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[TIN PAN ALLEY'S "TAKE ME OUT
TO THE BALL GAME"]
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"Baseball's a tough racket.
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"A few bad weeks and it's back
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"to the coal mines for you, pal.
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The pressure never lets up."
Duke Yipkowski.
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Boy, he was a kind man.
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His nickname was, uh,
the Princely Pollock.
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When Ty Cobb went up in the stands
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and tried to stomp
a handicapped guy to death,
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Yip was the only one who did
anything about it.
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He went right up there and said,
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"Hey, knock it off."
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Connie Mack said it best.
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"Yip was a damn fine second baseman
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until the day he wasn't."
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"The first one,
I gripped the ball funny
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"and it carried on me.
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"The second one, I was trying to beat
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"a fast runner and overthrew.
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"" On the third, I took
my time and really aimed it.
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And that's when I forgot how
to throw altogether."
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The remarkable thing
was that he could make
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all the other throws:
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home, second, third.
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But not the simplest one. To first.
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"-" When the ball's hit to me,
the whole crowd takes a breath
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saving up their air to laugh."
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After committing 22 errors
in ten games,
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the Senators released him.
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Two years later, Yip's dead.
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Some say having the game
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taken from him drove him insane.
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I would argue it was the syphilis.
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And he was not the only player
from the Deadball Era
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to die of a sexually
transmitted disease.
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Hugh "The Human Pooper Scooper"
Hooper was deeply committed
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to the scat lifestyle.
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He used to like to pay
prostitutes to squat
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- over a glass coffee table...
- You know what, Jim?
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I actually think we're good.
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I have a little more.
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[FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S
"THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER"]
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Why can't Gabby just give the count?
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'Cause the play-by-play man
tells the story of the game.
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And the heartbeat of the game
is the count.
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How many balls, how many strikes.
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Every pitch changes the at-bat.
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Every at-bat changes the inning.
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Every inning changes the game.
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Whether the story I'm telling
is triumph or tragedy
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can come down to whether
the count is 1 and O
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or 1 and O.
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You just said "one and O" twice.
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[GROANS]
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But, hey, you came
to a meeting this morning.
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And that's a good sign.
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So just give yourself a little time.
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No.
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I don't have time, Shirley.
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The yips are like a missing child.
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The first 48 hours are everything.
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You don't solve it by then,
you might as well start
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checking dumpsters in ever
expanding concentric circles
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for what's left of my career.
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Damn it, I thought getting
sober was supposed
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to solve my problems,
not invent new ones.
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Sobriety just reveals the
problems you've been avoiding
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- with drugs and alcohol.
- Seriously?
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- Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause I got, like, 40 years
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of problems stacked up here.
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I can barely get through five seasons
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- of "Friday Night Lights."
- Oh, you should.
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It's really good.
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Yeah, well, after I watch
"Breaking Bad."
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You haven't seen "Breaking Bad"?
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Oh, don't binge shame me, Shirley.
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I'm barely hanging on here.
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Now, Simmons struggled last year,
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but he spent the off season
working with a batting coach
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- on his swing plane.
- Did he?
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Oh, good thing, too,
because that swing was harder
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to watch than a high school
production of "Equus."
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Fastball misses outside,
one ball to none.
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Not none... no... no tracks. Strike.
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Sorry, folks. Counts one and...
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one... one... one thing about baseball,
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it's a sport that we're all
watching right now together.
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Just missed a pitch as I said that.
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It was inside, so we add that
to the previous ball
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and we get a count of... I wanna say...
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"Mork & Mindy."
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[QUIRKY BANJO MUSIC]
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"Mork & Mindy"?
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Well, I think that went pretty
well after I stopped trying
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to give the count.
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Kind of a fun change of pace
for the audience,
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not to know what the balls
and strikes were.
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Add a little, uh, sense
of mystery to the proceedings.
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Yeah, like, "What is happening?"
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And, "Did that man just say
the numbers tor and nevin?"
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That was a great deal more blunt
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than it needed to be, wasn't it?
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How about you, Gus? Any notes?
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I got one or twore.
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm just kidding.
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We're getting fired.
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Jim, you know,
I've seen this happen before.
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The catcher on my college team
got the yips.
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She suddenly just couldn't
throw back to the pitcher.
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Just the simplest soft toss
became impossible for her.
