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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:26,040 (Angelica's Bring Back Her Head) 2 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,120 * If you say you'll burn your car 3 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,520 * If you'll burn that motorcar 4 00:00:36,679 --> 00:00:40,040 * And I know it is faux pas 5 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,280 * And I know it is faux pas 6 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:46,840 * If she means that much to you 7 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,120 * If there's nothing you won't do 8 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,640 * Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 9 00:00:53,799 --> 00:00:59,240 * Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 10 00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:04,760 * Bring her head back to me 11 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:17,000 * Bring her head back to me 12 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,280 * She's not all she's meant to be 13 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:28,360 * She's not all she's meant to be 14 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:31,280 * If you cut her she will bleed 15 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:34,440 * If you cut her she will bleed 16 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:37,400 * If she means that much to you 17 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,520 * If there's nothing you won't do 18 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,320 * Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 19 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:47,360 * Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 20 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:53,800 - * Bring her head back to me 21 00:02:01,319 --> 00:02:05,800 * Bring her head back to me... 22 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,960 Spare some change, miss? 23 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,480 - Do you know where Hulme Street is? - Hulme? 24 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,280 H-U-L-M-E. My mom lives there. 25 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,280 Used to. 26 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,280 You'll get it back... 27 00:02:58,439 --> 00:02:59,720 Later. 28 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:04,720 I used to know a woman who lived on Hulme Street. 29 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,960 This way! 30 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,320 - Fuck! - Idiots! 31 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,720 Late, I'm late! Gotta get me there. 32 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,800 No, no... 33 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,400 Oi! Move it! 34 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,680 Come on, get up. Do you want a fucking Oscar? 35 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:14,720 Look at the time! Look at the bloody time! 36 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:18,680 9 minutes late here and here, Late in 2 places at once. 37 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,880 Listen... I ain't got time for this. I wish I did, but I ain't. So... 38 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,640 Oi! I saw that! I saw that! 39 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,280 Booze. She's out of it. She's one of 'em fucking binge-drinkers. 40 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:35,060 What is it you want? Letsby Avenue? Yeah, up you get! 41 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:39,360 - Police, please. - She'll sleep it off. 42 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,600 OK, in you go. That's it. Go. 43 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,720 - That's it. - A girl with a white coat... 44 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:51,080 Leave it, whitey, leave it. There's no time. 45 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,040 I'm late. 46 00:05:11,199 --> 00:05:14,600 Whitey's rules, number 1: "No dying." 47 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:16,800 Rule 2: "No puking." 48 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:19,840 Rule 3: "No nothing else." 49 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,800 No time for ER. I've got a pick-up to make and nothing's gonna stand in my way. 50 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:36,200 Get ready for the land that time forgot. 51 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,360 This isn't right. 52 00:05:41,519 --> 00:05:43,160 Yank? 53 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,160 Los-fucking-Angeles this is not. 54 00:05:47,319 --> 00:05:49,640 Where are you taking me? 55 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,400 Home... eventually. But the party first-- Harry's. 56 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,160 - What's your name? - My name...? 57 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,480 I... I can't remember. 58 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:06,600 Had a bang on the head? 59 00:06:06,759 --> 00:06:09,600 Yeah, that's amne... amn... What is it? It's... 60 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:12,080 Anamnes... 61 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,240 You lost your fucking memory. 62 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:18,400 For your knees... For your nerves... 63 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,920 For your breath... 64 00:06:21,079 --> 00:06:23,120 What's this one here? 65 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,880 Here y'are. Wallop. 66 00:06:29,399 --> 00:06:32,880 - for your head. - Now, listen to me. 67 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,840 Pop one of 'em down your rabbit hole, it's gonna knock you out at first. 68 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,880 Afterwards, you're gonna be as sharp as shit. 69 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,040 Trust me... I'm a doctor. 70 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:51,800 I do prescriptions. 71 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:55,120 People tell me what they need... and I nick it. 72 00:06:57,319 --> 00:06:59,080 Thank you. 73 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,560 I've gotta get me there... I'm late. 74 00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:11,080 Harry Hunt... 75 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,200 Big boss. 76 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,760 Just got out of jail. 77 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,160 Big party. 78 00:07:18,319 --> 00:07:20,920 Best present ever. 79 00:07:21,079 --> 00:07:23,440 Pure and uncut... 80 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,760 Special import. 81 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,640 Gotta get me that Thai for Harry... 82 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,320 Thai...? 83 00:07:33,279 --> 00:07:36,360 - Mr. Griffin... - Look, I have to warn you. 84 00:07:36,519 --> 00:07:38,120 Mr. Griffin... 85 00:07:38,279 --> 00:07:41,720 What's in here may change your life forever. Are you sure? 86 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,280 Yes. 87 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,640 - Sure? - Yes. 88 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,860 - ...change your life forever... - I called the private investigator. 89 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:53,360 ...inside this will change... 90 00:07:53,519 --> 00:07:55,680 There's Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 91 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,820 What's in here...? 92 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:36,780 Yes... 93 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,000 - Who are you? - I know who I am... 94 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:41,840 Who are you? 95 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,840 Drugs... For your breath?! 96 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,480 - I don't know. - Me neither. 97 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:51,560 - This is getting me nowhere. - Depends where you wanna be. 98 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,160 My head. 99 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,120 What...? 100 00:08:56,279 --> 00:08:58,680 Is that my bag? 101 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,120 You've got my bag! That's my bag! 102 00:09:05,359 --> 00:09:08,320 As soon as I woke up I said, "Today was gonna be a bad day". 103 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:13,200 That's 7 words, 3 seconds to say them. Already I'm late getting out of bed. 104 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:17,040 Time snowballs. Second here, second there, 105 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,880 and now I've missed my delivery. 106 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:20,360 Oi! 107 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,560 Where's my goods? 108 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,000 This way! 109 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,960 Well, that's fucking specific. 110 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,480 Yeah! 111 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:52,600 I've totted the takings. 112 00:09:54,359 --> 00:09:55,190 Come back! 113 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:59,880 And not one... tosspot has reached target. 114 00:10:02,039 --> 00:10:04,200 - Wait! - Target's to hard, Gonzo? 115 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,880 Is it? Where's the diddy man? 116 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,280 - All right, Gonzo. - Here he is. 117 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:19,760 All right? 118 00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:24,240 14 quid on the mad mouse? 119 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:27,000 I had to shut down. The track wasn't safe. 120 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,720 Not safe... 121 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:31,600 Not safe is good, right? 122 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:34,320 If the track cracks... 123 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,280 how far is the fall? 124 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,000 No, Gonzo, Gonzo! Err, no... 125 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,520 Wait, wait! 126 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:47,320 Hey! 127 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,480 That bag, and the money, he stole it! 128 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,520 - Give it back. - There you go. 129 00:10:56,679 --> 00:10:59,000 - What have I said about women? - She followed me in. 130 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,960 Girls are trouble... 131 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,640 - women are double. - Are double. 132 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,840 What are you? A runaway? 133 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:12,440 Suicide! 134 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,720 Not a... junkie? 135 00:11:15,879 --> 00:11:19,520 - Gotta have a problem to work here, love. - I've got flatulence! 136 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,200 - I've got a fat back. - And I've got halitosis. 137 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,200 Saint Gonzo, that's me. 138 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,200 Employer of the flotsam and jetsam. 139 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:30,900 I have got a problem, actually. 140 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,840 I can't remember... Names, places. 141 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 I can think of a few places for you... 142 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,920 - My mind is a blank. - You hear that, lads? 143 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,080 The lady's lost her memory. 