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You're so pretty.
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Stop. No, you are.
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No, stop. Seriously.
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Oh, I, um, I almost forgot,
I got you something.
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You got me something?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, I think you've done
enough for me already.
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Well... actually...
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OK, wait. Tell me when.
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Well, I don't want
to get your hopes up,
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'cause I‐it's, uh,
it's actually not for you.
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Oh.
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It's, uh...
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Check it out.
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There's this guy outside my,
uh, uncle's diamond store...
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Mm‐hmm.
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And he sells these on,
like, one of those tables,
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and I thought that, uh, Ali
would really like it, you know?
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I mean, they had a bunch
of different kinds,
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but, you know, it's, uh,
it's a fidget spinner.
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You know?
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I know. I know
what a fidget spinner is.
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What's‐what's happening here now?
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Um... sorry, did I do something?
I don't‐‐.
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Can you just
put that away, please?
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Why would you do that?
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Like, why would you get s‐‐
what‐‐.
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Fuck.
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W‐I‐I thought‐‐
I thought it would be nice.
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You thought it'd be nice?
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What about this seems nice?
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We're fucking in the bed that my
husband's gonna sleep in later on tonight,
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so what‐what exactly
seems nice about that?
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You think a toy's
gonna make up for that?
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OK, all right.
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It...
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I just‐I‐I don't know, I didn't‐‐.
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OK, look, it's just this‐‐.
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It was just a little thing.
Can we just forget about it?
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And why exactly are you thinking
about my son?
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I wasn't thinking about‐‐
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I was thinking about you,
and so I thought about him.
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I didn't know you had this, like,
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magic rule where you can't
get someone a gift.
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No, we have broken every rule, magic
or not, there is to break, OK, Ramy?
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And a toy is not gonna make up
for anything that we're doing.
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We're not fucking good people here.
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I'm‐I'm not the one who's married, OK?
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Let me
get this straight, man, OK?
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So, her husband leaves,
she drops off her kid,
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then you bang her by lunch,
then she kicks you out?
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What part of that routine
told you to buy a gift?
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I just thought it would be nice, man.
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I... her son's cool.
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He's not your fucking kid!
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You're breaking up a marriage.
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This is real. It's against all the rules.
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It's a huge fuckin' sin!
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Don't curse in front of your son.
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What, you want to raise my kid now,
is that what you want?
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He doesn't understand
what you're saying,
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and if he does, I hope he learns
from your fuck‐ups.
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You need to go feed the homeless,
visit the sick,
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cleanse yourself.
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Take a fuckin' shower.
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- I‐I know.
- Hey buddy, see your uncle here?
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See your Uncle Ramy?
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He's a homewrecker.
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He's a dirty homewrecker.
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- Stop, dude.
- Can you say it with me?
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Homewrecker.
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That's right, buddy. Mwah!
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What's up, man?
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'Sup, terrorist?
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How's it goin'?
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Oh, fine.
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What, uh...
what are you playin', man?
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Goddamnit!
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So, uh, what'd you do this time?
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What do you mean?
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You only come here
when you're feeling guilty.
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No.
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You must have really
fucked up this time.
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Yeah, I'm here to hang out
with you, man. I miss you.
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That's why‐that‐that's the only
reason I came.
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What's going on?
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Tell me about your life.
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Take my headphones off.
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OK.
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Got a bit of
a lady situation myself.
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Met this girl playing
Call of Duty online.
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She's awesome.
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Dude, that's amazing.
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Yeah, like,
we just talked about life.
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You know, and I haven't really felt
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like I've ever connected
with someone like this.
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You know, and she invited me over
to her apartment today.
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That's awesome. You got to go.
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Ahh... can't.
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She's all the way up in Mahwah.
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Can't ask my mom to take me to a date.
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Let's go, man. I‐I want to take you.
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Right now?
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Yeah, yeah, no‐‐
this is‐this is‐‐
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I haven't seen you for a while,
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the fact that she invited you today‐‐.
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This‐I think this was meant to be.
