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Sync by Alex28
www.addic7ed.com
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It's all right, it's okay.
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Keep going.
Keep going.
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He's hairy, so what?
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Ah! Movie's over!
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That's a wrap!
That's a wrap!
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One year ago...
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Vampires, werewolves,
and zombies...
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Descended upon California's
San Fernando Valley.
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Authorities remain baffled
by their origins.
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♪ Without a sound ♪
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♪ this nasty business
gets so rotten ♪
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♪ I think it's time to
put this body in the ground ♪
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♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪
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♪ we're losing all control ♪
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♪ the buildings
all turned to dust ♪
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♪ and I think
it's getting closer ♪
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♪ 'cause they're coming for us ♪
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What the hell
are these guys doing here?
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Yeah, I don't know, maybe
we'll get to cut out early.
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Hey, would you tap that?
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- Who, Carla?
- No, John-John.
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What's the matter with you?
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I'm married.
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What's the word, guys?
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Some actor went
werewolf on the crew, I guess.
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Yeah, come to daddy.
Bevo.
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Jesus, John-John, the bat?
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How about grabbing
the tranq-gun on this one?
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What?
I got hands for both.
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And besides, it's been a while
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since I had the chance
to tear up some wolf ass.
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Now you gonna hold me down
on that baby or what, huh?
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That was a lot of syllables.
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Uh...No.
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But if you're talking
about taking down a werewolf,
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have at it.
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As a matter of fact, why
don't you guys take the inside,
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and me and Billy
will take the perimeter?
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- Pussies.
- What's that all about?
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You scared of werewolves
all of a sudden?
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Nah, I don't
wanna put down a werewolf
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and be stuck doing
paperwork here all night.
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Ha!
Where do you have to be?
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Parent-teacher conference,
Lucille's first,
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so I wanna be there
and hear how she's doing.
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It's kindergarten, Stu.
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How far behind could she be?
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Behind?
That's impossible!
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We only feed her
salmon and blueberries.
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I wanna see how far ahead she is.
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What the--
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- What?
- Oh.
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We are waist-deep in a porn.
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Gotta love the valley.
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Hey, you wanna
hear something funny?
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What you got?
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- Billy.
- Carla.
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They're shooting
a porn movie in here.
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God damn it.
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- That was good.
- I know.
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All right.
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Oh, my God.
Thank God.
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Please tell me that you got him.
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We'll get him.
Don't you worry.
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Get him?
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That's, like,
not even the same thing.
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How is everybody in here doing?
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The girls
got a little roughed up,
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but they're pretty good
with that kind of stuff--
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If you know
what I'm talking about.
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And the rest of us are fine.
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We just can't
find our makeup girl.
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And we do
a lot of close-ups.
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Who are these guys?
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Oh, they're
just doing a news piece.
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Yeah?
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Hey, what do you guys shoot on?
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The red.
Why, what do you guys use?
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I have no idea.
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I'm more about the [bleep].
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Were you here for any of this?
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I was, but unfortunately,
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I was in the bathroom
masturbating the whole time.
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- Excuse me?
- Hm?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm not a real cop.
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Nah, I'm just the insert guy.
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You're gonna need to be clearer.
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I'm the one
who steps in if, you know,
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the talent
has performance issues.
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Do you watch porn?
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I do sometimes,
but I'm gonna move on now.
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Tell me about your werewolf.
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Manny.
He's a consummate pro.
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Just ask the girls,
they'll tell you themselves.
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And the makeup girl?
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Uh...
Mara.
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She is the best in the business.
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She can make a vagina look like
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a pair of Swedish baby thumbs.
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You have to find her.
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You have to make sure she's okay.
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Billy, Stubeck.
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Mr. and Mrs. Hanson...
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- Hi.
- Mrs. Hanson?
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Yes, yes.
You must be officer...
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- Landry.
- Landry, that's right.
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Oh, sorry, they're just
doing a story on the UTF,
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- don't mind them.
- Oh, okay, sure.
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- Jeffrey!
- Coming.
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It'll be just a second.
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- No problem.
- So...
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How do you like the UTF?
