Original subtitles

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Man: IT HAS BEEN ONE TOUGH YEAR

FOR OUR SCHOOL,

BUT THAT ALL ENDS

THIS SATURDAY!

BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THIS TEAM,

MY WARRIORS,

ARE GONNA BURN

THOSE PANSY-ASS OHIO PLAYERS

RIGHT TO THE GROUND!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Connor: AND STOP ACTING LIKE

A LITTLE BITCH BABY.

DO NOT TELL ME

HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW!

HEY.

AAH!

SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.

I WENT BACK FOR THIS.

NOW, YOU --

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

NO. IT'S SMART.

COMMONWEALTH

v. DELOATCHE --

A CASE THE PROSECUTION

SHOULD'VE WON BUT LOST

BECAUSE THERE WAS

NO MURDER WEAPON.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

WE CLEAN IT

AND WE PUT IT BACK.

HIDE IT IN PLAIN SIGHT.

AFTER WE BURY THE BODY.

NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

YEAH,

I-I-I-I'M WITH MICHAELA.

NO, CONNOR, THINK.

THE TROPHY WE NEED, YES.

BUT THE BODY STAYS WHERE IT IS.

NO, THE BODY IS

WHAT GETS US CAUGHT.

YOU ARE NOT

THINKING STRAIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?!

SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE

CARRYING A BODY

ACROSS CAMPUS ON THE BUSIEST

NIGHT OF THE YEAR!

Connor:

SHE'S RIGHT, LAUREL.

EVEN IF WE GET IT

OUT OF THE HOUSE, UNSEEN,

THE GROUND IS FROZEN!

WE HAVE ALL NIGHT TO DIG.

YOU DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

THIS IS MURDER! NONE OF US KNOW

WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

JUST YELL THAT

A LITTLE LOUDER!

HONESTLY, YOU'RE ALL DUMBER

THAN I THOUGHT IF YOU THINK...

LOOK, I'M AGREEING WITH YOU --

YOU TWO NEED TO MAN UP AND THINK

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO JAIL.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

IT'S TWO AGAINST TWO.

WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.

WE FLIP A COIN.

THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING

YOU'VE EVER SAID.

I'M NOT LETTING A FREAKING

COIN DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT

I GO TO JAIL TONIGHT!

WE DON'T HAVE TIME

TO FIGHT!

WE NEED TO MAKE A DECISION

AND COMMIT TO IT.

SO IF SOMEONE HAS A BETTER IDEA,

SAY IT NOW!

HEADS, WE GET THE BODY.

TAILS,

WE LEAVE IT WHERE IT IS. OKAY?

♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING

DARK AND STORMY ♪

♪ LET ME SING

A SONG FOR YOU ♪

♪ IN YOUR ROOM,

A FOREST GREW ♪

♪ WALK THROUGH

AND LIFT YOUR BLUES ♪

♪ AH-OOH, AH-OOH ♪

♪ AH-OOH, I'D BE FOR YOU ♪

♪ I SAY, AH-OOH, AH-OOH ♪

♪ AH-OOH, I'D BE FOR YOU ♪

♪ I'D BE FOR YOU ♪

♪ I FEEL IT SPREAD OUT

BEFORE ME ♪

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

I THREW UP

FOUR TIMES THIS MORNING

WORRIED

SHE'S GONNA CALL ON ME.

YEAH,

SHE'S A BALLBUSTER, SURE,

BUT I SPENT MY SUMMER INTERNING

FOR CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS,

SO I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE

A BIG PERSONALITY.

DERSHOWITZ HAS THE UPPER HAND

IN THE ACADEMIC WORLD,

BUT KEATING'S CLEARLY

THE BETTER DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

♪ AH-OOH, I'D BE FOR YOU ♪

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

HERE WE GO.

I'M NOT USUALLY

A FIRST-ROW KIND OF GUY,

BUT I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T

HIDE IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS.

I'M ENGAGED.

OH. OH, NO.

I-I WASN'T HITTING ON...

SEATS ARE ASSIGNED.

THERE'S A CHART OVER THERE.

NICE TRY, PLAYER.

NO. I WASN'T TRYING ANYTHING...

YOU SHOULD FIND YOUR SEAT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A SITTING

DUCK WHEN THE SHOOTER GETS HERE.

WHAT?

OH, MY GOD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT YOU JUST WALKED INTO.

Annalise: GOOD MORNING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TERRIBLE

THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR LIFE

UP TO THIS POINT,

BUT CLEARLY YOUR KARMA'S

OUT OF BALANCE

TO GET ASSIGNED TO MY CLASS.

I'M PROFESSOR ANNALISE KEATING,

AND THIS IS CRIMINAL LAW 100.

OR, AS I PREFER TO CALL IT...

...HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER.

UNLIKE MANY OF MY COLLEAGUES,

I WILL NOT BE TEACHING YOU

HOW TO STUDY THE LAW

OR THEORIZE ABOUT IT,

BUT RATHER

HOW TO PRACTICE IT --

IN A COURTROOM,

LIKE A REAL LAWYER.

NOW TO OUR FIRST CASE STUDY,

THE ASPIRIN ASSASSIN.

TELL US THE FACTS...

...CONNOR WALSH.

THE COMMONWEALTH

v. GINA SADOWSKI

WAS A CASE

OF ATTEMPTED MURDER.

THE DEFENDANT, MS. SADOWSKI,

WORKED AS THE SECOND ASSISTANT

TO THE VICTIM,

ARTHUR KAUFMAN,

THE C.E.O.

OF AN ADVERTISING AGENCY.

MS. SADOWSKI WAS NOT ONLY

HIS ASSISTANT, THOUGH.

SHE WAS ALSO HIS MISTRESS.

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER

MR. KAUFMAN'S WIFE OF 27 YEARS,

AGNES,

FOUND OUT ABOUT THE AFFAIR?

