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my mom she's helping me find a new wife

she told me that they she goes I found a

fantastic wife from a very good

background very good family this is this

is exciting

cool can I see a picture no you can't

see a pic shit

but why she's a good girl what's this

one good girls don't say pictures I said

but she have a Facebook or something she

cuz know why you want a Facebook hair

you want to poach head well you know

wouldn't be a bad idea would be a good

way I'm introducing myself what about

her does she know how I look like you

know anything about this for Sean she

goes yes she does like watch cuz she saw

you on YouTube

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why so long did she arrive safely yes

her flight was on time

welcome Aziza Salam thank you I'm so

sorry

I'll see you soon

hey ray let me help

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thank you

Chad's on

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you

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the halls she's upstairs but we should

let her sleep she's you go yonder

chief Erdos a baron how hot vote on Joe

mayor noble hooray how I told a small

humor to become a Dory tune all the

butter cold I mean

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faint or skinny

what's wrong

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hi

yes sure I said as well she's right here

Angela

what happened how come no one told me

about her accident oh is it really that

bad shouts ah listen son no one is

perfect except God I know I just think

someone should have said something

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hi sorry

in the garden my bird kite she can't fly

up could you please give her back to me

Thanks she likes you

Sebastian

they better keep dying say thank you to

what's-her-name

I had a bird back home he used to sing

what happened please wait what were you

reading

who me oh yeah Alana has her book ooh me

was a man

oh good you're eating

I just made some lentil soup oh I can

get no you see

I am a Soviet Jew I know I know this

looks like I'm Persian and I have been

trying to pluck my chin hairs more of it

I apologize

off the bat for what my name means in

Farsi it's not a nice word kira

soltanovich is my name some of you guys

are confused it's a bologna pony are you

with me that's what my name means could

imagine being introduced yes sir it's

snake trouser I'm gonna bring up our

next act he is one of my good friends

very funny talented guy Shawn in a lot

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I just got married oh she's so amazing

she actually just got here from Iran my

American friends uh they have a hard

time saying her name her name is sha

Saud which is a beautiful name

in Farsi and my American friends always

have a trouble bikini miss a than

English or saucier ah sure sure Z sure

za I say sweetheart you feel free to

want to change it like I've changed my

name to Shawn would you like to do this

she was so graceful the bunch cuz no I'm

not gonna change my name and I'm gonna

stay authentic and I personally very

proud of her for that anybody didn't

keep it real

that's incredible

well they look like he Lloyd scars but

there are actually hypertrophic scars

you didn't have any scarring anywhere

before the acid attacks no well they

seem to be dormant do you have any

itching or needle pains yes before we

can do major reconstruction and make it

look perfect

but there's a risk of hypertrophic scar

tissue developing again as well as

itching and needle pains

is there any other options absolutely

yes

I don't want to do it why I just took

you to the best plastic surgeon why do I

have to do it I thought you want to mmm

doesn't every woman wants to be more

pretty

hey what's up you want to come in

are you okay yes I always play piano oh

that's you Lana

she teaches piano piano teacher mm-hmm

thank you welcome home Sean we had an

idea how about SARS uh takes a few piano

lessons from that woman the piano

teacher

please come in this is chef dawn yeah

sir hasad my favorite ballet welcome

princess Shahrazad thank you Oh for you

thank you you know that chef lock means

of course the Russian rimsky-korsakov

tenon would you like some breakfast oh

no thank you

please have some breakfast with this no

no thank you

I I just ate you must have something

maybe she's not hungry

no no no it's person pull the test you

must ask three times well at least have

some tea this stuff supposed to cure

cancer okay thank you

you remind me of Hanna Persian student

that I had she had to flee around when

she was eight with her whole family she

cried when they said she couldn't bring

her piano oh honey

time yes we'd like to soft boil our exit

Tchaikovsky

so you just got here just arrived to us

what's going on over there oh it's it's

bad it's a big open-air prison

everything is controlled by the

government

everyone must speak and behave the same

way that's crazy

yes you know the book of Esther I've

always wanted to visit Persia if you are

an artist you cannot live there a woman

has to wear a hijab every day you have

to lie to yourself lie to everyone I

could not sing in public

sorry but Iran is not Persia anymore

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well you had a good teacher I could

learn more yeah you are rushing it so

you can just take your time um I play

that's how what I think also you sing

too yes

oh please go on okay oh um hey handsome

you wanna have water some plants or

something hot again abortions they on

Channel

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cash cast have on all this hair is hot

again

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it is not on

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was that about at poem bad Oh me

