All language subtitles for Fam s01e09 Ocean View.eng

Shannon, what are you doing?

There's, like, 20 Goldfish
behind the couch.

I know. I'm so bad at this.

Pick up the Goldfish
and go get ready.

We're going to Nick's parents'
for dinner.

Yeah, you mind if I pass?

I read this warning on
the Internet of the dangers

of kids getting high on nutmeg,
and I want to try it.

You're going.

Walt needs our feedback.

He's auditioning for a new play
about an out of control cop

with no morals.

Luckily, our dad is one.

Yeah, people
without morals suck.

Hey, baby.
Hey, sweetie.

So, what has two thumbs
and is taking you

on a romantic getaway
Saturday night?

[laughs]

A-this guy.

Really?
[gasps]

What has two arms

and is about to give you
the biggest hug ever?

A-this girl.

Hey, guys? What has two legs and
wants to jump out the window?

A-this girl.

This hotel is great.

Olympic-size pool,
private beach,

four-star restaurant featuring
the tallest seafood tower

on the Eastern Seaboard.

How tall is it?
Okay.

Imagine the tallest
seafood tower

you've ever seen
on the Eastern Seaboard.

Okay.

A little taller than that.

Oh, I can't believe this.
What's the occasion?

Let me guess.
To get away from me.

[laughs]
Get away from you?

A hundred percent.Uh-huh.

Yeah, well, it doesn't matter
why you're going.

You're going,

which means I finally get
to have this place to myself.

[both laugh]

Isn't it funny when the animals
think that they run the zoo?

I'll ask my parents
to watch her.

That's insane.
It's only one night.

I can be here alone.

The Purge is only one night.

And a lot of people end up dead
at the end.

♪

All right, listen up,
you maggots.

Every day you push me
a little farther.

Push, push, push.

But one day you're gonna
push too far.

And then? Boom!

I go off,

and every maggot in a ten-block
radius goes with me.

So what'd you think, girls?

It was like my dad
was in the room.

I'm literally traumatized.

Oh, I can't tell you
how happy that makes me feel.

It'll even be better

with the full uniform on.
What did you think, Shannon?

I thought it was really good.
Just, if I had one thought,

it's that my dad
never actually gets loud

like that when he's angry.
He gets kind of quiet.

Thank you, Shannon.

I appreciate
the constructive criticism.

Now, if I could just
offer a thought

on your weird, giant overalls...

Walt.

He is not the best
at taking criticism.

WALT:
She's right.

[chuckles]
I'm sorry.

I-I shouldn't have made fun
of your clothes.

I mean, maybe you're baling hay
somewhere later, I don't know.

Hey, Mom, Dad, uh,
we have a favor to ask.

I'm taking Clem away
this weekend,

and we were wondering
if you minded watching Shannon.

Uh, no. I told you,
I can watch myself.

Dad once left me alone
an entire weekend.

There was a whole article
about it in the news.

"Three-year-old calls 911."

We would be happy
to watch her for you.

But I think Shannon
deserves a chance.

I mean, this young lady
is in the process

of blooming,
and you need

to water her with trust.

Yeah!

I don't know.

Oh, come on, Clem.
If I wasn't responsible,

would I have spent
the whole last summer

cleaning up the park?

That was court-mandated.

She's 16 years old, guys.
She deserves a shot.

Thank you, Rose.

You're welcome, bubelah.

What do you think, Nick?

I mean,
maybe my mom has a point.

Besides,
what's she gonna get into?

Even bigger overalls?

I'm done.

[chuckles]
Nick, this place is amazing.

And you know what
the best part is?

See that girl over there?

Not Shannon. That bellboy?

Not Shannon.
The woman who checked us in

whose name was Shannon?
Not Shannon.

It's just us.Mm-hmm.

[Nick and Clem chuckle]

No way. Nick?

Hey!

This is crazy.
It's been forever.

[chuckles]:
Like a year.

Hi, I'm Clem.

Hi. Kristen.

Oh, you're
Nick's ex-girlfriend.