YOU.

HE ENDED THE RELATIONSHIP

AND TRANSFERRED HER TO

THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT.

THAT'S WHEN SHE

ALLEGEDLY SWITCHED

ONE OF HIS BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS

FOR AN ASPIRIN,

WHICH SHE KNEW

HE WAS ALLERGIC TO.

WHAT OCCURRED WHEN MR. KAUFMAN

INGESTED THE ASPIRIN?

ANYONE?

MR. KAUFMAN WENT INTO

ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.

HIS THROAT SWELLED AND HIS BRAIN

WAS DEPRIVED OF OXYGEN

FOR 7 MINUTES

BEFORE HIS FIRST ASSISTANT

WAS ABLE

TO RESUSCITATE HIM.

MICHAELA PRATT.

SO, WE'VE ESTABLISHED

THE ACTUS REUS.

WHAT WAS THE MENS REA?

WESLEY GIBBINS?

THE...MENS REA?

RIGHT.

DAY 1

AND YOU'RE UNPREPARED?

NO.

WELL, UM, YES, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW

THERE WAS ANYTHING TO PREPARE.

I E-MAILED THE ASSIGNMENT TO

THE ENTIRE CLASS TWO DAYS AGO.

OH.

I...DIDN'T GET THAT.

MR. GIBBINS,

AS A DEFENSE ATTORNEY,

I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME

AROUND PROFESSIONAL LIARS,

SO YOU HAVE TO WORK REALLY HARD

TO FOOL ME.

[ SIGHS ]

I ONLY GOT ACCEPTED HERE

TWO DAYS AGO...

FROM THE WAIT LIST,

SO THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOU

DIDN'T GET MY E-MAIL ADDRESS.

LET ME HELP YOU OUT.

"ACTUS REUS"

MEANS "GUILTY ACT" --

THE POISONING OF MR. KAUFMAN

WITH AN ASPIRIN --

WHEREAS "MENS REA"

MEANS "GUILTY MIND."

SO WHAT WAS

MS. SADOWSKI'S MENS REA?

THINK, MR. GIBBINS.

IT'S NOTHING MORE

THAN COMMON SENSE.

Laurel: TO KILL.

WILL THE INDIVIDUAL

WHO JUST SPOKE

PLEASE STAND

AND REPEAT THE ANSWER?

THE MENS REA,

ALSO REFERRED TO AS "INTENT,"

WAS TO KILL MR. KAUFMAN.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOUR NAME?

LAUREL CASTILLO.

NEVER TAKE

A LEARNING OPPORTUNITY AWAY

FROM ANOTHER STUDENT,

NO MATTER HOW SMART YOU NEED

EVERYONE TO THINK YOU ARE.

ALL RIGHT, BEFORE WE MOVE ON,

ARE THERE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

MR. WALSH.

I NOTICED THAT THE VERDICT

WASN'T LISTED HERE.

SO I GUESS MY QUESTION IS,

DID SHE DO IT?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER

YOURSELF?

I LIED. THIS ISN'T A PAST CASE

BUT ONE I TOOK LAST WEEK

AFTER GINA FIRED

HER PREVIOUS LAWYER.

THIS ONE DAY,

I WALKED INTO HIS OFFICE

WHEN I JUST SCREAMED,

REAL LOUD,

'CAUSE ARTHUR WAS STANDING THERE

BEHIND THE DOOR.

[ CHUCKLES ] I THOUGHT HE WAS

GONNA BE PISSED AT ME, YELL,

BUT INSTEAD

HE JUST STARTED LAUGHIN'.

SO THEN I STARTED LAUGHIN'

AND, WELL, UM,

THAT'S WHEN HE KISSED ME

FOR THE FIRST TIME AND...

YEAH,

I BECAME THAT GIRL.

SOMETHING TELLS ME

SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN "THAT GIRL."

IT WAS ON MY LAST DAY

WORKIN' FOR HIM

WHEN I CAME BACK FROM LUNCH

AND SAW THE PARAMEDICS.

WHEN I HEARD

THAT ARTHUR WAS HURT...

I LOVED HIM.

I KNOW THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE,

BUT I LOVED HIM.

[ Voice breaking ] WHY IN THE

HELL WOULD I WANT TO HURT HIM?

Annalise:

THE TRIAL BEGINS IN TWO DAYS,

SO TOMORROW,

EACH OF YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE

TO PRESENT THE BEST DEFENSE

FOR THIS CASE.

SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT

MY CURRENT PLAN.

MR. GIBBINS?

YES?

YOU'LL GO LAST,

AN UNENVIABLE POSITION

SEEING THAT NO TWO STUDENTS

WILL BE ALLOWED

TO PRESENT THE SAME IDEA.

USE THE RESOURCES

IN THIS OFFICE --

GINA'S DISCOVERY FILE,

MY LIBRARY,

THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME

EVEN BETTER THAN MYSELF --

MY ASSOCIATES.

NAME'S FRANK, AND UNLIKE

EVERY TEACHER YOU'VE HAD,

I DO BELIEVE

THERE ARE STUPID QUESTIONS.

SO IF YOU GOT 'EM, PLEASE SEE

MY LOVELY COLLEAGUE BONNIE.

OR, BETTER, YOU COULD COME TO US

WITH ANSWERS.

WE'LL LIKE YOU MUCH BETTER

THAT WAY.

AND ONE MORE THING.

EVERY YEAR I CHOOSE FOUR

STUDENTS TO COME WORK FOR ME.

THIS ASSIGNMENT IS USED

TO HELP ME DECIDE WHO THAT IS.

THE TOP STUDENT GETS THIS.

CONSIDER THIS

YOUR IMMUNITY IDOL.

YOU -- YOU TAKE THAT BACK

RIGHT NOW!

