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Okay. 13 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,252 [takes deep breath] 14 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,821 [indistinct chatter] 15 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,521 Man, leave it to Rebecca 16 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,610 to make a big production out of everything. 17 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,090 Whatever. 18 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,875 I'm just glad I don't have to spend Valentine's Day 19 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:51,181 with my wife. 20 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,618 I think it's exciting and romantic. 21 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:55,316 I love a big reveal. 22 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,187 Like, check this out. 23 00:00:58,232 --> 00:00:59,885 Ah. Oh, solid. 24 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,539 I thought there were sleeves there. 25 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:06,066 Okay, this is real, this is real. 26 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,328 [shudders]: Ah... 27 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,112 my heart is beating so quickly. 28 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,201 Okay, listen, you can do this. 29 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:13,029 I will be right here, 30 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,119 and if you get nervous, you look at me. Okay? 31 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,381 Okay. 32 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:18,643 And hey, 33 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:20,254 enjoy this moment. 34 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:23,170 It took a long time to get here. 35 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:24,736 [chuckles] Yeah. 36 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,390 [takes deep breath] 37 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:27,522 Yeah, it did. 38 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,089 [whooshing] 39 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,569 Ooh, thank you so much for seeing me on such short notice 40 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:33,005 and first thing in the morning. 41 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,834 I keep my Valentine's Days open for walk-ins. 42 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,836 Bigtrigger day. 43 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,143 Yeah, so, I'm in a bit of a panic, Dr. Akopes. 44 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,189 Uh, I went on three dates with three guys, 45 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:45,017 and I have no clarity on the situation. 46 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:47,150 It's killing me. I'm not eating, 47 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,500 I'm not sleeping, and those are usually my two best events. 48 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:52,329 I just, I have to pick a guy by the end of Valentine's Day, 49 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:53,939 and, uh, that's today. 50 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:56,072 Okay, Rebecca, I hear you... 51 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,683 and I think I have the answer. 52 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:00,207 An answer? 53 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,425 Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,774 Oh, thank God. You usually want me 55 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,124 to figure things out on my own, 56 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,777 which I think is such a waste of money. 57 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,127 Not today. 58 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,478 Today I have a wonderful treatment for you. 59 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:13,611 A treatment? 60 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:16,223 Is it another pill?Nope. 61 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:19,487 I'm gonna show you your future. 62 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:24,274 Oh, you're not Dr. Akopian.Mm-mmm. 63 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,841 You're the Dream Ghost.Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,408 I'm asleep right now.Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,149 This morning you decided 66 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,759 to try one of Josh's green juices 67 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:33,457 and had to run to the bathroom, fell asleep on the toilet. 68 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,067 That's where you are right now. 69 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:37,853 [chuckles] Yeah, that sounds like me. 70 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:40,160 I can show you anything you want. 71 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,858 What would you like to see? 72 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,862 Who I should choose. 73 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:49,169 Show me that. 74 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,172 [tarantella music playing] 75 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,960 Huh. 76 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:19,242 Oh, my God. 77 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,896 It's Greg. 78 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:24,160 Of course I should choose Greg. 79 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,164 Ugh, we're so happy. Look at us. 80 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,079 [giggles] 81 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:41,743 Wait, what's wrong? What's that empty and sad look on my face? 82 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:48,053 Do I not love Greg? Does he not make me happy? 83 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:51,361 O-Okay, who should I choose, then? 84 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,885 Oh. 85 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,670 Nathaniel. 86 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,193 I see what you're doing. 87 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,716 Yep, I should be with Nathaniel. 88 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,545 Show me the future with Nathaniel, please. 89 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:02,894 Of course. 90 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:05,506 Yeah. Yeah. 91 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:08,335 NATHANIEL: Oh, my gosh... 92 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,945 Oh, my God.NATHANIEL: Yeah, what is that? 93 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,642 REBECCA: Okay.NATHANIEL: I definitely want this. 94 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:14,123 Look what I found.Oh, is that... 95 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:17,213 It's Baby Ruth Gator Ginsberg!Where did you get this? 96 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,562 REBECCA: I got it at this random store... 97 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,390 Yes. 98 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,262 Oh, my gosh, look at that.I mean, look at it. 99 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,699 It's Nathaniel. 100 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,222 I should choose Nathaniel. 101 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,397 Of course. 102 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:32,228 And we look so happy. 103 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,754 I love you. 104 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,801 [door closes] 105 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:44,849 Oh, no. 106 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:47,591 No, no, no, no. There's, there's that-that look again. 107 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,289 That sad, empty look. 108 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,682 So-- okay, 109 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,597 does this mean it's Josh? 110 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:54,816 Who knows? 111 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,861 You're so vague. 112 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,037 Am I? 113 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,649 [groans] 114 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,827 [indistinct chatter] 115 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,046 Oh. 116 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,180 That is very... 117 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,098 All right, I mean, I guess you guys, 118 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,491 you guys ate a lot of your waffles... 119 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,885 Which is very good, funny...JOSH: Babe, they're both delicious. 120 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,060 Yep. 121 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,324 It's Josh. Yeah. 122 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,325 This is happiness. 123 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,587 REBECCA: Did you fill out 124 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,110 the form for the Sacramento trip? 125 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,329 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 126 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,808 Why didn't we just start with this one? 127 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,333 It's great. 128 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,160 It's gonna be so fun. It's gonna be so fun. 129 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,424 JOSH: Here we go. Come on. 130 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:38,990 All right, honey, I'll see you later-- oh...Anyone want their... 