All language subtitles for Better Things s03e05 No Limit.eng

It lasted, like, over two weeks.

Sometimes, our ovaries--

they just get lazy.

Yeah, and I guess these are
what you would call hot flashes.

I can't believe this is actually
finally happening to me.

Also, plus, my ex-husband

is repeatedly raping me
every night.

Excuse me?

In my dreams.

No, not dreams.

They're nightmares,
in my nightmares.

U-Uh, I'm sorry,
that, uh... sounds awful.

Do you think it's,
like, hormones?

You think this is it?

I mean, this has got to be it.
This is it, right?

Well, we'll take
your blood today

and again in six months.

And if you don't get
another period,

then you will be
in perimenopause.

We'll also check
your FSH levels.

Below 20 is normal,
above 30 is change of life.

This is normal.

You're degenerating.

Oh. Thank you.

You're coming into
your gland finale.

Like, the fireworks at the end
of the Fourth of July.

Okay, yes. Yes!

I can't wait to have
a full beard.

Or a soul patch.

(laughing):
Okay, well.

Uh, let's have a look.

Please put your heels up
in the stirrups.

(groans)
Okay.

(exhales loudly)

(faucet turns on)

(faucet turns off)

-Okay.
-(clears throat)

Uh, could you please, uh,
scoot down a little bit.

-Little bit further, please?
-Okay.

(clears throat)

I'm-I'm sorry to ask,

but are you gonna put on gloves?

Oh, yes, I am.

Um, I always do.

See? Right here.

-Okay, good. (sharp exhale)
-Got it.

Sorry. I didn't mean to question
your professionalism.

Does it... does it bother you
that I asked you that?

Nah, we're all good, Sam.

Okay, good.

Because, if you think about it,
Dr. Chen,

there's just
one thin layer of latex

that is the difference
between you examining me

and you fingering me.

You know what I'm saying?

Let's just try to relax.

Yeah.

Uh, wiggle your toes, please.

Why?

It, uh, it helps
to open you up down there.

(exhales)

*

MAN (quietly):
First thing on your disclaimer...

(quietly): Entrants use this
facility at their own risk.

Unsafe driving conditions
can lead

to injuries and/or death.

So please be aware

-of the front two pedals...
-Hey, buddy.

Sorry to interrupt, but I...

Can you talk
a little bit louder?

-I can't hear you.
-FRANKIE: Mom. Stop.

He's telling us
important safety things.

We're about to operate
dangerous machinery.

-We need to hear this.
-It's not important, Sam.

It's safety B.S.
and legal disclaimers

that would never hold up
in court.

-(sighs)
-Mom? Mom.

Can I have more quarters
for air hockey?

I gave you ten dollars.
You already spent it?

Uh-huh, on the claw machine.
Can we have more?

-And we want to play air hockey.
-Where's Pepper?

She's over there
playing at the pool table.

Okay.

-Okay?
-Bye.

I love you. T.Y. T.Y. T.Y.

Okay, you're welcome. Y.W.

Please, continue.

So.

(quietly): Keep a three-yard
distance between each kart

-on the way,
so if you get be... -Buddy.

Bro, not to be an asshole,

but I still can't hear you.
Not at all.

Listen, I know this probably
isn't your dream job,

but what you do here
is important.

You provide
a very important service,

so we need to hear you.

Okay, yeah, sure.

Mom, do you want to ride
the go-karts, or not?

No, I really don't.

But I'm trying to give
you guys a fun childhood

and at the same time,
to not die or get paralyzed.

-(spit three times)
-All right, Mom,

stop being so dramatic.

And you, sir, are the only thing
that sits between

my family
and a horrible tragedy.

So please make
your instructions clearer.

Sing out, Louise.

-Um, Ollivier.
-OLLIVIER: Oh.

-My name's Ollivier.
-FRANKIE: Oh, he's Ollivier.