THE WINNER CAN TURN THIS IN

AT ANY POINT

TO GET OUT OF AN EXAM.

NOW GO.

FIND A DEFENSE

THAT WILL FREE OUR CLIENT.

THE FIRST ASSISTANT SAW GINA

WITH AN ASPIRIN THAT MORNING.

FORENSICS FOUND ASPIRIN RESIDUE

ON THE PLATE.

SHE WAS WARNED ABOUT THE ALLERGY

FIRST DAY ON THE JOB,

WHICH MEANS WE SHOULD ARGUE...

WE SHOULD ARGUE...

[ SIGHS ]

WHICH MEANS WE SHOULD ARGUE...

WE SHOULD ARGUE...

MEANS WE SHOULD ARGUE...

SHE'S GUILTY.

[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GROANS ]

HI. WES.

I JUST MOVED IN

NEXT DOOR.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

UH, YOUR MUSIC...

I NORMALLY WOULDN'T ASK

TO TURN IT DOWN

BUT TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY

OF LAW SCHOOL --

NO.

WHAT?

THE LAST GUY WHO LIVED IN YOUR

APARTMENT WAS A LAW STUDENT.

I PUT UP WITH

HIS CRAZY-LOUD RABBIT SEX,

HIS NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

YOU CAN DEAL WITH THIS.

UH, UH...

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

Connor: MICHAELA.

I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!

THE COIN DID, SO I'M GONNA STAND

HERE AND NOT SEE ANYTHING

SO WHEN I'M CALLED TO TESTIFY,

I CAN SAY JUST THAT.

I JUST WANT YOU

TO MOVE YOUR FEET.

WHAT?

HERE.

I WIPED THE SINK DOWN WITH

BLEACH AFTER I WASHED IT.

NOW WHAT?

WE PUT IT BACK.

Connor: LET'S JUST GET THE HELL

OUT OF HERE. NOW.

I'LL HELP.

[ GRUNTING ]

FINE.

Laurel: [ GRUNTS ]

WHOA.

AAH!

COME OUT HERE.

Officer:

THIS CAR ONE OF YOURS?

IT'S MY CAR, SIR.

YOU'RE BLOCKING

THE SIDEWALK.

OH. UH, RIGHT. I CAN --

I CAN MOVE IT RIGHT NOW.

THIS THAT

LAW PROFESSOR'S OFFICE?

YES.

PROFESSOR KEATING.

WE'RE HER LAW STUDENTS,

BUT SHE'S OUT OF TOWN

AND TOLD US TO TAKE THIS OLD RUG

TO THE BONFIRE.

SHE ASKED YOU TO GO INTO HER

HOUSE AND BURN A RUG FOR HER?

IT SOUNDS WEIRD,

I KNOW.

WHY DON'T I GIVE HER A CALL SO

SHE CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU HERSELF?

UH...IT'S A LITTLE LATE TO CALL

HER, DON'T YOU THINK?

THE NICE OFFICER HERE

THINKS WE'RE BURGLING

OUR PROFESSOR'S HOUSE.

RIGHT.

LET'S JUST CLEAR

THIS WHOLE THING UP.

I MEAN,

IT IS A LITTLE LATE.

OH, GOD, AND SHE HAD TO GO

TO HER MOTHER'S FUNERAL TODAY.

BUT MAYBE

SHE'S NOT ASLEEP YET.

Man: THIS'LL BURN GOOD!

IT'S FINE. JUST --

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

DAMN IT.

BE SAFE, OKAY? THERE'S A TON

OF CRAZIES OUT TONIGHT.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

WHERE THE HELL HAS THAT GIRL

BEEN ALL NIGHT?

WE SHOULD OFFER THE JURY

ANOTHER SUSPECT ALTOGETHER --

MR. KAUFMAN'S WIFE, AGNES.

SHE WAS ANGRY ABOUT THE AFFAIR,

HAD ACCESS TO HIS OFFICE,

AND KNEW WHAT ASPIRIN LOOKED

LIKE HIS BLOOD PRESSURE PILL.

SO WHAT BETTER WAY

TO GET REVENGE

THAN TO KILL

YOUR CHEATING HUSBAND

AND PIN IT ON HIS MISTRESS?

[ TIMER RINGS ]

THANK YOU.

TAKE A SEAT, MS. PRATT.

YOU'VE MOVED ON

TO THE NEXT ROUND.

WHO'S NEXT?

Asher: IT ALL COMES DOWN

TO A SIMPLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE --

THAT THE DOCTOR "CLAIMS"

HE RAN MR. KAUFMAN'S BLOOD WORK

TOO LATE TO FIND

ANY ASPIRIN IN HIS BLOOD.

A STATISTICAL BREAKDOWN

OF THE JURY POOL

SHOWS 80% OF THEM COME FROM

A LOW SOCIOECONOMIC CLASS.

YES, GINA PUT THE PILL

ON HIS DESK,

BUT DID SHE HAVE

THE INTENT TO KILL?

OUR CLIENT MISTOOK THE ASPIRIN

AS HIS BLOOD PRESSURE

MEDICATION...

THE ISSUES AT PLAY

ARE COMPLICATED

AND IN NEED

OF MORE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH...

SO WITHOUT A WITNESS

TO ASSURE THAT, UM...

DO WE REALLY TRUST THIS DOCTOR,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

OF THE JURY?

OR DID SHE SIMPLY

WANT TO GIVE HIM A SCARE?

IPSO FACTO,

THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF...

DIMINISHED CAPACITY...

A CLASS STRUGGLE...

AN ACCIDENT...

AUTOMATISM...

UM, WHERE'S GINA?

GINA'S ONE OF THEM

WHILE MR. KAUFMAN REPRESENTS

THE WEALTHY AND OUT OF TOUCH.

