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Oh, hey! They're opening
something new!
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The Karen Club.
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Aww, she sounds
so nice. Yes!
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Another woman-owned
business. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, what do you think
she's selling?
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Uh, church hats?
Hmm...
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Cardboard cutouts
of Bravo characters?
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Bean bags?
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Books and wine.
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Books and wine?
That's our entire business!
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She's copying us!
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Maybe we should
copy her back.
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And how would that work,
Miggy?
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Just keep
doing our thang.
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Ohh. Wow.
That's deep.
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Okay, you know what?
There's room for everyone.
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It's fine, and our regulars
are very loyal, so --
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There they are!
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What the hell?
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Fran, Bess, Lil!
You're going to The Karen Club?
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I don't think
they heard you.
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Oh, they heard me.
And they can see me.
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Hey! How's the wine
over there, ladies?
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There's no way that you all got
a call at the same damn time.
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It could happen!
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Ooh...
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**
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It i a big deal
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the Winebrarians are
going to The Karen Club.
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They're our ringleaders.
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They're directly responsible
for our shift
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from Merlot to Syrah.
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If I lose them,
I'm ruined.
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Screw The Karen Club.
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They're not gonna give me
free wine on my birthday. Mnh-mnh.
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Ho'd up, A-Game.
When's your birthday?
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I...don't hate
that nickname.
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Her birthday's tomorrow.
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Your birthday
is tomorrow? Yeah.
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And you are 29.
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So that means...
hmm...
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Let me just pull up
my calculator on my i--
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[ Cellphone shatters ]
Tomorrow's your 30th birthday?!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Let's go through the categories
alphabetically, all right?
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Atmosphere, balloons,
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cake, decor,
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eatin' dat cake...
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Angie, he's going
all the way to Z. Stop him.
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All right, look, we're not
doing anything, all right?
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I'm just gonna
order in with Owen.
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Mm-hmm. Interesting.
Will, no.
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I can almost see what's
happening inside your brain.
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Little men in hard hats are
clocking in with lunch pails,
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all set
to work, work, work
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until Angie's 30th
is a massive extravaganza.
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You know, that's so funny.
That's what I see, too.
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Little men in hard hats, like
the Doozers from "Fraggle Rock."
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Oh, see,
I do little ants in suits,
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always checking their watch,
saying it's bug o'clock.
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Well, bad news -- Angie won't
let you celebrate her birthday.
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Trust me.
I've spent years trying.
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It's not you guys, all right?
I'm just not into my birthday.
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And the last time I tried to
plan something was for my 21st.
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I was supposed to go
to Ozzfest,
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and then I ended up
taking tequila shots,
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passed out,
never made it out the door.
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By the time I turned 22,
I was pregnant.
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Okay. Okay.
Now peep this.
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We do something big this year
to make up for lost time!
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No, it's too late.
My 20s are a lost decade.
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A-Aside from Graham.
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You know.
You -- You get it.
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Totally.
We love our kids.
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Love of my life,
my purpose for existing.
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Yeah, a heart
outside of our chest. Et cetera.
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You know, I guess
I am a little bummed I never got to do
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all the quintessential 20s stuff
that normal people do.
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Like, I never shot at trophies
with a shotgun
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from the back
of a pickup truck.
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That's "Varsity Blues,"
and it's about high school.
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Never did
the quintessential thing
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where you unexpectedly
jump up on stage
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at a cathartic moment
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and start singing
in front of a crowd
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with steadily
increasing confidence.
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Now, I can't tell
if you don't know
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what people actually do
in their 20s
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or if you don't know what
the word "quintessential" means.
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I was raising a kid.
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I-I wasn't
gallivanting around
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acquiring a whole network
of friends who throw ragers.
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I am quite happy
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entering my 30s
the way I spent my 20s --
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curled up on the couch,
eating takeout Mexican.
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And at least this time,
I have a boyfriend.
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And a Netflix account.
Yes!
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Um, it's my Netflix account.
You're borrowing it.
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And how are you still
watching "Lilyhammer"?
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I love Van Zandt, and I'm done
apologizing for that!
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If you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to the bathroom
to pee this out.
