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Okay, pounce.

Again.

Okay, one more time.

Ooh, did you pack my glasses?

They're in your little bag.

All right, pounce.

All right.

Here we go.

Okay, get off.

No.

We've been through this before.

It's only Chicago.

I'll be home every weekend.

Two months, tops.

I know. I know.

Okay, so get off. No.

Oh, all right, pounce one more time.

There we go. Thank you.

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ I love you like I do ♪

♪ Tell me who ♪

♪ Can stop my heart As much as you ♪

♪ Tell me all your secrets ♪

♪ And I'll tell you Most of mine ♪

♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪

♪ Well, that's really true This time ♪

♪ I don't have the answers I don't have a plan ♪

♪ All I have is you ♪

♪ So, darling Help me understand ♪

♪ What we do ♪

♪ You can whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Where we go ♪

♪ Who knows what happens After here ♪

♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪

♪ As we jump into The final frontier ♪

♪ Final frontier ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Final frontier ♪

It won't take you two hours to get to LaGuardia.

But I want to get a window.

You have a boarding pass.

You know the airlines. A boarding pass means nothing.

You might as well be carrying a piece of cheese.

Tie your shoelaces.

It's okay. You sure you don't want to come?

I can't.

But your school doesn't start for weeks.

I have registration, orientation.

I have pre-reading to do.

I'm going to call you every day.

You're not comfortable on the phone.

Wh-what does that mean?

You're not. You "uh."

I uh?

You uh, you um,

Sometimes you ahem. You're not comfortable.

This is not entirely easy for me, you know.

All right. I know. Go on.

Go make your movie.

All right. You chain the door every night.

I will.

Will you renew my thing at the Y?

I will.

You'll walk Murray?

I figured I'd wait till you get back.

Come here, you.

And you're the man of the house now.

So... start peeing standing up.

I'll call when I get to the hotel.

Or I'll call you.

Whatever. Bye.

Ooh. Here comes another cab.

No.

There's another one.

It's stopping. It's him.

Okay, he's getting out,

he's tipping the driver,

the driver's giving him the finger.

See? Now, one week. Was that so tough?

He abandoned us, but we survived.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Murray, come on. Come on!

Come on. Get on the couch.

Lie down.

Where's the remote?

Help me find the remote! Where's the remote?

Get on the couch! Get on the couch!

Lie down.

What am I doing?

Explain me this...

A guy has a license to drive a cab in the city,

so the city has said, "You can drive.

Go and drive among our roads."

The man could not get out of the airport.

25 minutes he's just circling, circling.

Here we go. Taxi commission.

This guy they'll want to know about.

I'm going, "Look, there's an exit."

He's driving, he's driving.

Six minutes we sat in front of Air Peru.

Who is going?

They got me on hold.

I'm already on hold.

He says, "Put your luggage in the trunk."

I say, "There's room up here."

He says, "Put it in the trunk."

I say fine.

$18 he charges me

for putting luggage in the trunk.

I said, "It was your idea!"

He said, "Luggage tax."

What am I, Canadian? I live here!

One glass eye, no side mirrors. Thank you very much.

What am I... They're not going to care.

How are you? I've got to go to the bathroom.

Where did you get that coat?

I just don't like it.

Look at it from the side.

Picture if I'm thinking. I'll go, hmm.

See? Or I can just look. Watch.

What purpose does it serve?

It's hair on a face.

It doesn't have a purpose.

It makes me look rugged.

It really doesn't.

What is this?

Since when do we drink lactose-free milk?

I read an article.

I love lactose.

Really? What is it?

The point is, don't go making change like that.

That merits a discussion.

We didn't discuss your beard.

Fine. Let's discuss my beard.

Shave. No.

Fine. There you go.

Everybody in Chicago loves it.

Who?

Everybody.

Name names.

Everybody. Pierre, Lola, Colin.

Who are they?

Pierre's the guy I told you, with the thumb,

and Colin is his brother. Lola is Vernon's wife.

Who's Vernon?

Vernon works for Mr. Ching.

I've never heard of these people.

We have a lot of catching up to do.

Not until after you shave.

That's not going to happen.

Fine.

So we are at an impasse here.