144 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,280 You lot better look for it. 145 00:11:52,519 --> 00:11:54,480 Step into my office. 146 00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:58,240 - I'm not sure if I should. - Then you're not sure if you shouldn't. 147 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:15,080 What do you say, you and I, we have a little private party. 148 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,400 We were going to Harry's party. 149 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:20,000 Harry Hunt? 150 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,600 Rhymes with... 151 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:28,520 What's a... What's an old devil like him to an angel like you? 152 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:30,880 - I should go find out. - You're good. 153 00:12:31,539 --> 00:12:33,120 You are very good. 154 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,000 I've seen pork more kosher. 155 00:12:37,859 --> 00:12:40,480 You're here to sniff out what I bought him, aren't ya? 156 00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:44,600 What gift I've bought him to make me 157 00:12:44,809 --> 00:12:46,160 his number one geezer. 158 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,160 You're a spy... 159 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,080 I don't have any idea what you're talking about. 160 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,040 Yeah? Who's your daddy? 161 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,080 Where are you from? Who are you with? 162 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,200 - Wh... - Why?! 163 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,160 - Why...? - Why, why, why? 164 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,640 - Because I'm asking, that's why. - Whitey. 165 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,480 Whi...? Whitey?! 166 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:07,600 That dirty... 167 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,400 So... Where is he? 168 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,680 He's... picking up something for... 169 00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:21,080 Picking up... something for Harry. 170 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,440 What? 171 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:29,200 I'm late. Gonna get me a Thai for Harry. 172 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,680 A tie? 173 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,440 Tie my arse. 174 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,840 Tie... 175 00:13:36,209 --> 00:13:40,480 Tie is a green channel at customs. 176 00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:42,440 He's got him something special. 177 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,480 I'd like to know what. 178 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,200 Now! 179 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,320 Mr. Big. 180 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,800 What Class A delights have you robbed for us tonight? 181 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:01,320 - You're in no state to get lippy. - Whitey, he's got your money. 182 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,240 I wouldn't have hurt you, you know that. 183 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,760 Adios. 184 00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:14,080 - Hey, thanks. - For what? 185 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,880 - For saving me. - This ain't over, Whitey! 186 00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:20,960 - Only bird worth saving is Her Majesty. - You get him a tie, I get him a shirt. 187 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:26,000 - I've got a heart attack plan. - You get him shoes, I get him a handbag! 188 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:30,440 I've got till 10 o'clock to find the best present ever for Harry. 189 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,640 4 eyes are better than 2. 190 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,900 So, who is this stupid Harry, anyway? 191 00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,120 He'd have your head saying that. 192 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:02,760 Harry's been inside. Word is Harry's organised a big bank job. 193 00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:05,720 Massive. Millions waiting to be robbed. 194 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:08,640 Everybody wants him. 195 00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:12,080 That's why the fight to get him the bestest coming-out present. 196 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,640 To buy his favour. 197 00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:17,080 When Harry picks his team for the big one... 198 00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:21,320 he's making millionaires. 199 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,840 He don't do nothing by halves, Harry, see. 200 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,400 He sorted out the clubs and their owners. 201 00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:31,800 Then there was the diamond geezers. 202 00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,660 I believe that got messy. 203 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,840 Then the spades tried muscling in. 204 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,560 Last one dead was the DJ. 205 00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:43,880 Does like his music, does Harry... 206 00:15:44,919 --> 00:15:49,160 George Michael, Pet Shop Boys, Liberace... 207 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,240 He sounds... fascinating. 208 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:56,280 I've heard Harry called a lot of F words... "Fascinating" is a new one. 209 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,400 Tonight is his coming out party. 210 00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:01,520 Everyone who's anyone will be showering him with gifts 211 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:04,080 Except me- because mine's gone walkabout. 212 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,880 Well, he might not notice. I mean, he'll be busy with his other presents. 213 00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:11,720 He's got the all-seeing eye. He makes Sauron look like Stevie Wonder. 214 00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:16,320 That's why I've got to pull something big out of the hat. Come on, just think! 215 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:22,000 I think... I think I might hurl. 216 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,560 Medication on an empty stomach. Not good. 217 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,160 Always read the label. 218 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,200 "The Imperial." Stuffed with chicken, shish, 219 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:44,600 doner, some other dead thing- only 9,000 points on Weight Watchers. 220 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:48,520 Never tasted anything like it. 221 00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:51,040 Half a goat in there, easy. Now... 222 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:55,880 Order of the day. What do I get a man who can rob everything? 223 00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:58,480 Well, what's he into? 224 00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:00,720 Banks, security vehicles, blokes... 225 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:04,080 Does he like art? 226 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,280 'Round here art is getting the spelling right on your tattoo. 227 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,080 - What about a cake? - Who buys a mob boss a cake? 228 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,560 - Someone who cares. - That's what I thought. Nice one, Britney. 229 00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:19,080 That's not my name. 230 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,440 You don't know who you are. So you don't know who you're not. 231 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:27,320 - There's got to be something in here... - Hey, that's personal. 232 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,320 Only to you, and we don't know you, so... it's not. 233 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,200 - Is it not? - OK... 234 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:34,920 OK... 235 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,320 Proper nip-tucked. 236 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,320 Lippy... 237 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,200 "Vegetarian's Guide to London." 238 00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:47,600 Radio thingy... 239 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:51,800 - Is this where you're staying? - Could be. 240 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,920 - Well, I know one thing. - What? 241 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,040 You're loaded. 242 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,800 Let's call them. Let's find out if I'm checked in. 243 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:05,680 - "All right, love? Any guests missing?" - "I'm sorry, sir, I couldn't possibly..." 244 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:08,640 - Come on, 500 rooms... - What else? 245 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:12,880 - Dodgson Industries, New York. - OK, we have to call that one. 246 00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:16,200 - Call it off. The States is a 5er a word. - Come on. 247 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:19,200 My whole life could be at the end of the line. 248 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,400 Please. 249 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:27,280 I'm taking hits in the clock, I'm taking hits in the pocket. 250 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,120 - You know? I'm taking punches all over. - Thanks. 251 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,760 It's ringing. 252 00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:41,600 Answering machine. What do I say? 253 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,000 If you're missing a girl, call this number: 254 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:48,560 0044 77887900038. 255 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,040 I think I'm gonna be sick again. 256 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,720 Well... 257 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,600 It can't be something you ate. 258 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,640 Now, listen... 259 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 I know a place where I can get the cake. 260 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,320 We do the party, I drive you to London, 261 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,360 5 star-chauffeurage, to your 5-star hotel. 262 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,560 I promise. 263 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,840 That's really kind of you, but... 264 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:42,720 I just feel like that would take forever. You know, maybe longer, and... 265 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,800 I just have to find another way. 266 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:49,200 I know I was supposed to do something... 267 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,480 important, and... 268 00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:55,400 I don't know what it is. 269 00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:59,320 Well, babe, I want shot of you ASAP PFQ... 270 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,520 If there was another way, then I'm sure I would have... 271 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,800 - I've just thought of one. - Yeah? 272 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,520 Jesus Christ! 