That's right. And this is

my current fiancée Clem.

"Current"?

[scoffs] No. No.

I mean, my current
and future fiancée.

I mean, until, you know,
we get married.

Then she'll be
my current wife.

Have y'all heard about
the seafood tower?

There's a place in Chicago
that has a taller one. Hi.

I'm Charlie.This is my boyfriend.

The law firm he works for just
transferred him from Chicago.

Largest noncoastal city
in the U.S.

You're really proud of
Chicago, aren't you?

So, it looks like you two
were on your way out of here.

Shame we missed you.

[groans] Bummed!

No, we actually
just checked in.

Oh, us, too. Looks like
we'll be here together.

Oh, which is awesome.

You know what? We should all go
to dinner or something tomorrow.

Oh, sounds terrific, but we're
only staying for the night.

[chuckles]:
Damn, damn, damn!

Well, then, how about
we do it tonight?

Tonight? I don't think we'd...We'd love to.

...be able to say no.

I think the nutmeg wore off.

Don't think it ever wore on.

Yeah, I know.

And now my head smells
like Christmas.

[exhales] Well, we
got to do something.

I mean, this place is sick.

We should get the old squad
over and have a rager.Yeah.

I'm not really feeling
like raging.

Maybe something
on the more mellow side,

like steal a bunch
of shopping carts,

push 'em into the river.

Nah. Did that last night.

Why don't you want to
have a party? I mean,

what, now that you're
living in Fancy Town,

you think you're
better than all of us?What?

No.

I do not think that I'm
better than you guys.

And I don't even think
you guys are all that good.

Well, the Shannon I knew
would throw a party.

It's exactly what everyone said
would happen. You've changed.

Changed? Excuse me,
I have not changed.

In fact, according to
my guidance counselor,

I am getting worse.

Then prove it.

You know what? Fine.

Let's do this. Text everybody

and tell them it's on.[chuckles] There's my girl.

I'm-a go get some beer.What's with the cookies?

Homeless guy who buys me beer
loves them.

I cannot believe
you said yes

to having dinner with
my ex-girlfriend.

What else was
I supposed to say?

Oh, uh, what's that word again?

Ah! I remember. "No."

Look, if you're worried
about me, don't be.

I'm totally cool
and okay with this.Yeah.

But I'mnot cool and okay.

I'm uncool and un-okay.

Disokay.

Nokay.

Relax. It's gonna be fun.

I've never met any of your exes.

I mean,
there's only five of them.

They're like white rhinos.

Fine.

If I'm gonna relax,
I'm gonna pregame.

I'm drinking
this whole bottle of wine.

Don't you try to stop me.

How do I look?

You look amazing.

Good, 'cause I got to bring
my "A" game.

You never mentioned
that Kristen was so pretty.Okay.

And in what situation
would that have come up?

"Oh, hey, Clem, I ever tell
you that my ex is super hot?"

Okay, I said "pretty."

You're right. This
gonna be so fun.

♪ Let's go,
come get a sneak peek ♪

♪ Can't touch me like...

[all cheer]

Wow, you're really good
at beer pong.

Yeah, my dad taught me how
to play when I was 13.

We used Kool-Aid.
Winner got a beer.Ah!

Nice!

Hey, Shannon.

Evan.

What are you doing here?

It sounded like you were
having a party,

so I thought I'd do
the old neighbor pop-in.

Pop!

Okay, fine, you can stay.
Under one condition.

You promise me you'll
never tell Nick and Clem

that I had a party.

Wait.

You're not supposed
to be having a party?

Well, they kind of made me swear

that I wouldn't, so it's
a little bit of a gray area.

Wow. I could never do that.

I'd feel way too guilty.

What do I have
to feel guilty about?

Well, they took you
into their home and trusted you.

And now you're
betraying them,

like Judas.

A sexy Judas.

Am I Judas?

Dude, this party's so fun.
Aren't you glad you did this?

Well, I don't feel guilty,

if that's what
you're insinuating, Janelle.

So sexy.

So, how did you guys meet?

