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THAT WAS...
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ONE OF MY TOP TEN FUCKS.
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YEAH.
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DEFINITELY ONE OF MY...
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TOP TEN...
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THOUSAND.
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OH... GOD.
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I SHOT BUCKETS.
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YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR SHOWER?
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WEAR IT HOME PROUDLY.
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I'M BUSY.
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WHAT, ARE YOU JUST KICKING ME OUT?
YOU GOT IT.
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WHY ARE THE BEST FUCKS ALWAYS
THE BIGGEST JERKS?
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RISE AND SHINE, LOVER. HMM.
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"LOVER". HUH.
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HOW I LOVE THAT WORD. HMM.
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MM, WHAT SMELLS SO YUMMY?
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I MADE YOU
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SOME OF MY SPECIAL ROAST.
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HMMM. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE
I LIKE MY MEN.
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STRONG, FULLBODIED,
AND PIPING HOT.
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HUH! STOP.
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IT'S TRUE.
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YOU WERE....
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YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT.
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I WAS? MMM, SO...
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GENTLE, SO SENSITIVE...
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AND YET, SO FORCEFUL.
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WHO KNEW?
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WELL, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE
MY BEST FRIEND,
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THERE'RE SOME THINGS ONLY
A LOVER CAN KNOW.
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HMMM.
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"LOVER".
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HOW I LOVE THAT WORD.
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AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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YOU ARE...
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SENSATIONAL.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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REALLY? HUH.
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THE MIRACLES YOU CAN PERFORM
WITH YOUR TONGUE.
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TAUNTING ME, TEASING ME...
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DRIVING ME MAD. HMM.
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AND YOUR ASS. HMM?
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YOUR ASS IS...
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AS SOFT...
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AS MY NEW EGYPTIAN COTTON,
2,000-THREAD COUNT SHEETS.
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CAREFUL, DON'T SPILL.
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AND THEY SAID IT
WOULD NEVER WORK.
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FOOLS. WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
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AHH. HMM.
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OH, MORE CREAM, SWEETHEART?
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MM, THANKS, LOVER.
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"LOVER".
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HOW I LOVE THAT WORD.
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HMM, MMMM.
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HAVE ANOTHER BITE,
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LAMB CHOP.
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HUH. THANK YOU, TEDDY BEAR.
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I'M GOING TO HEAVE
MY HASH BROWNS.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT UNSPEAKABLE
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ACTS OF PERVERSION YOU
TWO FREAKS COMMIT IN PRIVATE,
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DO YOU HAVE TO FLAUNT IT IN THE FACES
OF DECENT, GOD-FEARING CITIZENS?
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
WE HAVE WHAT YOU DON'T.
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ANAL WARTS?
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HUH.
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A LOVING, MATURE RELATIONSHIP.
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OPEN UP FOR THE CHOO-CHOO,
BOO-BOO.
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LA, LA-LA, LA...
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THERE YOU GO, HONEY.
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HOW'S THAT SHINER COMING?
IT'S NOTHING.
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OW! WHAT, IT STILL SMARTS?
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ANIMAL!
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LEAVE HIM ALONE, MA.
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I ASKED FOR IT.
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NOBODY ASKS TO GET
PUNCHED IN THE EYE.
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SINCE WHEN DO GAY GUYS
USE THEIR FISTS?
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YEAH, I'LL GET, UH,
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BIG HAIRY AL TO EXPLAIN
THAT TO YOU.
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HEY, UH...
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Y-YOU WROTE "RAGE", RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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I MEAN...
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YEAH, WITH A PARTNER.
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I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME,
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Y-YOU KNOW, HAVING A GAY
SUPERHERO.
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I ONLY WISH HE'D BEEN AROUND
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.
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YEAH. ME TOO.
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HEY, SO, WHEN'S THE NEXT
ISSUE COMING OUT?
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YEAH, MIKEY,
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WHEN IS THE NEXT ISSUE COMING OUT?
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NOT SURE.
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WELL, I CAN'T WAIT.
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OKAY, UH, BABY,
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YOU NEED THREE EGGS, SMASH...
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STILL HERE, I SEE?
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I TRIED TO QUIT.
YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME.
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YEAH WELL, WE ALL KNOW
HOW SUBTLE
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HER POWERS OF PERSUASION CAN BE.
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BESIDES, I NEED THE MONEY.
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I GUESS BRIAN CAME IN HANDY
FOR SOMETHING.
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LOOK, IF YOU WANT MONEY, THE...
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THE COMIC BOOK'S A BIG HIT.
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I MEAN, WE SOLD OUT
THE FIRST ISSUE ALREADY
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AND PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR IT.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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WE SHOULD WORK TOGETHER?
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WE DON'T HAVE TO LIKE EACH OTHER,
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BUT WE... WE DID MAKE A COMMITMENT.
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YOU BETRAYED ME.
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YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF. AND BRIAN.
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OH, LOOK, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
TO DO WITH "RAGE".
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OR YOU.
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WHOO-OO-OO!
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MOMMY'S GOT YOU AND ALL OF YOU,
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EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT,
ALL THE TIME!
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YEAH... NO,
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THEY'RE NOT APPEALING.
IT'S SETTLED.
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YEAH. WE NEED TO DRAFT UP
A PAYMENT SCHEDULE.
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UH, THE NOTES ARE ON
MY HARD DRIVE.
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OKAY.
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HEY!
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LOOK WHAT MAMA GOT FOR YOU.
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OH-H. HEYHEY-HEY-HEY,
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NOT BEFORE LUNCH. OOH,
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MEAN OLD MOMMY WON'T LET YOU
CARB UP AFTER YOUR...
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YOUR WORKOUT. UH-UH.
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HEY, MEL.
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HEY! HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
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AT THE SWING SETS LATELY.
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THE ONLY RECESS I GET IS WHEN
JUDGE HARTLEY CALLS IT.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE IN COURT ALL DAY.
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WE FINALLY SETTLED
THE KITTRICH CASE.
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH MY GOD, IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS!
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OF DEFERRED FEES,
NOW WE'RE PAID IN FULL.
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WHOO-HOO!
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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS.
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AH, YOU TOO, DUSTY.
ON YOUR SECOND?
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YEAH, A FEW YEARS AGO,
WHO WOULD'VE THUNK
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THIS BIG OL' DYKE WOULD
BE HAVING A KID?
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NOW I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR
MY THIRD.
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OH-OH, THREE? OH.
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OOH, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE RAT!
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? AREN'T
YOU DUE FOR ANOTHER? OH,
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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OH, I HAVE MY HANDS FULL
WITH ONE.
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DON'T I, BABY?
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OH, OKAY, OKAY.
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YOU OKAY?
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YEAH.
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THE CLAW JUST GETS TIRED SOMETIMES.
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE AVERAGES A DAY?
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NO. 40 BUCKS.
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I HAD NO IDEA BEING A BEGGAR
COULD BE SO LUCRATIVE.
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HE'S NOT A BEGGAR.
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HE'S A STREET PERFORMER.
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HOW ROMANTIC.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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LAST NIGHT, WE MADE LOVE
ON THE ROOF.
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UNDERNEATH THE STARS.
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NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
WITH BRIAN.
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I DON'T KNOW. I RECALL HEARING
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ABOUT SOME PRETTY HOT NIGHTS.
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HMM. REMEMBER HOW HE'D
FUCK YOU SO HARD
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YOU COULD STILL FEEL HIM
INSIDE YOU THE NEXT MORNING?
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DAPHNE.
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YOUR WORDS, DARLING, NOT MINE.
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IF I HAVE TO PLAY
"LA CAMPANELLA"
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ONE MORE TIME,
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I'M GOING TO SCREAM.
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MY POOR LITTLE GENIUS.
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HEY, DAPH.
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WHAT'RE YOU TAKING
NEXT TERM, MAN?
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COMP-ANAT AND BIO-CHEM.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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I'M NOT.
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WHAT?
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I'M DROPPING OUT.
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NO WAY.
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NO MONEY. WELL,
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WHO'S BEEN PAYING FOR IT?
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You sound hot.
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UH-HUH.
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So, uh, what are you into?
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SITTING ON YOUR FACE
WHILE YOU SUCK MY BALLS.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh fuck, I'm so hard.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A
HIT OF POPPERS,
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STICK A COUPLE OF FINGERS
UP YOUR HOLE AND JERK OFF?
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Oh my! Call me! Oh...
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YOU'RE WASTING IT ON THE PHONE.
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WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC TROLL
ARE YOU?
