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♪ Meet Rebecca
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♪ She's the coolest girl
in the world, wait ♪
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♪ Wrong Rebecca
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♪ It's this one over here
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♪ She's spunky, she's sweet,
a generous friend ♪
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♪ Oh, but there
she looks kind of mean ♪
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Hmm.♪ Okay, she's snarky
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♪ Sarcastic and a...
What? ♪
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♪ You know, we're not really
seeing a common theme ♪
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♪ Meet Rebecca
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♪ She's too hard
to summarize ♪
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♪ So let's go back
to Other Rebecca. ♪
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See? Perfection
is an illusion.
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Oh, did I have a thing?
Thank you. I could feel it.
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Right there.
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Do you still make those
candy cane mochas?
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I know the holidays
are almost over,
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but what the hell,
I'm gonna treat myself.
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Okay.Thank you.
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Hi.
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Oh! God.
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[laughs]
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Okay, let's just
put it out there.
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I've retired from stalking,
but you never lose the skills.
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You know?
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I'm sorry to violate
your boundaries
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and your morning
speed walk,
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but, um, ha,
it's an emergency.
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Dr. Akopian...
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do you watch The Bachelor?
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Huh?
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Look, you know I've been
indecisive about
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the whole Josh, Nathaniel,
Greg thing.
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Well, they
proposed that I go
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on a final date
with each of them,
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like The Bachelor.
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And then, I choose.
Like The Bachelor.
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Here you go.I know it's weird,
and it's insane,
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and it's dumb, and it's lame,
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again, like The Bachelor...
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so, it's bad, right?
I shouldn't do it?
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Do you forbid me from doing it?
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[sighs]
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Well,
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um, it's consensual,
right?
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And it's their idea?
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Yeah.
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You go into it with
clear expectations,
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might be helpful to settle
on how you feel.
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Really? Wow.
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Just don't get into
any jacuzzi slap-fights.
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[chuckles]
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Rebecca, as long as you stay
grounded and present and open...
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I think I can be
all those things, yeah.
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Then I don't think there's
any big harm in it.
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Oh, good. 'Cause I already
told them I'd do it anyway,
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and I got to make a
decision by next Thursday.
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You do realize
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that next Thursday
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is Valentine's Day, by the way?
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Oh, I do.
It's apt, right?
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It's, uh, it's rather apt.
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So, what are you drinking?
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Can I have my morning back now?
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Absolutely. I'll see you for
my appointment later today.
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Look at this chair, though.
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It's like,
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[high-pitched]:
I'm a little lady
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in a big chair.
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I'm a little lady waiting
for their mommy.
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You know? Okay. Bye.
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[quietly]:
Oh.
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Bunch and Akops,
back together again!
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[scatting]
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All right,
let's get started.
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Now we've all agreed
that there should be
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some ground rules
for this thing,
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so I'll give you
my suggestions first.
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I think there needs to be
a spending limit.
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NATHANIEL:
Hold on.
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Not fair.Uh, that's a great idea.
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It's not fair
you're a billionaire,
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and you can, like, whisk her
off anywhere in the world.
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Mm-hmm.
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WHITE JOSH:
That's exactly right.
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So let's say
a spending cap of... $50?
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What? No.
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What can you do with $50? Park?
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Agreed. $50.
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NATHANIEL:
Fine. Fine.
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Okay, then the next rule is...
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...everyone keeps
their shirts on.
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Mm-hmm.JOSH:
What? No way. No.
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No. Okay, I'm on
a shred right now.
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My trainer always says,
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"When you're on a cut,
you got to strut."
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That's a good point.
Shirts stay on.
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So that eliminates
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your advantage, Josh,
and yours as well, Nathaniel.
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Which leaves,
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uh, Greg...
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...whose advantage is...
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Yeah, what is your thing?
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Yeah, what is the thing you do
that's, like, good?
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I do nothing.
That's my special charm.
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Aw, no.
Don't sell yourself short, bud.
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You're great at, um,
little remarks and comments.
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Oh, yeah, ladies love
remarks and comments,
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and they go nuts
for asides.
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Look, you're right.
You don't need to neutralize me.
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Next to you two,
I lose every day of the week.
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Or do I?
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[chuckles]
Heating up.
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Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
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Thank you for meeting me
for breakfast.
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Oh, my God, Kevin's new
breakfast specials
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are a huge hit.
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Take one dollar off anything,
people lose their minds.
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Oh, I'm so sorry I can't do
girl group lunches anymore.
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My new job, I actually have
to show up to work.
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I also can't drive carpool,
watch TV,
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or take a bath during the day.
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You take a bath during the day?
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Not anymore.
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Now I barely have time
to shave my armpits.
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I am full European hitchhiker
under this fancy blazer.
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And...
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I am barely making
the standard marital sex quota,
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four times a week.
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[sighs]
No, I know.
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I know, I know,
it's embarrassing.
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We used to be so sexual.
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Well, I'm glad you're here,
because we need to discuss
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the real-life dating show
unfolding in front of us,
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Rebecca's three dates.Yeah, mm,
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I don't know, though,
if we should be gossiping
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about Rebecca's
love life.
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I mean, look, I learned
a long time ago that
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Rebecca's dating life
is not my entertainment.
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So, I just, you know,
it's just not healthy
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for either of us.
[exhales]
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That's really,
really good, Paula.
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So we'll talk about
it and you can listen.Mm-hmm.
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So, Heath, who do you
think she'll pick?
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Okay. So...
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Josh!
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BOTH:
What?
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Okay, okay. I have come
full circle on this;
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it has to be Josh, and
let me tell you why.
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And then afterwards, I will
never say anything ever.
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[sighs] She and Josh have
such an incredible history.
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And he's so evolved now.
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It is Team Josh!
Okay, I'm done, I'm done.
