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(poppy guitar music intro)
♪ And love ♪
♪ Oh, there is love enough for two ♪
♪ In every morning ♪
♪ Come let us taste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪ ♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Oh, in a life so quickly through ♪
♪ An April warning ♪
♪ We must not waste it ♪
- Only place jogging's gonna get you is right
back where you started!
♪ And love ♪
♪ Oh, there is love enough for two ♪
♪ In every morning ♪
♪ Come let us taste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪
(waves crashing)
Good morning.
How about a ring back?
(phone ringing)
Right. Perfect.
Up yours too. See you later.
(wind blowing)
(wind blowing continues)
- Rick Carlson?
- Yeah.
- I'm Chris Randall.
I'm supposed to be helping you out on weekends.
- Yeah. Come on up.
(groovy music)
(waves crashing)
The important thing is, man,
to spot trouble before it happens.
Watch the people when they go in the water.
See what kind of swimmers they are,
see how they treat the ocean.
You know, are they confident? Are they scared?
Ancl keep a special eye on the little kids.
Man, they can get knocked down in a second.
Now, if you're alone, you have to leave the tower,
take the phone off the hook and they'll send the backup man
and keep the rescue can with you always,
even if you're just going to the john.
You can never tell when you're gonna need it.
You wanna keep your eye out for any weird stuff
happening on the beach or up in the parking lot.
- Like what?
- Anything.
All the weirdos seem to end up down here.
Man, you're gonna see stuff you're not gonna believe.
Funny thing is, by the end of the summer,
it'll all seem normal.
(waves crashing)
- Hey, you guys. That's it.
Out of the water.
(swimmers shouting) (waves crashing)
- Thanks a lot, man!
Hasn't even gotten good yet.
- Man, you guys know the rules on weekends.
Swimmers' beach after 10:00.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
(kids chattering)
- Hey, lifeguard Rick!
- Hey, what's happening, Machine Gun?
- Hey, old buddy.
You ready for another thrill packed summer?
- Not if you guys have got anything to do with it.
- Okay, just for that we're moving down to tower seven.
- That a promise?
- Listen, this place would be a drag without the UDT.
- These guys get their kicks
out of feeling up the local ladies underwater.
- Underwater Demolition Team.
- Why don't you guys try going straight this summer
and just concentrate on getting laid?
- All the chicks our age, they dig older guys
and all the chicks younger than us,
well, they aren't even chicks yet.
- One of these days you're all gonna get your asses kicked
by somebody's old man.
- Aww, no chance!
We've been working on our
technique all year.
This summer's gonna be different!
I promise. Cross my heart!
- You better cross something else while you're at it.
Those are the horniest little guys this side of TJ.
- TJ? - Tijuana, man.
- Hey, why do they call him Machine Gun?
- I don't know. Everybody calls him that.
- Claims he holds the international record for jerking off.
- When I was his age, I thought I held it.
- Yeah, we all held it. I think he holds it more.
- Hey, what do you do during the winter?
- Same thing I do during the summer.
- Yeah? Must get lonely, huh?
- Beats selling encyclopedias.
- Yeah, that's for sure.
Hey you wanna stop for a beer?
- Hey man, I'd like to,
but I got a little, uh, stewie friend coming in tonight.
- Is it true what they say about stewardesses?
- Yeah, and nurses and secretaries and school teachers.
- What do they say about school teachers?
- Oh, they make you do it over and over and over again
'til you get it right. (chuckling)
See you tomorrow. - Okay.
- All right. - Good night.
- Good night.
(door creaking)
(door knocking)
Yeah. Be right there.
(paper crinkling)
(door knocking) Yeah, I'm coming.
(door knocking) (items clattering)
- Hi. - Hi.
It's only a 12 hour layover
so you're gonna have to work fast.
Miss me? - Sure did.
- I'll bet you did.
- Ahh, a little vino!
I'll crack it open.
- Still haven't gotten any plants in here, have you?
- Yeah, right around the corner.
Careful. It's a man eater.
- Plastic. That's obscene!
- It saves on the watering.
- Too much responsibility for you?
- I just gotta work up to some things gradually.
- Only some things.
I've been on a plane for about two weeks, it seems like.
I'm gonna take a shower.
- Okay.
(bottle popping)
(water splashing)
(door banging)
(feet shuffling)
- Oh, it's COLD!
YOU!
(Rick grunting) (both laughmg)
(Rick sniffing)
I met a man on the flight to London,
who wants me to go to Marrakesh with him.
- Marrakesh? - Mmm-hmm.
- Are you gonna go?
- I don't know. He's attractive and wealthy.
And he's better in bed than you are.
- Hah! Nobody's better in bed than I am!
- I know, that's your problem!
It's my problem too, though.
But I know your secret.
- What's that?
- You don't care.
- What are you talking about? - You.
You're great technically, but you don't feel anything.
(Rick laughing)
I really didn't go to bed with him.
- Who?
- The man who wants me to go to Marrakesh!
I don't think I'll go.
- You ought to.
You'd have it made if you hooked up with one of those rich guys.
- I know.
My problem is I don't think I can do it.
I mean, I'd have to love him too.
- Problem is you want everything.
- All I want is someone to love who'll love me.
- Problem is you want everything.
(gentle music)
(groovy music) (waves crashing)
- Do you have a band-aid?
- Yeah, sure. Come on up.
Dunk your feet in that bucket.
(groovy music continues)
How'd you do that?
- On a root beer can.
- Probably gonna have to amputate.
(groovy synth music continues) (waves crashing)
Not that bad, is it?
There you go.
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.
(groovy synth music continues)
(groovy synth music continues)
(kids screaming) (waves crashing)
(groovy music continues)
(waves crashing)
- Yoo-hoo!
Do you know what time it is?
- Yeah, sure.
(groovy music continues) (waves crashing)
- Quarter after four, give or take a few.
- That's pretty good.
- Old Boy Scout trick, never fails.
- Are you an old Boy Scout?
- Yep. And I still remember the tricks.
(waves crashing) (kids chattering)
(gentle piano music)
(waves crashing)
(latch clicking)
(door closing)
(gentle music continues)
(latch clicking) (door closing)
(engine cranking) (engine rumbling)
(gentle music continues)
(engine roaring)
(clogs barking)
- Okay, honey.
Give me that big 'cheese' number!
