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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,305 [Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:17,559 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,769 [theme music playing] 4 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,859 [Ron] It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,071 - [player beeping] - [projector whirring] 6 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:35,493 [waves crashing in distance] 7 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,912 [George Sr.] Very disappointed with these swimsuits. 8 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,789 - That's right. - [George Sr.] What's with the shirts? 9 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,167 You better bring it to the talent portion, Michael! 10 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,835 A little more Magnum, PI, 11 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,004 - a little less Higgins. - [both laugh] 12 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:48,131 Looking for a little Magnum, PI? 13 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:51,468 Oh, for God sakes. Is that Stan Sitwell's eyebrow? 14 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,095 I... I... I just told him he didn't leave it here! 15 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,431 - [knocking on door] - [Lucille] Get that off your face, 16 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,267 - you horse's ass. - [George Sr.] Who the hell shows up 17 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,269 - in the middle of a pageant? - [door opens] 18 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,147 - [woman] Guess who! - [George Sr.] Mimi. 19 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,235 Mom. 20 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,238 I should have called. 21 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,116 Hi! [chuckles] 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,285 [gasps] Look at you! 23 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:19,829 Look at all of you, 24 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,290 rushing your Mimi... [sighs] 25 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:23,625 This is your grandmother. 26 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,670 - [George Sr.] Kids, rush your Mimi. - What are you doing here, Mom? 27 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,672 Well, I wasn't gonna miss the last summer 28 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,008 at the beach house with my gorgeous family. 29 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,636 Last summer? 30 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,262 You're sick? 31 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:38,765 No. No, 32 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,767 - I... I meant... I did... I missed this... - Yeah. 33 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:44,312 ...last summer, and, uh... I want to be with you, and... 34 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,606 someone's got a big birthday coming up. 35 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:47,816 Where's my Lindsay? 36 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,943 [Lindsay] Right here. 37 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,069 - Hi, Mimi. - [Mimi gasps] 38 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,154 And it's really not that big of a birthday. 39 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,281 I mean, I'm just turning 14. 40 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,492 And Michael is, too, because they're twins. 41 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,620 [whispers] Of course you are. 42 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:01,746 I'm Gob. 43 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,082 Uh... Why did you name him that? 44 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,417 Mother, we haven't seen you in five years. 45 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,002 You don't need to come in here and criticize my children 46 00:02:09,086 --> 00:02:11,464 - in the middle of a pageant. We're... - Oh! 47 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,591 Oh, you kept that tradition? Did your mother tell you 48 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,970 - that I'm the one who started that? - [Lucille] Well, that's true, 49 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,764 but you never let me wear the sash when I was little. 50 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,766 Oh, please, you were never little. [laughs] 51 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,144 [quietly] Your mother was never little. [laughs] 52 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,187 [children chuckling] 53 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,815 [gasps] Oh, but this is perfect, 54 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,650 'cause I have a prize for one of the kids. 55 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,194 We already have a trophy for the winner. 56 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,904 It has a little magician on it. 57 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,865 [Lucille] Yes, for whoever wins. 58 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,868 They didn't have one with a boy doing push-ups. 59 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:41,870 [Mimi] All right. The trophy can be your prize. 60 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,914 My prize is for whoever I deem to be the winner. 61 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,500 It's an all-expense paid cruise... 62 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,920 - with her grandmother. - [dramatic instrumental music plays] 63 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,427 All right, kids, why don't you get ready for the, uh, talent portion? 64 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,304 - Let the grown-ups talk. - [Mimi] Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,099 You know, I've been in the house five minutes. 66 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,226 You haven't even offered me so much as a pitcher of martinis. 67 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,645 I'll make two. 68 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:11,191 - [door closes] - [Lucille] So, you're not taking a cruise 69 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:15,153 - with Uncle Jack this year? - Uh, no. No. 70 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,946 Jack dumped me. [sniffles] 71 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,323 He says he wants to start 72 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,950 - a clean slate on his 80th birthday. - [cocktail shaker rattles] 73 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:24,078 Ah, well, anyway, I just thought the cruise 74 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,456 would be the perfect gift for whoever wins. 75 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,125 I know what you're up to. 76 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,169 You're not taking Lindsay. 77 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,924 Well, soon, Lindsay will be old enough to make that decision for herself. 78 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,551 And I know you won't let me take Buster. 79 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,512 My God, when he was three years old, you still had him on a leash! [laughs] 80 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,015 I said, "She's gonna make a murderer out of that one." 81 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,936 Oh, but we're getting ahead of ourselves! Let's see who wins the competition. 