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For the Allied Forces in the Gulf ...

the preparations are over. The real war? Only days away.

This relentless activity is a memory that if the latter fails diplomatically,

the action against Iraq both certainly if will be determined.

Saddam Hussein says it 'The mother of all wars' will be.

President Bush wants the conflict will be quick and decisive.

This will not be a second Vietnam.

This will not be a prolonged war.

This film is based on a true story of a SAS patrol behind enemy lines in Iraq.

Israel has kept the right to defend themselves.

And it would avenge itself like Iraq would go on the attack.

A defense spokesman said there were hunters can fly over Iraqi territory within twenty minutes.

The Secretary General of the U.N. said that

only God knows if there is war or peace will be.

When I walk out I want it to be quiet!

Bag, factor twenty, bacon sandwich. - Ta.

Mine, Mine, Mine!

That goes for you too!

Hello? You ordered a taxi?

Yes, I'll be right there!

It's for Kate's birthday. - Yes?

Dear Kate. I'm very sorry about that I can't be with you on your birthday. '

Shit. Four years old. I've missed them all.

Melissa.

Please. - See you later.

Give me a hug.

Take care of mom, okay?

Another!

What is it?

An authorization ... remember?

Buy a house?

We haven't exchanged contracts yet.

You can always take that dog what you were talking about.

Get out of here, Andy.

I'll see you when you get back.

New boots? - Yes. Gucci.

Very hip.

Image is very important, especially if you are dealing with Arabs.

Watch the step, Chris.

If anyone even you touch when I'm gone

then I squeeze their balls so hard, that they will piss out of their ears.

Hey, where's Tony?

Damn!

Do you want to bring my backpack?

Everything okay, gabber?

Take it easy!

Still room for a dwarf? - no!

Where is his equipment? - Stan has it.

How do I look? - Shit!

Every soldier hopes to a serious war in his life.

This was mine.

The launch pad for the Scud missiles

makes it difficult to locate them and attack, let alone destroy.

The attack on Tel Aviv

has, so far, none triggered reaction in Israel.

It has not yet been confirmed but it appears insists that all our duties have changed

and they will be directed against Scuds since Israel has been under attack.

Lots of evil people in Tel Aviv.

How long have we got? - Three days? Who's to say.

Plenty of time.

Eat there, shit here sleep where you can find space.

The MO's is at the end of the track, so don't forget to get your syringes

We have nothing at all. - Chris, this should work.

Hi Ray. - Great, I have the Kiwi

What the hell is this? - LEGO.

Very nice of you. Just what we needed.

Watch out! Jesus!

Sid has a brew.

Okay, guys, listen up.

Hey guys, come over here.

This is your nuclear, biological and chemical protective suit.

and accessories.

Just think of it as a big one condom with trouser legs.

What do we have here? - Blankets, beds, coke ...

and most importantly, soft toilet paper.

-

24 hour rations.

From U.S? - No, D squad.

Have you been to the doctor? - Yes

Stab wounds? - No, but I did get morphine.

Two per person.

7 transverse.

'Apostates at the opera'. Five letters.

It's a crossword clue.

That night we were attacked for the first time.

What is the score of the punches? - Stan says "No punches."

I asked them if these suits worked. "Anything that turns you on."

Just don't fart in it that will kill you.

can you get two in a pack?

What for? - For fun. Otherwise you will feel lonely in this.

Looks like TV to me.

What do you think?

7 transverse 'Apostates for the opera'.

Andy!

Alert order. An eight man patrol. You are leader, Ray is second in rank.

Your order is a communication line to destroy.

You stay at your post for three days. The briefing is at eight o'clock tomorrow morning.

Understood.

It's not smart to stay here.

I don't want to lose you in an incident for nothing.

Graham spoke to you - Yes.

Do you have no problem with it?

I'm about to quit. This is my last assignment.

Pay attention. If you screw it up, you're in trouble.

Okay, don't worry!

Okay, windshield. As you know your assignment goes against Scud.

The area northwest of Baghdad.

Your focus will be North of lie the main supply route.

Situation.

The Scuds coming down in Israel are causing major problems within the alliance.

Two nights ago, the Israeli Air Force in the sky ...

waiting for targets to attack within Iraq.

When Israel joins the war,

the covenant with the Arab alliance will collapse,

which of course exactly is what Iraq wants to achieve.

But when the Scud attacks Israel not stop within two weeks, Israel will join the war.

We make don't worry about the repaired silos.

There will be the air raids take care of it.

Mobile missiles are a different matter.

It's almost impossible to track them down, but they have 1 weakness.

To program their goals they need assistance from Baghdad.

This information is sent via fiber optic cables,

buried along the MSRs between Baghdad and the fringe cities.

Cut those cables and they can't fly.