Go all the way in!
Get yourself wet.
Marvelous.
Let's go into that one, two, three routine.
- This is gonna be good watching.
Look at that set of melons.
- Beautiful.
- Look. There they go.
Lookit, lookit, lookit!
(waves crashing)
(kids chattering)
- Oh my god!
(kids chattering)
(Rick laughing)
(kids chattering)
(Rick laughing)
(waves crashing) (kids chattering)
- Those guys get arrested for that?
- Are you kidding?
Remember coming down here when you were 14?
See a girl in a two piece suit.
You'd have a hard-on for a week.
- Yeah, I remember.
- Hi.
- Hi.
How's the injury?
- It's all better.
- Ah, it looks good. No scar.
- Just thought I'd let you know about it
in case you're worried.
- Yeah?
Matter of fact, I was just saying to Chris
all week long I've been wondering
if that little girl's finger's all right.
Right, Chris? - Yeah. Right.
- Little girl?
- What are you?
- Just a girl.
- Oh, just a girl.
- Well, you're just an old Boy Scout!
(both laugh)
- Keep your eyes on the swimmers, rookie.
Enjoy being a little girl.
You're gonna be a woman soon enough.
- Thanks a lot.
- Getting there is half the fun.
- I guess you ought to know. - I guess so.
Well..
...see ya.
(cheerful music)
- Be careful.
(cheerful music continues) (waves crashing)
- Well, she's some stuff, huh?
- I'd like to run into her in a couple of years.
- I'd like to run into her right now.
Man, she can't be more than 15 or 16.
- So?
- They don't call it statutory rape anymore,
but you'll still throw your ass in jail.
- What do they call it now?
- Illegal sex.
- Boy, I think it'd be worth the risk.
- Not for 10 years in the can. Uh-uh.
That's rule number one.
(cheerful music continues)
(peppy music) (guests chattering)
(upbeat music continues) (guests chattering continues)
Anybody sitting here?
Coors, please.
- Hey, hi!
Aren't you a lifeguard down at the beach?
- Ah, yeah.
- You look really familiar.
You saved anyone lately?
- Yeah. Matter of fact, I was three for five today.
- What happened to the other two?
- They're just too far out. Had to let 'em go.
Three for five is not bad though.
- Oh, isn't it?
Come on. You're kidding me, aren't you?
- No!
- Well, actually, I haven't spent much time
at the beach lately, since I've been working.
- Oh, yeah?
What do you do?
- I work for a doctor in Century City.
- Wow. Are you a nurse?
- No. Receptionist.
- What kind of doctor?
- Gynecologist.
- I hear there's a lot of openings in that field.
- Oh no. Actually it took me a long time to find.
- And things must be pretty tight.
- Yeah, they really are.
Hey, my name's Sandy.
- I'm Rick.
- Can I buy you a drink?
- (chuckles) Sure.
(cheerful music)
That old guy never stops. Must be at least 70.
(beachgoer screaming)
- Look at that old gal.
Water's not even up to her boobs.
She thinks she's drowning. Better go in and get her.
- Me?
- You're a lifeguard, aren't you? Come on.
- Yeah.
Ughhhh..
(feet clomping) (cheerful music continues)
(cheerful music continues)
(metal detector buzzing)
(cheerful music continues)
(waves crashing) (cheerful music continues)
- Where are you going to school?
- Santa Barbara.
- Like it? - Yeah.
Necessary evil, I guess.
- I know what you mean.
I tried it once.
Got a degree too.
BS, Bored Shitless.
I'll be damned.
Hold the fort, will you? - Sure.
(feet clomping) (waves crashing)
- Hey, Larry!
- Rick?
- Yep.
- I'll be right with ya.
- What's happening?
- Rick Carlson, how the hell are you?
- All right. How you doing? - Fine.
- You look good. - You too.
It's gotta be about ten years, right?
- Oh yeah, at least.
How's the acting career?
- Oh god, I gave that up five years ago.
I told my agent to shove it.
- What are you doing?
- You, sir, are looking at the man
that owns the largest Porsche agency in the valley.
It is a basic goldmine.
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Come on, I wanna show you something.
- How the hell did you swing that?
- Oh, just charm. Just charm.
- Yeah.
- Plus my partner does have a lot of money.
- Ah, now the truth comes out.
- Yeah.
Where is it-- there!
- Too much.
- That something?
- Hey man, I'm really happy for you.
- You know something?
In five years I'll have made my first million.
Not bad for a kid who was voted class clown, right?
- Really.
- Plus we do have a few fringe benefits.
- Yeah, I noticed.
Hi, ladies.
- Hey, you gonna be at the class reunion?
- Ah, man, I don't think so. It'll probably be a big drag.
- Yeah, I understand that Cathy split from her old man.
- Oh yeah?
Ah, it's too bad.
- She'll probably be there.
Maybe you two can kind of, uh rekindle the old--
- So you ended up selling cars, huh?
- Not "cars, huh?"!
Porsches, the finest machine on the road today!
- Porsches.
- Hey, you know something?
You know, I think we could use a guy like you.
Yeah.
You know we got a very groovy, hang loose kinda operation.
I think you'd love it.
- Me? - Yeah, you!!
Hell, with your personality,
I'll bet you earn yourself 20,000 the first year.
- 20 grand?
- Will you think about it?
- Yeah. - Okay. You got my card.
- Yeah. - Give it some thought.
Come on, I'm gonna meet up a customer and her friend.
- All right.
(helicopter rumbling) (waves crashing)
- Hey, some big guys are beating up on Machine Gun!
- Okay, okay. I'm right there.
- You gotta stop it, he's gonna get hurt!
- I told you I don't got it,
now cut it out!
- I bet you got it, kid. Come on!
(fist thudding)
- Now you're gonna get it! (fist thudding)
- Knock it off! I said, knock it off.
Better get back to your tower, lifeguard!
Any more rough stuff and I'll call the cops.
(fist thudding)
- Okay, back off asshole!
Come on man! Come on!
Come on!
(waves crashing)
You all right?
- Yeah. I think so.
Machine Gun, want me to call the cops?
- No, it'll just cause more trouble.
- Get the hell off the beach and don't come back!
(feet shuffling)
- Sure you're all right? - Yeah.
- Huh?
All right. Go on home.
I'll see you later.