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I do, you know?
It's, um, challenging.
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And I'm guessing
you're Mr. Hanson?
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In the flesh.
And this is Eddie.
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Well, this is
my first time on lockdown,
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but I'm sure you guys
know the drill.
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We're coming up on a full moon,
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so I just need to make sure
that you're in compliance
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with city ordinances
regarding werewolves.
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Of course, of course.
Do you wanna come in?
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- Please.
- Right this way.
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- Thanks.
- Oh, sweetie!
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Jeffrey's room is right upstairs.
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- Follow me.
- Okay, great.
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- He is just the cutest.
- I know, isn't he?
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Oh, this is right
where I bring his food.
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We have plenty of deer
in the fridge.
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Okay.
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Oh, here.
Go right ahead.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- After you.
- Wow.
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Mrs. Hanson,
this looks great.
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Thank you.
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And are you
in possession of the key?
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Oh, yes, yes.
Right here.
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- Ah.
- Oh.
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Honey, stop it.
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One of these days.
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Silly.
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I can't believe
they're in there shooting porn
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and we're out here
with our thumbs up our asses.
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We're looking
for a werewolf, Billy.
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And a makeup girl.
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Why do you care
so much about porn, anyway?
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I don't know.
Why do you care so little?
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I care that
the girls in those movies
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are sad examples of childhood
trauma and parental neglect.
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Maybe they just like porn.
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Yeah, that's probably it.
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You don't think
they have serious problems?
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I think cops
have serious problems.
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How much porn
do you have, anyway?
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Two terabytes.
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That's gibberish.
Is that a lot?
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I don't know.
Is 8,000 movies a lot?
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8,000?
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How do you even
watch that many movies?
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I don't watch
the whole movie, Stubeck.
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I'm usually flushing tissues
after the first scene.
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Aw! What
does that even mean?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Do you know anything about porn?
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No, because I love my wife.
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She gave me a calendar
of boudoir photographs
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for our fifth anniversary.
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What are we doing out here?
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I'm gonna tell them
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there's nothing going
on out here.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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Nothing.
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We've found the makeup girl.
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The werewolf's in the house.
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We've found the makeup girl.
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I'm here with
officer Joe Stubeck.
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Only question is...
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If you had a sex toy
right in your face,
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would you recognize it?
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No, I probably--
Stop it!
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Get that away from me.
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I guess not.
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Hold on to this.
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Why?
It's not your property.
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Lexi?
Tori?
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Do I know you?
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No, but...
I know you guys.
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I mean, I'm not
a freak about it, but...
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- You're close.
- Wow!
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You're pretty much
a freak about it.
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Billy, what do you say
we get these girls out of here?
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- Yeah.
- Who are you?
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I'm the insert guy.
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Yeah, you are.
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Did you find Mara?
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Uh...
Let's talk about that later.
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Everybody, get ready
to bolt for the front door.
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We think the werewolf
is upstairs.
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I don't think we have
a clean path to the door.
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Insert guy's right.
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We'll split up.
Two of us stay here.
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Two of us take down the werewolf.
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- Staying here.
- I'm right with you.
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Oh, that's shocking.
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You guys are gonna stay here
with the porn stars.
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Carla, let's end this.
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- Wow!
- Hi.
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So what is
the name of this thing?
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I gotta know what
to look for when it comes out.
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Two girls, one cop.
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- That is awesome.
- Yeah.
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And if you look close, you can
see me in the part with--
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Quiet down, insert guy.
I didn't ask you
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to insert yourself
into this conversation.
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Okay.
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That Billy's
a piece of work, isn't he?
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I don't blame him.
Those girls are hot.
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Hey, where'd you
find the makeup girl?
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She came flying through a window.
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But that's not what killed her.
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She was torn up pretty good.
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God, can you imagine
a worse way to go?
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Eaten by zombies.
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Or I have a fear
about being buried alive.
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I have nightmares about it.
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It's kind of irrational,
I know--
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- I was just making small talk.
- Got it.
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Sure, okay.
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Evening,
Mrs...Trager.
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Sorry to interrupt,
I just need to make sure
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that your husband
is properly locked down.
