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The kind that just got you
a loan meeting

for that janky ass
food truck

so you can fix it up
and get it off my property.

What -- why you look
so surprised?

I'm not a businessman.

I'm a business, man.

Yeah, what kind of meeting
are we talkin' about?

All you gotta do is go in
and pitch the food truck.

And my man,
Devont'e likes it,

he'll loan you the money
for all of your equipment, okay?

That's it for me.

I've exhausted every favor
I had for you on this matter.

So if you mess it up,
McDonald fry cook for you.

You're not
gonna go with me?

I gotta pitch this
by myself?

Yeah, what?
You scared?

What?!
[ Festive car horn blows ]

What the hell is that?

♪♪

♪ Yo, this is the beginning
of the new world, baby ♪

♪ Watching on the front lines ♪

♪ Shake and bounce crazy ♪

Yo! Bobby.

You did all of this
with your hook up?

[ Laughs ]
Wow, this is dope!

Okay, yeah.
Ah, yes.

See, Mullins?

You ain't gotta to worry
about me and my crew.

We're official tissue.
We get it in!

Wow.

This is a metaphor for exactly
what is wrong with you two.

Nice and shiny on the outside,
dingy and empty on the inside.

Come on, Mullins.

He's just trying
to support my vision.

You need to get serious, man.

What -- what about
a food license? Some permits?

How about some actual equipment

to cook the food with?

If we get that loan,
we got it.

You better.

I'm telling you, I need you
on your A game, Barker.

Don't mess up
this loan meeting.

And you --

You got a loan meeting?
Yeah!

Yeah, Bobby.
Let me tell you something.

Listen, we need to evolve
and adapt, okay?

I got this huge meeting
to secure the bag.

You did great, cuz.

Now, leave this next part
to me.

You feel me?
I feel you, cuzzo.

Okay.
A'ight.

Tell your man
this is dope.

Yeah, my man, CubeSteak.

I helped him steal a sailboat,
so he owed me.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Thank you for your time.

That was a very
interesting pitch.

We'll be in touch.
Thank you.

Oh, let's get this last pitch
over with.

Traffic is gonna be a bitch.
Be nice, Kenny.

It's not easy pitching
to a room full of strangers.

That's how the game works.
It's called paying your dues.

This coming from the man whose
daddy gave him the company?

The last time
you paid dues was

for your country club
membership.

[ Laughs ]

Actually, my dad paid
for those, too.

[ Laughs ]

Everybody,
this is Faith Wiley.

Ooh!

Faith:
What the hell is going on?

Get outta my house!

Nice to meet you,
Mr. Copeland.

These are my designers,
Megan and Tiera.

You would be working with them
on the winter collection,

which was conceived
by my creative director --

Shannon Birkeland.
I did my research.

These are samples
of my past projects,

but my specialty
is gouache.
Mm-hmm.

And because of recent events
outside of my control,

I shed some previous
family commitments

and find myself
with free time

to start new business
projects such as this one.

You know, normally,
I wouldn't pitch myself

for an account
as large as yours,

but let's just say getting me
would be a steal for you.

Very interesting pitch.
We will be in touch.

I say yes.
Excuse me?

I mean,
her work is beautiful.

Gouache.
You can't go wrong with gouache.

That's rather unorthodox.

We usually discuss
these things.

What's to discuss?
We should hire her right now.

When can you start?

Whenever you'd like,
Mr. Copeland.

Shay: I think she should
start today.

Well, if Shannon says so --

Welcome to the team.

Thank you.
Wonderful.

So happy to be a part
of the team.

We're happy to have you.
I bet you are.

You know we are.
Mm-hmm.

See you later?
I know you will.

Okay.

Do you know each other?

We don't all know each other,
Kenny.

That's racist.
I'm sorry.

You're gonna love her.
She has great taste.

I could tell
from the portfolio.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Wow.
Hi.
You must be Tray Barker.

Oh!
You Devont'e Jackson?