Let's do it.
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Take my ventilator off.
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So, what's, uh‐‐
you didn't even tell me, man.
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I mean, like, what's she look like?
Like, what's‐what's‐what's her deal?
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Is she in, like, a similar,
like, situation?
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Huh? What?
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Has she got dystrophy,
or is she, like, a chair person?
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A chair person? What?
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No, that's not a crazy question.
You're acting like I'm, like, being rude.
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Think about it. What would we do?
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Play fuckin' bumper cars?
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OK, yeah,
no, that makes sense, sorry.
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I didn't‐I didn't mean that.
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Oh, and I almost forgot‐‐
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Mikaela asked if we could
pick up booze along the way,
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so we got to make a pit stop.
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All right, man.
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What, uh, what kind of alcohol you want?
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I don't know.
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All right, and don't pull
the whole Muslim, "Oh, what's alcohol?"
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You've been to way more parties than me.
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Yeah, but I don't drink at them.
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I... I'll just‐‐
I'll figure something out.
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I'll‐I'll find something
that looks good.
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Thank you. All right.
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And a box of condoms.
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Dude, no.
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We can't do this.
You have a heart problem.
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We're not gonna experiment with sex.
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Don't start with the heart, all right?
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How is it even gonna happen?
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Like, what‐how are you
gonna have sex with her?
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If it happens, be there for the setup,
and I'll take it from there.
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All right, man, I'll get the‐‐
I'll get the condoms.
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Thank you.
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But we're‐we're gonna have to talk
about how the execution happens.
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How are you, friend?
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Hey, um, can I also
get a box of condoms?
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Which one?
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Let's do the yellow one.
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I. D., please. Yeah.
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There you go.
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Thanks.
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Ramy Hassan‐Muslim name.
You are Muslim?
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Yeah.
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As‐Salaam‐Alaikum.
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Wa‐Alaikum‐Salaam.
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Uh... thi‐‐this one‐this is‐‐
this isn't for me, actually.
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This is for my buddy, so...
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No, no, no, no, no.
You cannot buy for buddy.
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Buddy must show I. D.
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Well, he's, uh, he's‐it's, um,
kind of hard to get him...
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you know, getting him
out of the car is like‐‐
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I need to see this buddy.
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Yeah, you know, um...
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This is for me.
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I'm... I'm gonna‐I'm gonna drink it,
and I'm gonna use them a lot,
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later.
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OK. Yeah, so.
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I‐I‐I actually haven't
drank before, though.
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You know, this is gonna be my first time.
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If I do it. Like, I don't even know
if I'm gonna do it.
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I'm still‐I'm really kind of
struggling with the choice, so...
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I‐I fa‐I fasted Ramadan too,
like, the whole month.
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Sa‐Salaam‐Alaikum.
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Next!
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All right, man, that's it over there.
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You ready?
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I'm fuckin' ready.
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Let's do it, man.
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Dude. I thought you said
there was one step.
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Shut the fuck up. It's only two.
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Steve! You look
just like your avatar.
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I'm so glad you came.
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Of course. I said I would.
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Who's this?
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Oh, yeah. Uh, this is Ramy.
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He's just... my aide.
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Yeah, I'm‐I'm, uh, just his aide.
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Uh, very, very minimal involvement,
uh, with his life.
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That's so chill.
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Come in.
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Welcome to the abode.
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That's Kristi over there.
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She's being fucking weird today.
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Did you bring the shit?
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Of course.
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Ramy.
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Ramy.
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OK.
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Oh, sweet! We finished out
my parents' cabinet,
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and they're gone for the weekend,
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so we were like,
"Oh, we got to get more!"
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So, this is awesome.
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Ohh! This shit is lit!
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This shit is gon' be lit!
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This shit is lit!
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This shit is gon' be lit!
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This shit is lit,
this shit is gon' be lit!
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- Lit.
- Uh, I'm gonna pour us some.
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Awesome. Yeah, for sure, thanks.
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Dude, you bought some good stuff.
