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♪ Summa Nura. ♪
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Ash.
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Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan.
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My hometown.
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- Ashley?
- Pablo, Kelly, meet my father.
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You said your dad was dead.
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Uh, we were sort of dead to each other.
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Ever since Ruby put
that book on my face,
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I've been having nightmares,
but they happen while I'm awake.
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Where is The Necronomicon?
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I'll never tell you.
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Night-night.
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My children have turned on me.
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Help me retrieve The Book,
and send them back to hell.
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Let's go save the world.
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Whoa.
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Mm, man, looking good.
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Looking sweet.
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Jesus!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That cyborg hand of yours
got something against
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- knocking on doors?
- Sorry, Dad.
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Just going up to my room.
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It looks like you found Bigfoot.
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Why you still here?
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Uh, we just, uh, got to take
care of some business.
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Just a couple of days, then I'm gone.
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Oh, for Christ's...
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no more horseshit about demons.
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What difference does it make?
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Look, Pop, I know
you don't want me here...
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You're the one that
ran off like a scalded dog,
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- left me here alone.
- Yeah, news flash.
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I wouldn't have, if you stood by me.
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Oh, so it's my fault because, what?
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I didn't give you enough hugs?
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Sack up, sunshine.
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Now look, I know that
I'm not the son you wanted,
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and I know that Elk Grove
would rather have a hero
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who doesn't live in a trailer,
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and doesn't have a boat
load of cold sores,
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but too bad! I am your son,
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and I'm the only hero Elk Grove has.
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Ah, except those two.
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Ah, yeah, the jury's out on her.
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All right, here's the deal.
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My lady's on her way over here.
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I'm going to be up to my elbows
in cheesecake real soon.
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And when your "business" is done
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well, you know where the door is.
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Great Dad, thanks.
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Oh, and by the way,
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"Bigfoot" has a name.
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- It's Ruby.
- Oh, is that so, Ruby?
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Well, tell your story walking.
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I'm done conversating,
time for some fornicating.
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Ooh.
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Ash?
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I want to get out of here!
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Help me, Ash!
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Shut it off.
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Look at me!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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- You okay?
- What's that?
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Another LSD moment?
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Oh, man. I told you, dude.
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Florida LSD,
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not to be fucked with.
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Got to trust me on this shit.
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Yeah, got to be careful.
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Oh, sweet room, Jefe.
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Yep, lot of good memories in here,
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and there.
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It looks like it hasn't changed in...
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30 years, that's right.
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When I left this place back then,
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I left behind everyone,
and everything I ever knew.
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Poor fella.
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Guess he didn't have the heart
to carry on without me.
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Or the food.
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Come on, guys. We don't have much time.
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You've seen how powerful
my children have become.
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Wait. Your children?
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Those things came out of me.
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Oh, relax, you're not the father,
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just the portal for their rebirth.
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Are you saying Pablo is a vagina?
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You need to take this seriously, missy.
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My spawn pose an existential threat,
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such as the world has never seen before.
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They're not only more powerful,
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and more intelligent, and dangerous.
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Okay, yeah, got it.
They're big, mean, smart.
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Just tell us where they are,
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we'll go spank their naked butts.
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Nope, we got to retrieve
that Necronomicon
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before they get their hands on it.
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That's all we have
to be concerned about right now.
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This is easy!
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We'll be back in the Sunshine State
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before you can say Fort Ticonderoga.
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Where'd you put it?
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Ah.
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The best hiding place
you could think of,
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was a fucking corpse?!
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Dead flesh masks the scent
of The Book from the Spawn.
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So in terms of quick thinking,
not the worst idea.
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We could argue worse ideas all day long,
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believe me, time to put
on our dancing shoes.
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Hold up.
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Family meeting.
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Not you.
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I don't trust her, Jefe.
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She's hiding something.
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Agreed. Something's funky.
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Because if she's some
kind of half-demon,
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immortal badass, why does she need us?