Wow! With a name like that,
I was expecting you to be,

like, an ex-ball player
with an ill crossover.

You know, like A.I. or something
[ Laughs ]

But, of course,
you could still be that.

[ Chuckles ]
No offense taken.

Let's hear this pitch.
Oh, okay.

Well, you know, umm --
You want to enjoy prison cuisine

without the fear
of being shanked?

Come to Last Meal on Wheels,
Prison Food Truck --

prison cuisine
at its finest.

Okay, okay.
Continue.

Look, this right here,
this is the vision board.

Oh.
With the right investors
on our team,

we can create
a truly unique experience --

Sorry I'm late, Tray.
Sorry I'm late.

Devont'e, this is Bobby.
He's my --

Partner.

In crime.
prison theme.

-Awesome.
-[ Laughs ]

Oh, well, Devont'e, I studied
the culinary arts in prison,

but the real star of the
Last Meal on Wheels is the food.

[ Laughs ]

Check this out.
This is my Snitch Pot Pie.

Huh? Oh, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-See?
-That's really good.

What's food without
condiments, huh?

Bam. [ Laughs ]
A "gundament."

It's a condiment dispenser
made in the shape of a gun.

And this one?
This my mom's idea.

Ankle bracelet pagers,
and that's not it.

Bobby!
Strip search Wednesdays.

Devont'e.
I see the freak in your eyes.

Devont'e,
could you give me one minute?

Wait, you know what,
guys, I've heard enough.

I just have one problem
with your pitch.

I'm not so fond
of the name.

Last Meal on Wheels.

If you're willing
to change that,

I would say
that we're in business.

Well, in that case --
No deal, no deal.

Look, if you don't get the name,
you don't get the vision.

Devont'e, would you please
give us a minute?
You know what I'm saying?

Matter of fact,
I don't understand your name,

you know what I'm talking about,
Devont'e?

Bobby, what are you doing?

I'm negotiating.

This is a negotiation
technique.

I got this.
I got this.

Yo, word to my mother.

He gonna counteroffer.
Watch, B.

He called you an idiot
and told you to get out, Bobby.

Yo, relax.
We good.

I ran this same hustle

on "Stank Breath" Mark
last week.

B, we good, relax,
come on.

That's what
I'm talking about.

You need to leave that
ghetto mentality alone, man.

Let that shit go, man, or you're
gonna get left when I leave.

Really?

Yeah, I did not ask you
to come to this meeting, Bobby.

That's what I'm talking
about right there.

That's why I was late, B.

Look, you gotta tell me
when we doin' stuff like this.

Come on, son.

Why don't you find
your own thing and mess up?

Okay, well -- well, I guess
I could take a hint.

Well, that's not a hint, Bobby.
Wow.

Say word?

Say word.

Word life.

Excuse me.

It's going to Queens.

Well, all right.
Game recognize game.

You making that boss move
coming up to my job like that.

Your little pillow apology
the other day surprised me.

You actually
had good taste,

so I looked you up,
saw that we both went to F.I.T.,

and I figured I'd use
that to my advantage.

Me helping you gonna cost me
some serious favor points

in the office.

Probably gonna have to let them
touch my hair some now.

We even?

We're even.

Except for the whole
"my marriage is falling apart"

thanks to your friend
who you helped invade my home.

It's too late because
you already said that we even,

and she ain't
my friend no more.

She ain't?

Isn't.
Hell, nah.

That bitch is crazier
than them heifers on VH-1.

I don't even know how I let her
get me caught up like that.

You thought you were
having your girl's back.

That's what real ones do.

You're damn right they do.

It's been so long since
I've had a real one.

Yeah, I kind of noticed you were
the only chocolate chip

in the sea of vanilla
at your job. [ Chuckles ]

I used to work at a firm
like that,

so I know what it's like to be
"The Spook Who Sat by the Door."

Always on
your best behavior.

Or be labeled the one
with the attitude.

And why do they always
keep it freezing cold?

