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Previously on The Bold Type...
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I went to the doctor and
they gave me the go-ahead
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to start my egg-freezing process.
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- That's great.
- Oh, except no drinking,
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no carbs, and no sex for two weeks.
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I'm gonna need you to run point
on the prom-themed shoot.
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- Screw this.
- Bye.
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Oh, no. Guys.
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Okay. Hey, can you give me
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- ten minutes?
- I'm billing for this time.
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- Is that the Councilman?
- Councilman Reynolds.
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Look around. People need this space.
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It doesn't work that way.
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The developer's gonna put up...
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A luxury condo. Right.
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You really don't care, do you?
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♪ Bullet ♪
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♪ Bullet ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
- Left, right, hook...
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♪ Here they come like
a bee to the honey ♪
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Left, right, hook, uppercut.
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♪ Stick around 'cause they know ♪
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Right, hook, uppercut.
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Left, right, hook, uppercut.
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Left, right,
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hook, uppercut.
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Left, right, hook, uppercut.
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Damn, Kat.
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You are going to town.
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Thank Councilman Reynolds for that.
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I mean, Manhattan really needed
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- another luxury condo?
- Okay, now burpees!
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Yeah, you know what?
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I'm having surgery in 48 hours.
Probably shouldn't do burpees.
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Yeah, and my shoes are untied.
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Oh, my gosh, so are yours.
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- [breathing heavily]
- So, once the eggs
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- are in the freezer.
- ♪ I can have sex again ♪
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- ♪ Hey ♪
- Man, these hormones are nuts.
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It's literally all I can think about.
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- So, hey, I'm kind of like you.
- Aww.
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Okay, warm-up over!
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Let's grab your gloves!
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[both sigh]
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[breathing heavily] Did you know
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Councilman Reynolds... he voted against
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paid maternity leave and
then cut funding to parks.
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- Somebody did their research.
- This just pisses me off,
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- you know?
- Well, that's why you're gonna
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volunteer for his opponent, right?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Okay, now grab a partner.
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- You ready?
- Uh, yeah, you should
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probably take her...
'cause of the surgery.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Okay, you ready?
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- Yes.
- Okay, let's do this.
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- Okay.
- [breathing heavily]
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Left, right, left, right.
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- Ow.
- Left, right, left, right...
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Easy, Kat. I didn't vote
for those condos.
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[peppy music]
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♪ Yeah I hit 'em right now ♪
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♪ Right now ♪
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Oh, my God.
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I think it's incredible.
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This is a great piece.
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It's being re-Tweeted like crazy.
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It's all over my feed.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Have you heard this new short story
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in "New York Magazine,"
"Too Cold To Walk"?
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No, I have not. What is it?
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It's all about how this
woman was suddenly pressured
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during a hook-up.
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My friend from Columbia wrote it.
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We lost touch a couple years ago
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but I'm gonna pitch
a profile on her to Jacqueline.
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Who are you writing a profile on?
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My friend, Kristen. She wrote this story
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- that went viral today.
- Oh, yeah, I read that.
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So are all straights as pushy
as this Jeff dude?
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Some of us are good guys.
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You are a rare bird in a
toxic stew of masculinity.
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I think it's a little
unfair to generalize.
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Oh, and you...
you're a serial monogamist.
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- You're not out there like I am.
- Well, I was.
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I am out there,
and I'm just saying that...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I am, like, obsessed
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with the conversation that
you guys are having right now.
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This is so much more interesting
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than some puff piece. Alex, please,
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will you write me this for the dotcom?
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- Like, as soon as you possibly can.
- Well, actually,
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I was gonna pitch Jacqueline.
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I want it. I'll handle it.
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Cool?
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- Okay.
- Jane, what do you have
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- for me this morning?
- Actually,
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I did have something
I wanted to run by you.
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- Cool.
- Um...
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[computer beeps]
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"Your computer may be infected"?
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- What is this?
- Gee, I'm impressed.
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Looks like you've been
having some adult fun
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- on your computer.
- What are you talking about?
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- That's porn spam.
- No...
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[laughs] That's impossible.
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"Your computer is infected.
Download cleaner now."
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- Oh, yeah, that is porn spam.
- Yep.
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What? [scoffs]
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But I don't watch any.
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You don't remember watching it.
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You take sleeping pills?
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I can go rogue when I pop
a couple of those suckers.
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No, I... look, I don't watch porn.
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Well, someone who uses
your computer does.
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[lighthearted music]
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How's it going in there?
We should head down
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- to the studio soon.
- Oh, yeah, it's fine.
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♪
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It's not fine. I can't zip it up.
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What happened? I got your measurements
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- from your agency.
- I just got back from Tokyo
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with my boyfriend.
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- We ate lots of ramen.
- Oh, my gosh,
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you were tinier than you are right now?
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Okay, maybe we can cheat it.
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Let me see.
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Um, nope. Definitely can't cheat it.
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Okay, um, well, we only have
the photographer until 1:00.
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Oh, my God, my agency's gonna drop me.
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I'm not gonna tell them, but if we don't
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shoot this today,
then "Scarlet" doesn't have
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a fashion spread next month
and then my agency's
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gonna drop me. You feel?
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- [phone chimes]
- _
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- _
- Oh, crap.
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Um...
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[groovy music]
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♪
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Take off the dress.
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♪
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Councilman Reynolds was
golfing in Scottsdale.
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Yes, you can print that.
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- Hi, can I help you?
- Linda Zephyr, right?
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- That's me.
- It's nice to meet you.
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- I'm Kat Edison.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Kat, meet Tia.
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Tia's my campaign manager.
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- Kat is here to...
- Uh, just to volunteer.
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Great. Yeah, we could use
all the help we can get.
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- Um, I can maybe get you a school credit...
- Oh, I, uh...
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I'm not in school. [laughs]
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Baby face. I am actually the head
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of social media at "Scarlet" magazine.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Kat and I are gonna
chat while you get back
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to the phone. Please follow me.
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Okay. Nice to meet you.
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- You, too.
- "Scarlet" magazine.
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- You must get quite the reach.
- Oh, yeah.
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Uh, six million on social.
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Not all of them in New York, but most.
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So obviously you want
to volunteer with all
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- your free time.
- Oh, I'm just, uh,
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looking for something to channel my rage
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- and depression.
- [both laugh]
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Sounds right. Thank you so much.
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Um, so listen,
we're actually having a rally...
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- thank you... in two days.
- Okay.
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Linda is amazing with policy,
not so much messaging.
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I could really use your help with that.
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All right. I'm in.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Welcome aboard.
- Thanks.
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[both laugh]
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[upbeat music]
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What is happening here?
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Uh, well...
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think Ryan used my computer
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to release some tension.
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You know, whatever's on that keyboard
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has already been in your mouth, so...
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That...
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- is a good point.
- Hey, what's going on?
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Ryan pinstriped all over
Jane's computer.
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- Okay word-play.
- Yeah.
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So, um, you know,
I just met with Linda Zephyr.
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- Ah.
- I wanna show you, um...
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- over here.
- It's clean.
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I'm gonna show you...
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She's great, has a lot of amazing ideas,
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but just watch this.
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Hi, I'm Linda Zephyr.
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I've served the communities
of Lower Manhattan
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for 30 years.
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I worked with Mayor De Blasio
to preserve over 24,000
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affordable housing units.
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- When Sandy hit, I was there..
- [snoring]
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- Sorry.
- [laughs]
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Can we please focus? She needs our help.
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Oh, boy.
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[sighs] Well, I can...
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definitely give her a fashion refresh.
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And I could pitch a story
about her to Patrick.
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Let's get our girl elected, ay.
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- Up top.
- Yeah.
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So what was, uh,
Pinstripe watching, anyway?
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Actually, I don't know
because he cleared
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- his search history.
- Mm, veteran move.
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You could still get it.
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Mm, I think I'm good.
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- Yeah, how do I do that?
- Okay, SQLite open.
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Now we can see the URLs.
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[mischievous music]
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Shopbop, Shopbop, Shopbop.
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Guessing that's you
'cause it's basic as hell.
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- [all giggle]
- Oh, here we go:
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"polestarporn.com."
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Yesterday, 7:58 to 8:10 AM.