Well, my firm was hired to sue
the company Kristen works for,

and after a borderline
unprofessional deposition,

she asked me to dinner,
and the rest is history.

Wow, that sounds...
borderline unethical.

Oh, it totally was.

But we've now been dating
for eight months.

CHARLIE: We're thinking
about moving in together,

but someone's
dragging her feet.

It's Kristen.

KRISTEN:
Sorry,

but it didn't go so well

the last time
I lived with someone.

Right, Nick?

Oh. You guys...

lived together?

Uh... yeah,
but, you know, it was...

[exhales]
it was not that long.

Uh, six months is
a pretty long time,

especially when you're sleeping
next to a pillow hog.

Right, Clem?

[laughs]

In the same place
that we live in now?

Yeah. I'm sure
I mentioned that, right?

[chuckles]:
I mean... you must have,

because if you didn't,
that definitely would be...

nokay.

♪

Okay, people, hi.

Quick announcement:

if you're gonna throw up,
please do it in the bathroom

and not behind the piano...

Elizabeth.

Hey, Brian, hi.
How are you?

Have you ever heard
of a coaster?

Great. Use one.

[ringtone plays]

Hello.

Hey, sweetie. It's Rose.

Rose, hey!

Uh... what's going on?

What's all that noise?

Nothing. It's just
this-this movie I'm watching

about crowds and...

what it's like to be in one.

If you just give me one second,

I'm gonna put you
on a brief hold,

and I'll get
right back to you. Okay.

So, hey, Rose. What's up?

Just checking,
making sure you're okay.

You know, considering Walt and I
went out on a limb for you.

Yeah, you did,
and I-I really appreciated it.

Oh, yeah, everything's great.

Oh!

What was that?

Nothing.
Just the neighbor's cat

came through the window.

Get out of here,
you pervert cat!

Well, I'm so happy
that they trusted you.

You should be proud
of yourself.

Yeah.

I really am.

Thanks for calling.

Bye.

Bye.

So, she having a party?

Majorparty.

Sounds like Studio 55
over there.

Don't you mean 54?

No. Bigger, baby.

♪

I got to be honest, I
thought that seafood tower

was gonna be a
little bit taller.

[chuckles]:
I mean, come on, chef,

add some prawns,
you know what I mean?

Right, Clem?

Right?

Please say something.

I can't believe
that you and Kristen

lived together in our apartment.

And for six months!

Come on, babe,
that's not a long time.

Especially when you consider one
of those months was February.

How could you
not tell me about this?

I'm sorry. I really am.

But in my defense,
when we first started dating,

you made a rule that we
don't talk about our pasts.

Yes, because I didn't want
to talk about mypast.

It never occurred to me
that youhad a past.

Well, of course I do.

I mean, I had a life
before you, Clem.

A sheltered, you know,
often sexually frustrated one,

but, yes, a past.

So, wait, is our bed
the same bed

that you and Kristen slept in?

No, no, no.
She took the bed.

Our bed is new. I mean...
it's not, like, totallynew.

It was in my parents'
guest room,

so some cousins got busy on it,
but that's family.

What about the couch
that we sit on every night...

and watch TV and snuggle on?

Did you get busy on that, too?

I mean, it isScotchgarded.

I feel like I need
to take a shower.

Well, baby, you know,
there's two showerheads in there

if you want...I need 'em both!

[sighs]

What is this?

It's like the tiny wine bottle,
but it's full of shampoo?

The only other place
that I've seen tiny bottles

of Le Labo shampoo is under
the bathroom sink at home.

Have you stayed here before?

Uh...

not in thisroom.

Have you stayed here
with Kristen before?

Not in thisroom.

Oh, my God, you're unbelievable.

It's just a stupid hotel.
It's not like this was

a special place
for me and Kristen.

Yeah, well, maybe
I thought it was

a special place
for me and you.Come on, Clem.

And now I find out that
you've been here with her?

And about the apartment?
I mean...

I-I'm sorry, I just, I guess...

this isn't the night
that I was hoping for.