It's like they want to
remind us this ain't Africa.

We know.
Mm. And who brings
their dog to work?

Girl, I be saying
the same thing.

[ Both laugh ]

I guess I'll just continue
to watch reruns

of "Living Single"
and pretend like

Queen Latifah
my bestie.

Real talk? Divorce shows you
who your true friends are.

I'm learning that "our" friends
were really his friends

because they're
all taking his side.

And right now,
I gotta finish

planning
my daughter's birthday party

while hiding from her
and her brother

that their parents
are divorcing.

Damn.
Yeah.

Jaybird, the big joker
is the big joker.

Look, man, don't let
society program

you to think size matters,
all right?

What you mean? Big L --
You don't even know
what you're talking about.

Biggie Smalls is still big.

Hey.
Thanks for coming out, Josh.

No problem.

I was just going
over your pitch.

Your text said
that you needed a ride

'cause Bobby went Bobby?

Yeah,
he really messed up, man.

Cost me the loan
for the truck.

Now we ain't speakin'.

Well, anybody that spent
more than a couple minutes

with Bobby
knows he's a good kid.

It's just, sometimes
he's a liability.

Big Country:
Yo, I agree with Josh.

Everybody here has had a Bobby
in their life

at one time or another.

Yeah, I replaced
my Bobby with Jesus.

But then Jesus started
telling me to rob liquor stores.

That's when I realized
that him and Bobby

are both hallucinations.

Now Risperidol is my Bobby.

Bobby is the least
of my problems, you know.

Mullins said if I don't get
somebody else to give me

a loan for this truck,
I gotta get a regular job.

I gotta tell ya, I thought I was
gonna hate this pitch,

but it's actually --
it's actually amazing.

Thanks. But then Bobby
had to go ruin it, man.

Took my gundaments
and stuff, man.

It was like the most
ignorant shit I ever seen.

Get off! Get off!
Get off!

-That's running a close second.
-See, I can see your cards now.

♪♪

I'm good.
I'm good.

You okay, Bobby?

I don't want
to talk about it,

but can you
give this to Tray?

Me and him not friends
no more.

Okay, well, I gotta --
I was --
I was just trying to help.

I was trying to help.
Go home, Bobby.

So, you -- you wanna keep
talking about it?

Go home, Bobby.

I mean, the profit margin
is incredible,

as most of the prison
ingredients are nonperishables.

In the food business,
that is rare

if not damn near impossible.

Josh, you do realize
he's never had

a real job
before Grundles?

I didn't --
I did not know that. No.

And shit, I'm not even sure
if he can read.

Don't you think you're being
a little bit hard on Tray?

Why, 'cause he's your
new best friend?

No, because he's sitting
right here.

Shay, I did not bring
Josh into this.

He came to me.
That's true.

I liked what I saw.
He's got it all planned out.

He just needs the money.

I know you think I'm the last
person you trust

with this type of money,
but this is different.

This is my last shot
at my dream.

Personally, I feel like you
need to put in little more.

Just -- just listen.

This is bigger than
the food truck.

This is about my kids.

You know how
embarrassed I am

that my kids never seen me
on my feet?

I see the way they look at y'all
with admiration.

I want them to look at me
that way, too.

Okay.
Okay, what?

Okay,
we'll give you the money.

Really?
Thank you.

When I brought the kids home
from the hospital,

and I was living
in the projects,

I didn't want them to look at me
the way that I looked at my mom.

So, I got that stash of money
that you had in a shoebox,

and I paid for school.

And so I know
a little bit of help

with the proper motivation
can change lives.

Thank you, Shay. God bless you.
Thank you.

It's like you told me.

A second chance is a beautiful
thing, right, Tray?

Yes.

But one more thing.

Bobby is your family.

That's Clyde's brother.
That boy loves you.

I don't know why he looks at you
as some sort of superhero,

but he does.

You need to take care
of that.

That's all I'm saying.
Just take care of that.

I'll call him right now.