I thought I told you to always take this thing with you.
- Yeah, I forgot.
Well, next time you better remember.
It saves a hell of a lot more than lives sometimes.
I'd love to throw the bastards like that off my beach.
(waves crashing) (feet shuffling)
Lie him down.
Get a resuscitator!
(gentle music)
(waves crashing)
(door banging)
(Wendy whistling)
- Come on in!
Come on!
It's great!
(feet clomping)
- Whaddaya doing down here? Lousy day!
- Didn't have anything better to do.
Come on! - Ehhh...
Where are your friends?
- Don't have any. - What do you mean,
you don't have any?
- We just moved here from San Diego.
- Oh yeah?
How do you like LA?
- Hate it.
The girls are snotty and the boys are a bunch of creeps!
At least the ones I've met anyway.
Come on! Get wet, you big chicken!
(waves crashing)
Okay!
Okay, I quit. (Wendy laughing)
- Why'd you leave San Diego?
- My dad got a better job.
- Good reason.
- Sure, for him. Just ruins my life.
- Oh yeah? Ah, you'll make some friends.
Hey, you have a towel?
- I forgot it.
- Come on. I'll get you one.
You going to school?
- One more year 'til I get out!
- Ah. Going to college?
- Nope. Don't think so.
I'd like to travel.
Maybe go to Europe.
- Find yourself a rich husband, huh?
- No, I'm not interested in marriage.
I'd like to live with someone though.
Like to see what that's like.
Do you live with anyone?
- Nah, not right now.
- But have you?
- Yeah, a few times.
- What does that mean?
(Rick chuckling)
- Well, when it's good, it's pretty good.
When it's bad, it's... bad.
Look at all the divorces.
Your folks still together?
- Yes.
- They love each other?
- I don't know.
I guess not.
- You see what I mean?
You take all the people that are divorced
and all the people that should be divorced,
who you got left?
- I'm sure there's some people somewhere.
- Oh, I'm sure. Ozzie and Harriet.
(Wendy laughing)
(waves crashing)
- Have you made love with many girls?
- You're writing a book?
- No. Just curious.
Have you?
- Yeah, a few.
You made love with many boys?
- Just once.
I didn't really like it though.
We didn't really know what we were doing.
You got lots of time.
Woman doesn't hit her prime until she's 30.
- Yeah, by then I wanna be really good at it.
- That's a great ambition.
(waves crashing)
- I wanna make love with you.
- What?
- I wanna make love with you.
I thought about it ever since you bandaged my finger.
- Why don't you wait a while, at least 'til you're 16.
- I'm 17.
- Got a deadline?
- Don't you want to?
- That's good.
Find somebody closer to your own age.
Someone you really like.
(seagulls squawking)
- I really like you.
(waves crashing)
- What's your name?
- Wendy.
What's yours?
- Rick.
♪ Like a child once again ♪
♪ I'm building castles in the sand ♪
♪ And falling in love with you ♪
♪ Falling in love with you ♪
♪ I'm alive once again ♪
♪ Casting wishes to the wind ♪
♪ Can't help the things I do ♪
♪ Like falling in love with you ♪
♪ Oh, I'm falling in love with the wind ♪
♪ And it's blowing me away ♪
♪ But you know ♪
♪ I feel like a woman today ♪
♪ It may be like they say ♪
♪ That our love may all wash away ♪
♪ But here I'll stand ♪
♪ Like a castle in the sand ♪
♪ Whoa, I'm falling in love with the wind ♪
♪ And it's blowing me away ♪
♪ But you know ♪
♪ I feel like a woman today ♪
♪ Like a child once again ♪
♪ I'm building castles in the sand ♪
♪ And falling in love with you ♪
♪ Falling in love with you ♪
♪ Oh, I'm falling in love with the wind ♪
♪ And it's blowing me away ♪
♪ But you know ♪
♪ I feel like a woman today ♪
(door slam)
(door creaking)
- [Commentator] Look to first. Checking the runner.
The pitch. Strike three.
Garvey's out putting Bill Buckner to the plate.
Fourth inning.
Dodgers leading one-to-nothing.
- Hey, Ricky.
- Hi, dad.
- It's good to see you. - Good to see you.
- Hey mother, Ricky's here.
- How you doing?
- Oh, pretty good. Pretty good.
- Who's winning the game.
- I don't know. I dozed off.
But Dodgers I think. - Hi.
- How you doing?
- Good to see you. - Good to see you.
- I got a good dinner for you.
- Great. What are we having?
- Lamb stew. Okay? - Perfect.
- I'm gonna be ready in just a minute.
- Okay.
- How's things at the beach?
- Crazy as ever.
- Saved anyone lately?
- Yeah. I was three for five today.
That's better than Garvey's doing.
Ah, It's a lousy game.
- Win some. Lose some. - Yeah.
- Hey, I heard a great one at work today.
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
- I don't know.
(both laughing)
- You walk 'em and pitch to the giraffe!
(both laughing)
- Heard anything from Chet?
- Mmm, he called last week.
He's fine.
He's working up at school, doing some kind of research.
Says he's working real hard.
- One more year and he starts raking it in.
Says he'll have no problem
starting somewhere around 1,500 a month.
- Man, kid brother makes good.
- Oh, money isn't everything.
- It's most things, believe me.
Don't ever put down financial security.
I know what money can do.
Without it, you're lost, dead.
- You know, that stew is an old recipe of grandma's.
- I'm doing okay.
- You putting any away?
- Little.
- You better start now.
Things aren't getting any easier.
Everyone's sweating these days.
I put in twenty-three years in the same place
and now I've got to worry about being cut back.
And the damnest thing of all is,
if I get canned, I stand to lose my pension.
23 years down the drain!
It's no goddamn fair.
- Who said the world's gotta be fair?
- Anybody like some ice cream on their pie?
- You're not a kid at the beach anymore!
- Well, I'm doing what I wanna do.
- Father, a little dab'll do ya!
- That's the problem right there-- no discipline!
You know what's crazy?
I still wonder what you're gonna be when you grow up!
(somber music)
(waves crashing)
(somber music continues)
- Hi.
- What are you doing out here?
- Spent the night!
- Crazy?
- Why?
- You know how many people have been raped
and killed on these damn beaches at night?
- Oh, it was beautiful.
I saw the sun come up.
