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**
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Edwyn Huang,
I need the TV, pronto!
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Oh, okay.
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No.
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Is that grape jelly?
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PB&J burrito.
Want a bite?
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What about beans,
cheese, salsa?
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All that stuff's
in there, too, bro.
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[ Groans ] Dear God.
You're a monster.
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[ Chuckles lightly ]
I need the TV.
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My ass ain't moving.
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Every day after school, I make
a bomb-ass snack and watch MTV.
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In other words,
wasting time.
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Whoa!
It's not a waste!
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I learned everything I know
from these videos.
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I didn't have a handsome,
jacked older brother
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to teach me
how to be cool.
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I had MTV.
No, thanks.
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My letters of choice --
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ah "P,"
ah "B," ah "S" --
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ah PBS!
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[ Groans ] Can you just stop
being a nerd for one second?
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Come on. Dude, this is
both music and a movie.
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It's double art.
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Hits you in your eyeballs
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and your ear...balls.
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I prefer imagination --
theater of the mind.
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Fine. [ Pats ]
Close your eyes, then.
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Hm.
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[ Sighs ]
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* Take that, ha, ha! *
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[ Rapping ]
* Recently...frontin', ain't sayin' nothin' *
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* So I just speak my piece
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* Come on
* Keep my peace
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* Cubans with the Jesus piece
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* Thank you
* With my peeps
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* Packin',
askin', "Who want it?" *
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* You got it, flaunt it
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* That Brooklyn...,
we on it *
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[ Rapping ]
* Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? *
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* Sometimes your words
just hypnotize me *
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* And I just love
your flashy ways *
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* Guess that's why they broke
and you're so paid *
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* Biggie, Biggie, Biggie,
can't you see? * * Uh-huh *
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Sorry.
Didn't grip my soul.
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Nor my toe.
Nor my head.
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Are we done?
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[ Exhales sharply ]
Nobody in this house gets me.
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Needs more tuna.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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* Fresh off the boat
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* I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go *
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* If you don't know, homey,
now you know *
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* Fresh off the boat
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* Homey, you don't know
where I come from *
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* But I know where I'm goin'
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* I'm fresh off the boat
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[ Sighs ] Come on.
I really need the TV.
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Sicily is
on her way over.
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Ooh.
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[ Sultry voice ]
Young lova's got a girlfriend.
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Please don't talk
in that voice.
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Need some tips
from your big bro?
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Lova' tips
for your girlfriend?
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You're the last person
I'd go to for advice.
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You're so annoying.
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Rap music plays on TV ]
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[ Remote clicks ]
Man: Native to south central Arizona...
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[ Normal voice ] Nice!
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Put on
the most boring thing
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so she'll want
to smooch ya.
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Zack is coming over,
too!
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Wait.
So no making out?
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The three of you are
just gonna watch bird TV?
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Yes. We're birders.
We bird.
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Dude, you're going
to high school soon.
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This bird crap...
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Isn't gonna fly.
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...is gonna
get you killed.
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Ed, in a few days,
a rare migration
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of the red-legged snail kites
is flying through town,
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and if we're not prepped
for the chase,
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I'd prefer death.
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Every time I think
you've reached peak nerd,
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you go and find
another nerd mountain to climb.
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Well,
lucky for both of us
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you're leaving soon
on your cultural exchange trip.
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I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't go.
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I'm afraid what might
happen to you if I'm not here.
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I might come back to
some weird...half-man/half-book.
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[ Gasps ] My necktie
could be my bookmark.
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I could cite myself
as a source!
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No, I didn't mean it
as a good -- Oh, my God.
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I could finally spend the night
at the library!
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[ Sighs ]
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**
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Hola.
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Ma, what are you
wearing?
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A serape.
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Pure alpaca.
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Alpaca?Internet boyfriend?
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Osvaldo,
an alpaca farmer in Chile.
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We e-mailed.
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He needed money
to build a new fence.
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Ma, you're not sending him
money, are you?
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You can't put a price
on this feeling.
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I feel so alive!
