All language subtitles for Freaks and Geeks (1999) - S01E02 - Beers and Weirs Bluray-720px264 AAC.en

Hey, Lindsay, how'd you like

to go buy some new clothes
at the mall?

Those old jeans
are looking pretty ragged.

No, thanks, mom.
I like my jeans.

Dad's the one
who could use some pants.

Who am I trying to impress?

When it's your house,

you can wear a tuxedo
to breakfast.

Honey, I called Mrs. Amendella.

She's gonna stay with you kids

while daddy and I
are in Chicago.

Mom, no.
We don't need a baby-sitter.

I can take care of Sam.

I can take care of myself.

Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.

I can just see you guys
eating candy for breakfast

and drawing pictures
on the walls.

How old do you think
we are, dad?

I've been baby-sitting for the
kellers for two years already.

Yeah, but that's for their kids.

Well, I don't know.

Maybe they are a little old
for a baby-sitter.

Maybe they're ready, honey.

Well, fine.

Mrs. Amendella makes the house
smell like an old lady anyway.

I hear Peter lemengello

is playing
the closing night gala.

Mm, Paul anka.

Ooh, Paul anka. Can I come?

Yeah, I guess you'd prefer
if we'd listen

to that punk rock music
I've been reading about.

You know those sex pistols?
They spit on their audience.

Ah, that's terrible.

Yep, that's what I want to do.

Spend my hard-earned money
to be spit on.

Now that's entertainment.

Oh, come on, dad.

Every generation is afraid
of the music

that comes from the next.

Well, I'm sure
your parents hated Elvis.

Elvis didn't expectorate
on his fans.

No, but he died on the toilet.

Well, that's paradise compared

to where those sex pistols
are gonna end up.

J“ I don't give a damn
about my reputation

j“ living in the past,
it's a new generation

j“ a girl can do
what she wants to do

j“ and that's what I'm gonna do

I and I don't give a damn
about my bad reputation

I oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I not me, me, me, me, me

j“ whah, no, no, no
no, no, no, no

I not me, me, me
me, me, me, me, me

j“ I don't give a damn
about my reputation

I I've never been afraid
of any deviation

I and I don't really care
if you think I'm strange

j“ I ain't gonna change

I and I'm never gonna care
about my bad reputation

I not me

Hey, Lindsay.

Hey, Nick.

Oh, hey. What's up?

What's the matter?

Um, John bonham died, you know.

Yeah, I know. Last week.

He's dead.
You know, it's like, he's dead.

And as a result
there's no more led zeppelin.

Well, why don't they
just get a new drummer?

What, are you...?

Let's just forget it.

No. What you got to do is look
for something in the store

that's expensive
but looks really cheap.

And then you switch price tags

with something
that is really cheap.

Then you gotta
put the original back on it

and return it for store credit.

That's how I got this jacket.

Ten bucks this thing cost me.

Oh, it's beautiful.
Clearly worth all the effort.

My dad caught a shoplifter once.

And he had to lock him in the
store, and then the cops came.

Well, my dad says
shoplifters cost him a fortune.

Hey, if I owned your store,

I caught
some little kid shoplifting,

I'd just take him out back,

and I'd deal with it.

Oh, would you, Mr. Tough man?

Yeah, I would, Mrs. Tough man.

Oh, like that time when
John ergner kicked your ass?

Like... like that?

Do you mind flapping your lips
somewhere else?

You smell.

Hey, what, did you guys
break up or something?

No, we didn't break up.

I dumped his loser ass.

Oh, is that what happened?

Okay, if it makes you
feel better.

Do you guys wanna
hey, does anybody want

to come see “the wall"
with me on Saturday night?

Thought I might try
an experiment,

see it straight once.
I don't know.

Don't do it.
You'll regret it, man.

Trust me.

Well, I would, but my parents
are going out of town,

and I have to watch
my little brother.

Uh, maybe we could all
hang out at your house.

Kegger.

Keggen kegger.

You mean like a party?

Yeah, right.

Lindsay's too lame
to let anyone enter

her precious little house.

Sure. Why not?

I like parties.

Great. Who's the too-lame one?

Up yours.

Bye.

Okay, guys,
ten bucks each for the keg.

Come on. You too.

No, Lindsay, Lindsay, please.

House drinks free.

Why does she hang out
with those guys?

I don't know.

Why don't you
go over there and ask her?

They're gonna ruin her life.

