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Ashley?
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Look, Pop, I know
you don't want me here.
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Well, you know where the door is.
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You've seen how powerful
my children have become.
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We got to retrieve that Necronomicon
before they get their hands on it.
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- Where'd you put it?
- The best hiding place
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you could think of was a fucking corpse.
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This town is only big
enough for one asshole.
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Me.
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We got to get out of here.
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- Stop!
- Fuck!
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- Beat it. Roads are for cars.
- Fuck you!
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You need to watch where you're going!
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But I don't see the book. Where is it?
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It's locked up in the Delta,
safe and sound.
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- Jefe, it's the Delta!
- Hey!
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♪ Only you ♪
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♪ Cared when I needed a friend ♪
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♪ Believed in me through
thick and thin ♪
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♪ This song is for you ♪
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♪ Filled with gratitude and love... ♪
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Miss you, baby.
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Look at him.
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Man, that car's been with
him through thick and thin.
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War and peace.
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It was his everything.
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I mean, it didn't even have
a CD player though.
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True that...
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but he loved it.
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I cannot believe you guys
jacked this from Ashy Slashy.
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Are you insane?
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Oh, relax.
That's all just an urban myth.
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Okay, not what I meant. You know?
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My dad's the sheriff,
it's not a great look
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if I get busted for grand theft auto.
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It's not grand theft
if the car's worth $30.
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Look, I just don't want
to give my dad another reason
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to get pissed off, you guys.
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He's been totally on edge ever
since this Ash guy came to town.
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Lace, don't stress.
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All right, after we smoke
this dude's stash,
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we'll dump his piece
of shit car somewhere.
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No one will ever know about it.
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Okay. Cut it out, Tyler.
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Oh, sorry.
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Doesn't help that your
pervert friend is watching.
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Eww!
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Fine, but I'm taking the weed.
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Wait up.
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Come on, pervert.
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Hey, didn't your mom used
to bone Old Hatchet Hand?
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Uh...
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It's a chainsaw, brah.
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No, they were just friends, eww.
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She totally banged him.
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She was like,
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"Oh, Ashy Slashy!"
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Ooh, cut it out!
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God.
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Uh, let's take a break.
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You need to cool off.
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Well, hey,
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I think we should both be able
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to express our feelings physically.
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Oh, my God.
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I've never met anyone like you.
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"Verata..."
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"kanda..."
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I guess what I'm trying
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- to say is, I love you, Amber.
- "misatra."
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"Me-stro-bean."
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Oh, holy shit!
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What the fuck was that?!
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I love you too.
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Huh?
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But the car, and uh...
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Uh... never mind.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa, fuck!
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Ah, what the fu...
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Time to go.
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Go where?
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Get the Necronomicon back
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before it falls into the wrong hands.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Fixing your mistake.
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I don't think so, bossy.
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This is my team,
and they go where I tell them.
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Not you.
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Forget the stupid book.
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Chasing that thing's only
going to give you a leg cramp.
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You don't know what
you're talking about.
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Oh, I don't?
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You're the one who grew
up your entire life
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looking for that book,
and you never found it.
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Me on the other hand,
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I can't fart without
tripping over that thing.
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And I fart a lot.
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All right then, please tell me
what is your genius plan
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for getting the book back?
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Oh, I'll tell you.
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First things first. Ah.
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_
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What the hell is Pink Fuck?
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Pink Fuck, is a proprietary mix,
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of liqueurs and spirits,
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garnished with orange rind,
and um, nutmeg.
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Oh, and...
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there's a shit ton of Ketamine in it.
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Got it.
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Uh, second question,
who the hell is this guy?
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Well, come on. Seriously.
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You've never heard me talk about Chet?
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- "No Fret Chet?"
- Yeah.
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My main man? My number one partner...
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- in crime!
- In crime!
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Never formally charged.
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Back in high school, me and Chet, man,
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we used to throw the most
righteous parties.
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People would come from far and wide
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for a taste of sweet
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- Pink Fuck!