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HUH. YOU DIDN'T MEAN
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WHAT YOU SAID IN THE PARK,
DID YOU?
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NO COOKIES BEFORE LUNCH? HMM.
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NO BABIES AFTER GUS.
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WELL NOW THAT HE'S IN PRE-SCHOOL,
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I WAS HOPING TO RETURN TO CIVILIAN LIFE.
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YOU KNOW, TEACH, GET BACK INTO MY ART.
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SARA EVEN SAID THAT IF I HAD
ENOUGH PAINTINGS
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SHE COULD GIVE ME A SHOW.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
IF WE HAVE ANOTHER KID?
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I UNDERSTAND, BUT IT'S NOT
LIKE WE CAN...
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POP OUT A BABY WHENEVER WE WANT.
OH-H.
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IT REQUIRES...
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TIMING,
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PLANNING...
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WRONG TIME, WRONG PLAN.
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YOU LOVED BEING PREGNANT.
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I DID? UH, GOD,
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WERE YOU EVER SEXY!
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I WAS?
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YOU HAD A BIG, HARD...
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BELLY AND...
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HOT, LUSCIOUS TITS AND...
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YOU WERE HORNY ALL THE TIME.
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OH-H,
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I DON'T REMEMBER IT
QUITE THAT FONDLY.
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OKAY.
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THEN HOW ABOUT THIS?
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WHEN WE BROUGHT GUS HOME
FROM THE HOSPITAL,
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YOU SAID, "I WANT A HOUSE FILLED
WITH CHILDREN.
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CHILDREN WHO KNOW THEY'RE LOVED,
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WHO ARE AN EXPRESSION OF OUR LOVE."
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MM-HM.
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YOU'RE VERY PERSUASIVE, COUNCILLOR.
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MMM! WHAT SMELLS SO YUM-A-LICIOUS?
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BEN'S STIRRING UP SOME THAI DELIGHT.
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ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN US?
THERE'S PLENTY.
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OH, THANK YOU, BENJAMIN.
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BUT I'M ON MY WAY TO MEET MR. RIGHT.
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I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY MET HIM.
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OH, IT'S JUST, UH...
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JUST THIS GAME THAT TEDDY AND I PLAY.
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WE, UH, FIND EACH OTHER AT BABYLON
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AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING TO ME LIKE,
"COME HERE OFTEN?"
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AND, UH, I'LL SAY SOMETHING
TO HIM LIKE, UH,
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"ONLY WHEN MY BOYFRIEND'S
OUT OF TOWN." HUH.
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AND THEN WE GO BACK TO
HIS PLACE AND FUCK LIKE BUNNIES.
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OH, THAT'S CUTE.
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SO, UM, DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO HOOK UP LATER?
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NOTHING SHORT OF A DISASTER
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COULD DRAG US OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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ALL RIGHT THEN, POP.
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TRY NOT TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN. TA!
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BYE.
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COME AND GET IT. HUH,
248
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THESE WORDS I HAVE BEEN
DROOLING TO HEAR.
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MMM. HM-MM.
250
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EMMETT FORGET HIS KEY?
251
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EMMETT NEVER FORGETS HIS KEY.
252
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YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THAT COULD BE...
253
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YOU DON'T ANSWER IT, HE'LL GO AWAY.
254
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YOU SAID I WAS WELCOME ANYTIME.
255
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FUCK.
256
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AT LEAST GIVE ME A LITTLE DINNER
257
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AND SCHMOOZE ME UP FIRST.
258
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SO.
259
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WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
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MEE KROB.
261
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF MEATLOAF?
262
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I ONLY MADE ENOUGH FOR TWO.
263
00:11:54,436 --> 00:11:56,502
OH, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS
GOING TO JOIN ME? BRIAN,
264
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BEN AND I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND...
265
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AN EVENING AT HOME.
266
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ALONE.
267
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BUT IT'S "NINE-INCH NITE" AT BABYLON.
268
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ANY GUY WITH MORE THAN NINE
INCHES GETS IN FOR FREE. SO...
269
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I FIGURED I'D BUY YOUR TICKETS.
270
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BUT WE PREFER TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.
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I THOUGHT YOU AND MICHAEL
272
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WERE SPENDING A QUIET
EVENING ALONE TOGETHER.
273
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THE BEST UN-LAID PLANS...
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MM-HM! I HAVE TO TINKLE.
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DON'T BE LONG, LOVER.
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MMMM. MMMM.
277
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LOOKING GOOD, EMMETT.
278
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HEY, STRANGER. COME HERE OFTEN?
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ONLY WHEN MY BOY...
280
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OH MY GOD, IT'S, UM... DIJON.
281
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LIKE THE MUSTARD. RIGHT!
282
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YEAH, I KNEW YOU WERE A...
CONDIMENT.
283
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I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU,
BABY.
284
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YOU HAVE? THAT'S, UH...
285
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THAT'S SWEET. MORE LIKE...
286
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HOT 'N' SPICY. HMM.
287
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I'M BACK FROM MY FLIGHT.
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OH! YEAH, YOU'RE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
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RIGHT. RIGHT.
290
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AND I HAVE A THREE DAY LAY-OVER.
291
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PLENTY OF TIME TO GET LAID, OVER AND OVER.
292
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YOU STILL UP FOR THAT DATE?
293
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DATE?
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UH, THAT WE MADE AT THE GYM
A FEW WEEKS AGO.
295
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MAYBE, UM...
296
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THIS WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY.
297
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AH...
298
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YEAH, UH...
299
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OH YEAH, IT'S...
I-IT'S COMING BACK.
300
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UM... YOU...
301
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:21,789
UH, YOU KNOW, AS...
302
00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:24,255
AS MUCH AS I WOULD...
303
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LOVE TO, UH...
304
00:14:26,823 --> 00:14:30,055
THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT HAS CHANGED.
305
00:14:30,055 --> 00:14:33,221
POSTAGE WENT UP? HMMM.
306
00:14:33,221 --> 00:14:34,654
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
307
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WELL, I WON'T TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
308
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IF YOU WON'T TELL MINE.
309
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HERE'S THE ADDRESS.
310
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TOMORROW?
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SAY, ABOUT 7:00?
312
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HELLO, STRANGER, COME HERE OFTEN?
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OH! TEDDY IT'S YOU, HEY.
314
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WHO DID YOU THINK IT WAS?
315
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:13,484
YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE SO LONG,
316
00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:15,317
I THOUGHT YOU'D FALLEN IN OR SOMETHING.
317
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:17,517
OR MET SOMEONE ELSE, AH...
318
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MET SOMEONE ELSE!
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SO FUNNY.
320
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:32,849
IT'S ABOUT TIME. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
321
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,248
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
322
00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:35,948
NOT AS YOUNG AS IT ONCE WAS.
323
00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:38,383
WHY DON'T YOU COME DANCE? MICHAEL, I TOLD YOU.
324
00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:40,013
I HAVE GOT A CLASS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
325
00:15:40,013 --> 00:15:41,548
THAT'S PERFECT. YOU CAN LEAVE
STRAIGHT FROM HERE.
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GOTTA GO.
327
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SURE, MIKEY.
328
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I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
329
00:15:54,546 --> 00:15:57,146
JUSTIN TELLS ME YOU'RE A... GENIUS, HUH.
330
00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:01,445
NO, I LIKE TO THINK I
INHERITED IT FROM MY GRANDFATHER.
331
00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:03,246
HE WAS AT A CONCENTRATION CAMP.
332
00:16:04,978 --> 00:16:07,044
OH! OH, I'M SORRY...
333
00:16:07,044 --> 00:16:08,479
LUCKILY, HE SURVIVED
334
00:16:08,479 --> 00:16:09,878
AND HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO PLAY.
335
00:16:09,878 --> 00:16:11,644
THANK GOD.
336
00:16:11,644 --> 00:16:13,379
I'M ALSO FORTUNATE TO HAVE PARENTS WHO...
337
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,977
PAID FOR ALL THOSE LESSONS EVEN
THOUGH THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH MONEY.
338
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:18,112
WELL, HOW NICE
339
00:16:18,112 --> 00:16:20,345
TO HEAR SOMEONE PRAISING THEIR PARENTS
340
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:21,712
FOR A CHANGE.
341
00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,744
I SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.
342
00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:25,344
YOU'RE JUST NOT AROUND TO HEAR IT.
343
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,210
WELL, I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA PRACTICE.
344
00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,410
ETHAN'S A FINALIST FOR THE HEIFETZ COMPETITION.