131 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,470 Walk, walk, walk...No dinosaur, okay. 132 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,515 Bye, bye, bye. 133 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,168 See you. 134 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:44,866 [door closes] 135 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,484 What? 136 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,399 No, no, no, no-- 137 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,880 there's that look again. 138 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,404 Okay. 139 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:05,626 So, clearly, I'm not happy in any of these futures. 140 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,279 Why? 141 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,194 I don't know. 142 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:10,674 Do you know? 143 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,197 [laughs]: Okay. You're useless. 144 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:15,200 All right, I'm just gonna figure this out myself. Hey. 145 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,594 Hey! Hello, hi. 146 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:18,943 Hey, what's wrong? 147 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,858 What's wrong? What's wrong with Josh? 148 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,252 Why don't you love him? 149 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,819 Why aren't you happy? 150 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,779 Ugh, I need answers. 151 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:31,129 Just-- come on. 152 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,610 Just-- For a spirit, you are slow. 153 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,094 Okay. What's the problem? 154 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,531 Is Nathaniel cheating on you? 155 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,533 Uh-- me? Us? 156 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:44,926 Huh? 157 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,754 Damn it, I need answers. 158 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:49,017 [exhales] 159 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:52,847 Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 160 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,416 Tell me. 161 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:57,808 Huh? 162 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,680 Tell me why you're so sad. 163 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,073 Why aren't you happy with Greg? 164 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,945 Huh? I mean, what's wrong with him? 165 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,602 There's nothing wrong with Greg. 166 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:11,735 Or Nathaniel or Josh. 167 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,737 They're all wonderful. 168 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:16,436 Okay, then why am I not happy, with any of them? 169 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,089 Don't-don't I love them? 170 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,874 You do love them. 171 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,223 The problem is, 172 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:24,531 you don't know who you are. 173 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,054 [grunts] 174 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,404 [panting] 175 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,537 No, that's not true. 176 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,060 [scoffs] 177 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,062 Stupid Dream Ghost. 178 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,716 [grunts] 179 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,762 [scoffs] What a dumb dream. 180 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,984 Oh, I'm not done. I'm gonna be here a while. 181 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:46,335 [strains]: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 182 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:57,477 Hi. Hi, hi, how are you?Mm, hey. 183 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,653 Okay. I got your text. 184 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,829 What's wrong? I got here as fast as I could. 185 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,222 Nothing's wrong. I'm really excited. 186 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:07,269 Look, I read online that there are these new expungement rules, 187 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,053 and I checked, and my shoplifting charges 188 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:11,055 are eligible to be stricken from my record. 189 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,709 Oh, wow, oh, that's great news. 190 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:15,712 Yeah, it could change my life. I wouldn't be a felon anymore, 191 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:16,974 no more parole. Mm-hmm. 192 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,933 So I just need you to help me file the casework 193 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,108 and we can get the process started, 194 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,632 you know?I'm so sorry, I can't. 195 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:25,461 This new job that I have, I'm exclusive to my firm, 196 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,594 and I checked my contract and I just, I can't 197 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:30,118 do any outside cases anymore. I'm so sorry. 198 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,947 But I've already talked to Nathaniel, Sunil and Rebecca 199 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,297 about taking over all of my cases. 200 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,559 But you know my case. 201 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,126 And you care more than anyone. 202 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,519 [sighs]: I know. 203 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,739 But, hey, look, 204 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,567 I get it. We're friends. I'm happy for you. 205 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,743 You love that job. 206 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,571 I'll work with someone else. 207 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:52,096 I am so sorry, Hanifa. 208 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,489 [sighs] 209 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,535 Damn it. 210 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,147 [sighs] 211 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,239 So, did you hear from Rebecca? 212 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,633 If I had heard from Rebecca, would I be here talking to you? 213 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,765 Uh, probably. Yeah. You're a bit needy. 214 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,071 She said she was supposed to let me know 215 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,420 by the end of the day, so... 216 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:12,421 What does that mean? 217 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,770 Is she gonna call? Text? 218 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,642 Send a rose over here in per-- I-I'm unsure 219 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,252 about the mechanics of this thing. 220 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,080 Which is a bit annoying. 221 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,430 You helped set up this whole three date thing 222 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,780 and you don't know how Rebecca was supposed to respond? 223 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,434 Eh, that's not the fun part. 224 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,784 HECTOR: Wow. Having a beer 225 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,264 at 10:00 a.m. 226 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,048 Unlike you. 227 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:34,486 Waiting for Rebecca to decide, it's just killing me, man. 228 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,314 Yeah, I wonder how she'll tell you. 229 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:39,056 She's kind of dramatic. She might just call you all together 230 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,319 and pop out of a giant cheesecake. 231 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,148 Are those cheesecakes they jump out of? 232 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,759 [chuckles]: Well, whatever she decides, 233 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,239 she'll do it in a great way, because she's the woman I love 234 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:51,112 and she's great. 235 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:52,330 Oh... Oh, dear. 236 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:55,159 [laughs]: I just want to be in love. 237 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:57,858 Get married, have babies. I'm ready now. 238 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:01,165 She has to pick me. 239 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,515 Oh, God, I'm so cold. 240 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,822 Hold me. Okay, 241 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,781 I-I will not hold you. 242 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:11,088 But I do have an extra fleece in my car. 243 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,655 Thank you. Yeah. 244 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,483 NATHANIEL: I've been trying to distract myself 245 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,311 from thinking about Rebecca and her decision with my work, 246 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:19,967 but half-assing cases at a nothing firm 247 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,012 is just not doing it for me anymore. 