Mission, in two parts

One, locate and destroy fiber optic cable along the north MSR;

two, destroy the mobile Scud.

Repeat: One, locate and destroy fiber optic cable along the north MSR;

Two, destroy mobile Scud. Ask?

This terrain is dreadful. It looks like a billiard table.

How the hell can we get there find shelter?

Cards? - Little chance.

Air navigation, otherwise nothing at all.

If we get better in time, they will be yours.

Keep your head out of sight, Chris. This is what it's all about.

Row with the oars you have.

How do we get into it? - It's no use getting a vehicle.

We would be singled out in no time.

We have to be dropped off by helicopter.

Returns Harry and his team a warning notice.

If we want to find the cable, we have to hit the MSR at its narrowest point.

That will be at the end. Everyone cuts a corner, and here?

Wouldn't be military activity must be or whatever.

Just be aware of it airport in the southwest.

No population. Looks good.

Weather? - Like a spring day in Great Britain.

The cables are located at the top the ground or in pipes?

I do not know yet. We are waiting for more information.

Should we use malleable explosives, or do we hit them with a hammer?

Someone in D Squadron has fiber optic cables built for a telecom company.

I'll see if he still can.

As soon as we cut the wires will someone renew them.

Exactly. If you can the repairers will delay the repair.

Awesome. - We're operating here ...

about 178 kilometers from the Syrian border.

More than twice as far from Saudi Arabia.

Our landing zone is approx twenty kilometers south of the MSR.

From there we go direction north, to the MSR

and we seek shelter in the area of ​​this bend.

Once in position, find a cable

and place the charges in a tiered manner times at three- four hundred meters.

When we get in trouble we call the AWACS with the TACBEs.

To get some air support while we waiting for the helicopter to pick us up.

If that doesn't happen, flee to Syria.

What do you need the TACBEs for? - To order pizza. I need eight.

Eight? You work in pairs, right?

Okay, four. - Four TACBEs.

They are needed to provide air support to summon, you understand?

Yes. - They are not intended for other purposes.

Good. What is this. - This is a shiny thing.

I want one. - You don't know what it does.

What is this?

203 bombs.

Where are they going?

Under your bed. Why?

Because you are the only one who can jerk off without shaking his ass.

What is that?

This is a shiny thing.

And I love it!

These are for the claymores

You have the choice of chocolate chips or raspberry flavor.

Did you find the P4? It's not in the pack.

It still needs some nuts and bolts.

And it needs inflammation.

I have that for you.

Hey Mark, why don't you put the ignitions in and go remote test them somewhere

Screw you!

As many tires as we can carry for the Minimis and five. 56 for the 203s.

How about the 203 bombs and the claymores?

Are you crazy?

The regiment is not together since the second world war.

we are not prepared for this, have limited stock.

Who owns all this? - From A and D squadrons.

We'll be operational in three days.

They also. They just don't have an assignment yet.

Why are we deployed if you don't have equipment?

Ray, find some claymoores and 203 bombs ...

... and take Chris with you.

Cyril, talk to the other squads.

Try to get some tools.

Dearest Jilly. If you read this, I'm dead. '

Do not be sad. Take it insurance money and have fun.

Remember that five hundred pounds for that be the squadron's next booze.

I love you.'

Are those the TACBEs? - Yes. There is only one by two.

Have you tested the 319? - No, I'll test it with the explosives tomorrow.

We've had a call sign - Bravo Two Zero.

I think it sounds good. I like it if they are easy to remember.

Couldn't be easier, right?

No.

What's that shiny thing? - That's a Satellite Navigator.

Put it on the list. Mark can have it.

Yes.

Because you also have no booze I'm going to run away.

My darling Kate. My darling, sweetest gorgeous thing. '

'This is a letter I am never wanted to write. '

"Or wanted you to read this."

Here we checked accuracy of the Mini mi's and 203's.

Weapons are just tools.

As long as they say 'bang' when you pull the trigger and hit 'what you're aiming for,' then it's okay.

Nice to have known you, little bastards. - And you, assholes.

The package is evenly distributed, so that when something goes wrong,

each of the two the command can perform successfully.

We only have the essentials taken, but that was already 95kg.

As heavy as a 195 kg man.

How does it feel? - Damn!

How far do we have to walk with this?

Good gentlemen. Pay attention.

Sort your stuff and put it in the bags.

Stuff for family in one pocket, squadron in the other.

Don't forget to label the bags.

Your parents don't need to know that you wear women's underwear every chance you get.

Last supper around six o'clock.

We might get fresh meals especially for you.

Why don't we stop them all in garbage bags and do we take them with us?

We are not a couple new-age travelers.

With you it is always a matter of style.

You are what you wear. - And what you bring.