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I'm not talking anymore.
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Okay, that is insane.
That is crazy talking.Mm-hmm.
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Guys, it's got
to be Nathaniel.
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[both gasp]Yeah, I know I used to think
she was meant to be with Greg,
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but then Nathaniel became
an actual decent person.
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Okay, volunteering
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at the jail.
He tipped my staff
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a hundred bucks each
at Christmas.
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Then I heard he put on
that prince costume
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and sang Rebecca's rewritten
song in that dumb play thing?
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If that's not love, what is?
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Also, he's so hot in
an Armie Hammer kind of way.[scoffs]
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Call me by his name,
know what I'm saying?
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[scoffs] I can't believe this.
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You used to agree with me
about Greg.
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Okay, you want to talk
about change?
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Let's talk about change.
Greg has also changed a ton.
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He is practically a completely
different actor now.
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And of course I'm saying "actor"
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in the political
and legal sense.
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And ladies, let's not forget,
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Josh left her at the altar.Right, so listen,
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if you circle back
to Nathaniel...
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Oh, come on...Nathaniel, the cheater?
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He made a Tanya
out of my Rebecca.
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It is Josh, it is Josh,
I would put money on it.
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Well, I think we learned
in Vegas you'd put money on anything,
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but you know what?
So would I.
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I would put actual cash,
American, hard currency,
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dollars, on it
being Nathaniel.
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Well, so would I.
On Greg.
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Wait, wait, wait. Are
you guys talking about
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putting money on this
whole triple-date thing?We want in.
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Are we really doing
this? 'Cause I have
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a state-of-the-art odds
board I want to use
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on the Super Bowl, Oscars
and National Spelling Bee.
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That sweetie is ready to roll![laughs]
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[excited chatter]
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I'm so excited, I'd like to bet
my entire life on Nathaniel.
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Ooh, I don't have cash,
but I do have Swiss francs.
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[coins jangling]
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I always carry
them with me.
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In case the
economy collapses.
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[loud chatter]
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There's no exchange rate,
so it's just one...
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Oh, wow, are we
actually gambling
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on our friend's
love life?
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I mean, it is happening,
whether we do it or not.
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I've spent so much time
and energy on Rebecca's drama,
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the least I can do
is make money off of it.
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Okay, how much?
How much?
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A hundred down for my man
Nathaniel.
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[chatter continues]
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MAN:
We got a hundred down on Nathaniel.
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Uh, what's
going on here?
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[overlapping chatter]
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Who's got twenties?
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People are talking about
betting on the three dates.
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It's messed up.Unbelievable.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey, stop it!
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Stop it, you animals. What
is wrong with all of you?
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These are your
best friends.
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These people are human
beings with feelings,
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and you're using
them to make money.
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Ugh.
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♪
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♪ How dare you play with love
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♪ Have you no decency?
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♪ Love is what created
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♪ Him and him and her and me
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♪ How dare you
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♪ Play with love
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♪ Is nothing sacred to you,
lady sir? ♪
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I think the word
is just "ma'am."
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♪ Love is what
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♪ Unites me and you
and him and her ♪
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♪ And him and him and me
as well ♪
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♪ JK, LOL
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[all laughing]
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Let's do this!
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♪
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♪ Love's not a game,
love's not a game ♪
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♪ None of us would ever say
love's a game ♪
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♪ That would be bad
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♪ You can be sure-a
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♪ But I'm in the mood to wear
this cool fedora ♪
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♪ Love's not a game,
love's not a game ♪
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♪ We would never play with love
like it's a game ♪
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♪ But if we did
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♪ And that would be wrong
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♪ We'd put 30 bucks down that
Josh has the biggest schlong ♪
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Oh, interesting.
I'll double that.
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I'll triple that!
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♪ Love is not Olympians
sprinting down courses ♪
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♪ They're our dear friends,
they are not horses ♪
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[trumpet plays fanfare]
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♪ Their love is pure,
groom meets bride ♪
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00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:02,384
♪ So we'd never soil it
with a death pool on the side ♪
253
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:05,692
Josh, age 52,
parasailing accident.
254
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,824
That's so smart. Same.
255
00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:13,700
♪ Love's an end game
but it's not a game ♪
256
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,833
♪ Our mouths keep saying that
but our hands need change ♪
257
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:20,402
♪ Put 30 on red, poetically
258
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:23,361
♪ For red's the color
of a heart that beats free ♪
259
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,755
Red is also Greg. I-It's Greg.
260
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,322
♪ We definitely
shouldn't do this ♪
261
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,584
♪ We definitely shouldn't
do this ♪
262
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,977
♪ This is bad, this is bad
263
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,761
♪ We're going to hell,
this is bad ♪
264
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:35,330
♪ I will give my counsel as
a graduate of priest school... ♪
265
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,375
Preschool?No. Priestschool.
266
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,942
ALL:
Oh.
267
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,728
♪ I just talked to Jesus,
and he said that it's cool ♪
268
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:45,296
♪ Jesus said it's cool...
269
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,959
What? Okay, thanks.
270
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,092
Okay, sure.
271
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,964
Mm-hmm. Sure.
272
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,968
Bills, bills!
Broadway playbills.
273
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,406
Flops only appreciate
over time.
274
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,627
ALL:
Odds! Sixes!
275
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,760
Dice! Monogamy!
276
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,413
[tapping]
277
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,422
♪ Love's not a game,
love's not a game ♪
278
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:28,209
♪ That being said,
let's make it rain ♪
279
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:31,038
♪ While Cupid flies
in from above ♪
280
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:35,651
♪ The group mind has
decided to bet on love ♪
281
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,871
♪ Love's not a game, love's not
a game, love's not a game ♪
282
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:42,266
♪ Josh should be wary
of parasails. ♪
283
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,973
VALENCIA:
Okay, so I'm confused.
