All language subtitles for Im Sorry s02e08 Sophies Choice.eng

I want you to be comfortable.

I want you to be comfortable too.

Is it alright if I touch you?

Take your cock out.

I wanna watch you do something first.

OK.

Rub yourself for me.

Like this?

Yeah, just like that.

Oh God, come here and rub me.

What else did this director do?

He did that mystery, the boy
who goes back in time, Evergreen.

Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
It was a good movie.

Yeah, that one was good, that was good.

So good.

He must have a really
great cinematographer,

ya know, his movies are always
so beautifully, beautifully shot.

- They are. They are.
- Right?

Oh God, that's it.

Feels so good.

Oh God.

Mom.

You're missing
the best part of the movie.

Oh my God, what are you watching?

The movie you selected.

You know what, why don't I rewind it.

- No, no, that's OK.
- You know what, you're right.

It'll be faster if I just recap it.
So he said, "Let me touch you."

She said, "Take your cock out,"

and then he did
some stuff with it and then,

that's pretty much where we are.

So I think we're good now.
Should I press play?

- Great.
- I think we're just gonna head home.

Mom, shh, we're watching the movie now.

Thank you.

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Well I can never look
Leon in the eye again.

Where else do you feel
comfortable looking?

I feel like now, I'm only full
direct eye contact with Leon,

I don't look up, I don't look down.

Oh God.

You know what,
tomorrow night, instead of going out,

maybe Jennifer and I
will just re-watch that,

call it quits on our friendship forever.

So if you guys don't watch pornography
tomorrow, what are you doing?

If we don't watch pornography,
she wants to do an escape room.

- Oh, sounds like fun.
- Yeah.

You know, other than the fact
that I had to watch it with Leon,

I thought that other little scene
at the end of the movie

was not so terrible.

Which scene?

Ya know, the one where they were
acting out their fantasies?

Ooh, ala, Miguel!

Is that something
you'd be interested in exploring?

Maybe.

I mean, I've tried to get it going
a couple times.

It just wasn't always
something you wanted to do.

- What, when did you do that?
- Oh, a couple times.

And I didn't wanna do it?

I'll be honest,
that does not sound like me.

I don't think it was something
that you didn't wanna do,

it was just that you kinda
always turn everything into a bit

and then we lose our focus.

I'm not allowed to joke
during these fantasies?

There's a difference between
having fun in the fantasy

and shitting on the fantasy.

Unless shitting is the fantasy.

OK, this was fun.

No, no, no, if this is something
you wanna do, let's do it!

Yeah, alright, when do you wanna do it?

Well, I mean, that hundred and
32 minutes of sensual cinema with Leon

left me pretty satisfied sexually.

These are the kinda bits
I'm referring to.

I wish that had been a bit.

Alright.

Yes!

Four minutes to spare.

That was actually really fast.

I know, once I figured out
the newspaper clippings,

it's just like everything went so fast.

What the fuck was that?

And why was I blindfolded
and handcuffed?

Because it was
the cannibal-hillbilly room.

Right, yes, lovely.

That was fun when we, the thing,
it's like science and the door opened.

Fun like when you're being
sexually assaulted and then it ends.

I'm gonna need a minute.
Can I have some water?

- Yeah, there's some right there.
- Thank you.

Why would you have brought me here?

- I'm sorry.
- Are you?

Oh my God, you jumped so high
when that guy jumped out with the banjo.

You know why?

Because I'm a human being

and we have fight or flight instincts

that are triggered when men jump out
of closets in strange places

in rooms that I thought
I was alone in for 35 minutes.

Let's do another one.

- Will you do another one with me?
- No, I will not.

I will never.

- Don't give me that face.
- So boring!

You know what the most devastating part

of this horror show actually was?

What?

Remember when we were looking
for decapitated dolls heads

in the garage of the slaughtered family?

You are a sick person.

It wasn't real and they were doll heads.

Anyway, they had all those stacks,
did you see them?

- Of emergency canned foods and water?
- Right.

Yeah, Mike and I have had that
on our to-do list for over a year

and we haven't done jack shit.