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That was when I was in the shower.
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- So efficient.
- But, there's like
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- twenty clips here.
- Yes, finding the right clip
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can be a journey.
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- Was this a bad idea?
- No.
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- Click it.
- Okay.
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- Yes, turn it up.
- Oh, no, wait.
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We can't watch this
on the Safford network.
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I have to email it to myself
and disconnect from the Wi-Fi.
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Okay, Jason Bourne.
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[phone beeps]
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- [woman moaning]
- [sighs]
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Oh, oh, flip it so we get the...
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the widescreen experience.
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[woman moaning, whip cracking]
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Oh, my.
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Okay, next.
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[woman moaning, whip cracking]
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- Next.
- [woman panting]
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So Pinstripe has a very specific brand
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- when it comes to porn.
- Bondage.
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Yeah, that's news to me.
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- _
- Oh, crap.
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I have to go.
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♪
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- Does that hurt?
- Yeah.
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♪
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So I just got quite the email
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from the brand rep at Dana Jacobs.
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Apparently Dana saw the proofs
and is "apoplectic
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at your handiwork." Her words, not mine.
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Oliver, I didn't have a choice.
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There was a model issue
and a time crunch,
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and you said that you
didn't want to be bothered.
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Well, consider me officially bothered.
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But I know you were just trying to help.
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And you will, by getting Ms. Jacobs
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- to approve the proofs.
- You want me to talk to her?
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I don't have a relationship with her.
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I have my interview with Child Services
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and then back-to-back meetings, so yes.
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Look, Red, I know
it might not always be apparent,
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but I am preparing you
to have my job one day.
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These are the skills that
you will eventually need
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to be me.
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Okay, I'm on it.
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[funky music]
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Oh, Patrick. Um, do you have a second?
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For you, Jacqueline? Of course.
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So, I understand that Alex
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is no longer writing up
his pitch for the magazine.
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Yes, well, I felt like a response
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to a viral Internet story
was better suited
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- for the Internet.
- Hmm.
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Well, I think that thoughtful reporting
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always has a place in the magazine.
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Of course, Jacqueline,
and I did not mean
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- to step on your toes...
- Oh, no.
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- I just have a beast to feed.
- So do I.
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And mine keeps this place afloat.
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Got it. Well, let's just establish
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some ground rules moving forward.
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Have your assistant ping
mine and we'll jam it out.
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♪
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And now I have this column, "Ask Alex,"
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where I offer relationship advice
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- from the male perspective.
- Cool.
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- It's a good time for that.
- Well, I'm... yeah.
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I'm doing okay.
I don't have every book agent
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- in town knocking on my door.
- [laughs]
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I'm actually blown away
with the attention.
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00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:05,507
- I guess I struck a nerve.
- You know what?
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00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:06,975
It's good that you're
shining a light on this.
295
00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,877
It's true. Men need to be accountable.
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I'm glad you agree.
297
00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:12,481
Honestly,
when you first emailed to talk,
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- I thought you'd be angry.
- What do you mean?
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00:10:17,186 --> 00:10:19,855
The Jeff character...
300
00:10:19,889 --> 00:10:21,890
- Yeah?
- Uh...
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00:10:21,924 --> 00:10:24,826
Alex, I based him on you.
302
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[dramatic music]
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- Jeff.
- Mm-hmm.
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The character who badgers the narrator
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into hooking up with him... that's me.
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Uh, yeah. You and a composite
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of a few other guys
that I hooked up with.
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But...
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forgive me, our hook-up?
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- It was consensual.
- I didn't say it wasn't.
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And fun.
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- [laughs]
- Wow.
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Okay, I just...
314
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I don't remember it that way at all.
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- How do you remember it?
- Well, I remember
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we were at Jenna's birthday
party in Williamsburg.
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And then we went back to your apartment.
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00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:03,927
Yeah, 'cause you kept saying
it was too cold
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- to make you walk to the L stop.
- It was too cold.
320
00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:08,398
And is that why you wanted
to come back to my place?
321
00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:10,400
Come on, we were having fun.
322
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And then we had drinks,
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and we watched TV, started kissing...
324
00:11:14,338 --> 00:11:16,172
Yeah, and I was okay with that,
325
00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:18,741
but I eventually did make it
pretty clear that I was tired
326
00:11:18,776 --> 00:11:21,444
- and I wanted to go to bed.
- I didn't stop you.
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But you didn't leave.
328
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And you kept saying,
"Come on, we don't have
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to do anything."
330
00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:31,454
- We didn't have to.
- Alex...
331
00:11:31,488 --> 00:11:34,724
you knew I had a crush
on you since college.
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00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,794
You had a great reputation
and I wanted to be a writer.
333
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,029
- You offered to read my clips.
- I'm nice.
334
00:11:40,064 --> 00:11:41,431
I offer to read everybody's clips...
335
00:11:41,465 --> 00:11:43,900
- men included.
- Yeah, and in the moment
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I was worried that that was...
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conditional.
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[tense music]
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I gotta say,
I resent the implication of that.
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♪
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Come on.
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If you're being really
honest with yourself,
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you kind of knew what you were doing.
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♪
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[door opens, closes]
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00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:12,395
- Hi.
- Hey.
347
00:12:12,429 --> 00:12:14,864
- How'd the game go?
- Amazing.
348
00:12:14,898 --> 00:12:17,266
We've advanced to the semis.
349
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[man and woman singing indistinctly]
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- You stink.
- Yeah, that's the stench
351
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- of victory.
- [laughs]
352
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,640
I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
353
00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:26,175
Cool.
354
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:28,845
I'll try not to jerk off
while you're in there.
355
00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:32,982
Seriously, Ryan?
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00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:35,084
- On my computer?
- [sighs]
357
00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:36,919
Patrick saw pop-ups, so thanks for that.
358
00:12:36,954 --> 00:12:38,988
I'm sorry, uh...
359
00:12:39,023 --> 00:12:41,991
I didn't have my laptop
with me and, you know,
360
00:12:42,026 --> 00:12:44,660
watching on a phone is depressing.
361
00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:47,296
Maybe once I get one
with a bigger screen.
362
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,731
Jane, come on.
363
00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:50,199
We're not even having sex right now.
364
00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:53,102
- I just... I got the urge.
- [laughs]
365
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:56,305
I know we're not,
but I want to be included.
366
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,675
Why did you never tell me
that you're into...
367
00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:04,347
- What am I into?
- [imitates whip cracking]
368
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:09,218
I mean, I... I could just...
369
00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:11,154
- I could change things up.
- Hey, hey.
370
00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,655
No, no. You know we have
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00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,290
an amazing sex life.
372
00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:17,493
It's what works for you... and me, too.
373
00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:21,164
Do you think I'm vanilla?
374
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,101
- That's not a bad thing.
- So, what?
375
00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:27,670
There's just, like,
a whole world of kinky stuff
376
00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:30,039
that you're into that
you just assume I'm not?
377
00:13:30,074 --> 00:13:32,508
Are there things that
you want to explore
378
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:34,110
that you haven't told me about?
379
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:35,878
Yeah.
380
00:13:35,913 --> 00:13:38,481
- Tons of stuff.
- Okay.
381
00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:40,483
Like what?
382
00:13:42,686 --> 00:13:43,986
Oh, my God.
383
00:13:44,021 --> 00:13:46,189
- I'm vanilla.
- Yes, but you are
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- the tastiest vanilla.
- [laughs]
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00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:51,694
[mellow music]
386
00:13:51,728 --> 00:13:54,831
Oh, just the man I wanted to see.
387
00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:57,834
Did you friend give you
any color for the story?
388
00:13:58,869 --> 00:14:01,137
Yeah, I'm not writing that anymore.
389
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,406
Oh, really? Why?
390
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,941
You know I went to bat for this one.
391
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:07,543
Sorry, it's just not going to work.
392
00:14:07,578 --> 00:14:09,745
Okay, uh, is something going on?
393
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:12,582
No, I just don't think
that there's a story there.
394
00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,150
Mm.
395
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,751
Okay, well, if you're not interested,
396
00:14:15,786 --> 00:14:17,920
maybe Jane here can take point.
397
00:14:19,056 --> 00:14:21,057
Oh, great. Another story about how men
398
00:14:21,091 --> 00:14:23,226
are the worst.