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Yeah, we were all scared
it was gonna last forever.
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- But it didn't.
- So, what'd the coach do?
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Did he move her to first base?
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DH? What?
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No, she k... she killed herself.
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Yeah, the floor was just
littered with pills.
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The cops theorized
she was trying to, like,
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throw them in her
mouth and she just kept
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missing over and over.
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So she eventually shot herself.
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On the fifth try.
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Why would you tell me that?
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To let you know this is serious.
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Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm trying to...
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Okay, you know what the good news is?
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Spring training game on the radio.
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I doubt very highly that
anybody was listening to it.
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Right?
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I heard that entire game. Wow.
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It was just an endless parade
of suffering
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with no one offering any help. [LAUGHS]
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It was like the Flint,
Michigan, of broadcasts.
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How about laying off of me, huh?
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I thought being sick
was supposed to give
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- a person perspective.
- Oh, it does.
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I had a bird's eye view
to you eating shit down there.
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Gabby, on the other hand,
did a fine job.
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I'm gonna have her do color
on tomorrow's TV broadcast.
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- Uh-huh.
- Because I'm gonna take
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her spot in your booth
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so I can have a ringside seat
to your self-immolation.
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You know, this eighth grade
bully bluster of yours
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might play with the little
piss-ants who flit around you.
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Don't hold much truck with me,
Sonny Jim.
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See, I remember when you were
just a utility player
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whose main utility was
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grounding out to the shortstop.
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Didn't impress me then.
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You don't impress me now,
you jumped up,
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- dim-witted shit heel.
- Okay, who the hell
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do you think you are,
talking to me like that
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- in my ball park?
- Oh, unbunch your panties.
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That was me holding back. Keep it up.
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Happy to give it to you both barrels.
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I'll tell you what, Brockmire.
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Your ass better be ready for tomorrow.
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I will put you on the spot until
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anybody with a radio and ears,
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knows you can't do the count.
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Get ready for your next
public humiliation.
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Hey, I was born ready for humiliation.
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My mother gave birth
to me at a Dress Barn.
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Outlet store. On her break.
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And after,
they had her mop up our mess.
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So suck my balls!
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I don't understand,
I'm doing everything
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I'm supposed to do, to better myself.
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I've been... I've been collecting
these chips for a year now.
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When do I get to cash them
in for a better life?
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AA is not Chuck E. Cheese.
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Yeah, I know. It's worse.
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And Chuck E. Cheese is a parody
of a nightmare.
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Look, my career's gonna be
over in 24 hours, okay?
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For real, I need you to just sponsor
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the shit out of me right now, Shirley.
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So, uh, help me understand
what happens with these yips.
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[SIGHS]
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It's like all of a sudden
there's a stadium filled
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with people inside my head,
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and they're all telling me what to do,
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but they're all saying
different things.
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And they're screaming all of
this at the top of their lungs.
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Also, they all happen to be me,
so they're doing it
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in a... in a really compelling way.
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Yeah, as always,
your narcissism astounds.
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Oh, thank you.
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But these anxieties you're describing,
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they're very normal
for this stage of sobriety.
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The fog has lifted
from your brain and now,
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all these competing thoughts
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are trying to assert themselves
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over your mind and your life.
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You need to rework step three.
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Admit you're powerless
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and that there's
a higher power in control.
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I know. Well, I didn't do that step.
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I don't understand.
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Well, I'm an atheist, Shirley.
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You know, I reject the story
of some sky daddy
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whose approval I'm supposed to beg for.
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I skipped all the steps
that had God in 'em.
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- Well, but that's most of the steps.
- I know.
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That's why I was able to blow
through the program
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in record time.
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Because you didn't actually
work the program.
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See, AA only works if you work it.
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Jim, your yips are directly
related to this issue.
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You're white-knuckling it and
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you're trying to control your life,
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and your sobriety.
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And you can't.
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So you need to find a higher
power that works for you
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or you're not gonna be able to fix it.
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Okay, so all I have to do is
find God in the next 24 hours.
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Is that what you're telling me?
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Oh, well, that should be a
snap, thank you.
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I mean, I don't even know
where to start.
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You could start here.
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At a Catholic church?
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Real life Slytherin? No.
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No, thank you.
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At least with Mormons
you get magic underwear
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and your own planet.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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- Hi.
