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♪ That's my girl

♪ Yeah, who's been working so damn hard you got that head on overload

♪ Got yourself this flawless body aching now from head to toe

♪ Ain't nothing, ain't nothing

[GRUNTING]

♪ Good girls better get bad

♪ You've been down before you've been hurt before

♪ You got up before you'll be good to go good to go

[TORY GRUNTING]

♪ Get mad independent and don't you ever forget it

♪ Got some dirt on your shoulder let me brush it off for ya

♪ If you're feeling me put your five high

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

♪ That's my girl

♪ That's my girl

♪ That's my girl

TORY: Some people have it good.

The rest of us?

We have to fight for every inch of what's ours.

SAM: Everyone's got a sob story.

That doesn't give you the right to be a bully.

[YELPS]

[GRUNTING]

♪ That's my girl

♪ That's my girl that's my girl

[CONTINUES GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

♪ Ain't nothing, ain't nothing

♪ Now put your heart and your soul in it

[BOTH PANTING]

♪ That's my girl that's my girl

♪ That's my girl ♪

[SAM LAUGHING]

So, you ready to tell my parents about us?

[INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY]

Now I am.

[BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY]

[SHANNON CRYING]

SHANNON: I didn't mean to bother you...

AMANDA: Hey.

Hey, it's okay.

Mom?

I'm sorry.

[SIGHS] Robby, I'm sorry.

Cabo was a mistake.

I could've told you that.

I know.

I know that I haven't been there for you and I...

God, it's been hard for me.

I want to make things right.

But, um...

I have to leave again.

Of course.

Where to this time? Baja, Vegas?

Rehab.

I need help, sweetie.

And it's taken me a really long time to realize that.

But, I... The drinking, the pills...

I have to change. I want to, for you.

That's great, Mom. [CHUCKLES]

Um, Mr. and Mrs. LaRusso

said that you're welcome to stay with them.

You know, until I'm done with my program. [SNIFFLES]

You can also stay with your father.

No.

Look, I know the two of you

don't have the best of relationships, but that's...

That's partly my fault.

I don't want my own issues with your dad

to poison you against him.

He does care about you.

I know he wants you in his life.

[ROSA SPEAKING SPANISH]

[IN ENGLISH] It's just dinner, Mama. Let's see where it goes.

Besides, I'm not sure how I feel about him.

[LAUGHS, SPEAKS SPANISH]

[IN ENGLISH LAUGHING] Hot for teacher.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hi, Johnny.

Hey.

Wow.

You ready to go?

Bye.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

Thank you.

Good night, Mama.

SAM: And then we got kicked out of the roller rink.

I can't believe she would do that to you, I'm so sorry.

I just don't understand what Miguel sees in her.

Well, at least you both moved on, right?

Yeah.

Hey. Why don't you come over later?

My mom's out of town, you can bring your karate friends.

You're throwing a party?

Yeah, it should be wild.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I got to go, but I'll think about it.

Hey, just so you know, your father and I are going out later.

Let me guess, lobster night at the country club?

Wow, we're not that predictable, are we?

[CHUCKLES]

For your information, he is taking me out to dinner and dancing.

Fun.

Yeah.

What about you? Oh, let me guess.

Mini-golf and frozen yogurt.

I'm not that predictable, am I?

Hmm.

Well, look, whatever you do, have fun, make good choices.

I know I don't have to worry about you.

Thanks, Mom.

I want that guy.

An octopus. Interesting.

[SAM LAUGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

So, how's Miguel's training going?

It's going great. He's on the right path, you should be proud.

I am. He's a good boy.

He's a good man.

You're right. He's growing up so fast.

He has a new girlfriend, I can't keep up with all the drama.

When you're a teenager, it's hard to avoid a little...

Oh, come on.

You got to be kidding me.

Hi, I'm Amanda.

Carmen.

I love your earrings.

Oh, thank you.

Do you have any other tables?

Sorry, we're completely booked.

There might be some standing room at the bar.

Is this table going to be okay?

I don't know. Will it be?

It'll be fine.

WAITRESS: Do you know each other?

Oh, they have warring karate dojos.

I'll take a Cadillac margarita. Big glass. Okay.

GIRL: Hey, guys, over here!

[MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]

[CAR LOCK BEEPS]

Sure you're up for this?

With your mom and everything?

Definitely, I could use a distraction.

There's a lot of people out here already.

Yeah, I guess Moon must've invited other kids from school.

I only brought Trivial Pursuit.

I'd known there'd be this many people,

I would've brought Balderdash.

♪ The word is mine nobody can mess my grind

♪ Nobody can mess my shine up I'm ready to serve

♪ Till I'm number one I'm gonna put my life on the line

♪ King of the night

♪ You're the source of my power

♪ Watch it grow it's turning to power... ♪

TORY: I got you.