-Oh.
-Ollivier. -(chuckling)

-Oh.
-So funny, man.

-I'm Ollivier, as well.
-That's crazy, man.

Nice to meet you, Ollivier.

Right back at you, man.

Give us your instructions,
Go-Kart Ollivier.

(chuckles softly)

Um, entrants use this facility
at their own risk.

Any unsafe driving conditions
can lead to

injuries and/or death.

There we have
our first two pedals.

The green pedal
is for acceleration,

and the red pedal
is for the brakes.

* Yeah, turn here *

* Turn it down and out *

* Turn here *

* I'll give you love
without a doubt *

* Turn here *

* When I need some kissing *

* Your true love is... *

You got the wrong one.

Hey! Fun mom!

* I need someone
to call my own *

* Someone to love... *

(laughing)

Yes.

I'm a wheelman from way back.

Yes, I am.

(laughs)

Fun, right?

Hey, Mom, hot behind.

* That will be... *

I love you, Mom!

Me, more!

-* Come on, turn, now *
-Ooh.

* Yeah *

* Turn here right now *

* Need some loving *

* I need your loving, babe. *

-Shotgun.
-Duke, don't.

Don't try.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

-Getting in the car.
-Hey, no. No. Hey.

-Duke. Duke. No, get out.
-DUKE: What? What?

-Hey! Stop. Are you kidding me?
-Out. Out.

Are you coming home for dinner?

Uh, I don't know.

DUKE:
Why? This is unfair.

-Those are so sweet.
-FRANKIE: No, it's not unfair.

-Will you send me those?
-Mm-hmm.

FRANKIE:
You've been getting it all this time.

DUKE:
Stop, stop! You got all last week, you got it.

-I will always get it,
I'm older. -SAM: Guys.

Listen, technically,
you're too small

to legally sit
in the front seat.

-Shut up!
-Enough.

-Mom could get arrested,
you know. -You're so rude!

Hey! That's enough.

Be quiet. Stop it.

-Hey!
-Selfish!

-I'm done.
-Super dramatic, Mom.

DUKE:
So mean.

Oh.

(exhales)

Okay, I tell you what.

You have one minute.

You can say anything you want
to each other.

Anything.
You get it all out.

Say the worst things
that pop into your head.

Anything.

And then it's over.

Okay?

-Anything?
-Anything.

For real, Mom?
Like, bad words?

Really bad words?

Yep, no limit.

Cursing?
We can curse?

Yes, go for it.

But then it's over.
Okay?

Let me see you fight.

You can really get it all out.

Just say all the bad things
to each other.

One minute.

And, go.

-Bitch, fucking asshole.
-Little baby.

- Mommy's little perfect angel.
-Selfish, fishpussy psycho.

-Manipulative.
-Dick breath.

-Get everything you want.
-Shit licker.

-Manipulative, spoiled...
-Psycho.

Cock, douche sack, fuckface!

* Pedal to the metal... *

-MAX: What just happened?
-That's your little sister.

(laughter)

-I'm dizzy.
-FRANKIE: Duke!

(laughter continues)

Your mouth!

-Oh, my God!
-(laughing)

-MAX: Is that what she said?
-No!

Did she just say that?

I wash out your mouth
with soap.

-(laughing)
-That's it.

-What do you think you're doing?
-(laughing)

(laughing):
No, Pepper, close your ears.

That's the worst thing.

Oh, my God.
Wash your mouth out with soap.

Oh, my God, I'm done.

*

I didn't know
you knew those words!

ALL:
* Tanti auguri, cara Lala

* Tanti auguri a te.

-Happy birthday.
-(exclaims)

-What can this be?
-It's called The Womanizer.

It, um... well...

it sucks on your clit.

-Oy.
-(laughs)

-Sam, Sam.
-It's for your clit.

-I hold a clit thing.
-I don't like it.

They did a study-- half of all
women orgasm within 60 seconds.

