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♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ I love you like I do ♪

♪ Tell me who ♪

♪ Can stop my heart As much as you ♪

♪ Tell me all your secrets ♪

♪ And I'll tell you Most of mine ♪

♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪

♪ Well, that's really true This time ♪

♪ I don't have the answers I don't have a plan ♪

♪ All I have is you ♪

♪ So, darling Help me understand ♪

♪ What we do You can whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Where we go ♪

♪ Who knows what happens after here ♪

♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪

♪ As we jump into The final frontier ♪

♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

Honey.

Honey!

Is that you?

Hi.

Hi.

Why are you late?

What?

Why are you late?

My watch froze, thank you.

Are we going to do this?

Yeah, right?

It's Valentine's Day. We always do this.

Yeah. Let's do it.

Ah-choo!

Whoa.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Sorry.

Ah-choo!

Ooh. You know what?

What?

Let's go home.

Why?

Because you're getting sick

and I have felt no toes for 17 blocks.

But it's so romantic.

Maybe tomorrow.

Tomorrow's not Valentine's Day.

I understand. I understand.

♪ Crazy ♪

♪ I'm crazy for feelin' ♪

♪ So lonely ♪

♪ I'm crazy... ♪♪

This is the sixth time you guys have come up here

for one last look.

It's our first apartment together.

How long have you been married?

We're not.

Oh.

What does that mean?

Oh.

I don't see us here.

It feels right.

Why not? Think so?

Try taking turns.

You're going to fix that shower so the pressure is just...

Firm, but not pelting.

I don't like pelting.

And the toilet?

Works perfect.

I don't like a tentative toilet.

I like one good whoosh and nice talking to you.

Right here we could put a nice big dining table.

Only if we live here.

What we're doing now is stupid.

Three nights at my place, three nights at yours.

It's crazy.

All my stuff is already at my place.

It's perfect. Let's just sign the lease.

How come nobody else has taken it?

We put down a deposit.

Before that.

People were living here.

Whoa!

That's weird.

Is it me, or is this floor slanted?

What are you talking about? This is perfect.

I just came around the corner, suddenly, whoa!

You're nuts. There's no slant here.

No, I felt it.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Listen, here's the lease.

I know it's a big decision.

Yeah.

Look it over. You kids talk.

Take your time...

Again.

See, I love this thing.

Here it is again. Whoa!

Look at this.

It's like a novelty they throw in for nothing.

Should we be looking for something cheaper?

I don't think we'll get cheaper,

with so much space in such a great neighborhood.

I'm doing better. You got that promotion.

Still smells like somebody else's apartment.

Soon we'll have our own smell.

We don't have a smell.

When you live together, you get your own smell.

It's a gas stove. I'm used to electric.

You don't cook.

But still...

Here. They have instructions.

They do?

Yeah, sure. Three languages.

Pick one you like.

I love this thing.

Ahem. Psst.

Oh...

Nice doggie.

Murray likes it here.

Yes, he does.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Bend over.

Excuse me?

What?

What did you think?

When you say bend over...

Oh, stop it.

Get out of here.

I have nowhere to go.

You're moving into a beautiful apartment today.

Who cares? It's all slanted.

You should be home with Paul unpacking,

setting up your new life.

I have a new life here too.

Not until tomorrow. I'm still your boss. Go.

I will.

How does it feel with Paul?

Feels weird.

You'll get used to it.

I'm not so sure.

Hey, Frannie. Hi.

Hi.

Don't you live in my building?

What are you doing here?

Just came to say hi.

Rick has your key to the executive washroom.

Get it before he leaves.

Ooh!

Did you get it?

I got it through Mark's uncle.

Under cost.

Under cost. That's like, what, stealing?

Practically.

Eeeh!

Wow!

That's... it's very much a ring.

It's so final.

Rick says you have my key.

No. I put it in his top middle drawer.

Man!

Ow!

She doesn't know about this, right?

No way.

Promise?

Swear.

Thank you.

He doesn't have it.

I am such a stupid head.

I put it in my top middle drawer.

The executive washroom.

Hey, look at that.

You going back to the apartment?

I'm going to see Ira.

I'll help Fran.

Fran, see you later.

Bye.

Honey, what time will you be home?

Wow.

I'm sorry. That just flew out of my mouth.