345
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,744
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
346
00:16:30,744 --> 00:16:33,611
I HOPE YOU WIN IT. ME TOO.
347
00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:34,676
NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. TAYLOR.
348
00:16:36,476 --> 00:16:38,143
MY PLEASURE.
349
00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:39,809
THANKS AGAIN FOR LUNCH. AND YOU...
350
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:42,475
SEE YOU AT HOME. YEAH.
351
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:49,808
OH, WELL.
352
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,007
HE SEEMS LIKE A...
353
00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:52,940
AN ACCOMPLISHED YOUNG MAN.
354
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,606
DON'T LEAVE OUT "CUTE". VERY.
355
00:16:54,606 --> 00:16:56,073
CUTE.
356
00:16:56,073 --> 00:16:57,274
AND CERTAINLY...
357
00:16:57,274 --> 00:16:58,439
MORE APPROPRIATE FOR YOU THAN BRIAN.
358
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:01,307
NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BRIAN.
359
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:03,072
IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM, I DON'T KNOW
360
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:04,539
WHAT EITHER OF US WOULD'VE... DO YOU MIND
361
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:06,772
IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM? I'M WITH ETHAN NOW.
362
00:17:08,806 --> 00:17:10,106
LET ME GET THE TIP.
363
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,872
PUT YOUR MONEY AWAY.
364
00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:13,140
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO NEED IT.
365
00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:17,939
MAYBE I CAN HELP WITH TUITION.
366
00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:19,138
AT LEAST PART OF IT.
367
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,072
YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND MOLLY.
368
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:22,171
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
369
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,672
MOLLY SAYS HE ASKS ABOUT YOU.
370
00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:27,038
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT.
371
00:17:27,038 --> 00:17:28,970
JUSTIN.
372
00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:31,337
MAYBE NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT WITH BRIAN,
373
00:17:31,337 --> 00:17:33,137
HE MIGHT... I'M NOT ASKING DAD FOR A FUCKING THING.
374
00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,637
HE'S BEEN VERY GENEROUS WITH YOUR SISTER.
375
00:17:39,637 --> 00:17:42,670
MAYBE IF YOU... EXPLAINED THE SITUATION,
376
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,603
HE MIGHT COME THROUGH. AFTER ALL...
377
00:17:45,603 --> 00:17:47,168
HE'S STILL YOUR FATHER.
378
00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:52,770
I KNOW I MAY NOT BE STANDING HERE
379
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,101
WITH A RAZOR BLADE AT MY WRIST,
380
00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:55,469
OR A LIGHT BULB UP MY ASS,
381
00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:59,166
BUT I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE NOW! I...
382
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,134
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE GODDAMNED GAY CRISIS HELP LINE
383
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:03,266
TO TAKE MY CALL FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES.
384
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:05,701
YOU SHOULD TELL THEM YOU HAVE A REALLY BAD TINT JOB.
385
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:07,500
I'M SURE THEY'D PUT YOU RIGHT THROUGH.
386
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:10,834
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
387
00:18:12,434 --> 00:18:14,133
THE PROBLEM IS...
388
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:16,768
I HAVE THIS FRIEND...
389
00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:17,833
THAT WOULD BE YOU.
390
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,567
WHO IS, UM,
391
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,434
IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND...
392
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,999
THAT WOULD BE THEODORE.
393
00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:24,499
BUT BEFORE THEY REALIZED THEY WERE IN LOVE,
394
00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:26,432
MY FRIEND MADE THIS... PREVIOUS COMMITMENT.
395
00:18:26,432 --> 00:18:27,632
MM-HM. FUCK DATE.
396
00:18:27,632 --> 00:18:30,164
WITH THIS REALLY, REALLY HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
397
00:18:30,164 --> 00:18:31,864
DIJON? LIKE THE MUSTARD?
398
00:18:31,864 --> 00:18:33,667
GOD, HE'S A FIRST CLASS FUCK.
399
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,765
PLUS YOUR FRIEND WILL GET FREE BONUS MILES.
400
00:18:35,765 --> 00:18:38,431
SO WHAT ABOUT THE REMORSE AND... GUILT?
401
00:18:38,431 --> 00:18:39,931
TELL HIM NOT TO SWEAT IT.
402
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:41,564
HE'S PROTECTED BY THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE.
403
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,297
WHAT'S THAT? THAT STATES THAT ANY AGREEMENT
404
00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:46,698
MADE BEFORE THE CURRENT ARRANGEMENT
405
00:18:46,698 --> 00:18:47,996
IS STILL CONSIDERED LEGALLY BINDING
406
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,330
AND MUST THEREFORE BE HONOURED.
407
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,163
SO YOU MEAN MY... FRIEND
408
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:53,662
COULD ACTUALLY, UM...
409
00:18:53,662 --> 00:18:55,696
BLOW SAID REALLY HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANT
410
00:18:55,696 --> 00:18:58,894
AND STILL BE WITHIN HIS RIGHTS?
411
00:18:58,894 --> 00:19:01,628
AS LONG AS HE KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT... AFTERWARDS.
412
00:19:10,294 --> 00:19:11,627
HOW ABOUT A TIDE?
413
00:19:11,627 --> 00:19:12,861
NO, I'VE ALREADY GOT IT.
414
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,328
MULTI-GRAIN CHEERIOS?
415
00:19:14,328 --> 00:19:15,894
FOR YOUR RAGU?
416
00:19:15,894 --> 00:19:16,830
DEAL.
417
00:19:19,194 --> 00:19:21,395
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
418
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:22,927
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TEACHING THAT CLASS
419
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:24,493
ON ABSTRACT EXPRESSIONISM
420
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:27,626
AND YOU WERE LECTURING ON THE METAPHYSICAL POETS?
421
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:30,992
NOW WE'RE SWAPPING COUPONS FOR THE SHOP 'N SAVE.
422
00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:32,593
TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I DON'T MIND IT.
423
00:19:32,593 --> 00:19:34,426
BESIDES, WHAT MORE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ROTHKO OR DONNE
424
00:19:34,426 --> 00:19:35,826
THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN SAID?
425
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,125
IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES,
426
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,659
I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING ALL THE EXCITEMENT.
427
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:42,659
MELANIE'S OUT THERE, MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE,
428
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,559
AND... WHAT AM I DOING?
429
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,658
RAISING BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TO LIVE IN IT.
430
00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:48,157
CORRECTION, ONE CHILD.
431
00:19:48,157 --> 00:19:50,190
WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEAR.
432
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,658
WHAT? AH, I SAW YOUR BETTER HALF
433
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,124
AT THE CASH MACHINE THIS MORNING.
434
00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:55,123
SHE TOLD ME THE BIG NEWS. WHAT BIG NEWS?
435
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:56,458
OH, AND I'VE ALREADY GOT YOUR NAMES PICKED OUT.
436
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,256
SHANE IF IT'S A BOY, SABRINA IF IT'S A GIRL.
437
00:19:58,256 --> 00:19:59,758
YOU CAN TELL I'VE BEEN WATCHING AMC.
438
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:01,589
MELANIE TOLD YOU WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER KID?
439
00:20:01,589 --> 00:20:04,657
YEAH, SHE WAS ALL EXCITED. SHE SAID YOU COULDN'T WAIT.
440
00:20:06,388 --> 00:20:09,556
YOU KNOW, I WAS PUKING MY GUTS OUT LAST NIGHT.
441
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,289
MUST'VE BEEN THE VAST AMOUNT OF DRUGS YOU CONSUMED.
442
00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:15,589
YEAH, OR MAYBE IT WAS THAT WEIRD ASIAN SHIT BEN CONCOCTED.
443
00:20:18,555 --> 00:20:19,655
SO WHAT TIME'S DINNER?
444
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,522
IT'S NOT.
445
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,589
WE'RE GOING TO MY MOM'S.
446
00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:27,254
OH, THAT SHOULD BE FUN.
447
00:20:27,254 --> 00:20:29,088
ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS THE UNDERWEAR PARTY.
448
00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:30,687
WHAT UNDERWEAR PARTY?
449
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,787
THE ONE I'M ATTENDING THIS EVENING.
450
00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:35,454
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT;
451
00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:38,152
WORKING ALL DAY, FUCKING ALL NIGHT.
452
00:20:38,152 --> 00:20:39,821
WELL, THEY SAY IN THE VAST EMPTINESS OF SPACE,
453
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,019
THE FASTER YOU MOVE, THE SLOWER YOU AGE.