399
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:26,596
- What just happened?
- Nothing.
400
00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,764
Hi, this is Sutton Brady
calling to make sure
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00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:31,934
that Dana Jacobs received
the flowers and champagne.
402
00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:33,903
Sure, you can call me back. Thanks.
403
00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:35,271
[phone beeps]
404
00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:36,739
Gotta say, I didn't get into fashion
405
00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:38,107
for the hand-holding
and the ego stroking.
406
00:14:38,142 --> 00:14:39,709
Yeah, but you're an assistant right now.
407
00:14:39,743 --> 00:14:41,544
- Once you get promoted...
- It'll get worse.
408
00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:42,824
Oliver has three meetings today.
409
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,714
Do you know how many of them
have to do with clothes?
410
00:14:44,748 --> 00:14:46,382
Zero.
411
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,417
Kat, thank you so much for coming.
412
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,886
Of course. Uh, this is Sutton.
413
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,888
- Hi, how are you?
- Good.
414
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:54,390
She's pulled some amazing pieces
415
00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:56,759
that we think will be
perfect for the rally.
416
00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:59,061
I don't think it's necessary, but...
417
00:14:59,096 --> 00:15:00,897
if you say so.
418
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:03,199
I promise I won't put you
in anything you don't love.
419
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,767
Okay.
420
00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:07,003
Oh, my God, Janice Goodwin.
421
00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:08,438
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
422
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,566
She's really helped the neighborhood.
423
00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,206
She helped Janice
with a bogus rent hike.
424
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:12,975
Oh, you know what? This would be perfect
425
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,311
- for her socials.
- Thank you.
426
00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:17,079
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
427
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:19,248
She wants to volunteer for the campaign.
428
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:20,408
What did she say her name was?
429
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:22,818
- Oh, you're posting that?
- Yeah, I think it's great
430
00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:24,220
for people to see you connecting
431
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,922
- with your constituents.
- I agree,
432
00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:27,790
but not without her consent.
433
00:15:27,824 --> 00:15:30,593
- Where were we?
- Jackets.
434
00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:31,894
Have fun.
435
00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,930
So, uh, Linda has
436
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:36,699
a lot of thoughts when
it comes to social media.
437
00:15:36,733 --> 00:15:38,768
Oh, yes. This is why we need you.
438
00:15:38,802 --> 00:15:40,269
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
439
00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:41,771
I'm so sorry to cut this short.
440
00:15:41,805 --> 00:15:43,506
I have to go. I've been summoned
441
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:46,108
- by David Jacobs.
- Oh. Good luck.
442
00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:48,110
♪
443
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:49,812
Sutton Brady.
444
00:15:49,846 --> 00:15:51,280
I hear you have a release for me.
445
00:15:51,315 --> 00:15:53,549
Have a seat.
446
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:57,954
So, you're the one who ruined my dress.
447
00:15:57,988 --> 00:16:00,456
It never would have happened
if I didn't have an issue
448
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:02,658
- with the model.
- That's not my problem.
449
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:05,628
You redesigned something
that I spent a year perfecting.
450
00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:09,098
Oh, I wouldn't say that I redesigned it.
451
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,835
What would you say?
452
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,705
I would say that I took
453
00:16:15,739 --> 00:16:17,673
your perfect silhouette
454
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:21,611
and added a touch of playful geometry...
455
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:24,280
again, out of necessity...
but that the spirit
456
00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,515
of the garment remained intact.
457
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,687
You clearly enjoyed
redesigning my dress,
458
00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:33,656
Ms. Brady, but what you don't understand
459
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,691
is that by printing those photos,
460
00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,994
women will go to the store
expecting to purchase something
461
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:40,396
that does not exist,
which means I have to phone
462
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:42,365
my factory in China and make changes
463
00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:45,401
to the production run,
which is a huge pain in my ass.
464
00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,036
[mellow music]
465
00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,704
Oh.
466
00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:50,106
You're lucky they look good enough
467
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,375
to make it worth it.
468
00:16:52,409 --> 00:16:54,243
♪
469
00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:55,745
You want to design?
470
00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:57,580
Be a designer.
471
00:16:57,614 --> 00:17:00,750
But don't pull this shit again.
472
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,977
"If you want to design, be a designer,
473
00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:09,480
but don't pull this shit again."
474
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:11,815
- What?
- A very intense experience.
475
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:14,118
She seems so extra.
476
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:16,954
She is, but I kind of enjoyed
making the dress.
477
00:17:16,988 --> 00:17:17,950
- You did?
- Yeah.
478
00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:19,750
- Do you want to be a designer?
- I don't know.
479
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,959
I haven't really thought
about it until now.
480
00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:23,660
- [phone buzzes]
- _
481
00:17:23,695 --> 00:17:25,129
- _
- Okay, I gotta go.
482
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:27,798
I'm gonna swing by, uh,
Tia's on my way home.
483
00:17:27,832 --> 00:17:29,967
You know I did take
a little spin through
484
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:31,769
- Tia's Instagram last night.
- How was it?
485
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,471
- "Spin."
- She seems to be very single.
486
00:17:33,805 --> 00:17:36,079
Well, look, it really doesn't matter
487
00:17:36,107 --> 00:17:38,609
because I'm still getting over Adena.
488
00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:41,779
- Wait, before you go...
- Yeah.
489
00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,781
Need to know:
490
00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:45,582
What ice cream flavor would you guys say
491
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:47,618
- that I am sexually?
- Ooh.
492
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:49,453
- Mm, pistachio.
- Eww.
493
00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:51,388
What? I love pistachio.
494
00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:54,458
Well, Ryan thinks I am vanilla.
495
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:56,460
[laughs]
496
00:17:56,494 --> 00:17:58,228
- I mean...
- Okay, fine.
497
00:17:58,263 --> 00:18:00,597
I'm not as experienced as you guys,
498
00:18:00,632 --> 00:18:02,766
but after I have my eggs
frozen maybe I should
499
00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:05,502
- start trying some new things.
- Yeah.
500
00:18:05,537 --> 00:18:07,971
- Let that inner freak out.
- Yes.
501
00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:10,741
- Teach me your ways.
- [laughing]
502
00:18:10,775 --> 00:18:12,309
I am rock hard for this.
503
00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:13,777
- Okay.
- [both giggling]
504
00:18:13,812 --> 00:18:16,980
How about you and Ryan
watch porn together?
505
00:18:17,015 --> 00:18:18,749
There's some really high-brow stuff
506
00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:21,485
- Richard and I quite enjoy.
- Oh.
507
00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:23,654
- Send me links.
- Can do.
508
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,522
Wow, you are gonna need
a burner phone after today.
509
00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:27,458
I know, HR's gonna think
510
00:18:27,492 --> 00:18:29,493
I'm flicking the bean in the bathroom.
511
00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:30,794
[funky music]
512
00:18:30,829 --> 00:18:32,863
Oh. I'm gonna go talk to Alex.
513
00:18:32,897 --> 00:18:34,198
He was weird before with Patrick, right?
514
00:18:34,232 --> 00:18:35,999
Yeah.
515
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:40,871
♪
516
00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:42,539
- What's up?
- [sighs]
517
00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:44,341
Seems like something's on your mind.
518
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,876
Yeah, this is awkward.
519
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:48,812
- Do you want to take a seat?
- Okay, yeah.
520
00:18:51,483 --> 00:18:53,317
[sighs]
521
00:18:56,688 --> 00:18:59,857
When we hooked up...
522
00:18:59,891 --> 00:19:02,993
did you feel pressured or anything?
523
00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:05,162
No, of course not. Why?
524
00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:08,532
Uh, my friend Kristen
525
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:11,902
who wrote the article
in "New York Magazine"?
526
00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:15,038
She told me I inspired her short story.
527
00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:17,174
Oh, man.
528
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:20,177
Yeah.
529
00:19:20,211 --> 00:19:22,813
That's intense.
530
00:19:22,847 --> 00:19:27,518
Yeah, I'm still trying
to wrap my head around it.
531
00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:33,357
Can I say something terrible?
532
00:19:33,391 --> 00:19:35,192
[sighs]
533
00:19:35,226 --> 00:19:38,228
I feel awful, of course...
