Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,966 --> 00:00:06,721
There's only Muslims in this district.
2
00:00:06,722 --> 00:00:10,478
That's why the Jews come to me
to borrow.
3
00:00:10,479 --> 00:00:13,526
They know I can't charge them interest.
4
00:00:13,527 --> 00:00:16,031
I'm a man of my word.
5
00:00:16,032 --> 00:00:19,454
Yeah, so when that woman came in here
and asked if these were blood diamonds,
6
00:00:19,455 --> 00:00:23,045
you told me to tell her no,
but I feel like they are, so...
7
00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:24,924
Ramroom,
8
00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,220
all diamonds are blood diamonds.
9
00:00:27,221 --> 00:00:31,020
Nothing on earth is conflict‐free.
It's bullshit. It's like recycling.
10
00:00:32,106 --> 00:00:35,737
Habibi, did I spill the blood?
11
00:00:35,738 --> 00:00:37,616
No. Did you?
12
00:00:37,617 --> 00:00:39,871
No.
That's all she needs to know.
13
00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:44,379
Okay, tonight is Shabbat.
14
00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,843
It's a holy day for the Jews,
15
00:00:46,844 --> 00:00:48,847
and the night they need us most, huh?
16
00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:52,310
Because tonight
they can't work after sundown.
17
00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:57,448
Here.
18
00:00:59,703 --> 00:01:03,293
Take this watch to this address.
A very important man.
19
00:01:03,836 --> 00:01:06,549
This man is a man of God.
20
00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:09,387
Okay, but it's Shabbat,
so I don't know how he's gonna...
21
00:01:09,388 --> 00:01:12,477
Don't worry.
He technically can't do any business.
22
00:01:12,478 --> 00:01:15,609
Just play along, do what he says,
23
00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:16,987
and close the deal.
24
00:01:30,305 --> 00:01:31,349
Hello?
25
00:01:36,652 --> 00:01:39,573
Uh, hi. Uh, I'm here for my uncle.
26
00:01:39,574 --> 00:01:41,787
I‐I have the‐the watch for...
27
00:01:58,111 --> 00:02:00,281
What is time?
28
00:02:00,282 --> 00:02:03,078
Um, the, uh... the time
29
00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,333
is 8:07.
30
00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,839
Sorry. Um...
31
00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:11,262
All right, let me just get my...
32
00:02:14,226 --> 00:02:17,191
So, yeah, this is the watch...
No.
33
00:02:18,193 --> 00:02:20,447
What is time?
34
00:02:24,706 --> 00:02:26,417
What...
35
00:02:27,002 --> 00:02:30,341
is... time?
36
00:02:30,342 --> 00:02:32,722
Oh. The...
37
00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:37,146
time is...
38
00:02:37,147 --> 00:02:38,776
8:08.
39
00:02:42,951 --> 00:02:44,538
Hmm.
40
00:02:46,123 --> 00:02:48,753
Is, uh, hot in here.
41
00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:52,051
Take off coat. Hang in closet.
42
00:02:52,052 --> 00:02:55,600
Uh, I'm‐I'm cool, man. Actually, if you
could just give me the money for it,
43
00:02:55,601 --> 00:02:57,228
I'm gonna leave pretty soon.
44
00:02:57,229 --> 00:02:59,148
Take off your clothes.
45
00:02:59,149 --> 00:03:02,406
Uh... no. Uh, what?
46
00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:05,120
Sarah!
47
00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,130
Take off friend's jacket.
48
00:03:10,506 --> 00:03:12,266
Yeah, okay.
I'll put it in the closet.
49
00:03:12,802 --> 00:03:14,013
Good girl.
50
00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:19,290
Yeah, I think that means
that he put the money in the closet.
51
00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:21,986
I know all of his tricks.
52
00:03:21,987 --> 00:03:23,991
Okay, that makes sense. I‐I...
53
00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:27,789
I thought something else was going on.
There you go.
54
00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,292
Thanks.
55
00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,758
Um, family business or...
Oh, no. Hell, no.
56
00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:35,220
I'm just crashing here 'cause I got
kicked out of my apartment,
57
00:03:35,221 --> 00:03:37,893
and my, uh, my grandpa's really sweet.
