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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,267 --> 00:01:33,979 What did we say about the door, Ramy? 2 00:01:34,731 --> 00:01:36,567 - Oh, yeah. - It stays open. 3 00:01:36,568 --> 00:01:38,849 Yeah, I was changing, so I just forgot to open it back up. 4 00:01:43,415 --> 00:01:45,752 I was gonna clean it tomorrow, right after school. 5 00:01:45,753 --> 00:01:47,715 You know, when I was your age, 6 00:01:48,634 --> 00:01:50,720 I wish I could have... 7 00:01:50,721 --> 00:01:53,308 all of this mess in my room. 8 00:01:53,309 --> 00:01:55,814 But I didn't have anything to make this mess with. 9 00:02:18,819 --> 00:02:21,448 The door stays open, habibi. Okay? 10 00:02:21,449 --> 00:02:22,659 Okay. 11 00:02:36,814 --> 00:02:38,483 You forgot your phone. 12 00:02:39,276 --> 00:02:41,363 Would you stop calling it a cell phone? 13 00:02:41,364 --> 00:02:42,699 It's a walkie‐talkie. 14 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,620 What do you mean? What do you do with a cell phone? 15 00:02:44,621 --> 00:02:47,333 You walk and talk. So it is a cell phone. 16 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,170 Look, we got you the computer, 17 00:02:49,171 --> 00:02:51,424 we got you the TV, and now you want a phone. 18 00:02:51,425 --> 00:02:53,513 So you have a business I don't know about? 19 00:02:53,514 --> 00:02:55,391 James gets a real phone. 20 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:59,274 Yeah, habibi, I cannot afford for you to be everyone else. 21 00:02:59,275 --> 00:03:01,654 Right? It's too expensive. 22 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:04,535 This has a good signal. 23 00:03:04,536 --> 00:03:06,789 The army uses it. 24 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,710 And it helps me know that you're safe. 25 00:03:08,711 --> 00:03:10,998 I'm not in the army, I'm in middle school, but... 26 00:03:19,023 --> 00:03:20,692 Be good. 27 00:03:20,693 --> 00:03:21,695 Bye. 28 00:03:52,255 --> 00:03:54,425 Dude, my phone's so sick. 29 00:03:57,099 --> 00:03:59,394 Yo, everyone jerked off again this weekend, right? 30 00:03:59,395 --> 00:04:00,647 Yeah. 31 00:04:00,648 --> 00:04:02,693 Shit, man. I was thinking about Kaylee McDean 32 00:04:02,694 --> 00:04:04,070 hitting on me at the dance. 33 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:06,826 Bro, you're so lucky. I heard she wears thongs. 34 00:04:06,827 --> 00:04:08,538 Everybody wears thongs now, dude. 35 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,794 Check this, though. My brother brought these tapes from his college. 36 00:04:11,795 --> 00:04:13,255 I jerked off to them, and I found out 37 00:04:13,256 --> 00:04:15,134 that one of the videos is actually a girl from his school. 38 00:04:15,135 --> 00:04:16,554 Sick. 39 00:04:16,555 --> 00:04:18,473 Yeah, she was giving them out to guys that she liked. 40 00:04:18,474 --> 00:04:20,645 Yo, so you found more of your dad's magazines? 41 00:04:20,646 --> 00:04:23,483 Yeah, but he caught me with the stash in the basement. 42 00:04:23,484 --> 00:04:25,989 He was like, "Just don't tell your mom, okay?" 43 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,491 And then he just left me with them. 44 00:04:27,492 --> 00:04:30,247 Like, he definitely knew. Yo! 45 00:04:30,248 --> 00:04:32,084 Yeah, so, Ramy, 46 00:04:32,085 --> 00:04:34,005 what'd you jerk off to this weekend? 47 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:36,176 Oh. Well, you know, like... 48 00:04:36,177 --> 00:04:38,681 like nice boobs and stuff, mainly. 49 00:04:38,682 --> 00:04:40,811 That's it? You just thought about them? 50 00:04:41,521 --> 00:04:43,983 No, I looked them up online. 51 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,490 Yeah. I did it, like, six times in a row. 52 00:04:47,491 --> 00:04:50,872 Six times? Dang. That's crazy. 53 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,458 Really? 54 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,966 That's a lot. I've... never heard of that before. 55 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:07,113 Okay, class, this is a slight variation 56 00:05:07,114 --> 00:05:09,868 of what we learned last week. 57 00:05:09,869 --> 00:05:11,790 We have that... 58 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:15,506 Ramy, do you have a pencil sharpener? 59 00:05:16,298 --> 00:05:18,928 Yeah, just one second. Uh... 60 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:21,392 So if we have that, 61 00:05:22,477 --> 00:05:24,731 what's our hypotenuse? 62 00:05:24,732 --> 00:05:27,361 Who's got it? Angela. 63 00:05:27,362 --> 00:05:29,741 C squared equals 25? 64 00:05:29,742 --> 00:05:31,746 Let's plug it in and see if it works. 65 00:05:36,255 --> 00:05:38,510 Ramy? Can I use the bathroom? 66 00:06:50,236 --> 00:06:52,239 Oh, no. 67 00:07:05,308 --> 00:07:08,522 Mr. Rucker, please come to the main office. 68 00:07:08,523 --> 00:07:10,400 Jesus! 69 00:07:15,996 --> 00:07:18,834 Oh, Jesus, Mother Mary, angels! 70 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:20,755 Please, no. 71 00:07:26,225 --> 00:07:28,144 It's all right, kid. Just... 72 00:07:28,145 --> 00:07:30,567 Just‐just get back to class. 73 00:07:39,669 --> 00:07:41,630 Reporting live from downtown Manhattan. 74 00:07:41,631 --> 00:07:44,301 It's complete chaos down here. 75 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:51,232 The Westside Highway... 76 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,654 Mr. Rucker, you're needed in the main office. 