- Pink Fuck!
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Here you go. Try it.
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Nah, I'm good.
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Uh, why not?
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Are you a cop?
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No, dude.
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I just don't feel like drinking a glass
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of Ketamine right now.
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Or ever!
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She's not a cop,
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but I have never seen her do Ketamine.
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Ah.
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- Uh-huh.
- Solidarity!
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Till the wheels fall off!
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Mm.
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So, the sugar is hurting my teeth.
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And, uh, I'm pretty, ah...
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ah, my tongue is numb.
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And... it's not...
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Hey, how about you, Slim?
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Want to try a Pink Fuck? Hold the Pink?
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Raar. Ow!
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Mmm.
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This feels so nice.
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That's what brings the crowds in.
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That's what I'm counting on.
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Chet, what do you say,
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we cook up a big batch of happy,
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and throw one of our epic
parties tonight?
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And the kids who stole
your car will show up!
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That's a genius plan, Jefe.
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Thanks, Pablo.
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It's not the worst plan.
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Till the wheels fall off, brother.
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- K.O.!
- K.O.!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Amber, Tyler, honeymoon's over!
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Oh my God.
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What's going on?
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Tyler? Amber?
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Are you there?
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Dude.
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Holy...
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Shit.
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Come on! Let's go!
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Whoa!
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Oh God!
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What is... what is happening?
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I'm not doing this!
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Oh God!
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Oh my God, what the fuck is happening?!
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No!
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Stop it!
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- Come on!
- Run, Blake, run!
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Medication time!
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You know, I got to hand it to you,
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this party is popping off, man.
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I mean, you got the football team,
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and cool Goth kids.
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The fun gay guy everybody loves.
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Some really old men.
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What the rice and beans
is he doing here?
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What the rice and beans
are you doing here?
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Hey, it's my question!
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Look, beat it.
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This is my party, okay?
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It's for young, hip people.
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Not old guys that smell like soup.
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No, no, no. This is my bar.
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Bert, Roy, and me been
coming here every Saturday
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for 40 years.
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You don't just waltz in here,
and push me around.
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Come on, boys.
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Ah, story of my life.
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Now he's going to be a creepy old guy,
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and scare all the cool kids away.
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Now I'll never get my car back.
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You mean your book, right?
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Well, of course I mean the car.
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Oh, did I say car?
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I meant car. Look.
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You want to be part of this team?
I got your first assignment.
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- Kill your dad.
- Yep.
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No. Just distract him.
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Keep him away from the kids, though.
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I'm going to do some digging.
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Troy. Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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Oh no, fuck!
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Fuck you!
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Come on, come on.
Get down, get down, get down.
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Troy.
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Blake, it won't stop!
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Fuck! Fuck, I can't!
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No!
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Oh, no, no! No!
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It's coming, man. It's going to find us!
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Not if we don't move.
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Oh, please don't run.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Stay. Don't run. Don't run.
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It stopped.
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- It's definitely stopped, man, let's...
- No!
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Don't, don't, don't...
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we got to stay here.
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Why man? Why is this happening?
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I don't know.
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I don't...
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Tyler!
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Tyler! Run!
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Okay, time for a little drinking game.
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Now the rules are easy, all right?
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We go around, and everybody
says the worst thing
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they've ever done.
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If somebody's done that,
you take a drink.
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All right? Okay.
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I'll go first.
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Recently, I stole a cream colored,
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1973 Delta '88 Oldsmobile,
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with a bunch of skanky
beer cans in the back,
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and a creepy old book.
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All right, now who's done that?
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Nobody?
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Really? Come on.
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Not one of you was out there,
hot rodding around?
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Huh?
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Jeez, maybe I should've
picked a cooler table.
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I once crashed my mother's Jetta.
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- This is not about your mother's Jetta!
- Can I play?
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Well, that depends.
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Ever do anything bad?
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No, but the night's still young.
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So we can both agree this
car ain't coming back, right?
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Right?
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Oh, sorry.