58
00:03:37,894 --> 00:03:40,356
I get my own floor,
so it's nice.
59
00:03:40,357 --> 00:03:42,318
Oh, that's awesome.
I live with my family too, yeah.
60
00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:44,782
My parents are really sweet.
They give me my own room, so...
61
00:03:44,783 --> 00:03:46,911
No, it's super sweet of them.
62
00:03:46,912 --> 00:03:48,873
- I don't have to share it with anybody.
- That's nice.
63
00:03:48,874 --> 00:03:50,752
Yeah.
64
00:03:50,753 --> 00:03:52,923
You don't really
look like a diamond guy.
65
00:03:52,924 --> 00:03:56,847
All my grandpa's friends have, like,
chest hair and wear chains and...
66
00:03:56,848 --> 00:04:01,314
Right. I forgot the chain at the store.
I usually wear it.
67
00:04:01,315 --> 00:04:05,114
I have, like... with the chest hair too.
It's probably why it was kind of tough
68
00:04:05,115 --> 00:04:06,867
- hanging with your grandpa.
- It was tough getting through?
69
00:04:06,868 --> 00:04:08,913
Yeah, totally. But this is good.
70
00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:11,502
Uh, I should count this. Yes.
71
00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:12,588
Yeah.
72
00:04:14,049 --> 00:04:16,386
You don't feel guilty
doing business on Shabbat?
73
00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:18,600
Oh, it's fucking killing me. You?
74
00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:21,814
No, not really. I mean, I...
75
00:04:21,815 --> 00:04:25,320
You know, I'm actually the other
Middle Eastern thing, so...
76
00:04:25,321 --> 00:04:27,324
You had me fooled!
77
00:04:27,325 --> 00:04:29,078
Why are you coming in
with your Jew curls,
78
00:04:29,079 --> 00:04:30,999
confusing me? RAMY: Oh, come on.
79
00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,588
These are not Jew... These are curls.
80
00:04:33,589 --> 00:04:36,553
They're not Jew curls.
They belong to the whole region.
81
00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,182
Look, how about this?
You guys get the land
82
00:04:39,183 --> 00:04:40,685
and we get the curl.
83
00:04:40,686 --> 00:04:42,522
But I have the curl.
84
00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:45,152
We can both have the curl.
It doesn't just belong to you guys.
85
00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:47,783
The land and the curl
belong to both people?
86
00:04:47,784 --> 00:04:50,205
Yeah. Probably. Probably.
Yeah. That's, yeah.
87
00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:54,421
Um, you know, maybe...
maybe I should just get your number,
88
00:04:55,215 --> 00:04:57,426
for making business easier.
89
00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:58,971
You know,
I feel like we kind of get each other.
90
00:04:58,972 --> 00:05:01,101
- Okay.
- Yeah, like, you can just...
91
00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:03,314
Yeah, um, I'm not gonna send you
92
00:05:03,899 --> 00:05:06,444
any weird memes or GIFs or...
93
00:05:06,445 --> 00:05:07,948
Yeah, please, no GIFs.
94
00:05:07,949 --> 00:05:09,408
No. I draw the line at that.
95
00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:10,537
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
96
00:05:10,538 --> 00:05:11,997
Okay.
97
00:05:19,263 --> 00:05:22,434
Dude, Sarah's so cool, man. Look.
We've been talking all weekend.
98
00:05:22,435 --> 00:05:24,773
Oh, my God.
She's already sending you selfies?
99
00:05:24,774 --> 00:05:26,025
Yeah.
That's a blow job for sure, bro.
100
00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:29,073
No, dude, it's not about that, man.
It's‐it's so much more.
101
00:05:29,074 --> 00:05:31,829
Like, I haven't connected with someone
like this for a really long time.
102
00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:34,710
Yeah, okay.
You sent her a dick pic, right?
103
00:05:34,711 --> 00:05:37,591
Dude, no, I just met her yesterday.
That's crazy.
104
00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:40,930
So? I mean, everybody likes a teaser.
That's why movies have trailers.