-What? 60 seconds?
-60 seconds.

-Excuse me.
-(laughing)

I'm sorry it doesn't
come attached

to an actual living,
breathing man, but...

-they seem to be all off
with 25-year-olds these days. -SAM: Oh, yeah.

That's because
we've aged out of our men,

like kids age out
of the foster care system.

Facts on facts
on facts on facts.

-(laughter)
-That's it.

-Thank you.
-Double fisting.

-*
-(laughing)

Ooh. Ooh. What?

I don't... I don't see a ring.
I don't have a ring.

-Who doesn't, even?
-IDA: My husband is just boring.

He wasn't always boring.
He's boring.

And he talks
and all I hear is...

(mumbling)

White noise.

You're so lucky
you got out, Sam.

I am next, goddamn it.

-I'm next.
-(laughing)

Hello, ladies.
Uh, so, tonight's special...

Oh, honey, hi, listen, no
offense, but could we have him?

'Cause we never get to look
at anything nice like that.

Come on, you get to fuck him,

-we just want
play with him a little. -(snorts)

-Seems fair.
-IDA: Yeah.

Buonasera, grazie.

Don't give me that look.
Did you see that look she...

I'll kill you, I'll kill you.

(laughing)

Tonight I'm gonna do rails,
I'm gonna fuck that waiter,

and I'm gonna leave my husband.

It's all happening tonight,
all happening.

Thank you.

MARCELLO:
Buonasera, signorine.

ALL:
Buonasera.

MARCELLO:
Buonasera.

Da che parte dell'Italia vieni?

-Naples.
-Oh.

Come hai imparato a parlare
cosi bene italiana?

(laughs) Well, I spent
summers in Avellino.

Hai visitato il Santuario
di Montevergine?

Of course.

I spent my 40th birthday
in Avellino.

You are not 40.

-Um, yeah, I am 40. (chuckles)
-Not possible.

(whispers):
Shut up.

Yes, look.

I got this necklace

on my 40th birthday.

It's made from a 230-year-old
Italian coin.

So pretty. Marcello,
you have them all to yourself.

This isn't fair.

You have to share.

I'll share.

Oh, my God.

When they do that it makes me
feel like we're in wheelchairs

lined up outside
the nursing home.

Just put a thin blanket
over my legs

-and point me towards the sun.
-Ugh.

-When did we start being that?
-About ten years ago.

Yeah, and about 20 years ago,
I would've believed them.

And then they would've tried
to take us to a club after

and most of us
would've gotten laid.

Oh, me the most.
Me the most laid.

(laughs)

We're irrelevant.

-We're obsolete.
-We're disgusting.

Absolutely disgusting.

I have a belly and a beard
and my period.

My stomach's trying
to fuck my pussy.

You realize this is as good
as we're ever gonna look, right?

It's just gonna go downhill
from here.

-I know. 100%.
-Ooh.

Can't wait, though.
(laughs)

Yeah.

(laughing)

This is... a goal of life.

This was part of my flow chart.

* And I am the sun and I set *

* And the world... *

(clears throat) Do you and Danny
still do it every day?

Well, in a word... yes.

Sometimes more than once.

But do you guys pretend to-to,
like, be other people,

other people came over
to the house, like,

(deep voice): "Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you."

(laughing)

They were $379, it's real gold.

I love you.

All right, who wants to go
to the bathroom? Anybody?

Exactly.

-(whispers): Don't you want
to go to the bathroom too? -No, I'm with Lala.

-You don't want to go...
-No, I don't want to.

* And the images answer,
calling me back... *

-Whoa!
-Hi.

I'm so sorry I'm late.
I can't believe I even made it.

It's good to see you.
I'm glad you made it, too.

-I can't believe we're here.
-LALA: How's Randy?

Oh, he's okay,
but his dad is dying.

-BOTH: Oh...
-Yes.

Shitshow as usual.

I'm taking care of the boys
alone and his mama.