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Hey.
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You okay?
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Yeah, sorry. My head's not right lately.
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I...
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I can't eat.
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I'm clammy, and I haven't slept in days.
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I'm terrified I'm going to have
another one of my visions.
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It's like looking at hell itself.
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Yo, ese. Yeah, well, um, hey man.
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I know what you're going through.
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You know, I mean,
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I had some super dark thoughts too,
271
00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:27,143
after my time in Desert Storm.
272
00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:30,113
Oh, yeah. You were in the army?
273
00:12:30,213 --> 00:12:31,982
I mean, I don't like
to put labels on it.
274
00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:34,217
I'm not comfortable with that, but uh,
275
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,086
shooting at Jihadis
affects a man, you know?
276
00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:37,487
How did you get past it?
277
00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:41,191
First you have to, uh, clear your mind.
278
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,094
And then you, uh,
check out your problems.
279
00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:46,496
And one by one, and you solve them.
280
00:12:46,596 --> 00:12:49,232
You know?
Like, uh, friendly fire mishap.
281
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:56,073
And then, uh, Saudi gold.
282
00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:57,407
Like, uh,
283
00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:01,011
Anwar, the uh, village boy.
284
00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:03,981
It's ah... mm.
285
00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:05,182
Your turn.
286
00:13:05,282 --> 00:13:08,986
Okay, please don't listen
to that numbnuts.
287
00:13:09,052 --> 00:13:12,022
Everyone in this world
is plagued by something evil.
288
00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:16,159
You can pour a drink,
and you can ignore it.
289
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:19,629
Or you can stand up,
and you can fight it.
290
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:21,264
Okay? So fight it, man.
291
00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:22,432
Fight your evil.
292
00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:25,435
Yeah, you're right.
293
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:29,006
I got to be more like you.
I got to be strong.
294
00:13:29,072 --> 00:13:31,174
Man, you-you don't let
anything get to you.
295
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,143
So, what does that mean?
296
00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:34,911
It means you just roll with the punches.
297
00:13:35,012 --> 00:13:37,914
You don't need a job, a boyfriend,
298
00:13:38,015 --> 00:13:39,116
or a home.
299
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:41,418
Well, I mean, I have a home.
300
00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:43,586
No, like a stationary home.
301
00:13:43,686 --> 00:13:47,324
You-you don't need anything
to define your worth.
302
00:13:47,424 --> 00:13:48,625
It's impressive.
303
00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:52,695
Yeah, yeah.
304
00:13:52,795 --> 00:13:54,397
It's, uh, it's...
305
00:13:54,497 --> 00:13:56,033
it's definitely impressive.
306
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:58,701
Thank you.
307
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:01,604
Fuck are you doing?
308
00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:03,706
Just being impressive.
309
00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:05,421
Look how impressive I am!
310
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:14,684
Come on, Tyler! Go!
311
00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,567
- Come on.
- Oh no!
312
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,491
No!
313
00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:23,008
No!
314
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,135
Oh!
315
00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:39,109
No!
316
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,711
God, no, no!
317
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:48,085
Oh, God!
318
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:02,499
Oh, God, no!
319
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,468
No!
320
00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:06,784
Oh, my God!
321
00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:12,375
Delta has just hit an all time high.
322
00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,348
No!
323
00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:22,143
Hey, girl.
324
00:15:24,587 --> 00:15:26,223
Hey, there you are.
325
00:15:26,323 --> 00:15:27,524
You look cute.
326
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,792
Oh really?
327
00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:36,433
Trick or treat!
328
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,676
Halloween? No, you didn't!
329
00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:42,280
I'm trying to think of something bad.
330
00:15:42,305 --> 00:15:43,306
But I'm such a good girl.
331
00:15:43,331 --> 00:15:44,743
Oh, come on.
332
00:15:44,768 --> 00:15:47,017
You must have one,
teeny, tiny, little flaw.
333
00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:49,712
Well, I did break up with
my boyfriend earlier tonight.