82 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,270 And I can be a judge. 83 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:53,149 Never too early to get Buster used to being in front of a judge. 84 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:57,153 [ominous piano music playing] 85 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,616 [projector whirring] 86 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,037 [Ron] George Sr. and Lucille entered a courtroom 87 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,832 that abounded with memories of Bluth family get-togethers. 88 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,042 [Barry] Hi! Oh, hi. 89 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,336 - I've saved you some seats right here. - Okay. Thank you. 90 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:14,671 Right in front, right... 91 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,714 [Ron] But there was nothing that could prepare them for the shock 92 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,384 - [gasps] - ...of seeing the bailiff 93 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:22,220 - lead their son into the courtroom. - [Lucille] I cannot believe this. 94 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:26,266 This is the guy who used to bring me out during my trials. 95 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,477 - Oh, God, it's great to see you, Chuck. - Oh! I remember Chuck. 96 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,688 - You used to catch him when he'd run. - Actually, 97 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:35,233 - I'm Chuck's son. - No. You're little CJ? 98 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,193 - [CJ] Mm-hmm. - Your parents must be so proud. 99 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,280 [chuckles] Well, I'm sure every parent is proud of their... 100 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,535 Well, why don't I just chain your boy to the bench here? 101 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,204 - That would be fine. Thank you. - [clicks] 102 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,915 - [handcuffs jangling] - [in singsong voice] Mother... 103 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:54,127 Is there anybody else you'd like to say hello to, Mother? 104 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,045 At least I came to your trial. 105 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,799 For mine, you were too busy juicing it up with that woman you probably pushed... 106 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,509 - [in singsong voice] Careful. - Yep. 107 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:03,386 - You look different. - [chains rattle] 108 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,763 I'm growing dreads, Mother. 109 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,890 Dreads right out of my head. 110 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,643 Just because you have an African-American left hand, 111 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,312 all of a sudden you're Ray Charles? 112 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,565 And I thought you Alibabaed one that was less... threatening. 113 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:16,524 - [Buster mutters] - Hi. 114 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,110 - Hello. - Michael, what are you doing here? 115 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,821 You kidding me? I want to see our legal team in action. 116 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,073 I mean, we're certainly spending a fortune on them. 117 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,784 [Ron] It was a legal team that Barry had suggested. 118 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:27,827 ...the Guilty Guys. 119 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,246 Very expensive but very, very good, 120 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,665 especially if you're guilty. 121 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,709 [Ron] The so-called Guilty Guys were a law firm 122 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,961 whose record was so unblemished... 123 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,464 they'd even been the subject of a reality show. 124 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,548 The project, 125 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:43,426 which was to show a single case over the span of a season... 126 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,219 - [judge] How do you plead? - ...was abandoned 127 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:48,473 early on by Netflix as not being binge-worthy. 128 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,100 [Michael] Where is this team we're spending all our money on? 129 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,353 And... And please tell me that it is not Barry. 130 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,605 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just here as a fan. 131 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,607 And for the referral fee. 132 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,567 I'm gonna go in the hall and see if they're here. 133 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,444 - Okay. - [Barry] I'm gonna try and get a selfie 134 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:04,405 - with the G-Man. - Shouldn't you be working on the wall? 135 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,075 Uh, you know what? I wanna... I want to take a step back. 136 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,826 I want to let my son flap his wings a bit. 137 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:12,121 Oh, God. Did he take another swing at you? 138 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:14,749 [clicks tongue] No, that... that's not what he did. 139 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,959 George Michael fired you? 140 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,754 [Ron] That is�what he did. 141 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,840 But it was only after Michael, having discovered his parents 142 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,718 were in cahoots with Chinese investors to build 143 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,347 a border wall, secretly spent the investors' money 144 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,307 to merge with his son's company... 145 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,226 - I bought Fakeblock. - What? 146 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,520 [Ron] ...provoking a dire warning from his parents. 147 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,064 They're going to be mildly displeased. 148 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,733 [Ron] And though he refused to doom his son's company 149 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,902 - by selling it... - No, no. No, no, no, no. 150 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,570 George Michael's got nothing to do with this. 151 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:49,409 [Ron] ...a package from China threatened a more literal sort of defeat, 152 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,245 which is how Michael came to announce both that he was building 153 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,914 - a border wall... - ...just for this project. 154 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:57,333 [Ron] ...and that it was the reason he purchased Fakeblock 155 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,752 - in the first place. - [Michael speaking indistinctly] 156 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,672 [Ron] George Michael felt bulldozed by the announcement. 