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A POP Original Series
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[Both laughing]
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- [Snort] Stop, oh my God!
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- Oh!
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You must be having a lovely
morning.
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- Hey now, it's just getting
started.
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- Is it just getting started?
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Because it looks like the two
of you have been engaged
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in general merriment
for quite some time now.
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- Did he just say "merriment?"
- I think he did.
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- Yes, I said "merriment."
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Because that's what happens
when I spend too much time
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with my mother,
and I blame you two for it.
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- So how was uh,
dinner last night?
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- Ooh, long. We spent
two and a half hours
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going over a costume lineup
for the show.
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All so that you two of you
could sneak off
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to some secret dance rehearsal
behind her back
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like a pair of dirty
con artists.
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- Hey listen, David,
your Mom is a great director.
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She's just not used to working
with amateur dancers.
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- Yeah, last week she told me
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to dance like an Indonesian
scarf caught in the wind.
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I don't even know
what that looks like.
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- This "Money" number
is so complicated
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that if we don't get
the outside help,
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we will be laughed off stage.
You've seen me dance.
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- Yes, you have legs like
tree trunks,
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we knew that going into this.
- Thank you.
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- Can we just have one more
private session with Derek,
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and then it's done.
- One more session?!
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I thought last night
was the last session!
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- Well, we couldn't nail
the final lift.
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- What is this,
"Dirty Dancing?!"
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- David, please, just keep her
distracted for one more night.
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- No. No! It's too much!
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- Okay, then I guess
we can just...
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tell her we're getting
outside help.
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- Mm, good luck.
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When she was coaching me for
the "Little Mister" pageant,
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I made the mistake of going
to Mario Lopez for advice,
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he was the hosting at the time.
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Anyway, she found out,
and felt so betrayed,
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she "forgot" to double-knot
my tap shoes,
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and cost me the crown.
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So I will cover for you
for one more night.
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But that is it!
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This better be worth it.
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Excuse me, I have a job to do.
- Oh.
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♪♪♪
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[Birds chirp, dog barks]
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- Mm, Ted, it smells so good
in here!
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What's the occasion?
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- Brunch. That we were supposed
to make together.
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- Oh, don't worry, babe,
I've already eaten.
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- So then I guess
I'll just have your plate
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for dinner, then.
- Mm, yum!
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- Hey, so I was thinking
about maybe going into work
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a little bit later today.
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- Yay, if that means more
Teddy time for me, then yes.
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- No actually, I've been
thinking about maybe
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taking a longer break from work.
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- I'm listening.
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- What if we got out of town,
just the two of us?
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- Like Thelma and Louise?
- Nope.
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Uh no, I was thinking somewhere
more exotic, like,
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I don't know, somewhere that
would have beaches for you,
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and some interesting wildlife
for me?
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- Okay, I've just been to Miami
so many times before,
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and trust me, the "wildlife"
is not as sexy up close.
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- No, I'm talking about
farther away.
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Like, I don't know...
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the Galapagos Islands.
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- I love that.
- Really?
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- Yes, as a jumping-off point,
yes!
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But if we're thinking islands,
why don't we do something
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less sleepy and scary,
like, The Maldives?
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- Definitely something
to consider.
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And I guess while we're
spit-balling here,
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you know, it could be kinda fun
to go somewhere
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that you've never been before.
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Like, I don't know,
the Galapagos Islands.
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- Yes, Ted! An island
somewhere for sure.
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We just need to figure out
where.
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But I'm so glad we're on
the same page about this!
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- Yeah, yeah.
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And-And what page is that?
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- Well, we both agree
that we wanna get away,
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and we both agree that
we're gonna land
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on somewhere so good.
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Mhmm!
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Roland: Hey, Johnny.
I heard the news.
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Boy, we are really going
to miss Moira tonight
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at the annual Mayor's Roast.
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I was looking forward
to getting scorched.
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- Oh yeah, well, she's gonna
miss it, too.
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- Yeah, I mean,
when she starts going off,
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oh my God, you better have
the burn unit on speed dial.
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I mean, get the fire
extinguishers ready,
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because she is just slinging
heat!
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Which ultimately becomes fire.
- Yeah, I get it, I get it.
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She can, she can be funny
on occasion.