273 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:38,680 - Here's a 20 to get you to London. - Thanks. 274 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,680 - When's the next bus? - To be honest, darling, I ain't got a clue. 275 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,200 What? 276 00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:58,960 Just having one last butcher's in case I have to bang one out later. 277 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,480 Now, I'm being a gentleman, not taking advantage, OK? 278 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,880 I bet I'll regret this. 279 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,880 It's freezing... 280 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,520 Oi! 281 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,160 Quiet night? 282 00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:58,680 - So-so. - Liar... 283 00:21:59,139 --> 00:22:01,080 I've got just what you're looking for, 284 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,440 right here, at Duchy Mansion. 285 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,960 - Don't you fucking touch it. - Nice "tie"... 286 00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:11,800 Silky, smooth... 287 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,000 - Leave it. - Business first. 288 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,520 This little gift you've imported for Harry is easily the best! 289 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,920 He will be pleased! 290 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:23,280 That's why I want a share. Deal? 291 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,360 No share. No deal. No way. 292 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,020 Not even halfway. 293 00:22:29,239 --> 00:22:30,360 Get him a cake. 294 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:34,600 Who makes a mob boss a cake? 295 00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:38,720 - Someone who cares. - Someone who cares... 296 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,240 Yes... 297 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,960 We'll give him the "tie" and the cake. 298 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,320 I say we but it could just as easily be "I". 299 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,480 You know you can't deliver. You never leave the house. 300 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,560 You know you can't deliver. You haven't got the guts! 301 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,720 Deal? 302 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,200 Deal. 303 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,000 I look like death. 304 00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:11,440 I feel like death. 305 00:23:21,079 --> 00:23:23,440 What makes me feel good? 306 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:27,720 Music. 307 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,400 You're listening to KHUFU... 308 00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:43,539 I'm Felix Chester with the Memory Mix on 99.9-- 309 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,360 Where does it hurt you, baby? 310 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,280 In my guts and in my brain. 311 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,200 I hear ya. 312 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,200 You hear me? 313 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,280 Now, hear this... 314 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,040 I'm listening. 315 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,640 (Betty Steeles' Where Are You?) 316 00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:09,760 * Broken frames 317 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,440 * So dark inside 318 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:19,000 * faces mismatched 319 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,200 * Trickle up in a line 320 00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:29,400 * Waves of shadows 321 00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:32,920 * Scattered dreams 322 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:37,880 * Where are you? 323 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,120 * Where are you? 324 00:24:43,279 --> 00:24:46,120 * Trying to find 325 00:24:46,279 --> 00:24:50,720 * What do I see... 326 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,040 * Pictures that rhyme 327 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,320 - * Colours that breathe... - Gotta get out of here. 328 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,160 * I need to 329 00:25:06,599 --> 00:25:09,360 * Discover more 330 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,920 * find where I've been 331 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,280 * Let images pour... 332 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,800 How many do I take of these? 333 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,920 Doesn't say. 334 00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:25,120 2. 335 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:34,760 * Pictures that rhyme, colours that breathe... 336 00:25:37,778 --> 00:25:38,778 Police... 337 00:25:38,979 --> 00:25:41,120 * Trying to find 338 00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:46,320 * What do I see? 339 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,280 * Pictures that rhyme 340 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:57,040 * Colours that breathe... 341 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,240 Sorry... I'm sorry. 342 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,600 Dad... 343 00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:04,120 Sorry, dear, I've had to cut the trip short. 344 00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:07,600 Board meeting in New York... Board meeting... Board... 345 00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:09,680 Dad... 346 00:26:09,839 --> 00:26:13,280 Dad... I think we both know why we're leaving early. 347 00:26:14,759 --> 00:26:17,920 I think we both know why we're leaving early. 348 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,880 Dad... 349 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,520 Dad, I'm sorry... I'm sorry. 350 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,800 After her. 351 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,760 More on tonight's kidnap story. 352 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,200 Police have launched a nationwide search for Alice Dodgson, 19, 353 00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,280 who was brutally snatched in London street this evening. 354 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,720 Billionaire Lewis Dodgson has posted a 10-million-dollar reward 355 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,360 for the return of his daughter. 356 00:27:02,519 --> 00:27:05,720 Eye witness reports say she was bundled into a black cab. 357 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,640 Billionaire's daughter. 358 00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:10,880 Today will be a little bit better than yesterday. 359 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,520 Police. 360 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,880 999. 361 00:27:39,439 --> 00:27:41,280 - Emergency? - Yes. 362 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:44,100 I would like to report that I'm... 363 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,640 sick and my head is spinning 364 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,560 and I got sick and I'm very lost. 365 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,060 Where are you? 366 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:55,160 Yes, I'm in a phone booth at a bus stop. 367 00:27:55,319 --> 00:27:58,960 - Your name? - My name... Sorry, I don't know. 368 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,920 - Have you taken drugs? - Have I taken some drugs? Yes. 369 00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:08,480 Great. 370 00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:11,480 Cheerio. Ta-ta. Wheaties. 371 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,280 Stupid country. 372 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,400 What you looking for? 373 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,520 A pick-me-up? 374 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,320 Fine, 3, 5 and 2, 6 and 1. 375 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,480 Lucky eyes here now 376 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,000 before delivery is done. 377 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,960 - What? Mister...? - Drop the Mister. 378 00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:45,120 See this eye. I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. 379 00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:48,840 Postman chiller is where I'm at. 380 00:28:55,839 --> 00:28:57,880 I think it's the police. 381 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,000 - What are you doing?! - Saving your arse from the SPG. 382 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,040 Them mothers'll lock you down and throw away the key. 383 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,920 - I haven't done anything. - Tell it to the judge to sentence his life 384 00:29:09,079 --> 00:29:11,080 and he don't budge. 385 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,760 My hooker she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you. 386 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,680 - Pleased to met you. - Policeman here is not to be trusted. 387 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,600 Step out of line and pow! 388 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,960 You is busted! 389 00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:24,440 I can't spend it. 390 00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:27,600 2 on a villa in Mallorca, one on a boat, another mil on motors. 391 00:29:27,759 --> 00:29:29,880 A box of the mighty Hammers! 392 00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:34,160 I can't spend it. I can't spend it. 393 00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:36,520 - Where to, babe? - London. 394 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,560 A cabbie said he'd take me but then he disappeared. 395 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,840 He didn't seem honest, and... he isn't as I feared. 396 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,080 Infected with the rhyme, check out now down town. 397 00:29:49,799 --> 00:29:52,400 Next drop Lloyd Street, number 31. 398 00:29:52,509 --> 00:29:54,840 2 first-class for a John named John. 399 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,240 It seems a little late to deliver the post. 400 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,560 Au contraire, now is when folks need it most. 401 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,080 Baby, you got email. 402 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,760 - You sell drugs? - Ain't a lie. 403 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,560 Ain't a pill on the planet I don't know and you can buy. 404 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,360 Well, these don't seem to be working. 405 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:16,240 And I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking. 406 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,160 "For your head"? Beats! That's a heavy pop! 407 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,600 You better see a doc before you open up the top. 408 00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:25,760 But I've already taken 1 or have I taken 2? 