334
00:15:49,812 --> 00:15:51,414
- Oh.
- Ah, that's not how this game...
335
00:15:51,439 --> 00:15:52,949
- Shh!
- Sorry.
336
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,284
Talk to me, Amber.
337
00:15:54,384 --> 00:15:56,153
I don't know what my idiot son did
338
00:15:56,253 --> 00:15:58,221
to land a piece like you.
339
00:15:58,321 --> 00:16:00,357
Blink twice if you're here
against your will.
340
00:16:00,457 --> 00:16:03,093
Strangely, I'm here of my own volition.
341
00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:06,196
For reasons outside my control,
I need your son.
342
00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:07,497
It's barely visible,
343
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:09,597
but there's something inside
him which makes him...
344
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,968
special.
345
00:16:11,993 --> 00:16:14,104
Is this a biological clock thing?
346
00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:16,973
Because basically Ash and I have
the same "baby formula"
347
00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,608
down in the old crotch bottle.
348
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:21,244
Oh, yeah.
349
00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:22,570
Hm.
350
00:16:22,645 --> 00:16:24,114
What are you doing?
351
00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:26,349
Just want to see Bigfoot's big old feet.
352
00:16:28,518 --> 00:16:29,987
Okay, that's it.
353
00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:33,715
- Apologize.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
354
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,426
- Uh, hold that thought.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry!
355
00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:37,953
What the hell is going on?
356
00:16:37,978 --> 00:16:40,213
You know I'm done playing it your way.
357
00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:43,633
From now on, you keep your
gene pool away from me.
358
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,168
Okay, what'd you do?
359
00:16:45,268 --> 00:16:46,503
Nothing.
360
00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:50,007
She was waving me in like
a damn air traffic controller.
361
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:51,141
I thought she liked me.
362
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,309
Nobody likes you.
363
00:16:52,409 --> 00:16:54,444
That's why I didn't want
you at this party.
364
00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:55,912
Well, I wanted to die
365
00:16:56,013 --> 00:16:58,548
without laying eyes on my
disappointment of a kid again.
366
00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,017
But them's the breaks.
367
00:17:00,117 --> 00:17:01,318
Yeah?
368
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:02,319
I'm not a kid anymore.
369
00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:03,686
I'm a man.
370
00:17:03,786 --> 00:17:06,089
What do you say we settle
our differences like men?
371
00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:10,293
What do you got in mind?
372
00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:16,533
Yeah, Jefe, um,
373
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,701
why don't you just have a real
conversation with your pops,
374
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,403
and then we can get back
to looking for the book,
375
00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:21,938
and the Delta.
376
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:25,075
Pablo, talking is for talkers,
377
00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,476
people who talk.
378
00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:28,211
I'm a doer, now friend,
379
00:17:28,311 --> 00:17:30,613
kindly step aside,
and let this great eagle soar,
380
00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:32,415
on the back of that bull.
381
00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,119
Okay.
382
00:17:49,132 --> 00:17:53,070
♪ For criminal acts,
and violence on the stage... ♪
383
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,572
That the best you got?!
384
00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,474
Whoa, whoa!
385
00:17:59,142 --> 00:18:00,710
Hey, Pop.
386
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:02,145
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
387
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:06,716
- Oh, yeah.
- ♪ Go to hell... ♪
388
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:08,985
Jefe!
389
00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:10,487
- Whoa!
- Whoo!
390
00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:11,754
The best you got, huh?!
391
00:18:11,854 --> 00:18:13,990
Whoa, whoa!
392
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:15,258
Not good. Oh, no.
393
00:18:15,358 --> 00:18:16,359
Oh, here we go!
394
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:17,760
Mayday. Mayday!
395
00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,122
♪ For choosing to be ♪
396
00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:23,266
♪ A living obscenity... ♪
397
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,102
The eagle has landed.
398
00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:27,437
♪ Go to hell ♪
399
00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:33,776
♪ You're something that never
should have happened... ♪
400
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:36,012
Come on! Do it! Do it!
