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>> all: Aah! >> who will protect us from the nefarious deeds of

The league of evil doom fiends? >> all: >> handy buddy.

>> ugh. You'll not be tossing me out of the game anytime soon,

Bowling ball bandit. >> fiery buddy! >> the gumdrop wizard's gumming

Up my feet. Time to get unstuck and turn up the heat.

>> doggy buddy. >> look out, laddie! It's the kitty litterer!

>> >> the forces of good and fairness uniting to form...

The super alien hero buddies! >> gwen: Ben, is it just me or are those super lame-o versions

Of your alien heroes? >> ben: Someone's paying for this big-time.

>> ¶ it started when an alien device did what it did ¶ ¶ and stuck itself upon his

Wrist with secrets that it hid ¶ ¶ now he's got superpowers ¶ he's no ordinary kid

¶ he's ben 10 >> ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ so, if you see him, you

Might be in for a big surprise ¶ ¶ he'll turn into an alien before your very eyes ¶

¶ he's slimy, creepy, fast, and strong ¶ ¶ he's every shape and size

¶ he's ben 10 >> ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ armed with powers, he's on

The case ¶ ¶ fighting off evil from earth or space ¶

¶ he'll never stop till he makes them pay ¶ ¶ 'cause he's the baddest kid to

Ever save the day ¶ ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ ben 10

>> ben: Bad enough they ripped

Me off with some dumb cartoon.

Did they have to make me look

Like a total dweeb?

>> gwen: Yeah, as if you need

Help looking like a total dweeb.

>> max: Just like i thought --

It's the distributor.

I saw a garage a few blocks

Back.

Let me see if i can get another

One.

>> gwen: What about planetary

Studios?

>> max: You're right.

Ben's been bugging me all summer

To take him to see

Kangaroo commando.

All right, you two get started

Without me.

I'll meet you back here at 4:00.

>> gwen: I still don't get what

The big deal is about some old

Tv actor jumping around in his

Underwear.

>> ben: Hyah!

I wouldn't expect you to

Appreciate kangaroo commando,

But i've watched his show since

I was just a kid.

Hyah! He made me want to be a superhero.

Ugh! >> i'm handy buddy! Watch me go!

Oh. >> ben: Wait. Four arms doesn't dance around

And fall on his butt like a goof. >> who's four arms?

I'm handy buddy, me boyo. Shake. >> gwen: "meet tim dean, creator

Of 'super alien hero buddy adventures.'" want to get an autograph?

>> have a super alien hero buddy day. >> thanks for

Watching.

Hey, that's a tim dean original. >> ben: Original? You totally stole your

"here-nos" from m-- uh, those alien heroes in the news. >> prove it.

Take him away, fiery buddy. >> ben: His name's heatblast. And he doesn't rap when he

Talks. And why is four arms scottish? That doesn't even make sense!

Aah! Ugh! >> gwen: Something tells me that guy's not too open to

Constructive criticism. >> ben: Then maybe it's time for a little destructive criticism.

>> gwen: Ben? >> heatblast: What?

It wasn't me. it's kangaroo commando.

He needs help.

>> who are you? >> heatblast: Just your all-time biggest fan.

>> is that why you're trying to ruin my stunt show? >> heatblast: Sorry, i can fix

This. No problem.

Hey, it was an accident. >> gwen: Great show, huh? So...Realistic.

I think we'll be able to see better from over there. >> who put you up to this --

Tim dean? Isn't it enough he knocked my tv show off the air with that

Stupid cartoon of his? Now he has to ruin my live shows, too?

All right. Now we're giving the public what they want.

>> heatblast: Oh, i get it. Hollywood. >> thanks for

Watching.

>> all in a day's work for this superhero.

>> gwen: Ben, you okay? >> ben: Yeah.

I'm gonna be kangaroo commando's partner! >> gwen: More like his punching

Bag. >> kangaroo commando isn't so much of a role as a way of life.

I do my own stunts. I even build my own gadgets and special effects.

>> gwen: I can't believe we're missing the stars with scars horror movie makeup

Demonstration for this. >> north, that was pretty low stealing fiery buddy to try and

Save your pathetic stunt show. >> me? Clearly you sent him to try and

Intimidate me. >> listen, old man, "super alien hero buddies" will bury you.

And i'll be there kicking in the last mound of dirt. >> we'll see who buries who.

>> ben: Mr. North, i need to tell you something about heatblast.

>> save it, kid. >> gwen: That sure went well. >> ben: He's just a busy guy.

Come on. If we want to go on kangaroo commando the ride, we

Should hurry up. The line's probably like a mile long.

>> gwen: Looks like no one wants to hop aboard and ride with your hero.

>> ben: Well, they just don't know what they're missing.

No way he could come up with a cool ride like this. Wahoo!

These special effects rock!

>> gwen:

>> gwen: Hello?! Good time to go hero. >> ben: I can't!

kangaroo commando! Yes!

>> let's see what we can do about that safety bar. >> aah!

>> fear not. Kangaroo commando is here to save the day.

>> ben: Finally. With a little help from a friend.

>> four arms: Need an extra hand? I got four.

>> hmm. You must be one of those new animatronic devices.

>> four arms: Actually, i'm just a kid. That's what i've been trying to

Tell you. >> well, stand back.

These kids need my help.

>> thanks, handy buddy. >> four arms: Name's four arms, not handy buddy.

>> you could get in trouble ripping off handy buddy like that.

>> four arms: Sue me.

