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>> m-maybe we shouldn't be here.

>> i knew we shouldn't have brought him.

He's nothing but a big baby. >> come on, todd. Don't wimp out now.

It's just a little fun. You push over the cow, and it can't get back up.

>> we'll even let you tip the first one, unless the baby wants to go

Home so mommy can change his diaper.

>>

>> both:

>> priceless! Doof!

>> both: >> hey, where's everybody going?

Back off, cow chip! yeah. That's right.

You do not want to mess with todd maplewood.

>> >> mommy!

>> ¶ it started when an alien device did what it did ¶ ¶ and stuck itself upon his

Wrist with secrets that it hid ¶ ¶ now he's got superpowers ¶ he's no ordinary kid

¶ he's ben 10 >> ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ so, if you see him, you

Might be in for a big surprise ¶ ¶ he'll turn into an alien before your very eyes ¶

¶ he's slimy, creepy, fast, and strong ¶ ¶ he's every shape and size

¶ he's ben 10 >> ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ armed with powers, he's on

The case ¶ ¶ fighting off evil from earth or space ¶

¶ he'll never stop till he makes them pay ¶ ¶ 'cause he's the baddest kid to

Ever save the day ¶ ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ ben 10

>> ben: You got to love summer vacation.

Nothing to do all day long but sit around and -- oh! Hey.

Grandpa, what gives? >> max: What gives is that i ran out of water in the shower...

Again. It's your job to keep the tank full, ben.

>> ben: I will, just later. >> gwen: Sure. The same way you're "going" to

Make your bed or take out the trash? >> max: You're a fine one to

Talk, young lady. You think those dirty dishes are just gonna wash themselves?

>> gwen: But it's summer vacation, grandpa. >> ben: Yeah.

If we wanted to do chores, we could have just stayed at home.

>> y'all ready for a little fresh air? Want a chance to commune with

The animals? You know someone who needs to learn the value of some good,

Old-fashioned hard work? Then sign your whole clan up for a week at dairyville's

Family fun farm camp and experience life on a real working farm.

>> ben: I do not like that look in his eye. >> max: Trust me.

You're gonna love it. When i was a kid, i spent every summer on my uncle jedediah's

Farm. Learning the value of a little hard work is just what you kids

Need. >> welcome.

I'm joan maplewood. This is my son, todd. You must be the tennysons.

>> max: Yes. Call me max. And these tenderfoots are my grandkids, ben and gwen.

>> hi! >> both: Hey. >> well, enough chitchat.

You're here to work. You can start by unloading that truckful of feed over there.

>> max: Righty-o.

>> ben: Ugh! Oh, man. There's got to be like 1,000 of

These things. It looks like a job for -- >> max: Ben "i'm too lazy to

Fill a water tank" tennyson -- and only him -- if you know what i mean.

>> gwen: Why do i get the feeling that the fun part of our summer vacation is suddenly

Over?

>> max: Well, that's the last of it. Nothing like working up a good

Sweat, right, kids? >> ben: >> come and get it! Suppertime!

>> max: Mmm. Good grub, joan. >> gwen: Yeah, with no actual grubs in it for a change.

>> ben: So, no tv, no video games, no malls. What do you guys do for

Excitement around here? >> you won't believe what i saw last night.

>> now, none of that. No one's interested in your tall tales.

Let's get these dishes washed and then hit the hay. >> ben: What?!

But it's still light out. >> max: Trust me. You'll be glad you got the

Sleep come morning.

>> ben: Okay, so spill it. What did you see last night? >> oh, nothing.

You wouldn't believe me, anyway. >> gwen: Try us. We've seen some pretty bizarre

Stuff this summer. >> well, i was down in old man johnson's pasture when,

Right in front of me, bigger than life was... A mummy!

A genuine egyptian walking-dead mummy. >> both: Really?

>> here it is -- home, sweet home for the next week. >> gwen: Ew.

What's that smell? >> oh. This is the chicken coop, too.

See you in the morning. >> max:

Isn't that great? Nothing like the smell of country air.

>> ben: could this get any worse? Hey!

>> max: guess we won't have to worry

About fresh eggs in the morning. >> ben:

>> gwen: Going somewhere? >> ben: Same place you are. >> both: Mummy hunt.

>> ben: Think that's where his tomb was? >> gwen: An egyptian tomb in

South carolina?

>> >> gwen: >> ben: I know i'm a city kid,

But cows aren't supposed to look that, right? Split up!

>> gwen: Thanks.

>> xlr8: Ha! Toro, toro! Olé! >>

>> gwen: Ben, look out behind you! >>

>> xlr8: Ugh! >> gwen: Never mind.

First a mummy, now mutant cows? What's happening on this freaky farm?

>> xlr8: One way to find out. Follow the glow trail. >> gwen: Benjamin tennyson,

Don't you dare leave me here... Alone!

>> xlr8: Wow. Looks like todd was right. But why would a mummy try to get

Back into the ground?

>> xlr8: Whoa!

>> ben: I hate it when that happens.

>> gwen: So, are we even in the rescue department? >> ben: Yeah.

But where's the mummy? Major monster movie -- he was digging for something

Glowing at the bottom of the crater, but it's gone now. Oh, man. I'm beat.

I could sleep for a week.

>> rise and shine, sleepyheads. >> gwen: You've got to be kidding.

It's 5:00 a.M. >> and those cows aren't gonna milk themselves.