Everything goes in the backpacks except the NBC package,

that, unlike Chris, we will wear in these designer sandbags.

Okay, haven't we forgotten anything?

Okay the cover story. There is a great chance of going wrong.

It is obvious rescue a pilot,

We are a search team look for downed pilots,

and our own helicopter has crashed. - Sounds good.

Do you want a picture? - Yes, why not.

Watch out.

You have the shiny thing. - No, Chris. Do not.

Let the chargers do that, they lazy.

I'm going to piss.

For my parents, for Jilly, for Kate when she's fifteen, and one for you.

Acorns!

What's with mine?

If you will screw this up I'll hunt you down forever.

Serious. If this goes wrong ... - Yes?

Can I have your surfboard?

Yes, if you do something for me.

Pay off the loan on my house. - Yes Yes.

Smart balls.

Make yourself known. - Name and certificate of being alive

We need to know you're alive if we have to give away ransom.

Andy McNab, 31. If I win, I want travel and work with children.

Thanks. Stan.

Stan Rigby. - Also known as 'Doctor Sex'.

Chaucer died October 25, 1300. '

Tony Benati. Swiss-Italian. Ex-Royal Navy.

Tall women. - Statement?

Statement? 'That's another good one mess you helped me in.

Mark Warner. - Friend!

Australian SAS.

"I am officially six feet!"

And I am shy.

Dinger.

Ex-paratrooper. Chain smoker.

'My God, my country, my Harley Davidson. '

In random order. - Wanker.

Baz Lane. Ex-paratrooper just like Dinger, but more attractive.

"I'll quit smoking next year."

This year! Damn.

'I have an XR4i and the color is green. '

Tony, I'll put the mail in your gear when you're done.

You forget Ray. - Brilliant! My selection request.

Ray!

Ray Davis. From the Readers Digest.

Congratulations, you have been selected from a large group in your area

to participate in our lottery for free. '

That just sucks.

Is that your statement? - Yes.

Are you ready for it? - Yes.

Since yesterday there are more Roland missiles in the air,

so we go a little lower, to approx 24 meters, to avoid them

Okay. Let's do those contact exercises go through Harry again.

Okay then. Contact upon landing. We go apart and drop you 40 km west.

We make contact upon departure. Call me through the TACBE and I'll be back,

and I'll give you a minute.

I want a lot of cover fire as we approach, okay? Okay!

When we go down, we always go in a different direction than you.

Nothing personal, but for the Iraqis we are just pilots,

while you are Friday the thirteenth.

Harold, we've got our air lock. - Okay, let's get started.

Did it go well? - Good?

They have half of it D Squadron's stuff stolen,

and there is a complaint from the Americans,

but for three days it is not too bad.

120, 80 feet, 90 knots.

Got it, 80 feet, 90 knots.

Returns left, four miles. - Got it, returner left.

Building left. Lights are just turned on.

Understood. Lights on.

Andy, tell your crew that we are now across the border.

We're across the border. - We're across the border!

Free lines. - We're across the border.

Bulletproof vests? - Get fucked.

Protect your balls. - You don't.

I've looked at every detail of the mission.

I was concerned about it lack of information and material.

No recent satellite images, no decent cards.

But these things happen. You do it with what you have.

At least we're well armed.

I was aware of the large proportion of green.

I'll trade them for red ones as soon as I get the chance.

To target!

To target!

Turn to the left. - Turn left.

Paint ...

Flares, flares!

70, 60 feet.

50 feet. - 50 feet. Understood.

Crack. If this is going to happen, I don't want to know.

Spread flares! Okay!

Turn to the right, turn to the right!

Was that a Roland?

You're good. We will come back this way.

Two minutes before landing.

Two more minutes! Two minutes!

Ready!

Twelve feet, ten feet!

Eight feet!

Six feet!

Four feet!

That is it. Go, go, go!

Four way, five way, six way.

Bags are gone!

About fifteen seconds.

Seven away.

Andy is on the final turn.

Eight away. Everything gone. Go, go, go!

What the hell is this doing here?

Where are the dogs?

There is a field over there, almost half a kilometer further.

That was not on the map. - No.

Scud.

Pass on the positions. Chris!

Chris, get the rest back.

It was more than a two hour walk to the MSR, the main supply route.

The danger of looking for a shelter in the dark

is that you find out at sunrise that you are in an inhabited area.

The MSR was not a broad asphalt road, but a white strip of sun-scorched sand.

I saw the electricity boxes immediately.

That's how we found the cable.

But we had a problem.

Give us a hand, buddy. This is going to be tricky.

There is a battery of S60s right next to us.

We will have to move. - Now?

No, we'll wait until dark. Good news, I found a cable.

Are you having fun, Baz? - No.