454
00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,419
I HAVE TO BELIEVE
455
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:46,918
THE SAME HOLDS TRUE FOR PITTSBURGH.
456
00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:48,518
YOU CARE TO JOIN ME?
457
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:51,118
YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY FOREVER YOUNG WITHOUT ME.
458
00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:53,285
I UNDERSTAND.
459
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,618
YOU'RE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR...
460
00:20:55,618 --> 00:20:57,651
WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS EXPRESSION?
461
00:20:57,651 --> 00:20:59,084
"SIGNIFICANT OTHER?"
462
00:21:00,684 --> 00:21:01,616
LOSER.
463
00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:14,383
DO WHAT I SAY, AND I WON'T KILL YA.
464
00:21:14,383 --> 00:21:16,383
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. JUST TAKE IT EASY!
465
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,182
FUCK! BRIAN!
466
00:21:21,182 --> 00:21:23,183
GOTCHA!
467
00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:25,614
YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
468
00:21:25,614 --> 00:21:27,682
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
469
00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:30,449
I THOUGHT I'D DROP YOU AT YOUR MAMA'S.
470
00:21:30,449 --> 00:21:32,215
YOU ARE SO PATHETIC, YOU KNOW THAT?
471
00:21:32,215 --> 00:21:33,748
ACTUALLY, YOU ARE.
472
00:21:36,082 --> 00:21:37,413
SO WHAT TIME'S THE PARTY START?
473
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:39,381
WHEN I GET THERE, OF COURSE.
474
00:21:43,213 --> 00:21:44,548
HEY...
475
00:21:44,548 --> 00:21:46,714
WE JUST... YOU MISSED MOM'S TURN.
476
00:21:46,714 --> 00:21:48,845
AH. OR SHOULD I SAY, WHEN WE GET THERE?
477
00:21:50,779 --> 00:21:52,347
I TOLD YOU I CAN'T GO.
478
00:21:52,347 --> 00:21:53,579
UH, TURN BACK.
479
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:54,779
IT'S TOO LATE.
480
00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:57,645
HUH. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
481
00:21:57,645 --> 00:21:59,245
JUST LET... LET ME OUT.
482
00:21:59,245 --> 00:22:00,413
SORRY.
483
00:22:02,244 --> 00:22:03,411
I'M CALLING BEN.
484
00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:09,712
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU...
485
00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:13,144
SIT BACK, AND RELAX.
486
00:22:16,843 --> 00:22:17,977
OH.
487
00:22:17,977 --> 00:22:20,277
HERE'S A LITTLE PARTY OUTFIT I GOT YOU.
488
00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:25,308
AH... I CAN'T STAY.
489
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:28,510
UH, THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS BECAUSE MY AUNT LULA,
490
00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:30,976
SHE ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT IF YOU HAVE TO DELIVER BAD NEWS,
491
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,908
IT'S BEST TO DO IT IN PERSON. HUH.
492
00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:35,376
"IT'S JUST PLAIN GOOD MANNERS!" SHE WOULD SAY.
493
00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:37,808
SO, UM...
494
00:22:37,808 --> 00:22:40,608
BYE. WHOA-WHOA-WHOAWHOA-WHOAWHOA... WHOA.
495
00:22:40,608 --> 00:22:42,308
WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, BABY?
496
00:22:42,308 --> 00:22:44,607
COME ON IN.
497
00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:46,808
I-I-I'M AFRAID IT'S, UM, GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE
498
00:22:46,808 --> 00:22:48,674
FOR US TO KEEP THIS LITTLE TRYST.
499
00:22:49,673 --> 00:22:52,307
I, UH... I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP SEE?
500
00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:55,274
WITH THIS, UH, REALLY WONDERFUL MAN.
501
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,906
MM-HMM. AND, UM...
502
00:22:56,906 --> 00:22:58,673
AND EVEN THOUGH I COULD CITE THE, UH,
503
00:22:58,673 --> 00:22:59,939
THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE...
504
00:22:59,939 --> 00:23:02,038
CAN I GET YOU A BEVERAGE? OH, UH...
505
00:23:03,105 --> 00:23:04,671
BLOODY MARY.
506
00:23:04,671 --> 00:23:07,772
I HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO.
507
00:23:07,772 --> 00:23:11,673
INSTEAD, I CHOOSE TO HONOUR MY COMMITMENT.
508
00:23:11,673 --> 00:23:12,672
TO THE LETTER.
509
00:23:12,672 --> 00:23:14,205
PEANUTS OR PRETZELS?
510
00:23:15,272 --> 00:23:17,338
PEANUTS. SO, UH, I...
511
00:23:17,338 --> 00:23:19,870
I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THOUGH I-I WOULD REALLY...
512
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:22,305
REALLY LIKE TO STAY FOR THE, UH...
513
00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:25,404
IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT, UM... I...
514
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,604
WHAT'S THAT?
515
00:23:29,203 --> 00:23:30,671
THE, UH, AIRLINE AWARDED THAT TO ME
516
00:23:30,671 --> 00:23:32,835
FOR SERVICING OVER 10,000 PASSENGERS.
517
00:23:33,569 --> 00:23:35,304
AH, "TO...
518
00:23:35,304 --> 00:23:37,003
TO DIJON..."
519
00:23:37,003 --> 00:23:38,469
LIKE THE MUSTARD;
520
00:23:38,469 --> 00:23:41,069
"WHO... WHO WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO MAKE SURE
521
00:23:41,069 --> 00:23:42,935
SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED."
522
00:23:48,669 --> 00:23:50,234
I SEE WHAT THEY MEAN BY, UH...
523
00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:51,234
BY "ANY LENGTH."
524
00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:56,132
AND I SEE YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE UPRIGHT, AND LOCKED, POSITION.
525
00:23:57,434 --> 00:23:59,900
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE?
526
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,668
I'VE BEEN CALLING AND LEAVING MESSAGES FOR YOU
527
00:24:01,668 --> 00:24:03,267
FOR OVER AN HOUR,
528
00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:05,100
AND NOT ONE FUCKING "BOO" FROM YOU.
529
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,567
WELL YOU'D BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY OVER HERE
530
00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:07,767
IS ALL I GOTTA SAY
531
00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:09,833
'CAUSE MY GODDAMN DINNER'S TURNING TO SHIT.
532
00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:10,767
LOVE, MOTHER.
533
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,800
THIS GARLIC BREAD'S NOT BAD...
534
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,801
FOR A DOORSTOP.
535
00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:16,800
SHUT UP.
536
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,866
HUH.
537
00:24:17,866 --> 00:24:19,033
SO, IT'S A DRIED OUT MESS.
538
00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:21,699
THAT'S WHY ITALIANS INVENTED SAUCE.
539
00:24:21,699 --> 00:24:23,533
WELL,
540
00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:25,598
WE WILL GO AHEAD WITH OUR DINNER,
541
00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,799
WITH OR WITHOUT MY SON.
542
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:31,066
YOU KNOW, IT ISN'T LIKE MICHAEL NOT TO SHOW UP.
543
00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:32,098
OR EVEN CALL.
544
00:24:33,164 --> 00:24:34,830
NO, BUT IT'S EXACTLY LIKE...
545
00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:36,497
YOU-KNOW-WHO.
546
00:24:36,497 --> 00:24:38,330
WHO? BRIAN?
547
00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:39,896
YOU WIN THE VEAL.
548
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,829
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S WITH BRIAN?
549
00:24:41,829 --> 00:24:43,963
YOU SAID THEY'VE BEEN OUT EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
550
00:24:43,963 --> 00:24:45,763
AND LAST.
551
00:24:45,763 --> 00:24:47,730
WELL YEAH, BRIAN NEEDS HIS BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW.
552
00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:49,363
THOUGH HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT THAT.
553
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,362
HE WANTS EVERYONE TO THINK HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. EXCUSE ME.
554
00:24:51,362 --> 00:24:53,195
COVER YOUR EARS, SIS.
555
00:24:53,195 --> 00:24:55,362
BUT HE IS HURTING INSIDE.
556
00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:56,595
AND THE MORE HE'S HURTING,
557
00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:59,195
THE MORE HE TRIES TO HIDE IT.
558
00:24:59,195 --> 00:25:02,728
WHAT AN INCREDIBLY KIND, COMPASSIONATE THING TO SAY.
559
00:25:02,728 --> 00:25:04,527
YOU REALLY ARE A HELL OF A NICE GUY.
560
00:25:04,527 --> 00:25:05,661
THANK YOU, DEBBIE.
561
00:25:05,661 --> 00:25:06,661
FUCK "NICE".
