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Original subtitles

'O birds, you are all over this world'

'You have spread your wings right up to Heaven'

'Our earth and our skies abound in these birds'

'Feathered creatures of our world!'

Any idea what to ask?

'Vanakkam'

We are from Excel Engineering college.

Robotic research students.

We've got an appointment to meet Dr Vaseegaran.

Please come in.

Dude, soooper hyperbola!

Excuse me You are-

I am Dr Vaseegaran's assistant.

Your name - Nila.

- Beauuuutiful! - Thanks.

Nila... moon!

What?

It's a lie to say there's no gravity in the moon.

- Why? - You are such a magnetic force!

Your laughter can be my ringtone!

Can I have your number?

11423879

Enough! The whole floor is slippery!

Hello, sir.

Please sit down.

Doctor, we are mechatronic students.

Professor Mithra told us you have created a new humanoid robot.

- Can we take a look at that? - Sure.

This is the new robot I have created.

Project Nila.

Nice, intelligent, lovely assistant.

Humanoid X12 2018 model.

Quantum Core Millenia.

X12 5D Extreme processor.

Unlimited Cloud memory

1 Tera hertz speed.

Built in simulated Amygdala.

This is her MPU Memory and Power Unit.

Works like our heart.

MPU!

Synthetic skin.

Ultra realistic humanoid.

You are such a magnetic force!

What about that phone ♪?

That's my IMEI ♪

- Is she also like Chitti, doctor? - No.

Created adhering to Asimov's laws this is a domestic purpose robot.

You can treat her as your friend, secretary and caretaker.

She will be of help to mankind in all ways and always.

Does it have feelings, doctor?

Yes, pre programmed, customizable, controlled feelings.

Is there any chance for Chitti to resurface again, doctor?

All our present scientific inventions in the beginning were opposed as dangerous.

And labelled as null and void.

Bound by time.

It became a necessity in the ensuing years.

Chitti will also be a pre requisite one day.

Dot!

Hey Nikita - Go to hell!

Bulb! Serves you right!

Nikita, hear me out

I acted as if I was flirting with her just to make you see red.

- As if I didn't know she's a robot? - 'Get lost, liar!'

My Barbie doll My Snow White princess!

'Shut up and hang up!'

Believe me, I've booked an Apple watch for your birthday.

Sushma, Moksha has got a new Collection today.

You eat and then I'll come over, okay?

My flight was delayed Inform the clients, I'll be there by-

When I get back from work I chat with my family nonstop!

We spend quality time you know.

You bloody swine!

Harith, can I have my phone?

Daddy has to make an important call.

Give me the phone.

Don't cry... here.

I didn't do anything.

What is the bid today in our chit fund?

Can get Rs 3000.

What is this?

Make 'rasam' and potato curry for dinner, enough.

Grandpa!

'Residing in all of that as Me'

'So that Me through this Me'

'Talking to Me'

Dude, this must be our principal's handiwork!

Where are you, dear?

Coming to the terrace?

What happened?

Our project manager and prickly 'Jackfruit' Asha

are hand and glove in this.

That's why he promoted her and sent her abroad on site.

He went to get the bore-well man No sign of him still.

Tomorrow is Mahavir Jayanthi All the shops will be closed.

Buy our stuff tonight, okay?

This phone has 4G, Wifi, Bluetooth plus dual Sim capacity.

I'm in Ranganathan street, jam packed with men all around.

Danger Girlfriend calling.

Hi Sana - 'Hi scientist sir'

'Wonder of wonders You picked my call?'

- Sorry, Sana. - 'How many calls?'

'Can't you even pick my call? Are you that busy?'

'Just for your sake I'm 10,000 km away and studying here like a lunatic'

'Under the pretext of working on your project, are you flirting with Nila?'

That's a robot, Sana.

'But a female doll, right?'

Don't be mad at me, honey.

'I called you 112 times!'

I'll accept your punishment and kiss you 112 times.

'No need 112'

'Just 1 phone-kiss, let me see'

Mua-

Flying kiss?!

Sir, where should I complain to retrieve my mobile?

All of them are waiting too! Go and stand in the queue.

How can a cell phone fly? And where will it go?

Who is behind all this? What is the reason?

'Is a whole gang behind this or just an individual?'

'This is scary'

Is this a sign our world will perish as people claim?

Like the ozone hole there is a black hole in the sky it seems.

It has sucked all the phones I believe.

Yov! Shut up, man.

You're talking as if it's a drainage hole

I'm in the share market My job is dependent on cell phones.

Life is absolutely boring without WhatsApp and selfies.

As soon as I wake up I take my mobile to the loo

I feel I've lost my hand now!

My husband is working in Qatar.

