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Previously on
"Miracle Workers"...
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Eliza: All we have to do
to save the world
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is get these two to kiss.
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Have you guys ever thought
about a Kiss Cam?
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Let's make it happen.
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Announcer: Ooh, there's
a cozy-looking couple.
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Crowd: [ Chanting ]
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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Kiss! Kiss!
-They're choking.
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I'm going home.
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Okay, fine. Go home.
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How are
we gonna fix this?
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Did someone order a miracle?
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The bet's off.
I'm here to save the world.
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[ Grunts ][ Clank ]
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O-Okay.
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[ Sighs ] Shit.
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Oh, how's this thing going?
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♪♪
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Raymond:
My name is Raymond.
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I work
in the Department of Clouds.
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We have no leadership.
No direction.
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Every day, you just come in
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and make any kind
of cloud you want.
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Big puffy cloud,
little dotty cloud,
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long, streaky cloud...
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fine, go for it.
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No one cares.
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Sometimes, I get so bored,
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I like to make my cloud
look like things.
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Like a turtle
or a car or something.
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Occasionally,
some kid will notice.
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But, mostly,
nobody looks up.
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Nadia: Nadia.
Department of Male Nipples.
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They were supposed
to squirt orange juice.
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The male nipple doesn't work,
and it never will.
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But we still gotta
clock in every morning
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and pretend
that today's the day
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that we're gonna crack
that nipple.
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I'll be honest:
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I'm always high, you know?
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My name's Carla.
I work in Bug Control.
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Or should I say
Bug "Control"?
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[ Scoffs ]
We can't control them.
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They do
whatever they want.
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They run all over the place,
fly around in crazy circles.
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They're nuts.
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My name's Frank.
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I make
the Northern Lights.
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Why are
there no Eastern Lights?
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Why can't I try
some Western Lights?
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I'll tell ya why.
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The [bleep] union.
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We spent a thousand years
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trying to make
a "bug-controlling helmet."
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You put it on, you're supposed
to be able to steer a bug.
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So stupid.
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So stupid.
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Collective bargaining
my ass.
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It's horse shit.
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Okay.
Great exit interview.
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Do you have anything else
you'd like to add?
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Just that I'll be happy
when this place goes under.
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Well, right there with ya.
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Good news is, we don't have
too long to wait. Okay.
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Gail: Department of Answered Prayers.
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Reminder to please schedule
your exit interview.
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Department of Answered Prayers, remind--
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Not yet.
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Let's save
this weird-ass planet.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Bell dinging ]
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♪♪
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Eliza: Status?
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Rosie: Four blocks apart
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and still drifting.We need to find a way
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to get them
back together.
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Then we've only
got one option:
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We fence them in.
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We block the roads
they're on.
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Then we seal off
the side streets
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so the only direction they can
move is toward each other.
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We corral them like cattle,
closer and closer,
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until their lips
are touching.
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Okay, I'm -- I'm not sure
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we're gonna be able
to do that, Eliza.
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Craig, we can't afford
to play it safe right now.
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N-No, I'm not "playing it safe."
I promise.
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We -- We just don't have
the manpower
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to block off
all those routes.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
You're right.
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Yeah, we need help. Let's get
the other departments.
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Rosie, Sanjay,
you go east,
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round up everyone
from Bug Control to Erosion.
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We'll go west
and hit up the people
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in Currents, Clouds,
and Tides.
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And I'll help, too.
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-Yay.
-Thank you.
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You're helping
by just being here.Yeah.
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-That's so nice of you.
-Great.
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♪♪
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Hello?
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Hello?!
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♪♪
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[ Echoing ] Hello?
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♪♪
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Where is everyone?
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I don't know.[ Rock music plays
in distance ]
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What is that?
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[ Crowd cheering in distance ]
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♪♪
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Crowd: [ Chanting ]
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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[ Workers cheering,
indistinct shouting ]
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♪♪
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I got this.
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[ Music stops, feedback ]
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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All right, everybody, look.