248 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,756 I'm sorry, should I not say that to you guys? 249 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,931 It's fine. 250 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,672 Daddy and Papa understand. 251 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,806 Sir? I just need a signature on this file. 252 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,721 But while my bosses are here, I did want to ask, 253 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:38,028 what is the company policy on fun hair? 254 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,683 I don't think we have one. No. 255 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,032 I was thinking about growing my hair long. 256 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,033 Not for a man bun, 257 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,948 but for a sweet, sweet pony. 258 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,297 Oh. Oh. 259 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,908 It's gonna take about a year to grow out. 260 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,388 And there are gonna be some awkward stages along the way, 261 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,781 so I need your blessings.Yes. 262 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,174 Mm-hmm.Yes? 263 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,871 I've had the same haircut since 1998, 264 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,133 so I don't care. 265 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,831 You make it seem great. Thank you so much. 266 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,223 I have nothing for you to sign, 267 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:02,052 I just wanted to ask that question. [chuckles] 268 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,707 Giddyup, pony! [chuckles] 269 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,840 Anyway, guys, what do you think? What do I do? 270 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,537 Well, maybe take a break. Like a sabbatical. 271 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,147 Oh, that's a great idea. 272 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,714 I've always wanted to go to Israel. 273 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,545 Don't sabbaticals have to do with Israel? 274 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:19,026 Well, I mean the word "sabbath" and "rabbi" are both in there. 275 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,897 For what it's worth, 276 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,203 I think Rebecca's gonna pick you. 277 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,639 'Cause you're the best. 278 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,121 And you don't have any venereal diseases. 279 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,296 Not that I know of. 280 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,907 But check for human papilloma virus. 281 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,604 It's more common than you think, 282 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,303 and most men do not experience symptoms. 283 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,436 Okay, great. Great, tip, thank you, Bert. 284 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,091 You're right. I'm probably just... [sighs] 285 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,746 ...stressing about Rebecca, and my life and my job 286 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:47,532 are not as lame, boring and sad as they seem. 287 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,970 Again, no offense. 288 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,455 Honey, you here? 289 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,762 Hey. 290 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,633 Oh, hi. I am so happy you're here. 291 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,505 Okay, look. 292 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,768 I know today is your Valentine's decision day 293 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,074 and you have a lot on your mind, 294 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:10,251 but I need your help. 295 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,644 I can't work at the county jail because of my new job, 296 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,168 and it is killing me. 297 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,778 And I know that you and Nathaniel are covering 298 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,259 a lot of it, but 299 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,436 I really care about the work that we're doing down there, 300 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,786 and I just... [sighs] 301 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,787 What do I do? 302 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,616 Ah-huh. 303 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,487 Well, you could just ask Julia to start 304 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,708 a pro bono arm of the firm and offer free representation. 305 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,797 That's a thing?It's definitely a thing. 306 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,059 Lot of firms do it. 307 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,800 Hey, did you just solve my problem? 308 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:41,151 I mean... I hope so. 309 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,718 That's great! 310 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,546 Because, you know, sometimes I 311 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,548 ask your advice on stuff, and then you just 312 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,680 talk about yourself and-- but this time... 313 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,334 Oh, I did that right?! Yes! 314 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,684 Oh, cool! So proud of you. 315 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:53,990 Um... [chuckles] 316 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,775 What else can I say that's helpful? 317 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,472 Well, hey, Paula, 318 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,779 never give up on what you believe in. 319 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,651 Well, I will not. [laughs] 320 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,131 [chuckles] Great. Okay. 321 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:08,048 So, is it appropriate to talk about myself now? Yes. 322 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,093 Great. Okay. So, just now, 323 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,008 I was in the bathroom, and I was asleep on the toilet... 324 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,489 Multitasking. Smart.Thank you. 325 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,012 And I had just the worst dream. 326 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,840 Aw. So, I dreamt that I had a future 327 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,450 with each of the three guys. 328 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:23,019 But in no future was I happy. 329 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,499 And then Bride Rebecca turned to me and said-- 330 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,109 there were three Rebeccas, one of them was, like, 331 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,371 a really pretty bride-- 332 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,504 and she turned to me, and she said 333 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:32,855 that the reason I wasn't happy with them 334 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,857 was because I don't know who I am. 335 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,511 And then I woke up! 336 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,729 So I don't know what that meant, 337 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,035 'cause that's crazy, right? [chuckles] 338 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,210 Well, do you? 339 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,386 Of course I do! Okay. 340 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,258 I mean, God, no one's worked harder 341 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,216 on themselves than I have, you know? 342 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,740 I got workbooks and meds and therapy coming out the wazoo. 343 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,917 Yeah. But... 344 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,745 you're Rebecca. 345 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,051 So, I mean, those thoughts 346 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,967 are coming from you. 347 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,840 Damn it. 348 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:03,799 You're right. 349 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,323 I have no idea who I am. 350 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,459 You and my unconscious-- 351 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,810 as manifested by a very pretty bride-- are right. 352 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,768 Oh, Cookie. 353 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,772 Uh, how? 354 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,557 How is this possible? 