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We're on the floor.
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Zombie sighting
at a nursing home.
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Thank you for getting here
so quick.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Um, you sure there's not...
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All zombies here?
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It was here just a minute ago.
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- [Bleep]!
- Aah!
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Aah!
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It's okay, ma'am.
Ma'am.
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It's okay, ma'am.
It's all right. It's all right.
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He's dead now.
We killed him.
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- It's okay.
- You killed my brother.
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- Your what?
- My brother Walter.
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He came to visit,
and you killed him!
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So why the hell was you
screaming so [bleep]damn loud?
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Because I was excited
to see him!
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Oh, my God!
I'm gonna kill you!
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- Janice.
- I'm gonna kill you!
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You are an insolent jerk!
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You are an insolent jerk!
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Get the...
Move the [bleep]damn camera.
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One year ago...
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Vampire, werewolves,
and zombies...
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descended upon California's
San Fernando Valley.
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Authorities remain baffled
by their origins.
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♪ Love is nasty
'cause it gets so rotten ♪
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♪ I think it's time to put
this body in the ground ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ we're losing all control ♪
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♪ the buildings
all turn to dust ♪
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♪ and I think
it's getting closer ♪
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♪ 'cause
they're coming for us ♪
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Okay, people,
we had a zombie sighting
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at a nursing home today
that left an 82-year-old man
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by the name
of Walter Gilberg dead.
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Now, it is not important
who caused this death,
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which is why I don't mind saying
it was John-John.
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But we at the UTF
take our successes
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and our failures as a team.
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Is that clear?
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It'd be unfair to imply
that Carla had anything
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to do with the death,
since it was all John-John,
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who, while this investigation
is under way,
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- will remain on desk duty.
- That sucks.
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Did you get the zombie
eventually?
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Okay, one out of two isn't bad.
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We done with our chatter?
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Now, let's get out there
and kill something.
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Uh, captain, if Carla
could use a partner today,
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I would love to ride along.
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That's up to Carla.
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I don't think
that's such a good i--
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Fantastic,
I think a little shake-up
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might be good for everybody,
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kind of like they did with
the judges on American Idol.
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- Thanks, captain.
- Dismissed.
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Look, I'm just gonna say this,
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and then I'll shut up.
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We should be friends, right?
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Absolutely.
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I mean, we're
around the same age.
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Maybe you're a couple
of years older.
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- Big deal.
- I'm 23.
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Oh.
I thought you were older.
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No, not like you look older,
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you just--you--
you seem older.
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You--you have this look
of authority about you.
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But you--you actually
look really young.
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You're really pretty.
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Thanks.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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I don't have a boyfriend.
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There was this guy
that asked me out last week.
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But I had to pick him up.
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And when I got there,
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him and his buddy
were lifting weights
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in their boxers.
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And I just, whew--
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180'd out of there.
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We have a 115
on Ventura Boulevard
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at 12555 in progress.
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Uh, officer Rinaldi--
I'm on my way.
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115?
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It's when a fresh zombie
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is causing a disturbance
in a public...
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It's a zombie.
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- Awesome.
- You calm down.
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Oh, hey, captain.
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I once spent 36 hours
at my desk
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without a bathroom break.
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You know how I did that?
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Willpower
and lower-abdominal strength.
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That's why,
I take my shirt off,
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you might just confuse me
with a barrel of snakes.
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So what you looking for on
the Internet here, my friend?
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Oh, I'm just checking
my emails, captain.
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Don't be ashamed.
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Surfing the web's
about the only way
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a desk jockey stays sane
nowadays.
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Captain,
it's the zombie fights.
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You know, it's like bum fights,
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but instead, they use zombies.
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That sounds disgusting
and completely debased.
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- I'd like to see one.
- All right.
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See?
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You know, a friend of mine
shoots these.
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Yeah, well,
your friend's a sick man.
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This is some kind
of pornographic necrophilia.
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It'd be no different
than if a...
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- Oh! Wow!
- Oh!
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Captain, you see that?
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Wow!
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Now, do they call that guy
ground beef
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because he looks
like ground beef
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or because he turns his
opponents into ground beef?
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Or does he just like
ground beef?
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You know, that's
a great question, captain.
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Now, you see,
I think the big guy's
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- gonna tear his head off.
- It's a bet.
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Loser has to rub
the other guy's shoulders.
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Oh, I'm not down
with that, captain.
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You know,
I just texted my buddy.
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He says he's shooting
a bunch more of these tonight.