534
00:19:39,697 --> 00:19:41,732
But part of me is like,
535
00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:45,736
"Isn't what happened called dating?"
536
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,806
I mean, we went out, we hooked up.
537
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,508
She regretted it, but...
538
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:53,210
[somber music]
539
00:19:53,244 --> 00:19:55,946
If she was truly that uncomfortable...
540
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,849
Why didn't she just stop
when she wanted to stop?
541
00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:00,217
♪
542
00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:03,353
Exactly. I mean, she says anything...
543
00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:05,222
♪
544
00:20:05,256 --> 00:20:07,591
- ...we stop.
- [sighs]
545
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,560
Okay.
546
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:11,595
♪
547
00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:14,865
Me, Kat and Jane...
548
00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:17,601
you see us as, um,
549
00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:19,903
strong, outspoken women
550
00:20:19,938 --> 00:20:22,339
- with our own agency.
- Absolutely.
551
00:20:24,442 --> 00:20:27,377
We have all been Kristen.
552
00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:29,079
I've been Kristen.
553
00:20:29,113 --> 00:20:31,215
Going further than I wanted to
because it's easier
554
00:20:31,249 --> 00:20:33,217
than causing a scene.
555
00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:35,519
Feeling stuck in a dorm room
556
00:20:35,553 --> 00:20:37,521
or some weird...
557
00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:38,922
Brooklyn apartment.
558
00:20:38,957 --> 00:20:40,991
Um... [sighs]
559
00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:42,426
♪
560
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,795
Stopping just because you want to
561
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:47,998
can sometimes be harder than it seems.
562
00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:50,267
♪
563
00:20:53,304 --> 00:20:55,439
- Tia. Hey.
- Hi.
564
00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:57,274
- How's it going.
- Uh...
565
00:20:57,308 --> 00:21:00,978
I'm looking at the Facebook
RSVPs for the rally.
566
00:21:01,012 --> 00:21:02,412
- Not cute.
- Well, it's not over yet,
567
00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:04,081
- right?
- Well, the last District 1 election
568
00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:06,083
was won by 150 votes,
569
00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:08,151
- so it's not over.
- I'm sorry, excuse me.
570
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:09,753
- 150 votes?
- Uh-huh.
571
00:21:09,787 --> 00:21:12,155
I've waited in a line
longer for a cronut.
572
00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:15,225
Well, only 2,200 people voted.
573
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,895
There's 230,000 residents
in this district.
574
00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:19,830
And a lot of them are
students and people our age...
575
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,665
AKA not voting in primaries.
576
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,567
But they would with the right message.
577
00:21:23,601 --> 00:21:26,603
Enter Kat Edison, social media maven...
578
00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,472
- [laughs]
- Saving the day.
579
00:21:28,506 --> 00:21:30,507
- Okay, sure.
- [laughing]
580
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:33,443
So how'd people get you
to go to boring stuff
581
00:21:33,478 --> 00:21:35,479
- when you were in college?
- Well, I was the head
582
00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:37,781
of the NYU Democrats in college,
so I was boring.
583
00:21:37,815 --> 00:21:39,917
Oh, you went to NYU.
584
00:21:39,951 --> 00:21:41,785
Yeah, class of '14. Full scholarship.
585
00:21:41,819 --> 00:21:43,687
Class of '12. Very nice parents.
586
00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:44,988
Yeah, you do seem a little bougie.
587
00:21:45,023 --> 00:21:47,024
- I'm not gonna lie.
- Oh, thank you.
588
00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:48,525
[both laughing]
589
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,827
- Just a little bougie.
- [laughing]
590
00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:53,497
Uh, I... what is that?
591
00:21:53,531 --> 00:21:54,659
Uh-huh, yeah.
592
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,940
Linda didn't want to wear any labels,
so she got that
593
00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:59,269
from a thrift store.
594
00:21:59,304 --> 00:22:01,171
Oh, no.
595
00:22:01,205 --> 00:22:03,340
- [mellow music]
- _
596
00:22:03,374 --> 00:22:05,208
[phone chimes]
597
00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:10,480
♪
598
00:22:10,515 --> 00:22:12,015
- Jane.
- Hey.
599
00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:14,885
- Do you have a second?
- Yeah, what's up?
600
00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:19,056
The character from the
"New York Magazine" story...
601
00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:21,024
- Mm-hmm.
- What do you think of him?
602
00:22:21,059 --> 00:22:23,293
Is he a bad guy?
603
00:22:23,328 --> 00:22:25,228
Well, he is pushy
604
00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:28,031
and aggressive, and...
605
00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:30,667
What was that phrase that she used?
606
00:22:30,702 --> 00:22:32,769
[sighs] "He spent the whole night
607
00:22:32,804 --> 00:22:34,905
trying to get to the
next level of the game."
608
00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:36,540
That. Genius.
609
00:22:36,574 --> 00:22:38,308
Yeah, I don't think
he's a bad guy, I just think
610
00:22:38,343 --> 00:22:40,544
he's a lot of guys. [laughs]
611
00:22:40,578 --> 00:22:42,846
- He's me.
- Hmm?
612
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,583
Kristen, she based the character on me.
613
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:49,453
What did you say when Kristen told you?
614
00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:51,521
I didn't believe it.
615
00:22:51,556 --> 00:22:53,657
I didn't want to believe it.
616
00:22:53,691 --> 00:22:55,325
Hearing somebody's perception of you
617
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,327
that's so different from your own.
618
00:22:57,362 --> 00:22:59,896
But then again, it's not just perception
619
00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:03,400
because I did things that
made her uncomfortable.
620
00:23:03,434 --> 00:23:05,869
Yeah, but, I mean,
you didn't do them knowingly, right?
621
00:23:05,903 --> 00:23:07,771
That's what's crazy.
622
00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,906
I didn't know.
623
00:23:09,941 --> 00:23:12,709
That whole night was so routine to me
624
00:23:12,744 --> 00:23:15,979
but yet so jarring for her.
625
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,485
I just keep replaying
626
00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:24,721
all my sexual experiences thinking,
627
00:23:24,756 --> 00:23:26,890
"Have I alienated anybody else?"
628
00:23:26,924 --> 00:23:28,825
Okay, look...
629
00:23:29,794 --> 00:23:33,030
I know that this story isn't exactly
630
00:23:33,064 --> 00:23:35,699
what it started out as, and I understand
631
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,768
why it makes you feel uncomfortable,
632
00:23:37,802 --> 00:23:39,603
but maybe there's something here
633
00:23:39,637 --> 00:23:41,772
worth digging into.
634
00:23:41,806 --> 00:23:43,907
You'll figure it out.
635
00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:45,809
[pensive music]
636
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,145
[sighs]
637
00:23:52,044 --> 00:23:54,880
[mellow music]
638
00:23:55,396 --> 00:23:57,449
Well, look at you in the big chair.
639
00:23:57,943 --> 00:23:59,251
- Suits you.
- Thank you.
640
00:23:59,285 --> 00:24:01,119
[clicks tongue]
641
00:24:01,154 --> 00:24:03,355
Remember how in high school
I used to sew my own clothes?
642
00:24:03,389 --> 00:24:06,024
- Yeah.
- I stopped doing that
643
00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:08,760
when I got this job,
and I kind of miss it.
644
00:24:08,794 --> 00:24:11,296
I've been so focused on
the path that I'm on,
645
00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:14,032
I didn't consider that
there were others.
646
00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:16,234
And now...
647
00:24:16,269 --> 00:24:18,370
what if I'd be happier designing?
648
00:24:18,902 --> 00:24:21,106
Am I crazy to be thinking about this?
649
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:23,341
Did I ever tell you
about the time I almost
650
00:24:23,376 --> 00:24:26,444
dropped out of law school to
join an Internet start-up?
651
00:24:26,479 --> 00:24:28,713
I just love the idea
of building something
652
00:24:28,748 --> 00:24:30,248
- from the ground up.
- Mm.
653
00:24:30,283 --> 00:24:32,350
- What happened?
- I got an offer to be
654
00:24:32,385 --> 00:24:35,820
a summer associate with a
very prestigious law firm.