Oh Rumi I love for me in fact I had a

book where is it Sebastian I think has

my book um can i play you know some fun

please

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there you go

how did it go good can I show you

something

Thank You me huh

my parents my mom mr. day in Spain she

wanted me be blown about the minute what

are you doing here my dad was uh he was

American born here he works for the UN

world agriculture yeah well he was

killed

sadi on a UN mission of north near Iraq

helping out farmers at new year actually

actually what's that Bobby it's Carl I'm

so sorry

yeah I'm sorry I shouldn't no no it's

okay

my dad was also killed a tonic or poison

gas yes well I I was mom I never knew

him

you should recognize in the landscape

ironic occurs border my dad shadow his

driver and the little boy with a kite

that's you this was a the last time I

saw him

Smith mmm they smell so good

sorry he and his best friend were in an

accident raising their bikes and his

best friend fell and died and Ray hit

his head on a rock and was in a coma for

a long long time they thought we had

lost him be patient with RA hmm versus

best friend died then his dad god bless

his soul but Ray adores Shawn it's like

it his dad he will get used to you yes

these new jokes are off the freaking

charts off the freaking charts

it means killer jokes

how about a piano just a small one

maybe later I can teach children yeah

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sorry sorry I the other day I shouldn't

have you don't know me why you touch me

sorry

beautiful what does it mean

got snapped destiny many Spanish songs

about her listener why they named in

Sebastian my dad you love Sebastian by

listening Sebastian Bach was the only

way you could go to sleep Bach music so

fatal

who was that woman what woman the blonde

the one who drove in the car

Ilona your piano teacher she she was she

had a wig on her I thought she was your

boss yeah

she is my boss I took it to a clinic

once a week she she has breast cancer

bad guess

yes ma'am

breast cancer I'm so sorry

she was a famous actress she was in

Salome's kiss maybe you saw it no I must

in your eyes I see the heavens in the

heavens I see your eyes

is this the guy room hit a musical black

yes only read a few poems about

son roses wine love very different than

the Iran we see on TV

here Otto's 800 years ago

800

here listen to this

after you let us cover this world know

me yes why were you crying

something happened back home I wish you

could read Rumi in Persian then maybe

you'd understand why sometimes I've

cried translating poetry of life listen

behind the glass window

who told you that ulaana you told her

that yes

yeah you're named after Shara's a

storyteller every 1001 nights the young

princess who charmed a king and saved

all the Virgin's from being beheaded I

don't deserve to be called shot his own

why why do you say that

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honey no one can teach you that okay I

need more this is about sadness it's

about passion it's just think about it

if you're listening to it do you want to

hear this

okay all the notes are there the rhythms

correct

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okay so I need you to try it again this

time I want you to pretend that I'm not

here looks just you okay

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yes that's a cough Sookie yes thank you

oh do you want to hear the music I was

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here so sorry it's damn chemo did you

know I was sick yes I'm so sorry

that pray it goes away I'm sure it will

go away I've been fighting this for so

long

I don't know

I I have a big scar that would never go

away

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relax breathe helps with the nausea

go go go go go go yes yes it was a

beautiful game good game

oh good game celebrate that's for you

let's change time

today is the anniversary of the tragic

murder of Natasha I studied with her

music teacher we've seen courageous

women stand up to the brutality and

threats and we've experienced the

searing image of a woman bleeding to

death on the streets protesting among

thousands of peaceful opposition

demonstrators Zoltan was shot dead by

the beseech Iran's Revolutionary Guard

today Iran's oppressed women remain the

unsung heroes of the opposition

jhaza

hey Sebastian good job

Thanks Oh take some roses up for alehna

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after you let us cover this world

Sebastian are you awake

that's your sweet hands please hand me

those Devils

well not John Sean wouldn't be here any

minute

no T except in morning but it's morning

and death on no no no didn't we say no

cigarettes an OT except in the morning

well it's morning in terrible shut up

shut up right by God what is with you

son

no smoking no black tea okay please

remember the doctor you know she had a

heart attack

oh god yeah all right here one nine

seven nine man it open

mom's jittery you know put your jewelry

here too if you want

he's back yeah the good yeah I love you

this is our home I want to make sure you

say

I got a gig in New York City you want to

go yes one day I should stay to look

after your mother I know you've been

talking to Sebastian and his completely

innocent but he might misunderstand

could you stop

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sorry

please go on as these and give them some

roses for the piano teacher be careful

with your bird

next time the cat might eat it

train hard to be when love stills in

your alley he has no choice he longs to

kiss every one of your hair

he has a choice you taught me to buy

Okita to

you are the rose I'm the thorn don't

show your beauty without me go sounds

strange in English seriously

my family doesn't like it I talk to men

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meet me at the cliff tomorrow