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ]
Oh, Osvaldo...
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughs ]
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It's not funny.
She's clearly getting scammed.
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I'm not surprised.
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She's gullible! The whole side
of your family is.
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The Huangs
are not gullible.
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What about
when your brother tried to buy
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those "special" beans?
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Or when you thought
you could sit "reverse potty"?
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Or when you thought that rock
made your armpits smell good?
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The natural deodorant crystal
I'm still using?
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Gullible.
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I was afraid
the boys would inherit it.
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Being gullible
is not genetic.
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Yes, it is.
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If your ring finger
is the same length
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as your middle finger,
it means you're gullible.
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Is that true?
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Oh, ha ha.
Nice try.
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The point is,
my mom's being taken,
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and I've got to
shut it down.
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Brutal honesty --
that's the best way.
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Just tell her.
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You saw Ma.
She was so happy.
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She'd be crushed
if she knew it was all fake.
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People who fall for scams
deserve to feel humiliated.
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That's how they learn.
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If you don't tell her,
I will.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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Oh. I need
some more crystal.
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Oh, hey.
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You want
my banana costume?
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It'd be a shame to just
let it sit here for a month.
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And neglect
my own fruit costumes? [ Scoffs ]
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Can you take my friends and me
to the mall?
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Look who suddenly
wants to hang out
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with their annoying
older brother.
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[ Sighs ]
Just get to it.
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What do I have to do --
drink sour milk,
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eat a toenail,
lick your booger wall?
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Nah. I'll take you.
I want to shop for a subwoofer.
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Plus, I can teach you
the cool way to mall-hang.
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First, we enter through
the back-alley service entrance,
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pop some Bubble Tape,
read some boobie graffiti --
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We just need to pick up
some bird gear and clothes
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for the big day.
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Like...
a cool pair of jeans?
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Like some sun hats,
sketch pads,
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and a few waist satchels
to carry our lip balm.
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Now, please
don't embarrass me.
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You're going to the mall
to buy fanny packs for birding,
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and you're worried
about me?
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Just please --
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don't lock the windows, fart,
and crank the heat.
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How dare you.
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I would never
crank the heat.
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AC preserves the fart.
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**
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[ To "Row Row Row Your Boat" ]
* Roll, roll, roll your paint
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* Gently down the wall
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[ Door opens ]
* Carefully, carefully, carefully, carefully *
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* Don't drip it in the hall
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You're painting now?
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I've been asking you
to do that for years.
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Boy, you were right.
It needed it.
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Sucker's really drinking it up.
May need four coats.
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Why'd you paint "gullible"
on the ceiling?
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Huh?
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I did not look.
I'm not gullible.
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Yes, you are!
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But I'm not, and I'm not
falling for this charade.
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You're delaying
breaking the news to your mom.
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Where are you going
with your bank pig?
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I'm giving my money to Grandma
so she can help out her friend.
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Emery, you can't do that.
Listen --
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You know how I've been
searching for my thing --
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volleyball, line dancing,
flight attendant?
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Well, this is it --
helping people.
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Philanthropy
is my passion.
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[ Coins jingling ]
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[ Door opens ]
Hm.
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We can't tell Grandma.
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Oh, I thought "brutal honesty"
was the best policy.
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Well, that was when it was
about fake Latin lovers.
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This is about
our son's personal fulfillment.
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I am just glad
you're on board.
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Now, let's ruin
this scam artist.
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After you tape off
the moldings.
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Just because
you're fake-painting
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doesn't mean
you can do a sloppy job.
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Okay, guys,
favorite plover.
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Favorite plover?
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I need a break
from this nerd talk.
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You guys
ever heard of...
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"Enter the Wu-Tang:
36 Chambers"?
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Or was that
before you were born?
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Oh, no.
Here he goes.
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I remember the first time
I heard it.
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I was 9.
It was Christmas morning.
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Santa brought it?
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[ Scoffs ] Please!
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Wu-Tang would melt
Santa's face.
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I caught "Protect Ya Neck"
on MTV.