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All of you are technically
still employees here,
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at least for the next...
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thirty-eight minutes.
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So if you don't help us,
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you'll be in dereliction
of your duty,
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which means a forfeiture
of all severance packages.
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Oh, shit.
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So go on. Get your gear.
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We've got work to do.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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Man:
Yeah, let's fire it up!
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Woman:
Hey, guys, it's running!
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Man 2: Over here.
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Woman: 12 blocks apart.
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-Okay, let's go! Let's go!
-Go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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[ Sighs ]
I think we got a real shot here.
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We just can't afford
any mistakes.
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[ Thunder crashes]
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Aah!Woman: Lightning initiated.
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Lightning.
Lightning.
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We've got to get him
out of here.
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Aah!Woman: Lightning initiated.
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More lightning.
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[ Screaming]Woman: 18 blocks apart.
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19 blocks apart.
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Hey, God.
Hey! How are you?
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So glad you found us.
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Everybody was like,
"Where's God? We need him."
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Now, look, I'm --
I'm just glad I could help.
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Speaking of which, uh...[ Thunder crashes]
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...we -- we actually need
your expertise right now...
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In another room.
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Really? 'Cause it seems like
all the action's right here.
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Oh, no. There's a lot more
action in another room.
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Oh, boy.
I want to see that room.
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[ Laughing ] All right.
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Lead the way.
All right.
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All right, people!
Back to work! Come on!
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Let's do this thing!
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Okay, Circuits. You're up.Man: All right.
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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All right!
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Nice work.
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Sewage initiated.
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♪♪
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We're getting there.Okay, hydrant's on deck.
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♪♪
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Hydrant failed.
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Damn it!
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Come -- You guys!
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Where were you on that one?!
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They were on their break.
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We get 5 minutes
every 45 minutes
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and 10 minutes every hour.
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You got a problem with that,
bring it up at arbitration.
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That stupid union.[ Sighs ]
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Now Sam's way off course.
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And there's nothing
we can use to block the road.
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What about that beehive?
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[ Buzzing]
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Bug Control!
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Can you control bugs?
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Not really.What does that mean?
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Well, we got this helmet.
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But the last time we tested it,
it didn't work out too hot.
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Okay, well, we gotta try it
again right now.
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Be my guest.
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But before you strap it on,
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you might want to have
a little chat with Henry.
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He used the helmet
six years ago
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to try to move a potato bug
away from a potato.
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Been that way ever since.
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Is he all right?No.
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Best we can figure is,
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his mind merged
with the potato bug's mind.
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Never really switched back.
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Look, we need you to steer
this bee towards Sam.
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No way, lady.
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I'm not risking my brain
for some severance.
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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Sorry. Here.
We need this.
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No, no. You -- Okay.No, we just need it.
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Okay. All right.
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Bee me.
What?
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Strap it on.
Throw the switch.
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Bee me.
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Wait. Hang on.
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Craig...
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are you sure
you want to do this?
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We have nineteen minutes
until the Earth is destroyed,
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so we can't afford
to play it safe.
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Right?
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Bee me.
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Bee me!
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Oh, wait, wait!
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Eliza.
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If I don't come back,
or if I come back as a bee,
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I just want you
to know that --
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[ Helmet powers up ]Yeeeaaaghh! Aah!
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Craig!
[ Gasps ]
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Did it work?
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Is he a bee?
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Carla: Hey, look!
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He's doing it,
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sort of.
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[ Buzzing]
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♪♪
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Whoa.
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Get --
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♪♪
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Yes!
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[ Rapid beeping ]Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Get him out.
We're losing him!
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Craig.
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Craig, are you okay?
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Craig!
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Craig!
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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[ Gasps ]
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I'm joking.
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[ Laughter ]
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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So, he's legitimately
messed up.
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Yep.
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Right, everybody,
we're back on track.
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Now let's finish the job.
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-Yeah.
-Come on.
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You heard him.
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Break's over!
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♪♪
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Man.
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I've never walked this far
in my whole entire life.