So what are you saying?

What has two thumbs
and wants to go home?

E.T.?

I'll just go pack my bag.

♪

Are you still mad at me?
Y-You barely said anything

the whole way home.Mad at you?

[chuckles]
No.

Really? Because when
we were listening

to that true
crime podcast,

it seemed like you
were rooting

for the lady who
murdered her husband.

I wasn't rooting for her.

I just thought she brought up
some valid points.

[music playing in distance]

Where's that music coming from?

Oh. Cool.
Are you the weed delivery guy?

No.

Are youthe weed delivery guy?

♪ Let's get it on...

What the hell?

Oh, God.

Shannon!

I will explain everything
in the other room.

Okay? Come on, come on.

Hey, we get a free lighter
with our order, right?

I am not the weed
delivery guy!

What the hell
were you thinking, Shannon?

You promised us
we could trust you.

And you promised me you'd be
out of town for 24 hours,

so, yes, mistakes were made
all around.

Well, I hope you had fun,

because we are never
trusting you again.

That's the thing,
I didn't have fun.

Well, at first I did.
Beer pong champion.

[chuckles]

I mean...

ginger ale pong champion.

But then I started feeling
terrible about myself.

Because you knew you weren't
supposed to be doing this.

Right. I screwed up.
But usually I don't realize that

until you guys come home
and rip me a new one.

But this time...
dude, I'm way ahead of you.

I ripped myselfa new one.

I mean, it's not the most
eloquent way to put it...

My point is,
this is real progress.

Now...

am I a hero?

That's not for me to say.

But did I go
on a hero's journey?

I feel like yes.

Look, Shannon,

it's great to see you
recognizing your own mistakes,

but that doesn't get you off
the hook for what you've done.

I know. I was being dumb.

I was just so concerned about
what my friends thought of me.

But then I realized I care more
about what you guys think.

Anyways, I'm genuinely sorry

about messing up
your place, Nick.

You don't get it, Shannon.

It's... it's not only myplace.

You live here
just as much

as I do,
just as much as Clem does.

We're a family.

And you have
to respect

this place.

Not because it's mine.

Because it's all of ours.

Yo! The cops are here!

Cops?

WALT: All right,
listen up, you maggots!

Every day...

you punks push me
a little farther.

Push, push,

push.

And one day
you're gonna push too far,

and then...

boom...

I go off, and every maggot
in a ten-block radius

goes down with me. Boom!

[screaming, gasping]

Dude... that was killer.

Well, I, uh, played it quiet,

like you suggested,

and, uh, guess what.

I got the part!

No!Yeah!

Congrats, Dad.

Uh, what are
you doing here?

Hey, uh, Nick and Clem,
I didn't realize you were back.

Well, your mom figured
that Shannon was having a party,

and I figured that this would be
the funnest way to break it up.

If you guys knew Shannon
was having a party,

why didn't you call us?

NICK:
I bet it was

so he could clean everything
up before we came back home.

Right, Dad? So you and Mom
wouldn't have to admit

that you were wrong
about trusting Shannon.

Okay, I do not appreciate
that accusation.

Okay, y'all, let's get
this place cleaned up...

Damn!

♪

You know, it looks like a
fraternity exploded in here,

and yet Kristen's couch
is miraculously unscathed.

You know what?
Why don't you and I

go pick out
a new couch together?

No. The couch stays.

This feels like a trap.

It's not a trap.

It just hurt to find
out that this place,

which I always
thought was ours,

used to be yours
with someone else.

But what you said
to Shannon,

it really made
this place feel...

like home.

So the couch stays.

I don't understand.

From now on, it will be
a symbol of our ability

to move past problems.

I love that.

But I'm still a little on guard
about that trap.

Full disclosure,

since I'm all mature now
and whatnot:

some beer spilt on the couch.

Okay. Thank you for
being honest with us.

Even fuller disclosure:

the beer used to be
in Elizabeth's stomach.

Good thing
I Scotchgarded it, right?

Ew!Oh, yuck!

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