Meanwhile, I'm supposed
to get back to Thailand

to finish the film.

Where in the hell
is everybody else?

-Bathroom.
-Yeah.

-Already?
-LALA: Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes. Mama blow.

At last. Ladies,
I gots to go. (laughs)

(laughter, cheering)

I see you.

What's that for, huh?

(cheering)

* This wild light... *

-How's Tom?
-He's good.

-And the twins?
-I like one of them.

Hmm. I like one of mine, too.
I'm not naming names.

Why did we put ourselves
through all this?

It's insane. Nobody told me
it was gonna be this hard.

I suffered through four years
of IVF for this shit.

I could've spent
the money on a house.

A big house.

Yeah. But it's
just so rewarding...

Yeah, right. Not when Tionna's
screaming "no" at me

and telling me, "You're the
meanest mom in the whole world,"

and nobody loves her.

Mm.

And Tom's passed out
in the living room,

and Essex just wants
his attention,

and I work the longest hours.

I know.

-You said mama blow?
-Oh, listen, I know what I'm doing.

-Oh, I need a chair.
-Oh.

BOTH:
We need a chair.

-(indistinct chatter)
-*

* In the world,
this wild light... *

(chatter continuing)

(laughing)

I haven't had
any surgery at all.

What?
What are you looking at?

-(laughing)
-Just a little... little injection.

-ALL: Oh!
-That's a Sicilian curse.

She put the mark on you.

She got the eye, the evil eye!

Call it the fury.

-(speaking Italian)
-(laughing)

(indistinct chatter)

(laughter, cheering)

MARCELLO:
Okay!

ALL (chanting):
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam...

(cheering)

Mm-mmm.

*

* There's a wild light
in the world. *

-Come on. You got to plank.
-(groans)

-Like RBG.
-Oof.

I don't know if I can
do this today, Ida.

What? It's the best thing
for your hangover.

You'll feel better, honey,
I promise.

Oh.

(sniffs)
Oh, my.

The undercarriage smells.

What?

Ramen.
The ramen noodle.

-(laughs): Ew... oh, my God.
-I'm serious.

Oof. Is that me?

Or is that you?

Honey, I'm chicken broth,

but it smells like you got
a whole can of tuna

shoved up there.

It's pretty strong, bro.

(sniffs)
This is embarrassing.

Well, it's not a hygiene thing.

It's the fish oil I'm taking,
for fertility.

Fish oil for fertility?

Last night you were making plans
to leave your husband.

That was...
Look, I had too much wine.

Your hand was up
the waiter's shirt.

It most certainly was not.

(exhales)

I'm sorry.

Your smell.

I'm gonna be sick.

(retching)

Jesus, Mom.
Are you pregnant?

Is that-is that even possible?

Get out. Get out.

Did you drink too much
last night?

I had two glasses of wine.

Bullshit. You always have
more than two glasses.

That's just something moms say,
"I only had two glasses,"

when they really had
more like four,

but they don't want their kids
to think they're driving drunk.

-Get out of the room right now.
-I mean, you hit your head

pretty hard the other day.

I mean, the-the-the contact--

the way your head
snapped forward--

I'm pretty sure
you have whiplash.

Or maybe you're pregnant.

Am I gonna have
a baby brother, Sam?

-(exhales)
-Anyway,

you're sick from the whiplash.
I looked it up on WebMD.

Symptoms include nausea,
headaches and dizziness.

What do you say when you get
good medical advice?

(sighs)

You're welcome.

(birds chirping)

-(knocking on door)
-PHYLLIS: Sam?

Sam. Girls? I'm so stupid,
I've lost my key.

Sam? Hello? Someone?

I've lo... Oh, it doesn't
matter.

Okay.

Did you have a very salty
fucking meal last night?

Excuse me?

A salty fucking meal.

Did you have one last night?

Um, no. Why?

Well, your blood pressure
is through the roof. 168/110.