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That music video
changed my life.
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It's not music.
It's just talking.
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Method Man, ODB,
RZA, Ghostface, Raekwon,
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spitting about Shaolin,
killer bees...
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chess!
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[ Both gasp ]
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How did you learn
all this?
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Oh, from sup-dawg.
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What's sup-dawg?
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I don't know.
What's up with you, dawg?
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[ Zack laughs ]
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Here we go.
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Wu-Tang is
for the children.
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[ Rapping ]
* Hey, you, get off my cloud *
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* You don't know me,
and you don't know my style *
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* Who be gettin' flam
when they come to a jam? *
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* Here I am, here I am *
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* The Method Man *
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[ Music continues ]
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And then we head over
to the food court for some free samples
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and hover over the hot dog stand
like a ghetto bird.
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A helicopter.
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Okay.
We'll navigate the mall
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like civilized consumers,
thank you.
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Suit yourself.
Peace out, homies.
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[ Burps ]
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[ Groans ]
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What's a homie?
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I don't know.
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[ Car door closes ]
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I'm sorry, guys.
He can be...a lot.
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Well, he seems to know
how to get around the mall.
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Never hurts
to try a different route.
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You're going with Eddie?
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[ Vehicle door opens ]
Do you know what happens
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when a peanut goes down
a different route?
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00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,895
Choke city!
Do you want that?!
252
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,703
And boom!
We enter like ballers.
253
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,638
You're so lucky to have
an older brother, Evan.
254
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,473
You hear that, Evan?
255
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,976
Well, I know you have some
important shopping to get to.
256
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,844
I'm in the market
for a subwoofer.
257
00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,847
Really? I've been thinking about
getting a woof-woof myself.
258
00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,016
[ Deeper voice ]
You know what I'm sayin', homie?
259
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,552
Hey, why don't we all
go together?
260
00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,420
Because Eddie's route
goes through
261
00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,055
the cover-your-eyes part
of the mall --
262
00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,924
Victoria's Secret,
Spencer's Gifts,
263
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,358
and the rest
of the risqué.
264
00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,927
Diesel Jeans
is over there.
265
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,029
It's not risqué.
It's just Italian men stuff.
266
00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,764
More like dungarees
for fancy farmers.
267
00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,065
Right, guys?
268
00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,400
I don't know.
Seems durable.
269
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,603
Guys, we're here
for birding supplies.
270
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,005
Relax, Evan. Your friends
just want to be cool.
271
00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,008
**
272
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,109
Louis: I got it!
273
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,044
You and I fly to Chile,
274
00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,779
pose as FBI agents,
275
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,748
and threaten Osvaldo
with global fraud.
276
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,784
I call it
Operation Chile Explosion.
277
00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,219
I'm still brainstorming
the name.
278
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,754
You need more brain
and less storm.
279
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,957
Louis, this isn't some
criminal mastermind in Chile.
280
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,592
This is a fatso
in Des Moines,
281
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,028
sitting in front of a computer,
gobbling marshmallows.
282
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,096
Oh, I don't know why we have to
be size-ist about this,
283
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,397
but sure,
let's go to Iowa.
284
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,734
Or we just write him an e-mail
and scare him off.
285
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,769
Oh, what, just magically
hack into my mom's account
286
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,070
and get his info?
287
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,739
I already guessed
her password.
288
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,141
It's 1-1-1-1.
289
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,543
You're right.
She's a genius.
290
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,479
**
291
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,749
Look, I appreciate you guys
humoring Eddie,
292
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,216
but please don't do it
on my behalf.
293
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,551
It only encourages him.
294
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,719
What are you
talking about?
295
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,254
Yeah, he's the best.
296
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:47,821
That guy?
297
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,723
[ Spritzing ]
298
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,024
[ Both laugh ]
299
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,663
[ Sicily and Zack laughing ]
300
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,131
[ Skee-Lo's "I Wish" plays ]
301
00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,299
[ Rapping ] * Hello?