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Okay, so, we're totally
throwing her a party, right?
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What?!
Come on. We have to.
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It's the last night
of her 20s.
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We can even do it here.
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That could be good
for business.
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[ Slurring ] Well, I went to go
scope out the competition,
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and now I can confirm
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that The Karen Club mimosas
are bottomless.
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So, the takeaway
from this recon mission is that you're drunk.
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Yeah. I-I was
trying to help.
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Miggy,
you're very sweet,
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but you're bad at helping,
so I hate to do this,
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but you have to do
that chant I taught you.
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[ Groans ]
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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[ Chanting ] Never, ever help
because my instincts
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are the leftover water
from a hot dog bag!
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That's right.
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Hey, Douglas, can I get
your opinion on something?
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Hey, uh,
y-you know what, kid?
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I-I got a lot
on my plate today.
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I got to get to my car,
I got to unlock the car,
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I got to get in
the car...
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It's about the present
I got for my mom's birthday.
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It's a necklace.
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Oh, very classy. Sounds like
you're on the right track.
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I used a pasta that's small
and structurally sound,
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just like my mom.
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It's ditalini rigati.
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Graham, I-I'm gonna
be honest with you.
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When we first met,
I wasn't a fan.
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But then, after a few years,
well, you started to grow on me.
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So, out of respect
for our bond,
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I'm just gonna be
straight with you --
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your necklace stinks.
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But...I made it.
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Yeah. I-I can tell.
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That's the thing.
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See, you're a child,
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and children are bad
at making things.
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That's why I come to you,
Douglas --
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brutal truth.
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What do I do?
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What do women want?
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Women want things
that are bought at a store,
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that cost a lot of money.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Well, I don't have money
or transportation,
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so I guess I'm giving the most
important woman in my life
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garbage
for her 30th birthday.
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Okay, look,
drop the Willy Loman crap.
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After school,
I'll take you to the mall.
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A-And don't ask
to ride shotgun.
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That seat's occupied
by my dry-cleaning.
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Yes!
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[ Lid slams ]
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Okay, I'm just gonna
come out with it.
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It's another candle,
and this one is unscented,
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which...
might make it worse
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than my Christmas gifts.
Mm-hmm.
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But I didn't want to let
any more of the day go by
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without celebrating
your birthday.
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Aww.
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I love you.
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Aww.
[ Chuckles ]
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You rock.
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You know,
you never say it back.
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Say what?
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Um, "I love you."
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Really?
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I feel like
I say it all the time.
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I love you.
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My man.
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[ Fork clinking ]
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I love you.
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Damn, dawg,
that's sick as fudge!
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[ Glasses clink ]
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I love you.
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[ As Borat ]
A-very nice!
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Wow.
I guess you're right.
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God, I had no idea.
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Should I just say it now?
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No. No. That's the only thing
that would make it weirder.
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I don't want you to say it until
you're actually feeling it.
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In the meantime, you do
a pretty good Borat impression.
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Right?! Don't you think
it's time we brought that back? [ Chuckles ]
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You know what else
we should bring back?
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Bane impressions.
Ooh.
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It's very fun to say
[As Borat] "my wife,"
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[Normal voice]
but with a Bane voice.
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[ As Bane ] My wife.
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Oh!
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Normal voice ]
Thank you for the candle.
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[ As Bane ]
I bought it from HomeGoods.
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[ Gasps ] I never want to hear
your real voice again.
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[ Chuckles ]
[ Normal voice ] Was that good?
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How can you all sit here
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knowing that there's
a birthday party guest list
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currently missing
our names?
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Because we're kids?
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Exactly right. We're kids.
No one takes us seriously.
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If we want to attend
an adult party,
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we can either wait 15 years
or...
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Fake I.D.s.
I'll turn on the printer.
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Wrong! We have to show them
that we're sophisticated adults.
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Do you know
what that means?
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He's gonna say
he has to write a play.
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I have to write a play!
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We'll show it to the adults
when they return,
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and they'll finally see us
as peers.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
All right!
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Now...
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let's hear some ideas.
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**
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Really wish I hadn't have
thrown my phone. [ Camera clicks ]
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Wow.