♪ We in the club ♪

Bobby: H -- hello?
Yo, What's up, Bobby?
Where you at?

I'm at home.

So, Nia is, like, changing now
that she made varsity softball.

You know, like, hanging with
the seniors and all that?

[ Cellphone chimes ]
Mm-hmm.

And so you know me and Talia,
we're, like,

"Uhh, Nia,
why can't you hang out?"

And she's, like, "Oh, you know
I have to practice,

make myself ready
for college."

Hey, I need you to go somewhere
with me a little later on today.

Okay.

One of my co-workers
is having

a birthday party
for her daughter.

She's going through
a divorce,

and I'm the only person
she knows

that has a black daughter,
so she wants you to come.

Nah, I don't know.
That's kind of weird.

Well, you'll be able
to make new friends.

Okay, well, what do you know
about the daughter?

She's 10,
and it's a princess party.

She's 10?

Uhh, is this about me
needing a new friend,

or you needing one?
[ Chuckles ]

Don't be trying to
psychoanalyze me, little girl.

All right?
You not grown.

And based on that story
you was just telling about Nia

and whatever her name is,
you one to judge?

Y'all always got
some drama going on.

I'm starting to think
you the problem.

Now, get ready.
Come on.

But -- did Nia say
something to you?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hey, you made it.

This must be Amira.

-Mm-hmm.
-Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
Oh, Brittany?

Meet Miss Shay and Amira.

Hi. you have to be the prettiest
princess I've ever seen.

I'm the second black princess
after Princess Tiana.

Oh, Amira loves Tiana.

Mom.

Let's go hear
the royal story time.

Royal story time?
That sounds fun, Amira.

Girl, I got a glass of wine
with your name on it.

Mmm-hmm. I need it.

Shay, this is Karen
and Denyce.

Hi.
Hi. Oh, Faith.

We were just talking about
how lucky you are

to have a husband
like Greg.

I love how you two parent
together, like, as a team.

They say that makes
such a big difference.

Don't you agree?

My kids' father sold crack
and went to prison,

and now he's popped back
into the picture,

so I'm gonna have
to let you know about that.

Oh, hi!
It was nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you.
[ Laughs ]

If only they knew the truth
about Greg.

What if they're right
about me being lucky

to have someone
involved with the kids?

Don't tell me you're having
second thoughts

about the divorce.
He cheated on you.

Well, maybe he deserves
a second chance.

Girl, if you ask me,
no second chances.

Time for a royal water break.
[ Laughs ]

Greg, thanks for doing this.
For Brittany.

Baby, this -- this is where
I'm supposed to be.

Don't believe
that bullshit.

Excuse me.
Do you mind?

I'm just over here,
minding my own business.

Okay, baby,
can we go somewhere

and finish what we were
talking about earlier?

Sure.
What happened to that
Brooklyn sistah

that rolled
into my office?

Pull up
your big-girl draws

because you know
his cheating ass

was probably banging Lisa
right here in this kitchen.

Don't listen to her.
Mm-hmm.

Probably did it to her right
here on this island countertop

where you cut
your vegetables, girl.

Faith, you know
that didn't happen.

That night I came home early,

and you told me
not to come in the kitchen

because there was a bee.
Yeah.

And you didn't want me
to get stung.

Uh-huh.

Was that because
she was in here?

Mm, you just now
figuring that out?

Greg.

I think the girls are waiting
for you to finish up story time,

and then you can leave.

Yeah, go on
and read them make-believe

stories to them kids.

Before you get kicked
in the nuts.

Was that too much?
Yeah, just a little.

My bad.

Tray:
Listen, Bobby, man.

I just want you to avoid
the same mistakes I did, okay?

I know, cuzzo, but --
Just listen, man.

You promise me, man,
that you're gonna be

all that you could be.
I promise.

Because you're still
a part of this truck,

Bobby,
and I can't do this without you.

Whatever you choose,
you're gonna be great at it.