105
00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:43,310
That's why they have pictures
of food on menus.
106
00:05:43,311 --> 00:05:45,105
It's all about management of expectation.
107
00:05:45,106 --> 00:05:47,694
- No, dude. Dick pics are creepy.
- You know what's creepy?
108
00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:50,324
To pull down your pants,
and this random dick pops out.
109
00:05:50,325 --> 00:05:53,789
Are you kidding me? Dicks are weird, bro.
I feel bad for women.
110
00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:56,169
You got to give her a chance
to say no from afar.
111
00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,465
- All right? It's all about consent.
- Yeah.
112
00:05:58,466 --> 00:06:00,846
Maybe it is rape‐y
not to send a dick pic.
113
00:06:01,472 --> 00:06:04,060
You got to stop this, all right.
Look, Sarah's place is right here.
114
00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:05,939
When we get in there,
I need you to be cool, all right?
115
00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:06,982
All right. Okay.
116
00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:08,303
- Let's go.
- All right, let's go.
117
00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,844
Hey. Hey.
118
00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:44,140
This is a cool place with the lights on.
119
00:06:44,141 --> 00:06:46,812
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is, uh, post‐Shabbat lighting.
120
00:06:46,813 --> 00:06:49,442
- Real‐Every‐Every Saturday?
- Yeah.
121
00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,404
Every Saturday,
we just hang up these lights
122
00:06:51,405 --> 00:06:53,701
and celebrate Shabbat being over.
123
00:06:53,702 --> 00:06:56,707
I‐I saw your grandpa dancing out there.
124
00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,586
Oh, you did?
Yeah, you should really check on him.
125
00:06:58,587 --> 00:07:00,297
He's like... He's going hard.
126
00:07:00,298 --> 00:07:02,594
I wish he was doing that.
He's upstairs working.
127
00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:04,263
No, I know. My uncle's the same.
128
00:07:04,264 --> 00:07:05,892
It's like, that's the only thing
they know how to do.
129
00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,019
Yeah, it's like they don't...
130
00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,065
they don't really know who they are
if they're not working.
131
00:07:09,066 --> 00:07:11,194
Yeah. I mean, I know who I am.
132
00:07:11,195 --> 00:07:13,114
I just don't want to work.
133
00:07:13,115 --> 00:07:15,536
Wow. Yeah, well, that's‐that's really...
That's my truth.
134
00:07:15,537 --> 00:07:18,374
No, that's a really good truth for you.
Def...
135
00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:21,297
I can feel it, actually. When I walk
in here, I feel your truth.
136
00:07:21,298 --> 00:07:24,136
Like, yeah, why would she have to work?
Yeah.
137
00:07:24,137 --> 00:07:25,347
Yeah.
138
00:07:25,348 --> 00:07:27,769
Wait, are you calling me spoiled?
139
00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:30,023
Yeah. Yeah, I am, yeah.
140
00:07:30,024 --> 00:07:33,154
I'm calling you... I mean, you are, right?
141
00:07:33,155 --> 00:07:35,033
Okay. All right.
Well, I was gonna ask you to dance,
142
00:07:35,034 --> 00:07:36,554
but now you're calling me names, so...
143
00:07:36,996 --> 00:07:39,316
Oh, no. I mean, I could dance
with someone who's spoiled.
144
00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,633
No, Sarah, I would love to.
All right.
145
00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:45,967
Hey, I...
146
00:08:45,968 --> 00:08:49,098
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
You want to come?
147
00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:50,308
Yeah.
Yeah?
148
00:08:50,309 --> 00:08:51,728
Yeah. Okay.
Let's go.
149
00:08:51,729 --> 00:08:53,107
Okay.
150
00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:58,826
Can you wait one sec? Yeah.
151
00:08:58,827 --> 00:09:00,120
Okay.
152
00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,382
Hey, Sarah.
153
00:09:53,018 --> 00:09:54,646
No, I'm‐I'm good, dude.
154
00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:56,775
Oh, shit's good, man.
Don't worry.
155
00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:59,279
Yeah, no, I'm‐I'm all right.
I'm just not feeling it tonight.
156
00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,993
You're not gonna...