157 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:03,965 [George Michael] What the [bleep]!? 158 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:07,009 - [Ron] Even though it was Gob... - We're building a wall! 159 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,052 Come back in two weeks! 160 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,513 [Ron] ...who moved up the date of the unveiling, 161 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:11,931 which is what led to this. 162 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,850 - We're gonna need it in a month. - You're fired. 163 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,937 Which, because of the merger, he had the right to do, but don't worry. 164 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,606 The wall's gonna be fine. Gob's on it. 165 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,733 I don't want George Michael feeling guilty, 166 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,819 so I told Gob, when it comes to the foot, 167 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,196 - that mum's the word. - [Ron] Although "clear" might've been 168 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,614 - an overstatement. - It was a great move 169 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,409 to get ridof your dad. Can't let fear run a business. 170 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:32,702 How do you mean, fear? 171 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,872 Well, you get sent one severed foot from the Chinese, 172 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,832 and, all of a sudden, you turn into a crybaby. 173 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,668 The Chinese sent my dad a severed human foot? 174 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,712 Yeah. Although they call it a "mum." 175 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:46,340 Mum's the word for "severed human foot" in Chinese. 176 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,468 I don't even know how I know that. But it's to ensure 177 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,511 that he finishes building the wall or whatever. 178 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:54,056 It's like, you know what? Like, call me after you've been lured down 179 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,850 to a rock quarry, and someone threatens 180 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,477 to ruin your magic career 181 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,480 if you go to gay conversion therapy, and it works. [chuckles] 182 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,399 I mean, seriously, call me after that, 183 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,235 because I'd be curious to see how... how you'd handle it. 184 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,572 [Lucille] Well, having a child try to embarrass you 185 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,699 is part of parenting, sweetheart. 186 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,912 Mine's chained to a bench. So, in that sense, he's an overachiever. 187 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,288 - [door opens] - [CJ] All rise. 188 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:20,082 The Superior Court of Orange County is now in session. 189 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,211 The Honorable Judge Spencer Stanley presiding. 190 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:24,962 Please be seated. 191 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,174 - CJ, let me get to the chair. - [CJ] Sorry. 192 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,801 [Stanley] Does Defense have a counsel ready? 193 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,596 Uh... not quite yet, Your Honor. 194 00:08:33,929 --> 00:08:36,724 Someone care to explain to me why there's no one to represent the client? 195 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:40,436 - [upbeat theme music playing] - They're here! The Guilty Guys are here. 196 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,812 Oh, it's the Guilty Guys? 197 00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:43,773 They're here. They're actually here. 198 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,650 - They're coming down the hall. - [CJ] All rise 199 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,361 - for the Guilty Guys. - CJ, you don't have to... [sighs] 200 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,489 Okay, great. Now I can't see. 201 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:54,492 [Ron] And so, perhaps as an intimidation tactic, 202 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,619 the Guilty Guys finally arrived, 203 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,747 the fruits of their very expensive preparation 204 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:00,957 on full display. 205 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,168 It was hard for anyone not to get caught up in the pageantry. 206 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,211 Uh, Barry? 207 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,797 [cart squeaks] 208 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,758 [Stanley] On the count of murder in the first degree, 209 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,468 how does the defendant plead? 210 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,014 - [Anita clears throat] - Your Honor, in the case 211 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,725 of The State of California v. Buster Bluth, 212 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,019 we'd like to enter a plea of... guilty. 213 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,106 Hmm. Okay. Let's set a date for a sentencing presentation. 214 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:29,026 And on a personal note, I just want to say that it is not often 215 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,988 in the course of a jurisprudence career that a judge has the... 216 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,699 - I want to say privilege... - Sorry. Did... 217 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,951 Did... Did you say... Did they say guilty? 218 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,662 [Barry] Look at that. There is always a guy 219 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,664 who wants to know what's going on. 220 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:42,832 It's why I could never go 221 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,834 - to the movies with my father. - Hello? Not! 222 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,712 We'd like to plead not guilty, Your Honor. 223 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,798 Not guilty? You hired us to plead not guilty? 224 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,508 [scoffs] Well, that's a first. 225 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,510 - [Michael] Barry, what's going on? - [Barry] Yeah? 226 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,678 [Michael] What's happening? 227 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,930 You didn't want to plead guilty? 228 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,891 Of course not! Buster's not guilty. 229 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,102 Well, then, these are not the guys. 230 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,062 No, I thought I told you that 231 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,607 if I was guilty, then I would hire these guys, 232 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,358 'cause they get the best sentences. 