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Bravo Wow you were wonderful

thank you a new friend

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hi show you my yes is that your friend

the accident

d-did you take that yeah I mean Sean

says you play well

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not as well as you please yeah play more

I like it you like my brother yes of

course my husband you love him

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Jericho zombie Rockets when I visited my

dad in Kurdistan got me that one at the

airport

the airlift you know green is the color

of a freedom movement

yeah but Garcia look I was first working

Spanish boat

you wrote better they get the kettle

better they're green how I love your

green

Oh John are you okay

play me that Rumi song shares our likes

it comes my heart

that is divine I love you more I love

you John

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let me take that

why you folks Oh

suspicious

Shawn your uncle

No yeah

how long okay yes I'm early

mommy's sick I have to go um thank you

take these please leave us sir southern

ivy you okay but this with you on this

Sebastian nothing you're risking your

life on all of this for a gardener

you're going to shame us all if our

mother mom and John just someone to talk

to as exam do not fool yourself or us

but as Sean finds out that you're still

talking to the sky

nothing will happen what will happen if

you run off for this Sebastian and then

he drops you huh who do you turn to who

will take you then huh especially when

they find out about your damage I am

sorry

you know our man who will marry a

divorced woman huh just as my mom's out

there promise me I promise mama

what I will just keep right keep you do

it okay okay if you're doing okay call

9-1-1 call the ambulance

come on

well what's your breathe breathe

Oh

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sorry

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you're not feeling sorry for me are you

no I know about you and char sod I think

I don't recognize falling in love or out

of it I'm sick but I'm still here but

I'm still me so we don't lie

I didn't know how or what oh yeah I was

going to I am sorry it's okay I get it

just you do what you need to do but

don't you hang around here because you

pity me

hello anyone hey hey what are you doing

man well please don't hurt her

she flies off sometimes she's a Chinese

betray knees next time it'll be a dead

bird here's the last freaking check

don't ever come near this house again

go go get out of here my mother is the

reason I'm here with you tonight she is

the one who encouraged me to choose

comedy as a way of life and she taught

me that comedy and tragedy are the yin

and yang of life and no matter what I

always should laugh and cause laughter

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thank you very much

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nice now I gotta tell you I'm very proud

I just married an Iranian woman she's a

great musician she's a great singer I

actually bought her a piano so I thought

this would be great but I tell you

something I'm actually losing my

marriage to this piano straight up the

piano is taking over my life the only

time I catch her the most sensual moment

of her being is with that freaking piano

sits there with her heard there like

finger just pull it just touching and

caressing this piano and I'm like good I

wish I was a piano show you something

it's just a thank you

yeah I can't I have to tell you

something you can tell me

see that red Sun surprise I can't I

swear by Rumi Rockets bombs we can early

but should see this place at midnight

people jump on the tables have a good

time and other people they think there

would complete and finish or the same no

no no no no they are very different

specially when it comes to marriage look

when you marry the right woman you are

complete when you marry the wrong woman

you are finished

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there's also mangoes guys

my biggest night do you know do you have

any idea what I've been through to get

up there huh and you were supposed to

stay with me where were you sorry I I

still have big headache you care about

me hmm

about my work about us I support your

work but you always come home late and

sleep late the times we are together you

never talk to me about what I like my

singing

were you sick you you make jokes in

public about my piano unbelievable

char so that's just a freakin comedy are

you kidding I'm not even gonna go there

I'm never going back there either ever

momma don't matter you go a black

sweater before have you have you been

drinking I will as soon as I get my

papers you you shouldn't be drinking so

much please speak don't cry

tomorrow I'll see the lawyer I will

there's thrown him you do mama boom

hello hello

what's wrong I don't know my accident

it's okay I love you oh god what am I

doing here

whoa what is that supposed to mean huh

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thank you you you want I check yes

iCloud man where you last year iPhone

awesome Austin where'd you learn that

all right buddy let's go

we'll be back before it gets dark okay

call me if you need anything see you

hi

where they all go basketball game

haha

no you crazy didn't you want to tell me

something they will kill us in a corner

Rumi will end up in paradise

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see the dolphins

so what can you not touch your seat it

hits you like a light and lives you up

to heaven god no it can leap from heart

to heart make you dance laughs or we

Rumi

now close but no it's music music you

tricked me

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Oh buddy I didn't know you played some