No problem. Tomorrow afternoon occurs the 'Herstel Contact' plan is in effect.

The chopper is taking us tonight a new radio.

Should we go to all of this? drag the meeting point back?

No, let's go. Ray and the his people can stay here.

Did you say you found a cable?

Yes. Stan, you take the next watch.

Hello AWACS. This is Bravo Two Zero.

Here the ground troops, over.

From now on we carry our own stuff.

That promises something today.

This is Bravo Two Zero. Here the ground troops.

We will stop when it gets dark and then curb?

Without a radio we are in danger. This is going to take a few days.

We gotta find the chopper get a new one. Then we can continue.

That's Bravo Two Zero. Here the ground troops, over.

That's Bravo Two Zero. Here the ground troops, over.

Anything?

I send a confirmation, none idea if they pick it up.

We probably have a wrong frequency.

And that means?

If they are us tonight give a new radio,

it still wouldn't work

It's noon.

The communication recovery program now takes effect on the base.

Are we going to the RV point tonight or not?

We're going to the rendezvous point.

Hello, Governor.

It had to be Ray. If it is someone was different, Tony or Stan,

then they would have flattened him.

His kids may love him, but he will never be allowed to play for Santa ...

Nice piece of chocolate, yes. Look here, look.

From days gone by. Please here, here.

Come on. Shit!

Why didn't we shoot him?

One, that's a final decision. Two, if their boys find us

we can't last five minutes. Three, we're not in for that.

What is happening? - He's walking to the MSR.

There is a truck of soldiers in the middle.

Okay Buzz, get on the safe radio network, report in clear language that we have a problem situation.

We continue to the RV. Stan, get back on duty.

Hello, Zero. This is Bravo Two Zero. Radio check, over,

Hello, Zero. Hello, Zero. This is Bravo Two Zero.

Radio check, over.

Dinger?

Is there an apostrophe in we're? - If in what?

If in we're in trouble. - Yes.

Hello Zero. Hello Zero. This is Bravo Two Zero.

Radio check, over.

Pay attention! We're going to the dead ground follow the RV to the south.

If we get quite a distance now we can get the rest in the dark.

Leave all your shit here. Only bring your backpack.

Don't we bring beer too? - Signal equipment?

Up in my backpack. I have the code in my pocket.

Medical equipment? - Up in my backpack.

Good. Who's got the shiny thing? - Mark has it.

What is that?

A tank. - Pay attention! Come on! Pay attention!

Something is coming. - I'm coming!

Man is coming!

It's a bulldozer. I think he got lost.

Strayed? A bulldozer lost?

Which way is he going? - Over there.

Okay, we'll wait for it to go.

Let's continue.

Go west, young man, west. - Like the nomads.

Well? - The soldiers said he had to run.

He's going to the guns.

We should have a union, these hours are scandalous.

Yes. And the food is shit too.

We had to reach the RV by chopper.

If we had contact with the planes, we weren't such easy goals.

In position! In position! - In position.

Of course you are afraid. Anyone who says he isn't ...

lies or needs to see a psychiatrist.

You want to make a big hole where you can hide in.

You would grab your spoon and dig if that would help.

Then comes what you have learned. You pep yourself up ...

check if your pockets are closed, replenished your stock,

and your warehouses are in order.

Come on come on.

What is happening? What's going on behind me, Tony?

Say something to me!

I don't see any bullshit. But I hear them somewhere on your right.

We have to go! - Done!

Ready! - Done!

Ready! Ray, are you ready?

We're going for it. Hold your position!

Hold your position! - Hold your position!

Blockade!

Chris, help me!

You gotta move forward bring the fight to them.

That's the last thing they expect.

You're going to take it anyway so everything you do is extra.

Come through!

Blockade!

Come through! - Come through!

Come through.

Blockade! Bastards!

Come through! - Come through!

Coming!

Coming!

Gunner!

Here, here, put it here.

Coming! Coming! Coming!

Stoop!

Left!

Oh God!

This is ridiculous!

What now?

Okay, let's go get our backpacks.

We're going west. We still have an hour before dark.

We wait until dark and put everything back together.

Pass it on. - Back to the backpacks.

About the MSR? - About the MSR.

When it gets dark we go back.

Back to the backpacks!

All the next hour, we fought a running battle with the troops.

And they chased us across the steppe.

Good here, isn't it?

Man shot! - Man shot!

Everthing allright? Yes? Come on.

We go.

Damn!

Gift from the wife. - Where's the damn first aid kit?

The backpacks were left behind.

We couldn't fast walk enough with them.

Our belts carried the essential things like water and bullets.

We heard shots in the distance.

I don't know who they shot at, not us.

On me! On me!

Right, right! On me!

Five six.

Seven.

Anyone see Stan go down? - No.