Lots of piercings.
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Will! This is what you call
a small, tasteful soiree?
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Yeah, I got
a little carried away.
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I'm just trying to re-create
the birthday that Angie missed
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when she was
supposed to go to Ozzfest. Mm-hmm.
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I booked a goat.
Oh, did you?
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Yeah. And the Hilltop
parent-teacher band.
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Fronted by...
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[shrieks] Mark Rush!
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[ Normal voice ]
Oh, is that gonna be cool?
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Yes. Mark and I are fine.
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He's wearing my blouse.
Nice.
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[ Demonically ]
Devil test one.
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Testing for the devil!
Blood one, two!
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[ Normal voice ] Okay.
Think that sounds good.
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Oh.
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Bess! Lil! Fran!
Welcome back.
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Uh, can I get you anything?
Wine? Books?
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Gargoyles?
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What the hell's
going on in here?
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Why is there a person
drinking out of a skull?
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I am so sorry. It's my friend
Angie's 30th birthday.
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It's fine. We can just
go to The Karen Club.
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No, no, no, no!
Don't go! [ Chuckles ]
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Look, I promise
we'll keep it civil and quiet.
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She's here!
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Happy birthday!
[ Cheering ]
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00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,368
Oh, my God.
249
00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,170
What is this?
250
00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,205
[ Cheering fades, stops ]
251
00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,808
'Cause I love it!
252
00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,143
[ Cheering resumes ]
253
00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,978
Oh, my God!
Did you do this?
254
00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,481
Uh-huh.
255
00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,316
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you did this.
256
00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,719
This is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
257
00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,388
Well...
[Chuckles]
258
00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,489
you're welcome.
259
00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,758
[ Chuckles nervously ]
260
00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,493
Let's hear it for Owen!
261
00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,494
Yeah!
262
00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,029
Crowd: [ Chanting ] Owen! Owen!
Wow!
263
00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,330
Owen!
264
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,398
Owen!
How'd you do it?!
265
00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,700
All: Owen! Owen!
266
00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,305
What's up,
Angie's 30th Birthday Party?!
267
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,540
We're The Lefty Desks,
268
00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,408
formerly known
as Morning Announcements.
269
00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,510
[ Heavy metal music plays ]
270
00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,579
Will!
271
00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,646
Can you believe this?
272
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,682
I can. Not!
I cannot.
273
00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,417
Words cannot express
how unbelievable this is.
274
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,186
God, it's amazing.
Can I tell you something?
275
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,253
Owen's been telling me
he loves me,
276
00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,055
but I haven't been able
to say it back,
277
00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,057
and I didn't know why,
but I think part of me
278
00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,392
was worried
that he didn't get me.
279
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,461
Relationships are
a spicy meat-a-ball!
280
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,664
Go on.
281
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,765
Look around.
282
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,500
I mean,
this is just a-amazing.
283
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,403
I didn't even know
I wanted this party, but he did.
284
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,005
It's like he knows me
better than I know myself.
285
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,439
Yep, that's Owen.
[ Chuckles ]
286
00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,609
Oh, my God!
He got Alice Cooper!
287
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,944
Oh, no. That's actually
just Mark Rush in a wig.
288
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,279
Oh.
* You go insane
289
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,282
* Speeding through my
290
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,619
* Choo choo veins
291
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,353
That's uncanny.
292
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,022
[ Gasps ]
And he also got corn chips!
293
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,624
I love corn chips!
294
00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,691
Yes!
295
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,192
I know.
296
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,062
So, this is
a department store.
297
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,296
That's right.
298
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,633
The opportunities
to find a gift for your mom here
299
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:26,900
are endless.
300
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,269
But, alas, the department store
days are numbered.
301
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,439
It's a beautiful relic,
a-a noble dinosaur.
302
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,274
My favorite
is triceratops.
303
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,976
Try to stay with me,
Graham.
304
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,945
Dr. Douglas.
Welcome back.
305
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,246
Thank you, Cathy.
306
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,447
Hello, Doctor.
307
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,282
Ah, Loraine.
308
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,984
Did you
used to work here?