355 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,343 I've done so much work. 356 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,606 And now, I'm more confused than I ever was. 357 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,825 And it's Valentine's Day, 358 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,306 and it's already-- what time is it?-- 359 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,482 11 o'clock. 360 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,093 11 o'clock, Paula! 361 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,401 Okay, it's-- I mean, 11:00 a.m., it's, uh, the day is young. 362 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:44,013 No, just, 11 o'clock is a significant time. 363 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,928 If we were in a musical, 364 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,626 this is where I would perform my big 11 o'clock number. 365 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,281 Really? You don't know-- okay. 366 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,371 An 11 o'clock number is a big showstopping number 367 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,025 with some sort of thematic revelation, 368 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,897 and it usually happens around 11:00 p.m., 369 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,247 because shows used to start at 8:30, but now 370 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,639 they start earlier for some reason. 371 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,424 Uh, okay. 372 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,165 What do I do? 373 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,428 Well... 374 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,517 What I think that you sh... 375 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,649 [music playing faintly] 376 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,522 Rebecca? 377 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,220 Woo-hoo, hello? 378 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,613 Shh. 379 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,006 What are you doing? 380 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,268 Give me one sec, one second. 381 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,530 [music continues playing] 382 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,271 Oh, I get it. 383 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,186 You're doing that thing that you do. 384 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:29,102 All right. Well, I'll just wait. 385 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,626 ♪ 386 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:37,762 ♪ It's 11 o'clock, 11 o'clock ♪ 387 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:41,984 ♪ And the deadline is anytime today ♪ 388 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,205 ♪ But I won't know by 11 o'clock tonight ♪ 389 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,076 ♪ Just like I didn't know 390 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,297 ♪ At 11 o'clock yesterday... 391 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:56,042 Oh, good, an abstract theatrical space. 392 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,131 Now I can actually think. 393 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,132 [sighs] 394 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,698 ♪ It's 11 o'clock 395 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,658 ♪ And by 11 o'clock 396 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:07,531 ♪ Shouldn't I have earned a frickin' ever after? ♪ 397 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,970 ♪ I've done the workbooks, taken the pills ♪ 398 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,147 ♪ What more could I do? 399 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,019 ♪ How do I still not know myself ♪ 400 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,588 ♪ After all that I've been through? ♪ 401 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,026 ♪ I was 402 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,551 ♪ Working hard at a New York job makin' dough ♪ 403 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,336 ♪ But it made me blue 404 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:33,383 ♪ One day I was crying a lot, and so I decided to move to ♪ 405 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,865 ♪ West Covina, California, brand new pals and new career ♪ 406 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,041 ♪ I admitted that's where Josh lived ♪ 407 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,912 ♪ And that's what brought me here, 'cause I was ♪ 408 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:45,352 ♪ Just a girl in love 409 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:49,747 ♪ Didn't want to be held responsible for my actions ♪ 410 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,359 ♪ I had many underlying issues to address ♪ 411 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,056 ♪ And I did and didn't want to be crazy ♪ 412 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,277 ♪ No, wait, I didn't did want to be crazy ♪ 413 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:01,237 ♪ To clarify, I got a diagnosis ♪ 414 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,719 ♪ A diagnosis 415 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,375 ♪ And I named the darkness 416 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:15,469 ♪ And though I knew I'd have problems again... ♪ 417 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,123 I know I got to move on to a new song, 418 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,647 but I want to keep discoing. [groans] 419 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:23,477 ♪ I wanted to be a good person, yes, it's true ♪ 420 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,436 ♪ Be a good person, but better than who? ♪ 421 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,265 ♪ This medley just got super intense ♪ 422 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:33,095 ♪ 'Cause life doesn't really make narrative sense ♪ 423 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,098 ♪ 424 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,499 ♪ It's 11 o'clock 425 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,588 ♪ 11 o'clock 426 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,459 ♪ I need to end this song 427 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,462 ♪ But I don't know how 428 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,944 ♪ 11 o'clock, still 11 o'clock ♪ 429 00:17:55,987 --> 00:18:00,557 ♪ Well, Rebecca, you've done it now ♪ 430 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,739 ♪ You ruined everything 431 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:12,091 ♪ You stupid bitch 432 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,659 ♪ Uprooted everything 433 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,661 ♪ And said you'd made a switch 434 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,316 ♪ But you're still a poopy little slut ♪ 435 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,013 ♪ Who lives in a dream 436 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,365 ♪ And doesn't know how to love 437 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,811 ♪ This whole journey's been a crock ♪ 438 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,642 ♪ 439 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,652 ♪ In case you can't tell time 440 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:55,699 ♪ It's still 11 o'clock. 441 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,530 ♪ 442 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,185 Rebecca? Hello? 443 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,882 Hey! 444 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:06,493 What? 445 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:16,329 Okay! Next up at our open mic, 446 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:20,637 we have a lady who is here to reveal 447 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,292 the biggest decision of her life. 448 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:27,035 So it shouldn't be self-indulgent at all. [laughs] 449 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:30,908 I suffer from insomnia, and I think we've just found the cure. 450 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,475 George, I can't see. 451 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,869 Oh, I'm sorry, Maya. 452 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,001 Is my lustrous ponytail blocking your view? 453 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,875 Yes. You know, in the year since you grew that lustrous ponytail, 454 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,182 you've gotten a big ego. 455 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,271 Well, I'm sorry. But it's a part of who I am. 456 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,837 I call her 457 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,057 "Raven's Nest." 458 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,711 Shut up, come on. HOST: All right, everybody. 459 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,278 Please help me welcome to the stage 460 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,149 Regina Nota Brunch. 461 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,197 [quiet applause]Yeah, I clearly wrote "Rebecca Nora Bunch" on the card. 462 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,504 Oh. Do you want to do this, or do you want to do that? 463 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,683 Hi, everyone. Um... 464 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,904 Happy Valentine's Day. 465 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,949 Thank you so much for all being here 466 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,864 on this very, very, very important holiday. 