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No, of course.
The only thing is,
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we've already locked him
in for the weekend, so.
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That's great.
I just need to verify that.
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But I told you, he's in his room.
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You know, we have always complied
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with the city's lockup procedure.
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Lockdown.
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And I can't check you off my list
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until I come in
and check for myself.
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And I would have no problem
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with that except
we just had our floors redone.
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Um, Mrs. Trager, either
you're gonna have to let me in
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or I'm gonna force my way in.
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He escaped, officer.
I am so sorry.
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- How long ago?
- About 40 minutes ago.
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I...I must've waited
too long to lock him in,
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and then he started acting up,
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and to be honest, I have
no idea where he's gone to.
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You have no idea at all?
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Well, uh, maybe he's gone
up to the highway to chase cars
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or down by the creek, drinking.
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Please don't hurt him!
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He doesn't know what he's doing!
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00:10:35,445 --> 00:10:37,512
Ah, [bleep].
257
00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:46,033
Is this the first time you
guys have been to a porn set?
258
00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:48,260
Trust me, it's usually
not this exciting.
259
00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:50,235
If you want,
you can come by sometime.
260
00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:52,734
That would be...awesome.
261
00:10:52,854 --> 00:10:55,634
You know, you guys
could probably be porn actors.
262
00:10:55,636 --> 00:10:56,768
- No, I could--
- You think so?
263
00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,153
- I always thought we could.
- Really?
264
00:10:58,273 --> 00:10:59,404
Yeah!
265
00:10:59,406 --> 00:11:00,972
What about you, Tori?
266
00:11:00,974 --> 00:11:02,674
You think I have what
it takes to be a porn star?
267
00:11:02,676 --> 00:11:04,643
I don't know.
I haven't seen you naked.
268
00:11:04,645 --> 00:11:05,877
Well, if you
play your cards right,
269
00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:07,145
you just might, little rabbit.
270
00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:10,615
Well, I hope
I play my cards right,
271
00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:12,684
'cause, gosh,
I haven't seen a penis
272
00:11:12,686 --> 00:11:13,785
in, like, 20 minutes.
273
00:11:13,787 --> 00:11:15,353
Porn humor. 20 minutes.
274
00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:17,122
Yeah.
275
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:19,524
So what's the deal
with your partner?
276
00:11:19,526 --> 00:11:21,526
Oh, you mean
this clown over here?
277
00:11:21,528 --> 00:11:23,295
No, Carla.
278
00:11:23,297 --> 00:11:24,763
She seeing anybody?
279
00:11:24,765 --> 00:11:26,564
The [bleep] do I know?
280
00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:28,199
Well, will you
tell her something for me?
281
00:11:41,198 --> 00:11:43,565
Tranq! Tranq!
Agh! Tranq!
282
00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:50,939
Ugh!
283
00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:52,241
And that's how
you kick some wolf ass.
284
00:11:52,243 --> 00:11:55,411
Hell yeah.
285
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:57,980
All right.
Nice work, fellas.
286
00:11:57,982 --> 00:12:00,115
Nice work, insert guy.
287
00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:02,117
I used to tape bar mitzvahs.
288
00:12:02,119 --> 00:12:03,685
I still have
no idea what it is you do,
289
00:12:03,687 --> 00:12:05,654
but...
290
00:12:05,656 --> 00:12:07,756
Ugh!
291
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,391
That's a paying job?
292
00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:28,977
What do we do?
293
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,785
Mr. Trager, wait!
294
00:12:56,941 --> 00:13:00,175
Aah! Uhh! Aah!
295
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:04,580
Ah!
296
00:13:21,999 --> 00:13:25,033
Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
297
00:13:34,077 --> 00:13:35,944
Ah!
298
00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:38,614
Jeez.
299
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,884
Ugh!
300
00:13:44,854 --> 00:13:46,989
- What's going on?
- Relax.
301
00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:49,191
You're a good boy.
302
00:13:51,528 --> 00:13:53,061
Okay.
303
00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:57,266
Miss, I need to talk
to you for a second.