I'll get you next time, okay?

Oh.

Let's go.

MOON: Sam!

I'm so glad you came.

Kegs are out back, drinks are in the kitchen,

and the vegan pigs in a blanket just got out of the oven.

Moon, you never said anything about inviting Cobra Kai.

Well, I figured with summer ending and school starting back up,

we could stop all fighting and be friends again.

It's wishful thinking.

MOON: Sam, trust me, get rid of all this negative energy.

Clear your chakras and have some fun.

Cadillac Margarita.

Thank you.

Don Julio 70 extra chilled.

Thank you.

WAITRESS: And for this table, we have the michelada.

Gracias.

WAITRESS: And Coors Banquet.

Thank you.

What, you got something to say?

No, nothing, Johnny.

Enjoy your Coors.

So, did I tell you I had to double the classes at Cobra Kai?

So many kids want to join my dojo.

Wow, that's great. I'm so proud of you, Johnny.

I love how passionate my students are.

Sure, there may not be as many, but they have heart.

Huh.

Okay, so this is happening.

I'm just saying, it's not the quantity, it's the quality.

No, bigger is better.

Well, it was just little old me at the All Valley, so...

I didn't need an army, just the right moves.

Okay, are you two done comparing class sizes?

So, you're Sam's parents?

Yeah.

I'm Miguel's mom. I'm sorry to hear they broke up.

I know.

Yeah. Same.

Johnny and I were just talking about dating in high school.

I remember being that age. Boy crazy.

AMANDA: Oh, my God. Me, too. [CHUCKLES]

I feel like I was with a different boy every week.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, why don't we push the tables together?

DANIEL: No, no. There's no reason...

No, no. It's not a good idea.

We don't need...

That is a great idea.

Excuse me. Would you mind if we combined our tables?

WAITRESS: Yeah, of course.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL CHANTING]

[ALL CHEERING]

The life of the party has arrived. Whoo-hoo!

Take a spin, babe.

What's up, Bert?

BERT: What's up, Stingray?

Good to see you, buddy.

Stingray, I thought we were going to your friend's house party.

Oh, yeah, these are my friends. Their parents are out of town.

ALL: [CHANTING] Drink, drink, drink!

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Winner and still champion, Tory!

Whoo!

[ALL CHEERING]

[TORY LAUGHS]

MIGUEL: Yeah!

TORY: Well, look who it is.

Maybe you'd like to play a little game?

Or are tea parties more your speed, princess?

Just give me a cup.

All right.

New game.

Are you sure you want to do this?

What, you don't think I can beat her?

It's not that...

ALL: [CHANTING] Drink, drink, drink!

AMANDA: So, Carmen, what do you do?

I'm an X-ray technician.

AMANDA: Hmm.

CARMEN: And I already know what you two do.

I've seen the billboards.

You kick the competition.

[AMANDA AND CARMEN LAUGH]

Yeah, you made a lot of money off that illegal kick.

You're just jealous I can get my leg up that high.

Oh, yeah, you want to step in the parking lot and see whose leg can go higher?

Seriously?

Johnny.

Have you all decided?

CARMEN: Yes.

Uh, I'll have the tostadas de pulpo asado with no sour cream.

Great. And for you?

I will have...

JOHNNY: You want to write that down?

About the no sour cream?

I got it.

What can I get you?

AMANDA: I'll have the chili relleno,

but with camaron instead of carnitas,

and extra cilantro. And no corn.

Absolutely.

And you're sure you don't want to write that down?

Nope. All good. [CHUCKLES]

All right. Then I'll have the exact same thing,

just to make it easier.

Uh, with corn.

You got it. And for you?

Uh...

I'm just going to go with the pollo tacos.

WAITRESS: Pollo tacos. Great.

Would you like corn tortillas or flour?

[WHISPERS] Stop it.

Uh, just hard shell.

No green stuff.

WAITRESS: I'll go ahead and put your order in right now.

Ten to one, they get something wrong.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the powder room.

[MOUTHS] No, don't leave me alone.

I will join you.

No, you should stay.

Honey.

[NACHO CRUNCHES]

BOY: Legs up!

ALL: Three, two, one.

[CHANTING] Drink, drink, drink!

MIGUEL: Whoo!

[ALL CHEERING]

Too much for you to handle?

Whoo!

Oh, hey, we don't cheer for them. We hate the Miyagi-Dos.

Come on.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

♪ So big, these haters here must stop

♪ 'Cause you talk a big game but I learn to trust not

You know the best way to win a girl back?

Make her want what she can't have.

Watch and learn.

♪ Until I grow old and I'm a wash out

♪ I'm a be the biggest thing shining...

Hey, I like your hair.

Thanks, I like yours, too. It's spiky.

Everybody wants to touch it.