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Dude, what the fuck
is happening right now?
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What?
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These girls are really young, man.
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She said that she
lives here with her parents?
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OK. We live with our parents.
It's a fucked‐up economy.
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Yeah, I don't think this is
because of the economy, man.
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Heh... hey!
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Ohh.
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Uh, no, I don't‐I don't need a shot.
I'm good.
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I, uh, I actually am driving,
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'cause I'm his aide, so, I'm on the clock.
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More for us. Yes!
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Should... I...?
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Be my guest.
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Uh, he's actually, he's...
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really can't either,
he's a little bit of a lightweight,
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and his condition and stuff, so, um,
it's probably better if he doesn't.
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Well, they're already poured,
so there's no turning back.
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OK, you wanna pace yourself
a little, or...?
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Mmm! Coconut is my jam!
All right, let's go!
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Light that fucking blunt, bitch!
Light that fucking blunt, bitch!
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Sit down, stop being weird.
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Eh‐OK.
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Oh, you're on duty. I remember.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Steve's good, actually.
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Uh, he needs a ventilator to breathe,
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so I don't think smoke's gonna help him.
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I use a ventilator so I can live...
for this.
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He's fine, thank you.
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Hey, Mikaela,
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you said you wanted to
show me your gaming setup?
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Oh, yeah!
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Let's go!
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OK.
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Hey, um...
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it's...
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Kristi. Kristi. Yeah, hey.
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Hi.
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You been um,
like, partyin' all day, or‐‐?
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You call this a party?
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I don't know. Mikaela's, like,
on one or something.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna go check on Steve,
and just make sure that we're‐‐
253
00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:47,950
I'll‐I'll be right back.
254
00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:48,953
OK.
255
00:12:50,414 --> 00:12:53,127
Can I, like, control your joystick?
256
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:54,422
I don't see why not.
257
00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:56,843
So many buttons.
258
00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:00,726
Ramy!
259
00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:03,899
Those shots
you got were lit as fuck!
260
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,318
I've got to get more.
261
00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:07,656
Oh. H‐hey, Mikaela, uh,
262
00:13:07,657 --> 00:13:09,660
you think you could give
Steve and I a sec?
263
00:13:09,661 --> 00:13:12,625
I just want to, like, check out
his, uh, oxygen and, you know,
264
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,169
heart rate and all that.
265
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:17,551
That's cool.
A bitch got to pee anyway.
266
00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:18,762
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
267
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:22,728
Maybe ha‐have some water too? Yeah?
Just, like, a sip of water.
268
00:13:24,398 --> 00:13:26,778
Dude, we got to get
outta here now.
269
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:28,657
These girls are definitely in high school.
270
00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,744
Yeah. She's 16.
271
00:13:30,745 --> 00:13:33,207
You knew that? Dude, she's underage.
272
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:37,257
According to the State of New Jersey,
16 is the age of consent.
273
00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:39,971
We bought them alcohol, dude.
That's definitely illegal.
274
00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:43,394
They were drinking before we got here.
If anything, we're chaperoning.
275
00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:46,066
Yeah, we are chaperoning.
That girl has braces, Steve.
276
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,945
- You're judging.
- If she's drunk,
277
00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:50,951
how can she even fuckin' consent
to the age of consent?
278
00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:54,834
Um, I can't physically
force myself onto anyone.
279
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,796
I think that's pretty fucking obvious.
280
00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,176
I'm "Me Too" ‐proof.
281
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:01,931
I don't feel good about this, at all.
282
00:14:01,932 --> 00:14:06,190
Ramy, I don't have the same
options that you do.
283
00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:11,491
I can't just go to a party
on the Upper East Side.
284
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:15,292
I can't just use apps to meet people.
285
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:19,550
I know this shit's weird,
286
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:22,681
but we've been flirting all week,
287
00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:24,728
way before she was drunk.
288
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:29,069
She likes me, I like her,
289
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:31,448
and she wants me here.
290
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,663
So, please...
291
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,919
just let me have this one.
292
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,270
Want one?
