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- Students, I'm here to make a special announcement

that Sir Gareth will be making a special announcement.

- I hope the special announcement

is that there'll be no more special announcements.

- Or maybe he's approved our request to hire a monkey

to clean up after us.

- A monkey maid.

It just makes sense.

- I actually had one growing up.

They are amazing.

- Achoo! - CROWD: [gasps]

- Oh, hello, Squads.

Your Majesty.

I'm afraid I've come down with Astorian Snot Flu.

Achoo!

- That's your big announcement?

I was hoping for a bouncy castle.

- Me, too!

- BOTH: Bouncy castle! Bouncy castle!

- [coughing]

Unfortunately, I'll be forced to take my first day off ever.

- But, Sir Gareth, you know my motto is

knights never take a day off.

- He came up with that on his day off.

- Oh.

- Your right, Your Majesty, I'll just cancel the substitute

I found and hope that this very contagious illness

doesn't spread to everyone.

Eu-euh...

Ee...including you!

Achoo!

- Yuck!

By royal decree, Sir Gareth may take one day off,

because he is grossing me out.

- Poor Sir Gareth.

He always takes care of us.

Let's take care of him!

- I have a better idea. No.

- I have a better better idea.

[giggles] Yes.

Your Majesty, Sage and I would like to take care of Sir Gareth

and nurse him back to health.

- That's brilliant!

You two take care of Sir Gareth.

- Well, but, Your Majesty, I can take care of myself.

- See, he can take care of himself.

- I'm sorry, are you king?

Do you have people to carry you to your castle?

Because I do.

- Alright, time for Sage and I

to kick the snot out of that cold.

- Stop trying to make it sound fun.

- I wonder who our substitute's gonna be.

- Substitute! - [horn bugles]

- I think it's that guy.

- That's not a guy, that's my dad.

- You're home!

- Ah-ah-ah, stop and give me 20.

Twenty hugs. [laughs]

- When did you get back from patrol?

- First thing this morning.

Sir Gareth asked me to take care over as a substitute teacher.

- Guys, this is our dad, Sir Johnwick.

- Oooh!

It is an honor to meet my best friend's dad.

I feel like I know you.

- You don't.

I'm assuming your training's going well.

I don't have to remind you the Wick family has produced

some of the greatest knights Astoria has ever known.

No pressure.

- I'll help you get ready for class.

I pretty much run this place.

- Guys, when my dad finds out I have magic,

he's gonna be amazed.

- He doesn't know? - No.

I've been waiting for the perfect way to show him.

- Oooh, with one of our musical theater productions?

- Actually, I thought I'd show him with magic.

- I guess I'll put these feathers away then.

- Okay, students.

To test your reflexes, I've brought in a blister wart--

a very rare, venom-spitting bullfrog.

- Oooh, look, he's so cute.

- FROG: [croaks and spits]

- [rock fizzling]

- Ooh! Not cute!

- This bullfrog will spit venom,

which each student must block with their shield.

- What an awesome teacher.

He's been here for less than a minute,

and he's already putting us in danger.

- Who wants to go first?

- I'm on it.

And I don't need this shield.

- That's my boy.

Who needs a shield when you're inherited

the Wick family reflexes.

- Protective-shieldy-wieldy.

- FROG: [croaks and spits]

- SQUAD: [applause]

- Warwick, you have magic?

- Yes, sir.

- Pretty cool, huh?

- Pretty disappointing, actually.

- Yeah, I think we're all disappointed.

- The Wicks are knights, we don't use magic.

Sorry, son, you failed.

- It's not too late to impress him with the feathers!

- FROG: [croaks and spits]

- [sizzling]

- Now it's too late.

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, hey

- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?

- CIARA: I'm a princess,

whose father won't let her become a knight.

Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy!

Please, please, please!

So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara. Yes!

- ARC: And I'm Arc, a charming thief who has the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight.

- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom

aren't allowed in Knight School.

- ARC: So, I'm pretending I belong here.

- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.

- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

- ♪ We are the Knight Squad, hey ♪♪

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- Take a break!

Good job, students.

Well, most of you.

- I can't believe I showed my dad my magic

and he gave me an F.

- Maybe he just needs some time to get used to the idea.

