Original subtitles

(dramatic music)

All right, I've

and I've processed it

this formula should keep

But I still think you

I have told Willie the

My plants are living for 40

- I don't know if I

- Mrs. Donovan, that

And I love your hair. That

- You can call me Mom. I

(machine beeping)

(fluid gurgling)

- You don't think this

of those wanna-be-young

- It is absolutely

You picked a wonderful

- Yeah, Monique

You didn't say

- Willie, the smoke

It is just white,

An indicator you used

Now you must stop it before you

- Mom, this, um, interest that

with Dad coming

- Is Miss Thing

You could've told me

- Honestly, whenever that

the only thing he

- I mean, she is

She can be the biggest

- Are you gonna be able

- Yea, though I walk

- Oh. Willie, whatever

Perhaps you should have warned

- [Scientist] No hair? You

(Gypsy barks)

(suspenseful music)

♪ There was once

♪ When I thought

- Willie?

- (coughing) What

(dramatic music)

(siren wailing)

- [Woman] Where's

Oh, man, I'll be

- [Woman] Oh, and

(dramatic music)

Got one over here!

- [Firefighter] It's

- [Willie] No, you

- [Firefighter] All right,

- No!

(Gypsy barking)

- [Willie] Come

Guys, why'd you do-

- [Firefighter] Can you

- [Willie] See,

- I think he's

Hey, kid, don't

you were just getting jiggy

- [Firefighter] Excuse

- Willie! Willie,

- Yeah, but they messed

- What did you do?

- Come on, let's go

Leave you two alone

I was upstairs, and

- There's my beautiful

of your Grandma Cat

Of course, you're a

- [Sydney] (laughs)

On the outside, she's

But sometimes the

and your grandmother's

And the way her

the logic she employs is like,

on another one of

to pay attention to

Honey, you're playing with

Now, until you learn to take

your lab equipment

- Okay, let's get

I mean, I'm already

Why don't you let him

You're gonna come home

Just make sure there's no

- I know, I know.

- I'll make you

I think it's best

You gonna ignore

- No one asked you to come

Man can't even visit

- They're my grandchildren

- Looking at the

You don't know busy until

- (groans) Well, Brad says

- (giggling) Sydney, look,

but there's a lot of cool

- Mm.

Strange and wonderful

Oh, oh, oh!

- Oh, do you recognize

- Holy jumping, wow. You

Oh.

because tonight is your

- Oh, please.

- So, seriously.

how'd you like to roll

- Oh, yeah.

- I do not joke when it's

- You know what,

- Yeah, my name's

So your friend, she seems

- You know what

- Yeah, I know what

I'm talking about this

- Well, since I can't

I'm using my computer to

- Ooh, quite the little

- A bad one if you ask

- Oh, then I guess you

- Whoa! A real, authentic

- (laughs) That's

You're a very talented

you can wear that thing,

You're young, you've got

You've got plenty of time to

And remember one thing:

- Heavenly Father, we ask

Please help it to nourish

And, Father, we ask you

in this wonderful,

and for those who

Some of us need more

We ask you, dear Lord,

- So, how do you like

- Oh, well, um, you know those

that we see on TV?

- Well, they're years

- Kids. You've got

- Yeah, right.

- Right.

- You'll make new

You've only been in this

You must make this

- Grandma.

- Willie.

- Honey, you're

for the cheerleading

I mean, I was good when we

- Hey, it's a good

- You're new here, pumpkin,

Remember, the mountain

Mohammed had to go

- Your grandmother's

You've got to go after

Your grandmother's right for

- Listen, Mr. Thinks-he's-so-hip,

- Well, it takes

- [Cat] I don't know how

- Well, I don't know how

(phone ringing)

- I don't know why I even

I knew you would be

- Believe me, if I had

- I cannot believe you are

- Willie, they do

We had no idea this

Aunt Jen wasn't due for,

- She's never been early

- Well, I guess we better

that I would be there for

And we did the best that

- Baby, you seen my-

Honey, don't forget

Now, what, oh, yeah.