562
00:25:07,827 --> 00:25:08,859
UNLESS YOU KNOCK SOME SENSE
563
00:25:08,859 --> 00:25:10,195
INTO THAT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS,
564
00:25:10,195 --> 00:25:12,927
BRIAN'S GONNA KEEP HAULING HIM OFF TO GOD KNOWS WHERE,
565
00:25:12,927 --> 00:25:14,262
AND HE SHOULD BE HERE WITH YOU.
566
00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:16,493
IT'S NOT UP TO ME. I CAN'T CONTROL HIM.
567
00:25:16,493 --> 00:25:17,794
WHY NOT?
568
00:25:17,794 --> 00:25:19,394
SHE'S BEEN DOING IT FOR 30 YEARS.
569
00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:24,560
LET'S JUST HOPE MICHAEL WAKES UP
570
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,760
AND REALIZES HE'S JUST A SUBSTITUTE FOR JUSTIN.
571
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,292
ONLY TROUBLE IS,
572
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:30,326
THE SUBSTITUTE'S USUALLY THE LAST TO KNOW.
573
00:25:32,726 --> 00:25:33,725
SAUCE?
574
00:25:39,224 --> 00:25:41,091
YOUR SON WAS A CRANKY LITTLE CUSS TONIGHT.
575
00:25:42,358 --> 00:25:44,091
I LOVE HOW WHEN HE'S CRANKY, HE'S MY SON.
576
00:25:46,424 --> 00:25:47,889
YOU LOOK A LITTLE CRANKY YOURSELF.
577
00:25:47,889 --> 00:25:49,324
DO I?
578
00:25:52,691 --> 00:25:53,990
I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET TODAY.
579
00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:56,156
MMMM? AND WHILE I WAS THERE,
580
00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:59,488
I RAN INTO DUSTY, WHO TOLD ME THE MOST ASTONISHING NEWS.
581
00:25:59,488 --> 00:26:00,954
REALLY? WHAT?
582
00:26:00,954 --> 00:26:03,022
YOU AND I ARE HAVING ANOTHER BABY. HMM!
583
00:26:04,288 --> 00:26:06,256
GEE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
584
00:26:06,256 --> 00:26:08,656
WELL, WE... TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT.
585
00:26:08,656 --> 00:26:10,256
AND I THOUGHT WE DECIDED...
586
00:26:10,256 --> 00:26:11,789
WE DIDN'T DECIDE ANYTHING.
587
00:26:11,789 --> 00:26:13,522
I SAID I'D THINK ABOUT IT.
588
00:26:13,522 --> 00:26:15,454
AND SINCE I'M THE ONE WHO'LL BE CARRYING IT,
589
00:26:15,454 --> 00:26:18,288
DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST HAVE SOME SAY AS TO WHEN?
590
00:26:18,288 --> 00:26:20,021
OF COURSE YOU SHOULD, HONEY. I...
591
00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:21,688
OH, STOP TRYING TO PLACATE ME, MEL.
592
00:26:21,688 --> 00:26:23,920
REMINDS ME OF MY GODDAMN PARENTS.
593
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,421
I'M NOT TRYING TO PLACATE YOU,
594
00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:27,321
AND WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT YOUR PARENTS.
595
00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,986
OH, COMPARED TO US, THEY'VE GOT THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE,
596
00:26:29,986 --> 00:26:33,286
AND WE'RE THE HAPPILY MARRIED STRAIGHT COUPLE OF 1962.
597
00:26:33,286 --> 00:26:35,419
ALL I SAID
598
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:37,486
IS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD.
599
00:26:37,486 --> 00:26:38,753
AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BREADWINNER,
600
00:26:38,753 --> 00:26:40,918
THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TELL ME WHEN TO...
601
00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:42,052
POP OUT ANOTHER LOAF?
602
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:45,686
YOU WANT ANOTHER KID SO BADLY, HAVE IT YOURSELF.
603
00:26:46,951 --> 00:26:50,018
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.
604
00:26:50,018 --> 00:26:52,984
THAT IS NOT FAIR. YOU KNOW I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN.
605
00:26:52,984 --> 00:26:54,984
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN'T. THE DOCTORS TOLD ME.
606
00:26:54,984 --> 00:26:56,150
THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
607
00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:58,150
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THERE ARE NEW PROCEDURES.
608
00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,949
THEY COULD ZAP YOU WITH A LASER AND YOU'D AS BE FERTILE
609
00:26:59,949 --> 00:27:03,683
AS MOTHER EARTH. BUT...
610
00:27:03,683 --> 00:27:05,249
NO... BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PLAY DAD,
611
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,718
PASSING OUT THE COHIBAS. WHAT...
612
00:27:06,718 --> 00:27:08,750
HUH! SORRY, MEL. NO CIGAR.
613
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,483
YOU WANT A SODA?
614
00:27:15,483 --> 00:27:16,882
I'LL HAVE THE SAME AS YOU.
615
00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:20,915
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU HAVE A DRINK.
616
00:27:20,915 --> 00:27:23,015
THAT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS USED TO WAIT UNTIL YOU WERE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
617
00:27:23,015 --> 00:27:24,148
OR ASLEEP.
618
00:27:25,881 --> 00:27:27,149
THANKS.
619
00:27:27,149 --> 00:27:29,148
MOLLY TELLS ME YOU'RE... BETTER.
620
00:27:30,481 --> 00:27:31,981
YEAH, I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
621
00:27:31,981 --> 00:27:33,415
HONEY?
622
00:27:35,246 --> 00:27:36,347
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
623
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,179
I'M JUST GOING TO GET OUT TO THE STORE.
624
00:27:44,179 --> 00:27:45,380
OKAY. SEE YOU SOON.
625
00:27:48,345 --> 00:27:49,613
OKAY. BYE.
626
00:27:55,911 --> 00:27:57,045
SHE'S PRETTY.
627
00:27:57,045 --> 00:27:57,879
YEAH.
628
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,977
HER NAME'S LORI.
629
00:28:00,977 --> 00:28:02,545
WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW.
630
00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:07,679
I BROUGHT SOME OF MY LATEST WORK.
631
00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:10,278
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE SOME.
632
00:28:11,511 --> 00:28:12,544
SURE.
633
00:28:15,077 --> 00:28:17,310
BUT I'M NOT MUCH OF AN ART CRITIC.
634
00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:18,243
HERE.
635
00:28:26,410 --> 00:28:27,543
IT'S VERY GOOD.
636
00:28:33,175 --> 00:28:34,807
THE NEW TERM'S COMING UP, AND...
637
00:28:36,575 --> 00:28:38,142
I NEED SOME FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE.
638
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:42,274
I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU WOULD HELP ME OUT.
639
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:46,706
JUSTIN, I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU WERE APPLYING TO COLLEGES...
640
00:28:46,706 --> 00:28:47,773
I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD ME.
641
00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:50,441
BUT NOW THAT I'VE COMPLETED
642
00:28:50,441 --> 00:28:52,506
MY FIRST YEAR WITH HONOURS...
643
00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:54,706
IN SPITE OF THE HAND,
644
00:28:54,706 --> 00:28:56,139
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WOULD CHANGE YOUR MIND.
645
00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:02,206
LOOK, I CAN'T GET A SCHOLARSHIP BECAUSE YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY.
646
00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:04,738
AND I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK FULL-TIME.
647
00:29:04,738 --> 00:29:06,039
WHAT ABOUT BRIAN?
648
00:29:07,306 --> 00:29:08,406
WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANY MORE.
649
00:29:08,406 --> 00:29:10,572
FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS.
650
00:29:10,572 --> 00:29:13,605
I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES.
651
00:29:13,605 --> 00:29:15,438
NOW, IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GOING TO DARTMOUTH OR...
652
00:29:15,438 --> 00:29:16,772
DAD.
653
00:29:16,772 --> 00:29:18,171
I'M NEVER GOING TO BE A BUSINESSMAN.
654
00:29:19,772 --> 00:29:21,571
AND I'M NEVER GOING TO BE STRAIGHT.
655
00:29:26,003 --> 00:29:29,537
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE A KID,
656
00:29:29,537 --> 00:29:31,835
THE ONE THING THAT MEANT THE MOST TO YOU,
657
00:29:31,835 --> 00:29:35,368
EVEN MORE THAN MAKING YOUR MOTHER HAPPY, WAS MAKING ME PROUD.