You're not gonna do it?
157
00:10:01,994 --> 00:10:04,709
Um, no, I‐I just...
158
00:10:05,418 --> 00:10:06,712
I never have, so...
159
00:10:06,713 --> 00:10:08,716
Wait, you‐you've never done "E"?
160
00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,051
Yeah. No, it's so fun.
161
00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:12,265
It makes everything that feels good
feel amazing.
162
00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:14,060
Mm.
163
00:10:16,607 --> 00:10:17,943
Yeah, I, um...
164
00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,449
Come on. I have a plan.
165
00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:23,078
Let's go on an adventure.
166
00:10:24,038 --> 00:10:27,252
What's the plan?
The plan is, once this kicks in,
167
00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:31,093
we should take a shower together,
'cause the water feels amazing.
168
00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:34,266
We... we take a shower,
like... like now?
169
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,022
Mm‐hmm. We can go right now.
170
00:10:37,023 --> 00:10:39,110
Oh, man. Um...
171
00:10:40,697 --> 00:10:42,325
No, I‐I can't. I...
172
00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:45,413
I can't. I'm sorry. I...
173
00:10:45,414 --> 00:10:47,335
That okay? Is‐is it okay if I don't?
174
00:10:48,337 --> 00:10:50,173
Oh.
175
00:10:50,174 --> 00:10:52,302
Yeah. That's... that's completely fine.
176
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,014
I just, um...
177
00:10:54,015 --> 00:10:56,393
I just wish I hadn't‐hadn't done it,
'cause, like,
178
00:10:56,394 --> 00:11:00,109
now we're in totally different places,
and, like, I don't want you
179
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,280
- to be watching me weird out.
- Yeah, no, no, no, totally.
180
00:11:02,281 --> 00:11:04,870
I want you to have fun.
I mean, you know, I‐I get that.
181
00:11:05,622 --> 00:11:07,165
Oh, I wish I knew.
182
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,334
- Yeah.
- I would've told you.
183
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,715
I wish you had told me,
'cause this was fun.
184
00:11:11,592 --> 00:11:14,137
Yeah, this was. Um...
185
00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:16,935
Yeah, but, like...
Let's, like, hug.
186
00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:18,898
Right? Hug it out.
187
00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:21,987
Yeah, let's hug it out. Okay.
188
00:11:21,988 --> 00:11:23,031
Okay.
189
00:11:29,377 --> 00:11:30,817
All right, I'll, uh...
All right.
190
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,969
Yeah, sorry about that.
191
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,922
Ahmed.
192
00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:53,634
Ahmed, dude, let's go.
193
00:11:53,635 --> 00:11:56,640
Why, man? Why, Ramy?
This party is dope, dude.
194
00:11:56,641 --> 00:11:59,520
Dude, come on. I really want to go, man.
What... what are you doing?
195
00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:01,733
I'm having so much fun, dude.
196
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,277
Come on. We got to go.
197
00:12:03,278 --> 00:12:04,823
This bed's so comfortable.
198
00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:09,290
I want it so much.
All right, come on.
199
00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,676
Yo, fellas!
200
00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:16,930
Oh, man! Yo.
201
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:20,228
I finally perfected my old fashioned.
Apparently brandy's the new whiskey.
202
00:12:20,229 --> 00:12:22,440
- Yeah. All right, man, let's go.
- What do you mean?
203
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,444
What do you mean, go? I need this.
Bro, it's not even 2:00 a. m.
204
00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:26,490
Dude, I don't want to be here
anymore, okay?
205
00:12:26,491 --> 00:12:28,787
Sarah just took ecstasy,
and it got weird.
206
00:12:28,788 --> 00:12:30,289
You didn't take it with her?
207
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:32,293
- No, of course not.
- Let me get this straight.
208
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,131
She offers you a pill that gives you
209
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:37,555
the most amazing sensual experience,
and you say no?
210
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,684
What the hell's wrong with you?
Salaams, Mo.
211
00:12:39,685 --> 00:12:41,563
Yo, Alaikum‐Salaam, bro.
You keep it real, all right?
212
00:12:41,564 --> 00:12:44,192
Dude, you're drinking.