Our long distance romance is only through cell phone

I've saved my mom's ♪ as 'Amma' I don't even know her landline ♪ now

I've stored my bank account ♪, ATM pin ♪, password, the whole works

It has personal videos and photos of my girlfriend and me.

What if they are uploaded on an adult site?

Excuse me, is there a separate section for Android phones?

For sure! It has been opened in Parthasarathy temple, go there.

Sir, I'm very sentimental about this cell phone.

Do something, sir.

How can I take this as a complaint?

- Get lost! - Sir, please

I had hooked my wedding chain on my mobile, sir

I lost that too

10 sovereign Pure gold, sir.

No wife to nag, no phone bills to pay, why don't you relax?

God will be appeased if you do a redemption ritual in Thirunallar, sir.

You and your silly superstitions!

Commissioner sir asked me to meet you

I'll take care, sir.

Thank you.

Telecom minister is on the line.

Sir, even our chief minister has lost his mobile.

He is on another line.

Your secretary is right here I'll handle it, sir.

Sir, minister's phone-

I've embedded precious stones all over

0.25 karat, sir

526 stones, sir.

Cost 20 million, sir.

Somehow retrieve it for us, sir.

Okay.

He's chief technical officer of BSNL.

Ramasubramaniam

I heard you're tracking with Sim card.

- What happened, sir? - It isn't our Govt network alone.

All the other networks too are unable to track even 1 phone, sir.

All the cell phones have been switched off.

Every single phone in the city is missing.

How can all of them be switched off?

How is this possible, sir?

'Vanakkam Headlines'

'Cell phones vanish into thin air People in panic mode'

'Police department puzzled'

'Chief secretary calls a special panel to discuss'

'So, doc, I think you know the situation'

What is this?

What is this phenomenon?

This is strange

I've checked all the NASA studies and Interpol records.

No one has recorded such an event anywhere in the world.

There is no scientific explanation so far for this rare occurrence.

It is so obvious.

This is a terrorist attack.

They are planning something large-scale.

If we can't come up with a reason

it's our habit to blame either God or terrorists, right?

Can it be the handiwork of aliens from a different planet maybe?

No, sir.

According to ISRO reports

no new movements or alien activities have been recorded in space.

Can it be a conspiracy by some international company in the same field?

I mean, wipe out the present telephone technology.

And bring in a new scientific know-how.

This is a public display.

In just 2 days, all the mobiles in the city flying in mid air like sparrows.

There isn't any technology like this as far as I know.

May be someone we know here who botched up a lousy robot earlier.

Some crank scientist

is messing up with some other invention in the name of novelty, who knows!

Who is this?

Late Mr Bohra AIRD director.

His son Dhinendra Bohra.

Scientist, he's also in AIRD as senior director.

On the day all the cell phones went missing

data from INSAT 3D weather satellite.

And GSAT 16 communication satellite.

This is the visualization.

All these dots are cell phones.

After a certain distance the dots vanish into thin air.

Cell phones haven't crossed the troposphere.

That is, not crossed 10 km above sea level.

If you take the distance into account

not crossed a radius of 200 km beyond Chennai.

They are all missing within this sphere somewhere.

We are aware of only 4 forces.

Gravity, electromagnetic, strong nuclear, weak nuclear.

These 4 won't attract mobile force

I believe this can be explained scientifically.

Dot!

I believe all the phones in this shop broke the glass panes and flew out.

Where is the lorry with the consignment?

'Crossed Nagari' - Doomed!

Not yet crossed Andhra border?

We've advertised tomorrow's sale.

No one has a cell phone in the city.

They will make a beeline to our shop like devotees in the temple at Tirupati.

'Don't worry, it will be delivered at 4:00 a.m'

You've been saying this like a broken record!

(SONG FROM 'ARYA 2')

"I am a modern girl with wanderlust."

Bro, what is that deafening sound?

Songs nowadays are only like this!

Bro...?!

Someone is digging with a crowbar in our van.

We have only cartons with cell phones in there.

Call me, as soon as the truck reaches here.

Have you asked for police protection?

Paid them, the cops will be here by 5:00 a.m.

What if all the cell phones we get for our sale tomorrow fly away?

It means we are jinxed beyond redemption.

Not only for us For the entire city

(DOG BARKING)

Lord Muruga Fountain of knowledge.

Bless everyone with Your grace.

Wha... what is that noise?

'The truck has arrived, sir'

Who is that?

'Arumugam, sir'

'You asked me to call you as soon as the truck arrives, right?'

- Where? - 'To your house of course'

Please cooperate.

Go back.

- Commissioner Rajendran asked me to come. - Please come in.

There is no evidence of human presence in Jayanth Kumar's murder.

As the deceased is a cell phone merchant

he wanted you to check for clues.