- Yeah, like how it took you guys time to get used

to me putting ketchup on my cereal.

- We will never get used to that, Prudy.

- Excuse me, sir.

Warwick would be even better at these exercises

if you let him use his magic.

- Nonsense.

When I was a student, magic was not allowed.

One of my Squad mates was sent to a witch doctor

to have her powers removed.

Of course, that was back before we started giving out trophies

just for showing up.

- I participated!

- Just sad.

Knights rely on strength and hard work,

which is why I want everyone to join me while I teach you

how to ride a mega-hawk!

- [gasps] A mega-hawk?

I've only ever ridden a mega-turkey,

and it was mega-delicious.

I'm a giant.

- Warwick, I want you to stay behind

and practice deflecting venom with your shield.

- [snaps] - Try not to burn your face off.

- I'm sorry.

Do you want us to stay behind and help you practice?

- Nah. You guys should go ride the mega-hawk.

It sounds amazing.

- I'm sure it's not that great.

- So we get to fly a giant bird around the moon?

Big deal.

- This is gonna be the greatest day of my life!

- I know!

- You okay?

- I was so excited when my dad came back,

but all I've done is disappoint him.

- Well, don't worry, alright?

Once Sir Gareth feels better,

you dad won't be our teacher anymore.

- Yeah, but he'll always be my dad.

And he thinks I'm an embarrassment.

I don't have fighting skills like the rest of my family.

How can I impress him without my magic?

- Maybe you can use magic and not tell him.

It'll be like your little secret.

Like how you draw on your chest hair.

- How could you tell?

- Because I do it, too.

- ♪

- Ah, ah, achoo! - Ah!

- What's all this?

- Well, the King cares about you so much that he made you

a snot containment area.

That way you won't get anyone else sick.

- I'm sick...of helping you. Can I go?

- We even brought a comfort animal to help you heal.

- [sputtering]

- [screaming]

It's in my mouth!

- [laughing]

- Now sit back and relax while Sage and I

give you the finest medical care

two kids with no medical training can give.

- Ah!

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait!

When I'm sick, I like to cuddle with my shield.

- How do you cuddle a shield?

You know what? I don't care.

- Wait. Can you guys go grab it?

You both should go, it's very heavy and cuddly.

- Okie-dokie, be right back.

- Okay.

Oh.

[grunting]

Ah!

- [screams]

- Don't judge me.

I'm pretending to be sick so I can finally

get a day off to relax.

And these girls are messing everything up.

- BUTTERCUP: Sir Gareth?

Did you say shield or teddy bear?

Because I gotta tell ya, they sound the same. [laughs]

- And, uh, why are you wearing a tropical eye patch?

- Uh, um, uh, I must have put it on accidently,

because I was delirious from being so sick.

[coughing]

- Uh, interesting.

Well, if you're so sick,

we better not take our eyes off you then.

Slobwick, hit him with the comfort spray.

- [sputtering]

- [screaming]

[spitting]

Even your slobber smells like farts!

- ♪ Hey hey, hey

- Great mega-hawk ride, Squads.

- Sorry you dropped your trophy while we were flying, Kripan.

- Aw!

- But, hey, we'll get you another trophy

for dropping your trophy.

- Yay!

- I call this next exercise, King of the Hill.

First person to hit the gong wins.

- Hey, did you come up with something for Operation

Secret Magic to Impress Your Dad Who Hates Magic?

- Yeah, but I was gonna call it Operation Impress My Dad

and Prove to Him I Belong in the Family by Using

a Secret Spell He Doesn't Know About.

- Wow, yours really rolls off the tongue.

- Yeah.

- Students! Are you ready?

- Muscl-isus, Clumsy-wumsy.

- On your mark, get set...

- [horn blows]

- Uh! - What the heck?

- What's wrong us? - I don't know.

- ♪

- [gong dings]

- I did it!

I'm the King of the Hill!

- You see, Warwick?

I told you, Wicks don't need magic.

- Yep, the only thing magical about me is my smile. [laughs]

- Runs in the family.

- [sparkle dings]

- ♪

- ♪

- Everyone watch Warwick.

He's the only one doing it right.