284
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:53,887
How does this work?
285
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:54,714
How do I know
if I'm winning?
286
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,150
Well, on this board here,
287
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,978
we've got Greg,
Nathaniel and Josh.VALENCIA: Okay.
288
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,327
And as the dates
unfold and we get
289
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,111
more information and
new bets come in,
290
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,330
Kevin will
input the data,
291
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,461
and the odds will be
recalculated
292
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,680
on the computer.
293
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,075
Whoever's on the top
is the favorite.
294
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,424
VALENCIA:
Hmm, okay, so,
295
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,426
Nathaniel's on top.Yes, but that means
296
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,211
that Greg is an underdog,
and that pays out more.
297
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,517
Well, that's great,
so then Greg's good.
298
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,692
Mm-hmm.Okay, great.
299
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,259
Mm-hmm.All right, well, I have to go.
300
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,174
I got to sell some of my expired
cosmetics to my relatives
301
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,002
so I can raise
more money to bet on him.
302
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,220
[gasps]
303
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,787
Here comes Greg.
304
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,528
Kevin, you may not
want him to see this.
305
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,877
I got you.
306
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,839
So what do you have planned
for your date with Rebecca?
307
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,841
Not a ton.
Greg,
308
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,407
seriously,
listen to me.
309
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,062
You know that Josh and
Nathaniel are gonna pull out
310
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,456
all the stops
on these dates. [chuckles]
311
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,024
They're gonna get things like
hot air balloons and sailboats
312
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,808
and-and unicorns.
313
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,027
Unicorns, Hector?
314
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,116
They're gonna get
multiple unicorns?
315
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,074
Maybe. Uh-- what
are you gonna do?
316
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,076
Pick her up in your
crappy car and take her
317
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,730
to the drive-through?Maybe.
318
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,906
You just can't.
319
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,256
You got to think
of something great.
320
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,823
I really don't think I need to.
321
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,217
And that's not me being cocky,
that's just me knowing
322
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,958
in my heart
when I'm right for someone.
323
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:09,397
I don't need to do any of that
goofy "romantic stuff."
324
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,615
PAULA:
Hey, look at us,
325
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:14,619
on time for your last
baseball game.
326
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,057
Oh, a couple of moms are late.
327
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,582
Yeah, like, where's Cindy
McCadden? Like, where is she?
328
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,975
She's probably
on Chardonnay time,
329
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,193
you know what I'm saying?[laughs]
330
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,673
Oh, they say working moms
drop the ball,
331
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,415
and yet, behold, here I am.
332
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,851
Can one have it all?
333
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,506
Nay, I say yes, young Thomas,
334
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,814
if one tries hard enough.[chuckles]
335
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,641
What's that?
336
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,426
TOMMY:
Think it's the, uh, signup for the banquet dinner.
337
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,080
Everyone's got
to bring something.
338
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,255
Ah, that's no problem.
339
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,734
Let me sign up
for something easy,
340
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,433
like paper plates
and plastic cutlery.[both laugh]
341
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,609
[whispers]:
Are you out of your mind?
342
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,306
Do you really think plastic
cutlery is still available?
343
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,439
I got here
this morning at 9:00,
344
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,268
and I had to sign up
to make kosher scones.
345
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,662
Yeah. One Jew on our team,
and I have to bake
346
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,490
under the supervision
of a rabbi.
347
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,145
Cindy McCadden got
plastic cutlery,
348
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,626
because she slept
outside the front door.
349
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,628
[yawns]:
Oh, ladies.
350
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,500
Hi. Louise,
good luck with those scones.
351
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,502
I can give you Moyshe's number
if you like.
352
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,331
Cindy, what... what's left?
353
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,942
What's left on the list?
354
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,987
[laughs]
355
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,382
Oh, my God.
356
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,384
Get out of my way!
357
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,386
Oh, my God.
358
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,214
[sighs]
Cantaloupe wedges, taken;
359
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,825
votive candles, taken;
string cheese, taken?
360
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,002
Mom, this is the
only one left.
361
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,526
"Salmon for 60"?
362
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,094
Ooh.Ouch.
363
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,749
Hey, uh, Paula,
is everything okay?
364
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,098
Sorry, Greg,
365
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,187
no-- I-I don't have time
to talk right now, Greg.
366
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189
I was just trying to, uh...No, no, no, no,
you don't understand.
367
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,278
I-I got to get... Yeah, nope.
368
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,935
Whoa, what was all that about?I don't know.
369
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,632
I was just trying to say hi.
370
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,895
Yeah, she seemed preoccupied.
371
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,070
Yeah, that's probably it.
372
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,028
It's not like she
doesn't like me.
373
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,596
Though, we have had
our ups and downs.
374
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,554
Don't go out with Greg.
375
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,992
Greg is just
a whiny little bitch.
376
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,645
You're sleeping with Greg?!
377
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,474
Sarcastic, alcoholic,
unromantic Greg?
378
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,651
He is completely shut down,
and he is angry.
379
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,653
Paula, I get it.
You don't like Greg.
380
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,832
Huh. Well, you might want
to get into the ups,
381
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,357
because she and Rebecca
are total besties.
382
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,880
Uh-huh.You're in a tight race
right now,
383
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,099
and that could tip it.
384
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,145
Well, I don't think
I need to, or do I?
385
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,538
Well, you got stiff competition.
386
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,627
She's on date number one
with Josh tonight,
387
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,238
and that guy's got
a black belt in romance.
388
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,674
Hmm.
389
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,725
[sighs]:
Oh.
390
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:48,469
Here I am,
and I am staying grounded
391
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,253
and realistic.
392
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,472
JOSH: What?No, Josh, uh,
393
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,864
just hold-- hold on.