309
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,585
[ Whispering ] No, no,
I'm a dermatologist.
310
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,487
I'm like a celebrity
to these people.
311
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,289
U-Uh, Charlene?
312
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,792
Where did we go wrong,
huh?
313
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,128
Please, allow me
to buy you something fancy.
314
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:55,963
Who's the kid?
315
00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,330
Oh, it's unimportant.
316
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,265
I'm Graham.
317
00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,833
We're buying a gift
for my mom.
318
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,334
I made her
a pasta necklace,
319
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,003
but Douglas told me
it was trash.
320
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,137
And he was right.
321
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,439
[ Chuckles nervously ]
He's paraphrasing.
322
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,441
You know, I bet
your mom would've loved it.
323
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,610
I mean, not every woman
needs something fancy.
324
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,813
What about you, Charlene? Huh?
What do you need?
325
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,281
Come on.
Let's get into it.
326
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,149
But, Douglas --
Okay, look, I'll tell you what.
327
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,451
Here's my credit card.
Go nuts.
328
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,453
Should we have a meet-up plan
or something?
329
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,823
Yes, look for the 6'8" man
in the makeup section.
330
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,624
Okay? Thank you.
331
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,625
All right.
332
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,928
[ Cheering ]
333
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,330
This may be
the three Cabernets talking,
334
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,631
but I hate reading.
335
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,966
You know?
336
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,167
Oof.
They don't look happy.
337
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,268
Should I --
338
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,636
No. Again,
you shouldn't do anything.
339
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,471
What do we know
about your instincts?
340
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,140
Both:
[ Chanting ] Leftover water from a hot dog bag.
341
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,142
That's right. You just
keep serving them wine.
342
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,144
I'll take care
of the rest. Okay.
343
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,848
Poppy! Douglas took me shopping
for my mom.
344
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,482
I think I nailed it.
345
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,618
Whoa, cowboy.
346
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,486
Douglas!
Yeah, what the hell?!
347
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,654
The netting seemed cool,
348
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,489
and I like that there are
feathers on it!
349
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,291
You let him buy lingerie
for his mom?!
350
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,160
Of course I didn't
let him buy lingerie!
351
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,362
I gave him my credit card
and I sent him off.
352
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,698
So, sorry, D'Amato, but you're
going with the necklace.
353
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:05,966
I threw it away.
354
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,068
You said it was trash,
so I put it in the trash.
355
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,970
Hm.
Never said that.
356
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,705
Well, looks like
you're going dumpster diving.
357
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,639
Ow!
358
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,041
Oh, God.
The goat's in the wine!
359
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,209
[ Goat bleats ]
Get the goat out of the wine!
360
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,078
[ Cheers and applause ]
361
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,848
Hey, what's up, man?
362
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,049
Hey.
363
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,984
Hey, so, listen,
I just wanted to apologize,
364
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,253
'cause I know you planned
this entire thing,
365
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,088
and it is insane
that I took credit for it.
366
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,323
I think I might be a sociopath.
I already texted my therapist.
367
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,025
Listen, tonight is
not about me, so --
368
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,160
No, no, no.
No. I know.
369
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,695
But I really am sorry,
and...
370
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,064
I'm gonna tell Angie
the truth.
371
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,900
Although I did throw
a pretty awesome party.
372
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,001
[ Chuckles ]
373
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,102
Wait.
No, y threw the party.
374
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,603
Man, I really committed
to this lie.
375
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,872
I gotta come clean.
376
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,774
[ Chanting ] Chips, chips,
chips, chips, chips!
377
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,108
No, no, you don't.
378
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,077
I mean, she's having
such a good time.
379
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,344
So, how about this --
380
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,046
I'll fill you in on the plans
for the rest of the night
381
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,447
so that you can act
like you came up with it.
382
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,349
Now, in 10 minutes, we're gonna
be handing out gummy snakes
383
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,585
so that people
can bite the head off of them
384
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,120
like Ozzy Osbourne did
that one time,
385
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,389
and then in an hour,
we're bringing out the cake.
386
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,791
It's shaped
like a bat heart.
387
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,958
W-What's a bat heart
look like?