302
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,301
* I wish I was
a little bit taller *
303
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,303
* I wish I was a baller
304
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,005
* I wish I had a girl who looked
good, I would call her *
305
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,274
* I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat *
306
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,676
* And a six-four Impala
307
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,078
* I wish I was
a little bit taller *
308
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,813
* I wish I was a baller
309
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,447
* I wish I had a girl who looked
good, I would call her *
310
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:17,084
* I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat *
311
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,752
* And a six-four Impala
312
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,954
* I wish I had a brand-new car
313
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,589
* So far, I got this hatchback
314
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,291
* And everywhere I go,
yo, I gets laughed at *
315
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,458
**
316
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,695
[ Mugs clink ]
Adiós, Osvaldo.
317
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,763
Here's to no more
innocent victims being scammed.
318
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,464
His response
was so pathetic --
319
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,033
[Mockingly]
"Please, no jail.
320
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:36,136
I'm crying in fear.
My family is innocent."
321
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,305
That was smart threatening
to cut off his hands.
322
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,873
Computer guys
and their hands.
323
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:40,640
Mm.
[ Door opens ]
324
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,709
Honey: Hey!
325
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:42,843
[ Door closes ]
326
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,012
Is that...
made from alpaca fur?
327
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,714
Yep. [ Chuckles ]
328
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,281
An Osvaldo special.
329
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,317
He sent it
as a thank-you.
330
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,653
I speak Spanish, so I helped
your mom correspond with him.
331
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,888
Boy, did they.
332
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,824
I don't think
you want me to write that.
333
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,692
That means you want him
to touch your...
334
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,028
Type-y type-y.
335
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,232
Ew.That's my mother.
336
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,200
Osvaldo's no choirboy,
either.
337
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,502
Honey, you know this is all
an Internet scam, right?
338
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,505
This sex machine Osvaldo --
he isn't real.
339
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,974
Yeah, he was just
stringing my mom along
340
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,208
so she'd send him money.
341
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,910
But he gave it back.
342
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,411
I saw the check.
He sent it with our gifts.
343
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,647
Osvaldo is real?
344
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,715
**
345
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,353
Z and Sicily,
in the place to be.
346
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,421
That was a freestyle.
347
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,924
Evan's just getting ready,
but you're welcome to join me.
348
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,526
Sure.
What'cha watchin', E-man?
349
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,563
Uh, this is a commercial
for tomatoes.
350
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,697
Dope.
351
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,834
But "Yo! MTV Raps"
is what's on.
352
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,503
Oh. Maybe we can
catch Wu-Tang!
353
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,704
Evan:
[ Clears throat ]
354
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,874
Who's all ready to bird?
355
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,108
What are you wearing?
356
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,543
[ Creaking ]
357
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,780
Oh. These?
358
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,548
My birding jeans.
359
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,751
Or my B.J.s.
360
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,388
I've never seen you
wear jeans.
361
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,123
These are
carpenter cut.
362
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,794
Got a loop here --
for my...hammer.
363
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,560
You don't have a hammer.
364
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,696
[ Both laugh ]
365
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,198
If you wanted
fashion advice,
366
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,766
should've just come
to your big bro.
367
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,802
Well, the saleswoman,
Gita,
368
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,770
says these are the style
right now.
369
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,944
**
370
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,478
Little stiff.
371
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,447
Just needs a bit of breaking in,
a wash or two.
372
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,448
Ready?
373
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,583
Hey, Eddie,
you should come with us.
374
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,952
It'll be fun.
375
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,121
We could listen to one of
your mixes on the way there.
376
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,923
I just finished a sick one
for Taiwan.
377
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,224
It's gonna
blow your minds.
378
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,326
You're coming?
Bird watching?
379
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,661
Yeah. Why not?
I'm great at I Spy.
380
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:42,996
I spy...
381
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,065
the top button
of your jeans popping.
382
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,800
[ Laughter ]
Don't you have better things to do?
383
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,336
Like sitting, eating,
more sitting?
384
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,571
You mean like
the things that kings do?
385
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,440
Let's bird.