77 00:08:02,338 --> 00:08:04,968 Every airport in the country has been shut down. 78 00:08:04,969 --> 00:08:06,513 This was, in its initial moments, 79 00:08:06,514 --> 00:08:08,391 thought to be a terrible accident 80 00:08:08,392 --> 00:08:11,314 but is now being considered an act of terror. 81 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:13,862 Government officials are looking into what they believe 82 00:08:15,114 --> 00:08:17,577 may be a connection with Islamic leader Osama bin Laden. 83 00:08:17,578 --> 00:08:20,081 The Israeli government is backing these claims, 84 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,835 they're siting these videos 85 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:25,801 previously recorded by bin Laden himself. 86 00:08:25,802 --> 00:08:28,856 "The arrogance of America has reached the point" 87 00:08:28,857 --> 00:08:30,603 where they've occupied Arabia, 88 00:08:30,604 --> 00:08:34,569 the holiest land of the Muslims. I can't get through. 89 00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:38,493 For this and other acts of aggression and injustice, 90 00:08:38,494 --> 00:08:42,440 we have declared jihad against the United States. 91 00:08:42,441 --> 00:08:44,868 "Allah has willed us." 92 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:47,248 For our viewers who are just tuning in right now, 93 00:08:47,249 --> 00:08:49,663 you're looking at a live picture... That's where my mom works. 94 00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:51,839 Of the World Trade Center tower. 95 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,691 Hey... 96 00:08:53,692 --> 00:08:56,362 um, Angela... 97 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:07,010 Uh, okay... 98 00:09:09,661 --> 00:09:11,350 Into the World Trade Center. 99 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:15,611 It appears the plane is still embedded inside the building. 100 00:09:16,613 --> 00:09:18,239 And we're still waiting for more information. 101 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,826 This is breaking news 102 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,267 and we're not sure as to the nature of this accident just yet. 103 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:14,143 Since taking responsibility for the attacks 104 00:10:14,144 --> 00:10:18,067 there has been no confirmation of Osama bin Laden's current whereabouts. 105 00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:22,284 Federal investigators are searching for any possible link 106 00:10:22,285 --> 00:10:25,624 between the Al Qaeda leader and citizens of the United States. 107 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,716 As of now, they are unsure if any of the orchestrators of the attacks 108 00:10:29,717 --> 00:10:33,849 still remain in America or in contact with the organization. 109 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,633 The way they are looking at us... 110 00:12:03,821 --> 00:12:06,576 It just happened a week ago. 111 00:12:06,577 --> 00:12:09,874 People are too sad to go swimming. Honestly. 112 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:13,381 I know. It's not good. It's not good, no. 113 00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:15,512 Ramy! School time, yalla. 114 00:12:25,072 --> 00:12:27,242 Hey, man, can I ask you somethin'? 115 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:29,957 Yeah. What's up? 116 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,838 Are you a terrorist? 117 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:35,759 What? 118 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,724 You know, like, are you, uh... 119 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,813 He means, like, is your family terrorists? 120 00:12:41,814 --> 00:12:43,567 Like, are you Arabic and stuff? 121 00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:46,071 We were just wondering because, you know, 122 00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:48,577 you're from the Middle East and everything, so... 123 00:12:48,578 --> 00:12:51,040 we thought maybe you guys were terrorists. 124 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,793 Guys, I'm from Egypt. 125 00:12:52,794 --> 00:12:54,673 That's not even the Middle East. 126 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,303 Egypt's in Africa! 127 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:00,476 If anything, I'm black. 128 00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:06,530 Come on, you don't really believe I'm a terrorist, do you? 129 00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:09,995 You guys know me. 130 00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:12,584 Do we? 131 00:13:14,797 --> 00:13:18,052 Yeah. Uh... what do you mean? 132 00:13:18,053 --> 00:13:20,974 You've been lying to us. When? 133 00:13:20,975 --> 00:13:23,062 Whenever we talk about jerking off and stuff, 134 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,316 you always say something weird. 135 00:13:25,317 --> 00:13:29,116 The other day, you said you jerked off six times in a row. 136 00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:30,452 That's crazy. 137 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:34,376 So I asked my brother about it. 138 00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:36,506 He said you can end up in the hospital from doing that. 139 00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,426 He said you could've died. 140 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:41,891 No. You can... 141 00:13:41,892 --> 00:13:43,395 You can do it. 142 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,901 Look, man, your brother just hasn't done it before. 