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Hey.
Morning. Can you grab the milk?
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[yelps]
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Oh, my God. Is it another rat?
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No.
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It's food.
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Close it and open it again.
I don't believe it's real.
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Who did this?
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Not me; I've got
four dollars in my wallet
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and it's got to last me
till next week.
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Well, it wasn't me either
and, by the way,
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you have two dollars
in your wallet.
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Look, look.
There's strawberry jam.
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With seeds.
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So you know it came from
real strawberries.
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Morning.Adam,
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there's food in the house.
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[chuckles]:
I know, I bought it.
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I'm tired of coming home
at 2:00 a.m. after work
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and finding a box of baking soda
and a fuzzy lemon.
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Okay, this jam is mine,
I called it.
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You know,
I went crazy and bought
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some bread to put that on.Bread?
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I want bread. I call that, too.
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Adam, how much did you spend?
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Don't worry about it.
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We're doing really well
at the bar
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and we deserve nice things.
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Nice things I get,
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but what's with
the fancy-ass beans?
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They're not
the grocery store brand?
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Nope. Check out the lid.
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[gasps]
A pop-top!
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Okay, Bill Gates, now
you're just showboating.
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♪
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How's the fruit
looking today?
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Must we do this dance?
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You're right.
Cheeseburger and fries.
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You?
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I'll just have
a side of mayo.
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I'm not even in the mood to ask.
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Is there a
new mayo diet?
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Is it hard?
Is it working?
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'Cause you look good.
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I'm on the eat all the food
in the fridge
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before it spoils diet.
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She had a turkey leg
and a box of cherry tomatoes
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for breakfast.Yeah. You could have
helped out, too,
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Miss "yogurt that still had
a week to go."
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I usually like their fights,
but I don't get this one.
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Adam's bar is finally
bringing in
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a little money
and he had the audacity
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to fill our fridge
with food.
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And I'll be damned if I'm
letting any of it go bad.
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Here, banana-tizers
all around.
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That's great
that his bar's doing well.
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[panicked shushing]
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Jinxsy! Don't
say it out loud.
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Um...
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you just salted
that guy's baby.
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Why aren't you happy
the bar's doing well?[exclaims]
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What did Bonnie just say?
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He smiled. [chuckles]
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Oh, stupid baby
thinks it's snowing.
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Look, I'm glad
it's happening,
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I just don't want Adam
going crazy with it.
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He bought food.And running shoes.
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Runningshoes.
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[phone chimes]Aw.
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ALL: Yuri.But it's even better.
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It's him holding a cat.
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Ooh, let me see.
[gasps]
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[chuckles][meows]
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[meowing]
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Take the phone back.
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It's his cousin's cat,
they're roommates.
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[gasps] Which reminds me,
Christy.
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Sergei just broke up
with his girlfriend and I...
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I'm in.Maybe I'd fix
you guys up, I mean...
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I said I'm in....he's pretty cute
and I think you guys...
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Did you not just hear her?
She's about to jump up
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on this table and
start twerking.I really am.
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Okay, great, well,
how about we go
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to their place
for dinner Friday?
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No, no, not Friday.
We've got four pounds
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of pork shoulder
that's best before the 17th.
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I haven't touched a man
in ten months.
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I'm willing to take
my chances with old pork.
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Picking up your entire life
and moving to a strange country?
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I can't imagine.
Hmm.
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You must get homesick.Sometimes.
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But then I shove ice cube
down his pants
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and say,
"Snap out of it!"[laughs]
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[laughs] It's
funny every time.
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[chuckling]
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How did you learn
to speak such good English?
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Ah. Watching
Law and Order: SVU.
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"In the criminal
justice system,
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"sexually based
offenses are...
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BOTH:
...considered especially heinous."
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It's happening.
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No pressure-- whatever
happens, happens.
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But it's happening.
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Who's ready for
Duncan Hines Bundt cake?
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TAMMY:
Ooh.
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They raise their
hands here.
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Oh.
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Go relax on couch,
we'll clean up.
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[Christy chuckles]
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So what do you think?He's amazing.
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[chuckles]They're both amazing.
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They cook,
they clean.
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And they're gentle,
sensitive lovers.
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Well, mine is.
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And Sergei plays the guitar,
so I can only assume...
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I could have a Russian boyfriend
who plays guitar? [chuckles]
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I always do this,
I get ahead of myself.
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Yeah, you're right.
It's just the first date.
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Be cool.
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But we are totally
having a double wedding.
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Right?
[laughs]
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Dessert is served.
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Sergei, he make
this cake himself.
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It's moist because
it has pudding inside.
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It's sweet that you guys
are so close.
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We are like
Three Musketeers.
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But only two.