293
00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:51,071
Um, nah, I'm OK, I don't drink.
294
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:52,491
You're straight edge?
295
00:14:53,703 --> 00:14:55,080
Yeah, something like that.
296
00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:58,754
Yeah, I tried that once.
It was a fucking failure.
297
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:02,845
Mikaela always does this.
298
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:03,847
She's, like,
299
00:15:03,848 --> 00:15:06,894
always trying to be, like,
open‐minded,
300
00:15:06,895 --> 00:15:09,107
or alternative or whatever.
301
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,531
Like, last year she was hooking up
with this cholo dude from Patterson,
302
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:16,121
and I was like,
"Dude! He's in a gang!"
303
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:20,172
And‐and she just said that she was
trying to help immigration or something.
304
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:24,513
I don't know, she's just, like,
really into woke dick.
305
00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:26,518
I guess disabled is a step up.
306
00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:30,818
Yeah, disabled is, uh‐‐
sounds better.
307
00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:35,953
She slept with my boyfriend last year.
308
00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:40,002
I'm sorry. That, um, that sucks.
309
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:42,633
How could you hook up with someone
that's already in a relationship?
310
00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:44,845
It's just, like, so messed up.
311
00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:48,478
I mean, like, at least in college,
people have their, like, shit figured out.
312
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:52,360
Yeah, you know, I mean, like...
313
00:15:52,361 --> 00:15:56,994
college doesn't make all those things
any clearer, you know?
314
00:15:56,995 --> 00:15:59,959
I‐I mean, I think sometimes people
sleep with the wrong person,
315
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,090
and they don't know, you know,
316
00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,384
the‐why they did it.
317
00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:05,720
It just‐it just happened,
318
00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:09,771
and‐and‐and it doesn't mean they're
a bad person. You know? Um...
319
00:16:10,397 --> 00:16:14,196
If anything, these things get a little
more complicated the older you get.
320
00:16:18,371 --> 00:16:21,168
Sometimes I wonder if I should just,
like, fucking kill myself.
321
00:16:22,672 --> 00:16:23,673
What?
322
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:26,512
Everyone says these are
the best years of our lives,
323
00:16:26,513 --> 00:16:29,603
and if that's true, that's just,
like, fucking depressing.
324
00:16:30,395 --> 00:16:32,984
Like you said, huh,
it's not gonna change.
325
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:35,404
But it‐it‐it does change a little bit.
326
00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:37,993
Like, it doesn't fully change,
but there's definitely change.
327
00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:39,955
I just don't want to be here anymore.
328
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:43,170
I just can't do it anymore.
I just can't, OK?
329
00:16:51,395 --> 00:16:53,816
What‐what if I, um,
330
00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:55,904
what if I just‐what if I take
a drink with you, huh?
331
00:16:55,905 --> 00:16:56,905
Yeah.
332
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,369
Let's have that drink.
333
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:01,206
OK?
334
00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:03,836
Come on, here we go.
I'm‐I'm gonna‐‐
335
00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:06,216
I need‐I need someone
to "cheers" with, right?
336
00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,928
I mean...
337
00:17:07,929 --> 00:17:10,392
OK...
338
00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:16,654
You probably don't even drink
this girlie shit, do you?
339
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:19,868
No, I‐I'll‐I‐I'll drink.
Just‐ju‐I'll drink it with you.
340
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:21,789
Just let's have a "cheers."
Come on, let's do it.
341
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,083
I‐I can't do it if you don't‐‐.
342
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,337
Cheers! Just cheers!
343
00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:26,550
There you go. The‐‐.
344
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:38,031
Ahh.
345
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:42,038
Wow. Ah...
346
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,045
That's, um...
347
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:49,260
That was really good,
348
00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:51,056
and‐and‐and this is‐‐
349
00:17:51,057 --> 00:17:53,268
this is really good, yeah?
350
00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:54,271
Like, loo‐‐.
351
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,613
Like, look, I‐I‐I know I haven't
known you that long,
352
00:17:58,614 --> 00:18:02,453
but you're one of
the coolest people I've ever met.
