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>> Max: Rise and shine, sleepyheads.

>> Ben: Hey, what's up with this thing? >> Gwen: Aah!

Ohh! >> Ben: Something tells me this is gonna

be a good day. >> Max: Hope you guys are hungry.

I've cooked up one of my world-famous breakfasts. >> Ben: Uh-oh, plug your nose

and kiss your taste buds goodbye.

>> Ben: So, is this, like, groundhog bacon and salamander eggs?

>> Max: Nope, nope. Just good old American bacon and

eggs. But I understand if it doesn't sound good to you.

>> Ben: >> Gwen: Right in my face.

Good one, Ben. >> Ben: Aren't you gonna freak out or something?

>> Gwen: Why? It was just a joke, right? Come on, let's check out the tar

pits. >> Ben: Nah, there's got to be something more exciting going on

around here.

>> Oh, no.

What are we going to do? >> I wish somebody could help us.

>> Ben: Guess that'll do.

Sixsix and volcanus? What are they doing here? >> Ben: About to get their alien

butts kicked, that's what. Going hero.

>> ¶ It started when an alien device did what it did ¶ ¶ and stuck itself upon his

wrist with secrets that it hid ¶ ¶ now he's got superpowers ¶ he's no ordinary kid

¶ he's Ben 10 >> ¶ Ben 10 >> ¶ so, if you see him, you

might be in for a big surprise ¶ ¶ he'll turn into an alien before your very eyes ¶

¶ he's slimy, creepy, fast, and strong ¶ ¶ he's every shape and size

¶ he's Ben 10 >> ¶ Ben 10 >> ¶ armed with powers, he's on

the case ¶ ¶ fighting off evil from earth or space ¶

¶ he'll never stop till he makes them pay ¶ ¶ 'cause he's the baddest kid to

ever save the day ¶ ¶ Ben 10 >> ¶ Ben 10

>> diamondhead: don't worry,

girls, I'm here --

oh!

>> Gwen: Ben, are you okay?

>> Diamondhead: You're worried

about me?

Did you get hit in the head or

something?

>> >> Gwen: >> Diamondhead: You have a lot

to learn about school spirit.

>>

This could get sticky.

>> Both: >> Diamondhead: You're good to go.

>> Yeah! Whoo-hoo! >> You're awesome.

>> And so cute.

Kai? >> Gwen: Didn't she break your heart after we beat that

werewolf in the desert? >> Diamondhead: Thanks for reminding me.

>> Max: Hey, who's up for pizza and games at pizza and play? >> Ben: This day just keeps

getting better and better.

Oh, yeah, with everything going on, I almost forgot to show you. The omnitrix has been acting

really weird. >> Max: Hmm. Well, I wouldn't worry about it.

I'm sure it's nothing. >> Ben: Really?

Whoa, "sumo slammer space wars." This game isn't supposed to be out for, like, a year.

I probably should return these, shouldn't I? >> Max: Nah, that truck's long

gone. I say play away. >> Ben: Could this day get any

better? >> Max: There.

That should enhance your gaming experience a bit. >> Gwen: Want me to whip up some

snacks for you? >> Ben: Sounds great, pukeface. >> Gwen: Oh, Ben.

>> Ben: don't know why you guys are being so nice... But keep up the good work.

>> Gwen: Yo, mega dweeb, get off your butt and follow us now. >> Ben: Time to go hero?

>> Gwen: Duh. I'd say so. >> Ben: Then let's do it.

Sumo slammer! I love this game.

>> Gwen: Ben, help! >> Ben: Since when does it take two people to make nachos?

Uh, what is going on? >> Both: Ben, help! They're fakes.

>> Ben: Hey, what's going on? >> Max: We'll have to explain on the way.

Get in. >> Ben: Somebody better start

explaining, or I'm out of here. Why are there two grandpas and two Gwens?

>> Max: The others are fakes, imposters created to keep an eye on you.

>> Gwen: This all started with you not having the best of days. Things only got worse after a

sneak attack by the forever knights. >> Ben: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

If I was captured by the forever knights, I think I'd remember. >> Max: No, Ben, you wouldn't,

because they hooked you up to -- >> Ben: Look out!

>> Secure the area. Move, move, move!

>> Ben: Lieutenant steel, what are you doing? >> Saving your Fanny.

Sorry for the drastic measures, Ben, but if they saw us coming, who knows what they would have

done to you. >> Ben: Who are you talking about?

Aah! >> They're not your family, Ben. They're limax -- alien

shape-shifters working for vilgax. >> Ben: But -- but they said the

other grandpa and Gwen were fakes, and that the forever knights were behind all this.

>> And you believed that load of fertilizer? >> Max: He's lying, Ben.

We're your real family. >> You may have stopped my minions, but you will not stop

me.

>> I hate to say "i told you so," but --

>> Four arms: Yahhh!