What is happening?
213
00:12:44,193 --> 00:12:45,696
It's fine, bro. Look.
214
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:50,079
According to our tradition, it's just...
grape and date wine.
215
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,835
Everything else is, uh...
is up for debate.
216
00:12:52,836 --> 00:12:54,672
If I'm being honest, he drinks,
217
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,383
you sleep with women
you're not even married to.
218
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,764
I'm worried about both your souls.
219
00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:01,936
I'm going home.
Don't go. Don't go.
220
00:13:01,937 --> 00:13:04,066
I'm not... I'm not gonna go.
221
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,447
You can't leave me alone with him, man.
He's emotional. Please.
222
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,451
I don't want to ride the train with him.
He's gonna cry.
223
00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:10,829
All right. Heavy tears.
224
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,875
Okay, I'm just gonna have
one more round, and I'll come.
225
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,838
All right, fine.
Just mix it with water.
226
00:13:17,134 --> 00:13:19,765
I'll get the shower ready.
227
00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:22,646
Hey. Ramy?
228
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,954
I feel so bad for Palestine.
229
00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:33,918
Yeah, me too.
230
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,500
I didn't know she was
gonna do it, and I feel like
231
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:49,046
if we had talked about it,
she wouldn't have.
232
00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,466
Because we were having
such good talks about it...
233
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:52,428
No, you don't have
a pre‐game for doing that.
234
00:13:52,429 --> 00:13:54,265
You just do it. You do with the flow.
235
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,520
- You've never done any of this stuff.
- I know.
236
00:13:56,521 --> 00:13:58,064
I'm just... this is stuff I've heard.
237
00:13:58,065 --> 00:13:59,901
It was...
Excuse me. You're block...
238
00:13:59,902 --> 00:14:02,030
Steve, you're blocking the aisle.
239
00:14:02,031 --> 00:14:04,495
- So... hold on a second.
- Come on, bro.
240
00:14:05,622 --> 00:14:07,917
Some spatial awareness
would be really nice, Steve.
241
00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:11,510
My jaw is killing me
from chewing this leather, Mo.
242
00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:13,351
Wow. Okay.
I held the door for you, man.
243
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:18,989
Dude, stop.
244
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:32,592
Medically, he should be dead.
245
00:14:32,593 --> 00:14:34,094
Doesn't really make any sense.
246
00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:36,766
You said that in English.
247
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,729
- A miracle. That's what I'm saying.
- No, no, no.
248
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:40,650
You know what? Fuck you guys.
249
00:14:41,152 --> 00:14:44,157
Ramy, can you text Sarah,
find out about that mattress?
250
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:46,828
No, I can't text her back because
she hasn't texted me all morning, man.
251
00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:48,415
I already sent her fuckin' three texts.
252
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,252
That was an opportunity
already wasted, man.
253
00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:52,590
That window's definitely closed.
254
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,721
Going around being a bitch.
His whole life is one big regret.
255
00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:57,391
Dude, I don't have a regret.
256
00:14:57,392 --> 00:15:00,773
I wasn't gonna take ecstasy for some girl,
all right? I have principles.
257
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,110
All right, hold on, hold on.
258
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,493
So there's someone in the sky
that's cool with your fucking
259
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:09,916
but draws the line at ecstasy.
260
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,923
I think your principle
is that you're a pussy.
261
00:15:14,468 --> 00:15:16,346
All right.
262
00:15:16,347 --> 00:15:18,975
Maybe I should just send her a dick pic.
Dude!
263
00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:20,061
No, what are you talking about?
Are you out of your mind?
264
00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:23,151
You guys said it was a good idea.
Context is everything.
265
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:24,779
What? We were just talking
about it yesterday.
266
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:27,117
That's pre‐game. I was telling you,
send it before the date.
267
00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:28,923
Even I know not to do that now.
268
00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:30,793
You can't
just spring that on someone.
269
00:15:31,419 --> 00:15:33,714
Listen, why don't you just check
her Instagram, all right?
270
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,996
If she hasn't posted anything,
she's probably just asleep.
271
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,265
That's not a bad idea.