658
00:29:37,269 --> 00:29:40,569
WHENEVER YOU GOT AN "A" ON A TEST OR A REPORT CARD,
659
00:29:40,569 --> 00:29:43,669
IT WAS ALWAYS ME YOU CAME RUNNING TO.
660
00:29:43,669 --> 00:29:45,935
AND NO FATHER EVER COULD HAVE BEEN PROUDER OF HIS SON
661
00:29:45,935 --> 00:29:47,200
THAN I WAS OF YOU.
662
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,933
NOW YOU'RE ASHAMED?
663
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,067
N-NO...
664
00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:52,534
THAT I'M NOT THE MAN YOU WANTED ME TO BE?
665
00:29:58,035 --> 00:30:00,466
WELL...
666
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:03,233
I AM THE MAN THAT I WANT TO BE.
667
00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:04,567
I'M THE ONLY MAN THAT I CAN BE.
668
00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:11,999
IF YOU CAN'T BE PROUD OF ME FOR THAT, THEN...
669
00:30:11,999 --> 00:30:13,133
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
670
00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:28,998
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
671
00:30:28,998 --> 00:30:31,196
I'M TAKING THE FUCKING CAR AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU HERE.
672
00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,598
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
673
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:33,797
GIVE ME MY PHONE!
674
00:30:37,397 --> 00:30:38,330
THANK YOU.
675
00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:41,131
THE BATTERY'S ALMOST DEAD.
676
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,795
I KNOW. I WAS FEEDING ON ITS ENERGY.
677
00:30:44,962 --> 00:30:46,429
BEN?
678
00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:48,194
BEN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
679
00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:49,562
I'M GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE.
680
00:30:49,562 --> 00:30:51,428
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.
681
00:30:51,428 --> 00:30:52,362
HELLO?
682
00:30:53,763 --> 00:30:55,261
HELLO?
683
00:30:55,261 --> 00:30:56,827
SHIT! I LOST HIM.
684
00:30:56,827 --> 00:30:58,161
WELL AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE
685
00:30:58,161 --> 00:30:59,561
YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES...
686
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:03,160
AND JOIN THE PARTY. I DON'T WANT TO.
687
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,861
YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE FIRST TIME I BLINDFOLDED YOU
688
00:31:05,861 --> 00:31:07,628
AND TOOK YOU TO THE LIBERTY BATHS.
689
00:31:07,628 --> 00:31:09,662
YOU WERE SO HOT!
690
00:31:09,662 --> 00:31:11,261
WALKING UP AND DOWN THE HALLS
691
00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:13,826
IN YOUR CORDUROYS AND YOUR FLANNEL.
692
00:31:13,826 --> 00:31:16,193
LOOSEN UP. I SAID NO.
693
00:31:16,193 --> 00:31:17,294
YOU'D RATHER WATCH?
694
00:31:18,358 --> 00:31:19,459
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
695
00:31:22,126 --> 00:31:24,859
YOU SEE THAT FINE, UPSTANDING YOUNG MAN
696
00:31:24,859 --> 00:31:25,792
OVER THERE?
697
00:31:27,924 --> 00:31:30,457
FIRST, I'M GOING TO WEAR OUT HIS JAW ON MY COCK.
698
00:31:31,758 --> 00:31:35,558
THEN, I'M GOING TO REACH AROUND... BACK,
699
00:31:35,558 --> 00:31:38,157
AND START FINGERING...
700
00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,056
WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELF?
701
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:06,383
I NEED TO GET SOME WORK DONE... IN PEACE.
702
00:33:06,383 --> 00:33:08,484
I DON'T ENVY YOU BREADWINNERS. HUH.
703
00:33:10,182 --> 00:33:12,317
DO YOU MIND IF WE NOT TALK ABOUT BREAD? I'M...
704
00:33:12,317 --> 00:33:14,615
TRYING TO WATCH MY CARBS.
705
00:33:14,615 --> 00:33:16,750
HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS?
706
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,215
DON'T EVEN MENTION EGGS.
707
00:33:18,215 --> 00:33:20,548
EGGS ARE THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK OF.
708
00:33:20,548 --> 00:33:22,215
ANY PROBLEM WITH PRUNES?
709
00:33:24,215 --> 00:33:25,514
MEL, HONEY.
710
00:33:25,514 --> 00:33:27,648
AFTER A HEALTHY BREAKFAST,
711
00:33:27,648 --> 00:33:29,414
THE BEST WAY TO START THE DAY
712
00:33:29,414 --> 00:33:31,680
IS BY TELLING ME...
713
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,913
WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?
714
00:33:37,246 --> 00:33:40,380
LINDSAY SAYS IF I WANT ANOTHER BABY,
715
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:42,779
I SHOULD CARRY IT MYSELF.
716
00:33:42,779 --> 00:33:43,878
SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.
717
00:33:43,878 --> 00:33:46,978
EVEN IF I COULD, I... I...
718
00:33:46,978 --> 00:33:49,210
I-I NEVER PICTURED MYSELF THE...
719
00:33:49,210 --> 00:33:51,445
"BIRTHING BABIES" TYPE.
720
00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:53,211
YEAH, ALL THE FUSS AND THE MUSS...
721
00:33:53,211 --> 00:33:55,844
AND, UH... WELL, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FOR CONTROL FREAKS
722
00:33:55,844 --> 00:33:56,944
OR THE FAINT OF HEART.
723
00:33:56,944 --> 00:33:57,943
HMM. AH-H,
724
00:33:57,943 --> 00:33:59,344
THAT LET'S ME OUT.
725
00:33:59,344 --> 00:34:00,711
YOU SEE, MY LIFE WORKS BEST
726
00:34:00,711 --> 00:34:02,876
WHEN IT'S GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.
727
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:06,478
MY PLAN. AND... AS FOR PAIN, PAIN IS...
728
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:08,478
DEFINITELY NOT ON MY "TO DO" LIST.
729
00:34:08,478 --> 00:34:10,610
SO YOU'D RATHER LEAVE THE DIRTY WORK TO HER.
730
00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:12,411
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
731
00:34:12,411 --> 00:34:13,775
WELL WHAT IS IT, THEN?
732
00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:18,010
IT'S THAT SHE'S...
733
00:34:18,010 --> 00:34:22,342
BRAVER, AND STRONGER,
734
00:34:22,342 --> 00:34:25,175
AND A BETTER WOMAN...
735
00:34:25,175 --> 00:34:27,441
THAN I'LL EVER BE.
736
00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:30,709
THAT'S THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HORSESHIT I'VE EVER HEARD.
737
00:34:33,475 --> 00:34:35,608
I'M NOT TELLING YOU IT ISN'T SCARY.
738
00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:38,440
'CAUSE IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING.
739
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,707
AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT IT ISN'T PAINFUL.
740
00:34:41,707 --> 00:34:43,839
ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS I'VE FORGOTTEN THAT.
741
00:34:45,339 --> 00:34:47,806
BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT HAVING A KID
742
00:34:47,806 --> 00:34:51,439
IS THE NUMBER ONE, TOP-RATED EXPERIENCE
743
00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,871
IN MY LIFE.
744
00:34:55,106 --> 00:34:58,272
AND I'D HATE TO SEE YOU DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF ALL OF THAT
745
00:34:58,272 --> 00:35:01,539
BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT WOMAN ENOUGH.
746
00:35:01,539 --> 00:35:02,472
PFFF.
747
00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:14,237
HOW ABOUT I GET YOU SOME EGGS AND A NICE FRESH BUN?
748
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,170
OKAY.
749
00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:35,168
DIDN'T EXPECT YOU UP SO EARLY
750
00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,134
AFTER GETTING IN SO LATE.
751
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:38,935
IT WAS 1:30-ISH.
752
00:35:38,935 --> 00:35:41,434
YEAH. TRY 2:45-ISH.
753
00:35:42,569 --> 00:35:43,868
HE KIDNAPPED ME.
754
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:46,534
HE KIDNAPPED YOU.
755
00:35:46,534 --> 00:35:48,933
YEAH, AND THEN HE TOOK MY CELL PHONE,
756
00:35:48,933 --> 00:35:51,100
AND SHOVED IT DOWN HIS PANTS.
757
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,766
WELL, THAT IS DEFINITELY OUT OF YOUR CALLING AREA, HUH?
758
00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:55,900
I'M REALLY SORRY.
759
00:35:57,466 --> 00:36:00,033
I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO HANG OUT WITH HIM.
760
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,267
ALTHOUGH I DID THINK
761
00:36:01,267 --> 00:36:03,132
THAT WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU,
762
00:36:03,132 --> 00:36:04,532
YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE HERE FROM TIME TO TIME.