- Your parents know you're here?
- Nope.
- Don't you think maybe they'll be worried?
- I don't care.
We had a fight
and I had to get out.
- You probably got the cops out looking for you.
- Probably don't even know I'm gone.
- Hey.
Hey, look. I gotta open up.
Why don't you go give 'em a call?
- Okay.
I'll split.
I wouldn't wanna get you in trouble.
- Hey, you're the one who's gonna be in trouble
if you don't give 'em a call.
(waves crashing)
Hey.
- Hmm?
- What's this?
- Oh, it's for you. Something to cheer up the tower.
- Thanks.
- Don't worry.
We can pretend we don't know each other.
(Rick laughing)
(waves crashing)
- My god! Oh my god!
Oh my god, they're gonna drown!
Help!
Oh my god!
(woman screaming) (waves crashing)
Somebody help them kids!
Help.
(waves crashing)
Oh, my little boy! (water splashing)
It's my little girl.
It's my little girl, Marie!
(engine rumbling) (siren wailing)
He's got Marie.
Help, someone.
Oh no!
(waves crashing) (woman whimpering)
(siren wailing)
(waves crashing)
(siren wailing)
I told you not to go in, didn't I?
Didn't I?
Didn't I tell you not to go in?
Marvin, you were so brave.
My God, I thought they were gonna drown!
You wrap that. I got it.
(engine rumbling)
- Don't mention it, ma'am.
Couldn't have done it without old Marvin.
(waves crashing)
(beachgoers chattering)
♪ Even though its not the way it seems ♪
♪ I'm not trying to be ♪
(waves crashing)
(beachgoers gasping)
- I don't believe it.
- Did you see what I saw?
- I love to be out here commuting wit' mother nature
'cause I'm a vulture for horticulture,
a voice along the Sea.
Get planked at sea then you're alone,
- Lifeguard. - Lifeguard.
- Lifeguard.
There's a man over there being obscene.
- He's showing his privates.
- Where is he?
- Well, he was right over there, but there he is.
- You wanna file a complaint with the police?
- Oh no. I don't wanna do that.
Do you?
- No, just make him stop.
I mean, for god's sakes, there's little kids around.
- Okay. We'll take care of it.
Thank you.
- Hey, Chris? - Yeah.
- See that guy in the blue over there?
- The old guy? - Yeah.
Two ladies complained he was wagging his weenie at 'em.
- That guy? - Yeah.
- Go on and tell him he doesn't keep it zipped,
we're gonna call the cops.
- Okay.
- Be courteous.
Don't take any crap. - Sure.
- Sir. Sir.
(waves crashing)
- I couldn't do it.
- What do you mean you couldn't do it?
- I couldn't do it. - Why?
- He looks just like my father. (Rick chuckles)
- Oh shit. Here.
Jesus!
- (laughing) Aargh!
(door knocking)
- Trick or treat?
- I don't believe it.
How'd you find out where I live?
- I did what any respectable girl would do.
Followed you home one night. (laughs)
- You're nuts!
- Can I come in?
- Yes, yeah. Sure.
Come on in.
- I thought you'd be happy to see me.
- I am.
It's just, I'm getting ready to go out.
- Oh, you want me to leave?
- No. Hey, it's all right.
It's all right. Sit down.
I'll be right out.
- I just wanted to see you and talk to you.
I like talking to you.
You have your high school reunion tonight?
- Yep. It'll happen to you someday.
- 15 years!
That means you're over 30.
- That's right.
- Wow.
I didn't think you were that old.
- What do you mean, that old?
- Nothing. I mean, I thought you were in your 20s.
- Oh. Big generation gap, huh?
- Nope.
You're scared of me, aren't you?
- No.
- Yes you are,
and so are my parents.
Did you know I'm straight A's?
- No, I didn't, but I'm impressed.
- They're scared I'll do something crazy.
Ran away or use drugs, ruin my brain.
You're scared I'll make trouble for you.
I won't.
. Okay-
Another.
- Come on. I'll walk you out.
(door closes)
- Some other time, okay?
- Yeah, some other time.
(feet shuffling)
(guests chattering)
- Good to see you. Bye.
- See you later.
- Ricky Carlson.
Norma Sommers. I used to be a blonde.
- Good to see you.
How you doing, Ricky?
Bill Winkler. Remember me?
- Sure. Good to see you.
How you doing? - Okay.
- Let me pin you up.
You haven't changed one bit.
- Oh yeah. Bet you're saying that to everybody.
- Uh-uh.
- Okay. Thanks.
See you later. - Have fun.
- All right.
- Hey, Rick, old buddy.
- Still driving that '53, huh? - Yeah.
- All right.
How you doing? - How you doing?
- Doing all right.
- Hi, Rick. How's it going?
You're looking great.
- Good to see you. - Thank you.
- A little full in there. - What's happening?
I'm doing best I can. - Good to see you.
- Pretty lady.
- How you doing?
- How you doing? - Good.
(guests chattering)
(easy lounge music) (guests chattering continues)
- Rick. - Hey, Larry.
How are you doing? - Good. Good.
- All right.
- Man, you were right.
Can you believe this crew?
- Man, I told you.
- You were supposed to call me. What happened?
- Fringe benefits in my business too, you know?
- No, but I was serious.
I even told my partner about it.
He wants to speak to you.
- Tell him to come down to the beach.
- You know, I just ran into Cathy back there.
I mean, she is really looking good.
- I bet.
- Between you and I,
you two ever really get it on together?
- No.
- I knew it.
So you used to go around telling everybody you did, right?
- Hey man, we all said a lot of things.
Most of it was always bullshit.
- Well, I hate to drink and run,
but I gotta split from here.
Now, will you think about that 20 grand.
- Yeah.
- Save yourself, lifeguard, will you?
- All right.
- It's a good photo.
(groovy music continues)
- Well, Pete says you are the one who corrupted him.
- Uh-uh, the other way around.
He's the one who used to take me down
to Tijuana every other weekend.
- That's not the way I heard it.
- Well, that's the way it was.
We'd get a little bombed on tequila
and he'd spend the rest of the day
chasing all the whores around waving a $5 bill.
- That's not the way you tell it.
- Thanks, pal.
- Just wanna keep the record straight.
Hey, did he tell you about the chick with a donkey?
- A donkey?
