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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 My.Life.As.A.Zucchini.2016. Enjoy the movie. Cheers! 2 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,865 Liar! 3 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,538 They're all liars! 4 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,801 Liar! 5 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,434 What's going on? 6 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,063 Zucchini! 7 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,442 Zucchini, answer when Mom calls you! 8 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,780 Yes, Mom. 9 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,533 And who will clean up after you? Mom! 10 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,784 Zucchini! 11 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,786 I didn't do it on purpose! 12 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:49,288 I'm sorry! 13 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,164 What am I going to do with you? 14 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,375 You're going to get the spanking of your life! 15 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,919 - No, please Mom, no! -You're gonna feel it! 16 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,171 No! 17 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:18,043 MY LIFE AS A ZUCCHINI 18 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,307 How old are you, son? 19 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,436 Nine. 20 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,440 Was your mom nice to you? 21 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,615 She... She drank a lot of beer. 22 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,659 But she made good mashed potatoes 23 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,911 and sometimes we had fun together. 24 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,162 Yes... 25 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,039 And other times not. 26 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,543 OK... Where's your father? 27 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,295 Here... 28 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,426 And there's my dad's chick. 29 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:13,181 Mom always said he liked chicks very much. 30 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,685 Alright... 31 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,062 Listen, I'm taking you to a place 32 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,939 with other children like you. 33 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:23,525 Who have no dad and no mom. 34 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,695 But I have a mom! 35 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,156 Your mom is gone, Icare. 36 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,533 My name's Zucchini! 37 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,493 Zucchini... 38 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,538 Did your mom call you that? 39 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:43,044 I’m Raymond. 40 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,298 Did your mom call you that? 41 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:01,813 Shall we fly your kite? 42 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:07,796 Come on, boy! 43 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:14,803 Hello, Sir. 44 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,681 Hello, Madam. 45 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,392 This is Icare. 46 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,437 But I think he'd rather be called Zucchini. 47 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,314 Zucchini? 48 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,942 This is what his mom called him 49 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,944 and I think it's important for him. 50 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:34,656 Isn't that right, son? Come on... 51 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,122 Welcome to the Fontaines... 52 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,791 ...Zucchini 53 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:47,419 Don't worry, you'll be fine here. 54 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,049 I’ll come and visit you. 55 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,682 - Goodbye, Madam. - Goodbye, Sir. 56 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,161 Will you come with us? 57 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,621 Rosy will show you your room. 58 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:33,173 Here's a big drawer for all your things. 59 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,549 Look! 60 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,303 I'll let you do it, and this is your bed. 61 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:41,806 Is everything alright? 62 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,064 OK, put your things away and I'll be waiting in the hall. 63 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,811 Good morning, Ma'am! 64 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:32,440 Children, this is your new friend, Icare. 65 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,820 - Zucchini. -Yes uh, sorry... 66 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,031 Your new friend, Zucchini. 67 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,411 - I'd say potato, with that head. - Simon, that's enough! 68 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,914 Quiet! Quiet, children! 69 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,543 Well, uh... I'm off! 70 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,047 - See you later, Mr. Paul. - See you later. 71 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,175 Sit down, son. 72 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,054 Let's continue! 73 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,267 So, as I was telling you, the cow is a ruminant. 74 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,811 Which means that it ruminates. 75 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:13,064 It eats the grass the first time 76 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:17,277 without chewing, so it regurgitates in its stomach 77 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,571 and then quietly chews it. 78 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,907 So children, we don't know exactly why the animal developed this... 79 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,035 Welcome to prison, potato! 80 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,872 Oooooh, things will get very hot for potato! 81 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,185 It's really roomy in there after all that digging. 82 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,687 Stop it, Simon! 83 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,442 Move over! 84 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,821 So, potato, why are you here? 85 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:02,906 Tell us. 86 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,157 Come on, tell us! 87 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,159 Why did they bring you here? 88 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,412 Wait, those are potatos on your plate! 