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What am I doing anyway?
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Uh, we need you
to pump love in the air
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to make the people kiss.
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We can do that?
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Y-Yes.
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We do it right here...
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in the Department of Love.
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Oh. Makes sense.
Okay.
268
00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,528
Sure is a lot
of mammoth stuff in here.
269
00:09:47,563 --> 00:09:49,219
So, this is
the Love Machine.
270
00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:50,531
It's a little complex,
271
00:09:50,566 --> 00:09:52,153
but I know
you can handle it.
272
00:09:52,188 --> 00:09:54,052
Well, I'll try my best.
273
00:09:54,086 --> 00:09:58,919
So, the trick is to press
this button over and over again
274
00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:01,128
and keep doing that
and just stay here.
275
00:10:01,162 --> 00:10:02,992
I won't let you down.
276
00:10:03,026 --> 00:10:03,855
I love you, buddy.
277
00:10:03,889 --> 00:10:05,339
Okay.
I love you.
278
00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:06,547
[ Door opens ]
279
00:10:06,582 --> 00:10:09,999
[ Button clicking ]
280
00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:15,004
♪♪
281
00:10:15,038 --> 00:10:16,281
[ Steam hissing ]
282
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:21,010
♪♪
283
00:10:21,044 --> 00:10:21,976
Aah!
284
00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:24,910
Aah!
285
00:10:26,153 --> 00:10:27,257
Almost there!
286
00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,190
Woman: Balloon grounded.
287
00:10:30,951 --> 00:10:31,917
What?!
288
00:10:31,952 --> 00:10:33,022
Uh...
289
00:10:33,056 --> 00:10:35,196
♪♪
290
00:10:35,231 --> 00:10:36,853
8 more minutes,
people!
291
00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:37,992
Wind![ Keyboard clacking ]
292
00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:41,099
[ Wind blowing ]
293
00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:46,863
♪♪
294
00:10:46,898 --> 00:10:48,002
Sam?
295
00:10:48,037 --> 00:10:50,246
Laura?
296
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,213
[ Cheers and applause ]
297
00:10:52,248 --> 00:10:54,112
Press. Press.
298
00:10:54,146 --> 00:10:55,976
Press. Press.
299
00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,564
[ Button clatters ]Oh!
300
00:11:02,051 --> 00:11:03,846
What the...
301
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,917
[ Cheers and applause,
door opens ]
302
00:11:05,951 --> 00:11:09,299
Make way!
I got to plug this puppy in!
303
00:11:11,992 --> 00:11:12,544
Okay.
304
00:11:12,579 --> 00:11:14,166
[ Workers screaming ]
305
00:11:14,201 --> 00:11:16,168
-Oh!
-Aah! Aah!
306
00:11:16,203 --> 00:11:18,032
-Oh! Oh!
-Oh! No!
307
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,240
Aah! Aah!
308
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,414
Whoa!
309
00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:23,175
Aah! Oh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
310
00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:25,005
Oh, no! Oh!
311
00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:26,213
Aah!
312
00:11:26,247 --> 00:11:27,939
Aah!
313
00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:29,250
Someone!
314
00:11:29,285 --> 00:11:31,045
[ Thunder crashes ]Aah!
315
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,875
Aaah!
316
00:11:34,255 --> 00:11:35,222
[ Alarm blaring ]
317
00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:37,189
-Oh!
-Oh!
318
00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:40,054
[ Explosions, screaming ]
319
00:11:40,089 --> 00:11:42,919
Woman: Heaven off.Sanjay: Oh, no, no, no, no.
320
00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:44,196
Man: No. No.
321
00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:46,889
Was that me?
322
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,269
Yes.
How? [ Scoffs ]
323
00:11:48,304 --> 00:11:52,411
All I was doing was
plugging in the Love Machine.
324
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:54,172
Man 2:
What's a Love Machine?
325
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,449
[ Indistinct conversations ]
326
00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:57,624
-Does that even exist?
-I don't think so.
