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>> enough of this, ben. Now, get out here.

>> i feel like a dweeb.

>> that's because you are a dweeb.

Now you're just a pilgrim dweeb. >> that's it.

I'm changing. >> nonsense.

You can't visit salem, massachusetts, without soaking

Up the local history. Now, come on.

>> oh, man. Grandpa, can i please change

Now?

>> ben, you can go ahead and change now.

>> yes! Good-bye, zero.

Hello, hero! It feels good to be cool again!

>> ahh. I love being a witch. >> ¶ it started when an

Alien device did what it did and stuck itself upon his wrist with

Secrets that it hid, now he's got superpowers, he's no

Ordinary kid, he's ben 10 ¶ >> ¶ ben 10

>> ¶ so if you see him you might be in for

A big surprise, he'll turn into an alien before your very eyes

He's funny, freaky, fast, and strong, he's every shape and

Size, he's ben 10 ¶ >> ¶ ben 10

>> ¶ armed with powers he's on the case, fighting

Off evil from earth or space he'll never stop till he makes

Them pay 'cause he's the baddest kid to ever save the day

Ben 10 ¶ >> ¶ ben, ben

>> ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ 10, 10, 10

>> that's it. Closer.

"come into my parlor," said the spider to the stinkfly.

>> oh, great. Now i look like an alien dweeb.

>> transfera identica. Transfera identica.

>> oh, no. >> i feel kind of weird.

>> easy, boy.

Easy, boy.

>> huh? >> no! Not you.

>> i wonder what happened. >> aah! Charmcaster.

Huh?

>> aah! >> uh! It's me.

What's happening? >> whoa! Whoa!

>> ben, grandpa! >> oh, no, you don't.

You're not going to ruin my plans this time,

Little miss goody-goody. >> whoa!

Whoa! There. >> uh-uh.

>> uh! Ohh.

>> gwen, what's going on? >> it's charmcaster.

She must have been behind this whole thing.

>> wait. I'm not-- >> uh, don't want her reciting a

Spell that'll turn us all into weasels or something.

No telling what could come out of her mouth.

>> ok, jailbird, you're new home, sweet home, is going to be

Juvenile maximum security. >> don't worry, gwen.

I'll take care of your family and that watch.

So then once you've dialed in the alien you want, you just

Slam it back down and you're ready to kick butt?

>> yeah. But you know that. Hey, what gives?

Since when are you interested in the omnitrix?

You're always reading about magic and spells and junk like

That. >> i think i've learned all i'm

Going to about that stuff. I'm just interested in what

You're interested in. >> no. That's not it.

You're setting me up to be punked somehow.

Well, forget it. I'm too smart for you, freak.

>> nobody calls me a freak and gets away with it.

Nobody! >> ow! Ow!

Hey, what's wrong with you? >> what on earth is going on

Here? >> gwen snapped her cap.

That's what's wrong. >> ben's right.

It was all my fault, grandpa. I started it.

I'm sorry, ben. Can you forgive me?

>> did you hit your head or something?

>> i know! Let me make it up to you.

I'm going to cook up something special just for you.

>> but i'm innocent. You have the wrong person.

>> yeah, that's what they all say.

>> so what are you in for, princess--wearing your halloween

Costume in the summer? >> ha ha!

Good one, pinky. >> shut up!

Only two rules in here. Rule one--i'm in charge, so what

I say goes.

>> and rule number two? >> obey rule one or else.

>> oh, well, judging from this list of ingredients,

Whatever you're cooking up is going to be very exotic.

>> translation: It'll taste like barf.

>> sea urchin eggs? What do i look like,

Mr. Seafood gourmet? What you see is what i got,

Girlie. >> latin acause sorensay.

Interesting. Bad things can happen to you

When you're not nice. >> what the--

hey! That's my truck!

>> my ingredients! >> looks like a job for xlr8.

diamondhead?

Oh, man, i have a need for speed.

>> we'll use these. >> rats! No keys.

Find another way to--whoa! >> guess we don't need them.

Let's go. >> what did i tell you?

Easy money. >> hey, i think we're being

Followed by a little girl and some big ice-sculpture-looking

Thing. >> oh! Oh, my--

Look out! Coming through!

Oh! Oh! Sorry.

Whoa! Whoa! Oof!

Whoa!

>> whoa! Aah!

>> where'd she go? >> you guys messed with the

Wrong little girl. >> gwen, are you all right?

>> ha ha!

>> we give up! >> just get these things off us.

>> don't you think we should help them?

>> let them suffer. That'll teach them to steal from

Me. Oh, well.

I have more shopping to do. >> what an interesting color.

Say, you wouldn't have anything that's organically grown, would

You? >> sure thing.

I grew this myself. >> oh!

>> make sure you come back for seconds, sweetie.

Plenty more where that came from.

>> charmcaster's book of spells. Body transference spells.

So that's how she did it! But why would charmcaster want

To switch bodies with me? Unless she didn't want to switch

With me. Ben! She wanted to switch with

Ben. That way, she could get the

Omnitrix. >> yo, princess, so what you got

There? You've been holding out on us.

>> what have you got to say for yourself, princess?

>> just this--food fight! >> aah!

>> you got guts, girl.

I'll give you that. Now, quit stalling and give it

To me. >> ok. I just don't know exactly

What it is.

>> troublemaker, huh? Well, you'll be scrubbing pots

And pans until those pretty little hands fall off.

>> bellum ocurro mazzura! >> what...

>> aah! Uh! >> cool.

>> let me guess.