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Look, I would trust a blind
proctologist more than her,
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but you know the deal.
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Unless you have a better plan?
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Leave her here with me while
you guys go get The Book.
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I'll figure out what
she's not telling us.
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Yeah, I don't think
that's such a great idea.
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I got this.
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Trust and believe I'll carve her up
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like a Halloween pumpkin
if she even looks at me funny.
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Damn, Pablo.
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Badass.
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Not so much of a vagina now, am I?
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Well, actually, vaginas
are powerful and life-affirming.
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So technically,
you're more of a vagina now
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- than you've ever been.
- She's right, buddy.
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And I couldn't be prouder.
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Sorry, lady.
You're riding the pine today.
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Pablo, and his friend
Mr. Kandarian Dagger,
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- would like a word.
- No, no, no...
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It wasn't a question.
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You want your book back,
that's how it happens.
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Fine.
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Just, uh, don't touch any of my stuff.
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Except to tidy up.
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Seriously, don't let her
touch any of my stuff.
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Except to tidy up.
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Mm, must be hard coming back.
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Confronting your past,
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and all your many mistakes,
and bad decisions.
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Holy pickle dicks,
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it's Lillian Pendergrass!
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What's a Lillian Pendergrass?
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That beautiful creature right there.
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I'd know that caboose anywhere.
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Are you having a stroke?
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Hey, you say that now, back in the day,
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Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot
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former gymnast turned Phys Ed teacher.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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She wore these tiny,
little polyester shorts.
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You know during the summer,
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when you find that perfect peach?
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Your next words better be "the end,"
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or I will shoot us both.
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- Me first.
- I'll give you the abridged version.
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I boned her in the back.
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Good for you.
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She's going to the house.
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She must've heard that I'm back in town.
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Oh, no!
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Well, sorry Lillian.
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Tool time's going to have to wait,
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- because Dad's got a job to do.
- Hello.
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Looking good. Oh, oh, hey.
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Well, it looks like Big Daddy's
working from home today.
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That son of a bitch. Not again.
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Wait. Again?
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So, um, you give any thought
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to how we explain what we're doing here?
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Relax, just a couple of regular people,
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taking a stroll in a hospital.
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Morgue. A hospital morgue.
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Nobody strolls through a morgue.
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We look shady as fuck.
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We get busted, we're getting locked up.
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Okay.
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Nobody's going to be locked up, okay?
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I'm going to be like a ninja
losing his virginity,
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quick and discreet.
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You just guard that door.
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Nobody gets in.
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Okay.
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Probably should've asked which one.
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Okay bodies,
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who's got The Book?
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Oh!
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What a waste.
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What a waste...!
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Come on, you piece of crap.
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Fuck.
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I need to know what's happening to me.
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What did you do?
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You make me evil too?
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Oh, so this isn't about me at all.
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Well, it was very naughty
of you to deceive Ash like that.
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But I'm very impressed.
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Yo, just answer the question!
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I would like to,
but I honestly have no idea
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what you're talking about.
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You do seem upset, though.
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So come on, sit down,
and tell me about it.
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Yeah, I don't want to sit.
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I want to talk about The Book.
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All right?
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It did something to me.
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It changed me, and...
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you're going to tell me
exactly how, right now!
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We do not have time for this.
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So you're going to answer my questions,
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right now.
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Wait a minute.
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Son of a bitch.
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Ash, look first, cut later.
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Ah, of course.
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There you are.
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Come on now.
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What the Harryhausen?
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Definitely getting locked up.
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Faygo.
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Hm.
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Come on.
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Come on, motherfucker!
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Hey, you know what?
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Give me my fucking pop!
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Going to jail. Give it to me!
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Oh, hey.
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You know what?
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Great timing, because your
pop machine is on the fritz.
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Give... it... back!
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Oh no, you don't.
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Nobody hides from Ashley J. Williams.
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Hm?
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This part of the hospital is off limits.
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Why are you here?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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There's been a lot of weird shit
happening around town lately.