- Oh, um,
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so, you don't... you don't call ahead?
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Oh, never. No.
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Can't send me to voicemail if
I'm standing on your doorstep.
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No, um, I was wondering,
are you headed to church
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this morning by any chance?
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I am.
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I wonder if I might come with you?
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Okay, let's do this.
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Uh, so this is Jim Brockmire.
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Oh, hi. What a pleasure.
Did she tell you?
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I'm one of those straight men,
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who prefers the company of lesbians.
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- No what?
- No.
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- You know, like a... like a...
- No, no, no.
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Remember, I told you,
that's not a thing.
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Well, we're making it a thing.
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This is how things
become things, Gabby.
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Uh, he wants to come to church with us.
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I think I'll catch a later service.
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Okay, well, just out of curiosity,
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is it because of your
preconceived notions about me
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or the fact that I referenced
your sexuality
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- on our first interaction?
- Both.
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- That's fair enough.
- Yeah.
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Solid.
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[CHURCH BELLS RINGING]
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[ORGAN MUSIC]
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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
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- What's wrong?
- Aren't we at least
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going to a black church?
258
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I mean, I knew today was gonna
be a total write-off,
259
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but I was at least looking
forward to some great music
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and some pretty impressive hats.
261
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I mean, that's nothing but a
bunch of lame-ass white people.
262
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You're lame-ass white people.
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I know, and I think it's pretty obvious
264
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that I hate myself.
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This isn't my regular church,
all right?
266
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I don't live here, either, remember?
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But it's Episcopalian,
268
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it's, like, ten minutes from my house,
269
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and I think I saw
a pride flag inside once.
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Or maybe it was just a rainbow.
I don't know.
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I'm doing what I can. It's Florida.
272
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All right, let's just...
let's just do this thing.
273
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All right, but before we go in,
274
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you have to promise me...
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promise me that you're
not gonna embarrass me.
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Of course I promise you.
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Look, I appreciate you bringing me.
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I know how important it is
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to you, I don't take it lightly.
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Last thing in the world
I wanna do is embarrass you.
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Would you mind closing the door?
283
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Of course, Pastor.
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[DISTANT SHOUTING]
286
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[SHOUTING INTENSIFIES]
287
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Why did you bring up the holocaust?
288
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Well, the priest is the one
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who brought up a benevolent God.
290
00:10:15,472 --> 00:10:17,080
I thought that called
for a rebuttal witness.
291
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,454
No, you called Jesus
the Mayor of Auschwitz.
292
00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:22,099
Well, I don't wanna work
with some thin-skinned God
293
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who can't handle a little criticism.
294
00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:24,913
Now, if He's all-powerful,
295
00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,213
why doesn't he grow
Himself a pair of balls?
296
00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:30,223
Boy, I apologize again
for my behavior back there.
297
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,329
Right now trying to control my emotions
298
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:35,063
is a little bit like trying
to leash train a feral dog
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who has a taste for blood and trash.
300
00:10:37,088 --> 00:10:39,438
People are gonna get bit and
tampons are gonna get eaten.
301
00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:42,309
It's a... it's a process.
302
00:10:42,346 --> 00:10:44,847
Jim, feral dogs get put down.
303
00:10:44,947 --> 00:10:46,764
You know, maybe you
should stop apologizing
304
00:10:46,801 --> 00:10:50,059
for doing shitty things and
just stop doing shitty things.
305
00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:52,068
Well, maybe I should.
306
00:10:52,238 --> 00:10:54,875
Thank you for being such
a straight shooter, there.
307
00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:56,208
And thank you for bringing me here.
308
00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:58,170
This is... uh, boy, this is lovely.
309
00:10:58,301 --> 00:11:00,076
Yeah, I forgot how nice it is.
310
00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:02,341
Maybe Gayle and I will bring
our kid here one day.
311
00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:03,556
Oh, yeah, is that, uh,
312
00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:05,310
a thing that'll be happening soon?
313
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,760
Yeah, I think, um... I hope very soon.
314
00:11:07,824 --> 00:11:10,072
Well, I think you're going
to be an amazing mother.
315
00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:12,174
- Ah.
- No, you're one of the finest people
316
00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:13,503
it's ever been my pleasure to know.
317
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,819
I mean that.