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Vamps have hijacked a lot
of bloodmobiles lately,
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so we thought it'd be
a good idea
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to make sure this one's headed
back to the hospital.
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Kind of remember
that being my idea, but...
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Really, Billy?
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I had a pretty good milkshake
from Mickey D's earlier.
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- Was that your idea, too?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, that was my idea.
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Yeah, you're right.
That was your idea. It was.
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Ah, everything
seems kosher here.
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Yeah. Still a good idea
we checked it out, though.
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Yeah, I said it was
a good idea before.
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Yeah, when you thought
it was your idea.
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Billy, do you feel like
I don't compliment you enough,
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or I take you for granted
or something?
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I don't know.
Maybe sometimes.
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Well, if you feel that way,
I apologize.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you notice
anything weird going on?
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Like what?
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Well, they're not taking
blood in, Stu.
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They're taking blood out.
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Jesus Christ, you're right.
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Great job, Billy.
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Billy...
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I said, "Great job."
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Thanks, man.
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Ah!
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- Seat belt.
- Ohh! Seat belt.
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- Seat belt.
- That's gonna leave a mark.
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Ohh! They're shooting!
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They're shooting.
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Keep shooting!
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Oh!
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Ho!
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Attention, this is the UTF.
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Wait. Do they know
what that means?
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Of course they know
what that means.
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Attention, this
is the Undead Task Force.
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We have you blocked in.
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Exit the vehicle
with your hands up.
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Surrender the blood
and your weapons.
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We'll hand over the blood,
but never our weapons.
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I 100% refuse to negotiate
with terrorists.
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- Seems like you already are.
- I 100% am not.
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Well, whatever, dude.
The ball's in your court.
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Surrender your weapons,
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and we'll let
you keep the blood.
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I figure if we had their
weapons, we could get the blood.
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We are holding a nurse hostage.
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We demand a clear path
to the exit.
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They're bluffing.
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If they had a hostage,
they'd have said so earlier.
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We don't know that, Billy.
I'm very strict about this.
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You cannot negotiate
with the undead.
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Or the dead.
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All right,
this looks like a good one.
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Zombie Hilfiger
versus Black Rudy.
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I got to go with Black Rudy.
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And I'll go
with Zombie Hilfiger,
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polo shirt and all.
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Done. So that's
a gentlemen's bet, right?
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Correct.
Loser has to wear his balls
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on the outside of his pants.
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- That's a gentlemen's bet?
- It is for me.
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Aah! Man!
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Black Rudy's got some game!
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Yes, he does.
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Looks like I better
start unzipping.
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Um, captain...
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That's my dad, man.
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Where is it?
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Who?
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Did you call about a zombie?
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Yeah.
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Okay, then him.
Her. It!
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Oh, um, I-I was, uh,
starting to close up,
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and then I saw her at the, uh,
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contemporary casual section?
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Are you asking me
or telling me?
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- Telling you?
- Did you see anyone get bit?
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No.
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No.
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Uh, casuals
are near the lingerie sec--
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Yeah, I know.
I shop here.
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Wow, 70% off.
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You know, every time
I buy irregular underwear,
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I always end up
with one cheek hanging out.
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That's a great story.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Uh, we're asking all customers
to exit the store
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until further notice.
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Ma'am?
Can you hear me?
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Why isn't she turning around?
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Shh.
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Turn around, ma'am.
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Ma'am?
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Ma'am?
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Oh, my God.
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No!
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Aah!
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Kirsten!
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Kirsten!
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Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
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What the [bleep] do you
think you're doing?
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Jesus!
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Ma'am, you can come out now.
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You sure you're up for this?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Up to you.
I just can't imagine
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finding out my father
was a zombie.
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Zombie--man, I didn't even
know he was freakin' dead.
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When was the last time
you saw him?
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I don't know.
When I was, like, 12.
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- Walked out on you?
- No.
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I kicked his ass out
for putting hands on my moms.
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I had a bad situation
with my father as well.
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He used to travel a lot--
go to London.
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I don't know why London,
always London.
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He'd bring me back
argyle socks.
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I'm a nudist.
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I shave my body down
to keep it real smooth.
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I remember the first time
I walked down to the beach,
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people were looking at me like
I was this big, muscular baby--
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The wind whistling
against my skin.
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But I got used to it,
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even came to enjoy it.
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What I'm trying to say
is that, you know,
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your father's a zombie.
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I'm a nudist.
256
00:11:54,283 --> 00:11:56,449
It's all the same thing
sometimes.
257
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,458
I'll wait them out.
258
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:07,360
I have no problem
playing that game.