388
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,094
Kind of like a regular heart,
but smaller,
389
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,595
but actually bigger,
'cause this is a cake.
390
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,597
Got it.
And then, at the end of the night,
391
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,133
the band is gonna serenade Angie
with her favorite song.
392
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,568
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)"?
No.
393
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,437
That Eric Clapton song
about cocaine?
394
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,605
You mean "Cocaine"?
Yeah.
395
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,908
No. "Raining Blood"
by Slayer.
396
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,542
Man! How do you know
all this stuff?
397
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,544
It's fine.
You're gonna do great.
398
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,545
Wow.
399
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,847
You really went for it.
400
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,917
No, man.
You really went for it.
401
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,619
**
402
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,754
Okay, last pitch.
403
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:35,956
We call it "I Object:
404
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,291
A Woman's Journey Through Law:
The D'Amato Story,"
405
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,394
an inspiring tale of a paralegal
in a man's world.
406
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,963
[ Sighs ] I guess
I don't have to like
407
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,464
every play
that has my name on it.
408
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,566
We've been pitching you ideas
for an hour.
409
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,468
You haven't pitched any!
410
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,137
My idea was the idea
to do something!
411
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,338
Now clear a space!
412
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,440
[ Sighs ]
413
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,644
1989.
414
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,948
We hear the heartbeat,
crack of a baby's first cry,
415
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,683
jump to her first kiss,
flash forward to her law firm,
416
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,618
intermission, meet Graham,
meet future Graham,
417
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,187
flashback to monologue
from the womb,
418
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,788
and...curtain!
419
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,824
Roses, roses, roses,
New York Times goes crazy.
420
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,159
Okay,
so, what do you think?
421
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,793
Huh?Huh?Huh?
422
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,295
Fine!
I'll just do it myself!
423
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,464
[ Groans ]
424
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,999
[ Music continues,
cheers and applause ]
425
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,368
Hey. I just tried
the specialty cocktail.
426
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,604
Tomato D'Amato?
A Bloody Mary with tequila?
427
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,139
Genius!
428
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,975
How did you
think of it?
429
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,376
Just...
sort of came to me.
430
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,044
[ Chuckles ]
431
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,646
Actually, um...
432
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,315
I can't
keep taking credit.
433
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,349
No, don't be humble.
434
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,986
This party you threw
is incredible.
435
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:39,987
[ Sighs ]
436
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,188
And I just want to say...
437
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,655
Oh, God.
438
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:44,992
...I love you.
439
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,460
We have to break up.
440
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,162
What?
441
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,363
Mark: Let's hear it
for Angie and Owen!
442
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,798
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!
443
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,866
Get a room, you two!
444
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,868
[ Chuckles ]
445
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:55,869
Whoo!
446
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,038
**
447
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,643
You're breaking up with me?
At my birthday party?
448
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,644
That you planned?
449
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,812
I didn't plan the party.
450
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,180
What?
Look, I'm sorry.
451
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,182
I-I just sort of panicked
and took credit.
452
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,717
You looked so happy,
453
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,920
and I wanted to be the one
that made you feel that way.
454
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,487
You do make me happy.
455
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,156
Yeah, but there's
something missing.
456
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,491
That's why you couldn't say
"I love you."
457
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,693
And then when you did,
it was for something that I didn't even do.
458
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,930
I did say it, though.
459
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,498
Yeah, but do you?
460
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,533
Love me?
461
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,437
[ Heavy metal music plays ]
462
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,771
I don't know.
463
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:36,709
**
464
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,877
I'm sorry.
465
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:41,281
**
466
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,582
Okay.
467
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,218
I should probably go.
468
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,388
[ Smooches ]
469
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,691
**
470
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,560
[ Bleats ]
471
00:14:53,593 --> 00:15:00,600
**
472
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,171
[ Exhales deeply ]
473
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,308
Hey, Rory.
Are you okay?
474
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,476
No! I'm blocked!
475
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,078
The only thing
that I've done on that computer
476
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,879
is find the right level of zoom
for my eyes.
477
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,148
What's worse is, I feel
like I've let you all down.