His family members were on a pilgrimage.

He was all alone.

The servants are not aware of anything.

No fingerprint or footprint.

He died exploding to minuuute pieces.

But there is no evidence of explosives whatsoever.

He had advertised in the papers about his Mobile Sale in his shop.

The truck carrying the load met with an accident.

The entire load went missing.

Nothing makes sense, sir.

Someone or something doesn't like the presence of cell phones here.

This is silicon, enamel and polycarbonate dust of 1000s of mobiles.

Different brands manufactured on different dates.

Will you believe me if I say Jayanth Kumar was killed by cell phones?

A cell phone is an assassin?

What do you mean, sir?

All the missing cell phones have landed here.

How did these phones come here?

Where did they go? We should find out.

Dot!

'Hello scientist, what a surprise! You've called of your own accord'

Sana, I think you would've heard of all the cell phones disappearing here.

To trace them, I've fixed a tracker in my old phone and I've activated it.

'Oh! So am I the guinea pig?'

Not like that, Sana, my phone flew away before I could send my kisses!

That's why, I thought I could specially-

'After 3 days, huh?'

'What happened to your landline? Why didn't you call from that ♪?'

Phone was engaged, Sana.

'Don't pull a fast one'

'Accept you don't remember my ♪'

'Out of sight, out of mind!'

'Now your whole world is Nila'

She's just like a laptop.

'You bet she's on your lap and you're coddling her 24x7!'

- 'A duet on top of all this!' - Shut up!

'If I speak the truth, should I shut up?'

Stop nagging me.

This phone may also fly away!

Mu-

Gone with the wind!

Hey! You're watching too much TV!

Nila, activate EMR.

Activating EMR.

What is happening? Are they looking for a bomb?

- You search that side. - Okay, boss.

Thanks, Nila.

Why thank a laptop?!

(OVERLAP OF VOICES)

They are discussing about your issue inside, wait.

Sir, Onicel owner Manoj Lulla is coming.

He's such a pain!

Good morning.

- Is he in? - Yes, ji, go in, ji

2G...!

Talk to you later.

- Please sit down. - I don't need any pacifying.

What are you up to? Does a Govt exist or not?

Look, Mr Lulla.

Govt and God are one and the same.

If you believe, they exist If not, they don't.

But you ensure your palms are greased promptly, eh?

Without exception it has snatched all my cell phone towers.

Destroyed all the microwave emitters.

Not just yours, sir.

Microwave emitters of all other networks have been destroyed too.

Uprooted the vendors' towers they had rented as well.

Everyone is in a state of shock You saw them, right?

What should I see?

My loss runs in millions.

If this continues, in 3 months I'll be in the streets.

We are watching from all angles.

Not enough if you just watch.

We've paid through our nose for you and your party during the election.

You should be standing out in the open with your arms stretched like a tower.

Don't get tense.

This isn't your problem alone.

It concerns our national security.

Everybody is perplexed and in a state of panic.

Yesterday in our cabinet meeting we've requested military aid.

Even if you need a battalion to guard each tower, we'll do it.

Don't worry.

Don't think you can appease me like how you tackle the general public

I give you 1 week grace time.

By then things should go back to normalcy

I must start my business again.

Otherwise the next upload in Wiki Leaks...

will be yours!

5th force.

The scientific world is still into extensive research about this force.

The way it works How to measure it.

Our knowledge is zilch.

This could be the 1st evidence for the existence of the 5th force.

We can't explain this force based on our knowledge of science.

Using the amenities at our disposal

we can't combat it either.

That's why we've requested our military to step in.

Sir, it's a huge force

I saw it with my own eyes.

If you ask the military to combat it

you will only face enormous loss of life.

What should we do then?

To combat it effectively we need a super power.

We need exceptional intelligence.

We need a man with the boon of immortality.

A man who will never die?

Does a person like that exist?

Chitti.

The Robot!

We must reactivate him.

Dot...!

I'm waiting.

No... impossible.

It's against law, sir.

Our court has banned that robot.

Has been dismantled too.

It went out of control and killed many lives.

Immense loss of property as well.

You are all well aware

if we bring it back

it won't die.

It will massacre all of us.

Everyone is aware who was responsible for that robot's drastic change.

This time I'll ensure such a blunder does not occur.

Sir, this is Mr Vaseegaran's conspiracy.

He wants to use this critical situation and reactivate his invention.

He wants to make money by selling it to multinational companies.

Now you decide.

Have we assembled here to save the people?

Or for Vaseegaran's advertising?

Okay, so you come up with a solution.

Let's... think about it.

That's why we are here.

Sir, my suggestion is based purely on good intentions.

This is the start of an apocalypse.

If we don't prevent it now, we'll be wiped out en masse, only Chitti can save us.