233 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,029 You're saying these guys cannot represent us 234 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,614 in... in a not guilty plea? 235 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,198 Why would you want to pay them for two months? 236 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,701 I don't think they've ever been on a case that long. 237 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,703 [Ron] Which was the same problem the producers 238 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,623 of the Netflix series had, and actually why it was canceled 239 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,207 - before the end of the main title. - Your Honor, 240 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,917 we'd like to enter a plea of... 241 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,085 guilty. 242 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,840 - Oh, honest to God, Barry... - [Barry] Okay. 243 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,300 Okay, let me take care of this. 244 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:38,387 Can I just ask, would you mind staying on the case 245 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,555 if it's not guilty? 246 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,434 - Sidebar, please. Sidebar. - [Ron] And, true to their reputation, 247 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,602 this pivotal moment 248 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,395 would also prove anti-climactic. 249 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,606 - Hey, yeah, we're out. We just can't... - Really? 250 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,775 - We can't defend their son. Bye. - [sighs] 251 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,569 - [all cheering and whooping] - [Jack] Yeah! Yes! 252 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,237 - Yes! - [Shara] We did it! 253 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:58,074 They're out. We won't be hearing from them again. 254 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,576 Except for what they're gonna charge us for the phone call. 255 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,870 - They've never technically won a case... - Mm-hmm. 256 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,830 ...but they've never lost a fee. 257 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,124 Of course, the bad news is Lottie is pushing 258 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,668 to get this on the docket within the month. 259 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,671 - But we don't have an attorney. - [Barry] Well, that's what I said. 260 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,214 This DA, she is a killer. 261 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,258 She has never lost a case. Well, just once. 262 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,844 But then, her ex was the opposing counsel. 263 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,263 Well, that's our answer. We gotta get him as our attorney. 264 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,890 Oh, no. He's retired. 265 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,643 Which is too bad, because she was so flustered 266 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,853 by his argument, she called for a mistrial. 267 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,649 I have never seen Lottie Dottie cower like that before. 268 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,276 Of course, she was called Lottie Radler back then. 269 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,112 - Lottie Radler? - Yeah. 270 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,364 What's her ex-husband's name? 271 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,284 - Dustin. - Uh-uh. She means Lottie's ex. 272 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,037 Dustin Radler, the guy you're dating. 273 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,580 No, it can't be. 274 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,083 I mean, he said he was retired, but, 275 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,420 uh... I have to get him on this case. 276 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,172 Well, I don't think he's gonna do it for free. 277 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,174 I'll let him move in. That's what he wants. 278 00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,720 No, no, no, no. You're so close to ending it with him. 279 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,180 I mean, I... You don't want to be leading him on. 280 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,474 We have to get our son off, 281 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,644 and in three weeks, a mistrial is the only thing in our favor. 282 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,187 So that's my choice? 283 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,107 Between my wife and my son? 284 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,608 [Barry] Isn't that the worst? 285 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,694 Especially when you're checking into a hotel. 286 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,113 Here's my advice. Always say that he's your wife, 287 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,073 'cause they never have the balls to check. 288 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,119 I'm out of context again, aren't I? 289 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,206 [quietly] I'm so sorry. 290 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,086 [Ron] After firing his father, George Michael 291 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,172 was visited by Maeby, 292 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,215 who had father problems of her own. 293 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,968 [Maeby] ...about being a backup person in the Blue Man Group, 294 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,138 when he realizes that Marge is over, so of course he yells, 295 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,057 "Voices up." And then I gotta hear Mrs. Featherbottom 296 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,436 cover by saying she meant "makeup," not "backup" person, 297 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,897 and then go on to brag that, for four years, 298 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,482 she blew three men five times a day, 299 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,150 and now we've been called before the board 300 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,403 - for the third time. - Well, why don't you ask them to move out? 301 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,114 It's not that easy. Remember when your dad lived with you? 302 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,993 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had to do some crazy vote-out thing 303 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:09,205 where he... he forgot how voting worked. He voted for himself. 304 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,291 [Ron] In fact, it was a deeply complicated plan 305 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,877 that required Michael believing he was voting out 306 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,255 a third roommate, only to discover 307 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,466 that the three turned on him... 308 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,010 Michael. Michael. Michael. 