655
00:24:35,855 --> 00:24:38,723
It was too good to pass up,
and I'm glad I didn't
656
00:24:38,758 --> 00:24:41,593
because, I don't know,
657
00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:43,662
I would never have met you.
658
00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:45,263
Never been here.
659
00:24:45,298 --> 00:24:48,633
But everyone once in a while
part of me does wonder,
660
00:24:48,668 --> 00:24:50,335
"What if?"
661
00:24:50,369 --> 00:24:53,638
My whole point is: if you got that itch,
662
00:24:53,673 --> 00:24:56,007
baby, your twenties
is the time to scratch it.
663
00:24:56,042 --> 00:24:57,842
[both laughing]
664
00:24:57,877 --> 00:25:00,011
Hey.
665
00:25:00,046 --> 00:25:01,646
- Hey, Jane.
- Hi, Richard.
666
00:25:01,681 --> 00:25:03,815
Um, I'm just heading out
for the night, so I wanted
667
00:25:03,849 --> 00:25:05,650
- to say bye.
- Bye.
668
00:25:05,685 --> 00:25:07,886
Um, will I see you tomorrow
before your egg extraction?
669
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,421
Yeah it's not till after lunch,
670
00:25:09,455 --> 00:25:11,223
And do you need anything
to get ready, or...?
671
00:25:11,257 --> 00:25:12,490
Uh, no.
672
00:25:12,525 --> 00:25:14,893
I just can't eat after midnight.
673
00:25:14,927 --> 00:25:16,428
But besides that, Ryan and I
674
00:25:16,462 --> 00:25:19,497
are gonna watch some of the...
675
00:25:19,532 --> 00:25:21,967
uh, Internet links that you sent.
676
00:25:22,001 --> 00:25:23,168
Yes, of course.
677
00:25:23,202 --> 00:25:25,704
- Enjoy.
- Thanks.
678
00:25:25,738 --> 00:25:27,872
Bye, Richard.
679
00:25:27,907 --> 00:25:29,040
♪
680
00:25:29,075 --> 00:25:30,875
- Links?
- Porn.
681
00:25:30,910 --> 00:25:32,577
Oh.
682
00:25:32,612 --> 00:25:34,112
♪
683
00:25:34,146 --> 00:25:36,181
[woman moaning]
684
00:25:36,215 --> 00:25:38,183
♪
685
00:25:38,217 --> 00:25:39,351
- [heavy breathing]
- [whip cracking]
686
00:25:39,385 --> 00:25:40,852
- So?
- [moaning]
687
00:25:40,886 --> 00:25:42,754
Okay, so her gigantic breasts,
688
00:25:42,788 --> 00:25:45,457
they just kind of make me feel...
689
00:25:45,491 --> 00:25:47,859
- little inadequate.
- Oh, you are not.
690
00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:49,127
Oh, thank you.
691
00:25:49,161 --> 00:25:50,562
You don't feel that way, though?
692
00:25:50,596 --> 00:25:53,231
Like, when you see his gigantic dong?
693
00:25:53,266 --> 00:25:55,033
Not really, no.
694
00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:56,801
I just kind of imagine
695
00:25:56,836 --> 00:25:58,703
having it, I guess?
696
00:25:58,738 --> 00:26:01,139
- So it's an aspirational dong?
- Yes.
697
00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,074
- Nice.
- Besides, it's not
698
00:26:03,109 --> 00:26:05,043
that much bigger, right?
699
00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:07,579
[moaning, panting]
700
00:26:07,613 --> 00:26:09,581
No.
701
00:26:09,615 --> 00:26:11,249
But you know what?
702
00:26:11,284 --> 00:26:13,885
Sutton recommended some sites
703
00:26:13,919 --> 00:26:17,822
that are catered more
towards female pleasure.
704
00:26:17,857 --> 00:26:19,758
Sex-positive,
705
00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:21,760
affirmative-consent based.
706
00:26:21,794 --> 00:26:24,162
Kind of an indie, Sundance sort of vibe?
707
00:26:24,196 --> 00:26:25,730
- Relax.
- [laughs]
708
00:26:25,765 --> 00:26:28,733
[mellow music playing]
709
00:26:28,768 --> 00:26:31,236
♪
710
00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:32,737
It's definitely more natural.
711
00:26:32,772 --> 00:26:34,973
She's in control.
712
00:26:35,007 --> 00:26:37,776
She seems to be enjoying herself.
713
00:26:37,810 --> 00:26:40,045
It's a little bit slow, but...
714
00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:41,513
[moans, gasps]
715
00:26:41,547 --> 00:26:44,316
- Bup, there it is.
- [gasps]
716
00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:47,352
[moans]
717
00:26:48,854 --> 00:26:51,289
- Take off your pants.
- But you can't have sex
718
00:26:51,324 --> 00:26:53,491
- right now.
- I know.
719
00:26:53,526 --> 00:26:56,494
[saucy music]
720
00:26:56,529 --> 00:26:59,497
[woman moaning]
721
00:26:59,532 --> 00:27:01,132
♪
722
00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:04,069
And now your shirt.
723
00:27:04,103 --> 00:27:07,072
[moaning continues]
724
00:27:07,106 --> 00:27:08,773
♪
725
00:27:08,808 --> 00:27:11,643
- Now touch yourself.
- What are you gonna do?
726
00:27:11,677 --> 00:27:13,311
I'm gonna watch.
727
00:27:13,346 --> 00:27:15,313
♪ I think about you ♪
728
00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:17,849
♪ All day ♪
729
00:27:17,883 --> 00:27:20,885
♪ I have to light up to get away ♪
730
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,089
- Hey, we have a situation.
- What is this?
731
00:27:24,123 --> 00:27:26,157
This isn't one of the
options I left for her.
732
00:27:26,192 --> 00:27:28,093
Yeah, well, you want to be a designer?
733
00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:29,894
- Job starts now.
- What?
734
00:27:29,929 --> 00:27:32,030
Mm-hmm. Thank you.
735
00:27:32,064 --> 00:27:33,498
♪ Feel the burn in my brain ♪
736
00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:35,433
Soft lips.
737
00:27:35,468 --> 00:27:37,001
♪ Pushing through the dawn ♪
738
00:27:37,036 --> 00:27:38,570
♪ Every day, every day, every day ♪
739
00:27:38,604 --> 00:27:39,771
♪ I was pushing through the dawn ♪
740
00:27:39,805 --> 00:27:41,306
Hey, ladies.
741
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:42,774
Hey.
742
00:27:42,808 --> 00:27:44,676
I know you can't eat before surgery,
743
00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:46,644
so these are for after.
744
00:27:46,679 --> 00:27:48,880
- Oh, thank you.
- Sweet.
745
00:27:48,914 --> 00:27:51,716
And I apologized to Kristen.
746
00:27:51,751 --> 00:27:53,451
What did you say?
747
00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:55,587
I just said that I was sorry
for pressuring her,
748
00:27:55,621 --> 00:27:58,156
and putting it on her to say no.
749
00:27:58,190 --> 00:27:59,691
Sounds like you followed the story.
750
00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:02,060
Well, thanks for pushing me to write it.
751
00:28:02,094 --> 00:28:04,329
Actually, I'm about to send it
to Patrick right now.
752
00:28:04,363 --> 00:28:07,265
So what exactly are you
saying in the article?
753
00:28:07,299 --> 00:28:08,600
I told the truth.
754
00:28:08,634 --> 00:28:10,135
That I was Jeff,
755
00:28:10,169 --> 00:28:12,137
and that guys need to acknowledge
756
00:28:12,171 --> 00:28:15,173
that these situations happen
way more than they think.
757
00:28:15,207 --> 00:28:17,008
Do you have to say that you're Jeff?
758
00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:18,710
It's gotta be personal.
759
00:28:18,744 --> 00:28:21,246
More Dan Harmon, not Louis C.K.
760
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,515
I'm sure it's nuanced and thoughtful.
761
00:28:23,549 --> 00:28:25,884
Yeah, of course it is...
Alex is a great writer...
762
00:28:25,918 --> 00:28:27,218
but that's not the point.
763
00:28:27,253 --> 00:28:29,154
I mean, I can see the headline now.
764
00:28:29,188 --> 00:28:31,890
"'Scarlet' Writer Preys on Woman."
