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>> 6 stories of twists
And turns.
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>> Hurtling down
a 200-foot plunge
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>> at speeds of over 25 miles
per hour.
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>> Then splash down in a
churning 300,000-gallon
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wave pool.
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>> You've entered the riptide
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rapids zone.
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>> You're too short.
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>> What are you talking about?
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But I'm almost--
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>> next.
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>> Sorry.
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I heard the baby banana boats
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are fun for the smaller set.
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>> They'll all feel small when
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Rip Josh shows up for a dip.
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Come on, work.
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>> Huh?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Anything but being
a Micro munchkin.
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ΒΆ
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Look out!
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Watch those flip-flops.
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>> In 1951 when this water park
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was a cornfield, recently
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declassified documents suggest
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an alien spacecraft crash-landed
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right here.
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>> Time to tie up some
loose ends.
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>> So if you could get someone
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from upper management down here
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so I could start checking
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soil samples.
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>> Uh...Ok.
Hold on while I call someone
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who cares.
Ring, ring, ring.
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Guess what, dude.
No answer.
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Next in line.
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>> Did you see that?
An alien!
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Maybe a remnant
of that fateful crash.
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>> Dude, you've been in the sun
way too long.
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Hey, no cuts!
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>> Hey, race you to the bottom.
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Whoa!
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Woo ho ho!
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Now, that rocked.
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Aah!
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>> Grandpa's not going to like
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you going alien just
to sneak on a ride.
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>> That's why I'm
not going yo tell him.
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In a few minutes, I'll be back
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to normal, and he'll never know,
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will he?
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>> We gotta towel off.
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Or in your case, napkin off.
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>> There you are, my little
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alien ticket to fame.
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>> Gwen!
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Gwen!
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>> Let him go!
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>> Aah!
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>> Grandpa, that guy's got
grey matter.
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>> Gwen!
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Whoa!
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>> I keep forgetting I'm not as
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young as I used to be.
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Go.
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>> Let me out!
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>> Don't worry.
We'll find him...
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somehow.
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>> Security system off.
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Lights on.
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Prepare dinner.
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>> No, no.
This one is all mine.
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>> Ok, so if he's grey matter
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now, he'll just turn back into
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Ben then go four arms or
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something and escape.
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>> But if you said he went alien
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when he did, Ben should have
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changed back before
he was taken.
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>> Which means maybe something's
wrong with the watch.
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Well, at least as grey matter
he's smart.
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>> Incredible.
Truly incredible.
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A perfect miniature alien being.
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>> Who are you calling
miniature?
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>> So, which galaxy
are you from?
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>> Actually,
I don't know myself.
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And if I did,
I wouldn't tell you.
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>> Oh, feisty little life form,
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aren't you?
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>> You want to see feisty?
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Just wait until I get big.
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Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
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>> My thoughts exactly.
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>> Mr. Howell, we've more than
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had enough of your fuzzy claims
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and blurry photos of supposed
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alien spaceships.
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I'm not someone you want
to annoy.
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>> I--I know that,
but this one's different.
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I promise you.
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See, he's only about
6 inches in
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size and converses fluently
in english.
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Perhaps the organization
would consider?
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>> I'm sending a car.
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You'd better not be wasting our
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time or our resources.
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>> Great. A thousand people
at the water
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park, and the u.F.O. Freak
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spots me.
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>> Wait.
This could work.
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Here, kitty, kitty.
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I taste just like chicken.
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>> Whoa!
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I'm free!
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Uh-oh. I'm free.
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>> Howell Wainwright,
Alien discoverer.
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Let the fame and fortune begin.
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No!
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>>
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>> Hello?
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>> Gwen, it's me.
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>> Ben,
you're still Grey Matter?
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>> Yeah.
The watch still won't work.
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>> Where are you?
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>> Uh, there appears to be
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a mountain peak 13.2 miles due
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west with a vertical angle of
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45 degrees.
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>> Brainiac, how about a street?
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>> Oh, yeah.
It's Ripley.
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Aah!
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>> Ben?
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Something happened.
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>>
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>>
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>> Aah!
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>> Ripley avenue, Ripley lane,
Ripley drive.
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We don't have time to check them
all out.
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>> Do we have a choice?
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>> What's your malfunction?
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Probably something stupid like
the dna splicing replicator
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copying a fragment
of amino acid sequence.
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So this is what it feels like
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to be smart.
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>> I'll teach you to blow
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me off.