309 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,638 [Ron] ...leading to a sense of betrayal 310 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,766 that neither father nor son would soon recover from. 311 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,018 [Maeby] Oh. I just remember it working, so, 312 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,311 maybe a vote will do it. 313 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,104 But you better watch out, 314 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,148 because the gang's gonna try and live with you 315 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,734 - at Sudden Valley. - Well, with all the construction going on 316 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,444 right now, they wouldn't get through. 317 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,071 Construction for what? 318 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,073 The wall. 319 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,117 You're building the wall? I thought that's why you fired your dad. 320 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,620 Yeah, well, that was before I realized... 321 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,372 there was something else... 322 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:52,998 afoot. 323 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,502 George Michael, you can't do that. 324 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,796 Building that wall is gonna affect real people. 325 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,714 [George Michael] I don't have the luxury of worrying about that. 326 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,299 Someone's gotta protect this family. 327 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,926 Well, what about their families? 328 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,887 I got to know some of those people when I was working in that border town, 329 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,472 acting like I was getting to know those people. 330 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,225 You sound just like a slightly self-aware Aunt Lindsay. 331 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,144 Well, you sound just like a minimally-woke Uncle Michael. 332 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,564 I'm not gonna go into this, because I don't want you getting involved, 333 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,898 but we're building the wall. 334 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,110 Fine. Abandon your morals. 335 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,029 Build your dumb wall. Appease your dumb guilt 336 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,365 at firing your father because of his dumb investment. 337 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,118 It's not dumb. He's the only person who ever believed in this company. 338 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,829 Which isn't real, so that makes it dumb. 339 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,206 You know what? I don't even care anymore, though. 340 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,250 It'll be you who's guilty of fraud. 341 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,335 But, hey, maybe you can get those dumb attorneys 342 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,754 from that short Netflix show that's not on the air anymore. 343 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:42,840 [man] They canceled that? 344 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,051 [Ron] Lucille was attempting to get a lawyer herself... 345 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,012 Dusty, after revealing to him 346 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,264 that she now knew about his relationship 347 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,974 with Lottie Dottie. 348 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,018 - Da. - Da. 349 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:57,354 Da! Oh, I knew you'd find out eventually. 350 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,232 I mean, I haven't exactly been in a courtroom for... 351 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,067 For several years, I know. 352 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,111 I wouldn't ask if I had other options. 353 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,655 - Look, I don't want to take advantage... - [sighs] 354 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,284 ...but your ex wants to make sure my son can never truly be free 355 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,037 in his life, and maybe you think I'm an overbearing mother, 356 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,956 but I will not let this DA take my job. 357 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,876 I think you're a very caring mother. 358 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,920 In fact, I'll go one step further. 359 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,048 I think this is how a mother's supposed to act. 360 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,759 Oh, so she's not as sweet as she seems, is she? 361 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:27,927 Trust me, it's all an act. 362 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,346 She's not even interested in children. 363 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,890 Well, maybe, like, babies, 364 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,767 but that's weird, because who likes babies? 365 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,269 Mm, especially in the early years, I know. 366 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063 Well, this is a way to expose her. 367 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,315 I mean, she'll be so rattled, she'll call for a mistrial 368 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,859 before you're even finished with your opening statement. 369 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,112 Oh, boy, now I'm really tempted. 370 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,990 Yeah. I ca... I can't wait to see her face 371 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,992 when she learns that you're the one I'm with now. 372 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,036 Believe me, I even wanted to lie 373 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,372 and tell her things had gotten sexual with us, but... 374 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,123 I didn't want to make things weird. 375 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,627 You don't have to tell her about us. I mean, I'm old enough to be your mother. 376 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,171 Right. That's why I chose the word "weird." 377 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,342 But maybe that's why I've been eager to move in with you. 378 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,845 And I think maybe it's time for that to happen. 379 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,515 [Dusty] Then I'm in. I will be your lawyer. 380 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,184 Let her see what I can do 381 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,478 when I'm with a woman who totally accepts me. 382 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,607 I wouldn't change a thing, and of course, you'll need to cut your hair. 383 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,859 Oh, that'll make her totally crazy. 384 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,861 Yeah. She could never get me to do that. [scoffs] 385 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,781 [Ron] But precious weeks had passed 386 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,616 before Michael had even heard of the plan. 387 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,369 They're gonna do one of their slimy cheat-the-system shortcuts 388 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,955 that never works instead of postponing the trial? 