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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
As much as you ♪
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♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪
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♪ As we jump into
The final frontier ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪♪
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What?
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Happy anniversary.
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Hi.
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Same to you.
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You want your present?
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Meaning you want yours?
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I really do.
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All right. Here you go.
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Hey. Well, that seems fair.
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No, no, no. You go first.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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No.
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Yes.
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Yes? Yes.
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Okay.
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All right.
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For God's sake!
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Hey, look what I got!
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It's a Swiss Army knife.
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I was thinking of
joining the Swiss Army.
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You can take it back.
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What are you talking about?
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Really?
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It has a can opener,
corkscrew, and nail file.
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Scissors, tweezers,
a fish scaler,
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and a little thing to
punch holes in your belt.
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Why would I want to do that?
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I don't know, but the guy
made it sound important.
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He said it was
great for camping.
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Sure. There's something
here for trapping bear.
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You really like it?
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Sure. If you don't like it,
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this thing comes
out and stabs you.
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This is very cool. Thank you.
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Okay, my turn.
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Here.
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I got it. I got it.
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It took her 45 minutes
to wrap this in the store.
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Wow!
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You like it?
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I do!
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It's a cotton candy machine.
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I see.
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Get it?
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No.
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Cotton. Second anniversary.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
That's really good.
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The guy said it'll pay
for itself in six months.
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Now we don't have to go
to the circus all the time.
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No, really, I love it.
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Yeah?
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Want to try it out?
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For breakfast?
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What the hell?
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Remember, we're having
three lunches today.
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Why does everybody
want to take us out?
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We're only fun when we're alone.
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Swear to God, you like this?
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Oh, I do. I really love it.
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Oh, me too. Mine. I love it.
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Hey.
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Happy anniversary.
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You can't keep a
secret in this town.
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For you.
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You don't have to do that.
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It's a big day. It
was a big day for us.
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I know.
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I just want Fran to be happy.
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If it's without me, fine.
If it's with Ira, so be it.
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If Buddha's testing
my patience...
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Zei gezunt.
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What can I get you guys?
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Just sugar.
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We have sugar, we have onions,
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we have Aspergum and Yodels.
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Yodels now?
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Where's the sugar?
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Sugar on the shelf,
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onions by the door.
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Who's looking for onions?
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How did we get three
lunches in one day?
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It would have been four,
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but I consolidated our sisters.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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Oh, any day now.
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Ooh. A little kick.
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Right now?
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Mm-hmm. Here.
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Come here.
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Wowee.
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It's like a whole
little person in there.
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But if you weren't pregnant,
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this would be so
inappropriate of me.
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You didn't find the onions.
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What's with him and the onions?
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Any children?
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Not yet.
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Oh, when?
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Not for some time. Maybe soon.
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Here. Kim said
you wanted onions?
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I never heard you use
those words before...
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Maybe soon?
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It's not like we've never
discussed having kids.
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We never discussed maybe soon.
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Is this level?
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Like the horizon.
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We said after a couple of years.
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Yeah, a couple of years.
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We've now been
married a couple of years.
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Do you believe I
bought the onions?
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A couple doesn't mean two.
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It means 2, 3, 10... whatever.
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Not 10.
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I'm not saying 10.
I'm saying... whatever.
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Sometime between 2 and 10?
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Yes.
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When?
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Like closer to 10.
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No. Wrong.
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You pick a number. You
think we're ready now?
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Not now, but sometime soon.
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Maybe soon.
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That sounds so soon.
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This isn't working.
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We used to be together on this.
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Suddenly you change the rules.
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This isn't something I decided.
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It's something
I'm starting to feel.
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Well, cut it out.
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Feel something else.
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Shouldn't we wait until
we both feel the same way?
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Oh, God.
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This thing takes
confectioner's sugar?
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What is this?
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Regular sugar.
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What's the difference?
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I don't know.
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See? What if we had kids,
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and they asked us
a question like that?
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What'll we say?
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That's why we can't have kids?
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I want to know more.
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My father knew everything.