765
00:28:31,924 --> 00:28:33,558
Sure, people are gonna call me out,
766
00:28:33,592 --> 00:28:35,493
and maybe I won't get
a date here or there,
767
00:28:35,528 --> 00:28:38,897
but if that's the price I have
to pay to lead this discussion
768
00:28:38,931 --> 00:28:40,432
I think I'm okay with that.
769
00:28:40,466 --> 00:28:42,801
What if the price was your job?
770
00:28:43,936 --> 00:28:46,104
- Hey, Kat.
- Hey.
771
00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:49,073
I'm gonna publish a story
and say that I was Jeff.
772
00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:52,610
- Am I insane?
- Uh, okay.
773
00:28:52,645 --> 00:28:56,614
Not insane,
but these things tend to spiral.
774
00:28:56,649 --> 00:28:58,116
Take if from someone whose job it is
775
00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:59,851
to make the spiral.
776
00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:02,620
And as a black man,
you know there's an added layer.
777
00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:04,322
- Both: Yeah.
- Alex.
778
00:29:04,356 --> 00:29:07,158
Excited to read that piece, bub.
779
00:29:08,828 --> 00:29:10,995
Look, I think it's amazing
that you want to do this,
780
00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:15,333
but just make sure you cover
all your bases first.
781
00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:18,069
Thanks, ladies.
782
00:29:18,103 --> 00:29:21,005
- Thanks for the cookies.
- Cookies?
783
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,941
Oh, you got us cookies?
784
00:29:22,975 --> 00:29:24,609
Alex...
785
00:29:24,643 --> 00:29:27,078
So nice. Thank you.
786
00:29:27,112 --> 00:29:28,580
Unbelievable.
787
00:29:28,614 --> 00:29:30,248
[mellow music]
788
00:29:30,282 --> 00:29:32,817
Mm-hmm, rally's at 9:00 PM tonight.
789
00:29:32,852 --> 00:29:34,752
Okay, yeah, tell your friends.
790
00:29:34,787 --> 00:29:37,222
Thanks, bye.
791
00:29:37,256 --> 00:29:38,690
Watch out, Huma Abedin.
792
00:29:38,724 --> 00:29:40,291
[sighs] I'm just trying my best, here.
793
00:29:40,326 --> 00:29:41,926
Hey.
794
00:29:41,961 --> 00:29:43,261
- You are the best.
- [gasps]
795
00:29:43,295 --> 00:29:44,996
Thank you.
796
00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:47,332
You know, I still feel bad
we're not coming with you.
797
00:29:47,366 --> 00:29:49,834
We will be at your
non-surgical egg extraction
798
00:29:49,869 --> 00:29:51,669
- in spirit.
- Thank you.
799
00:29:51,704 --> 00:29:53,338
How are you feeling?
800
00:29:53,372 --> 00:29:55,507
Uh, hungry...
801
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:57,709
and still really horny.
802
00:29:57,743 --> 00:29:59,978
Last night's porn really
fanned your sexual flame,
803
00:30:00,012 --> 00:30:01,613
- didn't it.
- Mm.
804
00:30:01,647 --> 00:30:03,448
Knew you had it in you,
you little freaky bitch.
805
00:30:03,482 --> 00:30:05,450
- [laughing]
- Ow.
806
00:30:05,484 --> 00:30:08,019
- _
- Well, Ryan's almost here.
807
00:30:08,053 --> 00:30:09,988
Okay, well, look, I know you're nervous
808
00:30:10,022 --> 00:30:11,723
but don't worry.
809
00:30:11,757 --> 00:30:13,324
- Everything's gonna be great.
- You're taking control
810
00:30:13,359 --> 00:30:15,260
of your future,
and you learned some new sex moves.
811
00:30:15,294 --> 00:30:17,795
[laughs]
812
00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:19,464
Well, I don't know who the father
813
00:30:19,498 --> 00:30:22,267
of my potential baby's gonna be, but...
814
00:30:22,301 --> 00:30:24,068
I know they're gonna
have the best aunties.
815
00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:25,603
They are.
816
00:30:25,638 --> 00:30:27,605
♪
817
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,073
[sighs] I'm gonna be the favorite.
818
00:30:29,108 --> 00:30:30,708
- No, I am.
- Okay, shh.
819
00:30:30,743 --> 00:30:32,010
No fighting.
820
00:30:32,044 --> 00:30:34,145
It's not good for the eggs.
821
00:30:34,179 --> 00:30:36,414
♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
822
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,667
[overlapping chatter]
823
00:30:41,702 --> 00:30:43,069
[peppy music playing over speakers]
824
00:30:43,130 --> 00:30:46,339
Wow, great turnout for Linda.
825
00:30:46,373 --> 00:30:48,441
Yeah, right? I, uh, reached out
826
00:30:48,475 --> 00:30:50,643
to all the emails I had from
the Wild Susan fundraiser.
827
00:30:50,677 --> 00:30:51,878
- Kat.
- Hey.
828
00:30:51,912 --> 00:30:53,546
- Oh, hi.
- Hey.
829
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,081
Thank you so much.
830
00:30:55,115 --> 00:30:57,216
Hi, hi. This is Carlos, everybody.
831
00:30:57,251 --> 00:30:58,584
- Hi.
- Hi, Sutton.
832
00:30:58,619 --> 00:30:59,886
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
833
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,921
- We did it.
- Yeah, and Sutton
834
00:31:01,955 --> 00:31:04,390
- has handled wardrobe.
- Thank you so much.
835
00:31:04,424 --> 00:31:05,591
- Yeah.
- No problem.
836
00:31:05,626 --> 00:31:07,026
Let's get the girl, right?
837
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,361
Do you mind getting me some whiskey?
838
00:31:08,395 --> 00:31:09,395
- Yeah, no problem.
- Thank you.
839
00:31:09,429 --> 00:31:10,997
- She's over here.
- Mm-hmm.
840
00:31:11,031 --> 00:31:13,332
- Linda, Linda.
- There you are.
841
00:31:13,367 --> 00:31:15,468
- Hi, Tia.
- [overlapping chatter]
842
00:31:15,502 --> 00:31:16,869
- Hi.
- We got it.
843
00:31:16,904 --> 00:31:19,105
So here's the jacket. Um, I did take out
844
00:31:19,139 --> 00:31:20,673
the shoulder pads just
to make it a little bit
845
00:31:20,707 --> 00:31:22,341
more modern, and I cinched the waist.
846
00:31:22,376 --> 00:31:25,244
And then, I replaced the,
uh, plastic buttons
847
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:26,879
with these cool vintage ones.
848
00:31:26,914 --> 00:31:28,881
They were part of an
'80s men's power suit.
849
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,150
- Stick it to the man.
- [laughs]
850
00:31:31,185 --> 00:31:32,752
- I like it.
- You wanna try it?
851
00:31:32,786 --> 00:31:34,687
Mm-hmm.
852
00:31:34,721 --> 00:31:37,456
♪
853
00:31:37,491 --> 00:31:39,926
- How does it feel?
- Mm, good.
854
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,561
- Wanna do it?
- Yeah.
855
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,629
Give me some love.
856
00:31:43,664 --> 00:31:45,231
♪
857
00:31:45,265 --> 00:31:48,134
Hey. You did good, kid.
858
00:31:48,168 --> 00:31:50,570
Hello, everyone. Thank you all so much
859
00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:51,971
for coming out tonight.
860
00:31:52,005 --> 00:31:53,773
Please allow me to introduce to you
861
00:31:53,807 --> 00:31:56,409
your next City Councilwoman,
Linda Zephyr.
862
00:31:56,443 --> 00:31:59,378
[applause]
863
00:31:59,413 --> 00:32:00,580
Thank you.
864
00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,615
Thank you so much for coming.
865
00:32:02,649 --> 00:32:04,150
[mellow music]
866
00:32:04,184 --> 00:32:05,952
Hello, Alex. Come in.
867
00:32:05,986 --> 00:32:07,854
- Have a seat.
- Oh, thank you.
868
00:32:07,888 --> 00:32:09,422
So...
869
00:32:09,456 --> 00:32:12,058
- I read your story.
- Yes.
870
00:32:12,092 --> 00:32:13,926
And, um...