409 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,000 I can't remember old stuff 410 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,040 and now I can't remember new. 411 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:48,000 Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. 412 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,520 Take for your head and be who you wanna be. 413 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,960 How can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am? 414 00:30:56,119 --> 00:30:59,760 When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in a can. 415 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,560 You can deal the cards, just rearrange the deal. 416 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,120 We pick you up 1, we drop you down 2. 417 00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:07,800 If I get to the party, my driver's inside. 418 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,800 No access to the party without an invitation. 419 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,640 - Where can I get one? - I know just da location. 420 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,040 Fuck! 421 00:31:26,939 --> 00:31:28,000 Cool. 422 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,640 - Thanks for the ride. - Bump the duchess when you meet her. 423 00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:43,240 Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde. 424 00:31:52,159 --> 00:31:53,380 Hello? 425 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,040 Hi! 426 00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:03,360 Hello. I'm looking for the duchess. 427 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:08,080 Eggs, rum, sugar, milk, cherry, rum... 428 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,040 I ordered oxtail, not mulligatawny! 429 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,600 Too spicy! 430 00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:50,880 Well, what are you doing at my desk? 431 00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:54,160 I'm trying to get to the party. 432 00:32:54,619 --> 00:32:57,920 Yes! I've been invited but I shan't go. 433 00:32:58,079 --> 00:32:59,720 Why not? 434 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:03,320 I like my head where it is... on my shoulders. 435 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,320 Now, the invitation is yours, in exchange for one thing. 436 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,480 Knowledge. 437 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,320 - Of what? - Of you. 438 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,360 But... Look, I don't know anything about me. 439 00:33:17,319 --> 00:33:21,400 You make my gossip nose twitch like freshly-peppered soup. 440 00:33:21,559 --> 00:33:25,800 - Is it you who has cameras everywhere? - Eyes, darling, eyes! 441 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:31,360 So, why would an inconsequence like you want to go to some awful do? 442 00:33:32,319 --> 00:33:33,840 Whitey will be there. 443 00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:37,000 I need him. He owes me a ride home. 444 00:33:37,159 --> 00:33:39,560 And what's so good about home? 445 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,880 Home...? 446 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,800 - I can't think... - Then don't! 447 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,800 Slither into your subconscious, 448 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,860 your subterranean brain. 449 00:33:53,109 --> 00:33:55,320 What comes into your mind? 450 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,680 Horses. 451 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,120 What about your family? 452 00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:06,880 Siblings? 453 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,720 Boyfriend? 454 00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:12,440 My head is spinning. I forget. 455 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,920 I was going to meet my mom. 456 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:21,200 And then I get hit by a taxi and now... 457 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,960 TBI- traumatic brain injury. 458 00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:28,720 Caused by falls, blows to the head and, most commonly, road accidents. 459 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,920 Tough... To your right. 460 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,800 Excellent! 461 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,960 It's as plain as the face on your nose! Complete cognitive crash- 462 00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:56,480 in the temporal lobe, your medial thalamus and the orbital frontal lobe. 463 00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:00,720 - Is that bad? - There are signs of improvement. 464 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,000 - You're taking pills? - For my head. 465 00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:05,440 Good. 466 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,440 What is all that? 467 00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:13,160 These are the things that you know. 468 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,000 None of them make any sense. 469 00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:19,200 The mind is a maze of memories and knowledge. 470 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,600 But how will I ever unjumble it all? 471 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:26,120 You can't unravel the complex, until you've mastered the most simple. 472 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,160 Starting with... 473 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,960 - Who am I? - Top drawer on the right. 474 00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:40,480 Yes... Follow the red lights. 475 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,920 Red means "go". 476 00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:44,480 Goodbye. 477 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,240 Thank you. 478 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,880 Paint the town red. 479 00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:53,640 Have you seen a girl, 20, blond hair, fit? 480 00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:20,720 Red means go. 481 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,400 Hey, hey, come back. 482 00:36:25,009 --> 00:36:26,260 I know you! 483 00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:28,660 Bob's your uncle. 484 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,040 Painting the town red. Red, red. 485 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,240 follow me. Painting the town red. 486 00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:13,840 Please come back! 487 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,720 Alice! 488 00:37:32,039 --> 00:37:33,640 Come back. 489 00:37:34,639 --> 00:37:37,680 - You ain't ready to leave. - Who's there? 490 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,120 DJ Felix on KHFM, 491 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,280 saying stay tuned for essential platters, 492 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,440 minimum chatter, 493 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,760 and circular sound sensations. 494 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,560 Circles... Circles... 495 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,720 We all move in circles. 496 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,560 This doesn't feel like a circle. 497 00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,080 We think we're going in a straight line, 498 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,360 but what goes around... comes around. 499 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,240 Is that a riddle? 500 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,720 What has no conditions but one condition? 501 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,200 That's a riddle. 502 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,520 Is that... 503 00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:19,200 Is that MY riddle? 504 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,840 It's my riddle. It's your answer. 505 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,600 Find it, and find yourself. 506 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,640 Hey! 507 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,280 Stop! 508 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,840 Table 8. 509 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,520 Miss! 510 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:08,880 Milk! 511 00:39:09,039 --> 00:39:11,320 Crumpets! Crumpets! Crumpets! 512 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,920 Yummy, yummy. 513 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,360 - Why didn't you stop? - Bulb needed changing. 514 00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:26,200 Painting the town red. 515 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,040 Wait, weren't you the one who... 516 00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:32,440 Wasn't me. Maybe you came across me brother. 517 00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:36,040 You is well buff! You looking for business? 518 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:39,720 - I'm looking for Hearts nightclub. - You're miles away! 519 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,640 I was hoping to... get a ride. 520 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,960 Fuck a duck! I'll give you the ride of your life. 521 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:49,200 Ladies call me... 522 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,400 un-fucking-forgettable. 523 00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:55,680 And that ain't for my looks- even though they is impressive. 524 00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:00,000 Wait 'ere, yeah? 525 00:40:03,639 --> 00:40:05,680 Un-f-forgivable. 526 00:40:11,559 --> 00:40:13,400 I need to remember more. 527 00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:15,480 - Milk! - Tea! 528 00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:16,840 Sugar! 529 00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:19,720 - Tart! - Crumpet! 530 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,200 Sticky tart! 531 00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:26,960 for your head? 532 00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:30,520 Be who you wanna be... 533 00:40:31,279 --> 00:40:34,560 Your father flies to London next week... Your father... 534 00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,880 - Mom! - You should go with him. 535 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:41,120 - You should go with him. - ...tea with the Queen. 536 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,080 Some you keep and some you trash... 537 00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,720 - I only have your interest in life. - I wanted you to meet Wolfgang. 538 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,440 Mom, for the 100th time, I can find my own dates. 539 00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:51,840 I knew a woman who lived on Hulme Street. 540 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,720 When you get home, you'll have your head straightened out. 541 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,200 I can find my own dates. I'm not a commodity. 542 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:02,280 - You're a Dodgson. And act accordingly. - H-U-L-M-E, my mom's still there. 543 00:41:04,559 --> 00:41:07,320 Wakey-wakey! 544 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,100 Class! 545 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,400 What did you do to my hair? It's disgusting! 546 00:41:12,559 --> 00:41:15,640 Disgusting is what we're liking in here. A bit of French is handy. 