If you don't care
about high school,

then you won't get
into a good college,

then you'll have no future,

and you'll wind up
dead or in jail.

Really?

Were you asleep
during “scared straight"?

You're in love with Lindsay.

Ugh, I am not.
What are you talking about?

Why are you getting so mad?

I'm not! Why would you say that?

Because you have your book
in front of your pants.

Oh, shut up. Jerk.

I'm not in love with her.
I just care about her

because she's
my good friend's sister.

Maybe you should ask yourself
why you don't care.

I ca... come on,
you know I care.

Hey, Sam, I'm having a keg party
tomorrow night.

You are?

Yeah, so you can't tell
mom and dad.

What if your friends
trash our house?

My friends aren't gonna trash
the house.

I'll have plenty of time

to clean up
before mom and dad get back.

Mm, what if dad finds out?

Well, that's my problem.
Don't worry about it.

No, no, it's not,

because dad will yell at me

for not telling on you.

Are you gonna tell on me?

I guess not.

Thanks, Sam. See you later.

Give me your keys, man.
You're drunk.

I'm not drunk.
Get out of my way. I'm fine.

No, you're not, and I'm
not going to drive with you.

I don't care.

If you try to drive like that,

I'm gonna call the police.

I thought you were my friend.

He is your friend, Daisy.

Who are you?

I'm the designated driver.

I made a pledge
not to drink at this party

so I can help people like you
get home safely.

That's cool.

- Wow.
- I should have done that.

That designated driver's
pretty hot.

Like to get her drunk.

If you drive right now,

you're not only a danger
to yourself,

but you're a danger
to everyone else on the road.

You're like a loaded gun.

I didn't want to hurt anyone.

We know that.

What do you say?
Will you give me your keys?

And freeze!

Let's hear it for the sober
students improv players.

That was a good example
of how to prevent a tragedy.

But there's an even better way
to save lives,

and that's not to drink...

- Ken's got the right idea.
- Or do drugs

in the first place.

And, hey,
just 'cause your parents

or other adults drink
doesn't mean you have to.

Now, I know what
you're thinking:

“Mr. Rosso,
you don't understand.

If I don't drink,
I won't be cool."

Well, you know
what I say to that?

Maybe if you don't drink,
you will be cool.

And right now our thespians,

Millie, Cindy, and Harris,

will show you how you can stay
sober and still be cool.

Okay, what I need
from you people

is a kind of party
where drinking might occur.

A kind of party.

A sex party.

All right, I think I heard
someone say “birthday party."

Um, okay, you're
at a birthday party and... go.

Hey, Mary. Happy birthday.

Oh, thank you, Bob.

How's it going?

Good. You did a really nice
job decorating here.

You know if anyone here
has any cocaine?

No. Coke does damage
to your brain.

I think I can have coke
whenever I want,

but I can only watch you
open your presents now.

Oh, thank you, Bob.
That's very sweet.

I knew
you'd make the right decision.

You wanna get out of here?

Sure.

Okay. I'm gonna go.
Count to ten and then come.

This is the best birthday ever.

Okay, let's have cake.

Okay. Come on.
Let's go get a glass of pop.

I hope they have orange.

Hey, it's a party, isn't it?

And freeze.

As you can see,
nothing is more contagious

than good judgment.

Thanks, gang. Jimmy, lights.

But if you still
think drinking is cool,

why not ask Jenny Powell
if drinking is cool?

Well, you can't ask her.

She crashed
into a phone pole this winter

driving drunk
after a new year's party.

And you can't ask
John yablonski either.

He died from alcohol poisoning
at a fraternity party.

I love being told not to drink

by a pothead hippie
guidance counselor.

There's probably a bar
in the teacher's lounge.

Yeah, probably.

- Hey, stroker.
- Hey.

Ten bucks for the keg.

- I know.
- Don't weasel out on me.

I'll cut that hair off,
and I'll sell it.

Oh, hey, um, I hope
you don't mind.

I invited my cousin and a couple
of his friends to the party.

Oh, that's cool.
What grade are they in?

No grade. They're older.

Oh. Cool.

Right on.

We got to do something
about your sister's party.

What's the big deal?
It's just beer.

Yeah, beer at a freak party?

My cousin's friend
was at a freak party once,

and someone put angel dust
in her drink.

Oh, man.

We gotta go. To protect Lindsay.

Oh, I can't.
Um, yeah, “Dallas" is on.

What? Bill, “Dallas" sucks.