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That's why I'm a little bit
surprised that you believe
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in an all-powerful God
who still had to supplement
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His income as a carpenter.
321
00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:23,009
Doesn't make sense.
322
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,636
You know, there was
this moment right before
323
00:11:25,673 --> 00:11:27,597
my first College World Series game.
324
00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:30,281
I was stressed, nervous.
325
00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:32,737
So I got down, just said a quick
326
00:11:32,774 --> 00:11:34,397
prayer for strength,
327
00:11:34,574 --> 00:11:36,816
and when I stepped out onto the field,
328
00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:40,094
immediately this calm came over me.
329
00:11:40,255 --> 00:11:43,652
I felt connected to everything,
to the crowd,
330
00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:46,590
my teammates, to the bat in my hand.
331
00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:48,165
When that first pitch came,
332
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I knew it was going over the fence.
333
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,714
Knew it as it left the pitcher's hand.
334
00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:56,692
In that moment,
I was sure I was exactly
335
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where I was supposed to be
336
00:11:58,142 --> 00:12:00,260
doing exactly what I
was supposed to be doing.
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00:12:00,297 --> 00:12:02,238
I don't know.
If that's not a higher power,
338
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:04,427
I don't know what is.
339
00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:06,271
Hmm.
340
00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:09,438
You know, that's the first time
that anyone has ever explained
341
00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:11,408
God to me in a way that
actually made sense.
342
00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:12,962
So, thank you.
343
00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:15,046
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
344
00:12:15,176 --> 00:12:16,833
Now do the holocaust.
345
00:12:16,942 --> 00:12:18,668
- No.
- Do it.
346
00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:20,879
- No.
- Please?
347
00:12:21,461 --> 00:12:23,281
Oh, Jim, I heard that Matt The Bat's
348
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,357
coming in to end your career today.
349
00:12:25,972 --> 00:12:28,167
- Where'd you hear that?
- He's telling everybody.
350
00:12:28,204 --> 00:12:29,891
I heard it from the bat boy.
351
00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:31,477
- Little Joaquin?
- Yeah.
352
00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:33,147
With the dimples and the bowl haircut?
353
00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:34,634
- He's so sweet.
- I know.
354
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,836
Joaquin said that Matt's gonna, uh...
355
00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:39,415
to ear hole you with his monster cock.
356
00:12:39,888 --> 00:12:41,777
His English has gotten really good.
357
00:12:41,871 --> 00:12:43,293
Yeah, we're getting fired.
358
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,858
So I'm going to the hotel.
359
00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:46,654
I'm gonna finish packing.
360
00:12:47,025 --> 00:12:49,245
Boy, you really know how
to harsh a guy's
361
00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:51,557
post-picnic high, you know that?
362
00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:01,719
All right, Sky Daddy,
let's do this thing.
363
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,724
Oh, boy.
364
00:13:04,028 --> 00:13:06,200
God, I haven't been in this
position since I was looking
365
00:13:06,237 --> 00:13:09,781
for Sandy Duncan's glass eye
on a bathroom floor.
366
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,052
She wouldn't have sex with me
unless we found it.
367
00:13:12,089 --> 00:13:13,553
Which we never did.
368
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,405
Had to settle for a bunch
of mouth stuff.
369
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:16,814
But this is probably
not a great prayer.
370
00:13:16,851 --> 00:13:20,436
Okay, I don't see any way out
of this stupid thing,
371
00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:22,784
and I was hoping
that you could show me.
372
00:13:22,904 --> 00:13:24,428
Please.
373
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,720
I'll wait.
374
00:13:29,278 --> 00:13:30,813
[SIGHS]
375
00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:33,401
Still waiting.
376
00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:37,948
Oh, my God. I feel something.
377
00:13:38,314 --> 00:13:41,727
Oh, it's like a pressure
deep down inside of me.
378
00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,972
Oh, shit. I just have to pee.
379
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,358
[GROANS]
380
00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:49,517
Jim Brockmire just dominating
this urinal ice.
381
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:53,205
So the rumors are true.
You really do talk to yourself.
382
00:13:53,323 --> 00:13:55,786
Yeah, but I don't talk
to strange men on the toilet.
383
00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:57,596
You're born alone. You die alone.
384
00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:58,875
You should shit alone.