89 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,039 You're a potato who eats potatos? 90 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,918 Isn't that a bit weird? Hey guys, potato's a cannibal! 91 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,670 That's enough, Simon! 92 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:21,799 Your parents threw you out! Because your parents didn't want you anymore. 93 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,178 A rotten potato! 94 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,679 Into the rubbish dump! 95 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:27,931 Won't you cut it out? 96 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,557 Shut up, big trap! 97 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,935 Hey guys, look! Alice is in vibrator mode. 98 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,020 Look at you with your bandages! 99 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,439 Rosy put them on because I had a headache! 100 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,900 That's enough of you and your fork! 101 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,032 Anyway, I'll find out why you're here. 102 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,785 I’ll find out! 103 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,290 Yet another moron! 104 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,931 Come on, it's time! 105 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,058 In your dormitory! 106 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,435 Night-night, boys. Sweet dreams. 107 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,437 Tonight, straight to bed, boys! 108 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,525 Zucchini is already asleep. 109 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,319 Ahmed, have you peed yet? 110 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,738 Uh... I think so! 111 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,866 -Think so, or know so? - I... think so. 112 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,910 You're completely nuts, man! 113 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,912 Yeah, totally nuts! 114 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:36,165 - Ahmed, the girlie who wets his bed! -That's enough! 115 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,917 - Come on! - He hit me! 116 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,044 Shush! Kisses all round, then lights out. 117 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,686 - Night-night. -Thanks! 118 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,689 See you tomorrow! 119 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,781 ls the potato asleep? 120 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,544 No, the potato's not sleeping. 121 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,298 And it won't sleep all night. 122 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,123 It's gone really high! 123 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,918 Come on, let me try, please! 124 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,796 Wow, look how it flies! 125 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,298 Leave that! 126 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,301 Oh yeah? And what will you do if I don't leave it? 127 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,304 Will you take out your magic wand, Harry Potato? 128 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,556 Harry Potato, rubbish! 129 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,434 Fight, fight, fight! 130 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,311 Beat him up! 131 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,938 Kung Fu Zucchini! 132 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,440 Don't you ever touch my kite again, get it? 133 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,192 No, no I don't get it. 134 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:29,821 If you touch my stuff once again, I'll break your arm. 135 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,280 Wow, ace Zucchini! 136 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,783 -That's too much! -This guy is too strong... 137 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:38,162 Well we were quietly playing football, and he arrived from behind 138 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,539 and jumped on me. 139 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,127 Zucchini? You're not saying anything? 140 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,675 I want to go home, to my mom. 141 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,054 Leave us a minute, Simon, will you? 142 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,444 It's impossible, Zucchini. 143 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,115 Your mom's gone, she's in heaven. 144 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,245 But you'll be fine here. 145 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,665 I promise! 146 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,677 Hey, potato! 147 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,807 Zucchini! 148 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,564 My parents took drugs. 149 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,318 Both of them. 150 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,321 All the time. 151 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,865 So I was brought here. 152 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,661 You don't want to tell me why you're here? 153 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,168 I can tell you about all the others. 154 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,545 I know their case histories by heart. 155 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,675 D'you see Bea? Well, her mother was deported. 156 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,512 She was sent back to Africa while Bea was at school. 157 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,686 Jujube, his mother spends her time opening and closing the fridge. 158 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,939 Click clack, click clack, all the time. 159 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,900 Or she starts scrubbing the toilets for weeks. 160 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,444 She's completely nuts. 161 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,405 Come on, I'm here! Shoot! 162 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,116 Ahmed's father, well, he held up a store. 163 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,162 Can you imagine, a holdup? 164 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,998 In a service mall, to buy him sneakers. 165 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,042 Do you want me to go and get Rosy? 166 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:52,421 Alice, her father, he used to do creepy things to her, disgusting stuff. 167 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,549 I'm not quite sure what... 168 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,428 And Alice, she used to have nightmares every night. 