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Like what?
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He knew how to build a bench
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and why the clouds
move so quick.
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Why do they?
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Something about
the way they're made.
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See? You can learn that.
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I haven't.
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But you will.
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Okay, don't rush me.
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It doesn't have to be tomorrow.
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You can forget tomorrow.
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But I want to start
talking about this.
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And we will.
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When?
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Maybe soon.
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Use the standard
form and you'll be fine.
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I had the exact
same one, but in red.
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I wasn't this good, but...
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Honey.
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We could use some bread here.
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Uh, Ursula... some bread?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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Not interested.
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Honey, that's not a toy.
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I'm having lunch with
my brother and his wife.
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And me.
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And Noah.
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And me.
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And Lisa.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Okay, okay.
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Bye.
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I'm sorry. It's just so crazy.
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Well, two years
married to my brother.
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How does it feel?
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I think the most
wonderful thing...
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Excuse me.
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She's very busy.
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Oh. Hi, honey.
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How do they make crayons?
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How do they make crayons?
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You know how they
get wax from bees?
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It's the same kind of wax.
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They take that wax and color it
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with crayons they already have.
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Neat.
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Can you do this?
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Know what that is?
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That's called condensation.
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You're making this
up from nothing.
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He's not our kid.
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Noah.
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Honey, how can I?
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I have Noah.
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I want to sit next
to Aunt Jamie.
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Did you schedule the
parent/teacher conference?
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No. That's next Wednesday.
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Noah, want to play a game?
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Let's see how long
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we can make our spoons be quiet.
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I lose.
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Okay.
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Not Saturday. That's
Ricky's birthday party.
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I'm bored.
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Mingle.
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That's no good.
He's got Little League.
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Billy Goodman called me a spaz.
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Are you? No.
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So what are you worried about?
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I don't think that's
really... helping.
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Honey, honey,
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just call the school
and coordinate.
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Thank you.
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I want to sit next
to Uncle Paul.
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And who wouldn't, huh?
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And Aunt Jamie.
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Deb, why don't you slide over?
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Oh, sure.
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I like to sit next to Jamie.
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There we go.
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You may sit there,
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but you have to
eat your hamburger.
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I'm not hungry.
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You'll be hungry later.
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So get me a hamburger later.
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You're never going
to Disney World.
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How'd you learn to do this?
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My first kid.
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When are you
going to start trying?
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Not for a while. Maybe soon.
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See the way he laughed
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when I put the breadsticks
in the mouth like a walrus?
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I was very proud.
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That kid loves me.
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When the milk
comes out their nose...
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That means they love you.
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I had such a good
time with Noah.
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You didn't have his
Salisbury steak in your lap.
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Your sister threw that.
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Murray, what are you staring at?
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You've never seen a couch?
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Call your mother and
tell her we're running late.
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I don't want to.
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She'll know from my
voice I already ate.
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You said you don't
need arms, huh?
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You know what I think?
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Having a kid isn't going
to be all that tough.
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It's like Murray,
but with overalls.
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Oh, my God!
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It's not that hard.
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Did you see what your
sister was going through?
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She didn't get to eat any lunch.
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She has F.A.O.
Schwarz in her purse.
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Her hair is thinning.
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Her hair was thinning
while we sat there.
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You're the one who
wants to have a kid.
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I said I think I
want to have a kid.
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All right. I'm just
saying, keep thinking.
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♪ Goodness, gracious
great balls of fire ♪♪
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All right. Enough already.
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Take the diaper bag.
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I got it.
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That's the activity bag.
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Then somebody took a
poop in the activity bag.
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All right.
277
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,354
Walker, stroller,
278
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,856
blankie, highchair,
279
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,357
car seat, porta-playpen.
280
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,226
Porta-playpen.
Isn't that in Spain?
281
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,360
No.
282
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,862
Got the green horsy?
283
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,864
I got the green horsy.
284
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,198
Ready? All ready.
285
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,734
The baby?
286
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,918
I'm not bringing the baby.
We got too much stuff.