763
00:36:04,532 --> 00:36:06,200
I WANTED TO BE.
764
00:36:14,331 --> 00:36:16,732
I GUESS THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. WHAT?
765
00:36:16,732 --> 00:36:17,732
US LIVING TOGETHER.
766
00:36:17,732 --> 00:36:19,733
OF COURSE IT IS!
767
00:36:19,733 --> 00:36:21,164
NO, WE DIDN'T PLAN ON IT, MICHAEL.
768
00:36:21,164 --> 00:36:22,931
IT JUST HAPPENED OUT OF CIRCUMSTANCE. SO?
769
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,731
SO MAYBE WE'RE NOT READY.
770
00:36:24,731 --> 00:36:27,430
WELL... MAYBE THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN OUR LIVES
771
00:36:27,430 --> 00:36:29,062
WE NEED TO WORK OUT FIRST. WHAT...
772
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,097
MAYBE I SHOULD FIND MY OWN APARTMENT.
773
00:36:47,061 --> 00:36:48,961
DON'T USE UP ALL YOUR ENERGY, BUNNY.
774
00:36:48,961 --> 00:36:50,462
GOT TO SAVE SOME FOR OUR WORKOUT.
775
00:36:50,462 --> 00:36:51,695
HUH! IT'S...
776
00:36:53,694 --> 00:36:55,761
UH... OH!
777
00:36:55,761 --> 00:36:57,059
OW! OW.
778
00:36:57,059 --> 00:36:58,526
SWEETIE, WHAT'S WRONG?
779
00:36:58,526 --> 00:37:00,194
I, UH... I THINK I PULLED A MUSCLE.
780
00:37:00,194 --> 00:37:01,761
HAH. OH, YOU POOR BABY.
781
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,028
I, UH... YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S OKAY, UM...
782
00:37:04,028 --> 00:37:06,494
I THINK I JUST NEED TO PUT SOME HEAT ON IT. I'M GOING TO, AH...
783
00:37:06,494 --> 00:37:07,960
I'M GOING TO GO TO THE STEAM ROOM. OH YES.
784
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,892
OKAY, IT'S...
785
00:37:08,892 --> 00:37:11,059
HEY, SWEET THING!
786
00:37:11,059 --> 00:37:13,126
HEY! UH...
787
00:37:13,126 --> 00:37:15,759
UH, TEDDY, THIS IS DIJON.
788
00:37:15,759 --> 00:37:17,360
LIKE THE MUSTARD.
789
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,025
S... UH, THIS IS TED, MY BOYFRIEND.
790
00:37:21,025 --> 00:37:23,791
THE ONE I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
791
00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:26,659
RIGHT.
792
00:37:26,659 --> 00:37:28,957
I'M ON A FLIGHT TONIGHT TO MIAMI.
793
00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:30,559
OH, THANK GOD. HUH.
794
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:32,957
I MEAN, UM... THANK GOD FOR YOU!
795
00:37:32,957 --> 00:37:35,558
GETTING OUT OF HERE... COLD...
796
00:37:35,558 --> 00:37:37,856
AND, UM...
797
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,457
WHEN I, UH, GET BACK,
798
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:41,556
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CALL.
799
00:37:49,855 --> 00:37:51,322
WHY SHOULD HE GIVE YOU A CALL?
800
00:37:53,221 --> 00:37:54,355
H-HE'S A, UM...
801
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:55,657
HE'S A FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
802
00:37:55,657 --> 00:37:58,655
SO I THINK HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET US AN UPGRADE.
803
00:37:58,655 --> 00:37:59,989
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
804
00:38:02,955 --> 00:38:04,588
WHY WAS HE TOUCHING YOU LIKE THAT?
805
00:38:06,421 --> 00:38:09,388
UM, YOU KNOW, HE WAS GIVEN AN AWARD FOR SERVICE.
806
00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,121
HE'S VERY ATTENTIVE.
807
00:38:11,121 --> 00:38:12,254
YEAH, I NOTICED.
808
00:38:16,319 --> 00:38:17,886
YOU DID IT WITH HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
809
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,518
WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT MUSCLE YOU PULLED.
810
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,917
I'M AFRAID I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
811
00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:38,353
THE PROBLEM IS, THAT UNLESS MR. TAYLOR
812
00:38:38,353 --> 00:38:39,950
IS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE HIS STUDIES,
813
00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:41,384
THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DEPRIVED
814
00:38:41,384 --> 00:38:43,018
OF HIS STAGGERING GIFT.
815
00:38:43,018 --> 00:38:44,150
AND THAT WOULD BE A SHAME.
816
00:38:44,150 --> 00:38:45,617
IS THERE ANY WAY
817
00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:46,950
THAT I CAN DEFER TUITION
818
00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,849
UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO GET A LOAN?
819
00:38:48,849 --> 00:38:50,016
YOU DON'T NEED A LOAN.
820
00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:51,650
HOW ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO PAY?
821
00:38:51,650 --> 00:38:53,316
IT'S ALREADY BEEN PAID.
822
00:38:53,316 --> 00:38:54,717
IT'S IN YOUR FILE.
823
00:38:58,282 --> 00:39:00,583
YOU... YOU SAID YOUR ASSHOLE FATHER REFUSED.
824
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:02,183
HE DID.
825
00:39:02,183 --> 00:39:03,616
I MEAN, I THOUGHT HE DID.
826
00:39:03,616 --> 00:39:05,450
WELL, APPARENTLY HE CHANGED HIS MIND.
827
00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,616
WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAID TO HIM, IT WORKED.
828
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,615
CONGRATULATIONS, MR. TAYLOR.
829
00:39:12,615 --> 00:39:16,347
THE WORLD CAN NOW ANTICIPATE YOUR GIFT.
830
00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,880
I SHOULD STAND HIM UP, SAME AS ANY MAN'LL DO.
831
00:39:25,146 --> 00:39:27,381
AND YOU THINK THAT TO KILL HIM
832
00:39:27,381 --> 00:39:28,546
WILL MAKE YOU A MAN?
833
00:39:30,113 --> 00:39:32,447
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
834
00:39:32,447 --> 00:39:33,946
AND I KNOW THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT HIM
835
00:39:33,946 --> 00:39:36,279
EVERY DAY FOR FIVE YEARS.
836
00:39:36,279 --> 00:39:39,113
AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT ME GOING.
837
00:39:42,744 --> 00:39:45,145
DO YOU?
838
00:39:45,145 --> 00:39:46,877
THERE ARE NOT MANY CHANCES IN LIFE
839
00:39:46,877 --> 00:39:49,078
TO BE HAPPY.
840
00:39:49,078 --> 00:39:52,810
AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A GOOD ONE NOW.
841
00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:54,810
WON'T YOU TRY TO FORGET THIS...
842
00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:55,843
YOU PLANNING ON COMING IN?
843
00:40:01,777 --> 00:40:03,843
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE, THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE.
844
00:40:06,444 --> 00:40:07,443
FOR A CHANGE.
845
00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,041
IS THAT A NEW COFFEE TABLE?
846
00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:17,509
MIES VAN DER ROHE. HMMM.
847
00:40:17,509 --> 00:40:20,175
MUST'VE COST A FORTUNE. YEP.
848
00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:25,574
I WENT BY THE BURSARY'S OFFICE TODAY.
849
00:40:26,909 --> 00:40:28,242
I CAN'T ACCEPT IT.
850
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:31,075
WHAT? TUITION.
851
00:40:31,075 --> 00:40:32,241
OH, THAT.
852
00:40:33,608 --> 00:40:35,306
WHY, IS SOMEONE ELSE COVERING IT?
853
00:40:35,306 --> 00:40:37,206
NO.
854
00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:39,206
WELL THEN, YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO.
855
00:40:39,206 --> 00:40:41,106
BUT WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANY MORE.
856
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:44,939
WE SIGNED AN AGREEMENT.
857
00:40:46,006 --> 00:40:46,972
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HONOUR IT.
858
00:40:49,439 --> 00:40:50,639
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
859
00:40:53,938 --> 00:40:55,770
I COULD BE POOR FOR A LONG TIME.
860
00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:57,707
YEAH WELL, KNOWING YOUR TASTES, YOU'D BETTER NOT BE.
861
00:40:59,371 --> 00:41:02,005
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A SHITLOAD OF GREAT MONEYMAKING OPPORTUNITIES.
862
00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:05,804
YOU HAVE ONE.