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Gotcha!
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>> Think again!
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>> He gets away, and the
organization will come after me.
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Come on.
Think, Howell.
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>> Ah, fresh air.
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This is so gross.
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>> I'll take this side.
You take that one.
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>> Ben?
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>>
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>> You can run,
but you can't hide.
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What?
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>> Ah, my ticket out.
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>> Don't make this hard
on yourself.
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I'll smoke you out if I have to.
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>>
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Aah!
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>> Grandpa, his car.
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>>
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Uh, something tells me you're
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the type of guy who
has a lot Of friends.
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>> Who needs friends when you'll
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have the fame I'm about to have?
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They're here.
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>> Yeah.
To break me out.
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>> Oh, you don't know how long
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I've waited to meet you people.
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It's truly an honor.
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>> Want to ring the doorbell?
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>> I'll knock...Hard.
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>> Where's the alien?
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>> Hands off.
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>> Brutus, sit, boy.
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It's him--the guy
who's got Ben.
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They're getting away.
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>> Down, boy.
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>> Nice trick, grandpa.
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>> Come on. We need to find out
where they went.
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>> I have a bad feeling about
these guys.
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>> That's because you're the one
in the cage, and I'm not.
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>> Huh, the old lady and the
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Creep have the same
taste in cars.
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Go figure.
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>> He looks so sad.
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They can't torment Ben like
that, only I can torment Ben
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like that.
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>> If we can get a reverse trace
on that number, we should be
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able to get an address.
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>> grandpa, there's a sneaky
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side to you I'm totally starting
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to appreciate.
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>> A remarkable specimen.
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>> So, how we doing this?
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Joint news conference?
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Hitting the major talk shows?
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>> We prefer to keep our
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discoveries private.
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>> uh, wh-what
are you talking about?
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We've gotta tell the world
about this.
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>> Actually, we don't.
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>> Wh--where you taking him?
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>> our scientists have a few
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tests to run.
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>> Yeah, but honestly, I've
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never been very good at tests
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nor quizzes, for that matter.
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>> I found him.
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He belongs to me.
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>> He's ours now.
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And you just became disposable.
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>> They can't do this
to either Of us.
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>> This isn't a house.
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It's a fortress.
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Are they having a masquerade
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party here or something?
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>> They call themselves the
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Organization, a well-financed
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secret society dedicated to
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collecting alien technology.
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Hey, when you've been around
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as long as I have, you pick up
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a few things.
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>>
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>> Prepare subject
for dissection.
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>> Ready?
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>> Not really, but...
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>> Hi there.
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>> Hey, metal head!
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>> Don't bother with
the slice and dice.
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Trust me.
I'm just as grey on the inside
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as I am on the out.
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>> Let me assist you.
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>> What are you doing?
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>> Getting you out of here.
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Back off.
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Aliens are people, too.
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Well, sort of.
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>> Ow!
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Ben!
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>> Gwen!
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>> Let's save the family reunion
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for the road.
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>> Look at all this alien tech.
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>> Sir, our scientists were
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found unconscious,
and the alien is missing.
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There's also been a security
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breach at the northeast
perimeter.
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>> Find me that alien.
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>> Oh, man.
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These guys have no clue what
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they've got here.
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>> Or maybe they do.
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>> We've got to destroy
everything.
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>> Spread out and find them.
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>> Gwen, grab that pulse
hypercore.
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Grandpa, the gallinium
capacitor.
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It's not Ben talking,
it's grey matter.
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Do it.
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>> They're over here.
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>> Get out of here.
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>> What about you?
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>> If I can get inside the power
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grid, I can hook the hypercore
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and capacitor up to it.
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This is where small comes
in handy.
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Now, go. I'll meet you outside.
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>> Grandpa!
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>> That reaction will decimate
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the mansion
and everything in it.
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Everyone out except you, Howell.
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You and your little alien have
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been nothing but trouble.
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Oh, man. Just when I didn't
want you to work.
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Huh? Where did you come from?
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I'll tell you later. Right now
can you givew me a hand?
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Thakns. We gotta get out
of here.
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Anyone see where that
little alien went?
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Nope.
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Not a clue.
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00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:46,304
Well I am done with
anyhting alien.
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Feels good to be big again.
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Big? Get real Shorty.
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Don't make me go
four arms on you.
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I didn't do anything.
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We have to get that fixed.
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Find out all there is to know
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about these people.
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