So that was a real slap in the face.

I don't want serial killers
being more prepared than I am.

Sorry.

OK, I think I slowed my heart rate
down enough to head to the car.

Oh you wanna just go home? You don't
wanna go get a drink or something?

Happy to do that
but you know you are Jennifer

and there's probably
an Agents of Shield marathon somewhere.

- Just saying.
- Come on, I don't wanna go home yet.

- Oh, you don't?
- I've been divorced for a year and a half

and you have to like
find things to fill your time,

like Agents of Shield.

- OK.
- Or drinking on Tuesdays.

You know it's after 9:30, right?

- Yeah, I get that.
- OK, let's do it.

Let's go to a bar
on a Tuesday night, right?

I fucking see you.

Jesus!

- It's fine.
- Thank you.

Hey, you're still up.

Hi, I was starting to think
you didn't escape

and I was gonna have
to raise Amelia alone.

Oh yeah? How'd that look to you?

- Not that bad.
- Finally.

How's Jennifer?

Honestly, she seems likes,
she's like a little manic or something.

Manic? How?

I don't know,
like she's trying to distract herself.

Just hate having to watch
Jennifer struggle like this.

Fucking Scott and his cheating dick.

Ya know, I dream about the day
that I bump into fucking Scott.

There's gonna be some event,
a birthday party with the kids.

He'll say, "Hi," and I'll say, "Hi."

And then ya know, he'll go like,

"Oh God, I haven't seen you in so long,
how are you?"

And I will look him in the eyes and say,

"I'm not interested in doing this."

And then I will walk away.

Wow, that's gonna sting.

It's the things I'm not saying.
He will get it.

Scathing.

Ugh, thank you for not putting
your dick in other people.

- It's the least I could do.
- Literally.

Ugh, that feels good.

I had a rough night, I was handcuffed.

Oh, is that something
that sparks your interest?

I don't know,
I've never really thought about it.

What are your fantasies,
out of curiosity?

Mike.

What?

I don't wanna use
any of my life stock footage.

Stock footage?

You know, the stuff
that I have used for years.

I don't wanna muck it up.

How am I gonna muck it up?

There's just certain dialog
that needs to be said

in a very specific way

and I don't wanna make you feel
badly by giving you line readings.

Wow.

Or you need to move your position

or Mike, think about your fantasies, OK?

Imagine me in there
just going off script.

Good point.

- Right?
- Yep.

Let's think of something new between us.

OK.

I'm kinda looking
forward to this actually.

- Me too!
- Let's get this going.

- But not tonight, right?
- It's 12:30.

God, no, we're not animals.

Mom, you're a person
who's been divorced a lot, right?

I'm so glad I came over.

Just when did you start
feeling like normal again?

Jennifer's having a rough go.

Well, she's gotta start dating again.
Is she dating again?

Mom, that is not the only way
to get over something like this.

Well, worked for me twice.

Just kidding.

Not really.

Jesus, no.

It was hard, but then when it got hard,

I just relied on family and friends.

Well, I tried to talk to her
the other night,

but she wanted to battle human
that were trying to eat our flesh.

- Well, just keep doing things with her.
- I'm trying!

And pick a place
where it's easy to talk,

like a flower arranging class.

A flower arranging class?

- Have you been to a flower arranging class?
- No, but I imagine.

- What? You imagine what?
- Well I imagine that being nice

and what are you doing
with all these cans?

I'm just putting them in the garage
in case of an emergency.

You know you can buy these kits.
Leon bought a great one.

It has flares and batteries
and a machete.

It's fun to see Leon holding a machete.
I just wanna say.

If Leon has to cut paths in forests
that have never been foraged before

I'm not sure that's a disaster
you wanna survive.

Well, at least I'm prepared.

Oh you know what you should do.

You should get one of those smoke alarms

where you record your own voice.

Why would anyone wanna do that?

Because a mother's voice
is more like to wake up a child

- than even a regular alarm.
- Not your voice though.

Your voice is like the music they play
at a flower arranging class,

it's so soothing.