Dad, why do you always jump

We've been over this

When Mom died, it was the

and she is your step-mom

- Yeah, but you never

We're only going to be in

I promise you that

we'll spend as much time as

But, I mean, if you guys are

then why is Monique packing

♪ Gone, that magic

- [DJ] Good evening,

This is Joanne at your jazz

You just heard from the

I'm bringing you into

Hope you sit back,

This is Vickie,

- [Big J] Good morning,

Happy sight and I'm feeling

- [Vickie] I'm feeling good.

- [Big J] The

(Gene scatting)

- [Monique] Dad!

- Okay, I'll be

Better hurry up, guys. You're

- I can't believe

You know, I think I'm

No, I've got everything

For the whole 10

Okay, just, (gasps) calm

You're asleep. Just

(hand slapping)

Okay, now, I'll just

(Cat screams)

Now, I can work

♪ Where've you

Do you know who you

and I am not gonna let my

(Gypsy barking)

- You know what the speed

- Um, no, no. I

- No, no, no. This is,

I just dropped him and the

- All right, step

- Is this one of

- Look, officer,

- This is a lot more serious

Where's the guy you

- Yeah? And it's

Freeze! I didn't tell

We're gonna get to

- [Dispatcher] Attention, all

- You stay right here

I want you to run

- [Ratto] Yeah, I'm having

17-years-old.

- I got him on a

Yeah, the car's

- All right, Tracey!

Thank you very

- You was banging. I

- Hey, excuse me. You're

- Well, you've certainly

Maybe with a little

- Who knows?

- It was a very good first

All righty, I'm sure we'll

- Yeah, yeah, just hold on.

- (sighs) I smell an

Well, if it's worth anything,

She's my sister, I'm gonna

- Look, look, I don't

- You know what my coach

He says you're only a

- Yeah?

- Well, obviously

Listen, we gots to

because people are

- Oh, my god.

So, girl, I know you needs me,

- Yo, keep it down,

- [Student] Hey,

- What's that?

- [P.A. Announcer] Good

Today's announcements

Will the following

So what's up? You

if you were having the

- Shut up.

- Look, I know you

You probably failed an English

- Okay now, young

You should be

Instead of focusing

your pathetic life

you around here acting

I know your mother did

so you could go to school

Now, I am in the

And the next time I see

like the young lady

- [Sydney] Was it me?

- Your brain's what

You need to go home

your mommy and daddy haven't

Oh, sugar, honey,

- [Sydney] That sounds like

- Grandma?

- Why are you late?

I cannot tell you

- Who's the freak

just because something

- Grandma?

- Yeah, well, guess what,

- Tell us something

We've got to hurry

so I can run some

- [Cat] If you touch

I swear I'm gonna smack

Sit back.

(upbeat music)

- Yo, I can't believe you

- I don't want to hear

Man, you should

Hey, dude, watch out!

But this guy needs

- Yo, let's see if

- [Ratto] Good afternoon,

(laughs) Can I help

- You have any adult

- Her twin?

- I'm her grand-

- I stopped a young kid this

registered to a Barry

- Dad's car?

when we find the

Maybe he can shed

- Kid?

He was carrying this

- Wait a minute. What

- About six foot, wearing

black fedora with a red

- Grandpa?

Mr. I'm-Gonna-Go-50

- Oh.

- What happened?

I can't remember

- I don't know, let's

You knocked me flat

- Yeah, you did.

- I saw what happened.

Is there something

- Yeah, I'm-

If it isn't little

- Now, look-

That's no way to be

- Young fella?

- Well, that's what

See, these are foods I used

Man, I haven't had spicy

I haven't had dairy

- Grandma, I've checked

There doesn't seem

that could've caused

Did you use any

What do you want us

- Well, that's the

- Syd, would you just

- All right, I just

- This bar of soap

that my chemicals spilled

I'll have to run some tests

Yesterday, I put it in the

- So Grandpa must

this morning using

- Maybe when the

it created some kind of

The chemicals got in

- [Willie And Sydney]

- I don't know. I just figured

- (sighs) All right,

And just do it before

- Wait, does this

- Willie, I am

- Funny guy. Mr.