547 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,680 And you get double if you do Greek. Disgusting is why you're up for the job! 548 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,040 - My little strawberry tart. - There must be some misunderstanding. 549 00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:27,760 - I'm just passing through. - Only when you've paid your dues. 550 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,160 Top hair-do like that, it's not cheap. 551 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,920 10-4, Hattie to Earl Grey, copy? 552 00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:37,640 - Roger and out. All change. - Roger that. Over and out. 553 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,960 You know what you need inside ya- before you get anything else inside ya? 554 00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:43,720 - A nice cuppa tea. - I don't drink tea. 555 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,640 What?! 556 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,840 No tea! 557 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,040 Where did they drag you from? Mars? 558 00:41:50,199 --> 00:41:53,120 - No... - Next trucker, please... 559 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,680 Finnburtons Hotel, London. 560 00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:00,040 Permanent residence: Hamptons, Long Island, New York, United States... 561 00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:02,520 Yes! Calm down, I know where that is. 562 00:42:05,639 --> 00:42:09,120 Listen, I... I just need to get to Harry's. 563 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,800 Harry? Harry Hunt? 564 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,600 There's a charmer! 565 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,280 - Harry Hunt! - You know what his favourite colour is? 566 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,240 - Red. - Yeah, blood red. 567 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,960 - A proper psycho is Harry. - Come on, mate. He's sound. 568 00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:27,920 Apart from being a complete psycho! 569 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:31,160 - I'm sorry. I don't have time for this. - You're right. 570 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,320 Time is money. And your time is my time. So get out and earning. 571 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,200 What...? What kind of place is this? 572 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,520 - Tyre park. - A greasy spoon-ani. 573 00:42:41,679 --> 00:42:43,440 My mobile a-brothel. 574 00:42:43,599 --> 00:42:45,520 Yeah, and I'm first up. 575 00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:48,880 - Dibs. - I got dibs. 576 00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:58,840 - Earl Grey to Hattie, next. - 10-4 headed to Earl Grey, roger and out. 577 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,360 - All change! - Nice... 578 00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:05,320 Get off me! Listen, I need to get to Hearts. 579 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,640 - Can anyone give me a ride? - Me, me, me! 580 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,920 Read the sign. 581 00:43:10,079 --> 00:43:11,880 There's only one madam here, Madam. 582 00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,080 Break her in. Don't be gentle. 583 00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,040 - What? - Come on! 584 00:43:16,199 --> 00:43:19,560 - What are you doing?! - She's gorgeous! Love her! 585 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,880 Get your hands off me! 586 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,440 Let go of me! Hands off! 587 00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:34,700 - Seen more meat on a budgie's cock - In! 588 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,200 Nice... 589 00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:46,040 In the nuddy. Now. 590 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,520 Where are ya? Where are ya? 591 00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:10,600 - What are you doing? - Taking my clothes off. 592 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,360 Nice... 593 00:44:15,559 --> 00:44:20,400 Distressed call from an American girl has been positively identified 594 00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:23,120 - as kidnapped heiress Alice Dodgson. - Arse. 595 00:44:25,159 --> 00:44:28,000 The search has been described 596 00:44:28,159 --> 00:44:30,720 - as the force's top priority... - Double-arse. 597 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,680 Scotland Yard has released a tape thought to be the voice of her kidnapper. 598 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,760 If you're missing a girl call this number: 0044 7788... 599 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,440 He's resting. Blew his mind. 600 00:44:40,599 --> 00:44:43,680 - Fuck. - 3 minutes. That's the rule. 601 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,200 OK... 602 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,360 What's going on? 603 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,120 Jesus Christ! 604 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,560 OK, nice and easy... Live animals in the back. 605 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,520 - Holy shit! - Nice! 606 00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:51,000 Nice! 607 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,280 - Open the fucking door! - Get the hell down! 608 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,000 Slow down! 609 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,640 Get down! 610 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,000 Stupid! Let me back in. 611 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,720 Whitey? 612 00:46:37,519 --> 00:46:38,920 Whitey! 613 00:46:42,679 --> 00:46:44,760 - Jump! - Don't jump! 614 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,520 Open the windows! Open the door! 615 00:46:54,039 --> 00:46:58,200 Steady. Steady. 616 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,000 Don't do it! 617 00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:02,680 Jump! 618 00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:10,560 Nice! 619 00:47:11,559 --> 00:47:13,160 We did it! 620 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:18,960 My God! We did it! 621 00:47:19,119 --> 00:47:20,760 What have you done to your hair? 622 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,040 - What? - What have you done to your hair? 623 00:47:24,199 --> 00:47:26,560 I nearly die and you ask me about my hair? 624 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,240 If I hadn't mentioned it, you'd have sulked. 625 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,720 - You people are insane! - It's in the breeding. 626 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,400 What are you doing here anyway? 627 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,780 You dumped me at a coach stop, remember? 628 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,400 Exactly right. And I went back to find you and you'd gone 629 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:45,280 and I couldn't give you all alone and helpless. I had to find you. 630 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,560 - Really? - I got no time to tell lies. 631 00:47:50,619 --> 00:47:52,060 It's not in my nature. 632 00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:56,200 You're VIP. You're a Very Important Passenger. 633 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,960 I'm important? 634 00:47:58,119 --> 00:48:01,880 I've been speeding my tits off to find you, my beautiful Alice. 635 00:48:02,039 --> 00:48:05,400 If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! 636 00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:06,840 Alice. 637 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,820 Alice? 638 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,360 - My name is Alice. - Yeah, well, don't go shouting about it. 639 00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:25,200 - Do you think they're following us? - Not yet. 640 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,400 Lock the door. 641 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,880 - What happens if they do find us? - Let me get my head straight. 642 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,760 - I feel bad about the ladies in the truck. - What's a few tarts between friends? 643 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,160 When word gets out about you, the whole world and his wife will be outside. 644 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,400 - Can we just call the police? - Great idea, yeah. 15-20 for kidnapping. 645 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:57,240 We can tell them a story. We can say that you rescued me. 646 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,960 - My Whitey-knight. - A witness fingered me. 647 00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:03,200 Now I want you to give me one minute. Just one minute. 648 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,420 That's 60 seconds, yeah? 649 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:15,740 Alice. 650 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,600 Alice. 651 00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:21,520 Alice. 652 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,400 I don't know why I thought I had a more unusual name. 653 00:49:26,559 --> 00:49:29,760 - Like Tabitha, or Electra... - I said 60, not 6. 654 00:49:31,159 --> 00:49:34,000 - You're a slave to time. - I'm a slave to nothing. 655 00:49:34,159 --> 00:49:35,800 You wear 2 watches. 656 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,400 They're your shackles. Speak for yourself. 657 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,560 He's willing to pay 10 million for me. 658 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:58,120 - He does love me. - It's not about love. This is business. 659 00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,040 - You don't know my father. - And you do? 660 00:50:04,679 --> 00:50:08,840 I gotta get us out. They'll be cruising every road waiting for us. 661 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,960 You do stand out in your London cab. 662 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,680 You're not as mental as you act. 663 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,600 Couple of easy steals down there, I'm gonna go check 'em out. 664 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:32,240 If these are shackles, we're shackled together, you and me. 665 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,960 Me and you. 666 00:50:34,119 --> 00:50:37,560 I'll be 5 minutes, 10 minutes tops, you can time me. 667 00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,160 Then I'm taking you back. 668 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,800 - Because of the reward money? - Because that's what I promised. 669 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,720 I'm locking you in. 670 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,380 Bingo! 671 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,840 How grateful we are to the British Police for their unstinting efforts 672 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,840 in trying to trace our daughter and bring her kidnappers to justice. 673 00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:33,080 I'm afraid I cannot comment... for obvious reasons. 674 00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,680 What do I remember? 675 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,960 Dodgson Industries is putting up a 10-million-dollar reward 676 00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:42,880 for a any information leading to the safe return of our daughter. 677 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,880 10-million-dollar reward. 678 00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,100 Please, you must understand 679 00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:54,960 that this is a very distressing time for Mrs. Dodgson and me. 680 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,480 And a difficult time for Dodgson industries. 