467 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,389 So... 468 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,957 one year ago today, I made a very important decision. 469 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,569 That's the reason you're here, of course. 470 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:26,137 But before I get to that, I, uh... [exhales] 471 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,705 I just want to say how inspired I've been 472 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:32,143 by everyone in this room, and their journeys 473 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,189 over the past year. 474 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,278 And I'm just talking about my friends, not the other people 475 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,585 who are here for the other acts in the open mic. Sorry. 476 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,805 Valencia and Beth. 477 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:47,246 You two took a big step, and you did it your own way. 478 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,291 [exhales sharply] 479 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,466 Will you? 480 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,252 Valencia, yes.[exhales] 481 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,908 That was the perfect proposal. 482 00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,084 It was exactly what I wanted; a moment... 483 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,608 just for us. 484 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,437 [loud whirring] 485 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,134 Is that a drone outside the window? 486 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,483 Of course it's a drone, what are we doing? 487 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,050 Right, of course. 488 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,573 Wait, show 'em the ring. 489 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,749 We did it.We did it! 490 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,406 Darryl and April. 491 00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,931 You two created a blended family. 492 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,977 April adopted Hebecca. 493 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,805 Oh, wow. 494 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,241 Darryl. I know. 495 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,461 That's amazing. Thank you. 496 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,376 Wow, so you're gonna have three kids 497 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,855 in one house, that's a lot. 498 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,814 Four. 499 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,250 No. 500 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,339 Mm-hmm. It's that super sperm. 501 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,558 [both laugh] 502 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,863 Oh, we are so excited. 503 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,865 We already picked out some names, we've got 504 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,693 Harryl and Hapril 505 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,521 and Hannison and... 506 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,742 I'm kidding. Okay. 507 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,918 [laughs] Okay. 508 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,267 By the way, we just found out, 509 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,834 so don't tell anyone. 510 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,357 Lips are sealed. 511 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:58,665 And now there's another baby! Congratulations...Oof. 512 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,145 Oh, I wasn't supposed to say anything, I'm so sorry. 513 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,625 Why do you tell her things? 514 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,758 I honestly have no idea. 515 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,369 Heather and Hector. 516 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,807 You also ha have a new addition to your family. 517 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,332 One we all love and adore. 518 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,683 Shout out to your new hot tub. 519 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,729 [moaning] Oh, yeah. 520 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,820 Oh... ooh. 521 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:26,823 My back-- Ah... [mumbles] 522 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,216 Oh, my back. Ah. 523 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,391 Do you want to see a picture? 524 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,175 Sometimes she drives me crazy, 525 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,873 but eight jets, four light settings, 526 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,093 jumbo cup holders? She's perfect. 527 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,834 She has her daddy's hair. 528 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,488 In her filter.[gasps] Yeah. 529 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:41,795 And White Josh. 530 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:46,190 [exhales] Something happened... 531 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,671 with you this year... 532 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:51,457 that was really important... 533 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,895 I want to say it involves the circus. 534 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:57,332 My a-apartment burned down. 535 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,507 Along with everything I own. 536 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,335 On the same day that 537 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,033 my childhood home also burned down in the same wildfire. 538 00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:04,905 That was it.Yeah. 539 00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,081 I was at the circus when I found out that that happened. 540 00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:10,563 And I left the circus, as you recall... 541 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:13,130 ...'cause the circus was over. 542 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,349 Right. 543 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,611 I'm sorry about that. 544 00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:17,874 I never really came around on you. 545 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,833 Never will. 546 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,965 Respect. 547 00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:24,098 "Respect" is not an appropriate response there. 548 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:26,927 Respect.Okay. 549 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,582 And Paula... 550 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:32,846 ...what you did... 551 00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,238 PAULA: A pro bono arm 552 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:36,110 of the firm will allow us to represent 553 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,633 women who are forgotten 554 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:40,462 or outright mistreated by the system. 555 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,377 I did a lot of research and I put together 556 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,944 a proposal for you. 557 00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,773 Um, many firms have these programs and they offer 558 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:50,080 great PR and some tax breaks, as well. 559 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:52,561 What an amazing ask. 560 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,911 It's so indicative of why we hired you. 561 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,870 Oh, great. 562 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,175 Oh! 563 00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,438 Oh, I am so relieved. 564 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,830 [laughs] But we're busy 565 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,615 with the cases we already have and we're trying 566 00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,486 to make the most money for the partners. 567 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,401 You understand. 568 00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:09,230 Yeah, I know. 569 00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,797 Um, I really do. 570 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,189 Uh, and-and... 571 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:14,583 [sharp inhale] ...the thing is, is, uh... 572 00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:16,846 and I say this with so much affection, 573 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,544 um, either we do this, or... 574 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,895 I quit. 575 00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:23,287 What? 576 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,899 I love this job. 577 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,467 But I am not gonna walk around with a hole in my heart 578 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,207 because there are people out there who need me 579 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:33,167 and I'm sitting up here on my ass in a fancy suit. 580 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,259 I have to be true to who I am... inside. 581 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,869 [exhales] So. 582 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,828 Thanks. 