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- Yeah, it's okay though,
I've got uh, Bob's cousin,
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Louis, from Elm County,
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he's gonna come in
and fill in for her, so.
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- Yeah well, Louis' the last
guy that should be driving in
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for tonight.
Uh no, I- I uh...
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I'm more than capable
of taking Moira's place.
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- Johnny, I don't think so.
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Those are pretty high heels
to fill.
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- Well, don't you worry
about me, I've uh...
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I've handled myself pretty well
humorously speaking,
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in front of large crowds
before.
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- Jeez, if you bring up
that Rose Video
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shareholder's meeting again...
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- You better be spending this
time toughening your skin,
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Because I've got more
than a few...
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rippers up my sleeve
for tonight.
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- Okay um, first off, I have
no idea what "rippers" are.
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- Well, maybe you'd know,
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if you graduated elementary
school.
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[Guffaws]
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- I can't believe you said
that to me.
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- Oh Roland, I'm sorry, did I--
Was that too far?
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- [Laughs] Look at your face!
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"Oh Roland, I'm sorry,
did I go too far?"
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[Laughs]
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Oh pal, you are going
to get eaten alive tonight!
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[Door latch clicks, slams]
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[Insects buzz, birds chirp]
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[Horn honks]
- Oh!
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Moira: David! What are you
doing walking the streets
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all by yourself?
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- You make me sound like
a feral cat.
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I'm walking home.
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- Don't tell me the store
is already laying off people!
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- No, Patrick sent me home
to get a cheque
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that apparently is tax
for the government,
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and not, as I assumed,
a bonus for me.
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- Well, I'm glad I caught you,
because I got your missive
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about wanting to sup
this evening,
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and I'm afraid I must decline.
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- What? Why? Why?
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- David, full disclosure,
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you have been awfully clingy
of late.
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- Okay...
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I think it might be propitious
for you to spend
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some time with your peers.
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What's Patrick doing tonight?
Or Stevie?
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- They're um, busy.
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- Busy? Well, rehearsals end
sharply at six,
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so either one of them
should be free
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to dine with you thereafter.
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- I just don't think they're
available tonight.
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- Hmm, too tired?
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- Mm, yes. Yeah.
- Yes.
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They've both been struggling.
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- Yeah, that's-that's it.
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Your choreography has been
working them so hard
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they basically just go home
and fall sleep,
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so actually your show
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is stripping me
of a social life.
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- Alright, David, but it'll
have to be a working repast.
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I could use your eye for the
final design of the posters.
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Okay? You employ the wrong
font,
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and you may as well bid Auf
Wiedersehen to ticket sales.
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- Can't wait.
- Until then, dear!
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- We're both going home though!
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What the hell?!
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- Alexis, you don't need to do
those dishes.
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- I didn't, I just put them
on the counter.
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Um, I also found this
on the counter.
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"Charles Darwin Research
Center."
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What is this?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just-just some work stuff.
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- It says you were one
of ten people selected
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for a research program.
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- Oh, what?
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That's... crazy.
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- Is this why you kept bringing
up those islands this morning?
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- Oh, the Galapagos Islands?
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Uh, not necessarily, no.
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- Ted, why else would anyone
wanna go there?
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- You mean, other than wanting
to study some of the rarest
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and most diverse forms of plant
and animal life on the planet?
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Uh, yeah,
I guess you have a point.
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- You were selected out
of thousands of applicants?
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- It just means that they'll
have plenty of people
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to pick from
when I don't accept.
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- Ted!
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Why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?
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- Because I applied before
we got back together,
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and it takes a couple years
to process the applications.
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- A couple years?
It sounds important.
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- Well, listen,
it's not not important.
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But I can, I can always
apply again.
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You know, Emmett,
the tortoise is 180-years-old,
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So I'm sure he'll still be
around in another few years.
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- You love old tortoises!
It sounds like a dream.
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How long is the program?
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- Six months.
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- Oh, wow.
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- Yeah, see, this is why
I didn't wanna push it
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on you this morning, okay?
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Because you mean way more to me
than some dumb...
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once-in-a-lifetime
job opportunity.
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- Ted, I don't know what to say.
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I'd totally think about it,
but like,
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my laptop's here...
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- Okay, honestly,
just don't worry about it.