Mr Vaseegaran.

We can't flout a court order blatantly.

The process required to do so is very tedious

I must pass an ordinance in the Parliament.

Opposition parties should cooperate.

- Not possible. - It is possible, sir.

A minister can easily take some emergency decisions.

We can convince the court by explaining in detail later.

Such a rule exists.

But if that robot kills some people?

Who will take the responsibility?

Should I?

Or our minister?

- Such a situation won't arise, sir. - Why not?

That's a machine.

We can't predict when it may screw up.

If it does something drastic I'll be held responsible.

Let's forget Chitti.

Suggest some other option.

Military is the only other feasible option.

Let's go ahead with that.

Request and the order will be released by today.

Do the needful.

Hello...?

So.

Plan collapsed?

Dhina, what is all this?

You are a scientist You are well aware.

Of course.

But I won't let it happen

I'll never allow you to bring that nitwit Chitti back to life.

What do you have against me?

You murdered my dad.

Me...?

That Chitti.

Your alter ego.

That is also you!

I'll never forget it.

'Yov! Lulla'

'I am the minister, I say'

'Your tower is back in its place You saw it on the way, right?'

'All the phones are back in the city'

'You can go back to your business, man'

Where are you speaking from?

'Right here'

I got drenched to the skin No phone to even call Gopal.

Even I got stranded near Taramani-

Nila, go up.

Hack it open, Nila.

Boss, according to my rules hacking is illegal.

Isn't this wrong?

This will come under ethical hacking Exception... do what I say

I understand, boss.

'If a handful of people benefit'

'...nothing is wrong', right?

Where did you get this 'Nayagan' dialog from?

I should know all that humans like.

As per your adaptive learning you've programmed in me.

Human beings have only 4 preferences

TV, Cinema, food and gossip.

Easy!

"Iron heart sprouting for the 1st time?"

"Is it an invitation of first love divine?"

"Iron heart blossoming for the 1st time?"

(SONG FROM 'ENTHIRAN')

Shut up!

'Leaving from airport Battalion #121 proceeding to spot'

Entire state is under military control.

People need not panic.

Technology related to cell phone networks in all the places

is being attended to on a war-front emergency basis.

With military protection...

arrangements have been made to restart sales of cell phones.

Very soon, people can start using their cell phones as usual.

Hey, Balu - Sir...?

Call the minister and ask him to provide us military protection.

We have 4 police vans round the clock stationed here, sir.

If you look at the 303 rifles they have even street dogs won't be scared.

We need AK 47, man.

You saw how Manoj Lulla whom we met 2 days ago was squeezed like juice, right?

I was the one who signed the order to revive cell phone service in the city.

Looking at the current situation looks like I'll be the next juice!

Call for the military immediately.

Juice for you, my dear.

- Is security in position? - We've assigned 2 men, sir.

- Enough strength in front? - Yes, sir.

'Attack in Porur Company on high alert'

'Attack in Porur Company on high alert'

SIR!

Sir...!

Aiya...!

What happened?

That cell phone gang uprooted all the towers in Porur.

Wiped out our military force it seems, sir.

No one knows where that horde has vanished now.

Yov! Porur is quite close to this place.

Double the protection round our house.

A whole battalion is alert, sir.

Ask them to shut all gates, doors and windows.

Not even the smallest hole should be exposed.

Sir, everything has been closed Including the computer's Windows!

They are throwing stones at us.

Sir, this isn't a stone It's your cell phone.

Your missing cell phone Come and see for yourself.

'True that!'

All the precious stones are intact.

How can you underestimate a minister?

Technology is in the palm of my hands!

That's why it has got scared and returned only my mobile!

Who is this 'Unni Krishnan' calling?

It's an unknown ♪, sir

Good morning.

Yov! Call the military.

- Ask them to shoot this sparrow. - Okay, sir.

Go... go... go.

Get out!

(WALKIE TALKIE RADIO CHATTER)

Sir, this way please.

- How is Mr Vairamoorthy? - Critical, sir.

He's unable to breathe.

- Something is blocking his windpipe. - What is it?

Don't know exactly, sir.

His secretary is equally dumbfounded

(GASPING FOR BREATH)

- Did you scan his body? - We did, sir.

All the reports are normal.

But he is unable to breathe, sir.

- What happened, doctor? - He is no more.

Whaat?!

Phone... phone.

All the phones flew away, sir.

Landline, man.

Hello, I am Home minister Vijay Kumar speaking.

Activate that robot Chitti immediately.

Today.

Right now.

How can you ask as if you're ordering 'idli' and 'vada' as Take away?

It is a ban by the court, sir

I can't flout the rules of the court

I'll handle all those formalities

1st activate Chitti at once.