401
00:18:36,113 --> 00:18:37,214
Let's get him up here!
402
00:18:37,314 --> 00:18:39,649
♪ You even make your grandma sick... ♪
403
00:18:41,273 --> 00:18:44,387
Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock...!
404
00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:47,724
Leaving so soon?
405
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:51,628
Yeah, well, we know the Necronomicon's
406
00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:53,327
not showing up here.
407
00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:57,567
And since I wasted all that
time following Ash's dumb plan,
408
00:18:57,592 --> 00:18:59,061
that's really in the wind.
409
00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:01,370
Yeah, well, we all waste time.
410
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:04,140
Important thing is,
when we decide to stop.
411
00:19:05,674 --> 00:19:07,476
What are you doing out here?
412
00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,979
I'm sick of waiting around.
413
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:11,180
Trying to come up with another plan
414
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,315
so I can take out my frustrations.
415
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:24,293
I got a Plan B.
416
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,104
What?
417
00:19:27,439 --> 00:19:30,499
Look, we might not be able
to find the Book,
418
00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:32,719
but we can go after the ones
who are searching for it,
419
00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:33,798
the spawn,
420
00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:37,539
and take them out before
they can even summon up Baal.
421
00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:39,241
Come with me.
422
00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:40,642
Why?
423
00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:43,279
Why?
424
00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:45,414
Kelly.
425
00:19:45,514 --> 00:19:47,649
You're some immortal ass kicker,
426
00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,618
yet you call Ash for help.
427
00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:52,488
I want to know why.
428
00:19:52,588 --> 00:19:55,224
I needed help.
429
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:58,660
You've seen what my children
can do to me alone.
430
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,562
But now I'm starting
to see that it wasn't Ash
431
00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:02,498
I was meant to call.
432
00:20:02,598 --> 00:20:04,066
It was you.
433
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,371
Help me.
434
00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:14,576
Then let's go kill your kids.
435
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,149
Let her rip.
436
00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:21,383
Yeah!
437
00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:23,252
Nice and tight.
438
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,423
Oh, yeah!
439
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:30,926
Careful, Pop.
440
00:20:31,027 --> 00:20:32,394
Don't throw your back out!
441
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:38,667
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
442
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,469
The hell is keeping him on?
443
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:46,075
Oh yeah!
444
00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:47,309
Whoa!
445
00:20:50,046 --> 00:20:51,647
Here we go!
446
00:20:56,452 --> 00:20:58,187
You show off!
447
00:21:03,425 --> 00:21:05,594
Winner, winner!
448
00:21:05,694 --> 00:21:08,064
Winner, winner...
449
00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:18,507
Whoo, whoa.
450
00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:20,209
All in the ass, son.
451
00:21:20,309 --> 00:21:23,079
You got to clench those cheeks
together, nice and tight.
452
00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:25,714
So you get them so hard
you can crack a walnut on them.
453
00:21:25,814 --> 00:21:27,249
- Ooh.
- Ooh, my.
454
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:29,385
That fanny's hard
as Detroit steel, Daddy.
455
00:21:29,485 --> 00:21:30,986
Yeah, it ain't the only thing.
456
00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:32,654
I can't believe you're doing
this to me again.
457
00:21:32,754 --> 00:21:34,190
Oh, he always was a sore loser.
458
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,392
Even as a kid, when we played catch.
459
00:21:36,492 --> 00:21:38,727
There's no winners
when you play catch, Pop!
460
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:40,229
You just throw the ball back and forth,
461
00:21:40,329 --> 00:21:41,330
and you bond.
462
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,764
Yeah, well, I did my best, son,
463
00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:45,000
but somewhere along the line,
I lost you.
464
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:47,136
Yeah, like the day I was born.
465
00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:50,406
No, the day you went
to that cabin and...
466
00:21:50,506 --> 00:21:51,607
And what?
467
00:21:51,873 --> 00:21:53,342
Go ahead, say it.
468
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,410
We're both thinking the same thing.