-Oh.
-I don't want to put you on BP meds just yet,

so, you know,
we'll just keep an eye on it.

-Okay.
-Your intake form here

says that you hurt yourself
go-karting?

What the fuck
were you doing that for?

I took my kids.

Come on.

Move your hair.

-Does that hurt?
-Nah, it's just tender.

Relax. Relax.

-Relax, come on.
-Okay.

Okay. I think you have
a muscle strain.

The soreness will go away
in a few days, but, you know,

go and see
a fucking chiropractor

if it keeps bothering you.

Now, what about this,
uh, insomnia

that you wrote down over here?

I can't sleep. And when
I finally do get to sleep,

I have nightmares
that my ex-husband

is repeatedly raping me.

The fuck?

Have you been under
a lot of stress lately?

I guess so.
I don't know.

Okay. Well, you need
to let some of that shit go.

Otherwise, it's gonna
fucking kill you. Okay?

All of it.
Just let it go.

You know, your hang-ups,
your fucking beefs, your past,

your future-- all of those
fucking worries, all right?

All of it.
Listen to me.

Listen.
Let it go.

This advice is gonna put years
back on your life.

Okay, Dr. Babu, but I think
it's a little more complicated

-than just letting it go.
-No, it fucking isn't.

Look, if you come to me
complaining of a burning hand

and you're holding
a hot fucking iron,

well, guess what I'm gonna say?

Let it fucking go?

-Now you understand.
-Well,

there's a lot of it
to let go of.

So what?
Let it go.

First off,
I took my daughter to college

and she dropped out
and moved back into the house.

-Fuck her.
-And then there's, uh,

a mountain of mom shit that
I have to get through every day.

What, errands?
Who doesn't, huh?

-Let it go.
-No.

No, errands are, like, groceries

-and going to the post office.
-Mm-hmm.

-The real mom stuff.
-Yeah.

Soccer club sign-ups
and dance classes

and tutors and tuition payments
and parent-teacher conferences

and schools and camps
that I have to get them into,

and-and mean girl issues
with my youngest at school

and birth control
with my oldest and...

cruelty from my middle daughter!

And then there's my own mom,

who is driving me nuts,
and I'm pretty sure

she has a mental
something disorder

and my middle daughter
is hitting puberty hard.

-Mm-hmm.
-And I...

am definitely going
through menopause,

yet I still get my period and I
have a beard and two mortgages,

so, yeah, Dr. Babu, it's like,

it's a lot,
and some mornings, I just...

-Oh, my God.
-you know, lay in bed,

in my room,
and I stare at the ceiling

and I just say
I just can't do it anymore.

I just can't.

I just can't, I just can't,
I can't, I can't.

(exhales)

So, anyway,

could you please just
give me some Xanax

or Ativans or Ambiens

or something?

Anything you think that'll help
me get a full night's sleep,

because that's what
I really need, Birju.

I need a full night of sleep.

(sniffles)

You're fucked up.
All right?

You need to start
taking care of your brain.

You know, shit like this
is caused by gunic

and doshic imbalances,
which lead to a clouding of, uh,

perception and a loss
of understanding. All right?

Okay.

I want you to see that guy.
He's a psychotherapist.

-Hey. Look, listen.
-Ugh.

At least four sessions
with him, okay?

And then I'll write you a script
for sleeping meds.

-Deal?
-Fine.

Oh, and also,
do you want to get an HPV shot?

There are hundreds of strains
of HPV.

We have a vaccine
against nine of them.

I'm sure you have all nine.

Uh...

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Good. Great.

Feel better, and try to have
a good fucking day.

-Okay.
-All right, I'll talk to you later.

You fucking too.

BABU:
Yeah.

(exhales)

* My private dream *

* Is my own *

* Little dream *

* Where you come into my arms *

* Each night *

* My private dream *

* Is my sweet *

* Heavenly dream. *

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