304
00:13:57,268 --> 00:13:59,902
Step over here.
305
00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:05,040
Listen, this is
none of my business,
306
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:07,142
but as a father of two
little girls, I have to ask.
307
00:14:07,144 --> 00:14:08,977
What made you turn to porn?
308
00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:10,612
What do you mean?
309
00:14:10,614 --> 00:14:12,381
Uh, I mean, usually with
this type of thing,
310
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:15,651
we expect, you know,
neglect, abuse...
311
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:18,287
A broken home,
a sketchy boyfriend.
312
00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,255
Maybe some of
the other girls, but...
313
00:14:20,257 --> 00:14:21,890
I had a healthy childhood.
314
00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:25,127
Good grades, good parents,
no creepy uncles or--
315
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:27,763
How does one then end up...
316
00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:28,997
I was pre-med at UCLA,
317
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,432
and I hated organic chemistry.
318
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,600
Yeah, who doesn't?
319
00:14:31,602 --> 00:14:33,435
And I drove my friend
to a photo shoot,
320
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,038
and the guy offered me a layout,
and pretty soon I realized...
321
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,073
I could make really
good money having sex,
322
00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:40,709
- which is awesome.
- You're not wrong.
323
00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:43,245
- Shut up, Billy.
- Yep.
324
00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:45,581
So no trauma of any kind,
325
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,583
nothing you think might've
pushed you in this direction?
326
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:48,717
Nope.
I mean,
327
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:50,319
my father never showed up
328
00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:52,788
to any of
my parent-teacher conferences.
329
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:55,057
I don't know what
that has to do with anything.
330
00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:57,759
- You're joking.
- Yeah, of course I'm joking.
331
00:14:57,761 --> 00:14:59,761
Oh, my God.
332
00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:02,130
Billy told me
you were freaking out
333
00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:04,132
- about your kid's thing tonight.
- Oh.
334
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:05,167
Not funny, Billy!
335
00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:06,835
Oh, my God.
336
00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:08,537
That's terrifying.
337
00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:10,339
I'm so afraid of
what might happen if--
338
00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:12,007
What's happening to me?
339
00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:15,010
Um, hopefully
nothing too serious.
340
00:15:15,012 --> 00:15:16,378
Here. Just lean back, lean back.
I got you.
341
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:19,047
I'm gonna lay you down.
342
00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:21,450
Guys!
343
00:15:21,452 --> 00:15:23,518
Guys!
344
00:15:33,211 --> 00:15:34,812
Thanks.
345
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:37,214
- You're welcome.
- Yeah.
346
00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:40,151
I've never--I've never
punched a girl before.
347
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:42,186
- That's comforting.
- I feel like
348
00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:44,722
she had it coming, though.
You know...
349
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,757
She was turning into
a wolf and everything.
350
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:58,235
Okay.
351
00:15:59,305 --> 00:16:01,138
Oh, jeez.
352
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,740
Oh.
353
00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:09,471
Do either of you wanna
switch for a little bit?
354
00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:13,350
Sure, yeah.
I will.
355
00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:17,121
- Thank you.
- Sure.
356
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:20,057
Sweet.
357
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:24,495
- He's heavy, huh?
- Got it. Yeah.
358
00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:26,163
Watch your cords.
359
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:35,039
All right, watch your head.
360
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,907
The top one.
361
00:16:39,045 --> 00:16:41,612
How you feeling, Manny?
362
00:16:41,614 --> 00:16:43,302
I got a crazy headache.
363
00:16:43,422 --> 00:16:45,316
But, you know,
other than that--
364
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:48,152
So what, I had
a little outbreak, huh?
365
00:16:48,154 --> 00:16:50,054
I mean, what, how bad?
366
00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:52,470
The makeup girl's dead, Manny.
367
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,670
Wait a minute.
368
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:56,990
You knew you had the virus?
369
00:16:56,992 --> 00:16:59,760
Look, I have never worked
on moon days before.
370
00:16:59,762 --> 00:17:00,770
Okay, I mean it.
371
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,196
But I got a five-year-old
starting school
372
00:17:03,198 --> 00:17:04,865
and my wife is pregnant again.