Okay, three minutes and then go we back for him.

To the right! To the right!

Are you okay? - Jesus.

I dry out. I am still wearing my thermal suit.

Mark, give us a fix.

Tony.

Shit, it's a green one. - Just give. I want to have it.

You're a doctor. Aren't you gonna ask me?

What? - How my herpes is doing.

Baz. You have the radio?

No, completely shot. We still have the TACBE.

Yes. - Let's bring the AWACS ...

and get rid of this mess.

Chris, you have the medicine case? - No, but I saved my canteen.

Awesome! When any of us make a round he will enjoy taking a sip.

Everthing allright? - My leg sucks.

I must have hurt it on the hill but it ain't broken.

Should I take a look at it? - No, as long as I keep walking, I'm fine.

Just look at it, Stan.

No. Shit!

Baz, try the TACBE.

Yes, try to reach the Air Force.

Hello, AWACS. This is Bravo Two Zero.

Here the ground troops, over.

No contact.

Hello, AWACS. Bravo Two Zero here.

Here the ground troops, over.

Jesus Christ, I imagine or does it get really cold in here?

Hello, AWACS. Bravo Two Zero here.

Here the ground troops. You must help us. About.

Hi, is someone there. Bravo Two Zero here.

Here the ground forces, we need immediate help. About!

Okay. Opportunities.

Or we go for the chopper RV, or we go for Syria.

How far is the border? - Roughly estimated about 170 km.

That's a long walk - Don't worry about it.

On the other side, between us and the chopper are a lot of annoyed people.

Even if we get the chopper, please that doesn't mean Harry will make it.

If there is a gun battery, are there more. Much more.

So the limit. - Yes.

Yes. - Are you ready?

Okay. Chris, you lead the way.

Then Stan and Ray. I behind them. Than the rest.

Okay, let's go!

Here, put that on your head. - Thanks.

We left our contacts behind and we looked good.

Then it changed again. 'Spring day in the UK', forget it.

It was the worst weather in this area in thirty years.

Plane. We stop and try the TACBE.

We try the TACBE. We try the TACBE.

Give me a signal, Mark.

Hello, any ringing tone. This is Bravo Two Zero.

Here the ground troops, we have problems over.

Hello, any frequency. This is Bravo Two Zero.

Here the ground troops, we're in trouble.

Say it again, Bravo Two Zero. The signal is weak.

Go back north to the north, across.

Hello, any frequency. This is Bravo Two Zero, over.

No luck.

Where's Ray? - And Stan and Chris?

Where are they?

I told them to stop.

We searched all night Ray and the others couldn't find it anywhere.

I knew he was in bad shape.

I should have checked that out had passed on the message.

I should have checked that.

That night we walked 80 km. Those are two marathons

The only cover we could find was equal to a few dog balls.

That meant we exposed ourselves the moment we left.

But that is the least concern. Mark was flat because of hypothermia.

Yes, low body temperature in the desert.

Listen. You're not that cold if your body indicates you.

Not? - No.

And further...

you don't show any symptoms from dehydration.

That's nice.

Tell me, am I having hallucinations or is this snow?

To hell with it. I'm going to make a drink.

Now we not only freeze to death,

but you also decide to give a signal like 'here we are, come and get us'.

What is it? Coffee or hot chocolate?

Okay. Drink up.

You survived last night. You is not going to abandon me now.

Are you still thinking about Ray and his group?

Yes. - Don't do anymore.

They are big and mean enough to save themselves.

Another fucking shepherd. And he saw us.

He looks like he is is in need of company.

Hei is unbelievable! - Where do they come from?

Tony, you better talk to him. - My Arabic is shit.

You have three minutes to spare learn it fluently.

Peace be with you. Peace be with you

English? - Yes. Tony.

Mohammed.

What does he say?

Where is the market?

He asks for directions to Sainsbury.

Unimaginable.

Another 70 km to the border and we had to make it before sunrise ...

because if the Iraqis don't kill us, would do it again.

Make sure the heating and a radio.

Even more? - Yes. Power steering...

electric windows, ABS. CD player, mobile phone.

Stop it, yes.

I can not believe it.

Get out! - Please.

We have all day looked at those things.

Get out! - Do not shoot! Please!

Please!

Please! Don't shoot, don't kill!

Please!

Shut up! - Get out.

Please don't hurt my father. We are Christians. You see?

You see?

He Muslim!

Go away!

Cigarettes! Here, I'll give you cigarettes!

Here!

What is his problem?

You steal her taxi. That is his livelihood.

I've had enough of this! Get out!

Down, down, down!

It's gonna be fighting, isn't it?

What have you done with them? - They will survive.

Pissed off. But they will survive.

Does anyone know how this in are to move forward?

No. Down.

No. Upwards.