327
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,868
Sanjay?
328
00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:02,214
Were you trying
to get rid of me?
329
00:12:02,249 --> 00:12:04,838
You want to know
something?
330
00:12:04,872 --> 00:12:06,011
Yes.
331
00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:08,945
Yes, I was trying
to get rid of you.
332
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:09,532
Why?
333
00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:11,361
Because you're an idiot!
334
00:12:11,396 --> 00:12:14,019
You're a moron!
335
00:12:14,054 --> 00:12:16,850
You made
a crazy, stupid planet,
336
00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:19,887
and now it's gonna blow up!
337
00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:22,372
And you know what?
It's all your fault.
338
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:26,929
It's all because of you.
339
00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:30,415
I'm sorry.
340
00:12:33,314 --> 00:12:35,662
Sorry, everybody.
341
00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:39,148
Sorry I let you all down.
342
00:12:39,182 --> 00:12:43,393
♪♪
343
00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:45,050
I'll just let myself out.
344
00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:53,265
♪♪
345
00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:12,940
[ Doors rattle ]
346
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:21,397
[ Door closes ]
347
00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:23,192
God: Oh, come on.
348
00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:24,918
[ Doors rattling ]
349
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,518
♪♪
350
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,900
-Hey.
-Let's go, guys.
351
00:13:43,246 --> 00:13:44,903
[ Siren wailing in distance ]
352
00:13:44,938 --> 00:13:46,422
[ Breathing heavily ]
353
00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:49,908
Laura!
354
00:13:49,943 --> 00:13:51,392
Sam!
355
00:13:51,427 --> 00:13:59,297
♪♪
356
00:13:59,331 --> 00:14:00,539
[ Grunts ]
357
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,403
♪♪
358
00:14:02,438 --> 00:14:04,267
Hi.
359
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,891
Hi.
360
00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:08,271
Man: ...the right sequence.
361
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,170
[ Indistinct conversations,
keyboards clacking ]
362
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:13,311
[ Machines power on ]
363
00:14:13,345 --> 00:14:15,071
Heaven on.
364
00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:17,039
Okay. They are
just one meter apart now.
365
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,281
What's the plan?
366
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,456
Okay, I've located
a pair of rabid pigeons.
367
00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:22,182
I say that we blow
some bread crumbs
368
00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:23,942
into the back of their heads.
369
00:14:23,977 --> 00:14:26,186
The pigeons dive-bomb them,
smash their faces together.
370
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,325
Maybe their lips touch.
I don't know.
371
00:14:27,359 --> 00:14:28,913
What else have we got?
372
00:14:28,947 --> 00:14:31,018
Do it!
Pigeons! Go!
373
00:14:31,053 --> 00:14:32,054
[ Keyboard clacking ]
374
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,262
[ Pigeon coos]
375
00:14:33,296 --> 00:14:34,884
Wait!
376
00:14:34,919 --> 00:14:42,892
♪♪
377
00:14:42,927 --> 00:14:44,273
I think they're gonna do this
on their own.
378
00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:45,964
There's no way.
They're cowards.
379
00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:47,069
They've choked
every time.
380
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,346
Yeah, I know.
381
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:52,005
But sometimes
people surprise you.
382
00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:55,284
♪♪
383
00:14:55,318 --> 00:14:57,907
I thought
you wanted to go home.
384
00:14:57,942 --> 00:15:00,392
I thought
youwanted to go home.
385
00:15:00,427 --> 00:15:01,946
No, I only wanted
to go home
386
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:03,188
because I thought
you wanted to go home.
387
00:15:03,223 --> 00:15:04,983
Well, I didn't.
388
00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:07,089
Well, why did
you say you did?
389
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,298
'Cause I was...
390
00:15:09,332 --> 00:15:11,058
scared.
391
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:13,889
I thought, if I said
that I wanted to stay,
392
00:15:13,923 --> 00:15:16,339
and you said
you wanted to go,
393
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,376
then that would mean
that I was the only one
394
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,412
who wanted to stay.