Oh, that's sick. That's really sick!
A donkey. A poor little animal!
Defenseless! - Shh!
(guests chattering)
- Hey, Rick.
- Hi man, how are you? - Fine.
- Good to see you. - Fine.
- Fine. Hey, remember Janet Murphy?
Ya kidding? She had the biggest tits in junior high
and high school.
Right, right.
Well, she's sitting over there.
Take a look at her now in the green dress.
- Holy shit.
- Hey, we gotta have lunch sometime.
- Yeah, sure.
- What are you into now?
Wait, let me guess. Lemme guess.
Let's see.
You're in insurance, right?
- No.
- Whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Oh, outdoors. Construction business, huh?
- Still down at the beach.
- Lifeguard?
- That's right.
- No kidding. That's great.
That's great.
Goddamn, Rick.
When I think how I used to fantasize about Janet Murphy!
(audience applauding)
- We have several awards
to hand out during the evening.
Well, I have an award to give here.
The award to the guy and gal
who've changed the least in the past 15 years,
goes to Woody Oberman and Peggy Snyder.
(audience applauding) (audience cheering)
- So what have you been up to, Rick?
- I'm still down at...
Well, actually I'm moving over to sales. Automobiles.
- Hey, far out man. - Yeah.
(audience applauding)
- And now the pride of the class award
goes to the assemblyman from our own district.
Our own.. Walt Valentine! (audience applauding)
(guests chattering)
(Cathy speaking faintly)
- Maybe we could get together
for lunch next week or so. - Yeah. That'll be nice.
- Listen, why don't you bring your little boy
and I'll bring my three.
- I'll do that. - We can have a mob scene.
- You can come by the gallery
and then we can- - Yeah, I'd like to see it.
- Then we can go to lunch afterwards.
- Okay. That'll be fun.
Yeah. I'll give you a call.
I'd like to meet your little boy.
- Oh, I'd like-
- EXbrook 34482.
Hi.
- That's incredible.
My mother still has that number.
- You remember Judy?
- Sure.
Hi, Judy. - Hi, Ricky.
- Frank and I ran into Ricky in Hawaii at the...
What's the name of that hotel
where you were on the surfing championship?
- Oh yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Can you join us?
- Thank you.
- You still surf, Ricky?
- No, never.
- Certainly look as if you could.
- Yeah, thanks.
- Great tan.
- Do you work outdoors?
- Yeah.
- Oh?
- Yeah, I work...
I work for the county.
- Really? That must be interesting work.
- Imagine remembering that number after fifteen years.
I call my mom every week and I have trouble remembering it.
- Well, I better find Frank before he passes out.
He's always lecturing his patients on the abuses of alcohol.
But I wouldn't wanna light a match near him tonight.
I'll call you, Cathy.
- Oh yeah.
Listen, the first one is home
and the second one's the gallery.
But don't call me at home during the day.
All you'll get is, "no one casa."
- Okay.
- Okay. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, Ricky. - Bye, Judy.
- Nice to see you.
(audience applauding)
- What gallery?
- It's on La Cienega.
I um, I got a job after my divorce.
Now I run an art gallery.
- That's great.
- Wow. The mustache really threw me.
I like it.
- Thanks.
- Somehow I thought you wouldn't show up.
- I almost didn't.
Just too many people asking too many questions.
- Wild man, Ricky Carlson, the living legend.
- Yeah. Something like that.
- Oh, the hell with them. - Been saying that all night.
- Listen, you rat.
I've never forgiven you for not taking me to grad night.
- I thought that was the way you wanted it.
- Ohh...
- No, really.
(Cathy snickers)
- You just maneuvered it so that you could take
that urn, that.. that sexpot Sally what's-her-name.
(both laughing)
- Oh yeah.
She was pretty sexy at that, wasn't she?
- Ohh... And I wasn't right?
- You were a... nice girl.
That's a different kind of sexy.
- Hey, hey!
Hey, Coltonon and Cullenin-- the class couple!
Hey, this is just like old times!
Hey, remember me? My name?
- Yeah man.
- Cathy, you remember? - You bet.
Hi, Cathy. Boy!
Yeah, uh.. you two tied the old knot?
- No, we're still going steady man.
- Yeah?!
Hey, hey, this is really...
We-we're all together here.
I think it's...
Going steady?
(guests chattering) (slow jazzy music)
(jazzy music continues)
(jazzy music continues)
(jazzy music continues)
- Very nice. - Come on.
I want you to see someone.
And this is David.
- Cute little guy.
That takes some getting used to.
You with a kid?
(wine pouring)
- Damn.
(sentimental music continues)
I haven't spilled anything in years.
(sentimental music continues)
Will you stay tonight?
- I really want to.
- But?
- I don't know.
Seems strange.
- Why?
Because I'm still a nice girl?
- No, 'cause you're you.
It just feels wrong to be with you just once.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Can you come to dinner tomorrow night?
(both laughing)
(audience cheering) (commentator chattering)
- They're moving into the surf line
and thus the final leg of the dory competition.
In the orange helmets, we have the County,
in red and gold, State Southern,
white and blue stripe, City.
It's State Southern, orange and gold here,
moving sharply into the surf.
Here they come.
County is making a run for the beach, ladies and gentlemen.
State Southern, County, City,
all on the same wave.
Here's the County in the orange helmets,
into the surf line.
They must run up across the line,
ladies and gentlemen.
Here they come into the dory competition.
It's County and State Southern.
County and State Southern, both in the water
running on the beach.
Here they come!
(crowd cheering)
Here they come and row battle.
County in the orange caps
winning the dory competition!
(crowd cheering)
Okay, let's have a final call please
for the run-swim-run relay.
- Bobbie, you sure you wanna lead off?
- Yeah. No sweat.
You sure you wanna swim anchor?
- Hey, let's not get the beatings.
- You got any better ideas?
- Well, Chris swims for the team up in Santa Barbara.
- You never told me that.
- Well, you didn't ask me.
- Well, so what? You should have told me.
I figured you wanted to be anchor.
Thanks.
Okay man.
It'll be Bobby, Kenny,
me and Chris will be anchor.
- [Commentator] Okay run-swim-run competitors. Line it up.
Let's go.
(crowd cheering)
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
the course for the race is down the beach,
into the water, around the mark,
up to the beach, back down the sand
and touching the hand of the next contestant.