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- Well, what about
long distance?
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I once maintained a successful,
semi-committed
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text relationship
with Josh Hartnett
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while he was shooting
"Pearl Harbor".
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- Okay, Alexis, I appreciate
your creative problem solving,
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But. you know, I-I wouldn't
stay if I didn't feel
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like it was... it was
the right choice for me.
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- Babe, are you sure?
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- Yes.
- But are you sure, sure?
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Because I don't want you to not
go like, just because of me.
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- Okay Alexis, that's exactly
what's happening,
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but it's fine, okay?
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And I told you that it's fine,
so it's-it's fine!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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[Magazine rustles]
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- Okay... so we're all good,
then.
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That was a good talk
for everyone.
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You know what I am gonna do?
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I'm gonna do those dishes.
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Babe, do you have a dishwasher?
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Okay, I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna figure it out then.
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Okay.
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[Dish clatters]
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[Alexis sighs loudly]
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[Giggles]
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- Sounds like someone's
in a good mood.
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- What? Me? Oh.
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Sorry, you know those days
where you're just like,
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super in love?
- Hmm, not really.
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- You will. Anyway, I'm just
thinking about Ted and me.
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I can't believe we've come such
a long way, you know?
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- Aww!
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- Yeah. I just feel so lucky
to be with someone
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who would do anything for me.
245
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,807
Like, I just found out that he
got this crazy job opportunity,
246
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:53,636
and he's turning it down
just to be with me.
247
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,465
- Wow. That is lucky.
248
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:59,468
- He was ten people picked
out of like, ten thousand.
249
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,470
- Oh my God,
and he's not going?
250
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,254
- No, I think his perspective
251
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,995
was that there would be
other opportunities.
252
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,737
- Still, that must be totally
heartbreaking for him.
253
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:12,437
But I guess relationships
are all about sacrifice.
254
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,396
- Oh my God, yes,
Ted and I are so good
255
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,180
at that whole give and take
thing.
256
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,313
Like, he gives me so much,
257
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,837
and I have learned to take
as well.
258
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,274
- And I'm sure you give
things up for him
259
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,581
all the time as well.
260
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,756
- Totally.
261
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,671
But also, he never really
asks me to,
262
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,281
so that's hard for me
to do for him.
263
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,806
But if he did, I would.
264
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,416
- Oh, so he didn't ask you
to go with him?
265
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,593
- Not technically.
266
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,597
- Okay.
267
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,817
One day I hope I find a guy
like Ted.
268
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:47,211
Someone who would literally
put all their hopes and dreams
269
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,257
aside to be with me.
270
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,261
- Yeah.
271
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,611
Yeah. Thanks for the chat, Twy.
272
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,352
You're like my little
fairy godmother,
273
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,659
if she wore an apron,
and Celine Dion's perfume.
274
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,923
- Oh, so I've got a lot
of good material here,
275
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,969
I just need some help sifting
out the gold.
276
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,928
- I still don't see why
you dragged us into this.
277
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,756
- Well, you can be a tough
audience, Ronnie.
278
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,541
- What's that supposed to mean?
- See?
279
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,544
That's what I'm looking for,
honest reactions.
280
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,242
- Well, I've been honestly
reacting quite strongly
281
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,809
to your aftershave.
282
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:23,160
It's a bit too European
for my taste.
283
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,467
- Not the most helpful
feedback, Bob.
284
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,730
- Look, now that you've trapped
us here, just...
285
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,340
- What-what do you got,
Johnny?
286
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,168
- Okay, here we go.
287
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,258
Well, it's 1791, and three
explorers have landed--
288
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,520
- Next.
289
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,136
- I was flipping through the
phone book the other day, and--
290
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,920
- The phone book?
How old are these?!
291
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,487
- Well, you're not even
letting me
292
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,054
get to the punchlines, Ronnie.
293
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,143
- Johnny, you need a search
and rescue team
294
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,058
to find the punchlines
for those setups.
295
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,977
- Ah! Top ten things
you don't want Roland
296
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,153
to be in charge of:
- Ten too many.
297
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,850
Johnny, you gotta be short
and quick,
298
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,113
Like Roland in the bedroom.
299
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,767
- [Laughs]
300
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,204
- Now, that, that one
kills every year.