You are messing with the wrong kid, squid face.

The null void projector. >> Now I will send you to that wretched wasteland where you

sent me.

>> Four arms: Sorry, villy. Looks like it's just not your day.

>> Aaaahh! >> Good. Now, if you could just use that

little toy on our shape-shifting friends, our work here will be done.

>> Max: Ben, don't. You have to listen to us. >> Gwen: Forget it, grandpa.

Ben's too much of a lame pukeface dim-witted doofus. He can't even figure out that

vilgax would get the omnitrix before he tried to send him into the null void.

>> Four arms: Two one-way tickets to alien storage coming up.

>> Gwen: Ugh!

>> What are you doing? >> Four arms: That Gwen is telling the truth, which means

you must be lying. >> How terribly clever of you. >> Four arms: Enoch!

Then the forever knights are behind everything. >> Gwen: That's what we've been

telling you. >> We needed to keep your mind preoccupied while we remove the

omnitrix. Having you believe this was the perfect day was one way.

Now you will live your worst nightmare. >> Four arms: Nice trick, but

I'm still gonna kick your tin-can butt. Something tells me this day's

about to go downhill. >> Max: Let's move. >> Go ahead and run.

It will do you no good. I control this world.

>> Gwen: Enoch said he'd create your worst nightmare, so -- so, where are we?

>> Ben: It's -- it's school! Get me out of here! Aah!

>> Gwen: Only you would be scared of a book.

>> Ben: Only you would be scared of a book.

Uh, would someone mind explaining where "here" is? >> Gwen: The scariest place of

all -- inside your head. Enoch wanted the omnitrix, but to remove it, they needed time,

so they used an alien technology that would keep you happy in dreamland while they worked to

remove it. >> Ben: That's why the watch was wigging out.

>> Gwen: Fortunately, grandpa was able to track the omnitrix's signal and tap into the

frequency of their dream machine, which let us come in here and try to fish you out.

>> Ben: All I need to do is wake up, right? So, hit me.

Ow! Didn't work! >> Gwen: Yeah, grandpa said that

it wouldn't, but you asked for it. >> Max: I scanned the whole

area, and there's only one glitch we can exit through. This way.

>> Ben: So, what happens if we're still in here when the omnitrix is removed?

>> Max: Then the dream and us will be terminated. Come on.

>> Ben: It's Kevin. >> Gwen: That's one tough hall monitor.

>> Ben: Good thing I have my all-access pass right here. Oh, man, it's still recharging.

>>

>> Ben: I hate school!

>> Gwen: We're trapped! >> Ben: What's up with this? A test?

I'd rather take my chances with Kevin. >> Gwen: I'm on it.

>> Ben: Guess that was a wrong answer.

>> Gwen: What are you doing? >> Ben: It's multiple choice. Just choose "c" for every

answer, and you'll pass. >> Gwen: That won't work.

>> Ben: How do you think I got through the third grade?

>> Max: Okay, we're close. I think we just need to -- ugh! Cash and j.T., the school

bullies. >> Gwen: No one bullies my grandpa.

Ugh! >> Ben: Let's see how tough they are picking on heatblast.

>> Gwen: Even in your dreams, you are such a dweeb.

>> Max: Oh! >> Grey matter: We've got to do something.

They're giving grandpa a wedgie, and it's atomic!

Alien wet Willy.

>> Max: Thanks, guys. Now let's get out of here.

>> Max: Oh, it's kaput. >> Gwen: How are we gonna find the exit?

>> Grey matter: Hmm. Enoch would try to hide it in the last place we'd think to

look.

>> Max: Your gym locker? Of course.

>> Trying to leave school early? >>

>> Now you're really in trouble. >> Max: >> Gwen:

>> You don't get it, do you? You may have had the advantage in the real world, but this is

not the real world. >> Ben: You're right. This isn't the real world.

It's my world in my mind, and i say I'm ultra Ben.

>> You won't be able to stop us all. >> Ben: You're not the only

one with backup. >> Max: Ultra grandpa. I like it.

>> Gwen: So not funny, Ben. >> Ben: Quite complaining and bite somebody.

>> Max: All right.

My head, my rules. Consider yourself expelled. >> No!

Quickly, get that thing off before he awakes.

This time I will not fail. >> Ben: Dream on. >> Max: Ben!

>> Xlr8: Time to go nighty night, Enoch. >> No!

>> Ha! It didn't work. >> Ben: No! Not now.

>>

At last, the omnitrix is mine.

>> Gwen: Give the bad guy a taste of his own medicine -- nice.

>> Max: That should keep Enoch happy until the police arrive. >> Xlr8: I figure even bad guys

deserve to have a nice dream every once in a while.

>> No! Enoch has failed me one time too many.

From now on, I will personally deal with the Tennysons.