583 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,658 I loved it here. 584 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,706 Bye. 585 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:56,320 [sighs] 586 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:58,018 [deep exhale] Paula, wait. 587 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,676 Let's talk. 588 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,244 REBECCA: Damn, Paula. [exhales] 589 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,029 That was badass. 590 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,554 Which brings us to another person. 591 00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:15,426 The person I care about very much. 592 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:16,863 And... 593 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,908 he's really the reason I'm here. 594 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:23,609 Josh Chan. 595 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,489 Josh, you really are the reason I'm here tonight. 596 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,710 [sighs] 597 00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:39,712 [clears throat] 598 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:42,845 [exhales] 599 00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:43,890 I know you've been waiting 600 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,456 for me to make a decision today. 601 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,023 Yeah. 602 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,198 [nervous chuckle] 603 00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,765 Josh... 604 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:54,596 Some day you're gonna find a girl 605 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,642 who is perfect for you. 606 00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:59,732 And honestly, I feel like it'll happen soon 607 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,603 because you are ready 608 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,605 for a serious relationship. 609 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:08,262 You mean so much to me, I hope you know that. 610 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:12,614 But I'm sorry. 611 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:15,661 [exhales] 612 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,620 Oh. 613 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,579 Yeah. 614 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:24,060 Can I have a minute? 615 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:27,020 Of course, yeah. 616 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,677 Without you here? 617 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,200 Oh. 618 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,550 Yes. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Hmm. 619 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,552 Yes. 620 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,598 I'll just go, I'll go in my... 621 00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:44,907 But I'm gonna give you your space. Um... 622 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:52,088 You sure I can have Estrella? 623 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,438 Of course, you really forged 624 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,353 a beautiful bond with number 28. 625 00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:58,660 [chuckles, exhales] 626 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,619 [exhales] 627 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,272 Well, I got to run, uh... 628 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:03,926 I got a magic club meeting. 629 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:05,754 [chuckles] We let in some more members 630 00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:08,104 and George is having a party to celebrate, so, yeah. 631 00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:10,454 Well, that sounds fun.Yeah. 632 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:11,978 See you. 633 00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:18,898 Good-bye, Josh Chan. 634 00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,682 I'm shocked that I'm doing this. 635 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,728 But $80 a month is a great deal. 636 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,294 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun. 637 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,774 I'm a great roommate. 638 00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:27,428 Question: do you own a vibrator? 639 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,344 You will never know. 640 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,827 I should stop asking people that. 641 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,091 Josh, I moved to West Covina for you. 642 00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:40,006 [chuckles] 643 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,138 And I will never forget that. 644 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:45,968 And I'm so, so happy for you. 645 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:48,797 That you found what you wanted. 646 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,016 With a little magic. 647 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:52,061 You found love. 648 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,805 They met in a magic club, that's why I'm saying magic. 649 00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:59,286 Oh, she's sweet. 650 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:00,591 Yeah. 651 00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:02,942 She's also a lot. 652 00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:04,944 I know, but in a good way. 653 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:06,206 [chuckles softly] 654 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,425 And then, Nathaniel. 655 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,908 REBECCA: Okay, Nathaniel. 656 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:15,694 So what I want to say 657 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,086 is that... Ah. 658 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,392 Huh. 659 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:22,048 Uh, based on your words, tone, 660 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:24,050 and body language, I'm guessing... 661 00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:25,747 we're not riding off into the sunset 662 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,967 on the horses I rented, are we? [chuckles] 663 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,883 There are horses? Where are the horses? 664 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:32,362 In the stable. 665 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:35,235 With the champagne. 666 00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:37,672 And the giant diamond. 667 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,631 [grunts] [exhales deeply] 668 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,938 [sniffles]Okay, um... 669 00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:44,940 You have to know, you haveto know 670 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:47,029 that the-the times that we've spent together 671 00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:48,465 have been some of the best of my life. 672 00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:49,858 [chuckles softly] 673 00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:52,121 But, I...You don't, you don't have to explain. 674 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,993 [exhales] 675 00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:57,474 You only get one life. 676 00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,435 And you got to live that the way you want. 677 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,874 I think everyone deserves that. 678 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:09,530 NATHANIEL: I'm quitting, Dad. 679 00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,184 I don't want to work for you anymore, 680 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,099 or anyone, for a while. 681 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,798 No, you can't forbid it. 682 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,408 I'm a grown-up man. 683 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:20,019 Mm-hmm. Mm. 684 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,716 Oh, yeah? Well, I love you. 685 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,849 [derisive chuckle] 686 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:27,069 Thanks for your support, guys. It really has meant a lot to me. 687 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,505 BOTH: Of course. 688 00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:29,550 BOTH: Jinx. 689 00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:30,812 [grunts]Now, if you'll excuse me, 690 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,422 I need to see a man... 691 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,163 about a monkey. 692 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,645 [speaking Spanish] 693 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,479 [sniffles] 694 00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:12,201 Hola.[chuckles] 695 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,768 ¿Cómo estás? 696 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,683 You upended your life. 697 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:18,120 You changed everything. 698 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,427 But, unlike me, 699 00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:22,124 you did it for the right reasons. 700 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,213 And I am in awe of you. 701 00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:27,521 And finally... 