259
00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:10,030
Um, any idea how long
this game might take?
260
00:12:10,032 --> 00:12:11,364
Why, you got a better plan?
261
00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:13,700
No, I just, uh--
I got to go pee, that's all.
262
00:12:13,702 --> 00:12:14,868
Yeah, I hear that.
263
00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:16,269
I probably should have gone
at the station,
264
00:12:16,271 --> 00:12:17,637
but then
I had to make a phone call.
265
00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:19,272
And, uh, I didn't want
the other person to hear me.
266
00:12:19,274 --> 00:12:20,607
"What are you doing?"
"I'm holding my penis."
267
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,708
- It's a whole thing.
- Jesus.
268
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,243
- Could put him on mute.
- Quiet, you guys.
269
00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:25,412
Let me think.
270
00:12:25,414 --> 00:12:29,149
In this corner...
271
00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:32,218
Ravashing Roddy!
272
00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,688
It's just one big masquerade
for these people.
273
00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:36,623
In the other corner...
274
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,025
The Crusher!
275
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,867
Guy's got a hammer for a hand.
276
00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:49,035
That's a what?
277
00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:50,370
That's a sledgehammer
for a hand.
278
00:12:50,372 --> 00:12:51,705
They attached a sledgehammer
to his forearm.
279
00:12:51,707 --> 00:12:52,806
They can do that?
280
00:12:52,808 --> 00:12:54,374
They cut his hand off.
I guess so.
281
00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:00,380
Keep your mouth closed.
282
00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:01,948
You don't want any of that
zombie juice in your mouth.
283
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,249
Copy that, captain.
284
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,592
Ooh!
285
00:13:12,594 --> 00:13:14,995
And top hat is down
for the count!
286
00:13:14,997 --> 00:13:18,431
Another win for the Crusher!
287
00:13:22,804 --> 00:13:25,638
On the count of three,
288
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,942
I want you to throw the keys
to the bloodmobile
289
00:13:28,944 --> 00:13:30,777
over to us.
290
00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:32,612
Wait. Do they know
where we are?
291
00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:34,881
Of course they know
where we are.
292
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,987
We're by the police car,
by the entrance--
293
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,656
the service entrance.
294
00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:47,394
You know that.
But my partner--never mind.
295
00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:49,095
On the count of three,
throw the keys.
296
00:13:49,097 --> 00:13:50,730
One...Two...
297
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:53,700
Three.
298
00:13:57,638 --> 00:14:00,874
Aah!
299
00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:01,975
Oh!
300
00:14:01,977 --> 00:14:04,744
Holy ball paste!
They did have a hostage!
301
00:14:04,746 --> 00:14:06,646
You all right?
You take care of the hostage!
302
00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:08,314
I'll call it in.
303
00:14:08,316 --> 00:14:11,084
We got a stolen bloodmobile
going was on Addi--
304
00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:12,485
Just hang on, all right?
305
00:14:12,487 --> 00:14:14,721
We got a stolen bloodmobile
going west on Addison
306
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:15,889
from Sherman Oaks Hospital.
307
00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:17,590
Repeat--we got
a stolen bloodmobile
308
00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,926
going west on Addison
from Sherman Oaks Hospital.
309
00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,728
Oh, I am seriously
gonna piss my pants.
310
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,496
- Go to the bathroom!
- I--
311
00:14:23,498 --> 00:14:25,165
You are a grown man!
312
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,766
Go find a place
and go to the bathroom!
313
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:29,536
- Don't watch me.
- Why--why would I watch you?
314
00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:30,937
I swear to God,
I'm gonna shoot him.
315
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:33,940
My daughter knows
when to go to the bathroom.
316
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,408
She's five!
317
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,077
In our next bout,
318
00:14:37,079 --> 00:14:38,878
in this corner,
319
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,282
Black Rudy!
320
00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:45,518
Hey, captain.
That's my dad right there, man.
321
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,521
And in the other corner,
322
00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:52,025
Rudy!
323
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:15,915
You sure you want to do this?
324
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:18,251
Yeah.
I'm good, captain.
325
00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:19,319
I'm all right.
326
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,999
All right,
that's enough, captain.
327
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,380
Okay, people, UTF!
Nothing to see here.
328
00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,293
Okay, [bleep]-holes,
time to pack it in!
329
00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:01,995
You guys are a bunch
of despicable bottom-feeders.
330
00:16:01,997 --> 00:16:03,997
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself,
331
00:16:03,999 --> 00:16:06,132
deriving pleasure
from other people's misery.