385
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,582
[TOILET FLUSHES]
386
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,685
I was just taking a piss.
387
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,578
I always use the stall
when I'm in public,
388
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:07,052
otherwise everybody tries
389
00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:09,427
to get a peek at the big show.
390
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:12,524
Which I guess makes me a bigger
attraction than you
391
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,486
in the booth and in the John.
392
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:15,898
Man, what is your problem?
393
00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:17,182
You know what? Never mind.
394
00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,982
- Not worth it.
- No, no, no. Don't hold back.
395
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:22,534
Lay into me with both barrels.
396
00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:23,947
All right, fine.
397
00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:26,271
I'm gonna carve through you
like ice at a urinal.
398
00:14:26,372 --> 00:14:28,464
So open wide, motherfuck.
399
00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:31,042
'Cause here comes my mind piss.
400
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:32,226
You are...
401
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:33,803
[VOMITING]
402
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,173
Uh, all right. Well, we...
403
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,317
We can do this later.
404
00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:37,888
[VOMITING]
405
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,227
Or maybe not at all.
406
00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:40,655
I'll... I'll see you in the booth.
407
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:42,388
No, no.
408
00:14:42,763 --> 00:14:45,275
- Say what you were gonna say.
- No.
409
00:14:45,312 --> 00:14:48,190
Anybody vomiting from chemo
gets a pass from me.
410
00:14:48,227 --> 00:14:51,899
Oh, well, I stopped
chemo two weeks ago.
411
00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:53,276
Well, what does that mean?
412
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,946
No, don't pretend to care.
413
00:14:56,023 --> 00:14:58,487
Don't treat me differently
because I'm sick.
414
00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:00,213
That... that's more insulting
than anything
415
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,133
you could possibly say to me.
416
00:15:02,188 --> 00:15:03,788
What... now, you don't know
what I was gonna say.
417
00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:06,050
I need you to be honest with me.
418
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:10,461
My friends and fans, doctors, my wife,
419
00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:12,413
none of them are honest.
420
00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:13,929
Nobody kicks cancer's ass.
421
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:17,718
Cancer either almost kills you
or it kills you.
422
00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:20,336
And it's killing me,
and none of them will admit it.
423
00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:24,224
So, please, do me the goddamn
courtesy of some honesty.
424
00:15:24,377 --> 00:15:26,036
Okeydokey.
425
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,480
[VOMITS]
426
00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:29,901
Do it! [COUGHS]
427
00:15:29,989 --> 00:15:31,056
- Now!
- Okay.
428
00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:33,237
You're a black-hearted piece of shit
429
00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:34,937
who's done more coke than Stevie Nicks
430
00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:36,461
and David Crosby combined.
431
00:15:36,498 --> 00:15:37,687
All true.
432
00:15:37,818 --> 00:15:39,255
Continue. [VOMITS]
433
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,967
Oh, boy. The four luckiest...
434
00:15:41,089 --> 00:15:43,181
[VOMITS]
435
00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:45,917
The four luckiest women
in the world are the ones
436
00:15:45,954 --> 00:15:48,521
who managed to heave your
aggressively sinewy body
437
00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:51,300
off of them long enough to divorce you,
438
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,714
taking with them the only part
439
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,962
of you they ever actually loved,
440
00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:55,403
which was your money. All right?
441
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,515
But that... you know what?
That's blood.
442
00:15:57,552 --> 00:15:58,792
So, you know what? We're gonna get you
443
00:15:58,828 --> 00:15:59,966
to the hospital.
444
00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:01,384
Don't worry. Once you feel better,
445
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,463
I'll tell you all about the time
446
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,525
- I fucked your sister.
- Which one?
447
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,806
I gotta give you some reason
to get better, now don't I?
448
00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:08,234
Now... now, come on.
449
00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:10,292
Gus, I need you to call an ambulance.
450
00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:11,955
Yeah, okay.
451
00:16:12,158 --> 00:16:14,575
Now, please, Assy Joe.
452
00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:22,302
[WHISTLING]
453
00:16:22,401 --> 00:16:24,835
- Wow.
- What?
454
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,340
- That was intense.
- Oh, yeah, man.
455
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,389
You mean, like,
to witness the frailties
456
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,842
of the human body like that?
457
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:36,183
To see the mortal coil
laid bare before us.