169 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,936 He's in jail now. 170 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,028 Well I think I killed my mom. 171 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,534 But I didn't mean to. 172 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,786 I didn't do it on purpose. 173 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,544 We're all the same. 174 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,672 There's nobody left to love us. 175 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:59,906 Well... In the morning we get up... 176 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,659 And Ahmed, he's peed in his bed again. 177 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,747 And then we wash. 178 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:13,794 Except Simon, because Simon always pretends he washes. 179 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,799 Jujube, he eats the toothpaste. 180 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,928 Because his mom, she told him it'd be good for his health. 181 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,804 This is the orangutan. 182 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,306 The gorilla. 183 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,311 At school, Mr. Paul tells us the story of the people who were here before us. 184 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,814 They lived when soap didn't exist. 185 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,900 And then, they never showered. 186 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,069 Like Simon! 187 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,278 Sir! 188 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:43,658 And then Jujube asks to go to the infirmary. 189 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,660 Because of the toothpaste. 190 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:02,551 And in the meantime, we play Cro-Magnon. 191 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,431 Alright, very good. It sounds like fun. 192 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,558 Yeah, it's fun. 193 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,191 What's the matter, son? 194 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,071 It won't be as nice when you stop coming. 195 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,782 You think I come because I have to? 196 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,285 I don't know, it's your job. 197 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:32,748 Well no, it's not my job. I come to see you because I like you. 198 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,543 I like you too. 199 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,050 They don't like cops, I think. 200 00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:46,429 Particularly Ahmed, he thinks you sent his father to jail. 201 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,184 Hello, Ma'am! 202 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,311 Mom! 203 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,147 What the hell does she want? 204 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,742 Come on, hop! Let's go! 205 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,661 Move your bum, I don't have all day! 206 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,413 Well... 207 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,041 She's rather uninviting, that one. 208 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,068 She's probably in her room. 209 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,281 Poor little darling. 210 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,492 It's so hard, so hard! 211 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,786 No, she's not here. 212 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,918 She must be in the courtyard. 213 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,386 My name's Camille. 214 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,682 And I'm Zucchini. 215 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,192 Hey newcomer, tell us a bit why you're here! 216 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,196 - Oh, are you the boss? - Correct. 217 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,658 - And we must do everything you say? -Yeah that's right, you got it! 218 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,160 This is how you talk to girls! 219 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,913 OK. 220 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,166 I’m here... 221 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,668 because every morning, 222 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,419 my mom... 223 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,630 she forced me... 224 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:48,050 to go to school dressed as a dinosaur. 225 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,176 Oh yeah? 226 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,555 Hey, don't mess around with me! 227 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,807 Watch out, I wouldn't laugh if I were you. 228 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:06,443 I like dinosaurs so much! 229 00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,321 You freaks! 230 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,158 See you later, boss! 231 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,427 - Hey, Simon! - Yeah, kid? 232 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,429 Can I ask you something? 233 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,682 - Do you know how THE thing's done? - What thing? 234 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,934 The thing, with girls and boys. 235 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,313 I know it all by heart, my parents had films. 236 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,523 It's kind of strange. 237 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,067 Well if you want to, you wriggle a bit like this, 238 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:50,070 then the girl wriggles too, and then bah... 239 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,282 - Pow, you see! - What pow? Does the willy explode? 240 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:57,286 -Yeah, it explodes! - Seriously Simon! 241 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,414 I mean you're exhausted. 242 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,417 - I'm sooo tired! - And what does it do to girls? 243 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:06,545 Well, girls sweat a lot, and they keep saying they agree. 244 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,632 Like, "Oh yes, yes, yes!" Like this. 245 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,383 Ah! 246 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,428 You're very silent, Zucchini. 247 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:16,555 Zucchini! 248 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:19,183 Oh no, but that's because he's in love! 249 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,936 Yeah? You're in love? 250 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,938 Rubbish! 251 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,900 But of course, man! It's obvious miles off that you're in love with Camille. 