353
00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:04,082
Seriously, like, the fact that
354
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,881
you were able to forgive Mikaela
after she slept with your boyfriend‐‐.
355
00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:08,884
There's...
356
00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,681
not a lot of people like that, you know?
357
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:15,898
Like, the‐the‐the world
needs more people like you to...
358
00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:19,112
to be alive, you know?
359
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:21,701
Yeah.
360
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:22,912
Yeah? Mm.
361
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:27,879
I actually wrote a song
about everything that happened after.
362
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,717
Do you want to hear it?
363
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,512
I‐I would love to hear it.
364
00:18:31,513 --> 00:18:32,723
Are you sure?
365
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,560
Yeah. OK.
366
00:18:36,313 --> 00:18:38,316
I mean, I'm just
gonna play the backtrack
367
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,864
and‐and do the vocals,
like, live.
368
00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:43,201
Yeah, live vocals,
that's‐that's great.
369
00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:21,779
Wow, that was‐‐
that was really powerful.
370
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,783
I mean, that‐that‐that whisper
at the end.
371
00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:25,369
That‐that‐Wow.
372
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:26,872
It was just so vulnerable
373
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:30,630
and so... so you.
374
00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:31,632
Yeah?
375
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:32,635
And, uh...
376
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,978
it's good.
377
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:39,606
Thank you.
378
00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:43,699
You know, I love your beard.
379
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:47,371
Yeah, it's, like, so cool.
380
00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:50,753
Like, all the guys at school
try to grow beards,
381
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,424
but it just looks like pubic hair.
382
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:56,014
Takes time. You know, like,
people usually grow them in college,
383
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:59,228
you know, which is where you'll‐you'll
be going soon, yeah?
384
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,650
Well, thanks for being
such a good listener.
385
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:02,736
Yeah, of cour‐‐.
386
00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:06,159
Look, it's‐it was a‐‐
it was a really good song,
387
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,996
so it was easy to listen to.
388
00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:12,589
No... I mean, sometimes I feel
like no one can hear me...
389
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,175
But you do.
390
00:20:16,556 --> 00:20:19,811
You know, I've been thinking
about what you said before.
391
00:20:19,812 --> 00:20:20,813
About, uh...?
392
00:20:20,814 --> 00:20:23,193
About‐about forgiveness,
393
00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:25,699
and how that makes me
a stronger person.
394
00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:29,331
I think I really needed to hear that...
395
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,213
to know that there's
something good about me,
396
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:36,513
that I'm, like, worth love.
397
00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:38,390
Yeah.
398
00:20:38,391 --> 00:20:40,603
Can I, like, touch your beard?
It's so cool.
399
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:42,565
Yeah, OK.
400
00:20:42,566 --> 00:20:44,569
What does your beard smell like?
401
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,824
- Ah, it just‐it just smells like hair.
- It what?
402
00:20:46,825 --> 00:20:50,164
Yeah, just like‐like‐it's like
the hair, like, on your head, yeah.
403
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,876
Ramy!
404
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,047
Ramy!
405
00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:55,049
Shit.
406
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,434
Steve? What's up, buddy?
407
00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:02,647
Mikaela's just
throwing up everywhere.
408
00:21:02,648 --> 00:21:04,651
Well, hey‐hey, can you open the door?
409
00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:07,322
When we locked it,
we did a real complex job.
410
00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:09,536
OK, can Mikaela‐‐
can you open the door, please?
411
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,289
Oh, fuck, she's out.
412
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:12,751
Mikaela?
413
00:21:12,752 --> 00:21:13,753
Mikaela, are you OK?
414
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:15,716
- Oh, fuck!
- Mikaela!
415
00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:16,967
Shit.
416
00:21:16,968 --> 00:21:18,470
This happened once before.
417
00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:21,727
OK, look, I told her she can't drink
anything unless she eats something first.