394
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,866
Okay, R-Rebecca, it's okay.
395
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,694
Re-center.
[inhales]
396
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,914
And just breathe.What is it?
397
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,786
Josh, I'll just be one second,
just one-- I'm...
398
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005
I'm centered,
I'm present, I'm here.
399
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,139
You ready?
400
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:08,663
Yeah.
401
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,360
♪
402
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,726
[chuckles][laughs]: What?
403
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,081
Oh...
404
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,822
Oh, my God.
405
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,827
It's summer camp.
406
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,091
[exhales]:
Oh, wow. Like it?
407
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,397
[laughs]:
Yeah.
408
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,399
First...
Hmm?
409
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,706
...we dine alfresco.
410
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,751
Oh.
[both laugh]
411
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,408
[both laughing]
412
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,063
Let's, let's see...
413
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,848
Mmm.
[mouth full]: That just tastes so good.
414
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,937
Mmm.
Mmm.
415
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,505
You know what, seriously,
I-I hope the hot dogs are okay.
416
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,594
Yeah.I spent most of my
money on the tent,
417
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,641
I borrowed fake grass
from my mom's lawn.
418
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,425
[stifled laugh]Hope that's not cheating.
419
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,861
No, it's not. I would say
420
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,081
it's acceptably
within the guidelines.
421
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,605
Okay, good.
422
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,564
It's nice to go
into the past like this.
423
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,132
Oh, I'm not trying
to go back into the past.
424
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:30,092
I-I'm trying to bring us
full circle, you know?
425
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,791
[sighs] Becks, there's always
been this feeling of destiny
426
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,663
about me and you.
427
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:39,580
Like, I-I don't know, like,
428
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,626
someone out there is
telling a story about us.
429
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,717
Yeah.
430
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,329
It does feel that way sometimes.
431
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,333
Come with me.
432
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,337
Hello...
433
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,469
[gasps]
Oh.
434
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,906
Hey. Real pillows.
435
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,082
Ah.
Nice touch.
436
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,474
Well, I remember at camp,
437
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,128
you brought
your own pillows from home,
438
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:10,350
and, uh, you made me cover them
with a rain poncho before we,
439
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,265
you know, uh...
440
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,311
I, you know...
[chuckles]
441
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:19,794
I didn't want to get them dirty
because they were orthotic.
442
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,057
So you know, I was careful
not to get your...
443
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,279
...[mumbles] on them
after we [mumbles].
444
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,671
Yeah.
445
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,978
[both chuckle]
446
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,894
Uh, close your eyes.
447
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,896
I-I have a surprise for you.
448
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,028
Which is, incidentally, what
you said the night you missed
449
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,682
and got the pillow
and then my ear, but okay,
450
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,727
I'll close my eyes.
451
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,783
Okay, open them.
452
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,003
[gasps]
453
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,920
Gasp.
454
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,837
Oh...
455
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,882
[sighs]:
Oh...
456
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,800
This is so beautiful.
457
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,367
I spent all night
trying to set it up
458
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,414
and make sure it was facing
the right way and everything.
459
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,416
I wanted to make sure
everything in our universe
460
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,462
was exactly
where it should be.
461
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:26,339
It means so much to me
that you did this.
462
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,558
It was fun.
463
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,604
And I know
which one the North Star is,
464
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,650
so I can always find
my way back home...
465
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,567
...to you.
466
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,963
Oh, Josh.
467
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,271
Wait, is kissing allowed?
468
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,316
Ah...[both chuckle]
469
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,902
[birds chirping]
470
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,037
[grunts softly]
471
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,066
♪
472
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,417
[cheering]
473
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,070
Does anyone
know anything?
474
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,811
I got to know
how that date went.
475
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,683
I lost my mind yesterday
and put $600 on Greg.
476
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,511
Oh, what?
477
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,122
Guys, the next-door
neighbor called.
478
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,993
[gasps]
I told him we were dying for info and that
479
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,517
I would cut him in
on my winnings,
480
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,040
so he peeked
over the fence for me.
481
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,259
And?
And? And?
482
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,303
And?
And?
483
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,784
And he said he saw them
484
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:04,959
waking up in each other's arms
485
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,308
through a very tiny
486
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,179
window in a tent.
487
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,616
[all gasping]
488
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,313
[phone chimes]Oh, wait. I'm
getting a text.
489
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,619
It's from Rebecca.
490
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,012
[all gasping]
491
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,015
Dots.
Okay.
492
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,582
[phone whooshes]Oh, oh, no, no.
Oh, no. She says...
493
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,716
DARRYL:
What'd she say?"It was perfect."
494
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,587
No![groans and cheers]
495
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:28,330
Oh, yes!Josh Chan is in the lead, folks!
496
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,288
[groaning]
497
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,506
[cheering]
498
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,117
Oh, come on!
499
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,337
Slay. Slay, slay, slay.
500
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,600
Slay. Mm-hmm.I need to figure out how to pay
for this whole thing.
501
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,907
Mama Cookie knows, girl.
Mama Cookie always knows. Ha!It's very expensive.
502
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:46,914
So, you're talking about
federal administrative
503
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,133
and regulatory law and
you're not citing Elena Kagan,
504
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,179
what are you doing? [laughs][laughing]
505
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:55,879
[elevator dings]
506
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,272
Are we sure
this is gonna work?
507
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,752
You said I needed
to do something
508
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,102
to get into this contest,
so this is what I'm doing.
509
00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:02,843
Winning over Rebecca's
best friend.
510
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,497
If you put as much effort
into the date
511
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,586
as you put into
poaching 60 fillets...
512
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:07,804
You don't understand.
513
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,763
I can't plan romantic things.
514
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,591
I'm terrible at contrived stuff.
515
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,244
I can't even sing
"Happy Birthday."