373
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,199
- Wait, wait, you're married?
- Yeah.
374
00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:08,777
She owns a cupcake shop
in Silver Lake.
375
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,460
Look, anyway, I needed the money,
376
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,212
so I went to
this doctor who told me
377
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,566
that he could control
the outbreak through diet
378
00:17:14,686 --> 00:17:16,424
and homeopathic medicine.
379
00:17:16,544 --> 00:17:18,460
- Oh, no.
- What?
380
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,969
Oh, no!
Stu, what did you do to her?
381
00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:24,251
She was convulsing.
382
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:27,354
Then I noticed a scratch
we didn't see before.
383
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:28,789
Come on, come on.
384
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,276
Oh, man!
385
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:32,159
She came at me really hard.
386
00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:33,507
I'm sorry, Billy.
387
00:17:33,627 --> 00:17:34,921
What happened to me?
388
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:36,630
It's our fault, Tori.
389
00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:38,532
Not like it would've
made any difference,
390
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,168
but we should've check you
for bites and scratches.
391
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,804
Guess that one was deep enough
to give you the virus.
392
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:45,368
You mean the virus Manny has?
393
00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:47,307
Yeah.
And you know what,
394
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:49,128
I'm pretty pissed off
at that guy right now.
395
00:17:49,248 --> 00:17:50,196
Bad dog!
396
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:51,993
No, I'm sure
he didn't know he had it.
397
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,847
No, he knew.
He knew.
398
00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:55,515
And he shouldn't
have been porning tonight!
399
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,437
What's gonna happen to me?
400
00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:59,452
Am I still gonna be able to work?
401
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,122
Yeah, you can still work.
402
00:18:02,242 --> 00:18:04,760
How? I look like an old Italian woman.
403
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,349
It will only take a day or two
for that to go away...
404
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,240
You know, you just can't work on full moons.
405
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,694
Listen, we promise. We'll get you
back on your knees in no time.
406
00:18:12,814 --> 00:18:14,759
- Ugh!
- That's all i needed to hear.
407
00:18:14,879 --> 00:18:17,082
- Good.
- You okey, sweety?
408
00:18:17,732 --> 00:18:19,923
It's not that bad.
409
00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:23,416
We have to take your friend here back to the sta--
All right, all right. Please.
410
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,905
So, you're still gonna visit me on set?
411
00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:27,778
You're crazy.
412
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,603
Any time, anywhere.
413
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:37,752
I mean, unless she's into a smokin' hot three-way.
414
00:18:37,872 --> 00:18:41,212
How about a hug? Huh?
Bring it in.
415
00:18:41,332 --> 00:18:43,281
Bring it in closer.
416
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:51,057
Lawsuit! Lawsuit!
All right, all right... relax.
417
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:52,822
Why, you want one too?
418
00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:55,990
- Do not hug me.
- Cmon. I do not want --
419
00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:58,158
***
420
00:18:58,278 --> 00:18:59,753
Run, Tory!
421
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,314
Run!
422
00:19:01,732 --> 00:19:04,194
***
423
00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:05,282
Night, Tory.
424
00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:08,607
You realise we just have to chase her down now?
- I know.
425
00:19:09,296 --> 00:19:12,377
I just thought that'd be a cool moment to watch her
run away like that.
426
00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:15,397
Listen..
427
00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:19,322
- I got this.
- All right, why don't you go to that parent-teacher conference?
428
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:22,736
Heh, i'm not gonna make it anyway.
429
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,646
I'm not freaked out like i was before..
430
00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:26,792
Tory seems like a nice young lady.
431
00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:30,128
- You ever seen "Ass Blasters 12"?
- What?!
432
00:19:30,248 --> 00:19:31,413
Eew. I'm going to my kid's school.
433
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,781
- You got this?
- I got it.
434
00:19:32,901 --> 00:19:35,088
Get in.
Tell your wife and kids i said hi.
435
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,528
They think you died.
436
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,428
You ready to go to work?
437
00:19:41,295 --> 00:19:42,704
Cause it's show time.
438
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:55,111
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