418
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:22,729
OK, Kristi, how 'bout this‐‐
419
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,566
why don't you go see if you've
got a knife or something in the kitchen,
420
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:25,943
and I can try to get this doorknob open.
421
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:26,988
OK.
422
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:33,291
Kristi, go, go. I believe in you. Go.
423
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,505
All right, man, we're getting a knife.
I'm gonna try and get this door open.
424
00:21:35,506 --> 00:21:36,507
Oh, shit.
425
00:21:36,508 --> 00:21:38,511
Bitch is pissing herself.
426
00:21:38,512 --> 00:21:41,182
- What?
- Fuck. This is bad, man.
427
00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:42,060
Fuck.
428
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:42,978
Aah!
429
00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:45,232
- This stuff's really bad.
- Kristi, give me the knife.
430
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:46,653
Dude, you were right.
431
00:21:47,153 --> 00:21:48,781
- Um...
- This is real bad.
432
00:21:48,782 --> 00:21:50,158
Yeah, I'm‐I'm trying, dude.
433
00:21:50,159 --> 00:21:51,244
Maybe we got to call somebody.
434
00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:52,412
We're not calling the cops.
435
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:54,416
No one's calling the cops,
all right? No cops.
436
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,878
Let's just figure this out ourselves.
437
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,715
WikiHow says to kick the door down.
438
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:58,593
What?
439
00:21:58,594 --> 00:22:01,222
WikiHow says the best way to break
down a door is with a forceful kick.
440
00:22:01,223 --> 00:22:02,642
Kick the fuckin' door!
441
00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:03,643
OK, OK, OK.
442
00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:06,274
No, don't do a jump kick, OK?
443
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,111
You lose momentum that way.
444
00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:09,948
It says‐it says plant one foot
on the ground...
445
00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,450
Yeah?
And kick with your dominant foot.
446
00:22:11,451 --> 00:22:12,451
OK, OK.
447
00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:14,834
No! Do like the picture!
448
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,045
Above or below the lock!
449
00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:18,215
Hurry!
450
00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:20,637
Kick with your heel!
I'm trying to‐‐.
451
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,599
Say Allahu Akbar.
452
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,601
What?
453
00:22:23,602 --> 00:22:26,063
I don't know,
do your prayer shit.
454
00:22:26,064 --> 00:22:27,065
Allahu Akbar.
455
00:22:27,066 --> 00:22:28,067
Yeah, OK.
456
00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:29,069
Um...
457
00:22:31,325 --> 00:22:32,828
Allahu Akbar!
458
00:22:33,412 --> 00:22:34,623
Allahu Akbar!
459
00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:35,875
Akbar!
460
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,086
Allahu Akbar!
461
00:22:37,588 --> 00:22:39,006
Allahu Akbar! Yeah!
462
00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:40,968
- Allahu Akbar!
- Allahu Akbar!
463
00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:42,472
Allahu Akbar!
464
00:22:43,808 --> 00:22:44,809
Come on, man, get her up.
465
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,020
Yeah, I know.
Here, help me lift her up.
466
00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:47,022
Help me lift her, help me lift her.
467
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:48,859
OK, here we go.
Come on, come on.
468
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:49,903
- Mikaela.
- Come on, come on.
469
00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:50,905
Come on. All right.
470
00:22:50,906 --> 00:22:53,117
I don't care about any of
that stuff with Brandon, OK?
471
00:22:53,118 --> 00:22:54,996
Please just, like, wake up, OK?
472
00:22:54,997 --> 00:22:56,415
What are we gonna do?
473
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,919
I'm just seeing if she's breathing.
474
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,131
Well, don't you have a procedure?
I thought you were a nurse.
475
00:23:00,132 --> 00:23:01,133
Um...
476
00:23:01,134 --> 00:23:03,179
Aide. Much less training.
477
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,016
No, she's breathing,
she's definitely breathing.
478
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,435
Mikaela. Mikaela.
479
00:23:06,436 --> 00:23:09,066
- Mikaela.
- Huh? Mikaela? Huh, huh, huh?
480
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:10,277
Come on, Mikaela.