252 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,571 No, I'd just like to know why she's here. 253 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,785 But we know why she's here, it's because of that dinosaur thing. 254 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,664 I know why she's here! 255 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,541 Well, do you really want to know why she's here? 256 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:54,176 -You're sure? - Shush! 257 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,810 - What if we get caught? - Do you want to know or not? 258 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:03,811 Yes. 259 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,566 Hold this! 260 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,787 Oh yes, got it! 261 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,917 Interesting! 262 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:31,255 OK well, if you need to know, she killed a guy. 263 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,132 Because he was in love with her. 264 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,633 What? 265 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,678 I’d be careful if I were you... 266 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,056 Your chick's got an issue with guys with vegetable names. 267 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,142 The guy's name was Carrot. 268 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,312 - Stop it! -You're scared, aren't you? 269 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:52,067 For real... her father, he killed her mother. 270 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,445 Because she loved someone else. 271 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,281 And uh... 272 00:26:57,907 --> 00:27:00,534 - He committed suicide. - Show me that! 273 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,037 And it even says that Camille, she saw it all. 274 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,747 Here. Look. 275 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:08,917 Oh yeah... 276 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,378 Lt shines in her eyes, 277 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,922 that she saw it all. 278 00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:34,276 "CHILDREN'S WEATHER" 279 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,790 Hey Jujube, take a look! 280 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,419 Well, this is called foreplay. 281 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:55,422 And if Rosy, if she were in a bed with Mr. Paul, 282 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,508 Rosy, she would be sweating ten times more. 283 00:27:57,675 --> 00:28:00,052 And Mr. Paul would have his willy exploding. 284 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,930 - Is it true or isn't it, Simon? - What D'you think? Of course it's true! 285 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:06,183 - It's disgusting! - Come on, it's just because he's in love. 286 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,311 He squeezes her tight because he's afraid she'll go. 287 00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:10,687 Oh, alright. 288 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,941 So kids, ready to discover snow? 289 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,068 - Sir, Sir! -Yes, Ahmed? 290 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:20,280 I want to ask a question! Uh, in fact is your willy alright? 291 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,282 Ahmed, what are you saying? 292 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:26,286 If his willy explodes, we won't be able to see the snow. 293 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,685 What's this? So what's this, potato? 294 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:51,520 - Don't touch it! - Guys, the potato's a drunkard! 295 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,565 Give it to me! It's a souvenir from my mom! 296 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:57,317 - Don't you touch it! - Cool, man! 297 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,184 It's a bit cold here! 298 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,311 - So, who's thirsty? - Me! 299 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,439 Behave, OK? 300 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,820 Your glasses are so cool! 301 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,406 Hey, I can see myself! 302 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,408 - Want to try them on? -Yeah! 303 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,622 Wow! Oh, that's classy! 304 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,665 What's this? 305 00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:55,000 Little thief! 306 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:56,502 Where's your mother? 307 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:59,421 She left with a man, and she doesn't want to see me ever again. 308 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:01,423 - And your father? - He's in prison. 309 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,051 You are a thief, and you're a liar too! 310 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,805 No, I'm not lying! I don't lie, Ma'am. 311 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,307 Come on, darling, let's go. 312 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:15,687 No, I'm not the liar, I don't lie! 313 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,069 Come on! 314 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:48,554 Cool! 315 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,180 Watch out! 316 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:52,808 We're going faster! We're going faster! 317 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,032 Oh! Look! 318 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,037 His mom is pretty. 319 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,039 Maybe she's not his mom. 320 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:52,803 Hey, are you asleep? 321 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,182 No. 322 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:01,061 And you? Are you asleep? 323 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,690 Me either. 324 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,153 And you? 325 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,032 Still not. 326 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,664 Shush! Come! 327 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:34,177 I have something for you. For your birthday. 328 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,471 But my birthday's already been. 329 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:40,350 I know, but we didn't know each other 3 months ago. 330 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:44,688 So, I couldn't make you a gift. Here! 331 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:01,413 How do you know my birthday was three months ago? 332 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:05,125 I went sneaking into Mrs. Papineau's office. 333 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:11,548 So you know everything. 