143 00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:48,822 My brother's done everything. 144 00:13:48,823 --> 00:13:51,326 His brother jerks off a lot, man. 145 00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:53,749 Have you ever even done it? 146 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,088 Yeah. Just be honest with us. 147 00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:58,801 Of course I have! 148 00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:03,434 You're lying. 149 00:14:03,435 --> 00:14:05,772 I don't even think you know how to jerk off. 150 00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:08,194 And I don't think you're black. 151 00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:12,160 I'm not lying, guys. 152 00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:13,748 Fine. 153 00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:15,919 Then prove it. 154 00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:23,809 Go in there. 155 00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:27,106 Jerk off on this leaf. 156 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:30,030 Show us you're not a terrorist. 157 00:16:36,575 --> 00:16:37,951 Hey, Ramy, 158 00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:40,122 why did you skip James's pool party? 159 00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:42,962 - What do you mean? - You said you were coming. 160 00:16:44,256 --> 00:16:46,636 - I thought it was canceled. - Oh, no. 161 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:49,015 We lit candles for Angela's mom. 162 00:16:49,016 --> 00:16:52,021 Then Chris Jenkins did a cannonball off the diving board. 163 00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:54,359 His ass got so red he was crying. 164 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,989 He tried to say it was 'cause he was sad about Angela, 165 00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,702 but no one believed him. 166 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,248 Good morning, Bulldogs. 167 00:17:01,249 --> 00:17:03,796 Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance. 168 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:09,515 I pledge allegiance to the flag 169 00:17:09,516 --> 00:17:12,980 of the United States of America 170 00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:15,777 and to the republic for which it stands, 171 00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:19,910 one nation under God, indivisible, 172 00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:22,709 with liberty and justice for all. 173 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,975 Dad? 174 00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:55,273 You have whipped cream? 175 00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:59,489 Bottom‐right corner. 176 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,870 Ah. The bottom. 177 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,292 Reddi Wip. Nice. 178 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,089 Good Muslims. 179 00:18:15,438 --> 00:18:18,904 Yeah, I found a spot. My cousin's place. 180 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:23,413 I'm in New Jersey. 181 00:18:26,656 --> 00:18:27,796 Not so far. 182 00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:31,052 Only 20 minutes with no traffic. 183 00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,807 Call me when we're ready. 184 00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:45,707 Ramy, relax. 185 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,835 Sit. 186 00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:54,601 I love strawberries. 187 00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:02,574 They only grow in warm weather. 188 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,789 But soon, in a few months, 189 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:08,418 it will be winter, 190 00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:11,175 and America will still have strawberries. 191 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,597 Do you know how? 192 00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,896 Egypt, your home, 193 00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:20,359 was a land of kings. 194 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,908 Art, innovation, science. 195 00:19:23,909 --> 00:19:25,870 But now... 196 00:19:25,871 --> 00:19:28,124 now it is weak. 197 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,923 Now it owes money to men in suits. 198 00:19:31,883 --> 00:19:33,928 To pay them back, 199 00:19:33,929 --> 00:19:36,767 Egypt turned their wheat fields 200 00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:39,480 into strawberry fields. 201 00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:41,317 So every year, 202 00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:45,033 Egypt grows thousands of strawberries. 203 00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:48,542 But they are not for Egyptians. 204 00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:51,797 People need wheat for bread. 