871
00:32:13,961 --> 00:32:15,595
I think this is some of the best writing
872
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,563
you have ever done.
873
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:22,602
I'm questioning whether
I should publish it.
874
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:25,972
Just forget about
your editor for a minute...
875
00:32:27,241 --> 00:32:29,642
and think about what it is
876
00:32:29,676 --> 00:32:32,345
that you really have to say.
877
00:32:35,983 --> 00:32:38,117
Well, I talk about this stuff
all the time
878
00:32:38,151 --> 00:32:39,485
with my guy friends.
879
00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:40,987
Over dinner...
880
00:32:41,021 --> 00:32:43,089
over texts...
881
00:32:43,123 --> 00:32:45,091
but never in public.
882
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:46,859
And that needs to change,
883
00:32:46,894 --> 00:32:49,161
because that's how
the behavior will change.
884
00:32:49,196 --> 00:32:51,831
- Absolutely.
- However, I'm freaking out.
885
00:32:51,865 --> 00:32:53,699
I mean, these are weird times.
886
00:32:53,734 --> 00:32:56,569
People are losing their jobs
over Tweets... not even new ones.
887
00:32:56,603 --> 00:32:58,638
And I've grown from this.
888
00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:00,239
Truly.
889
00:33:00,274 --> 00:33:01,974
[somber music]
890
00:33:02,009 --> 00:33:05,311
But I'm scared that people
are gonna come after me
891
00:33:05,345 --> 00:33:06,979
for something that I did in my past.
892
00:33:07,014 --> 00:33:09,482
But Alex, as soon as
outrage culture becomes
893
00:33:09,516 --> 00:33:12,551
the driving force
for editorial decisions...
894
00:33:12,586 --> 00:33:14,353
♪
895
00:33:14,388 --> 00:33:16,188
I don't even want to work here anymore.
896
00:33:16,223 --> 00:33:17,690
[laughs]
897
00:33:17,724 --> 00:33:20,226
And luckily, I...
898
00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:22,361
still like it here.
899
00:33:22,396 --> 00:33:29,402
♪
900
00:33:30,537 --> 00:33:33,139
So you think I should publish.
901
00:33:33,173 --> 00:33:35,608
♪
902
00:33:35,642 --> 00:33:38,411
I think...
903
00:33:38,445 --> 00:33:41,847
this is a really vital
piece of journalism.
904
00:33:41,882 --> 00:33:43,582
♪
905
00:33:43,617 --> 00:33:47,186
And I want you to know that
if you do decide to publish...
906
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,722
I will support you no matter what.
907
00:33:49,756 --> 00:33:51,190
But you're the only one who can decide
908
00:33:51,224 --> 00:33:53,225
if this is right for you.
909
00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:54,694
♪
910
00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:56,062
[sighs]
911
00:33:56,096 --> 00:33:57,730
[microphone feedback]
912
00:33:57,764 --> 00:34:00,433
And finally, the landlords
have to be checking
913
00:34:00,467 --> 00:34:02,702
for indoor hazards
like pests and rats...
914
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:05,171
- This is not going well.
- No, it's not.
915
00:34:05,205 --> 00:34:08,174
Uh, but she looks great.
916
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:09,709
- She really does.
- Mm-hmm.
917
00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:12,411
I loved making that jacket.
918
00:34:12,446 --> 00:34:14,080
Thank you.
919
00:34:14,114 --> 00:34:17,116
[scattered applause]
920
00:34:20,454 --> 00:34:22,955
Thank you so much, Linda,
for fighting the good fight.
921
00:34:22,990 --> 00:34:25,491
I would love to take questions.
922
00:34:29,229 --> 00:34:31,864
Um, hey, Tia.
923
00:34:31,898 --> 00:34:33,632
Hi. Can I say something?
924
00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:35,801
- Yeah, come up. Yeah.
- All right.
925
00:34:35,836 --> 00:34:37,503
Okay.
926
00:34:38,605 --> 00:34:41,540
Hi. Uh, I know we all want
927
00:34:41,575 --> 00:34:44,010
to get on with our nights,
so I'm gonna try
928
00:34:44,044 --> 00:34:45,945
to make this real quick.
929
00:34:45,979 --> 00:34:48,881
A few weeks ago, the Wild Susan...
930
00:34:48,915 --> 00:34:51,217
one of the last lesbian
bars in New York...
931
00:34:51,251 --> 00:34:54,587
closed thanks to Councilman Reynolds.
932
00:34:54,621 --> 00:34:56,489
And I know it's just a bar...
it's, like, not that big
933
00:34:56,523 --> 00:34:58,290
of a deal, but...
934
00:34:58,325 --> 00:35:00,459
I loved it there.
935
00:35:00,494 --> 00:35:03,329
And the small things add up,
so we should fight for them.
936
00:35:03,363 --> 00:35:05,464
And, yes, there are days when I wake up
937
00:35:05,499 --> 00:35:07,033
and I can think of a million things
938
00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:09,301
I'd rather do than read the news,
939
00:35:09,336 --> 00:35:11,137
but we can't disengage.
940
00:35:11,171 --> 00:35:12,705
I mean, we have to keep fighting
941
00:35:12,739 --> 00:35:15,274
and keep supporting
people like Linda Zephyr...
942
00:35:15,308 --> 00:35:17,710
who actually care about the
community and the people
943
00:35:17,744 --> 00:35:19,378
that live here.
944
00:35:19,413 --> 00:35:21,514
It's marginalized voices,
945
00:35:21,548 --> 00:35:23,716
affordable housing.
946
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,785
Because even though
they want us to believe
947
00:35:25,819 --> 00:35:27,720
that we don't have
the power to change things,
948
00:35:27,754 --> 00:35:30,122
we actually do, and we will.
949
00:35:30,157 --> 00:35:31,490
But you can't change anything
950
00:35:31,525 --> 00:35:33,859
if you don't get out there and vote.
951
00:35:34,961 --> 00:35:37,930
[applause]
952
00:35:37,964 --> 00:35:40,933
[hopeful music]
953
00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:42,435
♪
954
00:35:46,398 --> 00:35:49,299
[mellow music]
955
00:35:49,334 --> 00:35:53,470
♪
956
00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:56,039
[slurred] Hi, apartment.
957
00:35:56,074 --> 00:35:59,643
I'm back from making
my baby egg popsicles.
958
00:35:59,677 --> 00:36:02,713
So, the anesthetic
still hasn't worn off, huh?
959
00:36:03,535 --> 00:36:06,116
I miss Sutton.
960
00:36:06,151 --> 00:36:09,420
[sighs] But I do like having two beds.
961
00:36:09,454 --> 00:36:11,522
[laughs]
962
00:36:11,556 --> 00:36:13,957
[sighs]
963
00:36:13,992 --> 00:36:15,192
Here.
964
00:36:15,226 --> 00:36:16,794
Have some of this.
965
00:36:16,828 --> 00:36:19,730
♪
966
00:36:19,764 --> 00:36:22,966
So, what are we gonna have for dinner?
967
00:36:23,001 --> 00:36:24,635
- Thai.
- Yes.
968
00:36:24,669 --> 00:36:25,636
- No...
- No?
969
00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:27,070
- Chinese.
- Yes.
970
00:36:27,105 --> 00:36:28,672
- No...
- Mm?
971
00:36:28,706 --> 00:36:30,474
Sushi.
972
00:36:30,508 --> 00:36:33,544
How about, for one night only,
973
00:36:33,578 --> 00:36:35,979
I give you all three.
974
00:36:36,014 --> 00:36:37,514
[gasps]
975
00:36:37,549 --> 00:36:39,550
[laughs]
976
00:36:41,019 --> 00:36:44,121
You know what I can't wait to do to you?
977
00:36:44,155 --> 00:36:47,157
I can't wait for you to tell me.
978
00:36:48,526 --> 00:36:50,461
Jane?