That's all right.

See you later.

You sure will. Bye.

Get my ass out of this.

What are you talking about?

Call the landlord. Tell him I'm a bad risk.

We can't afford it anyway.

As of tomorrow, you can afford it.

I can't let you do this.

I want to spend more time with my family.

What if you and Mark split up?

What if we split up? What if he doesn't love me?

He loves you.

You don't know. How can you know?

Because he does.

I'm calling the landlord myself.

Don't.

He's going to ask you to marry him tonight.

He is?

Over dinner.

Really?

Really.

Really? Really?

Yes.

Oh, God!

♪ Da-da-da ♪♪

Wow!

Hmm? Isn't that nice?

It's very nice.

Be careful with it.

I know. I know.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

I just want to make sure that it's real.

Yes, it's real.

When are you going to do it?

Tonight. It's all planned.

I'm taking her out to dinner,

But I'm not going to say anything about Valentine's Day.

Let her sweat it out.

Make her think I forgot.

Then you ask her?

Then I ask her.

Very cool.

So you want to go to the movies tonight?

What did I just say I'm doing?

No, after.

Grab a beer, get something to eat.

Boy, do I miss those days.

What days?

You know, like before, like yesterday.

Count your blessings, all right?

I do. I am.

Ouch.

Where did that come from?

Your dad hired her. Nice, huh?

Excuse me. Ira.

Hi, Joan. Meet my cousin.

It's Joanne.

That's what I said. I just talk fast.

Want me to help you with that?

If you don't mind.

Watch how this doesn't bother me at all.

Here you go.

Oops! I got it.

I got it. That's all right.

There you go, Joanne.

I'm Paul Buchman, by the way.

You're Burt's son?

Yes. Why would I fib

to a lovely person like yourself?

He's always talking about you.

All the good stuff is true.

Do you still make movies?

Sure. Not only that,

tonight he's proposing to his girlfriend.

Really?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

What is the matter with you?

She was smiling at me.

You always think they're smiling at you.

If they are, they're smiling at you about me.

Shut up.

Anyway, you're married.

Not yet, babe.

Any minute.

Boy.

Girls. They're soft and good.

Pauly, Jamie is great.

I know.

You're doing the right thing.

You think?

I know. You want to end up like me?

Different chick every week,

wondering where I'll sleep tonight or tomorrow?

You know, pal.

Every night for the rest of your life,

you're going to know.

Come on.

What?

Come on.

You've got the jitters.

I'm rethinking it. Something's wrong.

I'm sensing something.

Like what?

I don't know.

Like, last night we're home, and we're packing up.

Jamie's sitting there.

She looks, you know, cute like always,

but the light hit her face in a funny way.

I never noticed that...

She reminded me of the guy in Silence of the Lambs.

Shut up!

She did.

What's his name, the one who eats everybody?

You're out of your mind.

I keep having this dream.

This is weird.

I'm floating somewhere,

and it's, like, cold, really cold.

I'm shivering. I'm floating and shivering.

This song keeps coming on... Patsy Cline, "Crazy."

Since when do you dream country?

This is my point.

So I'm standing there, and I'm floating.

Globs, these big colorful globs just float by me.

Globs? Like what?

I don't know. These big, fat, beautiful globs.

They're gliding, and they're gliding around,

and swirling.

I'm swirling, and they're swirling,

and I'm swirling.

All I can feel is that I lost something.

So you lost some globs?

I just fear that I need these globs.

Maybe Jamie has globs.

I don't know if Jamie has the right globs.

What the hell are we talking about?

It just feels wrong, and I'm not ready to do this.

You got the ring, you got the girl,

you got the plan.

Tonight is the night.

Really?

He's got it all planned.

Wait. I don't have to do this tonight.

He's even got the ring. It's your Valentine's present.

What's the rush?

Really? Really?

Oh...

What am I doing here?

He loves you, James.

You love her, you Pez-head.

I'm not going to do this.

Wow!

Anthony Hopkins. That's his name.

Anthony Hopkins.

No, not yet.

Fran, you said over dinner. We haven't even eaten yet.

Any minute. Call you later. Bye.

I found the plates.

You don't have to make dinner. We can still go out.

We should be home for this.

For what?

Dinner.

I mean, it's our first night here.

Do you want to go out?