All right, well,
I choose to be great

at helping you out with this.
You know what I'm saying?

Whoa, whoa, Bobby.
Bobby?

Bobby, I'm trying to clean
the place, not tag it.

Oh!

Ooh, I'm about to make the ill
grilled cheese with this, son.

[ Laughs ]
You know what, cuzzo?

Thank you for giving me
a second chance, man.

This right here is about
second chances, man.

You think a nigga like me
is supposed to come

out of prison and start over?
No.

I'm supposed to be
slingin' crack.

Or pimpin' your young,
pretty ass

out to old white ladies
on the low.

Come on, Mullins.
Why I got to be the one
getting pimped?

A mulatto like you?

Boy, you be getting
top dollar.

Yeah, you right.
You right.

Yeah, I wish I could go back

when I was young
and light-skinned.

I'd be whoring
myself out.

All the ho's I know
is O.G.'s.

Like, who am I to say
that she's old, you know
what I'm saying?

She's like
the Millennium Falcon.

She'd give you fellatio,
hook up a steak,

and still make the Kessel Run
in less than three parsecs.

Yeah, yeah.
But never mind that
because I'm here with you.

And when I come up,
you coming with me.

Get money with those that
want to get money with you.

Get down or lay down.
Lay down.

Remember this, both of y'all.
No more excuses.

Memorize this.
I want you to memorize this.

Excuses are tools
of the incompetents

used to build monuments
of nothingness.

Those who excel in them
seldom succeed at anything.

That's deep.
Good, ain't it?

I tell you, it changed
my whole way of thinking.

Once I got that in my head,
once I locked it in.

Hey, hey, hey,
say less.

I'm professional
from now on, B.

You know what?
Look at this.

Look at this. Look at this.
What's going on, fellas?

Y'all having a good day?
Y'all have a good --

You're late!

We are professional,
and professionals are on time.

Man, I was at
a piano recital.
Social media, man.

Excuses, excuses.
You know what?

I'm gonna tell you
like a wise man told me,

you know
what I'm saying, son?

Excuses -- umm --
will have you --

it was umm, uhh --

You know what?
Y'all get to work, man.

Never mind all of that,
you understand me?

Me and you, Country, are gonna
work on the deep freezer.

You and Mullins,
y'all get to the fryer.

And you and you, you all get
to the pans

and the other shiny shit.
Let's go.

♪ You gotta rock to the rhythm
with them ♪

♪ Got to give it to 'em ♪

♪ Got to give a lot more
than the minimum ♪

♪ Rock to the rhythm
with them ♪

♪ Got to give it 'em ♪

♪ Got to give a lot more ♪

♪ Yo, wake up, wake up ♪

♪ It's a new day now ♪

♪ Sidestep, right, left,
who's gonna break down ♪

♪ Now I get down
make 'em all sit down ♪

♪ Either that or have them
hurrying to skip town ♪

♪ Feed your ears with the snares
and the kicks pow ♪

♪ Always chew it up, but I have
to watch where I get down ♪

♪ Try to navigate your way
through this thick sound ♪

♪ It's big oak duck and cover
when I spit rhymes ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

Wow, Bobby!

Look at this, man.

Shit just got real.

The best part about it
is on the up-and-up.

No more slinging crack
or hustling.

No more.
No more.

I'm a legitimate
businessman.

I'm proud of you, cuzzo.
Thank you.
Give me some.

Yeah,
I'm proud of you, Barker.

Watch out, man.

From now on,
I'm gonna be just like y'all.

I'm leaving all that hood stuff
behind me, you know what I mean?

Don't leave it all behind.

Sometimes that shit come
in handy, like now.

Look, I told them
that we was gonna pay them

to help fix up the truck.
Come on, come on, come on.

Buckle up.
Hit it, Barker, come on!

[ Tires squeal ]

What you doing, man?
Yo!

You wrong, Mullins.

We live in your house.

Come on, Brah.

Oh, wait, no, no!
I need my insulin!