979
00:36:52,397 --> 00:36:55,365
[lighthearted music]
980
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,102
♪
981
00:36:59,137 --> 00:37:04,107
♪ Fire ♪
982
00:37:04,142 --> 00:37:11,148
♪
983
00:37:12,183 --> 00:37:15,352
♪ Fire ♪
984
00:37:15,386 --> 00:37:17,988
♪ I have something ♪
985
00:37:18,022 --> 00:37:20,491
♪ For your mind ♪
986
00:37:20,525 --> 00:37:23,494
♪ Fire ♪
987
00:37:23,528 --> 00:37:24,528
♪
988
00:37:24,562 --> 00:37:26,063
Sutton Brady.
989
00:37:26,097 --> 00:37:28,198
Just saw that Dana Jacobs
approved the proofs.
990
00:37:28,233 --> 00:37:30,834
- I knew you'd be good at this.
- It was touch-and-go there
991
00:37:30,869 --> 00:37:33,537
for a while, but yes.
992
00:37:34,739 --> 00:37:37,674
Hey, Oliver, um...
993
00:37:37,709 --> 00:37:39,142
so I've been... I've been thinking about
994
00:37:39,177 --> 00:37:42,079
what you said to me before
995
00:37:42,113 --> 00:37:44,715
about having your job one day.
996
00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:48,352
Don't get me wrong, that would be...
997
00:37:48,386 --> 00:37:50,053
amazing...
998
00:37:50,088 --> 00:37:53,156
but what if I'm not so sure?
999
00:37:53,191 --> 00:37:54,892
Okay, go on.
1000
00:37:54,926 --> 00:37:57,728
There's this other side of me...
this creative side
1001
00:37:57,762 --> 00:38:00,364
that I've recently reconnected with.
1002
00:38:00,398 --> 00:38:02,766
It's a departure from
what I've been doing here
1003
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,735
but I can't shake it,
1004
00:38:04,769 --> 00:38:07,237
- so I wanted to get your advice.
- "Creative side."
1005
00:38:07,272 --> 00:38:09,706
- As in...
- I think I want
1006
00:38:09,741 --> 00:38:11,742
to be a designer.
1007
00:38:11,776 --> 00:38:13,243
Maybe. Do you hate me?
1008
00:38:13,278 --> 00:38:15,379
- Of course I don't hate you.
- [laughs]
1009
00:38:15,413 --> 00:38:18,282
And as far as advice goes,
some people would say,
1010
00:38:18,316 --> 00:38:20,317
"Go work under some big designer."
1011
00:38:20,351 --> 00:38:22,619
But here's my two cents:
you make something,
1012
00:38:22,654 --> 00:38:24,388
and you make sure that it's good,
1013
00:38:24,422 --> 00:38:26,223
and you make sure that it's you.
1014
00:38:26,257 --> 00:38:27,558
Okay.
1015
00:38:27,592 --> 00:38:28,892
- So what do I do?
- I'm getting there.
1016
00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:29,960
Give me a second.
1017
00:38:29,994 --> 00:38:31,461
Um...
1018
00:38:32,463 --> 00:38:35,799
An old friend of mine
has a design seminar...
1019
00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:37,134
More like a boot camp, really.
1020
00:38:37,168 --> 00:38:38,802
It's really tough to get into,
1021
00:38:38,836 --> 00:38:41,772
but I could make a call.
1022
00:38:42,974 --> 00:38:45,475
- That would be amazing.
- And in the meantime,
1023
00:38:45,510 --> 00:38:48,078
you keep crushing it at
this job and maintaining
1024
00:38:48,112 --> 00:38:50,347
these connections,
because I can assure you
1025
00:38:50,381 --> 00:38:52,482
that it's a lot easier
to launch your own line
1026
00:38:52,517 --> 00:38:54,751
with a "Scarlet" email address.
1027
00:38:54,786 --> 00:38:56,553
Even Vera Wang worked at "Vogue"
1028
00:38:56,588 --> 00:38:57,921
17 years before leaving.
1029
00:38:57,956 --> 00:39:00,657
You, my love,
have got a long ways to go.
1030
00:39:00,692 --> 00:39:03,660
[gentle guitar music]
1031
00:39:03,695 --> 00:39:10,701
♪
1032
00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:22,913
[message notifications]
1033
00:39:22,947 --> 00:39:27,150
♪ How long must I wait here for ♪
1034
00:39:27,185 --> 00:39:28,251
♪
1035
00:39:28,286 --> 00:39:30,153
[phone buzzes]
1036
00:39:30,188 --> 00:39:34,591
♪'Cause I'm not getting any younger ♪
1037
00:39:34,626 --> 00:39:36,827
- ♪
- _
1038
00:39:36,861 --> 00:39:40,530
♪ It's you and me
against the world ♪
1039
00:39:40,565 --> 00:39:43,533
- How's it going in there?
- You've waited two weeks.
1040
00:39:43,568 --> 00:39:45,502
A few more minutes won't kill you.
1041
00:39:45,536 --> 00:39:47,604
You don't know that for a fact.
1042
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:49,806
♪
1043
00:39:49,841 --> 00:39:50,874
♪ How long ♪
1044
00:39:50,908 --> 00:39:52,075
[heavy exhale]
1045
00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:54,745
♪ Must I know you for ♪
1046
00:39:54,779 --> 00:39:56,880
♪
1047
00:39:56,914 --> 00:39:59,216
♪ You say that patience ♪
1048
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:01,652
♪ Is a virtue ♪
1049
00:40:01,686 --> 00:40:03,353
- Worth the wait?
- Mm-hmm.
1050
00:40:03,388 --> 00:40:06,056
♪ But I know what it's really for ♪
1051
00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:08,625
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1052
00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,193
♪
1053
00:40:10,228 --> 00:40:12,029
♪ You think I got ♪
1054
00:40:12,063 --> 00:40:14,731
♪ The grace to hurt you ♪
- Ow.
1055
00:40:14,766 --> 00:40:16,967
- Baby steps.
- Sorry.
1056
00:40:17,001 --> 00:40:20,337
♪ How far is far enough ♪
1057
00:40:20,371 --> 00:40:24,675
♪ I'm always telling myself ♪
1058
00:40:24,709 --> 00:40:27,678
♪ That good ain't good enough ♪
1059
00:40:27,712 --> 00:40:29,546
Jacqueline. I just got the invite
1060
00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:31,214
to your ten-year-anniversary party,
1061
00:40:31,249 --> 00:40:33,417
It's actually my ten-year-
as-Editor-In-Chief party,
1062
00:40:33,451 --> 00:40:35,852
- but glad you got it.
- So how long have you been
1063
00:40:35,887 --> 00:40:37,387
working here again?
1064
00:40:37,422 --> 00:40:39,189
Longer than that.
1065
00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:40,857
Good night, Patrick.
1066
00:40:40,892 --> 00:40:42,592
♪
1067
00:40:42,627 --> 00:40:44,928
♪ That good ain't good enough ♪
1068
00:40:44,962 --> 00:40:46,563
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1069
00:40:46,597 --> 00:40:49,032
♪ That good is bad for my health ♪
1070
00:40:49,067 --> 00:40:50,734
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- _
1071
00:40:50,768 --> 00:40:52,536
♪
1072
00:40:52,570 --> 00:40:53,804
[women vocalizing]
1073
00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:55,472
- Hey, Tia.
- Hey.
1074
00:40:55,506 --> 00:40:57,007
[laughs]
1075
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,242
What was so urgent?
1076
00:40:59,277 --> 00:41:01,244
Um...
1077
00:41:01,279 --> 00:41:03,280
- Linda's dropping out.
- What?
1078
00:41:03,314 --> 00:41:04,715
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
1079
00:41:04,749 --> 00:41:06,883
She, uh, didn't think
she had what it takes.
1080
00:41:06,918 --> 00:41:09,019
But last night, it turned out great.
1081
00:41:09,053 --> 00:41:11,688
Yeah, because of you.
1082
00:41:11,723 --> 00:41:13,256
Kat, you got all those people there.
1083
00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:14,640
- You got them inspired...
- Oh, no.
1084
00:41:14,693 --> 00:41:16,852
You got them interested in this race.
No really, it was something.
1085
00:41:16,895 --> 00:41:19,229
It was something, and Linda and I
1086
00:41:19,263 --> 00:41:22,499
were thinking... stay with me...
1087
00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:25,168
that you should run.
1088
00:41:25,203 --> 00:41:28,739
[humming]
1089
00:41:58,276 --> 00:42:00,827
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