334 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,426 Well, yes. 335 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:20,807 When my parents died, I went to live with my aunt. 336 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,561 The one who brought me the other day. 337 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,190 She's a real witch, I swear. 338 00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:31,193 As soon as we're alone together, she shouts at me constantly. 339 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:37,032 Now... the home's good. 340 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:46,166 Sometimes I dream I'm grown up and I'm still with my mom. 341 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:50,545 She's still talking to herself, drinking beer. 342 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,507 And I drink a lot, too. 343 00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:59,054 I'm quite happy to know it will never happen. 344 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:06,311 If I hadn't been brought here, I wouldn't have known you. 345 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:26,039 Where have you been? 346 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,416 Did you make your willy explode? 347 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,795 We made the most of the snow, we're leaving tomorrow. 348 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:35,423 Oh no, I don't want to leave, it was my dream to see the snow. 349 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,175 And to ride a horse. 350 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,929 Come on! Snowball battle, girls against boys! 351 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,645 We're out of ammunition! 352 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,810 Hi, Raymond. Here, everything's fine. 353 00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:31,688 You know, something unbelievable happened. 354 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:36,067 Look Ahmed, if you lay your hand here, very softly, you will feel something. 355 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,444 Rosy is expecting a baby. 356 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:38,945 - Can you feel it? - Yeah! 357 00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:41,406 It's because of Mr. Paul's willy, I think. 358 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,617 And we were so scared she'd leave. 359 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,038 She said he'd be everybody's little brother. 360 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,248 We decided to call him Spiderman. 361 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:55,253 Otherwise, I'm really looking forward to seeing you. 362 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:59,549 Oh yes, there's something else I wanted to tell you! 363 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,302 The new girl's called Camille. 364 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:08,183 362, 363, 364, 365... 365 00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:14,439 - What's your record? - My record is 747. 366 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,816 -You're good! - I'd like to get to 1,000. 367 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:21,321 I read in a book that the world record is 27,057. 368 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:24,407 The girl, she jumped for 13 hours. Can you imagine? 369 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,285 Oh yeah, not bad. 370 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:31,289 347, 348, 349... 371 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:35,669 3, 2, 1... 372 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,421 Mom! 373 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:47,430 Oh no, what the hell is she doing here? 374 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,561 Camille? 375 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:57,315 - I don't understand. - She refuses to see you. 376 00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:11,287 - I saw you nutters! - What are you doing? 377 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:12,664 Nothing... 378 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,541 What's this letter? 379 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:17,293 It's a letter from my mom... 380 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,920 Why don't you open it? 381 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:21,423 I'm good at opening letters, give it to me! 382 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,806 - Wow, an MP3 player! - Lucky you! 383 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,308 - Is there a letter with it? - No. 384 00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:39,065 Sorry, man. 385 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:41,568 Did she say so? 386 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,945 - I'm sorry but... - She's traumatized. 387 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:46,781 She doesn't want to betray her poor mother and... 388 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:50,660 Yes, it's possible, this tragedy must have shocked her terribly. 389 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,120 Just be patient! 390 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:56,916 I'll give her all the time she needs if she'd come and live with me. 391 00:38:57,418 --> 00:39:00,378 Let's first see how the weekend goes. 392 00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:05,175 Oh it's disgusting, it's gross. 393 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,553 Let's go, guys! 394 00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:12,015 What's happening to you? 395 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:15,810 We saw Camille's aunt! I swear, when you look up close, it's scary! 396 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:20,315 Poor Camille, I wouldn't like to live with such a woman! 397 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:25,070 -Thank God she's not moving there! - Of course she is, Mrs. Papineau said so. 398 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,655 What? 399 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,925 There's something I don't understand, 400 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:50,512 why does she want you to live with her, if she doesn't like you? 401 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:54,682 It's for the money... If I live at her place, she'll get a lot of money. 402 00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,396 You know... If I have to go back, I'll kill myself. 403 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:02,273 Or I'll kill her... 404 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,280 I won't let you go. 405 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,796 Mom! 406 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,799 Are you ready, shall we go? 407 00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:33,054 - Sorry, they... -They don't like cops, I know. 408 00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:36,182 OK, wait here and I'll tell Mrs. Papineau we're leaving. 409 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:47,819 - Oh, it's heavy! - So heavy! 410 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:49,445 Come on guys, hurry up! 411 00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:53,158 Next time, I’ll kick your friend's ass! 412 00:40:57,913 --> 00:41:00,039 But your bag's enormous! 