Kurdish tunes circle taught me should

have taken more lessons

she does Fisher how is that the young

princess of 1,001 nights seductive

storyteller who told stories night after

night so the angry King would not be

header like all the other virgins he

slept with Ella became only because his

wife deceived him so every night at dawn

Shara's I would end on a cliffhanger so

the angry King would save her to hear

the end of this store showers I not only

saved herself saved all the other

burdens - I wish I could also say the

other girls

come on in just take a swim

you can swim on my bed

are you

I'm married

what I can't

Hey

have you been we heard yourself you know

my arm is dead

I couldn't get in I had to use my left

to turn the lock can't cook I'm sorry

let's go to the clinic in a minute all

right

dawnie washy eighth notes they're almost

a cot oh okay try it that's it go on

what is it

go on we try to find a boat boat for you

that sings in Persian but they

apparently just sing in Korean

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oh you honky

sorry if you ever touch me again I can

Shawn

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how is she okay

I can't you're married

at least you so much

oh thank you I'll get it okay

when I dream I don't have cancer

huh I cool your breath is where the love

is out there in that cliff I watch the

Sun go down the Stars come on one by one

they're so sneaky

the prettiest the waves it was all

enough that

like Rumi says the ecstasy of the divine

I've never asked you how old are you

I'll be 23 in February 23 you are so

young huh listen to me

life is a gift but youth is magic

I had my magic huh not even cancer can

take that away don't waste it

it should be her Sebastian I'm already

married

thanks huh

you know by the way you didn't miss much

Las Vegas should be renamed los losers

carry the mama

what happened

speak to me my mother passed away that's

better

I tried the conic she couldn't sleep she

wanted to

your name and mine do you remember me if

you love yourself more than you love me

I died to myself so I live only for you

I love you I love you son

but I am married and you have to take

care of poor Ilona I just not not to be

someone watching us

why didn't you tell me sooner didn't you

notice my wedding ring you have so many

rings how would I know I wanted to tell

you but Ilana and everything happened so

fast that maybe it's my fate arranged

marriage no no we we knew each other

when I was younger I saw him on YouTube

I had to get out of Iran

oh so a convenient marriage

what a hell don't use your phone where

were you what do you even care you don't

even know me you don't talk to me Auden

cottage encouraged did I encourage you

to run around with a freakish Sebastian

behind my back do you ever speak to up

again both of you will be very sorry for

what you are grateful woman did I not

save you from the Imams do not buy your

own car young mother hit me again I will

call the police you will not to leave

this house again without one of us you

want me to live here like I'm back home

in prison I will call the police I'm

sorry shower saw I'm sorry what am i

doing will you please forgive me

Shar saw

Oh

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okay got a clean oil check the gun now

that otherwise it'll Jam I've got big

headache I'm going down to beach okay

hey John go with it sorry I need to be

alone

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just a crudo

long

sister not quit huh gosh

all over

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she dreams on a balcony with eyes of

cold silver green how I love you green

you like vodka mysterious

the Rose was now looking for wisdom Orca

shadow the edge of flesh and dreaming

are we dreaming Donna

and though you smell like roses taste

like wine maybe now with the little sea

salt

it's my mother's you like the moon

and don't buy the Stars thank you

unless we need to get you out of these

wet things I have to tell you something

back home

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you are a desert chowder

I love you

I love you

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keep these for me

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hi Jeff done such a dumb bunny we gotta

talk thankfully me speaking to my mom

okay see you upstairs

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tomorrow we'll be up there among the

stars I'm afraid to fly in our hearts

tears and laughed at live side by side

up there you can sleep as much as you

want otherwise

Hey

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Shunta this guide no I didn't mean

anybody I know buddy you wouldn't hurt a

fly

come on right give me the gun let's not

do anything to upset our mom give me the

gun Roger please

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No

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Yasmani her own shovel

Oh

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on Chander

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on Shabbat

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you

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