- [Leo] Hold on. She's

Yo, I think we's gots

Just don't expect him to come

- Because he's selfish

he's gonna want

- Listen, new guy,

because we are the serious

- Serious players.

We'll turn you into a mack

- Well, I-

- Yeah.

- See, Gypsy? It's

See, I'm gonna

Um, what happened

- Well, then, why

- Well, he wasn't

You're young. You

I mean, I had such

and everyone there, they're so

There isn't one thing you find

- Okay, okay. Now,

- My parents, I don't,

- You lying, man. I thought

Like in the motherland,

- Man, I don't know.

- Yeah, uh, where's

Help yourself.

I love your house, man.

- [Terrence] Yo, straight

how many phone numbers I

- [Leo] Huh, you

- [Terrence] And did you see

- [Leo] Hmm, you mean

- [Terrence] Look, they

Check it, the honeys

we could have all the

- That's what I'm talking

- I don't know,

- You a genius!

- Well, I was gonna stay

but it looks like I'm gonna

when you can chill right

Yeah. That's what I'm

See, I told you I wouldn't do

so I could see how to

- All right, I'm

Now, I'm letting you stay

but you have got to

All right?

- Gypsy, we've got

- I really think

- Really?

- I am days away from putting

of the senior year,

that you scheduled has

- Now, if you would just listen

- The dances that I have put

must be the pinnacle of

- That's why me and you are

We're gonna check

So you don't have

'cause your brother

So, Todd, who are you

I was kind of thinking

- Whoa, rewind. Same

- Todd-

- No, I cannot have my

- Okay, now you've

What's wrong with

Plus she hangs with

- Plus, you don't even know

why I'm taking her to the

Honeybun, let me tell

You may be my big

but you's got to learn to

Go on.

- Hey.

I don't think this

I want to, I want

At least until Willie finds

- Yeah, but how am I

that Oprah helped you find

Remember that time that woman

Wait a minute, that was

- All right, all right.

School's probably a lot different than

It's still reading,

- This is a condom.

We roll the condom

holding on to the

we easily slide

All right, class.

- (laughs) Grandma,

- It was talking to

- Shh.

♪ I'm in the auditorium,

Want some of this?

- Hey, Terrence.

- [Terrence] All

- Wait a minute, wait

♪ Y'all kids think this rap

♪ Been doing this before

♪ And what you all call new

♪ You mess with Gene and

- That's all she wrote, baby!

- With this right here, you

if you want to get some

- Some friends of ours are

I was hoping you'd

- Oh, we're gonna have to

- It's not an open

- Talking to me? Yeah, I'm

- Yo, my man, you've gotta

I mean, this is a

I'd do it myself, but, you

- Oh, you know what?

Um, can I trust you

and meet me back at

- Yeah, yeah, sure. I've

- Okay.

- Well, go get busy with

'Cause I need to

- [Terrence] That's

- I'll get out of

- [Gene] Hey! Whoa,

I didn't know it

- It was the soap

It got contaminated from the

You would have known that if

- Whoa, hey, Cat,

You know what? Hey, I was

- Well, Willie's working on

I like things just

- Oh, Lord.

Aren't you at least

- Hey, I am 17 years

- There might be

We don't even know how

I'm going to ride this

I, I mean, why should

trying to turn back

Constantly, constantly

We don't fit in with

And I don't care how

- Oh, oh, you, you know why

There's your

You finally look the way

- Well, I'm going to stay

- I am gonna do what I want

I don't need your

- [P.A. Announcer] ROTC

at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon

- Sydney! Sydney!

if you'd like to go

Look, there's this place,

they've got all these

- I'd love to go out

(chuckles) Well,

(blows thudding)

Living off kritz,

- Ready?

Come on. You can't even

- Boom!

- Right in the belly, and

- [Gene] Hey, my,

My dog pound, what's

- Come on.

- My, um.

You're too slow.