413 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,042 Here we go! 414 00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:17,807 Well, you're awfully quiet... 415 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:22,145 Tell me, this girl you told me about... 416 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:23,438 What is she like? 417 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,064 Not bad! 418 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:26,941 Only "not bad"? 419 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:29,194 You seemed more enthusiastic in your letter. 420 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,820 Her hair... 421 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,281 She has soft hair... 422 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,408 Long... 423 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,661 And she has eyes that go right through me. 424 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,788 What color are they? 425 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,167 What the hell? 426 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:46,544 - I wanted Camille to come with us! - Why didn't you ask? 427 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:47,795 Her aunt wouldn't have agreed. 428 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,506 - OK, we're going back. - No! 429 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:53,676 If I go back there, I'll have to go to my aunt's and she'll beat me. 430 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,180 Alright, alright. 431 00:41:57,389 --> 00:42:00,058 But I must tell the home. 432 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,437 Yes... 433 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,814 Yes, fine. 434 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,443 Yes, Sir, very good. 435 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,695 I’ll check with her aunt. 436 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:29,796 Are you alright, Zucchini? 437 00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:33,049 That's my home. 438 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:36,052 Do you want to go and have a look? 439 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:13,047 What's this? 440 00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:19,429 This is where my mom used to measure me. 441 00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:22,181 Here... It's when I repeated a year. 442 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,560 And here, when my father left. 443 00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:29,147 And here... I can't remember. 444 00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:33,568 Well... Ln any case, you've grown a lot! 445 00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:51,544 Raymond, watch out! 446 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,796 Watch out, get down! 447 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:10,063 I would have been a lousy cowboy! 448 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,190 OK, give it to me! 449 00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,071 Cool! 450 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:22,033 - We had a pistol at home. - Just like in a western! 451 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:25,745 It's, it's my father who taught me how to shoot... 452 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,540 He... 453 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:32,668 And... 454 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:35,421 Yeah, I know. 455 00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:41,052 Well... We'd like the biggest teddy bear possible, please Ma'am. 456 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:50,311 -Your kids are beautiful! - Oh, they're not my... 457 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:52,522 Thanks... 458 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:02,156 - She left with Zucchini. - What do you mean, "Zucchini"? 459 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:04,534 I mean Icare, who's with the policeman. 460 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,786 A zucchini, a policeman, what's all this? 461 00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:10,164 - She hid in the car of the... - A policeman who steals children. 462 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,166 You call that a gentleman? 463 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:15,753 But she hid in his car! He didn't know! 464 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:19,549 What's for sure is that she didn't want to spend the weekend with you. 465 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,926 Camille must spend the weekend with me! 466 00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:24,053 - Where does this man live? - Be reasonable. 467 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,555 It's Camille's choice. 468 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:28,683 Oh please, children don't have will! 469 00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:30,309 I’ll go and get her! 470 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,441 Excuse me, Ma'am, excuse me! 471 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:39,444 Could you please give this to Camille? 472 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:40,903 What's this thing? 473 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,156 It's... her lucky charm, 474 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:44,782 she forgot it. 475 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,539 Well, if it's her lucky charm, it changes everything! 476 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:03,176 ls this you when you were younger? 477 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:06,679 - No, it's my son. -You have a son? 478 00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:10,683 Yes! But he lives very far away. I don't see him anymore. 479 00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:16,063 Sometimes, children abandon their parents. 480 00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:19,692 Shall we continue the visit? 481 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:28,910 - It's the jungle here! - I like to grow stuff. 482 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,793 ls this where we sleep? 483 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:41,547 - Alright with you? -Yes! 484 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:59,440 Stop! Stop it! 485 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,659 You know, in the bus... 486 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:14,163 I wasn't sleeping. 487 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:33,683 They're not in bed! 488 00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:35,810 And they're doing filthy things! 489 00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:38,437 Come, my little darling. We're going home. 490 00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:40,815 Being kidnapped by a cop, unbelievable! 491 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,066 Let me go! 492 00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:44,819 - Let her go now! - I'll file a complaint! 493 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,905 Camille didn't want to stay with you. I think she has her reasons. 