How is it possible immediately?

An ordinance has to be passed in the Parliament.

'The Opposition has to cooperate'

The process is extremely complicated, sir

40 members of the Parliament will favor us, sir

I'll handle all that.

It's a machine, sir.

We don't know when it will malfunction.

Who will shoulder the responsibility if it kills someone? You or me?

Yov! Don't seek revenge oblivious of time or situation.

It went into our Telecom minister's mouth.

God knows which part of me it will target

I'll take all the responsibility.

Satisfied?

Dot!

I came here at midnight There was a queue right then

I haven't got the phone as yet and she wants me to top up!

Without cell phones, our life is like 'A Few Pages Missing In The Middle'

Okay, what if the cell phones fly away again?

I'm as sharp as a needle, you see.

Take a look.

You've fixed it like the chained tumbler in the railway station!

Sir, for a while I was so relaxed without cell phones.

No ringtones to bug me daily I'm lifting my head to see the world

I talk to my children I visit my friends face to face.

- Great feeling, eh? - Then why the hell is he here?

What to do? A cell phone is like one's wife.

Damn if she exists Darn if she doesn't!

Become a habit!

Yes!

Chitti, you're back?

The way I fell I thought my skull will blow to bits.

Thank you, Chitti.

Holy crow!

Chitti to Control.

- 'Control to Chitti' - Assemble at TTK road junction.

What is this?

Integral space research centre.

That space research centre isn't active now.

Research is no longer conducted there.

Only 2 technicians are left.

In 1964, head of Atomic Commission Dr Homi Baba inaugurated this centre.

Call Dr Sam.

Hello, Sam here.

Dr Sam, I'm Vasi

I need this information now, urgent.

What is that space research centre in sector II Phase XIV?

Vasi, keep this confidential.

To find out if life exists in other planets just like us on earth

signals are sent from many parts of the world to outer space.

That is one such place from where signals are sent.

What kind of signals are being sent?

There are good forces and bad forces co existing in this world.

We send only positive signals to outer space.

Because only positive energy present in space

should be aware of our presence here.

Thank you very much, Sam.

Chitti, play that visual in Kirlian mode.

Look at that.

If that cell phone bird is scared of the positive signals from the emitters

there is some negative force embedded in it.

By negative force you mean from another planet?

Freeze it.

No, this is some negative force present only on our earth.

This is a human face.

It looks very familiar to me.

Nila, I want all the recent abnormal events in Thirukazhukundram.

Most importantly details of the deceased a.s.a.p.

Doctor, this resembles the emitter we saw in that space research centre.

Exactly - What is your plan?

You know by now You tell me.

If it is a human negative energy that is creating the 'mobile' force

it has no physical form.

But only the aura that surrounds the human body.

Aura...?

Atoms in a human body consist of neutrons and electrons.

The micro photon particles that emanate from it is called aura.

It is a thin layer around the body not visible to the human eye.

Aura of a person who is alive is charged positive.

A dead person's aura will be charged negative.

We must destroy that negative charge.

The only way to succeed is to send a more powerful positive charge towards it.

And neutralize its energy.

Aura of a deceased person is micro photon minus.

We must send micro photon plus.

Add plus to minus it becomes zero.

- Am I right, doctor? - Exactly, Chitti.

This photon synthesizer generates micro photon plus.

See

I've created the same positive rays here similar to the Research centre.

This is 10 times stronger than any negative energy known to mankind.

We can neutralize the negative energy for sure.

Wow! Great.

Boss, here are the details you asked for

73 people died last year in Thirukazhukundram.

Only 18 unnatural death

2 murders 4 suicides.

Is any death connected to a cell phone?

A lorry driver died in an accident using his mobile while driving.

Because her 'hot' photos went viral through her mobile

a girl consumed poison.

One man died hanging himself in a cell phone tower.

- Date? - April 7th.

The next day cell phones started vanishing.

Oh my God!

Now I'm getting a clearer picture.

Chitti, immediately install this in AIRD bus.

We are leaving for Thirukazhukundram.

Doctor, we got it

I found all the phones.

Nila, bring the bus to the rear end of the house.

CHITTI!

Nila, fix the cryostat, quick!

My God!

Pakshi Raja...!

Nice DP.

This is a war between the entire mankind and me.

You are not a human being.

Don't interfere.

- Run away. - Running away isn't in my software at all

I have been reactivated only to protect human beings.

My primary task is to destroy you!

Pakshi Raja, why are you so furious with the human race?

Why are you behaving like this?

What do you need?

This is a pied cuckoo.

Biological name is Jacobin cuckoo.

In Northern India...

the monsoon season starts only when this species migrates.

If this species doesn't show up...

there will be no rainfall in that year for the entire region.