469
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:55,644
Say it.
470
00:21:56,745 --> 00:21:58,380
And killed those kids.
471
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,482
And?
472
00:22:00,582 --> 00:22:02,484
And Cheryl.
473
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:04,753
You took my daughter
from me, goddamn you.
474
00:22:04,853 --> 00:22:07,256
You think I killed Cheryl?
475
00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:09,024
You think I killed my own sister?
476
00:22:09,049 --> 00:22:10,841
What do you want me to believe?
That it was the monsters?
477
00:22:10,866 --> 00:22:12,935
Yeah Dad, because it's the truth.
478
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,021
Goddamn it, for once in your life,
take some responsibility.
479
00:22:16,046 --> 00:22:18,014
You're the monster, Ash.
You killed them all.
480
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:20,119
And then you took off,
and left me here to die alone.
481
00:22:20,202 --> 00:22:22,504
I had no choice, Dad.
482
00:22:22,604 --> 00:22:25,374
You were a miserable son of a bitch.
483
00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:28,510
You know that's why Mom left you, right?
484
00:22:28,610 --> 00:22:30,379
Nothing you can say can hurt me.
485
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,181
You already broke my heart.
486
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,621
Come on, sweetheart.
487
00:22:46,328 --> 00:22:48,864
Never should've come
to this stupid town, Pablo.
488
00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:50,266
Yeah, we didn't pick it.
489
00:22:50,366 --> 00:22:52,001
Evil did.
490
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,404
Jesús, María, y José.
491
00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,406
She's a Deadite!
492
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,975
Okay, what are you going to do?!
493
00:23:03,712 --> 00:23:06,015
Jefe, this is your plan?
494
00:23:09,418 --> 00:23:11,020
Please stop!
495
00:23:12,754 --> 00:23:14,190
Oh, no!
496
00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:18,599
- Don't!
- I'm sorry we stole you.
497
00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:21,443
No!
498
00:23:29,205 --> 00:23:31,273
Please. No, please. Just let him go.
499
00:23:31,373 --> 00:23:32,608
Sorry.
500
00:23:35,377 --> 00:23:37,513
No!
501
00:23:37,613 --> 00:23:40,282
No, no, no, no!
502
00:23:40,382 --> 00:23:42,351
Oh, my God!
503
00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:51,060
I'm sorry. I love you so much!
504
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,695
I love you, too!
505
00:24:01,437 --> 00:24:02,437
No, please.
506
00:24:11,747 --> 00:24:13,365
Stop!
507
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,618
You can't just sit there.
508
00:24:16,718 --> 00:24:18,354
Yes, I can.
509
00:24:18,454 --> 00:24:19,688
My plan failed.
510
00:24:19,788 --> 00:24:21,190
I didn't get the car back.
511
00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:22,458
Didn't get the book back.
512
00:24:22,558 --> 00:24:23,959
Didn't get the girl.
513
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,062
Because she was a Deadite.
514
00:24:26,128 --> 00:24:28,097
There's no such thing as a Deadite.
515
00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:29,498
Have you talked to my father?
516
00:24:29,523 --> 00:24:31,258
According to him, I'm the monster.
517
00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:32,818
Mm.
518
00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:34,945
I'm the killer. Mm.
519
00:24:35,171 --> 00:24:37,239
I'm just a lying sack of lard!
520
00:24:38,507 --> 00:24:41,610
Okay, you cannot just
sit there on a stool,
521
00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:43,612
and drink your demons away, all right?
522
00:24:43,712 --> 00:24:44,712
You got to confront them.
523
00:24:44,746 --> 00:24:46,248
Life doesn't work that way.
524
00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:49,018
Listen, you got to march
into that bathroom,
525
00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:50,352
and you got to show your pops
526
00:24:50,452 --> 00:24:53,990
you're not the guy that
he thinks you are.
527
00:24:54,056 --> 00:24:56,025
You're Ash Williams, demon hunter.
528
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,894
Deadite slayer. Friend, hero.