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And your friend, Ash,
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he ain't a stranger
to weird shit, is he?
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Dude, he's like
the father of weird shit.
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So, you're going to have
to be much more specific.
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Lot of unexplained deaths lately.
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Then all of a sudden,
you and that bozo roll into town.
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Wow.
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Someone's on the fast track
to detective.
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All right, smart-ass.
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You stand there, and crack wise.
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We'll just see what
the coroner has to say.
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But dollars to donuts,
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Ash Williams will figure
in his explanation, somehow.
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Now if you'll excuse me.
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I said, excuse me.
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Oh no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no.
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Not up the butt!
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Not up the...
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Oh.
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Oh God!
268
00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:16,476
Oh God, I'm in the butt!
269
00:17:16,477 --> 00:17:19,387
I'm in the butt. I'm in the butt!
270
00:17:22,477 --> 00:17:24,062
Get it off me!
271
00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:30,229
What are you doing?
272
00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:36,728
Don't you suck my Johnson!
273
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,478
Where you go?
274
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,603
Oh, okay.
275
00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:46,270
Okay! Get off me!
276
00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:47,477
Get off me!
277
00:17:48,477 --> 00:17:50,728
Get your dick off my face!
278
00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:00,477
This town is only big enough
for one asshole,
279
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,659
and that asshole is me.
280
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,226
Oh!
281
00:18:12,477 --> 00:18:14,062
"Lillian Pendergrass.
282
00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:15,312
"Pneumonia?"
283
00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:23,312
That's not Lillian Pendergrass.
284
00:18:28,384 --> 00:18:30,476
Mmm, you smell like Lysol wipes.
285
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:31,798
You will fight,
286
00:18:32,392 --> 00:18:34,792
or fall, where you stand.
287
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,229
When did you say Ash would be back?
288
00:18:37,394 --> 00:18:39,072
- A single...
- Uh, who?
289
00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:41,270
Ashley. Your son.
290
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,229
Oh, uh, who cares?
291
00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:46,123
Could be 10 minutes, could be 30 years.
292
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:49,270
- Doubt if I'd be that lucky twice.
- Hm.
293
00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:51,062
Why the interest, anyway?
294
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,229
Surprised you even remember him.
295
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:55,317
He's a tough one to forget.
296
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,037
Ah, well, he's not going
to stop me from trying.
297
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,452
...where you stand.
298
00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:02,229
A single Roman lacks
courage enough to face me!
299
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,812
Tell me what's been happening to you.
300
00:19:10,477 --> 00:19:13,354
Come on, you're the one
who was crying for answers.
301
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,174
I- I wasn't crying.
302
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:18,016
You see, The Book
has never attached itself
303
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,354
to a human before.
304
00:19:20,775 --> 00:19:24,895
Is it possible that it left
some kind of an imprint?
305
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,064
Some terrible knowledge?
306
00:19:27,978 --> 00:19:30,104
Are you having nightmares?
307
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,646
Premonitions, or...
308
00:19:32,341 --> 00:19:34,230
Oh, premonitions.
309
00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:35,354
Good.
310
00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:37,208
That's what we need to know.
311
00:19:40,942 --> 00:19:42,427
I ain't telling you shit, lady.
312
00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:49,180
Kelly.
313
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,287
Down here.
314
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,305
We got to get out of here, right now!
315
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,270
Oh, shit!
316
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,138
What happened in there?
317
00:19:56,471 --> 00:19:59,073
Oh, uh, let's go with colonoscopy?
318
00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:00,540
What the hell happened here?
319
00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:02,048
He was abusing his power.
320
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,617
- I informed him of my rights.
- With a sledgehammer?
321
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:06,642
Not my fault he got a glass jaw.
322
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,663
Wow, he's really out.
323
00:20:09,945 --> 00:20:12,559
Soon as this asshole wakes up,
this asshole's going to jail.