395
00:15:20,447 --> 00:15:23,346
I was scared
of the same thing.
396
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,453
I'm sorry
i-if I've been weird.
397
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:28,420
It's just...
398
00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:30,422
it's been
a weird couple weeks.
399
00:15:30,457 --> 00:15:36,428
♪♪
400
00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:42,434
♪♪
401
00:15:42,469 --> 00:15:44,229
Do you ever feel like
everything in life
402
00:15:44,264 --> 00:15:46,887
is just, like,
totally out of your control?
403
00:15:46,922 --> 00:15:48,406
10...
404
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,134
Together: 9, 8...
405
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,446
7, 6...
406
00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:56,345
Yeah.
...5...
407
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,209
Always.
...4...
408
00:15:58,243 --> 00:15:59,244
...3...
409
00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,350
Almost always.2...
410
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,182
Yes! Yeah![ Cheers and applause ]
411
00:16:06,217 --> 00:16:07,356
Yes!
412
00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:10,083
♪♪
413
00:16:10,117 --> 00:16:12,292
Whoo-hoo! Oh! Oh!
414
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:18,401
♪♪
415
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:24,442
♪♪
416
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,271
Yes!
417
00:16:26,306 --> 00:16:31,345
♪♪
418
00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:43,185
Jordan.
419
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,259
[ Sighs ]
420
00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:50,019
Sanjay: Hey.
421
00:16:50,054 --> 00:16:52,746
We just wanted to let you know
that Earth's been saved.
422
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,506
Oh.
423
00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:56,232
Well, you must be really mad,
then.
424
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:57,475
Since you hate it so much
425
00:16:57,509 --> 00:16:59,442
and think it's stupid
and everything.
426
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,341
We don't hate it.
427
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,481
I-I mean,
sure, it's messy.
428
00:17:03,515 --> 00:17:05,966
-And frightening.
-And unfair.
429
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,348
I mean, you know,
objectively, it's...not good.
430
00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:10,419
But maybe
that's the point.
431
00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:12,214
You made Earth
a hard place
432
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,009
so that we have to learn
how to be strong.
433
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:16,218
Maybe.
434
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,737
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. Hold on.
435
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,016
You knew how this would turn out
all along, didn't you?
436
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,087
You had it all planned
from the very beginning.
437
00:17:23,121 --> 00:17:25,261
You've been secretly guiding us
every step of the way.
438
00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,504
It all happened
for a reason.
439
00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:28,264
It was all part
of your awesome plan,
440
00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,197
your grand,
unknowable design.
441
00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,371
No. [ Chuckles ]
442
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:33,166
That would have been cool,
though.
443
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,477
-Oh.
-Oh.
444
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,203
-You could have just said yes.
-Right.
445
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:37,756
We'd have believed you.
446
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,344
Oh, hey.
447
00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:41,001
Do you want to come
to the party?
448
00:17:41,036 --> 00:17:42,140
There's a party?
449
00:17:42,175 --> 00:17:43,452
Of course.
Everyone's celebrating.
450
00:17:43,486 --> 00:17:45,212
Why?
451
00:17:45,247 --> 00:17:47,145
'Cause they love Earth.
452
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:52,461
♪♪
453
00:17:52,495 --> 00:17:58,087
♪♪
454
00:17:58,122 --> 00:18:01,090
[ Sighs ]
455
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,333
[ Smooches ]
456
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,059
[ Breathes deeply ]
457
00:18:04,093 --> 00:18:06,061
[ Scatting ]
458
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:10,030
[ Broncho's "Get in My Car"
plays ]
459
00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:12,446
♪ Would you really wanna make it
alone if you could?
460
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,069
[ Workers cheering ]
461
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:18,245
♪ Wanna, wanna
make you feel good ♪
462
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,731
♪ It won't happen
if I ain't happenin' ♪
463
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,424
♪ Oh, why don't
you make the call? ♪
464
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:27,461
♪ I'm all peace
and satisfaction ♪
465
00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:29,049
I love you, buddy.