478
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,117
I know you guys see me
as a leader --
479
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,451
the wise one,
480
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,287
nothing less than a god.
481
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,321
[ Whispering ]
We said that?
482
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,590
[ Whispering ]
No, but just nod.
483
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,958
And I can't
get this play done,
484
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,961
which means they had a right
not to invite us to the party.
485
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,829
Let's face it --
I'm a kid.
486
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,331
Is that so bad?
487
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,166
We're kids,
and we wrote a play.
488
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,002
There's even a part
for you.
489
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:38,138
Welcome to
our Emma, Amy, Sophie,
490
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,973
and Rory Banks
Production.
491
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,975
Hmm.
How big is my role?
492
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,010
You play Graham.
493
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,644
The son, huh?
494
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,013
Let me talk to my agent.
495
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,581
A-she said yes!
496
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,782
[ Laughter ]
497
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:50,850
Ladies.
498
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,186
So sorry I haven't
checked in on you.
499
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,487
So, what are we
talking about?
500
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,489
Everyone,
the bell has rung!
501
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,992
It's time
for another rock exam!
502
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,294
[ Heavy metal music plays ]
That's it! We are going to The Karen Club.
503
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,030
W-W-W-Wait. N--
504
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,364
Great.
We lost them!
505
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,166
Wait. Let me try something.
Give me a chance, okay?
506
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,667
Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Hey, hey.
507
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,869
Are you mad that
the heavy metal is ruining
508
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,339
your weird book club-type thing
or whatever this is?
509
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,373
Yeah!Yes!Yeah.
510
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,474
Yeah, but that's not all,
is it?
511
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,942
What else
is making you mad?
512
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,976
Pay gap!
Childcare!
513
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,311
That one part
in "Becoming"
514
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,612
where Michelle Obama says
515
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,714
a U.S. sitting congressman
made fun of her butt!
516
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,950
Ladies, you don't need
The Karen Club.
517
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,319
I think you need...
to rage!
518
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,887
Yeah!
519
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,556
Rock out that anger --
now!
520
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,191
Come on! Yeah!
Yeah!
521
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,192
Let's do this!
Go!
522
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,660
Okay!
523
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,961
Bess: Yeah!
524
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,463
I cannot believe that worked.
[ Exhales deeply ]
525
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,464
Me neither.
526
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,798
Yeaaah!
527
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,300
Hey, birthday girl.
528
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,968
Owen and I broke up.
529
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,036
What? Why?
530
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,871
He told me
he didn't throw this party.
531
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,039
Obviously, you did --
532
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,707
which I should've known.
533
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,343
Thank you for my party.
534
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,578
You're welcome.
535
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,683
I-I think I just wanted him
to know me that well.
536
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,485
**
537
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,519
I'm really sorry.
538
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,188
Yeah. Me too.
539
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,390
I just wanted you
to have a good 30th.
540
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,993
You know,
in spite of all of it,
541
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,495
I...think I did.
542
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,163
Mm.
543
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,365
Well, it's probably
the power of Ozzfest, right?
544
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,934
* The concrete cauldron
can't refuse me *
545
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,537
It's got to be the music.
Really gets inside of you.
546
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,771
Yeah,
I know I'm changed.
547
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,039
You hate this music.
548
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,040
I don't love it.
549
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,575
There was 20 minutes
where I thought
550
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,843
I was kind of
connecting with it,
551
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,113
and then I realized the band
was actually taking a break
552
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,914
and I was just listening
to a Hall & Oates CD.
553
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,782
[ Chuckles ]
Mark: Thank you!
554
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,619
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, we're gonna change tuning, and we'll be right back.
555
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,088
I'm sorry that you're
starting your 30s single.
556
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,556
No. You know what?
557
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,425
I spent my 20s single,
taking care of Graham,
558
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,693
and I still managed to end up
with a group of friends
559
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,729
who love me enough
to do this for me.
560
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,264
Technically,
did a lot myself, but...
561
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,234
If anything, this birthday
should be a celebration of that.
562
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,435
Hear, hear.
563
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,469
Graham: Mom?
564
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,571
Hi, sweetie.
Here's your gift.