386
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,577
**
387
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,645
[ Sighs ]
388
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:03,183
**
389
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,685
No sign
of a snail kite yet.
390
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,120
No,
but I finished
391
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,589
the black-whiskered vireo
I've been watching.
392
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,459
Oh, "bird"? I thought
we were nerd watching.
393
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,693
I've been drawing Zack.
394
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:17,530
**
395
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,765
[ Laughs ]
396
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,567
I love it
when you bust my yams, E.
397
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,803
Can you guys quiet down
the love-fest over there?
398
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,973
We don't want to scare
the red-legged snail kite.
399
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,374
Did you ever notice
that every bird's
400
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,708
just a body part
and a color?
401
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,878
"There's
a purple-butt flapper."
402
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,712
[ Laughs ]
Um, "The rainbow-nut pheasant."
403
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,546
[ Sicily and Zack laugh ]
404
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,348
That's enough!
405
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,349
[ Sketch pad thuds ]
406
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,550
The red-faced lil' bro.
407
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,785
You know
what you call a bird
408
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,287
that hangs out with birds
three years its junior?
409
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,354
A loser!
410
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,690
Oh, you don't like
that bird?
411
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,492
Well, I got two more for you
right here!
412
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,627
[ Shouting ]
Yeeaaaaah!
413
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,696
[ Wings flapping,
birds chirping ]
414
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,972
I'm a loser?
If you have to ask "Who's the loser?",
415
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,541
it usually means
it's you.
416
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,410
Coming from bird boy,
that's rich.
417
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,913
You're always trying to give me
"hot tips" on how to be cool.
418
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,247
Well,
here's one for you --
419
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,182
instead of stealing
your little brother's friends,
420
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,984
find some your own age.
421
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,585
[ Scoffs ]
422
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,854
Well, I'm sorry for wanting
to hang out with you.
423
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,656
And FYI,
those are women's jeans.
424
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,325
No, they're Jordans!
425
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,359
Jordache.
426
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:23,330
**
427
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,431
I got it!
428
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,366
So, we may have ruined
429
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,335
my mom's shot at love
with her pen pal,
430
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,669
but she's never
seen this guy, right?
431
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,904
Not with her eyes.
432
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,273
But the way he describes
his body in these e-mails...
433
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,208
[ Inhales deeply ]
The man can paint a picture.
434
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,377
Okay, hear me out.
435
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,712
We hire someone
to act as Osvaldo
436
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,448
and sweetly
break up with her.
437
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,416
There's a bagger
at the Piggly Wiggly from El Salvador.
438
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,585
No, we have to tell her
the truth, like I wanted to
439
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,786
from the beginn--
Tell who the truth?
440
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,857
Louis...
[ Sighs ]
441
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,126
I need to talk the talk
if I'm gonna walk the walk.
442
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,294
I don't think
this is a good idea.
443
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,063
It's time.
Brutal honesty.
444
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:56,796
Emery.
445
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,131
Please don't do this.
446
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,232
You see, we thought
447
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,134
Grandma's friend
in South America was --
448
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,136
Was a scam. I know.
449
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,904
I wasn't really
gonna give her my money.
450
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:05,973
Then why did you say
you were?
451
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,074
Dad told me to.
452
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,111
Well, what about
finding your passion?
453
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,545
That part was true.
I did.
454
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,713
But it's not
helping people.
455
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,814
It's acting!
456
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,084
You totally believed me.
457
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,552
[ Scoffs ]
458
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,721
You turned our son
into an actor!
459
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,224
Flight attendant feels like
an attorney compared to this!
460
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,159
I was just trying
to protect my mom.
461
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,594
Well, who's gonna
protect you?
462
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,396
I can't believe
you scammed me!
463
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,999
Well, people who are gullible
enough to fall for scams
464
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,166
deserve what they get.
465
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,401
That's how they learn.
466
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,069
Well, nice scam, Louis.
467
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,570
You didn't even
take my money.
468
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,638
Amateur.