The start of this event will be,
"Swimmers, to your marks," and the gun.
Everybody ready?
Swimmers, to your marks. (gun firing)
They're off. (crowd cheering)
In the green caps we have South Bay,
in light blue, State Central,
in red, State Southern,
in gold, we have County,
Black and white caps, City.
State Northern in dark blue.
Into the water,
in the first leg of the four-man relay.
Exciting race, ladies and gentlemen,
very grueling.
County needs to win this one
to retain the championship.
They are a mere four points
ahead of the other teams.
They're on their way into the surf line, now.
It looks like County is in first place
in the gold caps.
They're followed by State Central in light blue
and State Northern in the dark blue caps,
racing their way up the beach now.
Here they come.
Give them a nice round of applause
as they exchange here
and start into lap two.
It's County in first place,
State Central in second place,
State Northern in third place.
(crowd cheering)
County must win this to retain their championship.
Very important race for them.
(crowd cheering) (commentator chattering)
And anything can happen swimming on their way in.
- Come on, Kenny.
(crowd cheering) (commentator chattering)
- [Commentator] And battle with each other
towards the beach hoping for a wave.
Here they come.
It's still County in first place in the gold caps.
It's State Central in the light blue caps.
Immediately behind them,
it's State Northern in dark blue.
Here they come, running up that beach,
ladies and gentlemen.
(crowd cheering)
They're making the exchange here.
Third man in the water.
Ladies and gentlemen, (speaking faintly)
(crowd cheering)
(waves crashing)
(crowd cheering)
Looks like County's dropping back, ladies and gentlemen,
being overtaken by the State Central team in light blue.
And the South Bay team in the green caps.
Dropping back.
It's a rugged race, ladies and gentlemen.
At the buoy, it's South Bay in green,
State Central in light blue.
State Southern is moving towards the third spot.
In fourth spot we have the County in gold.
The race is far from over.
Anything can happen at the surf line.
Third lap swimmers are picking the man to beat.
It's South Bay in the green has now taken over first place,
State Central going second, State Southern in the red caps.
(crowd cheering)
They'll make an exchange.
Anchor lap, coming up.
Don't go away, ladies and gentlemen.
(crowd cheering)
Central now, State Southern now.
Here comes the County for their exchange.
Into the water.
South Bay is still in first place,
State Central in the second,
State Southern in the red caps, third,
County in fourth.
(crowd cheering)
(water splashing)
They're off to the buoy. It's a four-man race, still.
(announcer chattering) (crowd cheering)
State Southern.
County is moving to third place,
back in the thick of the race.
(crowd cheering)
All swimmers are on their feet,
now for the run to the beach.
Here they come!
It's South Bay in first place,
it's State Southern in second place,
County in third place,
making a move for second.
It's South Bay, State Southern, County.
South Bay, County, State Southern,
in that order, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, what an exciting finish.
(crowd cheering)
- We came in second.
Chris pulled it out for us.
- Yeah, great.
- Congratulations.
You Okay?
- Yeah, I just swallowed some water.
- I think I can get out tonight.
I can tell my parents I'm babysitting.
- [Announcer] Okay, swimmers.
Gather around the announcer's
stand for the presentation of awards.
- Aren't you in enough trouble with them?
- Hey, Rick. They're giving out the awards.
- Yeah. Okay.
(crowd chattering)
- Nice going. - Thanks.
- Hey, you're breaking your rules a little bit there.
Aren't you, lifeguard Rick?
- Maybe bending 'em a little bit.
- The shape he's in,
about all he can handle is just a little.
(group clamoring)
- Come on, get off.
- Okay. Okay.
- Man, you've really got a problem!
It was just a joke.
- I am sorry, man.
- Now ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to present to you
the chairman of the Surf Festival
and captain of the county lifeguards, Jim Anderson.
(audience applauding)
- Keep your arms down.
Attaboy. Kick them hard.
Kick them hard.
That's right. Pretty good.
Look, there's Mom. Let's go see her.
Here. Get on, chief.
We're coming.
(water splashing)
Where's our lunch?
- Where are you in this book?
Ohhh-ho-ho, look what I found.
- Funny.
It is funny. (Cathy laughing)
David, let me show you a picture of mommy.
David, look at mommy upside down.
(both laughing)
- Well, it can't be as bad as yours.
- Look at this.
JV rally.
- No picture could beat yours.
- Junior varsity 1960.
- Let me see that?
- And the next page is a picture
of old sexpot Sally what's-her-name.
- Where?
She looks kind of fat, don't you think?
- Don't look too fat to me. (Cathy laughing)
Ooh.
How's it look?
- [Cathy] Open your mouth.
(Cathy laughing)
(mellow music)
Hey, will you put that book away?
- He asleep?
- He will be. He's exhausted.
He loved having a man around.
- Look at this. Look at old Morgan.
He was such a weird guy.
Was he at the reunion?
- No. He's dead.
Suicide.
- Wow.
Things change.
- Do you like that kind of music?
I can put something else on.
- Oh no, it's fine. It's nice.
- I sold a painting today, an Eilshemius.
It was a special favorite of mine.
I almost cried when the customer took it away.
Eilshemius was a funny old man. Insane, I guess.
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
- [Rick] Hell, I like the winter too.
It gets so quiet out there,
sometimes I feel like I'm the last man on earth.
- Lonely, huh?
(Rick laughing)
- [Rick] It sure is peaceful.
Got a lot more time to think in the winter.
You can really get into that ocean.
Even the fog
gets so thick sometimes you can't even see the water.
Funny thing is, you just keep on looking
even when you can't see anything.
Summer's fun. Lot of action.
Fun in the sun.
But I like the winters more.
- How many winters? Six?
- Eight.
- Mm. Long time.
- Yeah.
- So what's next for you?
. Hmm?
- You move up or out?
- Out, I guess.
- To what?
- Maybe selling Porsches.
- Sounds good. - Yeah.
(engine roaring) (horns honking)
- Did you say lifeguard? - That's right.
- Well, what makes you think you can be a salesman?
- Well, I know a lot of good jokes and I can hold my booze.
- I repeat my question.
What makes you think you can be a salesman?
- Mr. Gilmore, in my business,
I deal with people and problems.
It's not any different.
- We don't deal with problems. We deal with money.