272
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,868
No.
273
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,448
Fuck. Let me see.
274
00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:49,829
Oh, shit!
275
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,668
- Breakfast with Joshie!
- Oh! Sorry.
276
00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:56,049
Boo‐boo? Joshie's fucking your lady?
Open up, man.
277
00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,725
Oh, dude.
278
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,815
You are cutting these pieces
way too big.
279
00:16:03,816 --> 00:16:05,944
I'm cutting them the way
that I always cut them.
280
00:16:05,945 --> 00:16:08,617
Man, I need my medicine.
It's in my side bag.
281
00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:11,623
- All right.
- Does the medicine make you nicer?
282
00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:13,752
Suck my dick. Shit.
283
00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:16,926
Just cut the head off.
That's all I need.
284
00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:25,275
Ramy! What the fuck? Whoa! Hey!
285
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,238
You just took the whole thing?
What's wrong with you?
286
00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:29,909
I'm gonna have a fucking experience.
That was my last gummy.
287
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,371
I'm in pain, man.
288
00:16:31,372 --> 00:16:33,834
I was... I was doing what you...
what you told me to do.
289
00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:36,004
There's a lot of THC in there.
Like, a higher dose.
290
00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:39,387
There's a hundred milligrams!
You think I took too much, or...
291
00:16:39,388 --> 00:16:41,182
Don't do a full one, Ramy.
292
00:16:41,183 --> 00:16:43,228
It'll probably be fine, right?
293
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:34,747
I'm gonna miss you so much, man.
Shut the fuck up.
294
00:17:34,748 --> 00:17:36,252
Seriously, dude, like,
295
00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:39,840
I know‐I know we're always joking
about it, but...
296
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,761
I feel like you're gonna die really soon.
297
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:44,850
Oh, my God. He's fine, Ramy.
298
00:17:44,851 --> 00:17:46,730
Stevie is a fighter.
299
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,526
Right, Stevie?
300
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,865
What about you, Mrs. Russo?
301
00:17:52,784 --> 00:17:54,663
- Yeah?
- Are you fine?
302
00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:59,797
Does anybody ever ask you about you?
303
00:17:59,798 --> 00:18:04,181
You spend your whole day
taking care of Steve, right?
304
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,685
Like...
305
00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:10,444
your life sucks. Dude, chill.
306
00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,866
- It's, like, really bad.
- You know what, Ramy?
307
00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:17,124
I'm just fine. Every day we're alive,
it's a blessing.
308
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:23,595
Is it a blessing?
'Cause Steve feels kind of like a curse.
309
00:18:23,596 --> 00:18:24,930
Fuck off.
310
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:27,561
It's like,
you gave birth to him, right?
311
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,858
He, like, came out of your body, but...
312
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,449
it's like you didn't give him enough body.
313
00:18:34,409 --> 00:18:37,664
'Cause he... his is all...
314
00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:39,710
like it‐like it doesn't work.
315
00:18:39,711 --> 00:18:42,592
And so, I don't know,
do you ever feel like...
316
00:18:43,511 --> 00:18:45,680
Like, is that your fault?
Or I don't know...
317
00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:46,933
No. I don't know.
318
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:49,230
I don't‐I don't think it's your fault.
319
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:52,361
Okay. I'll just leave this here.
320
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:53,571
- No, don't go.
- You got it from here.
321
00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:55,992
Don't... No, Mrs. Russo,
I got to tell you something.
322
00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:57,871
I got to tell you something.
Yeah.
323
00:18:57,872 --> 00:19:00,169
I'm sorry for everything
that you've been through,
324
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,926
I'm sorry that... your life fucking sucks,
325
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:07,266
I'm sorry that Steve's so mean,
326
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,728
and I'm sorry that, you know,
327
00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,526
you're gonna be at his funeral, right?
328
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,947
Like, some people don't know.
They're like,
329
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:18,496
"Oh, you know, I'll probably die
before my kids," but you know.
330
00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:21,252
You're gonna have to get a coffin,
331
00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:23,506
probably, like, one of those
little baby coffins,
332
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,969
'cause you'd be like, you know,
Steve doesn't need the big one.