You suck. “Dallas" rules.

Okay, so you're just gonna
let Lindsay end up

like one of those pictures.

Fine, I'll go.
But I'm watching “Dallas" there.

I was just joking. I don't...
I don't watch “Dallas."

If the hot water heater
makes that funny noise,

call the gas company.

I don't want to come home
to a couple of dead kids.

There's 50 bucks
on the dining room table.

That should be enough.

Lindsay, you're in charge of it.

Okay.

It's not
for those “star wars" cards

or those goofy packs.

Wacky packs.

Ah, whatever. Don't blow it.

Hey, Lindsay,
come here, sweetie.

Yeah?

Okay, now, this is dinner
for Friday night.

This is lunch and dinner
for Saturday.

If you need anything else,

daddy left $50
on the dining room table, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.

I want to get there
before the welcome mixer.

All right, and turn out
the lights when you go out.

I'm not made of money.

What is it?

Have a good trip.

We'll be back Sunday night.
Don't do anything stupid.

Love you.
Bye bye. Have fun, guys.

- Both: Bye.
- Love you.

All right.

Um, at assembly today,

they did these improvisations
about drinking and driving.

It's pretty funny.

Yeah, I saw. That's why I left.

Well, at assembly today,

they showed these pictures
of these kids

who died
in drunk driving accidents.

- Did you know any of them?
- No.

Well, one of their moms talked.

She was pretty sad.

It kind of freaked
everybody out.

Oh, and at assembly today,

they said that, if you drink
too much in one night,

you can die
of alcohol poisoning.

Sam, you sound like dad.

I just don't know
why you have to have beer

at your party, that's all.

I mean, you've never had beer

at any of your other parties,
and they were fun.

Well, those were
birthday parties, Sam.

We went bowling.

Yeah, well, remember the party
where you had a magician?

That was fun.
Why don't you have a magician?

We are not having a magi -
why am I talking to you?

I'm in charge. Leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

If "f" is a differentiable
function of "x"

and "c" is a real number,
thenlll

- Party.
- Party.

Can I help you, miss?

Yeah, there's, um,
an emergency phone call

for Lindsay Weir.

It's her mom.

Oh, okay. Lindsay. Go ahead.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, people, back on me.
Come on. The show's over.

Did they say what's wrong?

They didn't tell me anything.

Hey, Lindsay.

Not now, there's some
emergency with my parents.

No, no, Lindsay.
Lindsay, no, no, no.

I know. They want...
They want you

to come with them to buy a keg.

- What?
- Hey, thanks a lot, Sara.

No problem.
See you at the party tonight.

All right.
That's a cute necklace.

Um, we're cutting.

Daniel is paying
his brother 20 bucks,

and he's gonna buy us a keg.

Everybody's waiting
down at the car, so...

Are you okay?

Yeah, I... I just...

Well, it's that whole
emergency phone call thing.

Let's go get some beer.

Okay, I got it.

Maybe you can call your parents

and tell them you fell
and hit your head

and have them come home
before the party.

Then what happens
when they come home

and see my head is fine?

Well, we'd have to hit you
over the head

and give you a bump.

Ooh, like
in that dirty Harry movie

where the bad guy
yells at this black guy

so he will beat him up,

then he blames it on Clint.

“It was Callahan!"

No chance. I'm not gonna let
you guys hit me.

Hey, guys.
Whenever my uncle visits,

my mom gives him
non-alcoholic beer

so he doesn't get all drunk
and yell at everyone.

What's non-alcoholic beer?

It's just like beer,
but it doesn't have

that ingredient
that makes you drunk.

Alcohol?

That's a great idea.

But we're gonna have to buy
a whole keg of it.

That's gonna be expensive.

I don't have any money.

I don't either.

Yes, you do.

- Oh, no... no way.
- Why not?

It's my bar mitzvah money.

I'm saving that
to go backpacking across Europe.

Oh, come on, this is important.

Every time you guys
have a problem,

you want to dip
into my bar mitzvah money.

It's not like I get
to have another one.

- Come on.
- For Lindsay?

Fine.

Mazel tov.

Oh, shut up.

What if somebody robs
this place while we're in here?

People are always getting shot
in liquor stores.

Do you think
they sell yoo hoo here?

I'm kinda thirsty.

Yeah, bill,
why don't you ask the guy?

Maybe he can change
your diaper too.

Hey, that was unnecessary.

We're out of pop rocks.