702 00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:31,742 [mouths] 703 00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:34,223 Hi, Greg. 704 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,405 Greg, uh... [laughs nervously] 705 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:45,017 Uh, Greg, I, uh... I don't know... 706 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:47,454 what I can say to you that I haven't already said. 707 00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:49,804 So tell me. Yes or no. 708 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:50,892 Just say it fast. 709 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:52,851 I-- So, before I tell you, 710 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,375 I just, I want you to... [exhales] 711 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,029 I want you to understand the choice I'm making. 712 00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,422 Okay.Okay. 713 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,729 So, this morning, 714 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,949 I had a terrible dream while on the toilet. 715 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,602 This is starting off well. 716 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:06,995 Right. And then Paula came over. 717 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:08,431 Trying to follow. 718 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:10,607 Greg, you deserve a full explanation, 719 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,827 and here it is. So... 720 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,439 Right, toilet, Paula came over, 721 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,267 I helped her through an issue, 722 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,662 and then she asked me 723 00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:23,403 probably the most important question 724 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:24,970 anyone's ever asked me in my life. 725 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:31,802 Rebecca, hello? Hey! 726 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,457 What? 727 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:35,937 What are you doing? 728 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,418 Uh, sorry, nothing, nothing. 729 00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:40,159 No, that's not nothing. 730 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:43,379 That's-- You're staring off into space, like you do. 731 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,121 You do that a lot. 732 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:47,383 What's... 733 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,908 what's happening when you do that? 734 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,652 I don't want to tell you. It's weird. 735 00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:59,178 Oh, come on, any weirder than the many, many weird things 736 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:00,962 you and I have done since we met? 737 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:03,834 I've just-- I don't know-- I've never told anybody, 738 00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:06,576 except for the Dream Ghost and Dr. Phil. 739 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:07,969 What? 740 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:11,668 What the hell? Okay. [deep breath] 741 00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:14,193 When I stare off into space... 742 00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:20,199 ...I'm imagining myself in a musical number. 743 00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:25,073 That's how I sometimes see big moments in my life, 744 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,640 as musical numbers. 745 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,253 And because I do that, so does the show. 746 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:35,040 And by show, I mean the very popular BPD workbook acronym, 747 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,737 "Simply Having Omniscient Wishes." 748 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,653 So, yeah, I... 749 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:43,048 I see myself in these songs. 750 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:45,354 Wait, I'm confused. What? 751 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:48,357 All right. [sighs] Paula, can I show you something? 752 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:50,403 You can show me anything. 753 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:51,665 Okay. Okay. 754 00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,623 Look off with me like this. 755 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,495 Do I have to be thinking anything while I... 756 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:58,106 Just-just look off. Okay. 757 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:02,763 Whoa. 758 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:07,028 What... 759 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,030 What is all this? 760 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:11,424 This is me. 761 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,730 Okay, these are all 762 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:16,168 of the identities that I've tried to fit into. 763 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:18,126 Okay? 764 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:20,868 So this is all the weird and freaky 765 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,871 and dumb and useless stuff that is my life 766 00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:25,525 and has led me to nothing. 767 00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:28,963 It's not nothing. 768 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,921 It's... 769 00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,967 it's beautiful. 770 00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:37,754 What do you mean, beautiful? I can't focus here. 771 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,104 Let's go back to reality. 772 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,802 Okay, wait, I'm sorry, what do you mean, beautiful? 773 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,978 Okay. 774 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,242 Those-those songs that you imagine, when you come back, 775 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:50,419 you've always figured something out, right? 776 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,074 I mean, yeah, 777 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,076 I guess I've processed something, sure. 778 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,599 And have you ever written them down? 779 00:33:56,643 --> 00:34:00,951 Written down my-my mind songs? 780 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,605 No. Why would I do that? 781 00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,781 I mean, the-the closest I came to that, I guess, 782 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:06,087 was during the community theater revue 783 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,480 when I changed those lyrics. 784 00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:10,048 And you loved that, right? 785 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:13,529 Yeah. Okay. 786 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:16,445 Rebecca, just... get me back there. 787 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:19,405 Uh, okay, uh... 788 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:23,626 Baby, it's here. 789 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,237 What you're looking for, 790 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,630 the way to know who you are, 791 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,328 it's here. 792 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,680 Are you sure? 793 00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:38,946 ♪ It's not just some coincidence ♪ 794 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:41,514 ♪ Not random, not by chance ♪ 795 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:44,343 ♪ Who'd-a thunk it, you're remarkable ♪ 796 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:45,866 ♪ Not weird 797 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:48,173 ♪ Or dumb or cray 798 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:51,437 ♪ What you need 799 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,919 BOTH: ♪ Just happens to be 800 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,965 ♪ Here. 801 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:06,016 These songs in your head, you have to write them down. 802 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:08,758 That's how you do it. 803 00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:11,805 Write them down. 804 00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:14,286 Write down the songs. 805 00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:16,592 Write down the songs. Okay. Okay. 806 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:19,943 Uh, I need paper!You need a pen! 807 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:24,774 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 808 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:26,428 [exhales] 809 00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:29,475 Now get started. 810 00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:41,051 This is gonna be so much fun. 811 00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:42,096 [both chuckle] 812 00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:49,147 I know it sounds crazy. 