- Hey, when you got it, you got it, right, Dad?

- I'm happy for Warwick,

but I wish I knew what was wrong with us.

That's the 16th sword I lost today.

- This is crazy.

I can't even pick up my hammer.

Why won't you stay in my hands?

- Guys, I think someone might have told Warwick

to use secret magic to make his dad proud.

- Why do you think that?

- Because I told Warwick to use secret magic

to make his dad proud.

- So this is your fault?

- You're lucky I can't pick up my hammer!

- You can't all be this horrible.

Something fishy is going on.

Crystal scan, check the training yard for magic.

- Everyone is using magic except for me?

You guys should be ashamed of yourself.

- Did you put a spell on your classmates?

- [thud]

- I, uh--well, you see...

Yes, sir.

- You brought shame upon our family name.

I can't even look at you.

- I'm sorry I let you down.

- ♪

- Man, I hope he's gonna be okay.

- I feel like we should go after him.

In my brain, I'm going the other way.

- ♪

- And the last ingredient in Sir Gareth's special medicine...

pinch of ogre ear wax.

Or the whole jar!

- Sage, I'm so happy to see you finally

taking care of Sir Gareth.

- [evil giggles] Oh, I'm gonna take care of him alright.

He's faking being sick, and I'm gonna prove it.

Sir Gareth, time for your medicine.

- [groans]

Ugh! Why does it smell like whale vomit?

- It's probably the whale vomit.

This nasty mess will cure you of any disease you have.

- [moans]

- And if you're not sick, it'll make your head explode.

- [spitting]

Ah, not my beautiful head!

- I knew it! You're not sick!

- Mm. Okay, okay, I made everything up!

- Why would you lie to us?

- Because I work every day of my life,

and I wanted one day to relax.

But I was afraid to violate the King's

Knights Never Take a Day Off rule.

- So you just needed a little down time?

- I wanted to have my own beach day

with tropical smoothies,

and sand between my two good toes.

But now it's ruined.

- Well, that does sound like a good plan.

- So I can have my beach day?

- Sure. With one catch.

- [tropical music plays]

- We get a beach day, too. [giggles]

This is the life, ain't it, Buttercup?

- [sighs] Being a pretend doctor is exhausting.

- Whoo! To time off!

- SAGE AND BUTTERCUP: To time off!

- [laughs]

- ALL: Ah!

- ♪

- Warwick, are you here?

- The spell wore off, we got our coordination back.

- [metal bangs]

- Hey, that was on me.

- He's not here.

Where could he have gone?

- [panting] Guys...

Warwick...magic.

- I think he's trying to tell us something.

- I think he needs to hit the gym.

- Warwick's gone.

He's getting rid of his magic so he can make our family proud.

- You didn't stop him?

- How?

These muscles are just for show.

[smooch]

- Where would he even go to get rid of his magic?

- Are you the witch doctor?

- Yes, I remove warts, things stuck up your nose,

and magic.

Come on in.

- ♪

- ♪

- Sir, Warwick has gone to a witch doctor

to have his magic removed.

- You need to talk him out of it.

- Why would I do that?

He's a Wick, and Wicks don't use magic.

- Well, this one does.

And just because there hasn't been someone like Warwick

in your family before

doesn't mean you should change who he is.

- His magic's amazing.

Our Squad would be lost without him.

- He even used his powers

to help defeat Ryker and save Astoria.

And his magic pizza is delicious.

- So are you going to help us?

- It sounds like Warwick already made his choice.

- If he's not gonna do anything, we'll do it ourselves.

- Yeah, we have to stop Warwick from making

the biggest mistake of his life.

- Well, there was that time he wore

those purple sequined overalls.

You're right, this is way worse.

- ♪

- So this is what a hammock feels like.

It's like I'm sleeping and floating at the same time.

- I'm starting to feel guilty.

No one else is getting a day off.

- You're right.

We should probably stop enjoying life and go back to school.

- ALL: [laughing]

- I love vacation humor. [laughs]

- Sir Gareth, I've come to check on you.

- Ooh, I'm doing good, King.

King!

- What is going on here?

- Yes, Your Majesty, I have a perfectly logical explanation.

I lied!

I was never sick!