324
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:15,036
Number one, never say "ass" or "hole"
325
00:20:15,061 --> 00:20:17,002
in my presence ever again.
326
00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:18,277
- Got it?
- Got it.
327
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,760
- Ever!
- Okay.
328
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,916
Number two, no one's going to jail.
329
00:20:22,226 --> 00:20:23,738
Witness.
330
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,350
See that?
331
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,208
Back in school when
we used to beat him up,
332
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,542
he would whiz himself,
333
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,133
but he never told the teachers, why?
334
00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:32,392
Because he pissed himself.
335
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,490
Bingo.
336
00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:34,765
So we could just keep doing it.
337
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,297
That is horrible, and also awesome.
338
00:20:37,322 --> 00:20:38,986
Which is everything that I do.
339
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:41,885
Oh, newsflash, we got to get
home and save Pablo.
340
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,309
Lillian is a Deadite.
341
00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:46,231
Did you hear that?
342
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:47,809
From upstairs.
343
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,250
Oh, it's probably Ashley.
344
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,782
Must've snuck in the back door
like some cowardly dog.
345
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,208
Why don't you forget about Ashley,
346
00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:57,359
and slide on over here,
347
00:20:57,384 --> 00:20:59,270
and give old Brock some Splenda, huh?
348
00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:02,241
Oh, I like the sound of that, Daddy.
349
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,141
You get your fine self ready,
350
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:07,035
while I freshen up
in the little girl's room.
351
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,612
I was born ready, turtle dove.
352
00:21:08,637 --> 00:21:10,910
You just hurry back.
You'll know where to find me.
353
00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:22,009
What about your dad?
354
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,490
You only said we had
to get back to save Pablo,
355
00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:26,250
what about your dad?
356
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:27,885
Kelly, in war,
357
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:30,125
there's always gonna
to be collateral damage.
358
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:31,948
How can you say that, Ash?
359
00:21:31,973 --> 00:21:34,850
I mean I know you two don't get along,
but he's family.
360
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,433
He's your father.
361
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,727
And he won't be around forever.
362
00:21:38,752 --> 00:21:40,850
Are you kidding me? That old buzzard?
363
00:21:40,973 --> 00:21:42,850
That guy's going to outlive us all.
364
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:44,665
That's just another way the man upstairs
365
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,423
chooses to schtup me in the pooper.
366
00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:55,491
- Stop!
- Whoa, fuck!
367
00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:56,700
Whoa! The fuck asshole!
368
00:21:56,725 --> 00:21:58,972
Hey, don't give me that look, punk.
369
00:21:58,973 --> 00:22:00,535
- Roads are for cars.
- Fuck you!
370
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,746
You need to watch where you're going!
371
00:22:01,771 --> 00:22:02,965
And you need to wait until
372
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,079
your balls drop before
you talk to me, son.
373
00:22:05,104 --> 00:22:06,266
Yeah?
374
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,860
Well your piece of shit car...
375
00:22:07,885 --> 00:22:10,056
smells like a piece of shit!
376
00:22:10,081 --> 00:22:10,954
Oh, yeah?
377
00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,706
Well, my piece of shit car
isn't the cause of this shit.
378
00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:15,064
It's all me, baby!
379
00:22:15,089 --> 00:22:16,424
Beat it!
380
00:22:16,507 --> 00:22:18,065
- Hey, whoa, whoa!
- Yeah, sit and spin!
381
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:19,761
Well, fuck you!
382
00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:22,089
Enjoy puberty!
383
00:22:22,226 --> 00:22:24,226
- Fucking douche bag!
- Guess we told them, huh.
384
00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:25,841
Come on, Tyler.
385
00:22:25,925 --> 00:22:27,508
Huh?
386
00:22:27,749 --> 00:22:28,999
What the f...? Hey.
387
00:22:29,024 --> 00:22:30,482
What? Oh, shit!
388
00:22:30,507 --> 00:22:32,674
What? No!
389
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:33,732
No!