We don't care about suntans or muscles.
We care about sales.
That's not the beach out there.
It's the marketplace.
Those guys aren't solving problems. They're selling.
- Mr. Gilmore, you got it all wrong.
That blonde Adonis image you're talking about,
that doesn't fit anymore.
There's a lot of training involved,
a lot of responsibility, a lot of discipline.
I do more PR work out on that beach in the summer day
than you do in here in a month.
But you're right, saving lives isn't selling cars.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
That's pretty good. I like that.
But if being a lifeguard is so great, why are you here?
- Larry told me I could double my money.
- Fine.
But before I spent a dime to train you,
I want it in blood that you are gonna stick with it.
No drifting back to the beach
the first day you resent wearing a shirt.
- Mr. Gilmore, I came here- - (intercom) Mr. Gilmore, private line.
- I'll be back.
- Hey look.
Why don't you take a look and I'll be right back, okay?
- Well, how's it going?
- It's going. It's going.
- Good. Good.
- Hell of a personality.
- Forget it.
He's just giving you his old treatment.
But don't worry about it.
But I mean, can you smell the money in this place?
- Yeah. - All right.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Look, I gotta get back to my customer.
Now just stay easy, hang loose.
- Okay.
(dramatic music)
(seagull squawking)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(waves crashing)
- Hi.
- Hi.
I haven't seen you for a while.
- Couldn't get outta the house for two weeks.
- Bad scene?
- Bad scene. - I'm sorry to hear that.
- Finally realized my parents are insane.
- Most parents are.
- I thought about you a lot.
- I thought about you too.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- When are we gonna make love again?
- I don't know if it's a good idea, Wendy.
- Why?
- 'Cause both of us could get into a lot of trouble.
- 'Cause I'm jailbait?
- You're underage.
It is against the law.
- It's a stupid law. - Yeah.
I could still lose my job.
I don't want that to happen. Would you?
- No one has to know.
- It's just too dangerous in a lot of ways.
- Then you don't wanna see me again.
- I didn't say that.
I just think it'd be better if
you found someone else closer to your own age.
- But I want you.
- Okay, then I have to find someone closer to my age.
- Probably already have.
Have you?
- Sort of.
- Then you don't wanna make love with me anymore.
- It's the best thing
for both of us.
Try and understand that.
- I am,
but I can't.
- Hey. Come on.
Hey. Come on.
Wendy.
(somber music)
(somber music continues)
(door knocking)
- Hi. ls senora en casa?
- Rick? - Yeah.
- [Cathy] I'm in the kitchen.
- Thank you.
- [Cathy] Gracias, Amaya.
(door banging)
- Hi. - Hi there.
- I thought you'd have her doing all of this.
- Oh, she's great but Mexican dishes only.
- Hi David.
- Well, I got the job.
- Fantastic!
I've got some champagne in the refrigerator.
Let me finish this and we'll celebrate.
- I got the offer.
I'm not sure I'm gonna take it.
- Why? It sounds like a great opportunity.
Let me, mommy. Let me.
- All right, let's see.
Here.
Here's a bowl and here's some spoons.
You pretend you're cooking, okay.
We have something to celebrate.
- I told him I wanted to think it over.
- Why?
- I don't know. I just.
- You're not gonna stay at the beach
the rest of your life, are you?
- No.
- You know, I meet lots of rich people at the gallery.
I could steer them your way. You'd sell loads of Porsches.
- I finished, mommy.
- Honey, why don't you go in and play with Amaya now, okay?
Mommy's busy. Come on.
Rick, you've always been able to make people like you.
You'll be very good at this job.
Now, will you please open the champagne?
- Okay. - Okay.
- I quit once.
I sold insurance.
I worked for my brother.
You know my brother's got plenty of money.
Oh, my brother is younger than me, but he looks about 50.
(Rick laughing)
After a while, I started to look like my brother.
Now I got real nervous. I even started smoking.
- Ah, whatever happens.
I'll finish out this summer.
I don't wanna put you in a bind.
- Thanks. I appreciate it.
♪ Time and tide ♪
♪ Your rolling rhythms ♪
♪ Are the music of my past ♪
♪ Hard times move slowly ♪
♪ But the good times move so fast ♪
♪ The good times move so fast ♪
♪ Roll on time and tide ♪
♪ Your summer sunlight ♪
♪ Seems to melt away disguise ♪
♪ Reflects the woman waiting ♪
♪ In a young girl's eyes ♪
♪ And love ♪
♪ Oh, there is love enough for two ♪
♪ In every morning ♪
♪ Come let us taste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Oh, in a life so quickly through ♪
♪ An April warning ♪
♪ We must not waste it ♪
♪ Time and tide ♪
♪ I've watched your perfect sunsets slip into the waves ♪
♪ Your light has gone ♪
♪ Your beauty, mind and memory saves ♪
♪ My sweet memory saves ♪
♪ And love ♪
♪ Oh, there is love enough for two ♪
♪ In every morning ♪
♪ Come let us taste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Oh, in a life so quickly through ♪
♪ An April warning ♪
♪ We must not waste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Find the love ♪
(waves crashing)
(door clicking)
- Hey man, you're too far out. Come on back.
This is the lifeguard.
Turn around and return to the beach.
(waves crashing) (door banging)
(water splashing)
What are you trying to do? Kill yourself?
- Yes.
- You're not gonna do it on my beach.
Now take a hold.
- No.
- Goddamn it. I'll force you if I have to.
You want that?
- I don't care!
- Well, I do.
Now take it.
Just relax. Get your head up.
Just lay out in the water and kick your feet.
(water splashing)
(somber music)
(somber music continues)
That really was a crazy thing to do.
- I love you.
- You won't do it again, will you?
Will you?
- No.
- Promise?
(latch clicking)
(door closes)
School starts Monday.
You'll begin to make new friends.
(somber music continues)
(engine cranking) (engine rumbling)
(engine roaring)
- I can tell you, the whole thing is my fault.
- There must be a dozen other reasons.
- But only one place to try and drown herself.
- From everything you've told me,
it sounds like she was simply trying to scare you.
- Cathy. - Oh, yes, Mr. Reisman.
Come on over to the house later and we can talk.
- If I'd have been there ten minutes later,
she probably would've pulled the whole thing off.
- Rick, it's over.
- Yeah.