You do know
these chick peas expired in 2014?

Mom, let's be honest.
If there's a real emergency,

I'm just using the jagged lids
to slit my wrists.

This is all for show.

Hey, are these the smoke alarms
your mom was talking about?

Let me see. Oh yeah,
we should get a couple of those.

- OK.
- Oh, look at that family.

They got some stories to tell.

They're awfully calm
for their house being on fire.

Yeah, there's a sadness
behind this guy's eyes.

I think he started the fire.

I don't think he did.

Look at the way his shirt's tucked in.

- Oh, you're correct.
- That kid is worked up.

I like the couple though,
they look nice.

I would wanna be with them
in an emergency.

Yeah, would you trust me
in an emergency?

I don't know.
What kind of emergency ya got?

Ms. Warren, I don't know
how to tell you this but,

there's no way outta this bunker
and help is not on the way.

Oh really?

OK well, then I guess it's just
the two of us alone in the bunker then.

Well I can think of a couple ways
to pass the time, ma'am.

Sorry, the ma'am threw me off.

I'm not making jokes, I promise.
I'm not laughing, I just,

I'm just hot because there's
no windows in the bunker

and I can't get a cross breeze.

And it's making it stuffy.

Maybe you just have on too many clothes.

This is the uniform I was issued, so,

I don't really...

What do you have on underneath?

Sorry, do you want
me to make something up

or say what you're actually
gonna see in like two seconds?

Either way.

Either way?

Alright, well then,
what I'm wearing underneath

is a lacey bra

and a very small thong.

- I really wanna see that.
- Yeah?

Yeah, so, what do I gotta do
to get you to show me?

I mean, I think you'll have to

show me what it's worth to you,
Lieutenant.

OK sorry, everything I'm saying
is sounding crazy.

- No, it's not.
- Yes it, Mike, yes it.

I don't know why I can't do this!

Honey, don't worry about it.
It's not a big deal.

I know it's not a big deal but I am,
I feel like it's weird.

This seems like something I would crush!

Maybe we finally found
your Achilles heel.

I always knew it was gonna be my vagina.

- Didn't you?
- Yep.

Don't you think it's strange though
that I can't role play?

Doesn't that seem like
something I would excel at?

No!

Wow!

Well, I'm sorry but you're
obviously uncomfortable

and when you, Andrew, are uncomfortable,
then you make jokes.

OK, how can anybody earnestly pretend

to fuck in a bunker
without sounding crazy?

Obviously I think there is some
suspension of disbelief involved.

So much suspension, come on!

You know, Mike is oddly good at it.
It's annoying.

He's able to just
focus in and not laugh.

- That makes sense to me.
- What?!

Well, he's always been
more comfortable being vulnerable

than ya know, this debacle.

I mean, I'm not gonna argue with you
about it but...

I think you just have to do
the uncomfortable part.

You have to be like,
I'm not comfortable with this.

I'm gonna do it anyway
and just dive and have ya know,

bunker scientist sex with your husband.

Wait, you think
we were supposed to be scientists?

I feel like if I had known that,

I could've found a way
into my role, right?

Yeah, I feel like incision back-story
was definitely your problem.

- Thank you for acknowledging that.
- You're welcome.

I mean, otherwise,
how am I supposed to know who I am?

- So how was your week?
- It's fine.

- Yeah?
- Yep.

- Scott's got the boys all weekend?
- Yeah.

How are things going with you guys?

I don't wanna talk about it.
Just boring and...

- OK!
- So where are we going?

Again, don't be afraid
to put two flowers

next to each other
that you wouldn't expect.

Like a dahlia and a daisy.

Give yourself permission
to really push the boundaries.

Listen, you picked this, alright?
Go back to your own vase.

OK, but I've been given permission
to push the boundaries.

Hold onto your tits,
I'm going heavy with the sprigs.

All sprigs all day.

Jesus Christ.

I just feel like this is like,
doesn't look good.

Are you using the black eyes Susans or?

I don't know.