287
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,643
Ma, this is not our
only lunch today.
288
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,144
What, you're not hungry?
289
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,147
It's delicious.
290
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,582
Maybe you'd like some
mooshed potatoes?
291
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,884
What's that?
292
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,854
When he was little,
he called them that.
293
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,422
"Ma, are we having
mooshed potatoes?
294
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,025
"I love my mooshed potatoes.
295
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,393
Ma, can we have
mooshed potatoes?"
296
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,963
I think she gets it with
the mooshed potato.
297
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,965
Pauley, look, the
potato moosher.
298
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,667
Oh, it's adorable.
299
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,169
Yeah. Moosh,
moosh, moosh, moosh.
300
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,471
Why don't you
quit the floor show
301
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,506
and sit down and eat something?
302
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,507
I will.
303
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,509
She's never sat at a meal.
304
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,512
I don't know why we
have a chair for you.
305
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,014
Can I get you something else?
306
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,816
Really, I'm stuffed.
307
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,452
How often do you get a
good home-cooked meal?
308
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,454
Ma, please. Sit down, huh?
309
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,823
All right.
310
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,959
Try it. What do you think?
311
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,228
Oh. Oh.
312
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,296
What?
313
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,731
Two years.
314
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,732
That's right.
315
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,200
Who would've thought it?
316
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,434
We thought it.
317
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,970
I was 19 when I
married his father.
318
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,906
How long before Paul was born?
319
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,341
Mmm, Sharon was 2.
320
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,375
Was he planned?
321
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,011
In what sense, honey?
322
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,715
I mean, did you decide
to have kids or did you...
323
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:21,383
Whoa, let's not go there.
324
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,319
What? I'm interested.
325
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,320
Really?
326
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,321
Yeah, sure.
327
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,555
Well, actually,
328
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,257
it was during your
father's vacation...
329
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,327
Way back when he
used to take vacations.
330
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,628
Where did you go?
331
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,031
Who could afford to go?
We were just getting started.
332
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,033
We'd just gotten this apartment.
333
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,968
We were each other's vacation.
334
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,138
We'd go to Coney
Island, the movies...
335
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,339
We were kids. We didn't know
336
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,742
you had to go
somewhere to have fun.
337
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,376
Get to the part with me.
338
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,677
Oh, well...
339
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,380
We'd gone to see
Gigi at the Loew's,
340
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,383
and we were sitting
here sharing a frappe.
341
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,285
I used to make my own hot fudge.
342
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,287
And, uh,
343
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,724
your father was doing
his Maurice Chevalier...
344
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,692
You know how I love Frenchmen.
345
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,229
I actually don't, but go ahead.
346
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,731
Well, hmm, mmm... Ha ha!
347
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,400
He was dancing around.
348
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,836
I was, uh, laughing,
349
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:17,406
and, uh... that's
when it happened.
350
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,407
No!
351
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,276
Yeah. Here in the kitchen.
352
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,277
No.
353
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,846
Yeah, I'm saying...
On the table.
354
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,047
Oh!
355
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,951
I forgot to put
out the coleslaw.
356
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,618
What, on this table?
357
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,753
Yeah.
358
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,455
That I've eaten at for 18 years?
359
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,224
I didn't wipe it off?
360
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:39,962
I wasn't allowed to put
my elbows on this table.
361
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,052
It's rude.
362
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,241
I've never seen so
much food in my life.
363
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,243
This is how I grew up.
364
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:59,348
No meals. Just food
until you lie down and cry.
365
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,851
Murray, why put it in a place
366
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,153
that you're unable
to retrieve it from?
367
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,154
Oh!
368
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,189
What's wrong?
369
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,658
My first two
lunches just collided.
370
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,993
Where you going?
371
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,362
To put on my fat pants.
372
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,364
Hey, you know what?
373
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:22,138
I'm going to actually use
this belt-hole puncher.
374
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,505
I can't believe your mother!
375
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,508
Yeah. On the table they did it.
376
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,977
For the rest of my life,
377
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,881
I'll not be able
to not know that.