Baz. Give me some pointers when we get to the crossroads.

Point me west. - How many kilometers to the border?

About 35. - We drive as far as we can.

We dump him and cross on foot.

See? Why didn't you steal something like that?

Mark. Shut up. Collapsed an hour ago you almost have hypothermia.

Will be!

My husband has the breath of a goat

His penis is small and covered with black hair.

Today I sleep with the goats.

They have much bigger penises and are twice as intelligent!

Has anyone seen that sign?

"Baghdad welcomes careful drivers."

But...

Do you know Saddam Hussein is an anagram.

From "He's a Pathetic Nudist"?

Where did the 'm' go? - I exchanged it for the 't'.

You can't do that. - I just did

That is not good.

What is the score?

It looks like some kind of checkpoint.

How far to the border. Mark? - I'm still waiting.

Do we stay or do we go?

We're trying to get to that ridge go left okay?

It's about eleven km. Eleven km to the border.

As soon as he sends us a message. - We'll get the other two.

Get ready.

Go. Go. Go!

Go! Come on!

Okay. Mark!

I'm coming!

After me. After me!

One two Three. Come on. Come on!

Four! Go!

Is that the limit? - That is it.

Let's do it.

To wait.

Heavy machine guns. Trucks.

Military vehicles. The whole goddamn army is here.

Go, go, go!

Come on, Ding, we can do this.

Fuck shit this!

I almost freeze!

The last.

I have nothing left, do you have anything?

Thanks.

Ready?

Let's go.

It has Mark and me almost all night

to find our way through the Iraqi positions.

In all confusion we are Tony. Baz and Dinger lost.

There was no time to think about that. We were running out of ammunition.

Soon all would be left weapon of darkness.

And it faded quickly.

Let's go!

Mark!

Mark...

Two km to go.

Four hours before dark. Then I can try again.

Tel Aviv! - Tel Aviv!

Your name? - McNab.

Rank? - Sergeant.

Your unit?

Your unit?

I cannot answer that question.

Are you Israeli? - No. I am British.

I'm just a British soldier. - You are an Israeli

Do you think I'm crazy?

Can you tell me what you're doing here?

I am a British soldier.

Just a British soldier.

You are an Israeli!

Boar!

Again. What's your name?

McNab.

Your rank? - Sergeant.

And your unit?

Because of the Geneva Convention, I am afraid I can't answer that question.

Crazy!

We are not in Geneva

What is that? - That's gold.

Pull it off. Show it to me.

Do I speak English well? - Yes. It's very good.

Of course it is. Do you think I'm crazy?

You think we are all crazy.

Please.

I want you to tell me what Israel is doing here.

Now. Sorry. I can't answer that ...

Damn scandalous.

These coins are what?

Gold. Gold coins.

Why do you carry such wealth.

For when we need food. It's not okay to steal.

Correct.

His boots were handmade, probably in London.

This boy had to be like this need to be a rich man.

Your name is? - McNab.

Rank? - Sergeant.

What do your friends call you? - Andy.

Andy.

Maybe you can help me.

Of course we have all the others members of your unit.

What I want to know. Andy ...

Are you the same unit that we are three days ago.

I'm trying to help you. Andy. - I do not get it.

I'm trying to help you. But you confuse me.

I don't know anything.

Have you eaten recently?

No.

So. Andy. What did your unity do in this part of the world?

Israeli. British... I do not care.

At this time.

But both countries would never be men who know nothing ...

send into enemy territory.

You are a special force. Andy.

I understand you're still doing your duty.

And you have to understand that I have to do mine.

What was your job, Andy?

Please don't insult me.

I do not know... I don't even know where I am.

The officers are just giving us some orders, they don't tell us anything.

I hate the military. They don't have me told to do such things.

I mean. I don't even know why we are at war.

Do you know who the White Socks are. Andy?

No.

That's our secret police.

And their methods are many more cruel than ours.

I will ask again.

What is your department, and what were you doing in Northern Iraq?

If you answer me honestly, I'll see what I can do to protect you.

I can't do more for you.

Whoever your God is you will need him now.

This is bloody scandalous! - Dinger?

Andy!

Asshole!

Who farted? - Dinger, shut up.

Is it OK for you? - My favourite. What is it?

I'll make another just for you.

We are among barbarians.

Did you see what happened to Tony?

No. And with Baz?

Death.

Hypothermia. We had to cross the river.

Andy. He was in bad shape, mate.

I spoke to the locals in the hope that they would help us.

But it was too late.

And Mark? - He's dead man.

He's up close shot several times.

How far have you come? - I was there. I'm about to taste it.

Don't talk, otherwise bang, bang! - Yes yes, okay.

Up, up, up!

Are you OK? - Scared me to death.