By the way, black eyed Susan,

not a terrible name
for future fantasy play.

I'll just be a woman name Susan
who's been punched in the face twice.

Let Mike be earnest with that.

Damn it.

I think that's good.

It's missing something,
I don't know what it's missing.

Look at mine.

Mine looks like a middle of a Timelines
video about life and death.

OK ya know what, let's get up.

OK, I'm OK, I'm OK.

You just burst out crying

because your practice flower arrangement
was too crowded.

You're not 100%.

I'm just really starting to get scared,

like I'm ya know, like
Scott is dating again

and I feel like I've grieved,
but I'm just stuck.

Like why can't I move past this?

Because you just haven't yet.
You need more time.

What if I never get over this?

Then I'll stop hanging out with you.

OK, that's fair.

Oh God.

You know that I am constantly
dreaming about the day

I get to tell off your dick blister
of an ex-husband.

That's sweet, thank you.

Well, I'm not vulnerable for shit,
but I'm sweet as fuck.

Yeah.

- I know I'm gonna be fine.
- Of course!

Ya know, I'm gonna date again
and have sex

and have a normal life and everything.

When is the last time you had sex?

Not since Scott.

- 18 months ago?
- I know.

Well let me apologize for bringing you
to a flower arranging class.

All those dewey petals
and swollen stamens

must have been hard
for you to be around.

Do you wanna have sex
with these flowers?

I mean, if you're not,
I'd bang a dahlia.

Wow!

Were you impressed by the way
I just effortlessly installed

our new smoke alarm.

My mom did something similar
in her house, so once again,

ya know, the similarities between
you and my mother are striking.

Oh, thank you.

You know what, you're welcome!

That's great! I am excited now.

Thank you for doing that.

- What time is Jennifer picking you up?
- 20 minutes?

Aren't you exhausted going out so much?

Yes, I'm so tired.

But at least this is
the cooking class that I love.

Oh, then I'll be getting
something out of it.

By the way, I just recently
found out that Jennifer

has not had sex
in almost a year and a half.

- Jesus.
- I know!

I think I'm gonna get her a vibrator
for her birthday.

You are? Why?

Because they're awesome.

Wait, do you have a vibrator?

Of course!

Really?

- Yes! You know that!
- No I didn't.

How often do you use your vibrator?

Whenever the mood strikes.

Although recently,
I've had to engage in more

traditional, labor intensive methods.

What does that mean?

Just ya know, vibrators can kinda

desensitize things
and make it harder for me

to enjoy the fruits of your loins.

Well, that doesn't sound great.

I know, that's why I stopped,
which sucks,

because I'm a very lazy masturbator.

OK, good to know.

I mean, this was not like
an easy decision to come to, Mike,

I mean, keep using my vibrator
or have better sex with my husband.

It was a real Sophie's choice.

And by Sophie, I obviously mean
Amelia's friend Sophie,

'cause she's the only one
I can really go to for stuff like this.

- Ugh.
- What, you want me to go to Izzy?

Please, that girl has never orgasmed.

Are you proud of yourself?

Not really.

I don't know why this stuff
pops in my head.

But it does.

- Everything smells so amazing.
- My God, I know.

- I love Mediterranean food.
- I know.

I do have to say though,
I'm not super pleased

with the fact that this class is called
The Empire Strikes Baklava.

Would you have preferred Fetacals Hall?

Or I'm gonna get Moussacha?

I am very good at this.

OK great, now while we're waiting
for the dolma's filling to simmer,

we're gonna go ahead
and mince the garlic

and chop the mint for the lamb rub.

I feel like
there's an ice pick for the mint.

- Shrivel it up.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.

What are you doing?

- Nothing.
- Who are you What's Apping?

I'm not Mellie.

- Let me see your phone.
- No!

Give me your phone.

Why are you What's Apping Bob?

I don't know, no reason.
Just give me my phone back.

Are you fucking Bob?

- Of course not.
- What is this then?

Why did he write,
"Thinking of you, heart heart heart?"

I don't know,
because maybe I was telling him

that we've been having
some problems lately.