- Don't you two, you know,

Maybe go and do a

- Come on, man, you're

- Man, is this all

- You know, you play

- Uh, other than chasing

Man, there's life

- Boom!

- Beautiful, unexplored,

- I'm gonna sit

- Out that door, waiting

- [Terrence] Hey,

You got a date with

- [Terrence] Hey, pause,

- Yeah.

- I've got a date with

(blows thudding)

- [Terrence] I didn't

- So, what happened

I miss one day, and I feel

I'm telling you, the

Your voice is generating

It's just that my grandmother,

to the changes that

It looks like my

- So am I gonna see you at

- Yeah, and so will a

You know what, I

I'll just talk to

(Julie sighs)

No, Dionne Warrick is

- Relax, Grandma.

- Well, maybe it

but if the last time

was to see the new singing

Now, if your grandfather

I can not believe

but you have become

- Well, let's just hope

with my 67-year-old

Todd?

- That's my date.

No, you cannot-

- No!

I am not gonna toy with this

- Grandma, that's okay-

Now, look, he obviously

(sighs) All right, I'll go with

- Grandma!

After you get dressed,

to the Orange Club and

that looks like

- But you do have something

Now put it on.

- And if he notices

you had no chance

Now, what do you

- No, we say one.

- We say one.

- Well, I'll see

- Bye.

Didn't I just see

- [Cat] I'm from L.A.

(people cheering)

And here it is, the

Everybody comes down here,

Yeah.

Let's, let's go

- Whoo, girl!

Hey, Sydney, what

I thought you said

Oh, man, so, hey, have

- Todd.

- Hello, what brings

- Mm-hm.

I couldn't quite figure

Then I realized,

- [Gene] Cat. What

- Just ignore her

What are you doing

I mean, just how

Did you go to school with

- Oh, yeah, we went

- You know what, you're not

- Excuse me?

- These are $500

♪ It starts from my glance

♪ My voice pulled along,

♪ The tactics that I use,

♪ You end that number

♪ Some try to cop me,

♪ See we be teen ballers no

♪ Watch this, truth before

♪ We about to let loose,

♪ If you're holding

♪ All the ice in the world

♪ We're going to party up in

♪ So drop your coat

♪ Ladies to the dance floor

♪ So what you never

♪ Hold on to your chick,

- Cat? Hey, what

- Sydney!

Can you talk to me for

- Look, why don't you just

(sirens wailing)

- [Cat] I have to

- [Gene] At least let

- [Cat] I said leave

♪ Hey, there, everybody,

♪ It's on and jumping down

♪ But don't forget

♪ 'Cause there's a

- Syd.

- Syd.

♪ Make your way to the parquet

- I've isolated the chemicals

The combination has

and totally reversed

♪ The band's got

♪ Baby, everything

♪ Let the boogie say

♪ To the rhythm of

♪ Can't you see, can't

♪ Right here and now

Grandma, Grandpa, and

of 15 different lethal

♪ Tonight will be a

♪ The place is rocking ain't

the toxic chemicals

♪ Let the boogie say

♪ To the rhythm of

♪ Right here, right now

♪ Ain't no need to

♪ Just make a bee-line

♪ Tonight will be a

(whistle shrilling)

(dramatic big band music)

- All right, all

I'd like to thank

Right now what we'd like to do

So every guy, grab a girl, and

(audience applauding)

- One more dance.

And what about

- Cat, do you know what,

- Cat, come on, now,

- Oh, you mean because

I always think you

I mean, I, I just

You know, just pretending to

- This isn't real.

- Sure it is! Cat,

You've always loved young,

- Cat, for as long

- Just like you loved

- Cat, that was, that

- For you, it was

But I have lived with

(gentle music)

- What do you mean

- All right, I was worried

- And, you know,

he figured you ran

and just left him

- Look. a lot of stuff

See, um, Todd thinks

Which pretty much

that I have ever

You know, I really want

Look, I know what

- (scoffs) What makes you

Because you've been

- I was 17 once

- Yeah, a long

You don't know what

trying to be as

as these, these models

or as hip as these women

or trying to live

filled with stupid

No, you don't

I shouldn't have

- Yeah, Grandma, like

And you know what? You always

And you know what, Grandma?