Till date no one knows the mystery behind this.

Even in our mythology it is referred as 'rain bird'

Carry out research on this.

Sure, sir.

Wow...!

Sir, your photo is on the cover page.

It was published a year ago.

Sir, how did you get interested in birds?

Actually the other way about The birds evinced interest in me!

'When I was born I wasn't breathing'

'My body had turned blue'

'Even the doctor gave up hope and said the baby is dead'

I'll sign and you finish all the formalities.

Get the death certificate and take the baby.

'Don't know if it was an accident or something else'

'But everyone exclaimed it was a huge miracle'

'My grandma used to say'

'God came in the guise of a sparrow and resurrected you'

'I still remember'

'When I was young, early in the morning the tiny sparrow will fly into my room'

'...keep chirping cheerfully and going around the fan in a circle'

"To the sun's ray at dawn that glitter a warm welcome your wings you flutter."

"As the sun slides down yonder deep you caress the branches to sleep."

"With your pitter patter dainty feet 'kolam' you draw as an aesthetic treat."

"Today you make me yearn To fly like you I want to learn."

"Flock of birds in flight"

"I stood listening to your musical chirping"

'I decided right then'

'My life will be dedicated to birds and only birds'

"Flock of birds in flight."

"Oho! A flight of birds in sight."

"I stood listening to your musical chirping."

"A host of sparrows A flight of swallows"

"I wish to hear your tweet and twitter."

"No language or religion, you fly at ease Any place is your home, as you please."

"No language, no religion, you roam You affirm any place is your home."

"You claim even weeds to be your kith and kin in reality."

"You form a swing in mid-air to play with the wind out there."

"You make a deep impact in people to whom laughter isn't easy or simple."

"My precious life, my cherished creed A heart like yours is needed indeed."

"Even if the world is wiped out extensively an urge to protect you surges effusively."

"Swiftly on a flying spree in the skies carefree."

"Fly without any boundary."

That's why I studied ornithology with passion

I became an ornithology professor too.

'Pon ulagaaleero'

'Bhuvanam muzhudhaleero'

'Nannaya pullinangaal'

These are lines from Nammazhwar's Thiruvaimozhi.

This is the meaning.

O' birds, you are all over this world.

You have spread your wings right up to Heaven.

Our earth and our skies abound in these birds.

When compared to the weight of the human race on earth...

weight of the birds en masse is almost 100 times more.

Birds eat 1000 times more food than what humans consume.

If they didn't feed on worms

not even 1 green leaf will be left on earth.

Human beings won't get any food at all.

Because insects are 1000 times more than birds!

So if human beings have to survive on this earth...

birds also should be alive.

Sir, of late birds flocking to the bird sanctuary in Vedanthangal

has dwindled What is the reason, sir?

When I was young, we used to wake up only to the chirp of sparrows.

'You don't get to see any sparrow in the city nowadays, sir'

'Only in 1996...'

'...cell phones were introduced in India'

'In a gradual and continuous process birds have decreased only after this'

'Particularly sparrows'

It is called Arctic Tern.

This small bird weighing just 50 gm

migrates every year from the Arctic region

flying 12000 km to our Vedanthangal

and returns.

A bird doesn't have a map or radar.

From within its head, it absorbs all micro rays from the sky.

And using cryptochrome formation

it steers in the right direction.

'That is the bird's sole strength'

Now we've filled the sky with radiation from numerous cell phone towers.

So the cryptochrome formation in the bird's head is shattered.

And eliminated completely.

'Not knowing where they are heading'

'...birds lose their way and their entire species is becoming extinct'

'To the birds, it is equal to losing their sanity'

In addition, because of the radiation...

shells aren't being formed on the eggs of these birds.

Their eggs resemble a layer of skin.

The eggs break when the mother bird is incubating.

In reality, men also suffer from these repercussions.

Many get afflicted by ♪♪♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ May be on the rise

♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ will increase

Above all.

Depression.

Schizophrenia.

Alzheimer's etc-

Higher % of mental disorder.

All these symptoms are obvious right now.

Mr Pakshi Rajan.

What is your solution?

Why do we use cell phone now?

Just gossip and trivialities.

Let's control that.

Why do we need so many cell phones and towers?

Let us reduce that.

Let us pass a law as to who, why and for how long a cell phone can be used.

Has this chap lost it? Is he mad?

Instead of the current high frequency cell phone technology

let us invent a safer technology.

Until then let us shut down 90% of the cell phone towers in India.

Please speak a little loudly.

Sir, please excuse me.

'Save bird, save earth'

'Save bird Save earth'

'Don't kill, don't kill'

'Don't kill birds'

'Save birds save birds'

'Save birds Save earth'

'Don't kill, don't kill'

'Don't kill birds'

'Stop... stop'

'Radiation Pollution'

'Stop... stop'

'Radiation Pollution'

'Don't kill'

Are they all jobless?