I always say no, but you can touch it if you want.

[CHUCKLES]

They call me Hawk.

I'm...

Piper.

Hey, babe.

Hi.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Hawk...

Sorry, this is Piper, um, my...

You can say it. Girlfriend.

Sorry, it's new. [CHUCKLING]

Yeah... Uh, that's...

Awesome.

It's nice to meet you.

I'm Hawk.

Very cool.

♪ I wanna be bigger, yeah ♪

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[NACHO CRUNCHES LOUDLY]

I'm surprised to see you in a place like this.

Why, you think I eat out of a dumpster or something?

What the hell is your problem?

You, LaRusso.

You've been a major pain in my ass all summer.

Oh, yeah, like you've been an angel?

Hey, I'm just trying to run a business, man.

Hmm.

I didn't realize you were in the business of vandalizing dojos.

I didn't know anything about that.

Ah.

I'm sure you're going to play dumb about that little stunt at Valley Fest, too, right?

No, that was all me.

You know, you and Kreese are like two psychotic peas in a pod.

You tell that lunatic, he ever shows up in my dojo again,

threatens me and my students, I'm pressing charges.

Wait, Kreese did what?

Just shows up out of nowhere spouting off some stuff about a "war coming."

Well, you don't have to worry.

Kreese is gone, he's not coming back.

Let me guess.

He died, again?

I hope it was an open casket

so you were able to check his pulse this time.

Why would you even let this guy back in your life?

'Cause I thought he could change.

Turns out I was wrong, so I pushed him away.

[SMACKS LIPS]

I want Cobra Kai to be better.

Kreese is gone for good.

AMANDA: [CHUCKLING] Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Did we miss anything?

No. Catching up.

No, just catching up.

We were just saying how excited we were for the kids to start up school.

Amanda told me Robby's going to West Valley.

He is? How?

DANIEL: We enrolled him.

That's the rule. You stay with us, you go to school.

Good. He should never have dropped out.

Finally, something we agree on. Robby's too smart for that.

WAITRESS: All right, here is your two chile rellenos,

your tostadas de pulpo,

and chicken tacos.

Thank you.

Well, looks good to me.

Oh, sorry, I asked for no sour cream.

Oh. Sorry, let me take that right back.

I knew there'd be something wrong. Why not write it down?

Got to write it down.

You've got to write it down.

It's a rookie mistake.

White belt.

[BOTH LAUGH]

♪ Up, up and away you go

♪ Acting like a miracle

[MOON LAUGHS]

♪ Love is doing the things you'd say

♪ For you and I to do

♪ Heart and soul Nothin' but the fool gold

♪ So now you've gotta pay the toll... ♪

You check out the new Doctor Who trailer?

I don't watch nerd shit.

You know, uh, Moffat isn't the showrunner anymore.

Wait, really? Since when?

Is there a new Doctor?

What's he like?

Oh. She's badass.

"She"? No way.

[MOON AND PIPER GIGGLING]

I'd give up, man. She's moved on.

Defeat does not exist.

[SIGHS] There's that winning attitude

that pushed her away in the first place.

I think you need a healthy dose of inner peace.

It's worked for me.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

[ALL LAUGH AND EXCLAIM]

That's what I thought.

Still a pussy.

ALL: [CHANTING] Drink, drink, drink!

[ALL CHEERING]

How you doing over there, LaRusso?

I could do this all night.

Yeah?

Hey, Big Red, two shots of vodka.

Sam?

Just give it to me.

ALL: [CHANTING] Drink, drink, drink!

ALL: [CONTINUE CHANTING] Drink, drink, drink!

[ALL CHEERING]

You got this, Tory!

[TORY GASPS]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Guess somebody couldn't hold their liquor, huh?

Tory, are you okay?

I'm going to go clean up.

Just leave me alone.

[DANIEL AND JOHNNY LAUGHING]

JOHNNY: He spilt a blueberry pie on my shirt.

That's 'cause you put it on my chair first.

No. No.

He's leaving out the details. Oh, yeah.

Should we get another round?

Mmm-hmm.

I don't know. Last time I went four rounds with LaRusso,

I caught a foot to my face.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, I love salsa night.

May I have this dance?

Oh. You may.

No, no, no. I'm not a dancer.

I'll teach you.

No, I'm not a dancer.

I can be your salsa sensei.

[SALSA MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]

Tell anyone, you're dead.

[CHUCKLES]

Of course, he can dance.

Don't worry about him.

Focus on me. Okay?

This is the basic salsa step.

Forward, together. Back, together.

Forward, together. Back, together.

Oh, damn it.

Hey, eyes up here.

When you're fighting someone, do you look at your feet?

No.

You always look in the eyes.

Oh, Johnny.

You got some moves.

Hey, another round.

Make it a double.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't worry, I'm like totally fine.