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Don't make me emotional
in front of women.
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[knocking at door]
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Please enjoy your moist cake,
I will get this.
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[chuckles]
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Yuri, your cousin is so nice.
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Ah, he has good heart.
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[Yuri yelling
in Russian]
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[overlapping arguing
in Russian]
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[yelling continues]
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Is everything okay out there?
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It's just business.
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[arguing continues
in Russian]
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[man speaking Russian]
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[yelling in Russian]
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Sergei, please.
We are entertaining.
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I... Forgive me, ladies.
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Five minutes
and then Pictionary.
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[terse whispering]
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Christy, how's your cake?
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Stolen.
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I mean, moist. I mean, good.
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Who's uncomfortable?
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Is that a new hat?
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I guess, maybe.
I don't know.
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Well, you either went to a store
and bought a hat or you didn't.
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F-Fine, I bought a hat.[scoffs]
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You might want
to be nicer to me,
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I'm taking you out
for a surprise.
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I hate surprises.
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What kind of person
hates surprises?The kind who was
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in the bath when
the DEA broke down the door.
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The first time. The second time?
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[scoffs] I was ready for them.
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Well, this is a good surprise.
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Are we shopping
for expensive hats?
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Oh, my God. I got
it at the car wash.
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Oh, so now we're going
to fancy car washes.
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Yeah, I was in line
behind the queen.
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Uh, B-Bonnie.
Bonnie, you got
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to get over this.
I'm making money.
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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And I'll try.
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Good, 'cause we're here.
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What? No.
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No, no.
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I don't want a new car.
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I don't need a new car.
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My car is fine.[stammers]
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Your left window
doesn't close,
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you have a hole in the
floor and when you park it
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out front of the bar,
it scares customers away.
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Is the bar doing well
or are customers scared away?
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'Cause it can't be both.
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There she is, my favorite
ex-mother-in-law.
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Oh, God. This yahoo?
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Hey, Baxter.
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Was she surprised?
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Yeah, it made her super mad.
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You know, everything you want
a present to do.
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I'm not angry.
I just don't need a new car.
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Will you at least
let him show you
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the one that
we picked out?[groans] Fine.
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[claps hands]
Change is uncomfortable.
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But you know what is
not uncomfortable?
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Heated leather seats.
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My ass is hot
enough on its own.
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Slide on in there, Bonnie.
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Got the yacht rock all fired up.
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Christopher Cross and you
are ready to ride like the wind.
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Just don't get caught between
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the moon and New York City.
[chuckles]
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Stay in your lane, Wheels.
I got this.
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I don't know how many times
I got to tell you guys I--
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Oh.
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Lumbar support.
Shuts the yapper every time.
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Hey. I see a little smile.
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Someone's starting to like it.
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Okay, okay, how much?
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Don't worry about that,
we can afford it.
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How much?
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I worked out the
sweetest deal ever.
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Zero down,
$350 a month.
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How many months?Does that...
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How many months?72.
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72 months? Who knows
if we'll still be together!
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Wh-What?
We're getting married.
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Yeah, you can get out of that.
This, you're locked in.
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Let me out.
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Get me out of here.
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There's a button.Well, there's a million buttons!
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["Ride Like The Wind"
by Christopher Cross playing]
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Will you--
Bonnie, stop.
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Screw it. I'm going C-section.
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Be careful on the roof,
these things are not well made.
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I will see you at home,
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and don't be late
'cause I'm making that ham.
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Want to get high?Absolutely.
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Hey, Taylor.
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How's your day? How's it going?
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What, your friends aren't here
so now you want to talk?
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Oh, come on, I'm not like that.
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Hmm.
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Don't you have a son in college?
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I'm 30.
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Well, this has been fun.
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Hey, Tammy!
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Sorry I'm late,
I was at Yuri's.
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We had the place
to ourselves,
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and we...Please stop.
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Oh, I need to say it out loud.
We made love.
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Good for you.
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Oh, that reminds me,
this is from Sergei.
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An Apple Watch?
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To quote Sergei,
he's "smeetten" with you.
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Tammy, I can't keep this.
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Why?
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Despite the fact
that it looks cool and--
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Oh, my God,
it's taking my pulse--
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I'm pretty sure it's stolen.
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What? No, he knows a guy.
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Tammy, we both know what
it means when you know a guy.
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[scoffs]And come on,
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that business in the apartment
with the TVs...
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Okay, so no man's perfect,
252
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,000
but I really think you should
give Sergei another chance.
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I'm not talking about me.
You're on parole
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00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:16,311
and Sergei's obviously involved
in illegal activity.
255
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:19,096
You're taking a huge risk every
time you're in that apartment.