481
00:23:10,278 --> 00:23:11,279
Hey. Mikaela.
482
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,281
Oh, fuck.
483
00:23:12,282 --> 00:23:13,701
OK, Kristi. OK.
484
00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:15,287
I need you to get me
some seltzer water, right,
485
00:23:15,288 --> 00:23:17,499
something that we can give her
to just calm herself down.
486
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,212
And, uh, I know
where we can take her.
487
00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:28,229
Yo, she's in the front seat.
488
00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:29,858
She's up front? OK.
489
00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:31,485
Thank you, man. I got you, man.
490
00:23:31,486 --> 00:23:34,074
Well, I got everyone,
I'm a doctor, but you get it.
491
00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:36,245
I got her, I got her.
OK, here we go.
492
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,211
All right,
this is my friend Ahmed.
493
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:41,548
Hi, Mikaela. You're gonna be OK.
494
00:23:41,549 --> 00:23:42,550
Yeah?
495
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,471
Yeah, I'm not letting you
go to jail, man.
496
00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,349
I told you Steve's the devil.
497
00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:48,394
Shoulda been dead four years ago.
498
00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,814
- OK, OK.
- Just unlatch it right there.
499
00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:50,983
Here? OK.
500
00:23:50,984 --> 00:23:52,820
There you go. See? Here we go.
501
00:23:52,821 --> 00:23:54,323
Tell her little friend
to go through the front.
502
00:23:54,324 --> 00:23:56,828
Okay, I will. Dude, thank you, man.
Just text me, let me know.
503
00:23:56,829 --> 00:23:58,624
I got you, I will.
504
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,252
Thank you.
505
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:12,861
Dude.
506
00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,126
Allahu Akbar.
507
00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:24,843
You know, you're normally a bitch,
508
00:24:24,844 --> 00:24:26,220
but you really manned up tonight.
509
00:24:29,645 --> 00:24:31,524
We made out? What?
510
00:24:32,066 --> 00:24:34,111
She tasted like piña coladas.
511
00:24:34,112 --> 00:24:38,369
Yeah, I'm sure she did. She‐‐
she fuckin' drank that whole thing.
512
00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:39,582
Come on, dude, let's go.
513
00:24:53,108 --> 00:24:55,112
Where have you been?
514
00:24:57,325 --> 00:24:59,329
Hey, I w‐I was just
hanging out with Steve.
515
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,295
Sit down,
I wanna to talk to you.
516
00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:07,094
Uh, I‐is everything OK?
I... why are you up so late?
517
00:25:07,721 --> 00:25:09,767
I want to tell you about my day.
Sit down.
518
00:25:12,188 --> 00:25:13,357
OK.
519
00:25:15,904 --> 00:25:20,539
I received a phone call today
from a guy I knew from the mosque.
520
00:25:21,289 --> 00:25:26,716
He tells me about his new job he has
as an investment banker,
521
00:25:26,717 --> 00:25:28,929
where he has to travel a lot,
522
00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:33,021
and, uh, that kind of put some
stress on his marriage.
523
00:25:34,525 --> 00:25:39,367
So, uh, Taheem comes home today
from the airport.
524
00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:42,915
He finds his wife crying,
and before he knows it,
525
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,837
she confesses everything to him.
526
00:25:45,964 --> 00:25:49,929
Apparently, while he is away,
527
00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:53,563
you have been seeing his wife Salma.
528
00:25:56,151 --> 00:25:57,153
Um...
529
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,162
Yeah, I‐I, um...
530
00:26:02,163 --> 00:26:03,540
Look, I...
531
00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:06,588
It kind of happened really fast,
and I didn't know what I was doing‐‐.
532
00:26:11,766 --> 00:26:14,395
How could you do this
to a married woman?
533
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:54,809
And finally, after months,
534
00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:56,019
they sent me a tape back,
535
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,776
and it was my father,
cursing at me for leaving.
536
00:27:56,057 --> 00:27:58,061
Ya Allah, at least you're not gay.
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