301
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,554
- Oh no, I love that one,
is that one up for grabs?
302
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,687
- No. You've gotta go
for the jugular,
303
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,428
Just stay away from spouses,
kids, and health,
304
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,777
and you'll be fine.
305
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,345
Now, if you'll excuse me,
306
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,869
I gotta get back to work,
which, up until now,
307
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,611
was the most boring part
of my day.
308
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:25,309
- Well, I'd love to use that
Roland in the bedroom joke.
309
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,921
- Fine, but I have a feeling
it ain't gonna help you.
310
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,879
- [Chuckles]
311
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,708
Man, when she's on fire,
look out!
312
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,581
- Well, you haven't seen me
on fire, Bob.
313
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,412
[Insects buzz]
314
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,198
- I'm glad I let you talk me
into another dinner, David.
315
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,243
That note you had about
including my name
316
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,289
on the poster as a sales tool,
317
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,378
that's something I've been
debating for some time now.
318
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,293
- Well, your name was already
on the all mock-ups,
319
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,816
so it was really more
of an observation.
320
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,253
- That reminds me, I must pop
by the rehearsal space,
321
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,821
Jocelyn said some colour
samples were dropped off today.
322
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,649
- Okay yeah, I--hmm.
323
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,346
I don't know if-I don't know if
I need to see colour samples,
324
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,479
you just showed me all
the mock-ups.
325
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,394
- But the printers require
my sign-off first thing, David.
326
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,527
- Well, it's-it's late,
I mean, it's...
327
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,095
It's 7:15. Are you sure
you should be walking
328
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,532
over there alone at this hour?
329
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,622
- Okay David, no more
"True Crime TV"
330
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,146
before bed for you.
331
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,452
I refuse to buy you
another night-light!
332
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,804
- Okay, well why don't I just
pick them up for you, then?
333
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,674
[Cell phone beeps]
334
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,894
Ah!
335
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,592
[Buttons click]
336
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,202
Hey, be careful!
337
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:35,423
♪♪♪
338
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,599
Both: ♪ When you haven't any
coal in the stove ♪
339
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,644
♪ And you freeze in the winter
and curse through the wind ♪
340
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,256
♪ And your fate when you haven't
any shoes on your feet ♪
341
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,518
♪ And your coat's thin
as paper ♪
342
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,954
♪ And you look 30 pounds
underweight ♪
343
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,390
♪ When you go to get a word
344
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,653
♪ Of advice from the fat
little pastor... ♪
345
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,829
- What the hell?!
346
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,874
- I don't-I don't know.
347
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:52,875
Both: ♪ At the window...
348
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,659
[Music, tapping]
349
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,357
- ♪ At the window!
- ♪ Who's there?
350
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,663
- ♪ Hunger!
- ♪ Ooh, hunger!
351
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,449
Both: ♪ See how love flies
out the door ♪
352
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,494
♪ Money makes the world
go round ♪
353
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,193
♪ The world go round
the world... ♪
354
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,238
♪ Money makes the world
go round ♪
355
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,241
♪ The clinking clanking
sound of... ♪
356
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,287
♪ Money money money money money
money money money ♪
357
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,897
- Get a little!
- Get a little!
358
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,159
Both: ♪ Money money money
money ♪
359
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,205
♪ A mark, a yen, a buck,
or a pound ♪
360
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,729
♪ Clinking clanking
clunking sound ♪
361
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,905
♪ It's all that makes
the world go round ♪
362
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,908
♪ Makes the world go round!
363
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,084
[Both panting and laughing]
364
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,914
Stevie: Oh my God.
- Ahem.
365
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,134
- David, what are you
doing here?
366
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,919
- I have questions.
367
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921
- Mrs. Rose, this is Derek.
368
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,228
He's been just helping us
369
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,578
practice the steps
to the number.
370
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,928
- And how long have you all
been moonlighting?
371
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,930
- Just... just about a week.
372
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,932
- It's a really fun piece.
373
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,108
- Yes, I'm aware, thank you.
374
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,546
- I'm just gonna head outside.
Stevie: Yeah. Yes.
375
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,939
- Thanks, Derek.
376
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,333
- So all this time I thought--
poor David thought
377
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,249
that you were home,
resting your instruments!