256
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,620
Well, I can't take Yuri
to Marjorie's,
257
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,622
it's the least sexy place
on the planet.
258
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,188
[imitating Marjorie]:
"Oh, are you two gonna get
259
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,886
hot and bothered?"
260
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:29,193
This is serious.
You could go back to prison.
261
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,369
Look, I'm not stupid, okay?
262
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,937
I know Sergei's a little shady,
but Yuri's clean.
263
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,548
Even if he is, the fact
that he lives with him...Stop.
264
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:40,901
I got this. I have an amazing
guy and I'm not screwing it up.
265
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,424
I think I'm just gonna go.
266
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,686
Tammy...
267
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,036
No, you know what,
I could eat.
268
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,995
I just made love
for three hours.
269
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,920
Can you believe
that guy?
270
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,792
Men, always trying
to buy us cars.
271
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,489
You think this is a joke?
272
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,709
I don't know.
For as long as I can remember,
273
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,625
you've always said, "If I ever
have money, I want a new car."
274
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,975
I just think this spending
is tempting the fates.
275
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,238
You know, putting
a big target on us,
276
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,719
like, "Hey, Universe, look
over here. We got money."
277
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,722
Next thing you know, your
pet monkey rips your face off.
278
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,159
At least you'd have money
for a new face.
279
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:25,554
No, I wouldn't because Adam
spent it all on hats.
280
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,773
Hey.
281
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,035
Hello.
282
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,166
Is that the hat?Uh-huh.
283
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,126
Good Lord.
284
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,562
I don't want to fight.
285
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,737
I don't either.
286
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,434
Well, good. I'm just confused.
287
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,741
What is the point
of me busting my ass,
288
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,264
smelling like wings and beer,
289
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,831
barely spending
any time with you,
290
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,834
if I can't at least treat
my family to a few nice things.
291
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,576
Aw, he called me family.
292
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,187
You're so easy.
293
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,015
It's just I've always
wanted to have money
294
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,757
and now that we do, I'm
afraid we're gonna lose it.
295
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,324
Oh, you worrying
about us going broke
296
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,500
makes me feel like you don't
have much confidence in me.
297
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,632
Well, I'm sorry,
I don't mean that.
298
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:03,113
Then can you maybe
try to trust me?
299
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:06,464
Yeah, Mom,
for the family.
300
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,037
All right,
I will trust you.
301
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,822
Good, because
I bought you the car.
302
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,737
What? How could you do that?
303
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,130
What? Because I know
you're gonna love it.
304
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,872
Ow!
305
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,701
Unbelievable.
You're so selfish.
306
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,138
That really dinged me.Selfish?
307
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,574
Left a dent.
308
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,663
You know what?
I'm gonna take it back.
309
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,143
You do what you want.
310
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,362
Am I bleeding?
311
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,059
Where'd you park it?
312
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,453
It's the only car out front
with a bow on it!
313
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,370
I'm a little dizzy.
314
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,376
Mama?
315
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:51,118
So he-he just threw
the keys at you?
316
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,382
I don't really remember.
I kind of blacked out.
317
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,472
Anyway...
318
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,040
sorry for coming by
unannounced.
319
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,217
Oh, it's okay. Lots of people
come here unannounced.
320
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,828
At least it's not 2:00
in the morning.
321
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:10,267
Yeah, that's kind of what
I wanted to talk to you about.
322
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,443
You know Tammy's
on parole, right?
323
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,837
Yes, I love her
anyway.
324
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:18,319
She could get into a lot of
trouble for dating a guy
325
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,103
who's living with
a sweet, handsome,
326
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:23,106
but obviously
criminal cousin.
327
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,066
Which reminds me,
328
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,243
please give this
back to Sergei.
329
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,462
Oh, Sergei's
not criminal,
330
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:35,249
he is what we call
"middleman."
331
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:38,687
Dimitri and Misha,
now those guys are criminals.
332
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:42,299
Look, you don't want Tammy
to go back to prison, right?
333
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,605
Of course not.
334
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:47,043
But you live with somebody
she can't be around.
335
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:51,613
Oh, so as long as I'm living
with Sergei, she's at risk?
336
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,789
Yes.
337
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,618
I get it.
338
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,621
Thank you, Yuri.
339
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:02,667
No, thank you,
Christy.
340
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,369
Shall I tell Sergei
that you came by?
341
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,766
I'm not on parole,
why the hell not?
342
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,163
Hey there, can I
tell you about our...No.
343
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,948
You look like you're
in the market...No.
344
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,864
There's my favorite...No. Office, now.
345
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,388
Want a jelly doughnut?No!
346
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,651
Well, I do.
347
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,481
What's wrong? Having trouble
with the Sirius XM?