516
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:16,378
Other people sing it and I go,
"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah"
517
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,119
because I find it
so embarrassing.
518
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,338
So, I can't do that.
519
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,731
So this is what I
have, okay? Fish!
520
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,082
Oh... what?
521
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,954
Hi.
Hey.
522
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,827
Would you normal people
excuse me for just one second?
523
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,829
Okay. Thanks.
524
00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,747
Uh, what's this?
525
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,270
A lightly poached coho
526
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,794
with a dill reduction
for five dozen
527
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:44,624
or, one would say,
salmon for 60. Hi.
528
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,843
I'm Greg Serrano, let's
try again, shall we?
529
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,976
Uh... I'm about to step
into a meeting, Greg.
530
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:51,326
Yes, yes, I understand and I'll
totally get out of your hair.
531
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,459
I just wanted to save the day
for a working mom
532
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,721
so you don't disappoint
your son again.
533
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,200
Oh, dear.
534
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,680
Oh.
535
00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:00,640
So you're an expert
on parenting now?
536
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,729
No, I just-- I didn't
mean to criticize.
537
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,252
That came out wrong.
538
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,867
Oh.
539
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,392
I know what this is.
540
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,828
You overheard me
having a problem,
541
00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,612
so you thought
you'd swoop in and help,
542
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:17,961
get in my good graces,
543
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,616
so I'll put in
a word in with Rebecca.
544
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:21,965
Oh, she's good.
You're good, Paula.
545
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,097
She's very good.
546
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,446
Greg.
Hmm?
547
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,274
Rebecca makes her own choices.
548
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,233
But I gotta say...
549
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,844
Uh-huh?You have a lot
550
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:33,847
of tough competition,
so I really hope
551
00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:37,851
that you have a better plan
than bringing me fish.
552
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,461
Yes. Yes, ma'am, I do.
553
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,071
Y-Yes, yes, ma'am. He does.
554
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:43,073
Great. Then you're all set.
555
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:46,207
I mean, you know,
after you stop by my house
556
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,991
and put that salmon
in the fridge.
557
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,558
Key's under the mat. Thanks.
558
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,919
Wow.
559
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,400
You look so beautiful.
560
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,316
I'm sorry.
561
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,971
[exhales]
This is kind of weird.
562
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,407
No, it's okay.
563
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,365
You and Nathaniel
have a good time.
564
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:15,802
Well...
565
00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,238
an okay time.
566
00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:18,892
A fine time.
[groans softly]
567
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,023
Ugh.
568
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,590
Who am I kidding?
569
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,940
I've been praying all day
for the San Andreas Fault
570
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:26,073
to open up
and s-swallow up Nathaniel.
571
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,379
And then Greg.
572
00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:30,469
And then Josh Chan from Azusa,
573
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,862
who continues to mess
with my credit rating.
574
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,821
Josh, I know this is hard.
575
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,344
I...
576
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,172
We had such a good time
the other night.
577
00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:39,869
But...
578
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,002
[groans]
Is this what we're doing?
579
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,917
You know, I don't know
what else to do.
580
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,484
Yeah, I-I know.
581
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,488
I thought this would
be simple, but... [scoffs]
582
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,752
It's not.
583
00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:56,190
Okay, I'll see you later.
584
00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,194
♪
585
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,632
[door opens]
586
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,679
[door closes]
587
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,161
REBECCA:
Nathaniel, where are we going?
588
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,772
Here, come on.
589
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,732
Oh.
590
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:17,994
Oh, my God.
591
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,822
Oh, my God.[chuckles]
592
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:24,000
This is just so beautiful,
and it's so thoughtful.
593
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,176
[sighs]
594
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,178
But what's wrong?
Are you okay?
595
00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:30,137
No, I'm fine,
it's just...
596
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,442
I don't know
what's happening.
597
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:34,184
This is just
so... [groans]
598
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,534
And you guys are
so... [groans]
599
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,839
I know, it's weird.
It's weird.
600
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,711
You were just
on a date with Josh... Yes.
601
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,017
...and now you're here
with me, and I bought...[sighs]
602
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,628
a bunch of cheese
and crackers,
603
00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:44,281
so many different types
of crackers. [chuckles]
604
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,848
I don't know why.
605
00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:47,371
Why don't...
why don't we just...
606
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,548
just forget
everything else
607
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,593
and just try
to enjoy this?
608
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,073
You know?
609
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,075
[exhales]
Okay.
610
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,382
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
611
00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,688
Yeah.
Here, sit down.
612
00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,516
Okay.
[clears throat]
613
00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:05,085
[sighs]
614
00:26:05,128 --> 00:26:07,130
Oh. Wow.
[sniffles]
615
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,045
This is just...
616
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,917
it's the most
beautiful view.
617
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,833
You know, on a clear day,
you can see Gardena, Torrance,
618
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:14,921
and if you squint,
619
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,488
the Rancho Dominguez
Cineplex 23.
620
00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:20,448
[laughs] I do love that place.
They have so many movies.
621
00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:21,710
Almost two dozen.
Right...
622
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,233
[laughing]:
You know what I mean.
623
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,626
Not quite, but almost.
624
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,846
[laughing]: Not
quite, just short. Just shy.
625
00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,891
[applause nearby, music playing]
626
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,068
What is that?
627
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,069
Oh.
628
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,638
There it is.
What?
629
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,640
You know what you did.Oh, yeah?
630
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,642
You hired a band.
I knew you'd play dirty
631
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:41,991
and spend all your money.
632
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,427
I knew you would.
I knew it. No, I...
633
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,212
I did no such thing.
I played by the rules. Uh-huh.
634
00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,779
Sure. Uh-huh.
I did. No, no.
635
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:51,000
What I did do was, I found
the perfect spot to sit
636
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:52,436
right above
the Greek Theatre
637
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,090
and listen
to a concert for free.