ATTEMPTED MURDER, THEREFORE,

IS A BOGUS, INACCURATE CHARGE.

WE D--

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE GINA WAS.

I THINK NOT!

I THINK NOT, INDEED!

[ TIMER RINGING ]

Annalise: MR. GIBBINS?

RIGHT.

SO, THE WAY I SEE IT IS...

WE SAY IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

AND WE DO THAT BECAUSE,

WELL, GINA WAS SUFFERING

FROM STOCKHOLM SYNDROME,

WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON

IN ASSISTANTS

WITH DEMANDING BOSSES.

THE AFFAIR WAS JUST ONE EXAMPLE

OF HOW FAR MR. KAUFMAN'S

BRAINWASHING OF GINA WENT.

HE MADE HER FALL IN LOVE

WITH HIM.

SO IN THIS WAY, HER POISONING

HIM WAS AN ACT OF SELF-DEFENSE.

[ STUDENTS MURMURING ]

AND I'LL JUST

GO STAND OVER THERE.

NO. SIT.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THOSE

WHO MANAGED TO KEEP YOUR SEAT.

THAT SAID,

NONE OF YOU BEAT MY APPROACH,

WHICH GOES AS FOLLOWS.

STEP 1...

DISCREDIT THE WITNESSES.

STEP 2,

INTRODUCE A NEW SUSPECT.

THAT PERSON IS MR. KAUFMAN'S

JEALOUS BUSINESS PARTNER,

LIONEL BRYANT.

STEP 3,

WE BURY THE EVIDENCE.

WE THROW SO MUCH INFORMATION

AT THE JURY

THAT THEY WALK INTO

THE DELIBERATION ROOM

WITH ONE OVERWHELMING FEELING --

DOUBT.

THAT'S HOW YOU GET AWAY

WITH MURDER.

SEE YOU IN THE COURTHOUSE

AT 9:00.

Michaela:

OH, UM, PROFESSOR KEATING!

WE HAVE TORTS AT 9:00 TOMORROW,

THEN PROPERTY AT 11:00,

SO I'M NOT SURE --

THE WAY YOU'RE WHINING RIGHT NOW

MAKES ME BELIEVE YOU THINK

I'M YOUR MOTHER, MS. PRATT.

SHOW UP TOMORROW

OR DROP OUT OF THE COMPETITION.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

Tanner: I WAS HIS FIRST

ASSISTANT FOR 21 YEARS,

SO TO SEE HIM ON

HIS OFFICE FLOOR LIKE THAT,

IT WAS SO AWFUL.

HE WASN'T BREATHING.

AND HIS SKIN KEPT GETTING

MORE AND MORE BLUE.

I'M SORRY, AGNES.

I TRIED EVERYTHING.

Williams: YOU DID EVERYTHING

YOU COULD, MS. TANNER.

WE JUST GOT SCREWED.

NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

YOU DON'T LIKE GINA,

DO YOU?

YOU WOULD YELL AT HER,

CALLING HER...

"INCOMPETENT," "STUPID,"

"PODUNK TRAILER TRASH"?

NO. THAT'S A...

CAN I HAVE A MOMENT,

YOUR HONOR?

WHAT THE HELL

ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHO'S

THE FIRST TO FLAME OUT.

HURRY IT ALONG,

MS. KEATING.

WHAT WAS THAT?

SOMETHING THEY TAUGHT YOU

IN TORTS?

YOU SHOULD

REALLY PAY ATTENTION.

YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.

Annalise:

MS. TANNER, YOU TESTIFIED

THAT YOU SAW A PILL

ON MY CLIENT'S DESK

ON THE DAY OF THE ACCIDENT,

CORRECT?

YES.

AND YOU SAID IT WAS

A YELLOW PILL,

SIMILAR TO

PROSECUTOR WILLIAMS' SHIRT?

YES.

[ SPECTATORS MURMUR ]

PROSECUTOR WILLIAMS' SHIRT

IS BLUE, MS. TANNER.

ARE YOU COLOR-BLIND?

YES.

BUT I KNOW

WHAT I SAW THAT MORNING.

I SEE.

SO WHETHER THE PILL THAT YOU SAW

ON MY CLIENT'S DESK WAS BLUE,

LIKE HER ANXIETY MEDICATION

SHE USED

TO ENDURE WORKING UNDER YOU,

OR YELLOW, LIKE THE ASPIRIN USED

TO POISON MR. KAUFMAN,

IS NOT SOMETHING

YOU CAN TELL US?

I TOLD YOU, GINA WAS ACTING

NERVOUS, LIKE --

IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.

IS IT POSSIBLE

THAT THE PILL THAT YOU SAW

ON GINA'S DESK

WAS HER ANXIETY MEDICATION?

I GUESS SO.

THANK YOU

FOR YOUR CANDOR.

Michaela: I SAW SHE WAS

WEARING GLASSES IN ONE

OF HER FACEBOOK PHOTOS,

WHICH GOT ME WONDERING

ABOUT HER EYESIGHT,

SO I CALLED EVERY OPTOMETRIST

COVERED UNDER HER INSURANCE,

FOUND HERS, THEN PRETENDED TO BE

A CLAIMS PROVIDER

TO GET THE RECEPTIONIST

TO ADMIT

SHE HAS A CONDITION

CALLED ACHROMATOPSIA.

IT CAUSES

COLOR BLINDNESS.

STEP 1 --

DISCREDIT THE WITNESS.

I MIGHT AS WELL HAND YOU

THE TROPHY RIGHT NOW, MS. PRATT.

BUT I WON'T.

NOT UNTIL I SEE HOW THE REST

OF YOU STEP UP YOUR GAME.

Woman:

AND IN OTHER NEWS, THE SEARCH

CONTINUES FOR LILA STANGARD.