378
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,516
Your mother is a striking woman.
379
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,818
Where you going with that?
380
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,420
She's beautiful.
You have her eyes.
381
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,423
Well, maybe our
kid will have my eyes
382
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,692
and, like, your smile,
383
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,228
and... and...
384
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,896
my forehead.
385
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,033
What's the matter
with my forehead?
386
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,301
Nothing.
387
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,103
So why can't our kid
have my forehead?
388
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,839
Fine. He'll have your forehead.
389
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,841
Your forehead, your
eyes, your smile.
390
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,209
My ears maybe.
391
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,011
Your ears are kind of droopy.
392
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,679
Are they really?
393
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,371
Either way, we're
going to love it.
394
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,858
Moosh, moosh,
moosh, moosh, moosh.
395
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,859
Honey...
396
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,795
What a beautiful baby.
397
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,797
Yeah, b-but... but, honey?
398
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,854
He's a monkey.
399
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:31,640
He's a beautiful monkey.
400
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,808
Yeah, but...
401
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,144
I don't want to
belabor the point,
402
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,814
and far be it for me
to speak ill of any child,
403
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:42,051
but this... It's...
He's a monkey.
404
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,186
But he's our monkey.
405
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,487
You're emphasizing
the "our" part.
406
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,823
I'd like to
highlight, if I might,
407
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,260
the "monkey"
portion. Our monkey.
408
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,795
He's smart.
409
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,298
He can do a triple
axel off the jungle gym.
410
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,799
That's good, but...
411
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,901
May God strike me
dead for saying this...
412
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,169
Every baby is beautiful.
413
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,671
That's true. Yes, they are.
414
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,063
But this one's a monkey.
415
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,186
I can't believe it's
been two years.
416
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,187
So, it's two years.
417
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,922
Leave us alone already.
418
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,157
When you going to have kids?
419
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,147
When are you
going to get married?
420
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,162
All right. Truce.
421
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,365
Hey, how you doing, Ursula?
422
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,289
Oh, hi, Bill. Hi, Dave.
423
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,804
Okay, once again.
424
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,474
It's Ira. Paul.
425
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,843
You guys crack me up.
426
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,346
Give us a couple
of Rolling Rocks,
427
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,814
a club soda, and a Zima.
428
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,251
I'm curious.
429
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,254
Sometimes I think things are
so good between us, why not?
430
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,323
Then I think, why mess with it?
431
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,624
Aw, have a kid.
432
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,625
What?
433
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,926
You got to do it.
434
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:58,927
Why?
435
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,064
It's like Europe,
a pain in the ass,
436
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,821
but you got to do it.
437
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,371
Sweet little Richie's
four years old.
438
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:12,508
Norman says it costs
him 40 grand a year.
439
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,777
Maybe the kid's
embezzling from them.
440
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,280
The kid goes through
over three Gs a month.
441
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:21,783
He's got a nanny, a shrink,
he wears corrective shoes,
442
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,285
he goes to private school,
443
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:26,288
he's got allergy medication,
goes to summer camp,
444
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:29,392
and, dig this, he
drives a Schwinn.
445
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,227
That's not cheap.
446
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,996
40 grand a year for one kid.
447
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,998
No, you can get them cheaper.
448
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,766
You've got to know where to go.
449
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,903
Ursula, what's happening
with these drinks?
450
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,471
You guys were serious?
451
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,173
What did you think?
452
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,574
I thought you were pulling
453
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,478
one of your Bill
and Dave things.
454
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,518
Oh.
455
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,287
Hey, Kim, what
you got for nausea?
456
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,288
Depends.
457
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,124
You want to get nausea
or not get nausea?
458
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,527
Oh... not.
459
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,728
I got Pepto, I got
Bromo, I got Alka Seltzer.
460
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,533
Let's take all three.
One for each lunch.
461
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,833
Can you break a 50?
462
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:12,834
Uhh!
463
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,036
I can get smaller.
464
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,472
Oh! It's my back.
465
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,040
Should I call the doctor?