205 00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:54,260 Do you see what I mean, Ramy? 206 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,890 They have less bread... 207 00:19:56,975 --> 00:20:01,358 so Americans can have strawberries in December. 208 00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:07,704 I didn't know. 209 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,506 I'll only eat them in the summer. 210 00:20:13,675 --> 00:20:15,386 How do you feel here, 211 00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:19,646 in New Jersey, America? 212 00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:24,403 Do you ever feel like you don't belong? 213 00:20:24,404 --> 00:20:25,783 Yeah. 214 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,411 Sometimes. 215 00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:30,917 That is because you, 216 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,004 Ramy Hassan, 217 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:34,676 don't belong here. 218 00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:39,769 You can hear it in your name, can't you? 219 00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:43,567 You should be living in Cairo, 220 00:20:43,568 --> 00:20:45,781 but they made it impossible. 221 00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,536 And now you are here, 222 00:20:48,537 --> 00:20:50,957 struggling to fit in. 223 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,006 Your parents can barely afford life. 224 00:20:58,807 --> 00:21:00,894 - I wish I had a cell phone... - Hmph. 225 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,734 That had Snake on it. 226 00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:07,699 You know, I never have anything that anybody has. 227 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,244 Me too. 228 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,837 I wish I had friends I could trust. 229 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,385 America was my friend. 230 00:21:18,179 --> 00:21:20,684 Then they turned their back on me. 231 00:21:22,646 --> 00:21:25,443 You know what that's like, don't you? 232 00:21:27,322 --> 00:21:29,117 You're just like me. 233 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,544 The world is dying 234 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,799 at the hands of America, 235 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,222 and the people here feel nothing. 236 00:21:40,223 --> 00:21:42,644 They're men in suits 237 00:21:42,645 --> 00:21:45,191 who only care about their strawberries. 238 00:21:46,193 --> 00:21:48,823 I gave them a gift. 239 00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:51,663 I let them feel something, 240 00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:55,670 to taste the blood 241 00:21:55,671 --> 00:21:58,383 we taste every day. 242 00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:08,613 But... 243 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,080 what about Angela's mom? 244 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,131 Who? My friend. 245 00:22:18,132 --> 00:22:20,051 Angela. Her mom died. 246 00:22:20,052 --> 00:22:23,016 Look. If she was in Building 7, 247 00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:26,397 - I had nothing to do with that. - But it's not fair. 248 00:22:26,398 --> 00:22:29,571 They were just working. They didn't know about all that... 249 00:22:29,572 --> 00:22:33,036 What about Fatima's mom? 250 00:22:33,037 --> 00:22:35,666 And Khalid's mom? 251 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:37,962 And thousands of moms 252 00:22:37,963 --> 00:22:40,760 that have died in the Middle East? 253 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,394 We must restore the balance, 254 00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:49,570 even if it means killing Angela's mom. 255 00:22:54,538 --> 00:22:55,582 No. 256 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,630 I'm not like you. 257 00:23:01,051 --> 00:23:03,974 'Cause I don't want to kill people. 258 00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:07,940 - I'm not a terrorist. - How do you know? 259 00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:12,323 You've already lied about so many things. 260 00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:18,377 You never jerked off, have you? 261 00:23:35,912 --> 00:23:38,249 Ramy? 262 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,296 Ramy. 263 00:23:50,692 --> 00:23:52,653 You don't need this anymore. 264 00:23:53,948 --> 00:23:55,951 You shouldn't listen to that man. 265 00:23:55,952 --> 00:23:59,376 He's wrong about many, many things. 266 00:24:00,127 --> 00:24:03,466 You know, American women, 267 00:24:03,467 --> 00:24:05,346 they aren't so bad. 268 00:24:07,643 --> 00:24:10,856 And you do fit in, Ramy Hassan. 269 00:24:10,857 --> 00:24:13,613 You fit in just fine. 270 00:24:15,826 --> 00:24:19,541 You can jerk off six times in a row. 271 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,378 You can do anything. 272 00:24:55,614 --> 00:24:57,783 Hey, terrorist, 273 00:24:57,784 --> 00:24:59,955 do you go this way to school? 274 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,418 Yeah, most of the time. 275 00:25:04,757 --> 00:25:07,512 My wheelchair van is busted for a few weeks. 276 00:25:07,513 --> 00:25:09,517 Cool if I roll with you? 277 00:25:10,519 --> 00:25:12,313 Yeah, of course. 19748

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