466
00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,844
Okay.
467
00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:32,501
I love you!
468
00:18:32,535 --> 00:18:34,330
I love you, too.
469
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:38,334
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Oh.
470
00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:42,545
♪ Won't you open that door,
get you in my car ♪
471
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:49,276
You kind of forget
how beautiful it is.
472
00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:52,417
They have no idea how close
they came to total annihilation.
473
00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:55,110
I still can't believe
we pulled it off.
474
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,560
We're not done yet.
475
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:04,326
♪♪
476
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:11,333
♪♪
477
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,437
A job well done.
478
00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:13,783
[ Door opens ]
479
00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,820
-Conga line!
-Whoo-hoo!
480
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,237
[ Door closes ]Aren't you coming?
481
00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:21,136
Not really much
of a dancer.
482
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,378
You love to dance.
483
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,484
You dance every time
you find someone's keys.
484
00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:25,795
Well, no,
that's more of a --
485
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,556
sort of like
a subtle shimmy, though.
486
00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:29,282
I don't know any
of the, uh --
487
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:32,802
yeah,
the popular steps.
488
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:36,806
Um...you know,
although I...
489
00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:39,430
I could probably learn
if someone would --
490
00:19:39,464 --> 00:19:41,777
were to teach me.
491
00:19:41,811 --> 00:19:44,262
I don't follow.
492
00:19:44,297 --> 00:19:45,815
Would -- Would you like
to dance with me?
493
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:48,232
-Okay. Here. I'll lead.
-Okay.
494
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:49,923
Okay, yes. That's
definitely for the best. Okay.
495
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:51,373
So, like this.
Right.
496
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,823
Mm.
Okay.
497
00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:55,308
Um, and let's
just stay --
498
00:19:55,342 --> 00:19:56,757
We'll stay away
from that ledge, won't we?
499
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:58,414
Oh? Yeah, yeah.
No. We got it. Yeah.
500
00:19:58,449 --> 00:20:02,349
♪ You and me
at the edge of the world ♪
501
00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:05,456
♪ With a pretty secret smile
for me to see ♪
502
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:07,182
♪ For me to see
503
00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:11,393
♪ New bright whites
and a cage full of ice ♪
504
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:15,500
♪ And a naked little canopy
to feed my disease ♪
505
00:20:15,535 --> 00:20:17,916
♪ My disease
506
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:25,821
♪ And if you're to smile at me
507
00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:30,826
♪ I could cry by land...
508
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:33,967
A freak mega-storm rocked the
metropolitan area this evening,
509
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:37,177
pummeling the city with
hurricane-force winds, hail,
510
00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:39,386
lightning, snow, and rain
simultaneously
511
00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:42,355
for several seconds,
before disappearing entirely.
512
00:20:42,389 --> 00:20:44,460
The damage caused
is still being assessed,
513
00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,911
but, tragically, we have
confirmed that the destruction
514
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:49,293
includes
the beloved 13th Street Tunnel,
515
00:20:49,327 --> 00:20:51,950
once blessed
by Saint Mother Teresa herself.
516
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,436
Finally, on a personal note,
I'd like to announce
517
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,266
that I will be taking
a much-needed vacation.
518
00:20:57,301 --> 00:20:59,199
The stresses
of the recent news cycle
519
00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:01,270
have shaken me to my very core.
520
00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:03,755
I'm a journalist,
but I'm also a man.
521
00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:05,585
My wife is worried about me.
522
00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:06,931
That's why, tomorrow morning,
523
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,795
I'm flying her
and our two daughters
524
00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:11,211
to the white-sand beaches
of sunny Aruba.
525
00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:13,386
Life's short.
You gotta seize the day.
526
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:16,320
This is Laron Ron St. Claire
signing off.
527
00:21:16,354 --> 00:21:18,494
♪ Don't ask me where
528
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:21,911
♪ To fall in a river
529
00:21:21,961 --> 00:21:26,511
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