813 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:53,499 Writing down the flights of fancy in my head. 814 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:54,500 I mean, you know, 815 00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,458 what even is that? But, Greg, 816 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:59,374 I've been doing it for the past couple hours, 817 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:03,639 and I think Paula's right, this is what I need to do. 818 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,294 And you need to do this alone? 819 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,253 Yeah. 820 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:11,604 I think that's how this works. 821 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,867 And I don't know how long it's gonna take. 822 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:18,001 Okay, I hear you, Rebecca. You just got to know that... 823 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:21,744 I'm not gonna wait, not anymore. 824 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:25,400 I know. 825 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,360 Greg, when I look at you, 826 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:31,014 I see someone who's ahead of me, 827 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:33,278 and who has been ahead of me. 828 00:36:33,321 --> 00:36:34,540 Your recovery, 829 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:39,327 and then your love for Serrano's, I... 830 00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:41,416 I want that for myself. 831 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,766 She wants to own an Italian restaurant? 832 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,204 Oh, come on, you know what she means. 833 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:50,382 God, I wish you were not still single. 834 00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:52,862 I will not feel safe until one of you is married. 835 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:55,735 Oh, shh. Just let her talk. 836 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:59,042 And so, over the past year, 837 00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:03,699 I have done some really new and really scary things. 838 00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:06,354 "When writing songs, the most important thing 839 00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:09,705 "is to learn to tell your story, 840 00:37:09,749 --> 00:37:11,881 "not a story you get from the outside world, 841 00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:14,362 but your own story." 842 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:17,278 AJ, this book's, like, amazing! 843 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:19,541 You borrowed my Dartmouth sweatshirt again? 844 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,848 There are chocolate stains all over it. 845 00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:24,154 Sorry. 846 00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:26,244 [scoffs] 847 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,724 I'll just get him a Harvard sweatshirt, it's better. 848 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,509 Okay, the best songs... 849 00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:31,988 PIANO TEACHER: How many years of piano 850 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,556 have you had? None. 851 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,689 What other instruments do you play? 852 00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,256 None. 853 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:41,737 What do you know about piano? 854 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:46,568 There appear to be black keys and white keys. 855 00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,091 Well, 856 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,528 showing up is the first step. 857 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,660 Yeah, it is. Let's do this. 858 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,314 Okay. Can I call you Rick? 859 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:55,142 Uh, sure.Is that your name? 860 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,536 No, but call me Rick. 861 00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,581 Okay. Thanks, Rick. 862 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:00,843 [plays note] 863 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:04,978 [sings off-key scale] 864 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:06,501 [plays higher note] 865 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:11,114 [sings off-key scale] 866 00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:13,726 Yeah, uh, that's-- that was, um... 867 00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:16,294 Was it better than last week? Sure. 868 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,947 Okay, great, 'cause I've been working really hard. 869 00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:20,776 Yeah. You're getting most of the notes. 870 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:22,604 You're getting there. Yes! 871 00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:24,780 It's just gonna take a while. Great. 872 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:25,999 Okay. 873 00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:30,917 I don't know about that last lyric. I don't think it's good. 874 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,222 Oh, I liked it. 875 00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:34,094 Take it easy on yourself. 876 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:35,356 VALENCIA: Yeah. 877 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,140 I think it's catchy, and I have great taste. 878 00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:39,795 Really? Oh, yeah, keep going. 879 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:42,015 You're doing great, honey. 880 00:38:42,058 --> 00:38:43,408 [quiet, indistinct conversation] 881 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:45,192 PAULA: Will you stop mentioning that hot tub? 882 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:47,629 I'm gonna look really snatched for the wedding. 883 00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:49,675 [conversation continues indistinctly] 884 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,595 REBECCA: And, look, I don't know if what I'm doing yet 885 00:38:56,638 --> 00:39:01,382 is any good, but all I know is that 886 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,384 I can finally show the outside world 887 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:06,387 what's been inside of me this whole time. 888 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:09,912 All of it. All of the-the nuances and the gray areas. 889 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:13,612 It's not just about the act of writing. It's about how, 890 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,614 when I'm doing that, 891 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:17,703 when I'm telling my own story... 892 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,795 ...for the first time in my life, 893 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,492 I am truly happy. 894 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:27,103 It's like I just met myself. 895 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:31,064 Like I just met Rebecca. 896 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:36,286 I came to this town to find love, 897 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:39,202 and I did. 898 00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:41,248 I love every person in this room. 899 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:45,252 Each and every one of you. 900 00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:47,080 Again, just talking to my friends, not the other people 901 00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:48,603 here for the open mic night. 902 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:49,909 But, you know what, screw it, I love you guys, too. 903 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,693 Love that sweater. 904 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,000 [sighs] 905 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:55,393 And now, 906 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:58,961 for the first time in my life, I can say that 907 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:02,225 maybe I'm finally ready 908 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:06,142 for the other kind of love. 909 00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:08,971 You know, the kind we talk about a lot more. 910 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:12,410 And, hell, it-it might be with someone in this room. [chuckles] 911 00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:35,258 But whoever it's with, it won't be 912 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:39,088 "ending up" with someone, 913 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:43,223 because romantic love is not an ending, 914 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:47,923 not for me or for anyone else here. 915 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:51,100 It's just a-a part of your story, 916 00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:53,799 a part of who you are. 917 00:40:55,235 --> 00:40:56,845 And so, 918 00:40:56,889 --> 00:40:59,239 um... 919 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:00,893 here we go. 920 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,075 [exhales] 921 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:14,863 This is a song I wrote. 922 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,215 [sighs] 923 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,391 Captioning sponsored by CBS 924 00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:23,481 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 925 00:41:23,531 --> 00:41:28,081 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63310

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