529
00:24:58,995 --> 00:25:01,630
And Jefe.
530
00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:04,433
Okay, I think it's time
you introduced Brock
531
00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:06,135
to that great eagle.
532
00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:13,542
Hey sorry, here you go.
533
00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:14,643
Go, huh, hey-hey, sorry!
534
00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:16,445
What are you doing?
535
00:25:16,545 --> 00:25:19,015
You're so much better
at this than my dead wife.
536
00:25:19,081 --> 00:25:20,282
Whoa, ho.
537
00:25:20,382 --> 00:25:22,018
Whoa.
538
00:25:22,118 --> 00:25:23,552
Do you want to know a secret?
539
00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:25,921
I'd rather you not talk, but sure.
540
00:25:26,022 --> 00:25:28,324
I fucking hate dirty old men.
541
00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:29,591
What?
542
00:25:29,691 --> 00:25:31,127
Help!
543
00:25:31,152 --> 00:25:33,724
Don't you want me anymore, Daddy?
544
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:34,829
Help!
545
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,668
Holy shit!
546
00:25:41,437 --> 00:25:42,338
Ash?
547
00:25:42,438 --> 00:25:43,572
Hiya, Pop.
548
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,041
Got room for a threesome?
549
00:25:45,107 --> 00:25:47,043
Oh, shit.
550
00:25:51,547 --> 00:25:52,547
I'm warning you.
551
00:25:52,581 --> 00:25:54,083
I like it rough!
552
00:26:07,463 --> 00:26:09,665
You're a dirty, dirty girl, Amber.
553
00:26:33,987 --> 00:26:37,269
Believe it or not Dad,
this is my day job.
554
00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:39,361
Holy shit.
555
00:26:50,106 --> 00:26:51,340
It's Ashy Slashy!
556
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,552
No, no, no, no. Wait, kid.
557
00:26:53,577 --> 00:26:55,612
Ashy Slashy's going to kill us all!
558
00:26:55,677 --> 00:26:58,014
Hey, relax! Everything's fine!
559
00:26:59,982 --> 00:27:01,083
Don't run, you idiots.
560
00:27:01,183 --> 00:27:02,985
He's going to save us, don't run.
561
00:27:06,188 --> 00:27:07,289
Stop, you damn morons!
562
00:27:07,389 --> 00:27:09,091
- He's coming!
- My son is a hero!
563
00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:11,961
You hear me? He's a hero!
564
00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:13,101
You really mean that, Dad?
565
00:27:16,198 --> 00:27:17,198
You think I'm a hero?
566
00:27:19,335 --> 00:27:20,436
Of course I do.
567
00:27:21,832 --> 00:27:24,106
Oh, Ashley, I-I've wasted so many years
568
00:27:24,206 --> 00:27:25,441
being wrong about you.
569
00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:29,511
One more time?
570
00:27:31,207 --> 00:27:32,281
I was wrong.
571
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,251
But relieved to see what
an honorable man you've become.
572
00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:41,958
Because, there's something
I've kept from you.
573
00:27:41,983 --> 00:27:42,983
What is it, Pop?
574
00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:44,964
Something so vital, that...
575
00:27:45,962 --> 00:27:47,472
the fabric of your life may begin...
576
00:27:50,432 --> 00:27:52,534
Oh, Dad!
577
00:27:52,634 --> 00:27:53,634
No!
578
00:27:53,702 --> 00:27:56,538
Oh, no! No!
579
00:27:57,663 --> 00:27:59,663
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580
00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:55,147
Hey you knuckleheads, Ash Williams here.
581
00:28:55,172 --> 00:28:57,553
If someone offers
you a drink of Pink Fuck,
582
00:28:57,578 --> 00:28:59,948
throw it away, because it's bad shit.
583
00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:01,262
It will mess with your brain,
584
00:29:01,303 --> 00:29:03,125
and not in the good way.
585
00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,681
Be smart,
586
00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:06,308
and stay safe out there.
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