They can put us in any case do not get pregnant.

Hello?

Are you sitting comfortably?

Andy is your name, right?

Yes.

How do you feel?

I think I need medical attention need, and so does my friend.

Of course. We are not animals.

But want to tell us first what you do in our country.

I'm trying to help you, but I can't ...

You're not helping us at all Andy.

Tell me Israeli Andy's plans.

I've already told you. I am not an Israeli

Damn!

There is nothing you can do about pain.

You just have to accept it.

It's okay if your body says 'Enough' ...

and you do gradually lose consciousness.

Thing? - Andy!

Help me.

Help me please.

I can prove that I am not an Israeli.

How? - I have a foreskin.

A what Andy? - A foreskin.

Jews are circumcised, it belongs to their religion.

I'll show you.

Look! Foreskin.

I pulled as hard as I could which was difficult due to the cold.

So, Andy. Now you gonna tell me, aren't you?

What is your mission and what are the British planning even more?

We may be caught but we still had a job.

The regiment needed time to limit the damage.

They had to assume the worst.

That we were caught and told the Iraqis everything.

Other missions would should be canceled or changed.

"Queen and Fatherland" ... that's nonsense.

Shall we start over. Andy? - no!

So. Andy. Tell us.

I am a member of an investigation and rescue unit.

And what do you do. Andy?

We rescue downed pilots.

I'm a doctor. - A doctor?

And what was your assignment in this case?

I do not know. The officer knew.

They operate on one 'know what is needed' basis.

They don't tell us anything only that we have to get into the chopper.

The helicopter. - Good, Andy.

Now you are going to eat. Then we talk even more.

Thank you. And my friend?

Yes Yes.

But first you sign a document for the Red Cross.

So that they know you're fine.

I can not do that. The army will punish me if you ever send me home.

I've been trying to find God. I've begged him to help us

and have just as much of the Lord's Prayer canceled if I could remember.

Nothing happened.

Manchester United wins. Very good team.

You look very happy now. You look very happy.

Stan? - Hey, no look!

Do you come here often, silly? - Hey guys, don't talk!

Don't talk, Dinger!

Stan is here. - Shut up, shut up!

You look awful, Andy.

How are your teeth? Have you there still having problems with it?

They broke down.

We have a dentist. He worked at Guy's for nine years.

One of the best.

Open your mouth, please.

Do you really think we will help you?

You are unimportant to us. You lied to us.

You're the men from the South, aren't you?

You're stupid. Stupid.

I'll help you the best I can but I'm just a doctor.

How many doctors let 100 men dead, and another 100 in the hospital behind?

Tell me what your job was. Tell me. Tell me!

I've already told you that I knows nothing about it.

I'm a doctor. Please, please!

Put him on his back.

Do it! Bomb me, you bastards! I'm here!

Do not do it! He's not serious!

Get the shit! Do it! Do it!

Why are you getting me in trouble?

I asked you for an answer yesterday. Do you have it for me?

Yes sir.

Tosca, 'Deserters for the Opera'

Five letters.

T-O-S ...

C-A. TOSCA.

You and your friends will don't last much longer.

We have others in the hospital. Do you know that, Andy?

Listen, you have the highest rank here?

Nobody knows you are alive.

We can let you die and no one would know.

Your government, it doesn't care about you.

You are only to them a utensil.

Andy, if you don't tell me who you are and what you are doing

let the others simply die.

Think about it, Andy.

You're bad, Dinger! Bad.

This was not a movie

where the actor 'Never' shouts.

This was real. We all fulfilled our obligations to operational safety.

Now it was time to face each other fulfill our obligations.

Very bad boy!

This is awful.

Why did you do that?

The window was open, so he slammed I just take it outside.

I opened the window because I can't stand the cigarette smoke!

Sorry, if I do something ugly see then I respond.

What is this? Jam? - Don't even think about it.

Jam again. - I close the window.

Clash, Sex Pistols, Showaddywaddy?

That's not mine.

Sorry, your entire cassette collection is to lightning.

Incredible.

COP.

A what? - Close Observation Platoon.

Each infantry unit has one.

We observe intensively what is happening.

In this case what the MSR.

Ms ...? - R. The main supply route.

We had to report the movements there.

It was only one unit merged for the task.

Tell me what happened.

A shepherd walked to our position, so we had to leave.

So you went to the North? - Yes, to Syria.

It was the only way out.

How did you get into the country? - By helicopter.

Show it to me.

I told them a good story which was almost true.

I just left out words such as 'Scudraket' and 'Het Regiment'.

I had nothing to lose. Chances were great that we would die anyway.

It was a matter of now wait and see if they would believe me.

They left me alone for the next few days only Dinger and Stan edited.

They wanted to confirm my story.