Because if you have something planned...

I canceled the reservation

because you said you wanted to stay in.

I do.

Unless you don't.

No, it's fine. It's fine.

What are we having?

Rosemary chicken.

Wasn't that Nixon's secretary?

No.

I'm very impressed.

You need some help?

I still can't find the silverware.

Isn't it in this box?

That's what I thought.

Here you go.

Let me ask you...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Is this a colander or a strainer?

I don't know.

Because there's a difference, you know.

They're not the same thing.

We are silverware-less. We are without spoon.

That's okay. We'll improvise.

All right.

There we go.

I have something.

Spread it with a key.

Thank you.

So this is nice, huh?

What?

Us... here.

You know...

Hello.

Yeah. Hang on a second.

Fran.

Hello. No.

What was that?

She wanted to know if she should corn-row her hair.

No.

That's what I said.

So...

So...

You know, my whole life...

Okay.

Don't you ever knock?

Look what our parents sent me.

Yeah?

For Valentine's Day.

Well, that's nice.

It's a symbol,

like they know

they're the only ones who'll ever love me.

They think I can't get my own valentine?

Of course you can.

Like who?

Can we discuss this tomorrow?

Nice place.

See ya.

How about the tour?

Not now.

I'll look myself.

Fine. I'll give you the tour.

That was the kitchen, right?

Good night.

Nice to see you.

I'm sorry about that.

So, um, what were you saying?

When?

Before.

What was I saying?

Something about how your whole life you...

My whole life I...

I what?

I don't know.

Chicken's ready.

It can wait.

I got it.

Hey, Jamie?

Yes?

Chicken tartar.

I'm sorry.

For what?

The pilot light.

Who knew?

You guys ready?

Yes, we are.

What's the soup today?

Wait. I know this one.

I'll have the broiled salmon and a house salad.

And I'll have the same.

As... as her?

Yeah, same as her, but I'd like my own.

Okay, I'll ask if we're allowed to do that.

Must be her first day.

I'm sure she'll get better.

What?

Oh, nothing.

What?

It's stupid.

You're allowed to be stupid with me.

I just feel lucky.

Yeah, me too.

You know, today is Valentine's Day,

and I wanted to do something really special.

So... I got you something.

You did?

Yeah. Close your eyes.

Keep them closed.

I will.

What kind of dressing did you want?

Go away.

Great. Okay.

You ready to be surprised?

I'm ready.

Open up.

Wow!

What is this?

It's your Valentine's Day present.

You surprised?

Am I ever.

I knew you would be.

You were right.

I'm taking you skating. Rockefeller Center.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Thank you.

Ooh! Miss! Miss!

We spilled some wine here.

Eew!

You wrap the lace around the little thing there.

Yep. I got it.

What's the matter with you?

Nothing.

If you don't want to do this...

No. You went and picked out skates.

You don't jump into these things lightly.

I'm sure you thought about it.

"Maybe I'll get her some flowers,

"maybe some candy,

"maybe some earrings, maybe a brooch.

How about a peignoir? No, I think skates."

Okay, first of all, I don't know what a peignoir is.

What difference does it make?

It wasn't right. Why go through with it?

Sometimes you think you found the right thing.

It turns out not to be. I had doubts myself.

What are you talking about?

Let's skate, okay?

You okay?

I feel like a big fat glob.

Everybody's a big fat glob. Look around.

All you see are big fat globs swirling.

Whoa! Whoa!

What?

♪ Crazy... ♪

What is that song?

I don't know. I have a hat on.

That's the song. Whoa!

♪ Lonely ♪

♪ I'm crazy ♪

♪ Crazy for feelin'... ♪

Hi.

Wow!

What's the matter?

I thought I lost something for a second.

What?

You.

Oh.

I want to ask you something.

Really?

I just think it's so dumb, you know.

I think I know.

Okay, here's what I think. Here's what I think.

I think you and I should... We should...

You know, we should...

Okay.

What?

I think you and I should...

We should... Jamie! Jamie!

Hey, Jamie!

Will you marry me?

Yes!

♪ Wonderin'... ♪

Yes?

♪ What in the world Did I do? ♪♪

So we'll skate.

You like it?

Oh, I love it.

It's nice, huh?

It's beautiful.

I got it.

It's real.

I know.