Uh, a keg of beer, please.

Don't see that happening.

Uh, no, we'd like
non-alcoholic beer.

Oh, really? No.

Please? We really need it.

What for?

Oh, we're gonna switch
the kegs at his sister's party.

Righteous.

Bill, put your jacket on it

so, if someone drives by,
they don't see it.

I hope we don't get caught.

Then hurry up!

Bill, push!

1-I am! I am!

She's in there.
How are we gonna do this?

I'll distract her while you
and bill switch the kegs.

I'm tired of carrying
this stupid keg.

Why don't you let me
distract her?

I'm distracting her.

Come on. Hurry up.

I'm going in.

Hey, Lindsay.

What are you doing here?

Sam, bill, and I
are just hanging out.

Oh, please, allow me.

Thanks.

Come on, push.

I am pushing. It's heavy.

Careful. My foot!

Hey, it's your foot.
You can watch it too, you know.

So, uh, what kind of music
are you gonna play tonight?

You should play some Chicago.

They've got
a really hot horn section.

Ha, I don't know.

I think I'm gonna play
some zeppelin, foghat,

hmm, maybe some sabbath.

Friday night, always
a good night for some sabbath.

'Cause, you know,
Friday is the sabbath...

For the Jews.

Do you think Neal's okay
in there?

He's having a terrific time.

Why?

- He's in love with your sister.
- What?

Hey, Sam, what was that?

Uh, nothing. Bill fell.

Hey, don't you want to go play
with those guys?

No. I like talking to you.

If Neal marries your sister,

then he'd be
your brother-in-law.

Then... then, if you had kids,

uh, Neal would be
their uncle Neal.

And then I bet Lindsay's kids
would look like Neal.

Bill, shut up.
He doesn't love Lindsay.

That... that's not
what he told me.

I think bill's got
an ear infection.

It's messing
with his equilibrium.

I think you need more m&ms.

Well, I don't have
any more m&ms.

No, no, no, no,
I saw some right over there.

Oh, no.

No, we don't have any more m&ms.

Now get out of my way.

What are you guys do...?

Uh, oh, hi. Oh. It's...

No, bill, it's okay.

Uh, Neal told me
about your... your...

Well, help him, Sam.
Give him something to wear.

- Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Come in.

So, what do you think?

What do you think
we are, hippies?

Shut up, man.
I think it looks great.

Looks great.

Wow. Like that unicorn.

Well, my house
is so boring looking.

So I just wanted
to make it look more party-like.

Well, I'll tell you how
to make it look more party-like.

Point me to the keg.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's in the corner.

Then I am in the corner.

Hey, don't be nervous.

This party's gonna be great.

Thanks.

Yeah, so this is the main room?

Yeah. Why?

Well, it's probably
big enough, uh -

yeah, word's getting around.

So, uh, you mind
if I check out the rest?

Okay.

People are here.

All right, it's going down.

You're blocking the TV.

What do you think's
gonna happen?

Well, hopefully
everybody's gonna drink

a bunch of fake beer,
have to pee a lot,

and go home
'cause they're bored.

This is genius.

It's my idea. I'm the genius.

All right, here's the plan.

Bill, you guard the keg.

Neal and I
will patrol the party.

I'll keep an eye on Lindsay.

I'm the genius.

- Hey.
- What's up?

- Come on in.
- How's it going?

J“ Na Nana na, Nana na, Nana na

This beer sucks.

It taste weird to you?

Uh, it's imported.

Nothing's too good
for our friends.

Daniel probably bought
the cheap beer

and kept the extra cash.

Definitely.

Pump it, you dork.

So I think
if you look back, even,

at “song remains the same,"
for instance,

he's dressed like a gangster,

a-and then his head
got shot off, right?

And all that multi-colored paint
and stuff

came out of his neck.

And I think what that means
is that he knew even then

that he was gonna die. What?

Uh, could you
not sit on that, please?

It's glass.

Nah, Neal, no, you wouldn't
want to trade places with me.

Believe me.

I don't know.
I mean, I'm Jewish.

That's no cakewalk either.

I was elected school treasurer
last year.

I didn't even run.

J“ Na Nana na, Nana na, Nana na

J“ hush, hush, I thought I
heard her callin' my name now

j“ hush, hush

j“ she broke my heart,
but I love her just the same now

I saw all the cars out in front.

Yeah, well,
we're all hanging out.

You missed a pop quiz
in chemistry today.