458
00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:38,048
It was devastating.
459
00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:41,070
I mean, thank God the man
is okay or, uh,
460
00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:43,896
I do not think that I could continue.
461
00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:48,207
Jim, I don't think I've ever
seen you happier.
462
00:16:48,402 --> 00:16:49,819
Now, come on, Gu... I just...
463
00:16:49,856 --> 00:16:52,675
I'm excited to have my solo booth back.
464
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,781
That's all.
465
00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:55,218
I don't know what
you're so excited about.
466
00:16:55,254 --> 00:16:56,904
You still got the yips.
467
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:58,669
Plus you're solo at the mics,
468
00:16:58,706 --> 00:17:00,843
and now you got nobody to
help you with the count.
469
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,896
That's great producing, Gus.
Really, thanks a lot.
470
00:17:05,376 --> 00:17:07,777
Great. Great pep talk.
471
00:17:07,997 --> 00:17:10,605
[BLUESY GUITAR MUSIC]
472
00:17:11,058 --> 00:17:17,256
473
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:18,841
[SIGHS]
474
00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:21,318
Come on. You can do it, you can do it.
475
00:17:21,935 --> 00:17:23,095
Hello, baseball fans.
476
00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:25,398
Jim Brockmire with you today
flying solo
477
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:26,935
through the friendly Florida skies,
478
00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:30,254
so put your tray tables up
and fasten your seatbelts
479
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,911
because you are in the center seat.
480
00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,646
I am in both the aisle and the window,
481
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:35,606
and I am feeling chatty.
482
00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:37,130
[CHUCKLES] Just about ready
483
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,884
for the first pitch
here this afternoon.
484
00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:41,358
Sitko making his spring debut
on the mound,
485
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:44,206
looking to bounce back from,
well, a pretty disastrous
486
00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:47,184
season last year where he had
about as much control
487
00:17:47,221 --> 00:17:50,281
as an Amish kid during
the Rumspringa at Burning Man.
488
00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:52,597
And d?j? vu all over again.
489
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:55,199
He begins this year much like
he ended the last,
490
00:17:55,236 --> 00:17:58,778
with a fast ball way outside
for a ball one and O.
491
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,929
One ball and O strikes,
which is the count
492
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,846
as it currently exists.
493
00:18:03,972 --> 00:18:06,419
Sitko misses outside again.
494
00:18:06,439 --> 00:18:09,773
Time, two and O.
Two balls and no strikes.
495
00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:15,001
Folks, we got ourselves a ball
game here this afternoon.
496
00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,170
Munich red hot thus far this spring.
497
00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:18,400
Eight for 13.
498
00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:19,700
No walks, no strike outs.
499
00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:21,663
Definitely looking to make contact.
500
00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:23,820
That broadcast was fantastic.
501
00:18:24,012 --> 00:18:25,529
I just got off the phone
with the owners.
502
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:28,517
They loved that two-inning riff
on Bob Fosse's "Cabaret"
503
00:18:28,554 --> 00:18:29,697
and the way that you seamlessly
504
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,153
dovetailed it right back into the game.
505
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,215
Well, the parallels between Andujar
506
00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:34,932
and Sally Bowles,
that's just low-hanging fruit.
507
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:37,282
I mean, I can't be the first
person who ever noticed that.
508
00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:40,140
Well, they said that this was
the quintessential Brockmire
509
00:18:40,177 --> 00:18:41,659
they wanted when they hired you.
510
00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:43,382
They're giving you a solo booth.
511
00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:44,705
- Get out of here.
- Yep.
512
00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:45,981
- That's incredible.
- I know.
513
00:18:46,018 --> 00:18:47,732
And they're excited
because now they get to save
514
00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:49,530
a ton of money when they fire Gabby.
515
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,553
- They're gonna fire Gabby?
- Yeah.
516
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,847
And could you do that for me?
517
00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:54,860
Because I'm not good at confrontation.
518
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,359
What are you good at, Gus?
519
00:18:57,545 --> 00:18:58,693
Four way stops.
520
00:18:58,752 --> 00:18:59,996
I'm good at four way stops.
521
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:01,532
I always know who to yield to.
522
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:04,412
That's the... that's
the saddest brag ever.
523
00:19:06,653 --> 00:19:08,812
That's the first time
you haven't done a share.