>> max: Uhh! Now, aren't you glad you went to bed early?

>> just squeeze and pull. Squeeze and pull. >> ben: Don't they have machines

For this? >> ma doesn't believe in them. Says they spook the cows.

>> ben: Isn't there something else we could do? >> well, the manure needs to be

Shoveled. >> both: Milking.

>> ben: this is gonna take forever... Unless we get a little special

Help. >> gwen: Ben, grandpa told you specifically not to go alien to

Do this stuff. >> ben: Yeah, i guess you're right.

You wouldn't want to miss out on the experience of milking all these cows?

>> gwen: So, what are you waiting for?

Change already. Oh, yeah. This is working out great.

>> four arms: Stand still. I don't like this any more than you do.

Hey, that one was almost filled!

>> how's it going in there?

>> gwen: Oh, just milking away. >> where's that cousin of yours? >> gwen: He...Went to go get

More buckets. >> oh. Well, when you're done here,

Find todd... And he'll show you your other chores for the day.

>> ben: So, do you have to work like this every day? >> no.

During planting and harvest seasons, we don't have it so easy.

But, to tell you the truth, at least it keeps you busy. It's usually pretty boring

Around here. It's not like every day a mummy appears in a flash of purple

Lighting. >> both: Purple lightning? >> max: Purple lightning?

>> ben: Just like when we crossed paths with that alien werewolf.

>> gwen: No way that it's just a coincidence. >> max: I'm not sure, but it

Can't be good. Come on. You guys can fill me in on the

Rest while i grab some gear. Well, this would explain your mutant cows, but we've got an

Even bigger problem. >> gwen: Bigger than a rampaging mummy and monster cows?

>> max: I'm picking up trace readings of coronium. It's a high-energy mineral not

Naturally found on earth. My guess is a meteor must have crashed around here a few

Thousand years back, scattering debris all over the area. >> ben: The mummy is a rock

Collector? >> max: I'm afraid not, ben. It's a powerful energy source

That's very unpredictable. That's what mutated those cattle.

>> ben: So if that mummy gets his hands on more of this stuff...

>> max: He could turn every living thing on the eastern seaboard into the same kind of

Monsters. >> >> max: Scanner indicates that

The coronium readings are highest right over there. >> ben: Digby dairy?

They make my favorite ice cream! >>

>> max: I'd say there's a big chunk of coronium buried right here, beneath the concrete.

>> ben: I'm on it.

>> max: Ben, wait. >> diamondhead: found it.

>> gwen: Nice work, genius. You just did the mummy's work for him.

>> diamondhead: Oh, yeah. >> max: We've got company.

>> gwen: I don't think he's here for the chocolate zoomies.

>> diamondhead: Now, that's got to hurt. Hey, let go of me.

>> max: It's got the coronium.

He's trying to expose us to the coronium. >> hey, what in blazes --

>> max: No. Get back. >> aah! Aah!

>>

>> max: Level-10 hazmat suits. Don't think your parents would appreciate me bringing you home

All mutated. >> diamondhead: Hey, what about me?

>> max: As long as you're in alien form, you should be safe from the mutation effects.

>> diamondhead: "should be"? Uhh! >> max: Run! Now!

>> gwen: Well, here goes nothing. Mulcha objectia.

Uhh! Aaaaahh!

Ugh! Okay. Mental note -- never try to

Perform a spell from inside a hazmat suit.

>> max: All right, now. I don't want to hurt you. Uhh!

So much for that idea.

Uhh! Aah!

Let's wrap this up.

>> ben: Okay. Not exactly my style, but...

>> gwen: Ben, slop the hogs!

>> ben: Hey, grandpa was right. This farmwork stuff really does pay off.

>> gwen: One of these has got to do something. There!

>> ben: Eat marshmallow, mummy!

>> gwen: Or maybe you'd prefer peanuts! >> both: Yeah!

>> gwen: Oh!

>> ben: Yikes! Grandpa!

>> gwen: His suit is ripping. He'll be exposed to the coronium.

>> max: The omnitrix -- it's sampling the mummy's alien dna. Ben, go alien before you begin

To mutate. It's your only hope. >> ben: Time to fight mummy with

Mummy. >> upgrade: Upgrade? Oh, man! >> max: Be careful, ben.

That stuff is liquid nitrogen. It could freeze you solid in seconds.

>> ben: Just wanted to get you all fired up before cooling you way down -- permanently.

Anybody for an extra-large order of mummy ripple?

>> max: Nice job, ben. By the time the day shift begins, the concrete will be

Hard, and no one will ever know a mummy-sicle is buried under there.

>> gwen: Aah! The coronium turned ben into a hideous mutant!

Oh, wait. That's how you always look. >> ben: Ha ha ha ha.

That's so funny i forgot to laugh. Speaking of mutants, what about

The cows and the security guard? >> max: Don't worry about them. They weren't exposed long enough

For it to be permanent. >> ohh! Ohh! >> max: Guess we'd better head

Back to the farm. I'm sure joan has more chores for us to do.

>> ben: Yeah, about that, grandpa. Gwen and i just want to say...

>> both: Don't make us go back there, please! We've learned our lesson,

Grandpa! We'll do our chores from now on -- promise!

>> max: Oh, thank goodness. I had forgotten how much i hated working on uncle jedediah's farm

When i was a kid. Now, let's get out of here before i get stuck with manure

Duty again.