MS. STANGARD,

A 21-YEAR-OLD STUDENT

OF THE PHILADELPHIA UNIVERSITY,

HAS NOT BEEN SEEN

SINCE FRIENDS SAW HER

LEAVING A FRATERNITY PARTY

EARLIER THIS WEEK.

OH, MY GOD.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HELLO?

PROFESSOR KEATING?

Annalise:

DON'T EVEN TRY.

[ GIGGLES ]

[ MOANS ]

PROFESSOR?

OH, MY GOD.

GET THE HELL OUT!

HEY!

I'M SO SORRY.

TH-THE DOOR WAS OPEN.

OH, I'LL KILL HIM.

[ PHONE BEEPS ]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

IT CAN WAIT.

FRANK,

YOU DIDN'T LOCK UP AGAIN.

SPEAK.

[ SIGHS ]

I-I-I CAME ACROSS THIS CASE --

COMMONWEALTH v. McGINNIS --

WHICH SAYS WE CAN MOVE

FOR A FASTER VERDICT

IF WE THINK THE PROSECUTION'S

EVIDENCE IS INSUFFICIENT.

WHAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING IS CALLED

A "DIRECTED VERDICT."

IF WE ASK FOR IT

AND GET DENIED,

ALL THE PUBLIC WILL HEAR

IS THERE'S ENOUGH EVIDENCE

TO CONVICT.

BUT YOU DISCREDITED THE FIRST

ASSISTANT TODAY AND --

YOU HAD AN IDEA.

I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A BAD ONE.

GOOD NIGHT, SETH.

WES.

RIGHT.

♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW,

IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪

CONNOR, PLEASE STOP.

♪ O'ER THE FIELDS WE GO,

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY ♪

NO. I LIKE IT,

ESPECIALLY THAT IT ANNOYS YOU.

♪ WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE AND

SING A SLAYING SONG TONIGHT ♪

♪ OH, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE

BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪

Laurel:

WHAT'S ALL THIS FOR?

I FIGURED I SHOULD BUY

OTHER STUFF IN CASE I'M

ON THE SURVEILLANCE VIDEO.

WHY? WE CAN JUST KILL THE STORE

OWNER IF WE NEED TO, RIGHT?

♪ ...ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪

♪ HEY! ♪

♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,

JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪

♪ OH, WHAT FUN TO KILL SOMEONE

AND END UP IN JAIL ♪

MAKER'S MANHATTAN,

TWO CHERRIES.

SO, YOU KNOW, YOUR CO-WORKERS

SEEM TO WANT A SHOW.

SO JUST SAY THE WORD

AND WE CAN START MAKING OUT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IGNORE THEM.

I-I JUST -- I DON'T TALK TO GUYS

AT BARS THAT OFTEN.

SO, LET ME GUESS.

YOU GUYS ALL WORK IN

THE ADVERTISING AGENCY UPSTAIRS?

IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?

I WORK IN THE BANK

ACROSS THE STREET,

AND THE ONLY HOT GUYS

THAT EVER COME IN HERE

ARE FROM YOUR AGENCY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOT?

WOW. UH...

I DON'T WORK

IN THE COOL PART OF THE COMPANY,

IF THAT'S

WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

I'M IN I.T.

I.T.?

NO, I-I THINK I.T.'s

VERY COOL.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

YEAH.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SECRETARY

THAT TRIED TO KILL HER BOSS

WITH AN ASPIRIN?

THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT WARNED US

NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

OH. RIGHT.

SORRY I ASKED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

UH, OKAY, BUT NO ONE CAN KNOW

I TOLD YOU THIS.

HOW'D YOU GET THIS?

[ MAN MOANS ]

I THOUGHT

ALL YOU WANTED FROM ME

WERE THOSE E-MAILS.

I DID.

BUT I WANT THIS, TOO.

TURN OVER.

[ MOANING ]

IT WASN'T EXACTLY LEGAL,

IS THE POINT.

THEN WE JUST HAVE TO

GET CREATIVE.

BONNIE!

MR. BRYANT, YOU AND YOUR

BUSINESS PARTNER, MR. KAUFMAN,

HAD A MEETING IN HIS OFFICE

ON THE MORNING OF THE ACCIDENT,

CORRECT?

YES. TO DISCUSS MOVING GINA

TO ACCOUNTING.

SO TO AVOID ANY POSSIBLE

SEXUAL-HARASSMENT LAWSUIT?

THAT'S CORRECT.

WILL YOU PLEASE READ THIS E-MAIL

THAT YOU WROTE TO MR. KAUFMAN?

"DEAR ARTHUR, CONSIDER THIS

MY OFFICIAL REQUEST

"THAT YOU STEP DOWN

AS C.E.O.

"I'VE WARNED YOU ABOUT HAVING

SEXUAL RELATIONS

WITH EMPLOYEES

OF THIS COMPANY --"

YOUR HONOR, THIS E-MAIL WAS NOT

PART OF THE DISCOVERY FILE.

IS THIS TRUE?

Annalise: I THOUGHT IT WAS.

ALTHOUGH MY ASSOCIATE

IS MORE FAMILIAR WITH

THE PAPERWORK ON THIS CASE.

BONNIE?

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT?

I FOUND THE E-MAIL

IN THE FILES GIVEN TO US

BY OUR CLIENT'S PREVIOUS

ATTORNEY, YOUR HONOR.

I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS PART

OF THE DISCOVERY FILE.

IT WASN'T, WHICH MEANS IT WAS

OBVIOUSLY OBTAINED ILLEGALLY.

ENOUGH.

DID YOU WRITE THIS E-MAIL,

MR. BRYANT?

YES.

THEN I HAVE TO SIDE

WITH THE DEFENSE HERE.

THE E-MAIL'S ADMISSIBLE.

YOUR HONOR!

I'VE MADE MY DECISION,

MR. WILLIAMS.