I'm an embarrassment to knighthood.

[sobbing]

- Oh, Sir Gareth, don't cry.

You're gonna make me cry.

[crying]

- Lying to your king is a very serious offense.

Why would you do such a thing?

- Because I--I really just wanted--

and then these kids-- - Uh, I can't hear this anymore.

Your Majesty...Sir Gareth did all this

because he's never had a day off.

- But knights never take a day off.

It's printed on our money.

- Sage, you're actually taking care of Sir Gareth.

- Yeah, I know, don't rub it in.

Truth is, he just needs some time off.

Your "No day off" rule is really unfair.

- Is this true, Sir Gareth?

Are you exhausted?

- I'm so tired that I'm seeing double.

And that's saying a lot for a guy with one eye.

- Very well.

Hence forth, everyone will get two days off

at the end of the week.

Except my guards. Catch!

- Thank you, Sage.

And Buttercup.

No student has ever taken care of me before! [sobbing]

- Oh! - Oooh,

don't cry again, Sir Gareth.

You're gonna make me cry again.

[crying]

- See? This is why I don't help people.

- BOTH: [crying]

- ♪

- So, you wanna get rid of your magic?

Sign here.

- Should I read this first?

- "Should I read this first?"

That's what you sound like.

Great!

Now that the paperwork is done,

let's get rid of those pesky powers.

- Stop!

- Are you the guy who needs me to fix a bad haircut?

I'll be right with you.

- Guys, what are you doing here?

- Warwick, you can't get rid of your powers.

It's part of who you are,

and we wouldn't change that for anything.

- Yeah, you giving up your magic would be

like me giving up tap dancing.

- You can tap dance?

- No, I gave it up, and I've regretted it ever since.

- Well, thanks for coming to save me, guys,

but my father hates magic.

If I'm ever gonna live up to the family name,

I have to get rid of my powers.

- Uh, plus, I already have a guy

waiting to take over his magic.

You might have heard of him. The Amazing Carbonaro?

- Can we hurry this up?

I'm supposed to saw a person in half later.

And if I'm not magic, it could be really bad.

- I'm sorry, but my best friend's magic is not for sale.

- Mm, I think it's time for you kids to take a seat.

- [magic zapping]

- I'm stuck in this uncomfortable chair.

- Me, too!

- This magazine is older than I am!

Oh, ten steps to whiter teeth.

- Perhaps I can help.

Is there something behind your ear?

- Dude, we saw the coin in your hand.

- That's why I need real magic.

- Where were we?

Oh, that's right. Taking your magic.

This might hurt a bit.

It doesn't have to, but where's the fun in that?

- Warwick, stop!

- Seriously, I will get to you after the bad haircut guy.

- It's just a regular haircut!

- Dad, what are you doing here?

- Son, you're making a mistake.

- I am?

- Your friends helped me realize that...

even though you're different, you're still my son.

It was wrong of me to ask you to change who you are.

- That was me. I said that part!

- Wow, I never thought I'd hear you say that.

- This is so beautiful. [sobs]

I need something to wipe my tears.

- Dude, turn it off.

- Yeah, I've changed my mind.

I'd like to cancel my appointment.

- There's no backing out.

You signed a contract without reading it.

- You told me to.

- "You told me to."

That's what you sound like.

- She's gonna take Warwick's magic.

- Not if I have anything to say about it.

Protective shield-wieldy.

- [magic zapping]

- She's too strong.

I can't hold her off.

- She might be stronger than one Wick,

but I bet she's not stronger than two!

Protective shield-wieldy!

- [magic zapping]

- Your father has magic!

- I know! It's blowing my mind, too!

- [magic zapping]

- You'll pay for this.

I'm out of here!

- "You'll pay for this. I'm out of here."

That's what you sound like.

- That is not how you make an exit.

This is an exit.

- [explosion blasts]

- Uh, we can still see you.

- Or can you?

- Dad, how come you never told me you have magic?

- When I was a student, magic was not allowed

in Knight School, so I hid my abilities.

Thank you for being brave enough not to hide yours.

- You think I'm brave?

- Maybe the bravest Wick of all.

[chuckles]

- Aww, I feel like he's hugging all of us.

- Nope, just my son.

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