I would soon find out whether it had worked or not.

I was not afraid, I was depressed.

I thought about Jilly and Kate not even knew if I was still alive.

If they were going to do it, let them hurry up and do it quickly.

No communication equipment, none decent maps, no support.

Don't expect a backup.

They can't even predict the weather properly.

And all my candies are green.

Green, in Jesus name! I fucking hate green.

There is a tree in Rhodesia which is called the Morula tree ...

The next few days were relatively happy.

All we could do was talk about it families, life and each other.

Here's Dinger about God.

I don't believe in the old bastard.

About his family.

We had the worst fight the night before we left.

It still hurts to think about it.

About me.

You are Henry the Eighth.

31 and you already have three wives. What is your excuse?

Adoption. Never knew my mother.

Surely that explains everything? Your musical taste?

Your hideous clothes? Why did you join the military?

What?

Why did you join the military?

To stay out of trouble.

You thought there were no more problems would be if you went into the army?

The best I've ever done. Never been in trouble again.

Then what the hell do you call this?

It's crazy like a fool ...

What about Daddy Cool?

Daddy, Daddy Cool!

Daddy, Daddy Cool!

.

.

With your hands, Andy.

Andy? Do you like Michael Jackson?

Hell yes.

Did you know that I am in a group sing here in town?

Every Saturday night at the Meridien Hotel.

No, I don't believe you. - Why not? You don't like my voice?

Daddy, Daddy Cooool ...

Will you show me London after the war?

Yes of course!

I love you, Andy.

Do you love me? - Yes, Jeral. I love you.

With your hands, Andy.

I'm sick of it with that bastard for you.

I will never reveal where you two are able to.

I licked shit off my hands for them. - Stop complaining.

I'm saving one for the firing squad. It can't be long anymore.

Do you really think it like in Becomes 'Breaker Morant'?

Morning red. Chaplain. Last cigarette.

Instead of bending over. Pop, right in the garbage bag?

We were not shot. Not that week, and not the next.

Aside from the risk of getting bloated by the bombs falling on the city.

We slowly started to believe in it that we would come out unscathed.

Reports from Syria provide us information that a British soldier

the border has crossed into the area where you have been captured.

In Damascus they say he's from the SAS.

Are they treating you right?

For you.

Well done Chris. Well done.

But they are all green!

Stan! Dinger!

You are going home.

Not Andy.

Andy not?

Not Andy.

Do not worry. We're getting you out of here. - I'll call Jilly.

Here, catch it.

This was the worst time for me.

Why did they still hold me except to shoot me?

Dying didn't affect me.

But I had accepted that we would go together.

I kept my own funeral in Hereford.

While Dinger the whole ceremony smokes.

That a colonel said, what a good soldier i had been.

Dinger would have shouted, "Wanker!"

Then they would put on the five hundred pounds in the cafe drank a drink ...

I paid for the last drink.

And then I would have thought of Kate

and at first light I would feel much calmer.

The Iraqi soldiers apparently deserved ...

more pity than anger. 200,000 of them surrendered.

All they want is to go home go with their family.

They are tired of the war and have no energy left to fight.

The road north of Kuwait to the Iraqi port city of Basra ...

show the harsh reality.

The highway was covered in burnt-out, crushed remains

of trucks that the Iraqis in Kuwait.

Saddam promised them glory. But instead they lost.

For me. Is it over.

Saddam Hussein should have know it was over.

If Saddam makes the mistake of start again.

Then he gets even more problems then he already has in Iraq.

Reagan. Jack.

Simpson. - First Name?

Peter. - Through those doors up there.

McNab. British Army.

If we don't move quickly, they'll start to take hostages. Come with me.

Mark!

Mark.

Mark.

I am hit. In my foot!

Then, they hold my hands handcuffed to the bed and let me rot.

Mark!

Can you see it? - What?

My foot. - How can I miss it?

It's the size of a pumpkin!

One thing has been bothering me since we arrived in Saudi ...

Yes?

The piece of concrete. - Yes?

That was in my backpack. - Yes?

Did you have something to do with it?

Here. That's my sweet.

What color is it?

It was green, but I assume that you can't have everything

Back in England, we had one great drinking party!

Then the psychiatrist came to test us,

investigate us on post-traumatic stress disorder.

It turned out that she had more exhausted than we were.

War is barbaric, but if you thinks I'm gonna say now ...

that I want to spend the rest of my days you are wrong with embracing trees.

We are soldiers. It is my profession and I am proud of it.

Nobody said you had to be qualified for it

As for the people who tortured us, they also had to do their job.

It's just some of them enjoyed it a little too much.

If I am one of them tomorrow would meet in the street,

and would think i would be there get off with impunity,

I would finish them.

Original Dutch translation by members of NL subs.

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