390
00:22:33,757 --> 00:22:34,941
Please! Please!
391
00:22:34,966 --> 00:22:36,436
What are you doing to me?! Please stop!
392
00:22:36,476 --> 00:22:37,976
No!
393
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,969
What a disappointment
you've turned out to be.
394
00:22:42,507 --> 00:22:45,253
You really don't know
what's going on, do you?
395
00:22:46,089 --> 00:22:47,088
No!
396
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:49,049
I'm sorry, I-I don't know!
397
00:22:49,089 --> 00:22:51,507
Precognition, Pablo.
398
00:22:51,532 --> 00:22:52,741
No!
399
00:22:52,924 --> 00:22:55,400
Psychic ability
to see events in the future.
400
00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:57,918
Do you understand?
You're having a premonition.
401
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,274
Just please cut me down!
402
00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:00,675
Please!
403
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,049
Cut you?
404
00:23:03,089 --> 00:23:04,465
As you wish.
405
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,081
Go away!
406
00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:17,056
Pablo.
407
00:23:17,058 --> 00:23:19,573
Ashley, is that you dear?
408
00:23:20,474 --> 00:23:21,899
It happened again, didn't it?
409
00:23:21,924 --> 00:23:23,149
Tell me what you saw!
410
00:23:23,174 --> 00:23:24,571
- Ashley?!
- Stay away from me!
411
00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:26,677
- Calm down and listen to me.
- You tried to kill me!
412
00:23:29,101 --> 00:23:30,475
Well!
413
00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:32,808
Look who it is!
414
00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:34,538
The traitor!
415
00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:37,808
Makes sense you'd be with Ash, now.
416
00:23:48,016 --> 00:23:49,016
Ow, ow!
417
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,271
Ooh, Pablo!
418
00:24:25,473 --> 00:24:29,141
Okay, what did I tell you about
not touching any of my stuff?
419
00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:31,599
Except to tidy up?
420
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,472
You ready to tell me what you saw now?
421
00:24:37,473 --> 00:24:39,599
You... you tried to kill me.
422
00:24:39,683 --> 00:24:42,933
You-you slit my throat
with some sort of a... blink.
423
00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:44,973
- Fingernail?
- Mm-hm.
424
00:24:46,656 --> 00:24:47,613
Baal.
425
00:24:47,638 --> 00:24:48,721
- Huh?
- Huh?
426
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,702
Pablo's visions, I know why my children
427
00:24:50,727 --> 00:24:52,319
are after The Necronomicon, now.
428
00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:54,093
They aim to raise up their father.
429
00:24:55,516 --> 00:24:57,391
I don't see The Book. Where is it?
430
00:24:58,058 --> 00:25:00,225
Where's The Necronomicon, uh...?
431
00:25:00,526 --> 00:25:01,568
You failed.
432
00:25:01,593 --> 00:25:02,633
Let me tell you something,
433
00:25:02,658 --> 00:25:04,858
Ash Williams doesn't know
the meaning of a lot of words.
434
00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:06,854
But I really don't know
the meaning of "fail."
435
00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:07,939
So where is it?
436
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,200
I wasn't going to bring
it in here with some Deadite.
437
00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:12,736
It's locked up in the Delta,
safe and sound.
438
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:13,636
Wahoo!
439
00:25:13,661 --> 00:25:14,745
Huh?
440
00:25:18,474 --> 00:25:20,016
Jefe! It's the Delta!
441
00:25:21,473 --> 00:25:22,599
Lillian?
442
00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:25,154
Took so long,
I had to start without you.
443
00:25:26,341 --> 00:25:28,450
Thought I told you to stay upstairs.
444
00:25:29,016 --> 00:25:31,225
Where in the hell is Lillian?
445
00:25:31,378 --> 00:25:33,053
- Hey!
- See ya!
446
00:25:34,672 --> 00:25:36,840
Fuck you, Ashy Slashy!
447
00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:43,473
Yup, right up the pooper.
448
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:50,978
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