681 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:02,000 Remember... Remember... 682 00:52:03,039 --> 00:52:06,040 Your father flies to London. 683 00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,680 I've hired a private investigator. 684 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,480 - That's good. - You don't know who you are. 685 00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:17,160 Dad, something came up... Dad... 686 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,200 Remember when you and mom lived here in London? 687 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,440 Do you remember when I was born? 688 00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:25,080 I really do need to study these... 689 00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,080 Dad, something came up. 690 00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,520 I think she may have found out. 691 00:52:31,679 --> 00:52:33,560 I do have to study these. 692 00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,240 I knew a woman who lived on Hulme Street. 693 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,400 You don't know you who are, so you don't know who you're not. 694 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:42,240 If you're missing a girl call this number. 695 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:44,800 Yes... 696 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,160 I'll have her with you in 10 minutes, Harry. 697 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,520 No... 698 00:52:49,679 --> 00:52:53,040 No, my pleasure. Anything for you, Harry. You know that. 699 00:52:54,159 --> 00:52:56,200 Yeah. I would... He's gone. 700 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:02,880 Once me and Harry split that 10 mil... Or more. 701 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:09,640 I mean, what limit to a father's love for his coochie-coochie girl? 702 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,440 15 mil? 20 mil? 703 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,080 Nice of you to join us. 704 00:53:18,340 --> 00:53:20,120 - Where's Whitey? - Whitey? 705 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,120 He's out. 706 00:53:24,519 --> 00:53:25,720 With the fairies. 707 00:53:28,119 --> 00:53:30,360 Where are you taking me? 708 00:53:32,199 --> 00:53:34,920 - The police are looking for me. - Yeah. 709 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:38,120 And if you step out of line, they might find a piece. 710 00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:43,480 What should it be, do you think, Alice? An ear? A little pinkie? 711 00:53:43,639 --> 00:53:45,440 You don't play piano, do ya? 712 00:53:48,639 --> 00:53:50,160 Gonzo. 713 00:53:51,119 --> 00:53:52,760 You won't see any money. 714 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,840 - Just wait until Whitey catches up. - Whitey...? 715 00:53:59,039 --> 00:54:00,260 Please... 716 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,260 He wouldn't risk a hair on his arse for ya. 717 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:06,400 The money, maybe. But not you. 718 00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:11,360 More on tonight's story. Police have issued this picture of the kidnapper. 719 00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:17,200 See, at the end of the day, Alice, 720 00:54:17,509 --> 00:54:20,480 us chaps, we're all the same. 721 00:54:20,639 --> 00:54:23,360 Only in it for what we can get out. 722 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,360 He's different. 723 00:54:28,199 --> 00:54:31,080 You have been starved of affection, haven't you? 724 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,240 Daddy not shown you enough love? 725 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,920 Don't worry... We'll make him pay. 726 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,160 Get the cake. Get it on the roof rack now. 727 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,840 And where's my girl? 728 00:55:04,679 --> 00:55:06,880 Come on, mate, let us in. You've got to let us in. 729 00:55:07,039 --> 00:55:09,160 - I'm on the guest list. - No jeans. 730 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,560 - No acne. - No trainers. 731 00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,600 - I'm his cousin... - No goatee. 732 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,320 - No pierced noses. - Eyebrows. 733 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,200 - Bellybuttons. - Bell ends. 734 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,800 - We're connecting through RSPCA. - No twats in combats. 735 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,920 - I need the loo. - Has my friend gone inside? 736 00:55:23,079 --> 00:55:26,040 Nobody with a name that can be shortened to an-az contraction. 737 00:55:26,199 --> 00:55:28,640 - Like Gaz. - Or Daz. 738 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:33,080 All right, lads. I'm a film director. I can really see you in my next movie. 739 00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,520 - No? - No poofs. 740 00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:38,280 - Shirt-lifters. - Rump-rangers. 741 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,800 - Chutney-ferrets. - Arse-bandits. 742 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,440 - Sausage-jockeys. - Fudge-packers. 743 00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:46,400 - Uphill gardeners. - Bowlers from the pavilion end. 744 00:55:46,559 --> 00:55:48,120 - No entry. No way. - Let us in. 745 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,360 - No chance. - Gentlemen. 746 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,200 Come on. 747 00:56:37,119 --> 00:56:38,640 After you! 748 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,080 Get lost! No way! Fuck off! 749 00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,200 Rex, we've done what you said. 750 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,680 None of them what's liking their feet is getting in. 751 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,400 Slight misinterpretation of policy. 752 00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:53,600 Nobody's fault, but you can let the alternative crowd in now. 753 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,440 The seaman-sappers? 754 00:56:57,599 --> 00:56:59,640 Harry's orders. 755 00:57:01,039 --> 00:57:03,680 - That's a queer decision if you ask me. - Right! 756 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,120 All you fairies... 757 00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:14,800 Hello, Harry. 758 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,040 Looks like "Sale of the Century" in here. Nice presents. 759 00:57:18,199 --> 00:57:21,560 - No peeking. - Wouldn't dream. 760 00:57:23,199 --> 00:57:25,560 Thank you. I've got some lovely new gifts. 761 00:57:25,719 --> 00:57:28,360 Smart motor, from Jimmy 3 Chins. 762 00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:32,360 Very nice new gaff from Muhammad Eight and his Seven Brothers. 763 00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:37,000 And a rather precautious little filly from One Ball Barry. 764 00:57:37,159 --> 00:57:38,520 This... 765 00:57:38,679 --> 00:57:41,320 This little beauty... 766 00:57:42,719 --> 00:57:44,720 takes the biscuit. 767 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,000 This is the one. The one who's missing. 768 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,040 Alice. 769 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,320 You must let me know who does your nails. 770 00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:58,760 For God's sake. 771 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,760 Come sit with me. 772 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:02,960 10 million? 773 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,720 I wouldn't pay 10 dollars for it! 774 00:58:07,679 --> 00:58:11,600 Shame those boys at the door had to share the one brain. 775 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,880 It's filling up nicely. Very colourful crowd. 776 00:58:15,039 --> 00:58:16,440 Thank you. 777 00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:19,200 - Rex, Alice. - What, no nickname? 778 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,020 Formally, Rex the Executioner. 779 00:58:21,679 --> 00:58:24,280 It's Murder now he's retired. 780 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,280 Rex killed them with kindness. Always the gent. 781 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,360 Any other line of work, he'd have been knighted. 782 00:58:29,519 --> 00:58:31,360 So? 783 00:58:31,519 --> 00:58:33,400 Shall we go over my deal? 784 00:58:33,609 --> 00:58:36,580 I think you'll find it's my deal, gentlemen. 785 00:58:37,239 --> 00:58:39,080 Play your cards right, you'll soon be with daddy. 786 00:58:39,239 --> 00:58:42,600 No jokers, no wilds. This is a 3-card trick. 787 00:58:43,559 --> 00:58:45,600 1. 788 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,880 I call the old man and up the ante. 789 00:58:48,039 --> 00:58:50,280 20 million. Double or quits? 790 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,400 2... 791 00:58:52,559 --> 00:58:55,760 Money goes in my offshore account and I pay out all the players. 792 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,540 50-50, Harry? 793 00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:02,000 - Like we said, yeah? - That's right. 794 00:59:03,199 --> 00:59:05,880 60 for me, 40 for everyone else. 795 00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:08,320 And 3... 796 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,520 Alice goes home. 797 00:59:11,559 --> 00:59:14,520 - Questions? - And if he can't come up with the money? 798 00:59:14,679 --> 00:59:17,040 Rex comes out of retirement. 799 00:59:17,199 --> 00:59:19,440 And what if I don't want to go home. 800 00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:23,040 Then this will be your leaving party! 801 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,960 Leaving this mortal coil. 802 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,320 Well, if it is to be my last night, 803 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,800 I would want it to be better than any other. 804 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,640 - I don't get out very often. - Me neither. 805 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,200 Once every 10 years. 806 00:59:45,159 --> 00:59:47,840 Then, if it's all the same to you, 807 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,840 I'll get a drink downstairs. 808 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,800 On the house, my dear. 809 00:59:58,519 --> 01:00:01,960 Harry... Harry, this... 810 01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:04,680 - This deal... - The 70130, yes. 811 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:09,320 Well, we'll hammer out the details of the 80120 later, shall we? 812 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,560 But... 813 01:00:21,199 --> 01:00:23,200 What do I like... 814 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:28,120 Hi, could I get a white wine, please? A Chablis? 815 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,920 It's not your birthday, is it? 816 01:00:35,079 --> 01:00:37,520 - Mine is July 19th. - And me! 817 01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:39,560 Where's Gonzo? 818 01:00:56,599 --> 01:00:58,600 A big cake for the big man. 819 01:01:03,639 --> 01:01:06,560 I am partial to a slice of cherry genoa. 820 01:01:06,719 --> 01:01:09,200 This one's got a different kind of cherry. 821 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,960 She said you were getting him a tie. 822 01:01:12,119 --> 01:01:13,520 But a cake...? 823 01:01:13,679 --> 01:01:15,040 That's even worse. 824 01:01:15,199 --> 01:01:17,440 What a fucking Spongebob! 825 01:01:18,559 --> 01:01:20,240 I'm sorry about the delay, Harry. 826 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,160 It took me a while to locate your favourite filling. 