494 00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:51,534 I'll file a complaint! She's coming with me. 495 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:53,661 And the judge will agree with me! 496 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:35,995 I don't think it was a good idea, I’m starting to have hallucinations. 497 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,039 This french fry is talking to me! 498 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:43,044 What is it telling you? Is it saying "Eat me, eat me, eat me, fatso"? 499 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,795 What's the matter here? 500 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,547 Aren't you eating? 501 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,757 You don't like it? 502 00:48:49,384 --> 00:48:52,553 We're on a hunger strike, until Camille comes back. 503 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,930 But Camille will come back! 504 00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:59,935 She'll come back to see the judge, and he'll decide if her aunt can keep her. 505 00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:11,155 Dear Camille... 506 00:49:11,531 --> 00:49:14,283 Since you left, we don't laugh much. 507 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:18,537 We tried to go on a hunger strike, but it didn't work out. 508 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,792 And Beatrice's mom came. 509 00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:30,174 She hid in Rosy's arms. 510 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:32,551 I want to stay with you. 511 00:49:33,428 --> 00:49:36,138 And Ahmed, he's wet his bed again. 512 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,569 What... 513 00:49:58,286 --> 00:50:00,413 1, 2. 1, 2. 514 00:50:00,997 --> 00:50:05,042 This is Simon. If you can hear me, raise your arm. 515 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:07,545 No, the other one. 516 00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:09,797 Sorry, I couldn't help pulling your leg. 517 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,675 OK, the situation's pretty bad. 518 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:16,429 So now, listen carefully. 519 00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:25,688 You're a tramp like your mother. 520 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:28,691 But your stupidity is actually in my favor. 521 00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:31,026 The judge won't like that! 522 00:50:31,945 --> 00:50:34,405 You've dug your own grave, you silly girl! 523 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,045 Your Honor, I'll give her an excellent education, 524 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:54,049 healthy surroundings, comfort, and most of all, tons of love. 525 00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:57,178 I love her like my own daughter. 526 00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:01,682 And on top of that, Camille and I get along so well. 527 00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:05,686 She doesn't seem that thrilled. 528 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:09,315 You must understand, after the trauma she's been through... 529 00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:12,193 She must feel she's betraying her mother. 530 00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:20,910 Camille, what do you think about it? Would you like to live with your aunt? 531 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:23,162 You will admit that after what happened, 532 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,331 I'm worried about her safety in this... 533 00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:29,293 institution, whose lax ways leave a lot to be desired. 534 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,546 You are a tramp like your mother! 535 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:34,799 Running away with a boy, shame on you! 536 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:36,550 The home's totally useless! 537 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,552 The judge won't like that! 538 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:39,512 Give it to me! 539 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,680 Stop, stop, stop! ! ! 540 00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:44,642 You've dug your own grave! 541 00:51:58,406 --> 00:52:01,116 - What are you dressed up as, Alice? - As a pirate. 542 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,411 - What are you dressed up as? - As a mummy. 543 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:07,873 - What are you dressed up as, Beatrice? - As Camille. 544 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:11,043 So Super Zucchini, what are your powers? Can you make vegetables grow faster? 545 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:14,046 And you, what are you dressed up as? A nutter? 546 00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:16,131 Yeah, remind me who saved you?! 547 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:18,551 He's dressed up as a cop! 548 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,928 Watch out, Sir, I still don't like cops. 549 00:52:21,429 --> 00:52:23,305 But then, I think I'll keep the hat. 550 00:52:41,783 --> 00:52:44,618 - So, when are you coming back? - Soon! 551 00:52:45,161 --> 00:52:46,662 How soon? 552 00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:51,250 Actually, Zucchini... I’ve talked to the judge... 553 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:56,046 I've talked to the judge because I'd like to be your foster home. 554 00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,924 Yours and Camille's... 555 00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:02,177 - It means you're taking us in? - Uh...Yes. 556 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:06,265 And you'd be our family? Even if you're alone? 557 00:53:06,391 --> 00:53:07,182 That's right. 558 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,811 You'll come and live in my house, with me. 559 00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:13,022 Actually, it would be your home... 560 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:15,065 If you like. 561 00:53:16,192 --> 00:53:20,446 - Does Camille know? - Yes, the judge has told her. 562 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:25,534 And what did she say? 563 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:29,747 I don't know, but you have time to think about it... 564 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:32,291 You and Camille. OK? 565 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,794 Alright then, see you soon, son! 566 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,797 See you soon, Raymond! 567 00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:01,570 I wanted to thank you all... for saving my life. 568 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:05,282 Most of all Simon, thank you. 569 00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:08,661 And I never thought... 570 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:13,791 that life could be so cool. And with you here, it's really cool. 571 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:16,919 - We'll stay together for our entire life! - Cool! 572 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,755 No, it's not true, we won't stay together forever! 