When the sun rises, they swing placards defending dogs, cats, crows and sparrows.

Can't you chase them?

'Refusing to leave, sir Very insistent about meeting you'

Tell me.

What's your problem?

What is the frequency rate permitted by TRAI?

What is the frequency rate in your towers at present?

Birds flying in the sky are being destroyed in their fetus stage by you.

Hello mister, listen.

We strictly follow the rules of Telecom Regulatory Authority of India.

Already subscribers complain.

'No signal in the bathroom or basement Skype doesn't work in the lift'

Do you know in these 3 months 2000 customers have...

switched to other networks?

Don't lie.

In your disgusting competition just to retain your subscribers

you are increasing the frequency rate to suit your needs as you wish.

Now it is well over the danger limit.

Because of the heavy radiation the entire species of birds

the bird kingdom is dying without a trace.

You aren't one bit bothered.

You are exaggerating.

Birds becoming extinct due to cell phone radiation

has no scientific proof or backing.

You know that?

If that is so come with me.

Stand under your cell phone tower for just 24 hours

I will prove it!

You get out.

You asked for scientific proof, right?

I'll provide it.

Get out, man.

Write to the Press & Media.

Hold placards and protest in the hot sun

I don't care.

Out.

Get out!

Nonsense!

Move it a little bit upwards.

Hey... listen!

What is this, sir?

Stop it

I'm telling you.

There are houses nearby Many birds flock around.

Stop everything - Hey, old man.

Are we building a nuclear plant here? It's only a cell phone tower.

Hereafter you'll get good signal on your phone, move aside.

Come on... come.

- What is it, sir? - Ramasamy

I repeatedly told you about birds dying.

You were also worried.

- But now...? - What can I do, sir?

Agriculture is no longer profitable.

Insects kill all my yield

I became a pauper buying insecticides.

Primary reason for that is the increased death rate of birds.

Only birds eat insects.

If birds die...

insects will increase beyond control.

Whatever the reason, I don't have the strength to be a farmer.

This is the only income I can get from this land.

Why should you sell your land to a man who kills birds?

People are dying of starvation here.

And you're bothered about birds dying!

Don't pester me Attend to your work.

Move aside.

'Ladies and gentlemen'

'Stop using cell phone'

Every cell phone used is encased with the blood of thousands of birds.

Each cell phone is a sparrow's coffin!

Save birds.

Come here - Yes, sir.

Who is this man? Disturbing all our customers.

Chase him away - Okay, sir.

What happened?

Ladies and gentlemen.

Don't use cell phones.

Here... read this.

Aiyaiyo!

I have given many petitions in many levels many times.

'No one has taken any action'

Oh!

Is this why we don't see any sparrows at all?

When I was a kid

they used to flock around my house.

It was a feast for sore eyes

I've played with those birds.

When I grew up, I have even fried and feasted on them.

A real treat for the taste buds.

- Crispy, like quail fry. - Super, sir.

And that concoction made with it.

What an aphrodisiac!

It isn't available nowadays.

What is this?

I'm talking of ensuring birds live and you're relishing killing them.

What else do you want me to do?

Shall we start a Sparrow Welfare Board?

You can be elected as the chairman

1st take strict action against networks which exceed their allotted frequency.

Cancel their license.

Then?

Grant permission only 2 networks following regulations to the T.

What are you saying?

We boast of a population of 1.3 billion.

Shouldn't we reach all of them?

Shouldn't every area receive signal?

Cell phone is the foundation for everything.

The world will come to a standstill if mobiles don't work for an hour.

How much time is saved because of this gadget?

Business has developed Industries have prospered.

Because he's hungry will anyone chop his own hand and eat it?

Same holds good for the progress we attain by killing birds.

If a 30 gm sparrow can't live depending on us

…then how can we boast of this technology and progress?

America is a bigger nation than India.

It has only 4-5 networks

China is the most populated country in the world.

Only 3 networks are used.

But here?

More than 10.

You accept ♪♪♪♪♪♪ from everyone

And allow networks to flourish flouting all the rules.

You're letting your tongue run, eh?

You seem educated

I was lenient because you're a big shot You're analysing politics, huh?

Okay, let me counteract.

We work based only on rules and regulations.

Only by adhering to international rules cell phone service is allotted.

File a case in court if you have any doubts.

Clear out now.

Don't get angry Please listen to me

I was patient for so long, eh? Go... go to court.

You'll get a verdict after many years.

Prime minister says I must meet the common man.

'And I get caught with such crackpots'

Court officials are coming to check radiation frequency.