389 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,373 [Buster speaking on phone] 390 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,590 Okay, I have to take over the case. 391 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,508 [Buster] 392 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,013 Not if he's unprepared. You... You need someone 393 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,681 who's... who's got a background. I mean... 394 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,099 [Buster] 395 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,851 With your case. 396 00:16:58,934 --> 00:16:59,810 [Buster] 397 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,775 No, I don't think that. I am the... [clears throat] 398 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,029 Hey, look... look, I... We're in a financial jam right now. 399 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,698 You know? I... I even had to use my show business connections 400 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,157 to get a film crew to rent out the cottage 401 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,992 for a couple of days. You know, of course, 402 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,287 - the real payment there was... - [Buster] 403 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,997 Uh, no, not at all. No. The... 404 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,374 And that was the real payment, just to see her reaction 405 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,044 to a boom operator standing on her bed, it was worth it. 406 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,755 But... I... I don't know, may... maybe we can now afford, 407 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,089 like, one Guilty Guy. 408 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,091 [Buster, voice shaking] 409 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,434 - Allegedly. - [Buster, in singsong voice] 410 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,102 [in normal voice] 411 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,021 I just spoke to her today. 412 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,898 - In person? - [Michael] Uh, no. 413 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,900 - On the phone. She calls me all the time. - Oh! 414 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,651 [Michael] I heard her in her apartment earlier. 415 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,613 [Ron] Michael had been ducking Lucille 2's calls... 416 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,281 [Lucille, on phone] It's Lucille Austero. 417 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,240 I've been looking... 418 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,076 - No! - [Ron] ...after she disappeared 419 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,161 on what he believed was May 6th. 420 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,372 [Michael] Oh, my God, no, this... this is open and shut. 421 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,208 No, I am taking over the case. 422 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,627 - [Buster speaking on phone] - No, I have to. I have proof. 423 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,587 She left voice mails. Hold on. 424 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,340 [Ron] And that's when Michael realized why all the phone calls 425 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,009 from Lucille 2 during her campaign 426 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,803 always went on about the same thing. 427 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,430 [Lucille 2, on voice mail] It's Lucille Austero. 428 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,015 I've been looking for you. 429 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,184 - I know you haven't forgotten... - [phone beeps] 430 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,770 [Michael] Uh, I guess I erased them. Yeah, fine. 431 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,314 Sure, we'll try it your way. We'll do the Dusty mistrial thing. 432 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,774 Yup. Yes, that could work. 433 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,403 [Ron] Knowing that Fakeblock would be revealed as a fraud 434 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,114 at the coming unveiling, 435 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,700 George Michael realized he needed to create a distraction. 436 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,121 So he went to the most easily distracted person he knew. 437 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,831 ["Drive" by The Cars playing on stereo] 438 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,541 Hey, man. Got a minute? 439 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,626 - Hey, um, Gob? - Who's gonna tell you when... 440 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:50,003 - Yes? Oh, I just... Yep. Just... - [George Michael] Um, uh... 441 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,464 Um, yeah. I've been thinking about this wall thing. 442 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,008 I... I think that maybe we just cancel the event, 443 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,261 and, uh, just do it for the investors. 444 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,138 Cancel the event? 445 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,516 [chuckles] No. We can't cancel the gig. 446 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,393 [George Michael] It's gonna be boring. I mean, 447 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,186 there's nothing to it. We're gonna have press 448 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,939 and TV cameras out there and have this giant audience. 449 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,025 For what? Just... Just to look at a wall? 450 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,485 Or, I mean... 451 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,281 [scoffs] Oh, George Michael, no. 452 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,325 If there are gonna be as many people there as you think, 453 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,411 I gotta put on a goddamn show. 454 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,372 A magic show... from me. 455 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,291 - Yep. Great. - [Gob] They come to look at a wall? 456 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,503 - We make it so they can't look away. - Do you really think so? 457 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,462 [Gob] Yes! 458 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,382 Except for a very few specific moments where we need them to look away, 459 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,384 so I can do the little tricky part. 460 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:41,597 I also think it's a great opportunity to lure... 461 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,600 [Ron] Gob knew he couldn't say that it could lure Tony Wonder 462 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,769 out of hiding, while simultaneously allowing Gob 463 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,438 to go back to his straight life 464 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,023 - without angering... - Angering... 465 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,399 - [Ron] ...the gay Mafia. - ...the gay Mafia. 466 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,359 - Yes. Absolutely. No. - [George Michael] Right. Well, 467 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,278 would you maybe be in charge of that? 468 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:57,946 [scoffs] Great. 