You told Bob our personal business?

- He's our biggest client!
- We were just chatting.

You were having conversations
at 2:30 in the morning?

Why would you need to be chatting then?

My God, because she's fucking Bob!

- Excuse me?
- Excuse me. I don't know you.

I know you
and she's obviously fucking Bob.

My ex husband fucked a Bob,
so I'm like, ya know,

well versed in Bob fuckers.

Honey, I promise
I did not have sex with Bob.

Yes, ya did. Yeah, ya did.

And he's your biggest client too.

OK ya know know what,
let's go, we're leaving.

Wait, I'm sorry. What's your name?

Jeff.

Jeff, that's a good name.

So Jeff, that is my number,

and just so you know,
I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Jeff.

So...

Oh my God.

- Are you OK?
- Yeah, yeah.

I feel really good. I feel really good.

I've never been more attracted to you
than I am right now.

Then she gave him her number and said

she was going to fuck
the shit out of him.

OK, including the birth of our child,

is this the happiest you've ever been?

Yes, I wanna say it's close
but it is not.

- I can't even imagine Jennifer doing that.
- I know.

I think this is maybe
what she needed all along,

just to yell at an asshole.

You think she's actually
gonna have sex with Jeff?

I don't know, maybe.

I will say I don't think
this is the first time

this particular couple's
had this conversation.

But do you think it's the
first time it ever happened

with their biggest client?

Oh Bob? 100%.

What kinda client do you think Bob is?

I imagine Bob owns
commercial real estate

and has a lot of sex on filing cabinets.

- I could see that.
- Right?

I mean ya know,

you're working such late hours
around so many available,

willing women...

- Uh, yeah.
- It just seems to make sense.

Does it now?

I hope you don't find
this unprofessional, Bob,

but I'm very happy that we are
finally alone in the office together

and what are the odds
that it would happen during a blackout?

Really?

Is now a good time
or do you need me to come back later?

- Well let me check my schedule.
- OK.

- Yeah, I'm available.
- Oh, you're available?

Great, so...

You know,
I've always wanted to see you naked

every since your first interview here.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Well, how to do you propose
we achieve that goal?

Oh, you feel that breeze?

- Oh my gosh.
- What happened?

The candles burned out, so...

Oh God, I can't see anything now.

I think we should probably just
feel our way to each other now.

- Oh, alright.
- What do you think?

I guess that's our only choice.

Oh, hello.

You really have been
waiting a while, Bob.

I feel like we gotta
make up for lost time.

That's a good idea.

- What's happening?
- Shit!

Get up, the house is on fire.

It's the alarm.

Ah, why is it so loud?

Oh my God, pull the battery out!

- I'm trying.
- I hate this.

Got it.

OK, that could not be blamed on me.

I did record my voice
but I did that a few days ago.

Yeah just,
I'm gonna just need a minute here.

I get it.

I know now is not the right time but,

comedy wise,
this really could not have gone better.

I'm not sure my biggest client
would agree with you.

Is your biggest client your dick?

- Mmhmm.
- Got it.

Mommy is amazing. I love her so much!

Must be nice to have such cool songs
written about you.

Yeah, it is.

Although it just reminds me
I have nowhere to go but down.

This is the most
she's ever going to love me.

- Probably.
- Right?

Mommy, can we get some strawberries?

Yeah, you know where they are.
Go grab em.

Holy shit, that's Scott.

Who?

Scott, Jennifer's Scott.
He's right there.

Oh yeah, there he is.

Ya know what,
I think this might be my moment.

- Really?
- Yeah, I mean,

- how long have I been thinking...
- Andrea, Mike...

- Scott, hi, how are you?
- I'm good, how are you?

Good, so good!

Good, I'd love to catch up but I'm
running late to pick up the boys.

- Of course, tell them I say hello.
- I will.

- OK good!
- OK.

- OK bye!
- Bye!

- So good to see you. You look great.
- Thanks.

Well, he's gonna reflect on that
for a while.

Mmhmm.

Why did I say he looked effing great?

God damn it!

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