You're innocent. >> uh, grandpa, have you noticed

That gwen's been acting kind of weird today?

I mean weirder than normal. >> now, just because she wants

To follow in her grandfather's culinary footsteps doesn't mean

She's weird, ben. >> oh, no!

Of course not. >> got it.

The final ingredient. >> ooh. Sea urchin eggs?

Wow. Those must have been expensive.

>> not really. I sweet-talked them into giving

Me a deal. >> and when you finish here,

Someone gets to buff my bunions. >> a small price to pay to see

The look on crabtree's face when she fell into that trash can.

You're all right, princess. Look, you ever need anything...

>> actually, what i need is to find a way out of here.

>> armed guards at every exit? No way you could ever--

>> hey, i think i've found a way out of here.

But we'll need a distraction. >> no problem.

>> hyah!

>> check it out.

This must spill out into the city's main drainage system.

If we can get past it, we're home free.

>> step back. So i don't suppose you guys are

Going to change your ways and give up crime, are you?

>> ha ha! Yeah, right!

We got to make up for lost time. >> i thought you were going to

Say that.

>> if i ever see you again, princess, i'm going to introduce

You to all 10 of my friends here!

>> ugh! Gag me.

Please don't tell me that smell's coming from that dinner

You're cooking. >> charmcaster, this time i'm

Locking you away myself. >> i can't let you do that, ben.

Once you go hero, you'll kick my butt without listening to what i

Need to say. >> you got that right.

>> just listen. Gwen's not gwen.

I am. She did some kind of

Transference spell, and we wound up switching bodies.

>> yeah. How dumb do you think i am?

>> i don't have time for trick questions.

I'm telling you the truth. Haven't you noticed gwen acting

All strange? You've got to believe me.

If you don't, the real charmcaster is going to wind up

Switching bodies with you and getting the omnitrix.

>> what's she doing here? >> she says you're not you and

She's not herself, but that you're each other.

At least that's what i think she said.

>> gwen, is this true? >> she's not gwen!

>> who are you guys going to believe, this liar or your own

Eyes? >> all right.

If you're gwen, then you should know the name of the teddy bear

Ben sleeps with. >> hey, furry freddy has his own

Bed. It just happens to be next to

Mine. >> you just gave her the answer,

You dweeb. Did your parents send you to

Doofus school or were you born like this?

>> gwen, it really is you! >> duh! That's what i've been

Saying. >> at least i can stop being all

Nice and sweet. It was making me sick.

I was just lucky you have a magical aura or none of my

Spells would have worked. >> yeah? Well, how about a

Little taste of your own medicine?

>> unsquiera despariot! I'm the real sorceress,

Remember? Now i switch bodies with doofus

And every spell i cast will be alien super-charged.

Transfera identica. Transfera identica.

Transfera identica! >> no! This wasn't the way it

Was supposed to happen. I'm me again!

>> ha! Your spell screwed up again.

>> so i should be me, but i feel kind of strange, not quite

Myself. >> aah!

I'm you! Gross!

>> wait--wait a minute. Now, if you're ben and you're

Gwen, then i'm, uh, really confused.

>> you fools! Now i only have enough

Ingredients to mix up one more transference spell.

>> you're not gonna get the chance because i'm going hero.

>> you're not wearing the omnitrix, doofus.

I am.

>> so what are you waiting for? Go alien and kick her magical

Butt. >> i'm trying.

Which way do you turn this thingy?

>> you won't get away with this. >> is that the old man hanging

From the yardarm? Oh, and your cooking stinks.

>> it does? >> like being you isn't

Punishment enough.

Peach lip balm?

Strawberry hand lotion? Who wants to smell like a fruit

Salad? >> that's it!

My hand lotion. >> oh, typical.

We're in trouble and you're worried that your hands aren't

Soft enough. What a girl.

>> with brains. I have some hand lotion in my

Back pocket. If you can rub it on your

Wrist--i mean my wrist--your hand should be able to slide

Out. >> and how am i supposed to

Reach it? >> ugh. When was the last time

You washed your socks? >> what's the point?

They're just gonna get dirty again.

Ow! Hey, that hurt! >> quit complaining.

You should be happy. You're kicking my butt.

>> since you put it that way. Yes!

Hurry up and go fourarms! >> whoa. This is kind of cool.

>> i said fourarms, not cannonbolt.

>> give it a rest, doofus. It's not like you're much better

At working this thing than i am. >> all right, all right!

Just get me out of this thing. >> i think i'll turn into that

Fire alien first. With my spells funneled through

That alien body, salem, mass, is gonna get burned.

>> tennyson! Sic him, boys!

>> you really should respect your elders.

>> i don't respect anybody. >> it's over.

Give up or i'm--uh, she's gonna swab the deck with your butt.

>> all you did is save me a trip below to get you.

>> whoa. Got to give ben credit. This alien hero stuff is a lot

Tougher than it looks. >> declam baccura.

Saduka. >> oh, gwen's got some moves.

>> third time's the charm. Transfera identica.

Transfera identica. Transfera identica!

>> ben! >> out of the way!

>> i'm me again. >> and i'm cannonbolt.

>> i'll just cook up another transference spell.

I can't be stopped. >> don't bet on it.

>> no! >> you want an out-of-body

Experience? Try this!

>> a little help here? >> let's bowl.

>> all right. Nice job, gwen.

>> grandpa, it's me--ben. >> ok, that's it.

I give up. >> ahh. Nothing like being back

In your own socks. >> well, i hope this experience

Made you appreciate each other a little more.

>> nah! >> welcome back, princess.

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