524
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,367
- What's going on?
- Nothing.
525
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:12,650
I'm not hiding anything
from you, Shirley.
526
00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:15,056
Took your note about the whole
higher power thing,
527
00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:17,666
and I reached out to God,
and He got right back to me.
528
00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:18,982
[CHAIR CLATTERS]
529
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,797
Turns out he's the Old Testament God.
530
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:23,572
He smote my enemy
and he punished the innocent.
531
00:19:23,723 --> 00:19:25,713
Wh... what do you think
God did, exactly?
532
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,359
He made Mat "The Bat" sick,
533
00:19:27,396 --> 00:19:28,891
so he couldn't call the ball game,
534
00:19:28,928 --> 00:19:31,152
and He gave me my solo booth back.
535
00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:34,643
Hmm. What about you partner?
536
00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:37,252
I have to fire her tomorrow.
537
00:19:37,614 --> 00:19:39,836
Remind me what happened
to your last partner.
538
00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:42,948
I fired him so I could get
a solo booth.
539
00:19:43,469 --> 00:19:45,569
Why?
You think these things are related?
540
00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:48,706
- Very much so.
- Huh.
541
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:51,915
Anywhoodles, turns out I understand God
542
00:19:51,952 --> 00:19:53,268
a lot better than I thought I did.
543
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,900
He runs a protection racket.
544
00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:57,161
You need something and you
can't turn to anybody
545
00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:58,893
in the mortal realm, you call on God,
546
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,323
you ask Him for a favor.
547
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,051
Someday... and that day
may never come...
548
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:04,204
He asks you for a favor in return.
549
00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:07,188
- God is not the Godfather.
- I know.
550
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,911
Don Corleone just had
politicians in his pocket
551
00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:11,364
like so many nickels and dimes.
552
00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:13,956
God's got all of existence
on His payroll.
553
00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:15,918
Well, you have not found God.
554
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,758
And you have not found
your higher power.
555
00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:19,962
And please, for Christ's sake,
watch another movie.
556
00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:23,365
But my yips went away
when I was by myself talking.
557
00:20:23,442 --> 00:20:26,346
Talking over the voices
is not gonna get rid of them.
558
00:20:26,428 --> 00:20:28,290
It's just gonna make them
scream louder to be heard.
559
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,886
You need to work the steps.
560
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:31,434
You know, this is starting
to feel a lot
561
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,066
like brainwashing to me.
562
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,562
I there's a brain in this
world that needs a wash,
563
00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:36,807
it's yours.
564
00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:38,458
'Cause you're gonna relapse.
565
00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:39,737
And you know that.
566
00:20:39,925 --> 00:20:42,325
Nothing's ever good enough for you,
Shirley. I mean, what do I have to do?
567
00:20:42,361 --> 00:20:44,433
I got my old girlfriend's
new boyfriend a job,
568
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,834
I went to a white person church,
569
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,413
I apologized to a freaking
French Canadian.
570
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,479
I mean, when do I get to stop
worrying about everybody else
571
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,100
and focus on myself again? Huh?
572
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,620
When's it gonna be Jim's turn?
573
00:20:53,676 --> 00:20:56,175
When doing good things
stops feeling like a chore,
574
00:20:56,212 --> 00:20:58,077
then it can be Jim's turn again.
575
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,198
Then I'll just be addicted
to helping people.
576
00:21:01,322 --> 00:21:03,408
And, no, that seems like
a lateral move to me.
577
00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:04,857
At best.
578
00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:07,148
[GUITAR MUSIC]
579
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,007
Two outs tying run at the plate.
580
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,372
Williams sets and delivers,
and misses inside
581
00:21:11,409 --> 00:21:13,668
with a slider low, two and...
582
00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:15,801
- Two and...
- Two and one.
583
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:17,049
What she said.
584
00:21:17,086 --> 00:21:19,407
Clock skies one out to left
for the final out,
585
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,410
and we head to the bottom
of the fifth, folks.
586
00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,997
Hey, good job, buddy.
587
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,458
I'm glad we figured out a solution.
588
00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:26,702
Oh, me too.
589
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,544
You know, it turns out all
we had to do is take that
590
00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:30,703
feral dog and chop his balls off.
591
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:33,508
It's... it's a process.
592
00:21:33,761 --> 00:21:36,570
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