863
00:41:12,836 --> 00:41:14,137
AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
864
00:41:16,370 --> 00:41:17,836
THANK YOU.
865
00:41:17,836 --> 00:41:18,769
NOT THAT.
866
00:41:19,835 --> 00:41:20,769
THAT.
867
00:41:21,836 --> 00:41:23,768
YOUR COMPUTER. I PACKED IT FOR YOU.
868
00:41:25,569 --> 00:41:26,604
IT'S YOURS.
869
00:41:26,604 --> 00:41:27,735
BULLSHIT.
870
00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:30,703
YOU NEED IT.
871
00:41:31,968 --> 00:41:32,901
TAKE IT.
872
00:41:37,435 --> 00:41:38,668
I LOVE YOU.
873
00:41:53,799 --> 00:41:54,931
WAIT A MINUTE...
874
00:41:54,931 --> 00:41:57,334
THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE?
875
00:41:57,334 --> 00:41:59,699
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D USE SUCH A LUDICROUS EXCUSE!
876
00:42:01,099 --> 00:42:02,832
IT SEEMED TO MAKE SENSE WHEN BRIAN EXPLAINED IT.
877
00:42:02,832 --> 00:42:05,100
OR THAT YOU'D EVEN GO TO...
878
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:07,565
GULDEN'S HOUSE TO TELL HIM YOU COULDN'T SEE HIM.
879
00:42:07,565 --> 00:42:09,366
DIJON. YEAH, WHATEVER!
880
00:42:09,366 --> 00:42:10,965
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE PHONE?
881
00:42:10,965 --> 00:42:12,730
COREY, DON'T RUB IT RAW, OKAY?
882
00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,698
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF. WOULD YOU GO, PLEASE?
883
00:42:26,597 --> 00:42:28,129
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I WISH
884
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,762
MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW?
885
00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:35,163
I WISH THAT I COULD TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND, TEDDY.
886
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:41,195
HE'S ALWAYS SO... WISE AND CARING.
887
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:45,562
ONLY NOW HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. AND...
888
00:42:45,562 --> 00:42:47,494
WELL, THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS...
889
00:42:47,494 --> 00:42:49,494
YOU CAN'T SAY TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, NO MATTER...
890
00:42:49,494 --> 00:42:51,093
HOW MUCH Y-YOU LOVE HIM.
891
00:42:58,428 --> 00:42:59,328
ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT?
892
00:43:01,394 --> 00:43:02,993
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
893
00:43:04,726 --> 00:43:06,193
I MEAN, I... I MUST BE CRAZY.
894
00:43:06,193 --> 00:43:09,059
I NO SOONER GET TOGETHER WITH THIS REALLY...
895
00:43:09,059 --> 00:43:10,759
WONDERFUL GUY,
896
00:43:10,759 --> 00:43:12,892
THAN I GO AND DO SOMETHING
897
00:43:12,892 --> 00:43:16,092
WITH SOMEONE THAT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...
898
00:43:16,092 --> 00:43:17,825
TO ME.
899
00:43:17,825 --> 00:43:20,824
I MEAN... WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?
900
00:43:24,325 --> 00:43:26,924
BECAUSE YOU NEVER MET A COCK YOU DIDN'T LIKE.
901
00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,424
IT'S PART OF YOUR CHARM, SO...
902
00:43:31,424 --> 00:43:32,923
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
903
00:43:37,289 --> 00:43:38,690
THAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND SPEAKING.
904
00:43:39,923 --> 00:43:41,190
BUT AS YOUR BOYFRIEND,
905
00:43:41,190 --> 00:43:42,955
I HAVE TO SAY THAT WHAT YOU DID
906
00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:45,922
WAS A FLAGRANT BETRAYAL.
907
00:43:45,922 --> 00:43:48,088
I'M NOT SURE THAT I CAN EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.
908
00:43:51,455 --> 00:43:53,022
THEN AGAIN,
909
00:43:53,022 --> 00:43:55,721
AS YOUR... BEST FRIEND, IT'S...
910
00:43:55,721 --> 00:43:57,755
UNDERSTANDABLE THAT YOU'D GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION.
911
00:43:57,755 --> 00:43:59,888
I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE ALL THESE YEARS.
912
00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:02,154
IT'S NOT EASY TO JUST SETTLE DOWN OVERNIGHT.
913
00:44:04,521 --> 00:44:05,789
STILL, IT'S ONE THING TO KNOW THAT
914
00:44:05,789 --> 00:44:07,187
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,
915
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:09,120
IT'S ANOTHER THING TO ACCEPT IT AS YOUR LOVER.
916
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,386
I'M SORRY, TEDDY.
917
00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:20,687
FOR HURTING YOU.
918
00:44:22,219 --> 00:44:24,353
AND...
919
00:44:24,353 --> 00:44:27,219
FOR DESTROYING WHAT WE MIGHT'VE HAD.
920
00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:45,883
HERE.
921
00:44:47,283 --> 00:44:49,016
THESE AREN'T USUALLY USED FOR WIPING TEARS.
922
00:44:49,016 --> 00:44:50,549
BUT... YEAH, I KNOW.
923
00:44:57,283 --> 00:44:59,950
I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR HATING ME.
924
00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:02,115
I DON'T HATE YOU.
925
00:45:05,617 --> 00:45:06,683
I LOVE YOU.
926
00:45:10,781 --> 00:45:12,348
I KNOW YOU VERY WELL.
927
00:45:17,615 --> 00:45:19,347
AND I STILL LOVE YOU.
928
00:45:24,314 --> 00:45:25,580
ARE YOU, UH...
929
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:27,547
ARE YOU SAYING THAT AS MY...
930
00:45:27,547 --> 00:45:29,879
BEST FRIEND? OR MY LOVER?
931
00:45:35,779 --> 00:45:36,946
BOTH?
932
00:45:52,809 --> 00:45:54,077
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
933
00:45:54,077 --> 00:45:56,110
I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW.
934
00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:57,044
I KNOW.
935
00:46:02,043 --> 00:46:03,076
YOU'RE OPEN LATE.
936
00:46:06,276 --> 00:46:07,210
INVENTORY.
937
00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:11,376
I SUPPOSE YOU CAME FOR THIS.
938
00:46:11,376 --> 00:46:12,310
HMMM.
939
00:46:16,442 --> 00:46:18,341
$600?
940
00:46:18,341 --> 00:46:21,707
THAT'S WHAT WE'VE MADE ON "RAGE" SO FAR, MINUS THE COSTS.
941
00:46:21,707 --> 00:46:24,841
I MEANT TO BRING IT BY THE DINER, BUT...
942
00:46:24,841 --> 00:46:25,873
OKAY.
943
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:28,907
I WAS THINKING.
944
00:46:28,907 --> 00:46:30,607
WHAT IF J.T.
945
00:46:30,607 --> 00:46:33,606
PLAYS THE TRUMPET FOR HIS HIGH SCHOOL BAND,
946
00:46:33,606 --> 00:46:35,941
AND RAGE TEACHES HIM WITH HIS...
947
00:46:35,941 --> 00:46:38,939
MIND CONTROL POWERS, TO PLAY A NOTE
948
00:46:38,939 --> 00:46:41,972
SO LOUD AND SO HIGH,
949
00:46:41,972 --> 00:46:45,139
THAT HE CAN BLOW THINGS UP?
950
00:46:45,139 --> 00:46:47,505
LIKE HIS HOMOPHOBIC PRINCIPAL?
951
00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:49,006
NOT BAD.
952
00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:50,871
IT'S FUCKING GENIUS AND YOU KNOW IT.
953
00:46:53,305 --> 00:46:55,506
EXCEPT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WORK TOGETHER ANY MORE.
954
00:46:57,505 --> 00:46:58,672
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
955
00:47:09,103 --> 00:47:10,703
WHERE ARE YOU?
956
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,304
Where you never grow old.
957
00:47:12,304 --> 00:47:14,035
WHAT? Where everything is beautiful.
958
00:47:14,035 --> 00:47:16,102
I SHOULD'VE GUESSED. Come on, Mikey.
959
00:47:16,102 --> 00:47:18,670
We can be beautiful together, just you and me. I... I CAN'T TONIGHT.
960
00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:21,101
I've got some great shit. I SAID I CAN'T.
961
00:47:21,101 --> 00:47:23,035
I-I'VE GOTTA GO HOME. HOME? What?
962
00:47:23,035 --> 00:47:24,835
YEAH, AND IF I'M LUCKY HE'LL BE THERE.
963
00:47:25,305 --> 00:47:31,651
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