Your beard will have to keep you warm all weekend.

I can hold out as long as you.

In fact, longer. You know why?

You're rugged?

Bingo.

You know what's interesting?

I don't feel anything.

I feel zero.

Nothing.

Nada.

Not a thing.

There's something.

Don't cut yourself.

We speak three times a day.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was afraid you wouldn't come home.

Yeah. Well...

You know, it's not pâté.

You've been a grouch all night.

Lisa...

We meet you at the airport,

and you're all grumpy.

You're quiet and sullen during dinner,

like I need this.

Maybe you could go to your own apartment.

She can't.

Sure she can.

I told you, my windows were stolen.

See, that's what I don't understand.

How does that happen?

You want to go over there?

No, I don't.

We believe you.

You do. I think she's hallucinating.

You know, you have real issues with women.

Lisa, shut up.

I won't. That's why he's selfish in bed.

Oh, God.

Did you say that? No.

What's the matter with you?

That blizzard that continues to grip the Midwest.

Residents of Chicago...

Hello?

Hi. Where are you?

Back at the hotel.

I can't get out of here this weekend.

The airport's...

I know. I saw.

The whole city, it's like a Slurpee out there.

You should see the footage.

We got great stuff.

Oh.

What? What?

Hang on a second.

Hi. Come in.

Sorry. It's just room service.

Oh.

What?

What?

You said "oh" again.

You don't sound very disappointed.

Oh.

You're out there getting great stuff.

You called room service before you called me.

I was hungry.

Well, I made dinner.

Shove it through the phone. What can I do?

Fine. I'll see you next week.

Fine.

Fine.

I'm sorry.

No, no, I'm sorry.

I thought this would get easier.

Me too. But I'm stranded.

I don't know what to do.

I hate weather.

Me too.

The storm is heading to New York.

Too bad we couldn't be snowed in together.

That would be nice.

Just stay here in bed together until the spring.

Are you in bed?

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

Just lying here.

Yeah?

Because I'm in bed too.

What are you wearing?

Nothing.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

How about you?

My blue nightgown.

Yeah?

The silk thing with the sides?

Mm-hmm.

That's the one I got you for your birthday?

Mm-hmm.

I thought you returned that.

No.

Didn't you exchange that for the salad shooter?

Okay, okay, okay.

Sorry, sorry.

Are you eating?

I'm nibbling your ear.

Oh, I like that.

And I'm going down your body...

I love that.

And...

I'm kissing your knees.

What niece? I don't have a niece.

Your knees.

Oh, my knees. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Get with the program here, babe.

All right, all right.

Okay, I'm, um...

What?

I'm kissing your chest.

I'm enjoying that.

I'm enjoying watching that from here.

Keep watching.

Well, you bet.

I'm kissing down your body...

My tongue is just around your...

Hold on a second. I have another call.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Hello?

Jamie, it's your mother-in-law.

Is he coming?

Excuse me?

Well, I saw that O'Hare was snowed in. I wondered...

Oh, right. No, he's not.

Sylvia, could I call you back?

Who was that?

Your mother. Where were we?

Is she on the other line?

No. Listen to me now.

I was taking your...

Come on. That mouth was just talking to my mother.

What are you, nuts?

Not enough therapy in the world.

Hey, you know what?

It's getting late, anyway.

It's late. Here it's even later.

I know. So...

So.

Well, good night.

Good night, you.

Wait. Don't hang up.

No, no, no. I'm not.

Honey?

What?

It's snowing.

Honey, I'm home!

I noticed.

My God.

I think you should

meet me at the door like this every day.

Come home every day, I might.

Well, we have an entire weekend,

just you and me...

and my mother.

Mm-mmm.

I promise we'll just go over there,

eat a couple pounds of brisket,

come home, stay here till Sunday.

We're not going...

Because you're in Chicago.

I told her you had to stay and re-shoot something.

Wow.

Are you mad?

Are you kid... I'm thrilled.

She won't believe it, but I'm thrilled.

No. She bought it.

You think so, but...

Honey, relax.

Isn't this better than on the phone?

Yes, it's better. And it's cheaper.

There she is. It couldn't be.

Just trust me. Trust me. Shh.

I have to know.