565
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,140
I made it,
and I know it's terrible
566
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,274
and covered in trash.
567
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,775
I'm sorry.
568
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,910
No, this is so good.
569
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,280
Graham, what on Earth would
make you think this is bad?
570
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,482
Douglas told me so.
571
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,653
Oh, don't look at me surprised.
You know who I am.
572
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,654
It's okay.
573
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,122
You're going to
put it in a box
574
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,791
with the seashell earrings
I gave you that you never wore.
575
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,625
[ Sighs ]
576
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,794
Look, sweetie.
577
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,164
I don't always wear
the things you make,
578
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,132
but I do love them.
579
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,668
And they're not bad
because you made them.
580
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,471
They're amazing
because you made them.
581
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,439
That's really nice, Mom.
582
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,475
But I still want
to get you something
583
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,577
that you'll actually wear.
584
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,513
We just need to exchange
the lingerie I bought you.
585
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,315
What?
586
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,617
[ Guitars tuning, feedback ]
587
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,452
[ Laughing ]
Oh, yes! Yes!
588
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,787
[ Cheering ]
589
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,290
Channeling their rage
was a great idea. Word.
590
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,825
Miggy, I can't believe
I'm about to say this, but you really helped.
591
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,793
Word?!
Mm-hmm.
592
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,627
Thank you!
593
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,795
What is that
on your wrist?
594
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,129
Oh, it's
a Karen Club scrunchie.
595
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,031
Oh, it's a Karen Club
scrunchie. It is, yeah.
596
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,266
Oh, okay.
Wha--
597
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,268
All right, we got
one more song for you tonight,
598
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,170
and it goes out
to the birthday girl.
599
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,505
Bess:
Hey, she's a woman!
600
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,972
Don't diminish her!
She's your equal!
601
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,175
All right,
one, two, three, four!
602
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,211
[ "Raining Blood" plays ]
603
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,445
This is my favorite song!
604
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,013
I know.
605
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,381
Wait.
What time were you born?
606
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,283
10:30. Why?
607
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,319
You're technically
still in your 20s,
608
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,886
so there's still time
to...
609
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,956
You know,
do that thing
610
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,192
where you go on stage
during a cathartic moment
611
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,294
and sing in front
of a group of people
612
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,995
with steadily increasing
confidence.
613
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:23,963
No. No!
Do it!
614
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,864
No way!
Do it!
615
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,132
I'm not going up there!
No!
616
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,236
Both: [ Chanting ]
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
617
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:33,005
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
618
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,341
[ Cheering ]
619
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,678
**
620
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,681
I can't imagine this isn't
gonna become embarrassing.
621
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:47,320
**
622
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,055
* In purgatory
623
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,558
* A lifeless object alive
624
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,193
* Awaiting reprisal
625
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,095
* Death will be
their acquiescence *
626
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,531
* The sky is turning red
627
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,699
[ Cheering ]
628
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,435
* Return to power draws near
629
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,071
* Fall into me,
the sky's crimson tears *
630
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,874
* Abolish the rules
made of stone! *
631
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,710
**
632
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,579
[ Screams ]
633
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,913
That's my friend!
634
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,214
She's beautiful.
635
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,350
That's my goat.
636
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,185
He's beautiful.
637
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,353
Thank you.
638
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,722
**
639
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,057
* Raining blood!
* Raining blood!
640
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,894
* From the lacerated sky
641
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,463
* Bleeding its horror,
creating my structure *
642
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:34,534
* Now I shall reign
in bloo-o-o-o-o-od! *
643
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,269
Yeah!
644
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,404
I love corn chips!
645
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,442
So, you want to exchange this
teddy that your son bought you?
646
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,776
That's right.
647
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,278
That happened.
648
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,079
Now can we please
just move past it?
649
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:53,119
**
650
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,954
Happy birthday, Mom.
651
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,723
[ Sighs ]
652
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,857
I love it.
653
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,627
But it's missing
something.
654
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,664
**
655
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:14,307
**
656
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,808
Now it's perfect.
657
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,145
Love you.
658
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,813
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
659
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,149
This never happened.
660
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:27,749
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