827 01:01:27,639 --> 01:01:29,360 - Your Thai. - Thai? 828 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:31,360 Very good. 829 01:01:31,519 --> 01:01:34,320 But you do know I'm a bachelor of the arse now? 830 01:01:46,199 --> 01:01:48,880 - She's got a sausage. - And taters. 831 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,320 Sweetheart. 832 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,440 You're not keeping it, are you? You don't know where it's been. 833 01:01:54,599 --> 01:01:58,160 When I want your opinion, Jack, I'll give it to you. 834 01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:02,640 It's not Jack. It's Jacqui. Or Jacqueline for posh. 835 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,880 Very nice, my cab-driving friend. 836 01:02:05,039 --> 01:02:07,040 But the damage has been done. 837 01:02:07,199 --> 01:02:08,800 Lessons need to be learned. 838 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,200 What is it we have to do to all get along? 839 01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,840 Share. And share alike. 840 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,500 What's your is mine. 841 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,960 - Where is this going? - For you? 842 01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:28,160 The cemetery. A service at St Mary's, "All things bright and beautiful". 843 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,680 Same old Gonzo, same old liability. 844 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:36,600 Yeah. When it pops you, try not to bleed on my suit, 845 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,320 it's labelled. 846 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,040 Gonzo didn't tell ya? 847 01:02:41,599 --> 01:02:45,200 - Tell me what? - Old father William knows she is in town. 848 01:02:47,199 --> 01:02:50,800 - Old Bill knows Alice is here? - Don't listen to him, Harry. 849 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,080 My priority was to secure the girl outside your turf. 850 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:58,840 Keep you clean. Then get you to cut the deal. 851 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,920 Why should I believe you? 852 01:03:01,079 --> 01:03:04,720 10 million reward is out of my league, any fool could see that. 853 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,280 Only you can pull off a big one, Harry. That's why I'm here. 854 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:18,120 You brought her to my gaff, knowing I'd be fingered? 855 01:03:22,719 --> 01:03:25,400 Harry... He's lying. 856 01:03:26,559 --> 01:03:28,960 If there's a Billy in this room, it's you. 857 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,720 Well, I'll take her away. 858 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,040 I didn't know the goods was hot. 859 01:03:35,599 --> 01:03:36,860 Gonzo. 860 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,400 That really is a nice suit. 861 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,760 Bad day? 862 01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:01,680 My dance partner has got a rash from a cheap bikini wax 863 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,840 leaving me high and dry for tonight. 864 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,960 My lottery numbers came up on the one day I didn't get my ticket, 865 01:04:08,119 --> 01:04:10,640 and even of I did cheat with a ruler, 866 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:14,000 my John Thomas is... 867 01:04:14,159 --> 01:04:16,200 well under the national average. 868 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000 I can't tango solo. 869 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,520 I don't suppose you... dance? 870 01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:26,800 I don't remember. 871 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,680 - It's not something you'd forget. - It's a long story. 872 01:04:34,119 --> 01:04:36,040 I've got all night. 873 01:04:36,199 --> 01:04:39,000 Well, you know, actually, I don't. 874 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,040 But I will say, if I'm gonna die, 875 01:04:43,199 --> 01:04:47,280 I'm gonna die knowing who I am and who I wanted to be. 876 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,640 Hear, hear. 877 01:05:07,719 --> 01:05:10,280 Your father flies to London. 878 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,640 I can find my own dates. 879 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,200 You're a Dodgson... 880 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,280 We only have your own interests at heart. 881 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,320 Dad, something came up. 882 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,680 Do you remember when I was born? 883 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,280 H... 884 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,200 This is a distressing time for Mrs. Dodgson... 885 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:27,640 U... 886 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,640 Remember when you and mom lived here in London? 887 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,600 - L... - Private investigator. 888 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,000 - M... - What's in here 889 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:36,480 may change your life forever. 890 01:05:36,639 --> 01:05:38,440 E. 891 01:05:38,599 --> 01:05:41,800 This Alice... 892 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,080 - She's trouble. - I can sort it for you. 893 01:05:45,239 --> 01:05:47,080 And I was having such a nice time! 894 01:05:47,239 --> 01:05:50,840 - Let me get rid of her. - That's a great idea. No questions. 895 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,720 I want her disappeared. Professional. 896 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:56,240 - That's not what I meant. - It's what I mean that matters! 897 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:58,700 She's valuable. 898 01:05:58,859 --> 01:06:01,360 Whitey, you just don't understand, do you? 899 01:06:01,519 --> 01:06:04,440 Kidnapping-- it's not right. 900 01:06:04,599 --> 01:06:08,000 We should stick to what we know, and I know about robbing banks. 901 01:06:08,159 --> 01:06:10,240 10 million would set us up for life. 902 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,560 Here, how's this? 903 01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:16,600 I get the reward, put it in a bank... 904 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,800 you rob the bank. 905 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:24,000 Don't you get clever. You haven't got the brains to mess with me. 906 01:06:24,159 --> 01:06:25,760 Or the money. 907 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:33,120 I'll tell you about money! I paid well for protection. Where is it? 908 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:36,640 Hattie, sweetheart, tone, please. Come here. 909 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,720 Tell me what happened. 910 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,400 She nicked my girls. 911 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:48,640 Pinched me prossies. Stole me tarts. 912 01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:52,320 I want justice. 913 01:07:03,039 --> 01:07:05,320 THIEF! 914 01:07:10,679 --> 01:07:13,480 I'll take care of her, Harry. I'll do all right, you'll see. 915 01:07:13,639 --> 01:07:17,160 Tart larceny is a serious offence. I need to set an example. 916 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,440 Rex! Trial. 917 01:07:25,079 --> 01:07:27,680 - A trial! - What's going on? 918 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,680 - What trial? - Whitey, council for the accused. 919 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,760 Rex, prosecution, everyone else, the jury. 920 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,080 Alice, dear. Best of British luck. 921 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,080 - Am I gonna need it? - The defence is not allowed to speak. 922 01:07:42,739 --> 01:07:44,360 - So, technically, yes. - Charges? 923 01:07:45,019 --> 01:07:49,940 Theft of truck containing 6 prostitutes and non-payment of hairdressing fees. 924 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:54,440 - How do you plead? - I plead diminished responsibility. 925 01:07:55,799 --> 01:07:57,240 Diminished what? 926 01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,760 Responsibility, yeah. She was wrong in the head. 927 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,480 - Objection! Defence has spoken. - She's off her head! 928 01:08:03,639 --> 01:08:07,120 Completely. Damaged the medial temporal lobe- caused by his cab. 929 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,720 I'm suing for damages. He should be behind bars. 930 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,200 - What? - Defence spoke again! 931 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,720 Contempt of court! 932 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,200 Throw him out. 933 01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:20,960 - Wait, please! - Do her! 934 01:08:21,119 --> 01:08:22,800 - Surely he can... - Do her! 935 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,040 Look, I'm sorry about your ladies, but my head was in pieces. 936 01:08:26,199 --> 01:08:28,960 Insanity is not a plea. It's a way of life. 937 01:08:29,119 --> 01:08:33,160 Everyone around here is a card short. Sentence is passed! Rex! 938 01:08:33,319 --> 01:08:35,200 Can I call a witness? 939 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:39,720 I'm not sure that you can. 940 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,080 Then you're not so sure I can't. 941 01:08:42,239 --> 01:08:45,080 Defendant calls to the stand... 942 01:08:45,239 --> 01:08:47,120 - Lady's lost her memory. - Traumatic brain... 943 01:08:47,879 --> 01:08:49,200 Circles, we all run... 944 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,800 Defendant cal is Felix Chester. 945 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,720 Permission to speak privately... 946 01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:56,920 with my girl. 947 01:08:57,079 --> 01:09:00,360 - Felix... - Granted. 948 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,880 This is all about time. 949 01:09:10,119 --> 01:09:13,160 Except I haven't any left for one of your riddles. 950 01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:16,000 If you had been a few seconds early... 951 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,080 that cab wouldn't have hit you. 952 01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:21,920 I can give back the time you lost, 953 01:09:22,079 --> 01:09:24,120 the part that made a difference. 954 01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:27,400 - Such as...? - You were running, you were free. 955 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,200 You heard a voice. 956 01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:32,800 The bag lady. 957 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,360 You stopped to give her money, but time ticked on. 958 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,480 Just 15 seconds. 959 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:41,600 I can give you them back. 960 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,760 Trust me. 961 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,560 I'm a DJ. 962 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,720 - Time's up. - Just say when. 963 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,440 Accused may address the court before sentence is carried out. 964 01:10:03,039 --> 01:10:06,360 You think you're so tough. 965 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:07,920 King of the underworld. 966 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:10,680 But really, you're nothing but an old queen! 967 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,560 When! 968 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,440 Run. 2... 