MR. BRYANT,

AS STATED IN THE E-MAIL,

YOU WERE ANGRY AT MR. KAUFMAN

FOR TAKING PART

IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP

WITH AN EMPLOYEE.

I WAS FRUSTRATED, YES.

SO FRUSTRATED

THAT PERHAPS YOU SWAPPED

HIS BLOOD PRESSURE PILL

FOR AN ASPIRIN

IN ORDER TO GAIN

SOLE OWNERSHIP OF THE COMPANY?

OBJECTION!

WITHDRAWN.

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

Annalise:

WE DID WELL TODAY,

NO DOUBT DUE TO MR. WALSH'S

HARD WORK LAST NIGHT.

I'LL BE AT THE DEAN'S

COCKTAIL PARTY

IF YOU FIND ANYTHING

BEFORE TOMORROW.

HOW'D YOU GET

THAT E-MAIL?

YEAH, BRO, FOR REALS.

I DON'T KISS AND TELL.

WHAT THE HELL

DOES THAT MEAN?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ARTHUR.

DON'T -- DON'T GO!

IT'S JUST THE RESTROOM,

SWEETIE.

DON'T GO. DON'T GO.

IT'S JUST THE RESTROOM,

SWEETIE.

Shh, shh, shh.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

Griffin: IT'S ABOUT THE BOTH

OF US. DON'T YOU GET THAT?

Rebecca: GRIFFIN, STOP!

THIS HAPPENED, SO GET

YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

STOP YELLING!

DO YOU NEED HELP?

IT'S FINE.

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

FIRST YEAR IS THE WORST,

NO DOUBT.

JUST PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN,

DO THE WORK,

AND TRY NOT TO TAKE IT

SO SERIOUSLY.

OKAY, NO OFFENSE, MAN,

BUT, OBVIOUSLY,

YOU NEVER WENT

TO LAW SCHOOL.

THIS PLACE

IS A DOGFIGHT 24/7.

AND ONLY THE BIG DOG

GET THE BONE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

FINE.

YOU'RE ON TO ME.

I'M A PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR.

BUT BEFORE YOU LOSE

ALL RESPECT FOR ME,

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I WORK

WITH THE FIRM SOMETIMES.

AND YOU? YOU ARE?

WES.

HE'S IN YOUR WIFE'S CLASS, TOO.

AH. SAM.

HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR?

HAS SHE GONE FULL TERRORIST

ON YOU YET OR NO?

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M SORRY.

WHO'S YOUR WIFE?

PROFESSOR KEATING.

THERE SHE IS.

LET ME GUESS --

YOUR EARS WERE BURNING?

SHOULD THEY BE?

DON'T WORRY.

I DIDN'T SPILL ANY SECRETS.

WELL, NOT YET, AT LEAST.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

TO FIRST YEAR.

Woman: [ LAUGHS ]

THEY'RE TOTALLY WONDERING

WHERE WE WENT RIGHT NOW.

Man: NO WAY.

OVER HERE.

[ LAUGHS ]

FLASHLIGHT.

HEY, HEY. JEN CANNOT FIND OUT

ABOUT THIS, OKAY?

DEAL.

OKAY.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

WHAT WAS THAT?

HEY! WHO'S THERE?

CAN WE GO?

[ SIGHS ]

WHY IS FRANK

CALLING YOU?

WHAT?

I SAW YOUR PHONE,

LAUREL.

WHAT THE HELL'S

GOING ON?

I ONLY SAW THEM TOGETHER

FOR A SECOND, I KNOW,

BUT --

WELL, IT MAKES SENSE.

A WIFE GETS SO TIRED

OF HER HUSBAND CHEATING

THAT SHE TEAMS UP WITH

HIS MISTRESS FOR REVENGE.

FINE. SAY YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US

TO DO ABOUT IT?

PUT YOU ON THE STAND SO THE JURY

DEFINITELY HAS ENOUGH EVIDENCE

TO CONVICT GINA?

NO. OBVIOUSLY NOT.

I-I JUST...

YOU ALREADY KNEW.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

RIGHT.

BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ACTUALLY BE

ADMITTING, OUT LOUD,

TO DEFENDING

A GUILTY CLIENT.

AND WHO REALLY

HAS TIME TO DEAL

WITH THE MORAL REPERCUSSIONS

OF THAT?

Frank: BROWN, RIGHT?

OR WAS IT SMITH?

BERKELEY?

[ SCOFFS ] BROWN.

WHAT? YOU READ MY APPLICATION

OR SOMETHING?

JUST A GUESS. WE GET

A LOT OF YOU AROUND HERE.

SMART, IDEALISTIC GIRLS

WHO COME TO LAW SCHOOL

TO HELP THE LESS FORTUNATE,

ONLY TO TAKE A CORPORATE JOB

AFTER GRADUATION,

WHICH THEY THEN QUIT THE SECOND

THEY GET PREGNANT

'CAUSE THEY'D RATHER

STAY HOME.

FOR THE CHILD, OF COURSE.

YOU'RE A MISOGYNISTIC ASS.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

STOP...SCREWING...

THE STUDENTS.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

I'M NOT GOING TO SAY

ANYTHING.

HONESTLY, THE FACT THAT I EVEN

SAW THAT WAS MY --

Annalise: STOP.

I NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

MY HUSBAND AND I

HAVE BEEN TALKING

ABOUT HAVING A BABY

FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

[ SNIFFLES ]

AND I HATE MAKING EXCUSES,

BUT IT'S PUT A LOT OF PRESSURE

ON US AND OUR MARRIAGE.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, GOD, I JUST...

I'M TOTALLY MAKING --

MAKING IT WORSE.

FORGIVE ME.

THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THIS

BETWEEN US. HMM?

OF COURSE.

I'LL JUST...