378
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:05,208
- Ohh...
- I'm so disappointed.
379
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,343
Both: Sorry, David.
- It's okay.
380
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,781
- However, in the business
of show,
381
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:16,828
skullduggery, when it leads
to such thrilling results,
382
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,875
a pinch of moral corruption
is a small price to pay.
383
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,269
[Clapping]
384
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,010
- Oh, is that good?
- Yeah, I think so.
385
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,663
- You choreographed this?
386
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:29,189
- I loosened the pickle jar.
Derek merely popped the lid.
387
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,060
- Very impressed.
388
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,019
Was not embarrassed at all.
389
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,585
And I thought I would be.
390
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,239
- So sweet.
391
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,242
[Car rumbles, shuts engine off]
392
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,774
- Babe!
393
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,168
- I didn't like how we left
things this morning.
394
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,257
- Me neither.
395
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:57,304
I'm the one that
should be sorry.
396
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,349
- No, I should've been
more direct,
397
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,308
and we should've just talked
this through.
398
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,179
And I actually did some
research on the Maldives,
399
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,007
and there's this beautiful
resort that we could stay at,
400
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,792
it just means we might have
to work there part-time,
401
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,185
to cover the costs.
402
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,753
But I feel like I could
teach windsurfing.
403
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,581
- Of course you've done
research on this trip.
404
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,498
But you've done too much
for me already.
405
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109
You do too much for me.
406
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,808
And so I think it's time that
I give something back to you.
407
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,375
- My FitBit?
408
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,334
- No. I lost that.
409
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,988
But the last thing I wanna do
410
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,859
is stand between you
and this job.
411
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:34,167
You've worked so hard,
and I'm proud of you.
412
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,953
And so, yes, Ted Mullens,
413
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,999
I will go to the Cayman Islands
with you.
414
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,522
- Uh, you mean the Galapagos?
415
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,871
- Yeah, wherever
the turtles are.
416
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,091
- Are you sure, sure?
417
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,918
- No. But, yes.
418
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,181
[Both laugh]
419
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,660
- Muah! Alexis, you continue
to amaze me.
420
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,053
I can't wait to do this
with you.
421
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,794
Oh! We're gonna need
to shots.
422
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,404
- Yes! Let's celebrate!
423
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,319
- Uh, no, no, no, I meant
like, vaccinations.
424
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,842
- Mm...
425
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,453
- Yeah, just 'cause we'll be
spending a lot of time
426
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,063
in tents, and there could be
disease-carrying
427
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,065
insects around, so.
- Okay. Okay.
428
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,111
Um, this is still very fresh.
429
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,069
I made this decision like,
two minutes ago,
430
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:10,203
so why don't we focus
more on the beach,
431
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,075
and less on the details?
432
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,642
- Fair enough.
433
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,036
- [Laughs]
434
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,733
[Raucous laughter]
435
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,648
- When it comes to making
decisions,
436
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,867
Roland likes to go
with his gut.
437
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,479
And boy, does he have a lot
of gut to go with.
438
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,220
- Ohhhh!
[All laugh]
439
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,873
- Yes, I do.
440
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,789
- And look at Bob,
pretending to get it.
441
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,836
And we all know Gwen,
he hasn't gotten it in years!
442
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,143
All: Ohhh! [Laughter]
443
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,668
- Oh, that-Ronnie is just
crushing it!
444
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,497
I mean, you know, everybody
really has so far.
445
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,934
- Okay, okay, that's all
I got for now.
446
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,719
So I'm just gonna hand it over
to the one
447
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,895
who wears the pants
in the Rose family.
448
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,897
But Moira is not here
right now.
449
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,334
[Audience laughs]
450
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,553
- So I'm gonna pass it over
to Johnny.
451
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,903
- All right, Johnny!
Go on!
452
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,514
Head on up there!
453
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:04,648
Let's see what you've got up
your starched sleeve of yours.
454
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,433
- I'll tell you what I've got
up my sleeve Roland,
455
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,610
a few tasty little rippers
that uh...
456
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,786
are more palatable
than anything
457
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,789
Jocelyn's been serving up
tonight, so.
458
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,705
- Hey, is that a crack
about my cooking?