No, you're not. You're not acting like yourself, no more drinking.

What, I'm not allowed to party?

Just rollerskating for me?

You my boyfriend or my babysitter?

Just wait here, I'm gonna get you some food.

[LIQUOR POURING]

Maybe you should slow down.

You're just pissed off because I kicked your friend's ass.

You can consider that payback for what you guys did to our dojo.

I had nothing to do with that.

And neither did Tory or Miguel.

Why do you think Miguel returned Mr. Miyagi's medal?

He didn't return it. Demetri found it in the dojo.

No, Miguel took it to your house.

He said he gave it to Robby.

Sam?

I just... I just need some air.

♪ We might be ready if we can just hold steady

♪ 'Cause it's been a long dark night of the soul

♪ And now we got those demons under control ♪

[ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK]

DEMETRI: Excuse me!

[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]

[TAPPING PLASTIC CUP]

I'd like to make a toast.

To Eli Moskowitz.

[ALL MURMURING]

Oh. I'm sorry, [CHUCKLING]

some of you might know him as Hawk.

But underneath that crazy clown cosplay

and whatever type of Manic Panic he dumps in his hair,

he's still good old Eli.

My binary brother.

Well, he was my binary brother.

You know what he is now?

A real zero.

[ALL LAUGH, EXCLAIM]

I love math humor.

All right, that's enough, Demetri.

Don't let that angry red hairdo fool you.

He's a big softie.

We watched every Harry Potter movie together.

And he bawled like a baby when Dobby died.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[MIMICKING CRYING]

All right, if he doesn't shut up, I'm going to shut him up.

Remember what Sensei said

about showing mercy.

[DEMETRI CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING] No.

Here you go.

You know, I hate to admit it, but this was kinda fun.

Let's not make it a regular thing.

I don't think you need to worry about that.

I'll always be Miyagi-Do and you'll always be Cobra Kai.

But that doesn't mean we have to be at war, right?

Kreese is the one who cares about wars, not me.

Good grip.

Wish I could say the same.

[LAUGHS]

[CAR REVVING]

Oh, you just couldn't help yourself, could you?

What? It's badass.

Let's go, Carmen.

Have a good night.

JOHNNY: Good night, LaRussos.

Bye.

[CAR DOORS CLOSING]

[POP MUSIC PLAYING INDOORS]

Hey, Sam.

Is everything okay?

I'm fine.

Never mind.

Miguel, wait. [SIGHS]

I'm sorry.

For what?

I didn't know you returned the medal.

It was really important to my family...

And to me.

So, thank you.

Yeah, well...

Shouldn't have gotten stolen in the first place, so I'm just glad you got it back.

Me, too.

♪ We can wait up after midnight

♪ We ain't waitin' for daylight

♪ We ain't waitin' for daylight

♪ Daylight

♪ Baby, baby, you know you look fine to me

♪ Come take your time with me

♪ Come on and ride with me... ♪

No. We shouldn't have...

I'm with Tory.

And you have...

I...

I'm sorry.

I have to go.

In the words of Eli's hero, Steve Jobs,

"I've got one more thing."

Have any of you heard of sleep enuresis?

Don't.

That is the medical term, of course.

In the King's English, it's good old-fashioned bed-wetting.

[ALL LAUGHING]

And Eli here [CLICKS TONGUE] is a pro.

My mom even had a special air mattress for sleepovers.

And she called it "Eli's waterbed."

[ALL LAUGH]

Screw mercy. You're a corpse!

You're gonna have to go through me.

Stay out of it, traitor.

Hey, don't touch him.

Or what?

Guys, stop. We're friends.

Ooh, I smell a rumble.

[POLICE SIREN WAILS]

GIRL 1: Cops!

GIRL 2: Cops!

[CLAMORING]

Demetri, you got lucky.

I'll see you in school!

Oh, I can't go to jail. My mom will kill me.

Yikes.

Oh, shit!

There you are. I've been looking for you. We got to go.

I'm so sorry, Robby.

It's okay, we just got to get you home.

No, no, no. My parents are going to freak out if they see me like this.

Oh, my God.

Have you seen Tory?

No, no, she must have already left. Come on, we got to go.

[GRUNTING] Come on!

Okay.

[MUFFLED] Come on, come on.

Guys, guys!

You look happy.

Must be the blood rushing to my head from the dancing.

[CHUCKLES] You're a fast learner.

I had a good teacher.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, maybe next time we can try a little something more advanced.

Yeah, I'd like that.

[KEYS JINGLING]

Well, good night.

Good night.

Good night. I already said that, but...

You know.

[CHUCKLING] I know.

Sleep well, Johnny.

You, too.

Good night.

[SIGHS] Should've invited her in, dumbass.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

One sec.

You miss me already?

Hey, Dad.

[SIGHS]

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