638
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:58,268
Tonight is
"The Greatest Hits of Broadway
639
00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,792
with Michael Bublé."
640
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,011
[distant applause]
641
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,578
[chuckles]
642
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,580
[funky bass playing]
643
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,930
Huh. I wonder what...
644
00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:10,019
Broadway standard this is.
I don't recognize it.
645
00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,368
Maybe it's from
Starlight Express
646
00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:12,935
or Once on This Island.
I don't know.
647
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:15,982
Those are the two
shows I know the least.Hang on.
648
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,374
Oh.
649
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,289
No, I screwed this up.
650
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,639
[groans]
651
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,597
It's not Broadway's
greatest hits; it's...
652
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,208
"'70s Groove Night
with Marty Macaroon
653
00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:27,167
and the Funky Town Eight."
654
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,603
Wow.
655
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,387
This is a disaster.
I'm...
656
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,738
I'm so sorry. This is awful.
657
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,829
Hold on.
No, no.
658
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,222
[scoffs]I actually kind of like it.
659
00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:41,921
No, you don't.
Yes, I do. I wouldn't humor you.
660
00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,009
No one likes this.
661
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,445
Marty Macaroon
doesn't like this.
662
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:47,056
I'm gonna like anyone
with the name Macaroon.
663
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,971
[funk music continues]Shall we dance?
664
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:51,974
To this?Come on. Yeah. Let's dance.
Dance with me. Come on.
665
00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:54,716
Oh, you want to stand up
and dance. Oh, my gosh.Stand up and dance with me.
666
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,762
All right.
Try and salvage this.
667
00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,155
Feel the Macaroon rhythm.
668
00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:01,897
There we go.
Ooh. I mean, that bass line is crunchy.
669
00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,551
It is so crunchy.It's a crunchy bass.
670
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,727
Ooh, let's bite
our lower lips.What does that do?
671
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:06,902
I think this is how...
672
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:08,077
It's just the
funk face, right?
673
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,688
[humming]
674
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,690
[funk music grows louder]
675
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,303
Nice. [whistles]
Okay. Oh.
676
00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:19,175
And back. Oh, drop
the beat, Marty. Yeah, Marty!
677
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,141
Then I'll pull you in.
678
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,143
[chuckles]
679
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:32,188
[sighs][funk music fades]
680
00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,501
I don't want to give you
a whole big pitch.
681
00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:42,590
I've done that
so many times before.
682
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,115
But I think...
683
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,205
...we're meant to be together.
684
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,210
And if you pick me,
685
00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:57,474
it'll be because
you feel the same way.
686
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,007
I thought so.
687
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,052
[sighs]
688
00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:12,098
♪
689
00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:38,080
So, where did Rebecca
and Nathaniel go for their date?
690
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,778
Probably somewhere boring.
691
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,910
If it was me, I would've
taken Rebecca to see
692
00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:44,695
Marty Macaroon and
the Funky Town Eight.
693
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,567
You're a Macarooner? Oh!
694
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:48,743
We should swap cassettes.
695
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,832
Yeah, I've got April '93
at Red Rocks. [gasps]
696
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,529
No!
Mm-hmm.
697
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,314
The drone images are in.What?
698
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,316
I got a buddy
to follow Nathaniel
699
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,708
and toss up a drone.
No biggie.
700
00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,928
[crowd murmuring]
701
00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:03,758
Okay.
702
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,804
[shocked reactions, chatter]What?!
703
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,718
[gasping, groaning]
704
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,633
[cell phone dings]Oh, got a text. Wow.
705
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,113
It says...
706
00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:13,550
"It was heaven."[cheers and groans]
707
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:14,813
Yes. Yes!
DARRYL: Yeah!
708
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,423
Papa's got a winner.
709
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,120
And mama's got a winner!
710
00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:19,687
Oh, wait, my thing
sounded like your thing.
711
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,862
Mm, just a little bit.
712
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:21,950
[grunts rhythmically]
713
00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:24,083
[cheering]
714
00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,867
[excited chatter]
715
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,478
♪
716
00:30:36,530 --> 00:30:37,836
Hi.
717
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,707
Well, hello, sir.
718
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,665
I'm Bernie. Looking
for a little...
719
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:44,103
high-altitude romance?Oh.
720
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:46,670
Wow, we're going with that tone
right out of the gate.
721
00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,672
Okay, uh, yeah. Well,
here's what I'm looking for:
722
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,457
something romantic.
723
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,067
No irony involved.
724
00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:54,722
Just the thing that people do
that is the thing people do.
725
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:57,812
I love a girl and need
to show her how much.
726
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:01,555
Ah, our standard
$50 package. Got it.
727
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:04,471
Our magical journey begins
728
00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:06,560
with your choice of pattern
for your hot-air balloon:
729
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:09,171
rainbow, carnival stripes,
polka dots.
730
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,564
You know what?
731
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,174
Let's do it.
For once in my life,
732
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:13,480
I got to really go all out.
733
00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,525
Great! Done.
734
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,571
Oh. Oh, cool, that's it?
735
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:21,618
I-I thought you were gonna give
me more of a song and dance.
736
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:23,098
From me? No, no, no, never.
737
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,621
Okay.
738
00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:28,016
Well, th-there is
one other thing. It's...
739
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,583
J-Just a word of warning.
740
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,106
Warning?
741
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,979
♪ There's no
742
00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:36,155
♪ Bathroom,
there's no bathroom ♪
743
00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:37,983
♪ If she needs to use
the bathroom ♪
744
00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:39,810
♪ Tell her that there
is no bathroom ♪
745
00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,508
♪ Please don't pee
in my balloon ♪
746
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:44,119
♪ This may be a bit more bumpy
than a plane ride ♪
747
00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:46,469
♪ Or a taxi, but I promise
it is worth it ♪
748
00:31:46,513 --> 00:31:49,342
♪ And your lady,
she will swoon! ♪
749
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:52,562
Ah, a-all right.