332
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,735
I wish nothing but bad things
on all of you.
333
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:10,236
Drive safe!
334
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,947
Walk away, John-John.
335
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,284
John-John!
336
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:27,654
Walk away. I got this.
337
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,990
It's okay.
338
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:42,402
Yeah, I thought I still
smelled [bleep]-hole.
339
00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:44,637
Let's go!
Out of here, now!
340
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:47,988
So how drunk
am I gonna have to get you
341
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,756
before you talk
about what happened today?
342
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,558
You know
I don't drink, captain.
343
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,427
Yeah, me neither, to be honest.
344
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,895
I medicate in other ways--
345
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:57,030
Diet, fresh kale.
346
00:16:57,032 --> 00:16:59,900
Other times I like to regulate
the semen content of my body.
347
00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:02,102
- Want to know how I do that?
- No.
348
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:06,173
I get into a deep sumo squat...
349
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:08,208
So I just got word
from Dashell.
350
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:09,476
Mm-hmm.
351
00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:11,945
They found the bloodmobile,
but not the vamps.
352
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,315
That's okay.
We did good work today.
353
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:18,719
Wow, this is awesome.
What kind of beer is it?
354
00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:20,787
I don't know. It's just
whatever beer they had on tap.
355
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,022
Wow, it's really good.
356
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:24,758
You did a great job.
Good call on the beers.
357
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,426
- Stu...
- Yeah?
358
00:17:26,428 --> 00:17:29,730
- You can stop with that.
- Right.
359
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,698
I just want you to know
that I value your place
360
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,066
in this relationship.
361
00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:35,202
I know that, partner.
362
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:36,937
I know you do.
363
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,539
You entered a combat area
without proper backup.
364
00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:42,142
- A combat area?
- Yeah, the stockroom.
365
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,278
You endangered yourself
and a civilian
366
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,747
by using hand-to-hand combat
instead of your gun.
367
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,882
And I don't know,
you thought I was old.
368
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:49,983
Not old.
369
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,152
I said older.
370
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,255
And I said
you were really pretty.
371
00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:56,323
You know what?
372
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,759
To be totally honest with you,
373
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:01,395
I feel like you've had it out
for me since day one.
374
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,330
And maybe it
was something I said,
375
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,699
or, I don't know, maybe you're
just one of those women
376
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:07,868
- who doesn't like other women.
- That is not true.
377
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,603
You ladies want to play
a little pool?
378
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,238
No.
379
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,239
Testy.
380
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,774
How about you, sissy-cans?
381
00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:16,076
You guys want to get your asses
kicked over at the pool table.
382
00:18:16,078 --> 00:18:17,511
- I'm in.
- Good man.
383
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,413
Not me.
I got to go home.
384
00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:20,614
Get up with the kids.
385
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,316
Don't forget to wear
your dress.
386
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,952
Well, I need to use el baño,
387
00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:27,354
which could be
a potential combat area,
388
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:31,291
so I might need some backup,
if you want to join.
389
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:32,893
No, thanks.
390
00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:35,529
- All right.
- Good luck.
391
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:42,569
- Hey.
- Hey.
392
00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:44,237
What's up, Jules?
393
00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:53,013
Good night, guys.
394
00:19:17,964 --> 00:19:18,967
Home sweet home.
395
00:19:19,087 --> 00:19:22,049
Okay, well, here is where I say good night.
396
00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:23,893
You want me to come in
for a cup of coffee?
397
00:19:24,979 --> 00:19:28,995
Look, John-John, what happened tonight
is very sad, but you gotta move on.
398
00:19:29,613 --> 00:19:31,236
I'm your father now.
399
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:34,906
- What'ya say? - You need a shoulder
to cry on, I got 2 big ones right here.
400
00:19:35,026 --> 00:19:37,375
You want to lay that weary
head on someone's lap,
401
00:19:37,706 --> 00:19:38,657
you look no further.
402
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:41,024
- I think I'm just gonna go to bed, captain.
- You do that.
403
00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:42,895
But maybe treat yourself first.
404
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,984
Run a bath, light some candles,
405
00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:48,070
throw on some lady gaga and
dance like nobody's looking.
406
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,498
I think I'm gonna go straight to bed.
I'm pretty tired.
407
00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:52,998
Good night, captain.
408
00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:54,819
- Hey.
- Yeah.
409
00:19:54,939 --> 00:19:56,645
I had a great time tonight.
410
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,312
Good night.
411
00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:07,142
Guys like to swim in a row,
412
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,784
but not a pool.
Eat it.
413
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:22,150
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