573 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:23,300 Camille and Zucchini are clearing out, with the cop on top of that! 574 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,534 Hey, Simon. 575 00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:52,997 Simon... 576 00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:57,292 We're not leaving, Simon! 577 00:54:57,919 --> 00:55:00,546 We want to stay here! 578 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:06,176 It's not fair, if we leave! It's so nice all together here! 579 00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:10,055 Simon... 580 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:18,147 You have to leave... 581 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,782 You don't know how rare it is for people to adopt children as big as us. 582 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,412 Yeah but no, you must go for us. 583 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,917 Get it? 584 00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:53,015 A cop and a superhero hugging! 585 00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:55,059 It's a bit weird, isn't it? 586 00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:01,398 Simon, Simon, a little more to the left! 587 00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:03,025 That's it! 588 00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:06,320 Don't move! 589 00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:10,532 Stop playing the fools! 590 00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:14,870 Come on. And it's a picture for real! 591 00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:18,665 Careful! Cheese! 592 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:22,419 Yeah! 593 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:07,548 OK buzz off, Super Zucchini! 594 00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:15,180 Goodbye! 595 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,156 OK, let's race. The last to finish... 596 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,867 will wash my pants until the end of his life! 597 00:58:02,937 --> 00:58:06,440 This is the day you became my children! 598 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:19,786 Do you like it? 599 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,812 - Are you alright, Camille? - Yes. 600 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:48,941 I don't know why I'm crying! 601 00:58:49,567 --> 00:58:52,319 Sometimes we cry because we're happy. 602 00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:56,281 Right, Raymond? 603 00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:58,659 Yeah, uh... 604 00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:11,755 Dear Simon, 605 00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:16,301 You said the home was a place for those without anyone left to love them. 606 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,181 But you've made a mistake because we haven't forgotten you! 607 00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:25,185 And the others, neither. 608 00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,916 He opened his eyes! 609 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:50,294 Ah, he won't let go! 610 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,671 - What's his name then? - Antoine. 611 00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:55,924 - It's pretty. - Yes, but Spiderman was better still! 612 00:59:56,050 --> 00:59:58,260 Will he live here all the time? 613 00:59:58,678 --> 00:59:59,803 No. 614 01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:02,681 - Unless you abandon him! - I’m not going to do that! 615 01:00:02,807 --> 01:00:05,309 Even if... even if he's super ugly? 616 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:07,060 Even if he smells like poo? 617 01:00:07,186 --> 01:00:08,395 Even if he cries all the time? 618 01:00:08,813 --> 01:00:11,565 - Even if he wets his bed? - If he's hopeless at school? 619 01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:14,192 - Even if he's stupid? - Even if he eats like a pig? 620 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:17,070 Even if he forgets his name and has stinky feet? 621 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:20,907 Even if he's unbearable and keeps yelling constantly? 622 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,701 Even if he farts? 623 01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:26,204 - Even if he scribbles on walls? - Even if he wants to be a cop? 624 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:30,834 - Even if... - Even if his neck is as long as a giraffe's? 625 01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:33,712 Even if he's a punk? 626 01:04:00,461 --> 01:04:02,212 3YEARS EARLIER... 627 01:04:02,421 --> 01:04:03,672 Next! 628 01:04:05,299 --> 01:04:06,550 Hello! 629 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:08,260 Come and sit here. 630 01:04:10,513 --> 01:04:12,722 We're just going to ask you a couple of questions. 631 01:04:14,058 --> 01:04:16,977 My mom says I shouldn't speak to strangers. 632 01:04:18,312 --> 01:04:21,064 So, would you like to be in a film? 633 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:22,190 Oh, yeah! 634 01:04:22,233 --> 01:04:23,525 Like Shrek! 635 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,110 Except I... 636 01:04:25,152 --> 01:04:26,611 I don't know how to fart. 637 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,113 All I do is burp. 638 01:04:29,907 --> 01:04:30,824 You do that well! 639 01:04:30,866 --> 01:04:31,575 Don't know... 640 01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:33,368 Well... 641 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:36,121 Everyone at school makes fun of me... 642 01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:37,622 Except Salah... 643 01:04:37,665 --> 01:04:39,541 She laughs at everything! 644 01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:43,461 What if we asked you to play a boy who lost his parents? 645 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:47,424 Well, since my parents got divorced... 646 01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:50,844 They don't love each other anymore and they've got loads of problems... 647 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:54,180 I don't know... 648 01:04:54,473 --> 01:04:57,475 Sometimes I'm a bit sad inside... 649 01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:01,730 Can I ask you something, mister? 650 01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,523 Yes, of course! 651 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:06,359 Is it you that chose the name "Zucchini"? 652 01:05:06,444 --> 01:05:08,820 No, it wasn't me, that's the name in the book. 653 01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:11,323 It's his mother, in the book, who calls her son "Zucchini." 654 01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:13,783 Why? You don't like "Zucchini"? 655 01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:15,994 Well... Zucchini, it stinks... 656 01:05:16,787 --> 01:05:18,079 It's really girly! 657 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,664 - Ah... - Cheeky little bugger... 658 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:23,668 If I'm chosen for the film, can I change the name?46945

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