469
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,141
**
470
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,145
[ Rap music plays on TV ]
471
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,846
Hey, Eddie.
Mind if I watch, too?
472
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,415
[ Sighs ]
473
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,450
Just take my spot.
I'm gonna go pack for the trip.
474
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,319
Hey, in a few days,
475
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,254
you'll get a nice break
from your loser brother.
476
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,990
[ Music continues ]
477
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,693
Whoa.
478
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,495
Eddie never yields
his spot on the couch
479
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,496
when his show's on.
480
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,464
He's mad at me.
481
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,832
I messed up,
482
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,700
and I don't know
how to get through to him.
483
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,170
This sucks.
484
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,472
[ TLC's "Waterfalls" plays ]
485
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,842
What song is this?
486
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,010
It's nice.
487
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,611
I kinda like it.
488
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:26,819
**
489
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:31,124
* Don't go chasing waterfalls *
490
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,494
* Please stick to
the rivers and the lakes *
491
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,829
* That you're used to *
492
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,699
* I know that you're gonna
have it your way *
493
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,335
* Or nothing at all *
494
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,072
* But I think
you're moving too fast *
495
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,307
**
496
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,042
Come on!
497
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,078
[ Rapping ]
* I seen a rainbow yesterday *
498
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,879
* But too many storms
have come and gone *
499
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,215
* Leaving a trace
of not one God-given ray *
500
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,217
* Is it because my life
is 10 shades of gray? *
501
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,685
* I pray
all 10 fade away *
502
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,553
* Seldom praise Him
for the sunny days *
503
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,323
* And like His promise is true,
only my faith can undo *
504
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,526
* The many chances I blew
to bring my life to anew *
505
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,860
* Clear and blue
and unconditional skies *
506
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,829
* Have dried the tears
from my eyes *
507
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,198
* No more lonely cries *
508
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,599
I know how
to get through to him.
509
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,833
I get Eddie!
510
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,034
* ...waterfalls *
511
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,407
**
512
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,210
I, uh, thought
I'd make a big dinner
513
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,911
to try and make up
for everything.
514
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,279
How do I know
that's true?
515
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,780
Maybe you cooked it
to eat all yourself.
516
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,616
It's a 20-pound turkey.
517
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,018
Is it? Or are you trying
to scam me with a giant chicken?
518
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,686
Where's Evan?
He knows birds.
519
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,622
There you go again --
using one of our sons
520
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,524
to help you
spin your lies.
521
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,093
I'll admit, if I had
been honest with my mom from the beginning --
522
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,529
Emery wouldn't want
to be an actor.
523
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,797
Well, that, and I wouldn't
have hurt you --
524
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,066
or ruined her relationship
with Osvaldo.
525
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,435
You did what?
526
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,869
[ Sighs ]
527
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,572
Ma, we thought he was
scamming you for your money.
528
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:56,143
I was scamming him
for free alpaca gear.
529
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,778
I already
flipped his gift
530
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,648
for three times
of what I sent him.
531
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,650
What? [ Scoffs ]
532
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,119
But I thought you said
Osvaldo made you feel so alive.
533
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,387
Yeah.
534
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,089
Tricking morons
is a rush.
535
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,925
I've got
a bunch of scams going.
536
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,827
That's why I love Florida.
537
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,896
So many old idiots.
538
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,266
[ Chuckles ]
539
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:23,236
**
540
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,238
Maybe you Huangs aren't
so gullible after all.
541
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,906
That's right. We're crafty.
[ Chuckles ]
542
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,175
Now let's eat.
543
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,442
I can pig out
as much as I want
544
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,345
since I bought this
Digestion Accelerator Band.
545
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,013
The arrows let you know
it's facing the right direction.
546
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,983
* Poppa and Puff *
547
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,918
* Close like Starsky and Hutch,
stick the clutch *
548
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,919
* Dare I squeeze three... *
549
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,854
Why are you
listening to this?
550
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,955
[ Click, music stops ]
551
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,324
I'm using it
to get you in here.
552
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,325
Like a bird call.