I did? Really?

Yeah. Were you skipping out
with your new friends?

Or should I call them
"drinking buddies"?

Millie.

Why are you doing this, Lindsay?

You're asking for trouble.

Beer here!

Uh, no, thank you.

I prefer to get high on life.

Oh, whoa, whoa.

You're that chick
from that thing yesterday.

Oh, hey, would you
give me a ride home?

Yes, I would.

“Yes, I would."

Why is it so funny?

Look, Millie, I gotta get back
to the party.

You want to stay?

And I'm going to have
more fun than any of you.

Soben

Uh, hi.

Can I help you?

No doubt.

We're friends of Daniel's.

We're looking for some beer.

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, sweet thing.
Wh - where's your boy?

Hopefully under a truck.

I dumped his ass.

Right on, man.

That makes you available.

No way, old man.

She's mine.

All mine.

Come on, boys. Let's go tear
this mother down!

Hello, ladies!

Who are those guys?

They're...

My guests.

J“

Oh, man, I gotta pee!

I'll consider that a forfeit.

I am the lord of quarters.

- Oh, umm.
- Oh, man!

Man, I've had
five beers already.

I'm not even buzzed.

You're the man, man!
I don't know what to say.

You're the man!

I haven't had any,
and I'm sailing.

I'm having more fun
than any of you.

Excuse me.

Hey, wait a second, man.
Aren't you a... a sober student?

I only did that
because it looks good

on my transcript for college.

All right!

Wait... wait till I'm ready.
Wait till I'm ready.

- Wait till I'm...
- Go!

I wasn't ready.

Hit me harder.
Harder, man, come on!

Come on. Feel the steel.

Man, you're tickling me.
Who's next?

All right, step right up,
my big man.

Come on, right here.

Man, that was cool, man.

Are you sure we put out
the right keg?

It's working better
than we wanted.

They really think they're drunk.

Look at them. They're wasted.

That's the placebo effect
working for you, my friend.

Check out that guy.

What if they trash the place

'cause they think they're drunk?

They won't.

I don't think.

This could be bad.

J“

Hey, Daniel.

Uh, well, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm just, uh,
looking at all this stuff.

How old are you here?

It was... youngeh

i-i-i was really geeky.

You win a lot, don't you?

But, you know, I've been meaning

to put that in the basement.

“First place-algebra division"?

Oh, that's right.
You're one of those, uh...

Mathletes.

Yeah, I know. It's...

Stupid. I don't do it anymore.

Why is it so stupid?

You look pretty happy there.

Hey, if I ever won
a blue ribbon,

I'd be so pumped.

I mean, uh, I wouldn't wear
it around or nothing, but...

It's cool.

Thanks.

Oh. Oh, no!

That's that chick
from the assembly, man.

J“ Jesus is just alright with me

j“ Jesus is just alright,
oh, yeah

j“ Jesus is just alright with me

j“ Jesus is just alright...

Both: J“ I don't care
what they may say

j“ I don't care what they may do

j“ I don't care what they may say

j“ Jesus is just alright

come on! Come on, let's do it.

Let's go.

Both: J“ Doo doo de do
doo doo doo doo

j“ doo doo doo doo
doo doo, oh, yeah...

- Hi, Ken.
- Hey.

Do you guys like my sister?

Sure.

Well, then can you make sure

that she doesn't get
in too much trouble?

Okay.

Thanks.

Hey, which one's your sister?

She's not that chick
who's singing, is she?

Careful. Careful, j.R.
It's a trap.

- Hey, you want to go?
- What?

I said, do you want to go?

I always want to go, grandpa.

You want to go?

You want to go?

Let's go, fat boy!

That was stupid, old man.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

All right, cool off, man.
Not here.

All right, are we cool?

Whatever.

Hi, Sam.

Hi, Cindy.

I didn't know you were coming.

Yeah. Neal invited me.

Oh, this is my cousin Beth.

She's visiting from boca raton.

Oh, hi.

So where's the beer?

Uh, it - it's over there.

Don't worry.
I'm the designated driver.

Good god.

Why did Neal invite her?

Now she's gonna see
all the dumb stuff in my house.

His plan is to distract you,
so he can hit on your sister.

Oh, man! He's so dead.

What am I gonna say to Cindy?

Don't say anything. Be dominant.

It's all... all about dominance.

I saw this monkey show on pbs.

If you talk to her first,
it's a sign of weakness,

and then she will not pick you
to be her mate.