348
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,786
A lot of our
older custom...
349
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,051
A lot of our
customers do.
350
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,356
I'm returning the car.
351
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,968
Bonnie, sit down.No.
352
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,448
Okay, well, I'm sitting.
I'm on my feet all day.
353
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,797
Hey, if I showed
you a thing,
354
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,278
could you tell me
if it's a corn?
355
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,411
I want you to tear up
the contract.
356
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:54,154
Look, I have a pretty good idea
of what you're going through.
357
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,243
You got jelly on your shirt.
358
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,507
Aw, damn it.
359
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:03,250
Dance with a jelly doughnut,
sometimes you pay the piper.
360
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:06,079
Look, when I met Candace,
361
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,342
I was living in my van.
362
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,562
Now I have a five bedroom house,
membership at a golf club,
363
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,522
collection of vintage
arcade games. [chuckles]
364
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,742
Frogger,so underrated.
365
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,704
Son of a...
366
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,445
Is this going somewhere?
367
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,578
What I'm trying to say is it
took me a while to get used
368
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:31,365
to having nice things,
but it turns out, it's great.
369
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,584
But aren't you afraid
it's all gonna go away?
370
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:39,503
Even if it does, at least
I enjoyed it while it lasted.
371
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,550
Huh. That actually makes sense.
372
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:46,423
Really? 'Cause when I was
saying it, it sounded weird.
373
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,904
I don't know, maybe I am
getting in my own way.
374
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,211
I've always been a "live in
the moment" kind of gal,
375
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,560
and now I'm obsessing
about something
376
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,996
that hasn't even happened.
377
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,565
Thoughts are not reality.
378
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:01,395
Wow, listen to me,
and I'm not even high.
379
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,396
Baxter.
380
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:05,616
Fine, tail end of a good buzz.
381
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,618
Enjoy this while you can.
382
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,534
Aren't you afraid
it's gonna make you soft?
383
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:14,277
Oh, I'm soft,
but Candace is loaded.
384
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,279
As long as I'm with her,
I'm fine.
385
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:19,195
And you sure you two are solid,
jelly boy?
386
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,023
Yeah.
387
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,069
Are we solid?
388
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:29,423
Hey, sweetie, I just
called to say I lo...
389
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,512
Yeah, sure,
you can call me back.
390
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,559
It's fine.
She's just a little busy.
391
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,436
Hey, Tammy. Aren't
you going inside?
392
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,481
I've been
waiting for you.Oh.
393
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,310
[mocking]: Oh.Oh...
394
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,486
Yuri told me you had
a little talk with him.
395
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,359
Okay, yes, you're mad,
396
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,361
but I just felt
it was important
397
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,536
that he knew...He dumped me.
398
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,668
What?
Yeah.
399
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,758
No. No, no, no, no, he wasn't
supposed to dump you,
400
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,064
he was supposed
to dump Sergei.
401
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,674
He can't dump Sergei,
he's family,
402
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,633
and he's the whole reason
Yuri's in America.
403
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,680
I'm so sorry.I thought we were friends.
404
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,379
We are. That's why I did it.
I love you too much
405
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,989
to see you go back to prison.[scoffs]
406
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,122
I set you up on a date,
and you ruined my life.
407
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,775
Tammy, come on.
408
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,691
Just a heads-up, I'm gonna share
the crap out of this in there,
409
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,824
and I'm not gonna say your name
'cause that's not cool,
410
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,696
but they're gonna know.
Oh, they're gonna know!
411
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,622
♪ And I've got such
a long way to go ♪
412
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,450
♪ Such a long way
to go ♪
413
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,366
♪ To make it to the
border of Mexico ♪
414
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,761
♪ So I'll ride
like the wind ♪
415
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:50,330
BOTH:
♪ Ride like the wind
416
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,853
♪ Gonna ride like the wind
417
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,202
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah
418
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,204
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah
419
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,032
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah
420
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,426
What are you looking at?♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah
421
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,036
BOTH:
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah
422
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,430
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah
423
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:06,650
♪ Bah, bah, bah...
424
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,435
This is what
I wanted to see.
425
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,698
You happy, enjoying this.I am.
426
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,483
And you even upgraded the model,
got all the bells and whistles.
427
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,485
Hey, I wanted to do it right.
428
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,313
We might have to live
in this thing someday.
429
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:20,447
But still, did you need
the rear entertainment system?
430
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:24,407
You guys ever see Minions?
It is so good!
431
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,454
I could totally live back here.
432
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:31,980
[music volume increases]
433
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,286
♪ Ride like the wind
434
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,896
BOTH:
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah
435
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,421
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah,
dah, dah, dah, dah. ♪
436
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:44,427
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