Got it.
750
00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:53,955
♪
751
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:57,785
♪ Please don't poop
in my balloon. ♪
752
00:31:57,828 --> 00:32:00,614
I wasn't planning on it.
753
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:03,312
You know, it's-it's happened
a couple times,
754
00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:06,489
and, uh, it's a nightmare. Ugh.
755
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,665
Very hard to get poop
out of wicker.
756
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,977
[sighs]
757
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,414
Cool tux.
758
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,373
Yeah, came with
the rainbow package.
759
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,636
Not gonna even
show you my socks. Wow.
760
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:25,247
You know what?
I'm impressed. Yeah?
761
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,468
I mean, you hate this stuff,
and you're doing it.
762
00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:29,686
Feeling good?
763
00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:32,776
Uh, I don't know.
I have no idea.
764
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,040
I mean, I used to feel
so confident
765
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,693
about Rebecca,
and now...
766
00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:39,218
This week, I've just been
steaming a whole bunch of fish
767
00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:41,655
and agreeing to sail over
the Temecula Valley
768
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:42,917
in a stripy balloon.
769
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,527
Are you having
second thoughts?
770
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:47,661
Yeah, yeah, I'm having
second thoughts,
771
00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,880
but still gonna do it.
772
00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:54,624
Is this bow tie
straight?
773
00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,670
I doubt it.
774
00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:06,332
[clears throat]
775
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:09,117
Oh, come on.
776
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:13,034
Oh, Dr. Akopian? What are...
What? You go to this wine bar?
777
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:15,341
Okay, look.
778
00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:16,777
Yeah, I'm stalking you again.
We've established this.
779
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,213
It's a very
problematic behavior,
780
00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:20,389
and we should discuss it
the next time I'm in therapy,
781
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,695
but listen, I need some help.
782
00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:23,566
Okay, these dates aren't
clarifying anything.
783
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,699
They're just... they're
fogging up all my windows--
784
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,570
my front window, my back window
and my side windows.
785
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:30,095
And I don't know what to do.
Can I have a sip of your wine?
786
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,706
Oh, no.No, that-that's not appropriate.
787
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,492
I don't know how I'm gonna
face this Greg date coming up.
788
00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:37,711
It's gonna ruin my life.
789
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,627
I cannot go on yet another
790
00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:43,108
romantic and perfect date.
791
00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:44,979
Then don't.
792
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,113
Just follow
what's in your heart.
793
00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:50,245
Follow what's in my heart?
794
00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,552
What kind of
therapist advice is that?
795
00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:55,076
Look, I-I'm-I'm just trying
to have a glass of wine.
796
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,948
I am not on the clock
right now, okay, Rebecca?
797
00:33:57,992 --> 00:34:00,734
Okay, that's fair. You're right.
Self-care is important.
798
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:02,301
Thanks for not dropping me
as a patient.
799
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,433
See you at 4:00 tomorrow.
800
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:11,179
Help.
801
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:15,749
♪
802
00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:25,106
♪ Love is a game,
love is a game ♪
803
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,631
♪ But I've never enjoyed
playing any sort of game ♪
804
00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,807
♪ I hate round objects
805
00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:32,809
♪ Flying at my head
806
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,855
♪ In seventh grade
807
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,944
♪ I convinced the principal
808
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:41,079
♪ To let me count bat mitzvah
prep as my phys ed ♪
809
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:43,646
♪ In games you can get hurt
810
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:45,735
♪ In games you can get bruised
811
00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:49,739
♪ In order for a victory,
someone else must lose ♪
812
00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:53,613
♪ And it's a sign of weakness
to just throw in the towel ♪
813
00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:55,615
♪ People hate
when you play dirty ♪
814
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:58,357
♪ Which I think
is called a foul ♪
815
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:04,841
♪ If love's a game,
if love's a game ♪
816
00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:08,715
♪ Then in forfeiting
I find no shame ♪
817
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:12,980
♪ This whole thing
is a powder keg ♪
818
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,026
♪ I have no choice
but to cancel on... ♪
819
00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:19,204
Greg?
820
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:22,598
Wow.
So, what's, um...
821
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:25,035
What's happening here?
822
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,168
Well, in order
of importance,
823
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,344
I'm wearing a real
uncomfortable tuxedo,
824
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:32,782
I possibly just split my pants,
and my crappy car won't start.
825
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:33,957
How about you?
826
00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:36,090
About the same.
827
00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:39,572
Let's get you
to the shop. Yeah, yeah.
828
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:40,616
Yeah.
829
00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:44,272
[chuckles]
830
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:58,678
Oh, my God, no one
ate the salmon. Oh.
831
00:35:58,721 --> 00:35:59,983
They never do.
832
00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,420
Then why do we do this?
833
00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:04,510
Paula, that's how
it's always been.
834
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:07,469
Oh... Louise,
835
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:09,993
this whole process needs a redo.
836
00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:12,257
We should be
working together.
837
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,346
I mean, no sign-up sheets,
no competition;
838
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:18,219
just-just a community of moms
collaborating.
839
00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:20,569
[laughing]
840
00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,397
Oh, God.
841
00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:27,185
Oh-oh-oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
842
00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:28,621
Guys, guys, guys, stop.
843
00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,797
Stop, stop, everybody,
stop what you're doing.
844
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,018
Bernie called. They never showed
up for their balloon ride.
845
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:36,716
ALL: What?What? No, no.
846
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:39,458
No, Hector, you put his bow tie
on him. You said he was going.
847
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,242
Well, he was, but he seemed
a little wigged out
848
00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:42,765
about the whole thing, honestly.Why didn't you tell us that?