Are you drunk?

I think so. Yes, I am.

Oh, man!
Go into my room, lock the door,

and don't drink anymore.

That's very dominant.

Have you guys seen Daniel?

All: No.

Thanks for the dance.

Ow. Watch it, Romeo.
You're on my hair.

Hey, we're busy here.

Uh, sorry.

Oh, hey, Lindsay.

Don't worry.

We threw
your Teddy bears on the floor.

Daniel and Kim
are making out on my bed.

Oh.

I thought they broke up.

Yeah. I don't know.
They break up, like,

every week, you know, so...

Hey.hey...

You don't look like you're
having very much fun.

Well, I'm not.

Hey, Lindsay,

this is a party.

Okay? So will you please just,
like, try to relax

and have a good time, okay?

And when it's over, I'll stay
and I'll help you clean up.

Thanks.

Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

Yeah, me too.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Ew! Stop!

What are you doing?

I'm sorry. Oh, my god,
I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.

What are you doing?

I'm really sorry.

I'm - I'm really wasted
right now, you know.

John bonham died.

I you like the credit cards

j“ and private planes

Lindsay? Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'll be out in a minute.

Sometimes it helps
to talk to someone.

Well, I'm too drunk to talk.

No, that's okay. I speak drunk.

I'm so wasted,
and I hate my life.

You shouldn't hate your life.

Why not? It sucks.

No, it doesn't.

You're a beautiful young girl.

The world is your oyster.

Please leave me alone.

Why?

Because you're Sam's sister.

I'm so wasted.

I wish I never had this party.

Uh, that's all right. It's okay.

Everything will be okay.

Sam, right?

Have you, uh, seen
your sister around anywhere?

No! Not recently.

Um, if you see her,
could you just tell her

that I'm really sorry?

Did you break something?

Just forget it, okay?

All: Go, go, go, go,
90, 90, 90, 90!

Oh, god.
What is going on out there?

I didn't even want
to have this party.

I only had it
'cause Daniel wanted it.

And next thing I know, he's
making out on my bed with Kim.

It's typical.

All my new friends think
I'm some goody two-shoes,

and all my old friends think
I'm throwing my life away.

What the hell am I
supposed to do?

May I speak freely?

That Daniel guy,
you can do better.

And, hey, at least people
showed up to your party.

When I was in the sixth grade,

my mom threw me
a surprise party,

you know what the surprise was?

Nobody showed up.

Except bill and Sam.

Yeah?

Whosever in there,

we need five bucks
from everyone.

We 're gonna get another keg.

Oh, my god.

Forget it, man.
We just found 50 bucks.

Um, you've gotta do something.

I can't. If I go out there
and kick everybody out,

I am gonna look so lame.

Um, no, no, no.
Why don't you call the police?

I mean,
that's what my dad always does.

Oh, so they can come in
and find the keg?

Not without a warrant.

No. No. I can't.

Oh, god.
I can't handle any of this.

Of course you can.
You're Lindsay Weir.

You can do anything.

You're smart and pretty.

You don't take any crap.

And you're the perfect girl,

and I've been in love with you
since I was five years old.

Maybe I should call the cops.

Okay.

Hi. Police, please.

Thank you.

Yes, hello, police?

Yes. Hi.

There's a very loud and annoying
party going on next door.

It's just been going on forever.

I'm very tired, and I'm old,
and I need my rest.

I've gotta work tomorrow.

Yes. It's 13 nome drive.

Thank you. Please hurry up.
I'm so tired.

Done.

I'd say this party has a life
expectancy of five minutes.

Thanks, Neal.

Hey, Sam.

Oh, hey, Cindy.
I didn't see you there.

So, how's it going?

Pretty good.

So, uh, where are
all the cute guys?

What,
the bus hasn't arrived yet?

Oh, my god. The police are here.

Come on, everybody out.

Look, do you want Lindsay
to get in trouble?

I'm on parole.

Let's get out of here
before they search the Van.

You don't have to run, Ken.
It's fake beer.

I know.

I won 87 bucks playing quarters.

This party ruled.

Oh, hey, Lindsay.

Great party.

We had a great time.

Glad you had a good time.

I knew you had it in you.

Let's get out of here.

You were a wonderful hostess.

Have us back again soon.

Should've hired a magician.

Hey, bill, get up.

That's how the drummer
from led zeppelin died.

Did he?

Good night, Lindsay.