466
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,241
Mark was a doctor.
467
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,410
Get something we
can use as a pillow.
468
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,745
Uh, as a pillow?
469
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,748
I got flour sacks,
marshmallows, paper towels.
470
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,285
Hey, guys!
471
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,786
Mark, thank God.
472
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,121
What's going on?
473
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,122
Where does it hurt?
474
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,123
My back.
475
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,157
Probably labor.
476
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,158
In her back?
477
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,159
Often, labor pains
478
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,361
are experienced as back spasms,
479
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,862
especially if the baby's
480
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,332
in an occipital-posterior
position.
481
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,396
A regular delivery
boy wouldn't know this.
482
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,669
Should we get her to a hospital?
483
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,139
No. You got hours.
484
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,141
Kim, take her to a movie.
485
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,576
Play with her nipples.
486
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,577
What?
487
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,379
No, no, no! It stimulates labor.
488
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,881
Let's go. Let's go.
489
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,872
Oh.
490
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,388
Oh!
491
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,324
Is that true about the nipples?
492
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,325
Yeah.
493
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,526
My friend's doctor
494
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,960
told her husband to
bring her to orgasm.
495
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,262
It induces labor.
496
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:16,720
The guy doesn't have
enough things on his mind?
497
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,675
Hey, Jamie. Is this
a tomato or what?
498
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,177
It's a beauty.
499
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,834
Yeah. Tomato. What a great idea.
500
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:34,850
Hi.
501
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,851
Hi.
502
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,286
Congratulations!
503
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,654
Ah.
504
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,323
I have a market,
a wife, a daughter.
505
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,824
Oh, a baby girl!
506
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,848
Hello.
507
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,328
This is Rose.
508
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,697
Oh, God, she's beautiful.
509
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,032
Your husband was just here.
510
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,033
He was?
511
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,169
He came by to see the baby,
512
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,970
but she was sleeping.
513
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,872
Oh. Hi, Rose.
514
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,873
Here.
515
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:58,874
Really?
516
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,364
Mmm.
517
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,883
How many years
did you go to college?
518
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,884
Four.
519
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,186
Med school?
520
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,187
Four.
521
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,121
How long were you an intern?
522
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,122
One year.
523
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,123
A resident?
524
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,124
Two.
525
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,882
Good. Give me a pound of grapes.
526
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,834
I'm going to see the baby.
527
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,835
Jamie's inside.
528
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,837
Hey.
529
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,339
Look what I got.
530
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,341
Ohh.
531
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,842
This must be Rose.
532
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,245
Isn't she sweet?
533
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:39,248
You're a very tiny person there.
534
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,351
Oh. Smell that.
535
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,487
Ooh, I love that baby smell.
536
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,323
So, you were here before?
537
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,324
Yeah.
538
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,814
I, uh... I stopped
to smell the Rose.
539
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,663
You look very good
with one of these.
540
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,664
I do?
541
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,165
Yeah.
542
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,368
Hi, Rose.
543
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,802
I think she wants you.
544
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:01,837
Okay.
545
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,539
You handle the
complaints, don't you?
546
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,540
Oh, yes.
547
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,375
Okay.
548
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,198
Bye, Rose.
549
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,869
Come on.
550
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,118
Do you think we
should buy something?
551
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,420
What, just for sport?
552
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,990
It's rude to hold their
baby and not buy anything.
553
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,993
You're a very nice
person is who you are.
554
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:25,994
Honey?
555
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,331
Coming!
556
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,233
What you got here?
557
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,735
Triple chocolate chunky chip.
558
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:37,873
That's... that's just a flavor
for the sake of being a flavor.
559
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,941
I want to be pregnant.
560
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,978
Let me know if there's
anything I can do for you.
561
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,148
I will.
562
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,284
Any idea when I'll
be getting this call?
563
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,353
I'm not exactly sure.
564
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,189
Tell me again why
I'd be doing this?
565
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,191
Because you're in love with me.
566
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,859
That's what it is.
567
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,083
Of course. Sure.
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