333
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,556
I'll be right back.
334
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:28,893
It'll be cheaper.
335
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,899
Wow.
336
00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:39,623
Go home.
337
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,186
As‐Salaam‐Alaikum, bro.
338
00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:38,441
Sorry, we don't have any food left.
339
00:20:38,442 --> 00:20:41,238
Oh. No, sorry, bro. I didn't need food.
340
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:44,954
I‐I just... I came to pray for my friend
'cause he's gonna be dead.
341
00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,292
But I could...
342
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:48,961
I could go... I could go home.
343
00:20:48,962 --> 00:20:51,300
Sorry. I thought
you were a homeless dude.
344
00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:53,846
No. We do our best to help them.
345
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:56,310
You know, the Prophet,
peace and blessings be upon him...
346
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:58,731
Yeah... was always so dope
347
00:20:58,732 --> 00:21:00,568
to the homeless, right?
348
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:04,368
Always told his bros, the sahaba,
to show them mercy,
349
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:06,540
so we try to do the same.
350
00:21:09,921 --> 00:21:11,716
I sense that you're in a time of need?
351
00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:14,846
Yeah.
352
00:21:14,847 --> 00:21:17,852
God forgive my language,
but I was staring at
353
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:21,318
the most perfect ass I had ever seen.
354
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:24,533
I mean, bare naked, in my face,
355
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:28,542
and there was a line of beautiful,
snow‐white coke on there.
356
00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:30,420
Wow. Yeah.
357
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:33,968
I snorted the coke...
358
00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:35,888
And she was like,
359
00:21:35,889 --> 00:21:37,977
you can have this.
360
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:41,400
You can have this ass. Yeah.
361
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,574
And I was like, I don't want it.
362
00:21:44,991 --> 00:21:46,952
What?
363
00:21:46,953 --> 00:21:50,460
That's when I knew I was ready
to follow the path of the Prophet.
364
00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:52,048
P.B.U.H.
365
00:21:53,091 --> 00:21:56,012
You... you didn't want that ass?
366
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:57,849
I didn't want that ass.
367
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,312
Dude.
368
00:22:00,356 --> 00:22:01,608
I don't...
369
00:22:03,612 --> 00:22:05,032
Wow.
370
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,119
Yeah.
371
00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,334
It might as well have been an arm, bro.
372
00:22:12,963 --> 00:22:14,716
I don't know, man.
373
00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:15,761
I...
374
00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:19,101
I just feel so weird.
375
00:22:19,102 --> 00:22:20,853
Like, I‐I...
376
00:22:20,854 --> 00:22:23,359
I'd never done drugs before, ever.
377
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,071
It was, like, part of who I am.
378
00:22:25,072 --> 00:22:27,325
Right. And now I‐I feel
379
00:22:27,326 --> 00:22:28,954
less like me.
380
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:34,631
I'm just another dude
who‐who does weed, you know?
381
00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:38,431
I'm sorry to say, bro, but...
382
00:22:38,432 --> 00:22:42,273
kind of sounds like your whole idea
of who you are is some ego trip.
383
00:22:43,024 --> 00:22:44,025
What?
384
00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:45,987
You're all, like,
385
00:22:45,988 --> 00:22:48,284
"I do these things
and I don't do these things,
386
00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:49,996
"so I'm this kind of person," right?
387
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,046
It's a trick of the devil, bro.
388
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,260
Okay?
389
00:22:57,261 --> 00:23:01,311
It's not about adding up
every good deed versus bad deed.
390
00:23:01,978 --> 00:23:05,193
'Cause if it was,
none of us would have a chance.
391
00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:06,654
It's about your heart.
392
00:23:10,579 --> 00:23:13,502
You know, the Prophet said
the dopest thing in a hadith:
393
00:23:14,754 --> 00:23:17,634
"When a believer commits a sin,
394
00:23:17,635 --> 00:23:20,724
a black spot forms on his heart."
395
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,776
Don't spend all night thinking about
how you messed up.
396
00:23:27,363 --> 00:23:30,452
Just think about how
you want to clean those black spots.
397
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,626
I got to clean.
30069
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