We could team up. >> did that once with marsupial man until i caught him

Putting all my gadgets in his pouch. I go solo.

>> four arms: Why is he so upset? It's not like this is another

Stunt show. >> gwen: I'm not sure. I mean, doesn't this whole

Accident and rescue seem a little -- i don't know -- convenient?

>> this was no accident. Someone rigged this ride with explosives...

Someone who wore this ink-stained glove -- the kind used by animators.

>> both: Tim dean. >> gwen: He just happens to find a glove?

>> four arms: Because he's a crime-fighting genius. And i will be his partner.

>> gwen: how proud he must be. >> why wouldiwant to blow up

Yourstupid ride? >> so planetary studios could tear it down and build your

Stupid ride. >> those aren't mine. I mean, the sketches are, but

Not the explosives. >> gentlemen, i believe we've caught the culprit red-handed.

>> gwen: Wait. That glove can't possibly belong to tim dean.

It's a right-handed glove. Dean did all his sketches left-handed.

>> ben: Hey, whose side are you on? >> that doesn't prove anything.

>> even those weak villains on your old show could have pulled off a better frame job.

>> ben: Ha! You want to talk about lame-o villains?

Bowling ball bandit? Kitty litterer? That fur ball doesn't even meow

Right. >> that's it. >> ben: Nice going, gwen.

We could have put that slimeball animator away for good if you hadn't opened your big mouth.

>> gwen: Didn't north say he handles all his own special effects, including explosives?

>> ben: So? No way would kangaroo commando ever blow up his own ride.

>> gwen: But he's not kangaroo commando. He's an actor who'd do anything

To save his show. We need to keep an eye on him.

>> stinkfly: Oh, this is a major waste of time. We should be tailing the

Animator guy, 'cause if that's not a crime, i don't know what is.

>> hey, folks. Don't forget, we'll be premiering a brand-new episode

Of "super alien hero buddy adventures" right here on the big screens at planetary studios

Hollywood. >> stinkfly: I've got a premiere for you.

>> gwen: Real mature, stinkbreath. Look!

North is heading for his dressing room. Take us down.

>> stinkfly: I'll land when i'm good and ready. >> both: Aah!

>> ben:

>> hey, you kids, get out of the water! >> both:

>> this has gone too far. It has to stop before someone gets hurt.

>> ben: Who's he talking to? >> gwen: Himself. >> you don't tell me what to do.

>> if i catch you two sneaking around again, you're out of the park.

>> gwen: Okay, there's definitely something majorly weird about north.

He was having an argument with himself. >> ben: Well, maybe he was just

Practicing lines from his show or something. >> gwen: Face it, ben.

Your hero's the villain. >> ladies and gentlemen, planetary studios hollywood is

Proud to present a world-premiere episode of... >> aah!

>> gwen: How original. Hanging over a flaming vat of deadly chemicals.

>> ben: Maybe he's really in trouble. Time to accelerate.

>> wildvine: Oh, man! >> help! Someone help me!

>> gwen: Kangaroo commando? Wait, how can north be in two places at once?

>> wildvine: I'm so confused.

>> gwen: We got to get to the bottom of this.

>> wildvine:

that is so fake. >>

>> wildvine: Aah! But that's not.

>> wahoo! That was awesome! Go, plant guy!

>> wildvine: Mr. North, hang on. >> please, don't hurt me. I just do drawings.

I'm not even that good.

>> wildvine: Wait. Didn't you kidnap mr. North? >> no, you overgrown weed.

He kidnapped me.

didn't he? >> pity you won't have time to

Figure it out and save them both.

>> aah! Aah!

>> gwen: Ben, grab dean. I'll get north.

>> wildvine: Let's get out of here before --

>> attention, parkgoers. I regret to inform you of the

Demise of that has-been abel north and that talentless animator tim dean.

>> has-been? >> talentless? >> he must have taken over the

Park's master control center. I told him this had gone too far.

>> gwen: Wait. Told who?

>> wildvine: Of course. I should have figured it out. Episode 10, the first season.

Kangaroo commando had his brother on -- his twin brother, kane.

>> i'm the real kangaroo commando. I built all the gadgets and

Special effects while you took all the credit. >> gwen: So, why did you kidnap

Dean? >> because he ripped off my idea.

>> wildvine: Can't anybody come up with anything original in hollywood?

>> but now the world will know at last who the real creator of "super alien hero buddy

Adventures" really is.

>> all: >> gwen:

>> nothing will stop me from getting my revenge -- nothing!

>> wildvine: Are you okay? >> yeah.

>> wildvine: Whoa!

>> looks like i'm not the only one who isn't quite what he appears to be.

>> aah!

>> ben: Thanks. >> looks like we both can get the job done with or without our

Costumes. dean, those super alien hero

Buddies of yours aren't half bad. >> you really think so?

Because kangaroo commando has always been a major influence in my work.

>> ben: Hey, what about me? >> sorry, kid. >> gwen: All's well that ends

Weird. >> max: Sorry i'm late, but we're all fixed and ready to hit

The road again. You kids have a relaxing day at the park?

>> ben: Relaxing in a ben tennyson kind of way. >> gwen: Are those the spare

Parts from the rust bucket, grandpa? >> max: Oh, no, no.

There was a toy store next to the garage. Salesman there said these are

The hottest characters on tv. Thought ben might like them. They reminded me of his aliens.

>> ben: Ugh! Grandpa! >> gwen: >> ben: Oh, man!