469 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,159 I'll be here all [bleep] night! 470 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,579 [Ron] Gob would leave the office three minutes later. 471 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,293 [Ron] The night before the trial, George Sr. arrived at the cottage... 472 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,253 I thought you wanted me to pre-tie his tie. 473 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,255 [Ron] ...to review their legal�strategy. 474 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,091 He's not here. He ran off. He's flipping out. 475 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,344 [George Sr.] What is he flipping out about? 476 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,430 I thought he wins every case. I mean, it's Lottie who should be flipping out. 477 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,765 Oh, I'm sure she will. 478 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,434 It... It's just pre-trial jitters. 479 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,771 - [Ron] It was more than pre-trial jitters. - God, I can't breathe. 480 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,523 It's choking me. [grunts] 481 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,567 Hey, what's the matter with you? 482 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,903 Shouldn't you be working on your opening statement? 483 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,279 Ah, I hate it! 484 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,324 I just wasted an hour and a half working on an opening joke, 485 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,035 till I realized that it's from Fast and Furious. 486 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,120 It doesn't even work unless you're in a Camaro. 487 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,538 [Lucille] Why are you worried about a joke? 488 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,624 You just need an opening argument. 489 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,419 Well, because my argument comes right after I state, 490 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,505 "If you think that's funny, wait until you hear 491 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,882 what the opening statement the prosecution is gonna give." 492 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,844 I thought the prosecution went first and then the defense. 493 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,264 Sorry, I forgot, you know everything. 494 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,933 No, I'm sorry. I'm just anxious. 495 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,768 You're anxious?! [scoffs] 496 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,813 You're the mother of the defendant, everybody's favorite. 497 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,274 I'm gonna be the one everyone's staring at, 498 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,985 and I know literally who's gonna be judging me the most. 499 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,445 - The judge can't show favoritism. - No. 500 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,948 - Lottie! - [Lucille] Oh, that's ridiculous. 501 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:26,285 Trust me, the moment she sees you walk into that courtroom, 502 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,703 the joke's going to be on her! 503 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,247 Yeah! That's why I wanted to tell the joke first! 504 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,125 God! You never listen to me! 505 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,794 What are you doing? Nobody's even swimming out there! 506 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,089 Okay, Dusty, you really need to calm down. 507 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:42,092 Ah. You calm down. Stop telling me what to do. 508 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,219 Well, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be your mother, 509 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,305 but... but I'm worried about my son. 510 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,140 Okay. If you don't want to be my mother, 511 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,059 then maybe stop referring to me as your son, how about that? 512 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,979 I... I'm talking about Buster. 513 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,774 Yes! You're always talking about Buster. 514 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,652 Buster this, Buster that. How are you gonna represent Buster? 515 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,654 Have you talked to Buster today? You know what? 516 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,531 [grunts] 517 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,450 No! 518 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,744 No, say it. 519 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,371 I hate him! 520 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,789 I hope he loses! 521 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,460 I'm going to my fort! [sighs] 522 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,628 [Ron] But even this could provide no solace 523 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:22,257 - for Dusty. - Hey! Locals only, brosef. 524 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,426 Turista non grata, dude. 525 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,678 Yo, dudes! It's me, 526 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,264 - Dusty! - What's with the tie? 527 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,724 Yeah, I know. 528 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:31,975 She made me wear it. 529 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,228 [indistinct chatter] 530 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,648 [man] Get lost! 531 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,904 - [sad piano music playing] - That's right, keep walking, pal. 532 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,989 [George Sr.] Jitters can be bad. Remember when I had them 533 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,908 the night before we went to trial 534 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:50,952 - for that tax evasion in '88? - [Lucille] Oh, yeah. 535 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,997 - We had to hide all that boy fight money. - [George Sr.] Yeah. 536 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,583 You gave me that "in case you're going away" present. 537 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,460 That got the jitters out of me. 538 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,421 What do you think about doing that with Dusty? 539 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,842 How can you ask me that? 540 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,053 I just know how you can be. There was a time 541 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,055 right after Gob was born... 542 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:14,267 when you grew cold and contemptuous of everyone. 