459
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,099
- From the guy who's had
four helpings?
460
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,578
[All laugh]
Roland: Yeah!
461
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,190
- Oh, and Bob's joking about me
having four helpings,
462
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,584
we all know if you've ever
taken your car to Bob's Garage,
463
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:31,588
he's not necessarily known
"four helpings" anyone.
464
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,155
[Chuckles]
465
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,636
[Silence,
dog barks outside]
466
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,899
- Well anyway, a couple
of little improvs there
467
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,031
to get started, but uh, uh...
468
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,428
what was I saying?
- Nothing funny so far.
469
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,387
[Roland laughs]
470
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,389
- Hey Johnny, come on,
I've got a white flag,
471
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,434
why don't you just start
waving it?
472
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,870
All: Ohhh!
473
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,959
- Yeah, Roland, may I point out
that I was quiet
474
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,224
when everyone else was up here
doing their roasts.
475
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,313
- I wish you were quiet
right now!
476
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,532
[All laugh]
477
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,361
- Well, things seem
to be going downhill fast.
478
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,494
Which is what the town must've
been thinking when Roland
479
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,670
elected himself Mayor.
480
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,280
[Audience laughs]
481
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,587
- Okay, I'll give him that.
482
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,763
- Oh, got a smile out
of Ronnie.
483
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,286
The last time anyone saw
her this happy
484
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,028
was at a 3-for-1 sale
on cargo pants!
485
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,292
[Audience laughs]
486
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,989
- Where? Where?
487
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,166
[Audience laughs]
488
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,733
- All right, Johnny, starting
to make some moves, now.
489
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,300
- Cargo, I said car-go,
490
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,563
which is what a car
is supposed to do...
491
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,826
unless you take it
to Bob's Garage!
492
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,393
[All laugh]
493
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,398
- Well listen, I don't want
to overstay my welcome,
494
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,748
I'll keep things short
and quick.
495
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:48,491
Which reminds me of the last
time I was in Roland's bedroom,
496
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,232
um... well,
497
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,321
I-I wasn't in Roland's bedroom,
but the--
498
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,195
Ah! What was it, Ronnie?
- Just sit down, Johnny.
499
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,328
- Well anyway, the punchline
is, it was short and quick.
500
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,025
[Forced laughter]
501
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:04,159
Anyway, I'm gonna quit
while I'm ahead, folks.
502
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,595
[Audience laughs]
503
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,380
- I think it's a little late
for that, pal.
504
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,208
- Ohhh!
[Audience laughs]
505
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,949
- Good job, Johnny, all right.
506
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,212
[Audience laughs]
507
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,608
Johnny: No, I wish you guys
could've been there tonight.
508
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,871
I was really ripping into them.
509
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,656
- Yes, I'm sure you killed
them, dear,
510
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,788
with all the venom
of a silkworm.
511
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,225
- Oh, you know what, Moira?
512
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,270
Jealousy doesn't look good
on you.
513
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,403
Much like that mirrored
jumpsuit you wore
514
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,274
to Candy Spelling's 50th!
515
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,842
- John!
- Oh my God, Dad!
516
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,931
- Why don't you take it easy,
Alexis,
517
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,846
like you did with
your education?
518
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,369
- [Laughs]
- Ugh!
519
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,197
- I mean, he's not wrong.
- Oh, look at David.
520
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,025
Smart enough to get that joke,
521
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,288
but not smart enough
to stop wearing sweaters
522
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,811
in the middle of summer.
523
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,683
- Burn, David!
524
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,598
- Okay, here's why that joke
didn't work.
525
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,600
- And look at you, John.
526
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,819
A worthy competitor emerges.
527
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,039
Something the good people
at Blockbuster never said
528
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,433
about Rose Video. Ha! Ha!
529
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,479
- That was low,
like David's standards.
530
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:04,915
- [Laughs]
531
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:08,092
- Or the placement of Alexis'
back tattoo.
532
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,138
- Alexis has a back tattoo?
533
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,488
- Alexis, what have you done
to yourself?!
534
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:15,012
- It says "that's hot"
in Cantonese.
535
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,320
Got it in Hong Kong.
- Ugh!
536
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,758
I was 12-years-old!
537
00:21:21,808 --> 00:21:26,358
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