I really do. You

Now, you're chasing Todd

(dramatic music)

- Don't worry, Gyps. I'm

The answer's got to

(dramatic music)

Look, I don't know what that

but if you and Gene

which I find very hard

Loser girl knows that

You know, just like

(people laughing)

I still think that you should

because if you don't,

- Yeah, but I'm not

- But you're

Oh, you guys had such

and, well, right up

- Julie, I have to tell

My little brother

and my grandparents

and that was my

who looked exactly like

but now she is my age, so

That's who ran out

because she was trying to

and now we're not

- (sighs) Oprah helped me

who ran into the club

Well, why didn't you

I just have to, you know,

I didn't even need

Well, I think you

and I'm gonna go, so,

- Sydney.

- You know, I spent

sitting in the park

I did chase your

this job in, of all

Your grandfather

but I couldn't tell

- No.

But I convinced myself

And the next thing I know,

something that I have

I didn't-

- [Sydney] You still

- Well, Grandma, why

But Sydney, everybody's

You sound like somebody I

Someone who let fear

You remember that

to make this new

(sighs) I'm afraid I haven't

- Yeah, but, Grandma,

Baby, don't make the

Now, if you like this

(sighs) Now, let's

(Gypsy whines)

I just want to jump

- Can you see any growth?

- [Terrence] Please,

- Leo] I'm ballin'. I'm

- Player.

- You're doing too

You look like you're from

You know, this life,

But I want to thank you guys,

Lose these frown

- Ta-da!

I'm never gonna

Look at us. Come on.

I mean, you can't

We need you for the

- That's true, we

- Look, fellas, life is

You know, maybe when

And when you're

But there's nothing

- [Terrence] Three of us, we

Now take care of

- Take care of yourself.

I mean, what the

Bam! That's what

Come on, Gyps, we've got to

(smooth jazzy music)

- [Photographer] Pose for

Now if you'd just take

- [Gene] Look,

- Oh, well, it won't

- Listen, Gene, you know the

is because there's no one

So I'm warning you, if

♪ I must admits I'm

Did I have a date with

Look, I'm so sorry I

I was just trying to

- [Ashley] (muttering)

And I'm not taking

- No is the furthest

- Maybe you could, um, explain

- You would?

♪ I can't wait

- You know what I've been

- Look, I'm sorry

I mean, I've been

I should have come home instead

I've had to live without

I'm going to let

- I feel like a 67-year-old

- Give her some room.

- Oh, God.

What are you doing?

- [Todd] Give her some

- Grandma! Grandma,

Syd, look, I've got the

of some type of

- The pool! The pool,

- [Gene] Come on,

- Where do you

- Hey, Ashley, this

- Move.

(blow thuds)

- Come on, let's go.

- [Friend] (gasps)

- [Cat] Whoa, what,

You gonna come

- Come on, come

- [Sydney] Are you

- It worked.

about them being your

- [Todd] Does this

- [Willie] Watch

- Okay.

(Gene laughing)

- Hey!

- Well, what are we supposed

Oh, go on. Stop it, you

- Yeah, everything's fine.

- We have got to let your parents watch

- Dad? They named

- Mm.

- Hey, honey. Uh, what's been

- Everybody, I have an

How would you feel about

- Oh, sugar, honey,

Are you saying what I

- Oh, Gene, I can't think

then spend the rest

- Mm.

Oh, okay, I have got to

I'm gonna have to

And Darlene is gonna

Oh, you're going to look

Why don't I help you

- Oh, Sydney. (laughs)

- [Barry] I think I'm gonna

- Your son is in shock.

- Wait, can you hold

Take a message there,

♪ I can't think too

♪ The past is done

♪ But there was one thing

♪ I want to start

♪ So what do you say

♪ Just like it was

♪ So what do you say

♪ 'Cause you know

♪ And I know this time

♪ Let's make it right

♪ Can you please give

♪ Where've you

♪ Where've you

♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