543 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,644 You remember that? 544 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,979 Well, only because it's still going on. 545 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,357 Maybe I've pulled away from him. 546 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:24,236 In fact, most nights he goes back home to sleep in his own bed. 547 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,863 Which is fine. I... I want his head in his work. 548 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:31,535 Huh. That doesn't necessarily mean yours has to take the night off. 549 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,286 Hey, I hate the idea, 550 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,998 but we gotta do something to get his confidence in that courtroom, 551 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,127 and I am willing to shut my eyes and let it happen. 552 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,464 Now you know how I felt all those years, George. 553 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,888 [Ron] But even though Lucille felt good about making George feel bad, 554 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,473 she knew that he was right. 555 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,144 So that evening, she arrived at the home 556 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,479 she felt Dusty had been driven back to 557 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,690 by her lack of physical affection. 558 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,900 Someone will be with you in just a moment. 559 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,195 Although it was considerably less modest than she had imagined. 560 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,281 [piano music playing] 561 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,118 - May I help you? - I'm sorry. 562 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,412 I thought this was where Dustin Radler lived. 563 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,330 Mr. Radler's in his bedroom. 564 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,458 - I'll have to announce you. - Announce me? 565 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,418 - Carla, please! - No, no. I... 566 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,587 I was just going to casually drop by. 567 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:27,174 - Carla, Miss... - Bluth. Lucille Bluth. 568 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,426 Yeah, is here for a casual drop-by. 569 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,553 Why is this the first I'm hearing about it? 570 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,680 I'm sorry. I didn't... Was the casual drop-by 571 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:34,890 scheduled within the month? 572 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,058 You don't need to ask that. Just check all the way back 573 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,227 - through May. - May I be of assistance? 574 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,937 [woman] Mrs. Bluth is here for a CDB, 575 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,606 and Carla didn't know about it. 576 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,317 Most likely because it wasn't made into a Vine. 577 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,318 [man] That's fine, 578 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,695 I'm sure it was booked through our second floor staff. 579 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,448 I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were close to the Salazars. 580 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,824 No, I didn't book... 581 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,577 - Who are the Salazars? - [man] The second floor staff. 582 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:59,289 Mrs. Salazar was our pantry captain for 15 years. 583 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,875 [woman] Yes, back when she was Ms. Bautista. 584 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,711 Three guesses what she did to get on two. 585 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,255 [Lucille] No. You... You... I'm just here to see Dusty. 586 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,798 Uh, Mr. Radler. 587 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:12,052 But, I... I... I'm sorry, you all work for him? 588 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,179 He never mentioned that he had so much... 589 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:16,765 [Ron] Lucille thought better of saying "money." 590 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,726 - ...of a staff here. - [man] On the first floor? 591 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,604 What, does he now think the Salazars control everything? 592 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,690 I told you! The first floor used to mean something 593 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:26,691 in this house. 594 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,402 Jean, no. 595 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,029 That pantry is unguarded. 596 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,408 You must start keeping up that datebook. Jean! 597 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,329 [Ron] Lucille could tell there was tension among her boyfriend's staff, 598 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,331 and she felt compelled to say... 599 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,750 How rich is this sand hobo? 600 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,585 [Ron] Well, yeah, she did say that. 601 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,255 But about the staff, she also said... 602 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,923 I'm going to [bleep] him. 603 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,466 [Ron] Oh, ap-- apologies. 604 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,761 I don't know why I thought she said something about the staff. 605 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,307 [Ron] On the next Arrested Development... 606 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,601 - [DeBrie] Annette. - [Ron] Maeby uses 607 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,437 her mathematical ingenuity to rig an election. 608 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,481 - Annette. - Dad said no talking. 609 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,858 Then why the hell are you talking, Bev? Why the... 610 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:12,237 I'm sorry. I didn't know they would both vote against you. 611 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,032 - "My daughter Annette." - [Tobias] The... Uh, or... 612 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,660 I wouldn't have voted that way, is what I meant to say. 613 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,746 - Should we read the last one? - [Maeby] No. 614 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,291 Because it's just gonna say my name. 615 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:28,128 I voted myself out, too, okay? 'Cause I can't take it anymore. 616 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,089 You've taken all the fun out of the worst part of life. 617 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,551 [Ron] But while packing up, 618 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,095 Maeby comes across something of Stan Sitwell's 619 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,514 from before she moved in. 620 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,894 [Maeby] So if these people really disappeared... 621 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,233 ...that means there's an ocean view available. 622 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,906 [upbeat music playing] 623 00:26:56,956 --> 00:27:01,506 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52284

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