...GO.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ SNIFFLES ]

Griffin: IF LILA WERE HERE,

I KNOW SHE'D WANT TO THANK

EVERYONE FOR THEIR SUPPORT.

Woman: THAT WAS STAR MIDDLETON

QUARTERBACK GRIFFIN O'REILLY

SPEAKING TONIGHT AT A VIGIL

HELD FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND,

LILA STANGARD.

SAM!

HEY, GUYS.

HEY.

HEY.

HOW WAS YALE? LET ME GUESS --

THEY LOVED YOU, RIGHT?

OFFERED YOU

THE WHOLE DEPARTMENT?

THEY'RE JUST EARLY TALKS.

NO ONE'S MOVING ANYWHERE YET.

ALL RIGHT. I'M HEADING TO BED.

YOU COMING?

I'VE MISSED YOU.

I'LL BE UP SOON.

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

Wes: HEY.

OH. HEY.

UH, THAT'S JUST TO SAY SORRY

FOR TONIGHT

AND THEN THE NIGHT

BEFORE THAT.

I STOLE IT

FROM THE BAR I WORK AT,

SO DON'T ACTUALLY THINK

I'M THAT NICE.

I'VE HEARD THE MUSIC

YOU LISTEN TO.

I NEVER THOUGHT

YOU WERE NICE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

REBECCA.

SHOULD WE OPEN IT,

MAYBE?

I KIND OF HAD

A WEIRD NIGHT.

COULD USE A DRINK...

OR TEN.

I CAN'T TONIGHT.

SORRY.

[ DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS ]

Williams:

SO, YOU GOT THE FOOTAGE

FROM THE CONVENIENCE STORE

WHEN, DETECTIVE GILL?

IT WAS TWO NIGHTS AGO.

UH, TH-THE STORE OWNER

HAD SEEN THE DEFENDANT'S

PICTURE ON THE NEWS,

SO HE WENT THROUGH HIS OLD

SURVEILLANCE TAPES

AND JUST FOUND

THIS FOOTAGE.

FOOTAGE THAT I WILL NOW

PLAY FOR EVERYONE.

THERE.

THE NIGHT BEFORE

THE MURDER ATTEMPT,

MS. SADOWSKI BOUGHT...

WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THAT LABEL,

DETECTIVE GILL?

UH, UH, SOLOXACORE.

IT'S A BRAND OF ASPIRIN.

Annalise:

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

TO LET US KNOW WHAT BODIES

WE NEEDED TO BURY!

TEXTS, CALLS, ANYTHING

WE NEEDED TO DESTROY.

AND YOU DIDN'T.

SO GUESS WHAT!

GUESS WHAT!

YOU GO TO JAIL,

AND I'M THE SHODDY LAWYER

WHO PUT YOU THERE!

I HAD A HEADACHE!

IT ISN'T --

STOP LYING!

GET OUT.

I CAN'T THINK

WITH YOU HERE.

SHE'S NOT WRONG, ANNALISE.

IT'S ASPIRIN.

WE ALL BUY IT.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, FRANK?

WHAT SLUTTY UNDERGRAD

SPREAD HER LEGS

AND MADE YOU FORGET YOUR JOB

THIS TIME?

HEY, I GRILLED GINA

THE MINUTE WE GOT THIS CASE.

SHE CHOSE NOT TO TELL ME THIS

BECAUSE, WELL,

THAT'S OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT?

I'M SORRY.

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

WE CAN FIX THIS.

"WE"?

NO, I'LL FIX IT.

YOU STAY HERE,

COLLECT A PAYCHECK.

Annalise: I'D LIKE TO CALL

OUR FIRST WITNESS TO THE STAND.

DETECTIVE NATE LAHEY.

WHO'S THAT?

NO IDEA.

PROFESSOR.

GET THE HELL OUT!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Annalise: WHERE WERE YOU

TWO NIGHTS AGO, DETECTIVE?

Nate: WHAT?

TWO NIGHTS AGO,

WHEN DETECTIVE GILL

ACQUIRED THE VIDEO

THAT SUPPOSEDLY INCRIMINATES

MY CLIENT --

WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE

WORKING AT THE PRECINCT

AS HIS DIRECT SUPERVISOR?

I WAS.

AND WERE YOU THERE?

PLEASE ANSWER THE QUESTION,

DETECTIVE.

NO.

I WAS NOT.

WHERE WERE YOU, THEN?

HOME, PERHAPS?

TAKING CARE OF YOUR WIFE?

I HEAR SHE'S RECENTLY BEEN

DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER.

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S.

OKAY.

I ONLY ASK BECAUSE THERE'S

SOMETHING I FIND STRANGE

ABOUT THE CHAIN OF CUSTODY

ON THIS VIDEO.

DETECTIVE GILL TESTIFIED

THAT HE RECEIVED THE VIDEO

FROM THE STORE OWNER

AT 8:00 P.M.

BUT THE LOGS SAY

HE DIDN'T LOG IT INTO CUSTODY

UNTIL 2:09 A.M.

DON'T YOU FIND

THAT TIME GAP ODD?

SOMETIMES

IT TAKES US A WHILE

TO LOG EVIDENCE

INTO THE COMPUTER.

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL

SO BUSY?

VISITING FRIENDS

AND SUCH?

DETECTIVE,

IN YOUR 12 YEARS

WORKING FOR THE CITY

OF PHILADELPHIA,

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THEM

TO ALTER VIDEO FOOTAGE

TO HELP THE PROSECUTION

GET A CONVICTION?

Williams: OBJECTION!

DIGITALLY ALTERING ASPIRIN

LABELS, FOR EXAMPLE?

YOUR HONOR!

I'M SIMPLY ASKING

DETECTIVE LAHEY ABOUT

HIS PERSONAL EXPERIENCE

WITHIN HIS DEPARTMENT.