969 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,120 3... 970 01:10:24,199 --> 01:10:25,800 Whitey! 971 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,200 After her! Rex! 972 01:10:48,599 --> 01:10:49,880 No! 973 01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:55,480 No... 974 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,960 Don't die. I won't let you die! 975 01:11:01,119 --> 01:11:04,440 - All out of time. - No, I won't let you die. I won't. 976 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,800 15 seconds! 15 seconds! 977 01:11:14,399 --> 01:11:15,720 Run. 978 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,040 Told you you'd get it back. 979 01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:41,040 - What? - The time. 980 01:12:00,159 --> 01:12:02,640 Use the 15 seconds. 981 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,920 I can give you them back. 982 01:12:05,079 --> 01:12:08,040 - See you again! - Run. 983 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:26,880 Wait! 984 01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:30,520 Oi, bird, move! 985 01:12:32,319 --> 01:12:34,320 I don't believe this. 986 01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:37,120 Look at the time. I'm late on the left, I'm late... 987 01:12:37,279 --> 01:12:39,400 Where's me watch?! 988 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,480 How did you do that? 989 01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:48,400 Shut up and listen. Your name is Whitey, 990 01:12:48,559 --> 01:12:51,320 you're on your way to pick up a Thai ladyboy as a gift for Harry Hunt. 991 01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:53,500 You'll miss delivery and wind up dead. 992 01:12:53,650 --> 01:12:57,080 I know, I was there. My name is Alice. 993 01:12:57,239 --> 01:13:00,840 - Look, my dad's a billionaire. - Is this an English version of "Punk'd"? 994 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,100 He controls my life and now he wants to marry me off to this German schmuck. 995 01:13:04,209 --> 01:13:06,600 So I have to break away now. Or I might never get the chance again. 996 01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,520 Just slow down, babe. Just slow down. 997 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,040 He will post a 10 million-dollar reward for my return. 998 01:13:12,199 --> 01:13:15,440 We can find a way to get the money and get away. 999 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,120 "We"? 1000 01:13:17,279 --> 01:13:19,200 You choose. 1001 01:13:19,359 --> 01:13:23,480 10 million and me now, or dead at the seaside later. 1002 01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:27,320 Tick-tock, tick-tock. 1003 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,960 - Dead...? - Toes up. 1004 01:13:31,119 --> 01:13:33,120 or 10 million dollars? 1005 01:13:33,279 --> 01:13:36,640 Roughly 5 million of your cute British pounds. 1006 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,280 Get in. 1007 01:13:50,199 --> 01:13:52,720 If this is a stitch up, you better have a good plastic surgeon. 1008 01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,760 I think there's a bottle of "For your Nerves" in your bag. 1009 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,440 Maybe you should take some and calm down. 1010 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,600 What... 1011 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,200 What the fuck are you? 1012 01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:13,440 I'm the girl who saved your life. 1013 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,720 Now let's go and sort out mine. 1014 01:14:52,319 --> 01:14:55,400 I'm looking for a woman who lived here about 20 years ago. 1015 01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:59,080 My mother. 1016 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,520 So... 1017 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,880 My mother just sold me? 1018 01:15:19,039 --> 01:15:21,560 I remember her having the baby... 1019 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,480 You. 1020 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,260 She never knew the father. 1021 01:15:27,359 --> 01:15:30,040 They came at night in a fancy car, the Americans. 1022 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:35,720 The woman couldn't have children. Told people in America she was pregnant. 1023 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:38,320 And then bought you. 1024 01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,320 - Why me? - You were white, you were easy... 1025 01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:47,160 no red tape, no questions, no records- cash deal. 1026 01:15:49,319 --> 01:15:52,560 - That happens in England? - Happens all over, darling. 1027 01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:55,320 Buyers' market. 1028 01:16:01,079 --> 01:16:03,600 She did the best for you. 1029 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,680 Do you know where she went after that? 1030 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:11,360 She went off the rails. Drowned the guilt in booze. 1031 01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:14,480 Tried to kill herself. 1032 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,440 Don't blame her. 1033 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,880 It looks as if you've turned out all right. 1034 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,560 Have you ever seen her since? 1035 01:16:31,319 --> 01:16:34,400 You know what? I see her every day. 1036 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:47,200 Alice Dodgson, daughter of American millionaire Lewis Dodgson 1037 01:16:47,359 --> 01:16:50,120 is reported to have been abducted. 1038 01:16:50,279 --> 01:16:54,520 Police are giving a few details of the circumstances of her disappearance, 1039 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:58,200 and, as yet, no ransom demand has been received. 1040 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,280 We're here. 1041 01:17:06,159 --> 01:17:07,960 You sure you're OK? 1042 01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:12,440 Never felt better. 1043 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,200 Can you just wait here? 1044 01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:17,320 The meter's running. 1045 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:22,200 How much would 10 million dollars buy me? 1046 01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:26,400 5-10 minutes, would have thought. 1047 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,520 Said I'd see you again. 1048 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,560 You know who I am? 1049 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:53,680 No. 1050 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:59,240 I know some things. Not all things. 1051 01:17:59,399 --> 01:18:00,800 And that's a shame. 1052 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,640 Are you any good with riddles? 1053 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,120 Try me. 1054 01:18:06,399 --> 01:18:09,480 What's got no conditions but one condition? 1055 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,000 That takes me back. 1056 01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:14,160 To where? 1057 01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:16,600 I was about your age. 1058 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,320 She was the sweetest thing... 1059 01:18:21,399 --> 01:18:23,200 though I wasn't. 1060 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:29,720 I loved her, but sometimes that's not enough. 1061 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:32,880 Sometimes it's everything. 1062 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:39,400 What's got no conditions but one condition? 1063 01:18:41,119 --> 01:18:43,840 - Love. - Ain't it just! 1064 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,160 What's your name? 1065 01:18:54,359 --> 01:18:56,280 My name is Alice. 1066 01:18:56,939 --> 01:18:59,540 My girl was called Alice. 1067 01:19:06,639 --> 01:19:09,960 How would you feel about a big hotel room 1068 01:19:10,119 --> 01:19:14,600 with a king-size bed and a long hot bath and room service? 1069 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,800 Nah... 1070 01:19:21,319 --> 01:19:24,060 I got all I need here. 1071 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:31,200 Subtitles: Arigon 1072 01:19:36,359 --> 01:19:39,840 Circles... Circles... 1073 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:44,560 We all move in circles. 1074 01:19:56,079 --> 01:20:00,200 (Betty Steeles' Where Are You?) 1075 01:20:01,239 --> 01:20:05,040 * Broken frames 1076 01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:09,400 * So dark inside 1077 01:20:10,399 --> 01:20:13,360 * faces mismatched 1078 01:20:14,359 --> 01:20:18,000 * Trickle up in a line 1079 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:23,880 * Waves of shadows 1080 01:20:24,039 --> 01:20:27,400 * Scattered dreams 1081 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:31,640 * Where are you? 1082 01:20:33,359 --> 01:20:37,640 * Where are you? 1083 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,040 * Trying to find 1084 01:20:40,199 --> 01:20:45,400 * What do I see? 1085 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,320 * Pictures that rhyme 1086 01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:53,720 * Colours that breathe 1087 01:20:56,399 --> 01:21:00,400 * I need to 1088 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:03,640 * Discover more 1089 01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:08,960 * find where I'll be 1090 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,600 * Let images pour 1091 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:17,080 * Trying to find 1092 01:21:17,239 --> 01:21:22,080 * What do I see? 1093 01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:26,520 * Pictures that rhyme 1094 01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:31,440 * Colours that breathe 1095 01:21:33,359 --> 01:21:35,440 * Trying to find 1096 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:39,840 * What do I see? 1097 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,640 * Where are you? 1098 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,800 * Pictures that rhyme 1099 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:52,840 * Colours that breathe 1100 01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,760 (Fast Country: Bobbi Chitin's The Titty Song) 1101 01:22:15,899 --> 01:22:17,080 * Yes, I know, girl 1102 01:22:17,239 --> 01:22:18,800 * Big titties, small titties Little itty bitty titties 1103 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:20,760 * Round titties, flat titties Crawfish titties, girl 1104 01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:22,320 * I don't mind what cup you got 1105 01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:24,320 * So long as that cup's gone when daddy gets on top 1106 01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:26,000 * Big titties, little titties Little fluffy bush titties 1107 01:22:26,159 --> 01:22:27,600 * Round titties, flat titties Big down daddy titties 1108 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,400 * I don't mind what size there is 1109 01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:34,120 * But when daddy on top Make sure you make you go 1110 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,520 * That's how you do it, girl 1111 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:47,160 * Big and small finger-lickin' with the taste 1112 01:22:47,319 --> 01:22:49,000 * Pink ones, brown ones Sugar-picking pie ones 1113 01:22:49,159 --> 01:22:50,840 * Clean ones, dirty ones Swamp shit muddy ones 1114 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,120 * I don't mind so long as you make daddy go 1115 01:22:53,279 --> 01:22:56,160 * Heebada... Hum-shebada Sum-blablabla...risque! 1116 01:22:56,319 --> 01:22:58,680 * I don't mind which way you look But when daddy unbuckles 1117 01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:00,840 * Make sure you make me go... 82440

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