553
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,293
An Eddie call.
554
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,527
You mean like
a mating call?
555
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,262
Ew! Come on!
556
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,298
I'm trying to tell you
I finally understand
557
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,032
why you like
these music videos.
558
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,034
I watched "Waterfalls,"
and it spoke to me.
559
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,636
I totally
related to it --
560
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,871
how we should be comfortable
with who we are
561
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,307
and not chase
something we're not.
562
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,708
That song's about HIV.
563
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,710
Oh.
Yeah.
564
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,313
Well, I'm sorry
I called you a loser.
565
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,114
I wish I could be
like you --
566
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,383
fun, relaxed,
instantly likeable.
567
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,118
But I can't.
568
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,886
You can be smart
when you choose to,
569
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,322
but I can never be cool.
570
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,823
Doesn't work that way.
571
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,992
I thought that, too.
572
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,161
But...after hanging out
with you,
573
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,896
I realized
you're already cool.
574
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:24,997
I am?
575
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,233
Yeah!
576
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,400
Anybody
with enough swagger
577
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,469
to convince their friends
to go bird watching
578
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,870
is doing just fine.
579
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,839
Please. I can't
take the credit.
580
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,474
The birds are
the real draw.
581
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,476
And, hey, I wasn't trying
to hog your friends.
582
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,978
I just wanted to spend time
with you before I leave.
583
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,547
You're only going
for a few weeks.
584
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,749
I mean leave leave --
like, to college.
585
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,152
For a year,
and then on to the NBA,
586
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,588
and then to run
my own pizza empire.
587
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,522
Pizza?
588
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,424
Yeah. Hot dogs
have too much baggage.
589
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,026
You know, with the whole
made-out-of-pig-butts stuff.
590
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,362
How did we get here?
591
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,697
Anyway,
you don't need my help.
592
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,599
You'll be just fine
when I'm gone.
593
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,600
Thanks, Eddie.
594
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,771
Told ya you could be smart
when you want to.
595
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,939
Maybe I'm not the only
Bibliosapien in the family.
596
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,276
Half-man/half-book.
597
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,945
Wait.
Which half of me is book?
598
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,947
I-I still have my, uh...
599
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,288
[ Bass thumping ]
The woofer's rattling my chest!
600
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,223
Hell yeah, it is!
601
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,694
Eddie, what have you done
to our van?
602
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,096
If your music breaks the car,
you're buying us a new one.
603
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,131
Come on, guys.
Give it a chance.
604
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,703
[ The Beastie Boys'
"So What'cha Want" plays ]
605
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,472
**
606
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,074
[ Rapping ]
* Well, just plug me in just like I was Eddie Harris *
607
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,543
* You're eatin'
crazy cheese *
608
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,211
* Like you would think
I'm from Paris *
609
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,114
* You know I get fly,
you think I get high *
610
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,783
* You know that I'm gone,
and I'm-a tell you all why *
611
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,819
[ Rapping ] * So, tell me,
who are you dissin'? *
612
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,554
* Maybe I'm missin' *
613
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,290
* The reason that you're smilin'
or wilin', so listen *
614
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,892
* In my head, I just
wanna take 'em down *
615
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,562
* Imagination set loose,
and I'm gonna shake 'em down *
616
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,931
[ Rapping ] * Let it flow
like a mudslide *
617
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,634
* When I get on,
I like to ride and glide *
618
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,269
* I've got depth of perception
in my text, y'all *
619
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:13,306
* I get props at my mention
'cause I vex, y'all *
620
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,507
* So what'cha, what'cha,
what'cha want? *
621
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,675
* What'cha want? *
622
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,243
* I get so funny
with my money *
623
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,911
* That you flaunt *
* You flaunt *
624
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,648
* I said, "Where'd you get
your information from, huh?" *
625
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,417
* You think that you can front
when revelation comes? *
626
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,753
* Yeah, you can't -- *
627
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,120
Think that's a good idea.
628
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,489
Hmm.
629
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,124
**
630
00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:36,724
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