THIS IS THE LAST QUESTION

I'LL ALLOW.

ARE YOU PERSONALLY AWARE

OF ANY INSTANCES

OF DOCTORED SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE

WITHIN YOUR DEPARTMENT?

YES.

[ SPECTATORS MURMUR ]

I AM.

Annalise:

THE GOOD PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA

SAW JUSTICE PREVAIL TODAY.

MS. SADOWSKI WAS A VICTIM HERE,

SCAPEGOATED BY A DESPERATE,

OVERWORKED D.A.'s OFFICE.

AND AS MUCH AS WE HOPE

THE POLICE FIND

THE REAL PERPETRATOR OF THIS ACT

AGAINST MR. KAUFMAN,

MS. SADOWSKI IS

AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN INNOCENT,

AND I AM SO HAPPY

THE JURY AGREED.

I WANT TO BE HER.

NOW IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT WHO

WILL BE JOINING US IN OUR FIRM.

FIRST,

THE STANDOUT IN THE CLASS

AND THE ONE YOU SHOULD ALL MAKE

IT YOUR MISSION TO DESTROY...

...COME GET YOUR PRIZE,

MR. WALSH.

THE OTHER ONES JOINING US

WILL BE...

ASHER MILLSTONE.

YEAH! YES!

MICHAELA PRATT.

OH, THANK GOD.

LAUREL CASTILLO.

AND BECAUSE

OUR WORKLOAD HAS GROWN,

I DECIDED TO HIRE

ONE MORE OF YOU.

AND THAT ONE WILL BE...

...WES GIBBINS.

Wes:

PROFESSOR KEATING!

WES.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

SO, THAT DETECTIVE...?

IS MY BOYFRIEND. YES.

I DON'T WANT THE JOB.

NOT IF YOU PICKED ME

BECAUSE OF THAT.

"THAT"?

YOU GOT HIM TO LIE

ON THE STAND.

IS THAT WHY I PICKED YOU?

BECAUSE I THOUGHT

I PICKED YOU

BECAUSE YOUR

SELF-DEFENSE ARGUMENT

SHOWED YOU THINK WELL

ON YOUR FEET.

BUT NOW THAT YOU EXPOSED WHAT

YOU REALLY THINK OF YOURSELF

AND THAT YOU REALLY DON'T

BELIEVE YOU DESERVE THIS JOB --

THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID,

RIGHT BEFORE YOU ACCUSED ME OF

ILLEGAL ACTS TO WIN THIS CASE.

WE WON

BECAUSE I DID MY JOB.

YOU THINK CAREFULLY.

EVERYTHING AFTER THIS MOMENT

WILL NOT ONLY DETERMINE

YOUR CAREER BUT LIFE.

YOU CAN SPEND IT

IN A CORPORATE OFFICE

DRAFTING CONTRACTS

AND HITTING ON CHUBBY PARALEGALS

BEFORE FINALLY PUTTING

A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH,

OR YOU CAN JOIN MY FIRM

AND BECOME SOMEONE

YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

SO DECIDE.

DO YOU WANT THE JOB

OR NOT?

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

Man: SOMEONE CALL ABOUT

LOW WATER PRESSURE?

GUYS!

DID ANYBODY CALL MAINTENANCE?

I THINK THE WATER THINGY'S

UPSTAIRS.

Woman: BREAKING NEWS LIVE

HERE IN PHILADELPHIA --

POLICE ARE CONFIRMING

A WOMAN'S BODY

WAS FOUND INSIDE

THE KAPPA KAPPA THETA HOUSE

ON MIDDLETON'S CAMPUS.

GRIFFIN!

LOOK!

WHETHER THAT WOMAN

IS LILA STANGARD,

LONG-TERM GIRLFRIEND

TO MIDDLETON FOOTBALL STAR

GRIFFIN O'REILLY,

HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED.

IT WAS JUST DAYS AGO

THE STAR STUDENT STANGARD

WAS REPORTED MISSING BY ONE OF

HER FRIENDS AT THE SORORITY.

SHE WAS LAST SEEN ATTENDING

A PARTY AT A CAMPUS FRATERNITY.

NO WITNESSES SAW HER LEAVE,

AND SHE WAS NOT IN HER ROOM

THE NEXT MORNING.

THE FACT THAT SHE MIGHT

NOT HAVE BEEN MISSING

THIS ENTIRE TIME...

[ DOOR OPENS ]

...BUT RATHER DECEASED

IN HER OWN HOME...

WHAT HAPPENED?

...IS CERTAINLY GOING TO RAISE

MANY QUESTIONS...

MY STUDENT.

THEY FOUND HER

IN ONE OF THOSE WATER TANKS.

...PARKED OUTSIDE THE HOME

OF HER PARENTS,

STUART AND MIRANDA STANGARD,

OWNERS OF BILLION-DOLLAR TECH

COMPANY STANGARD INDUSTRIES.

I'M SORRY.

NO, IT'S JUST...

[ SIGHS ]

THOSE POOR PARENTS.

I BET YOU

THE BOYFRIEND DID IT.

I GUESS WE'LL SEE.

♪ I NEVER WANTED TO ABUSE

YOUR IMAGINATION ♪

♪ I COME WITH KNIVES ♪

♪ I COME WITH KNIVES ♪

♪ AND AGONY ♪

♪ I COME WITH KNIVES ♪

♪ I COME WITH KNIVES ♪

♪ TO LOVE YOU ♪

♪ AND AGONY ♪

♪ I COME WITH KNIVES ♪

OKAY. LAST CHANCE.

EITHER WE ALL AGREE,

OR WE STOP RIGHT NOW.

JUST DO IT.

BEFORE THE BONFIRE ENDS.

MICHAELA?

IT'S THE ONLY WAY

TO DESTROY THE DNA.