- [Mr. Reisman] I'd much rather speak to Cathy,
if you don't mind?
- I'll see you later.
I'll fix dinner.
- I'm gonna have to start paying rent.
- Only if you give up your place.
- Would you like that?
- Cathy, Mr. Reisman insists on speaking to you personally.
He likes the Jackson you promised to Winehart.
- All right. I'll be right there.
- Yes. I think I'd like it a lot.
- How would David react? - He'd love it.
An in-house swimming coach.
- Cathy, I must be going in a minute, dear.
- What about the neighbors? - They're okay.
- Their Cathy shacked up with a lifeguard?
- A Porsche dealer.
- Oh, that makes a difference.
- Cathy, love, I really must.
- Look man, will you just shut up?
- Rick!
Well, you don't have to take that kind of crap!
- He's a customer.
- Yeah, well he is a rude son of a bitch too.
Why don't you just take that one, man?
It goes with the suit!
Cathy, I'm sorry.
Does the offer still stand?
- Yes.
- Can we both sleep on it?
- Of course.
- Okay.
(gentle music) (waves crashing)
(waves crashing)
(gentle music continues)
- Putting in for overtime?
Good morning!
- Morning.
- I brought some coffee.
Hey, what's wrong?
- Nothing.
- Today's my last day.
- Back to school huh?
- Yeah.
- I kind of envy you.
- Well, I'm resigned to it.
- Oh, bullshit, Chris. It's a good deal and you know it.
- You sound like my old man.
- Yeah, I even sound like my old man.
(waves crashing)
- Hey, lifeguard Rick!
- Hey Machine Gun,
what's happening?
Where you been?
- Oh, I had to go away with my parents.
- Oh yeah?
School starts Monday, doesn't it?
- Oh, don't talk about it! - Keep you outta trouble.
- Hey listen, I'm gonna take your advice
and I'm gonna work on getting laid.
- Yeah, well, don't work on it too hard.
You'll spoil all the fun.
- I'm gonna make it my project for the year.
- All right, man. Good luck.
- Yeah. I'll see you guys next summer.
- Okay.
Hey, what the hell is your real name, anyway?
- Harold.
Uh, good luck, Machine Gun.
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
Oh, Chris, you might as well just take off.
- You sure?
- Sure as hell.
It's your last day, man. Go on.
- Okay.
- You have a good time up there.
- I will.
- Crack a book too, huh,
otherwise gonna end up like me.
- Okay, dad.
- Hey, thanks for everything.
- For what? - Well, everything.
I really enjoyed working with you. I learned a lot.
- Well, you're better off forgetting what you learned.
- Hey, good luck.
- Okay, man, you too.
Take care, huh?
Hope everything works out for you.
- Thanks.
- See you around. - Adios.
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
- Swimmers in front of the tower, you're in a rip.
Please move to the south.
(waves crashing)
Please move south.
You too, sir. Move south.
- Hey, Rick. - Hi, Larry.
- Hey. I was just driving by.
I thought I'd come over and say hi.
- That dumb bastard.
(water splashing)
- I got some good news. I got some bad news.
What do you wanna hear first?
- Relax man. Just relax.
(waves crashing)
- Anyway, the bad news is that one of my men quit this week.
And the the good news is that I like to-
- Hey, take the phone off the hook!
(waves crashing)
(feet shuffling)
(waves crashing)
(feet clomping)
- Christ, man!
Everything was gonna be all right, just fine.
- Why'd you reach for the tube then?
- Oh, you guys are just like cops!
You won't let a guy have a good time!
- Sorry. - Ah shit!
The hell with you!
- Do you have to deal with these idiots every day?
- That's typical.
- So what's the good news?
Yeah, it's all right, Ron. Sorry.
Said you had good news.
- Oh, right. Right.
Well, the good news is that we got an opening sooner than
we thought we'd have, and we'd like you to start on Monday.
Can you make it?
- I don't think so, Larry.
- Ah, well.. that's ah, too bad.
Listen, is there any way that you might
be able to start before the sixteenth?
Can't start at all.
- What do you mean?
- I mean, I don't want the job.
- You don't want the job?
- Hey, look, Larry, I don't wanna sell cars for a living.
Not even Porsches.
- Excuse me, Rick.
But how long can you go on being a lifeguard?
- Just as long as they'll have me.
- Oh wow.
Hey, look, Larry, I really like this job
and the hours are good,
working conditions are fantastic,
the pay isn't even that bad.
Besides that, I like the fact that I'm goddamn good at it.
- You know you're giving up
a hell of a good opportunity here!
You know that?
- I might be passing up a lot more.
- Oh brother, what am I gonna say to Jack?
You can tell that son of a bitch that he can--
- Lifeguard! Lifeguard!
- Yes, ma'am.
- Come quick! Quick!
There's a man in the ladies' room.
- Yeah, be right there.
- Look Larry, I appreciate everything you did, man.
Thanks.
See you.
- Rick.
You know you're making a very big mistake.
- I don't think so.
If I am, I'll let you know at the next reunion.
Take the phone off the hook for me, will you?
(feet clomping) (cheerful music)
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
I might as well be a lifeguard too.
(feet shuffling)
- I was standing right there naked
and I happened to look down.
- Okay, man. Come on out.
We'll talk about it.
- What do you want to talk about?
- About what the hell you're doing in a ladies room?
- I'm a policemen, we have this place under surveillance.
Lemme see your badge.
- We don't use badges when we work undercover.
Now get the hell outta here.
You're gonna blow the whole thing.
- Okay man. Come on out or I'm gonna call the cops.
Come on.
♪ And love ♪
♪ Oh, there is love enough for two ♪
♪ In every morning ♪
♪ Come let us taste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪ ♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Oh, in a life so quickly through ♪
♪ An April warning ♪
♪ We must not waste it ♪
♪ And love ♪
♪ Oh, there is love enough for two ♪
♪ In every morning ♪
♪ Come let us taste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪ ♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Oh, in a life so quickly through ♪
♪ An April warning ♪
♪ We must not waste it ♪
♪ And love ♪
♪ Oh, there is love enough for two ♪
♪ In every morning ♪
♪ Come let us taste it ♪
♪ Find the love ♪ ♪ Find the love ♪
♪ Oh, in a life so quickly through ♪
♪ An April warning ♪
♪ We must not waste it ♪
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