No, no, no, no. Who is it?

Sylvia.

Oh, my God!

If she would just use this talent for good.

You there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there. Hide.

I'm not going to hide.

What'll we do?

Tell her you got confused.

So I'm a liar or I'm addlebrained?

Just one minute!

I'm wearing heels!

What is addlebrained?

Just do this for me.

What are you doing?

Hi.

What is it, you got lost?

The place was such a mess.

What else is new?

I had so much extra food,

I figured, why let it go bad?

That's so thoughtful.

What's with you?

Your hair, it's all tousled.

I know.

It's a new tousled look.

It started in Europe.

Very chic.

I'll just put this in the fridge.

Oh, don't bother.

I was born to bother. Really, let me.

I can do it.

I'm starving. I'm going to have some right now.

Mmm. This is delicious. What is this?

Potatoes.

Let me at least get you a plate.

Sylvia.

What?

I want to show you Paul's new parka.

I really need your opinion.

I just bought it. I don't know if he'll like it.

You know him so much better than I do.

That's true. Oh, orange is really his color.

It looks warm.

Sorry. Ahem.

Here you go.

It looks pretty on you.

What was that?

That was next door.

They're always doing that. They're Greek.

It sounded like it came from the bedroom.

The bedroom? The bedroom?

If it came from the bedroom,

that's obviously what it was.

A sound from the bedroom couldn't be...

Oh, look at that.

Bad dog.

It's all over.

I'll get a sponge.

Sylvia.

What?

You're so helpful.

Meaning what, honey?

Bringing food over, just pitching in, and being you.

Well, that's my nature.

It really is.

I never thought you'd notice.

How could I miss it? This is the first time

we've been alone together without Paul around.

You hungry?

I'm famished.

I'll get us a little something,

and we'll have a visit. Come on.

Wow. I don't want to keep you, though.

Burt is taking inventory.

I have all night.

Oh. Sponge.

Oh, I'm shutting the window.

They say rain.

Hey, guess who's home?

What are you... you're all over me here.

You're all over me here.

Can we get organized, please?

All right. Now you pick a position.

I want to spoon.

You know what? Reverse spoon.

Honey, honey, this is more like a ladle.

All right, come here. I got it. I got it.

Position 12.

Here you go.

That's nice.

Much better.

That better?

What are you doing?

Are you letting your hair grow out?

No.

Because it's like, harder.

Do you want me to move?

No, this is good. This is good.

Oh, for God's sake.

Is the bed different?

No. It's the same bed we've had for two years.

It's like it got smaller.

How could it get smaller?

My grandmother did. It just happens.

How have you been sleeping in Chicago?

Great. How you been sleeping here?

Like a log.

Where you going?

I'm going to get a drink of water.

Surprise!

Hello?

Hey.

Hey. Guess what!

I finished the film two days early.

I busted my ass and the crew hates me,

but you know what? I don't care,

because it's over, and I'm home for good.

I felt so bad about last week,

all I could think about was coming home to see you.

That is so sweet.

Hi.

And she said you were selfish.

Where is my wife?

Isn't she with you?

No.

Well, she went to Chicago.

What?

She felt bad too,

so she decided to surprise you.

Mmm!

Uch! What happened to the lactose?

Are you kidding me?

Hello?

Are you kidding me?

How did we do this?

Get over here.

I already missed the last flight.

Oh, well, that's great.

Oh, my God.

Well, welcome home.

Thank you very much.

I miss you.

I miss you too!

Well...

Listen, you know what? We made it this far.

We can probably make it one more night.

How? I don't know.

Well... what are you wearing?

I'm wearing a big orange parka. Why?

Honey...

Hmm?

Oh, oh, what am I wearing?

Your sister's in the next room.

I don't want this evening to be a total loss.

The truth is, and I should have said this up front,

I'm wearing nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Me too.

Really?

Is there a mint on the pillow?

Yes, there is.

Okay, Okay. Unwrap it.

Okay, now, put it in your mouth...

What? You're home!

Tell Jamie I'm watering her plants.

Honey? Honey?

I'll see you tomorrow.

Why are they so concerned about what they're wearing?

They're having phone sex.

Oh.

She'll put her eye out.

I know.