849
00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,637
WHITE JOSH:
Oh, God, I bet my rowing machine on Greg.
850
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,596
Oh, my God, what's going on?
We don't know what's going on.
851
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,467
If they don't complete
their date,
852
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,512
it's a push.
Nobody loses,
853
00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,514
nobody wins.OTHERS: No!
854
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:54,603
BOTH:
What? No!
855
00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,170
[overlapping shouting]
856
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,833
Hey. What are you
doing here?
857
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,096
Oh, well, I can't drink
over at Home Base.
858
00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:10,489
Not with all that
betting going on.
859
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,142
Oh, you heard
about that, too?
860
00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:15,407
Yeah, of course. Think I wasn't
gonna put $1,000 on myself?
861
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:16,625
[chuckles]
862
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,542
Well, how was your date?
863
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,892
Honestly? Really good.
864
00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:24,546
Yours?
865
00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,548
Oh, couldn't have gone
any better.
866
00:37:29,725 --> 00:37:31,945
Well, we'll find out
soon enough.
867
00:37:31,988 --> 00:37:33,947
Yeah.
868
00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:37,429
Hey, whatever happens,
good game, man.
869
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:39,648
Same.
870
00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,522
Cheers.
871
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:44,914
Yeah, cheers.
872
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,616
God, I hope I win, though.
873
00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:52,313
I really hope you lose.
874
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,968
I also hope Greg dies.
875
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,187
Ooh, were you thinking
San Andreas Fault?
876
00:37:57,231 --> 00:37:58,624
I was actually thinking
lightning bolt.
877
00:37:58,667 --> 00:37:59,842
It's quick,
it's painless. Mm.
878
00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,453
You know, I do
like the guy.
879
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:02,715
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
880
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,717
[both chuckle]
881
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,762
♪
882
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:18,078
♪
883
00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:20,123
[quiet chatter]
884
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:26,695
Well, it's gonna take
a long time to fix it.
885
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:29,742
Something about the
trans... carburetor...
886
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:32,005
I'm being lied to, and it's
gonna be very expensive.
887
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:34,050
[laughs]
And our date's already ruined
888
00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:35,965
because we're gonna
miss our start time
889
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,011
for our takeoff, so...
890
00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:40,100
Uh, takeoff?
891
00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,624
It's a long story.
Never mind.
892
00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:45,975
Just... Hey, can I
be honest with you?
893
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,194
Yeah.
894
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:48,891
I've been dreading
this whole thing.
895
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:50,676
Not being with you.
That part I love.
896
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,984
Just the date I had
planned, it's so not me.
897
00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,858
It's so very Bernie.
Weird guy.
898
00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:02,122
Who's...
The bow tie.
899
00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,993
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm.
900
00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:06,909
I got to tell you something.
When I ran into you,
901
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,737
I was literally seconds away
from texting you
902
00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:10,043
and canceling the date.
903
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,045
Not because I don't like
spending time with you,
904
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,569
but I just...
All these dates,
905
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,876
it's just so exhausting,
it's so much pressure.
906
00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:18,225
Right.
907
00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:21,010
So... this date is off?
908
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:26,146
Looks like it.
909
00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:28,104
BOTH:
Oh, thank God.
910
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:31,020
[both chuckle]
911
00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:32,935
Oh...
912
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:35,024
Well, if you're gonna be here
for the next few hours,
913
00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:36,330
I'll just wait
with you.
914
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,984
Really?
You would do that?
915
00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:39,420
Yeah. I got
nothing to do.
916
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,422
I just found out
my date canceled.
917
00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,033
[chuckles] Hey, so,
uh, did you eat yet?
918
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,645
No, I was waiting for you
to eat, but I would eat now.
919
00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:47,994
Do you want
to go somewhere?
920
00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:49,082
Uh, I more feel
like ordering.
921
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,300
Ooh, I would do that.
922
00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:51,563
Yeah? What do you want?
923
00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:53,173
What are you in
the mood for?
924
00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:55,741
Um, Italian?
925
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,307
I have that all
the time at work.
926
00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:59,266
Right, of course.Yeah. What about Thai?
927
00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:01,094
I had that for lunch,
but any other place.
928
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,312
Really, you pick.
929
00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,010
Okay, well,
I picked last time.
930
00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:07,013
Oh, you did, and we went to that
Indian place, which I loved.
931
00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,450
Mm-hmm. Do you want
to do that again?
932
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:12,018
No, you know what I want?
I want that new taco place.
933
00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:14,150
The one on East Cameron?
I heard that's amazing. Yes.
934
00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,500
Right? It's... Okay.
Okay.
935
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,284
So I-I want to see
if they deliver. Yeah, sure.
936
00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:20,069
I'll pull up the menu.
937
00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:22,463
Let's see.
938
00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:24,073
Okay, I'm gonna
pull up the menu.
939
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,249
You have to decide what you want
beforehand because, no,
940
00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:28,121
I cannot be on the phone
and have you
941
00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:29,427
shouting your order
in my ear.
942
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,472
It's not my fault that
I realize what I want
943
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:32,778
when I hear what
you're getting.
944
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,083
I understand
it's not your fault,
945
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,216
but it's very irritating
and very annoying,
946
00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:37,783
and we've had many
discussions about it,
947
00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,263
so just make a...
Here you go, here's the menu.
948
00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:45,181
Do I like chilaquiles?
949
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,748
Yeah, of course you do,
with the verde.
950
00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,184
Right, right,
right, right, yes.
951
00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:49,490
Okay, I want to get that.
952
00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:51,144
Okay.
953
00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:58,673
Hey.
954
00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:01,763
You're the love of my life.
955
00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:03,896
You know that, right?
956
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,379
Well, I do now.
957
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:21,043
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