Make sure it is well within the limit.

'From multiples tests conducted it has been found...'

'...only adequate radiation has been channelized into cell phones'

'It has not been proved scientifically that birds are affected by cell phones'

'Therefore Pakshi Rajan's case has been adjourned'

Pakshi Rajan, whatever you say is just and right.

But killing humans is wrong.

They killed countless flocks of birds Isn't that a crime?

You'll label human life differently.

In what way are birds' lives inferior?

Why do you kill innocent people for the fault of a handful of men?

Who is 'innocent'?

Every individual who owns a cell phone is a murderer.

How I yelled my throat hoarse.

How many streets I would've walked begging.

How many feet I fell pleading not to use cell phones.

Did even a single soul pay heed to my pleas?

They read about this in newspapers.

Watch the News on TV.

And then...

exclaim 'oh'!

Do sparrows die only due to radiation from cell phones?

'How sad!'

'Poor things, no?'

Just for 5 minutes make clucking sounds.

Share that article and video clipping in WhatsApp and Facebook.

Thinking their duty is over and it was their good deed for the day.

They go back to their cell phones, blockheads!

I won't let this go.

I won't spare even a single person who owns a cell phone.

Hereafter.

Cell phone is everyone's Yama!

Just watch, people should panic and run for their lives as soon as they see it.

Pakshi, you've reached your stop.

Get into the bus.

Chitti!

Oh my God!

Thanks - Welcome.

Hey! What is this?

You've fixed your MPU in me.

Oh! By mistake

I was wondering why my core memory was corrupt.

Punch dialogs Vadivelu comedy.

'Vani Rani' episodes Banana flower fritters!

#star-darling and dance-king All kinds of stuff.

Come, lie down I will fix it.

No need.

Let it be.

Aura.

Every human, beast, inanimate object.

Even every place has an aura.

This aura invisible to the eye pertains not only to spirituality but science too.

With the help of a Kirlian camera we can take photos of an aura.

Ordinary people have an aura 3 to 4 feet thick.

Some sages have an aura spreading over 50 feet

Russian scientist Dr Frank Baranowski has proved this.

Pakshi Rajan's aura is enormous.

It isn't the aura of an individual man alone.

Aura of 1000s of birds which were destroyed.

A giant ball of negative energy.

With a mind.

A very angry mind.

This maybe a form of 5th force.

It has controlled all the cell phones.

It would've destroyed our city given a chance.

We succeeded only because of Chitti's reappearance.

Thank you, Chitti.

I thank all of you who have been a source of support.

In our ancient classics

we have heard many stories of God descending on earth to destroy demons.

Lord Shiva Himself came as a robot to save us from a fate worse than death

I invite that Iron warrior Chitti on to the dais to share a few words.

When a warrior fights his shadow battles along with him.

When the warrior pierces and kills the enemy, the shadow will follow suit.

So will we praise and garland the shadow?

He is real

I am his shadow.

All glory and praise to that God who created me.

Thank you.

At this juncture I must thank and mention a specific name.

At the right moment parting with the heart

I mean, giving the MPU

if I had not been activated

I couldn't have destroyed the evil force.

The name is...

Nila.

At this wonderful moment a piece of good news for you.

Chitti who has been created by Dr Vaseegaran

has been approved by our Govt.

An order has been passed this morning

to create 500 Chitti robots for our Indian army.

Thank you.

Hi, scientist.

May I come in?

Irresponsible people.

Trash your cell phones.

This is your last chance.

Otherwise...

death is certain!

I'm not the Mahesh who got tagged in #MeToo, dear!

Check your phone properly Why don't you-

Didn't you hear what I said?

I always wear Victoria Secret, you know.

Including the latest one-

- Nila, is photon synthesizer set? - Yes.

'Hey! Pub closes at midnight'

'Let's go tomorrow'

'Hey! Stop... stop'

Doctor, what happened to you?

Why are you behaving like this?

Welcome, my dear 'nuts & bolt toy'

I'm not your doctor!

Nila, turn on the neutralizer.

No...!

Nila, stop it!

You can't do anything to me, Chitti.

I have a body now.

Dr Vaseegaran's body!

If you destroy me...

it is the same as you killing your God!

Now...

can you turn it on please?

Show off your technology.

Turn it on.

Switch it on, damn you!

Chitti...!

Don't hesitate Turn it on.

Destroy me.

He'll be destroyed along with me.

No, doctor I can't do that.

Chitti, thinking you are saving me don't exterminate the entire human race.

Kill me.

Destroy him.

Kill me - Sorry, doctor.

Human emotion fed by you is stopping me.

Moron! This is my order, kill me.

No, hold fire.

If you shoot, only Vaseegaran will die unnecessarily.

Can't kill Pakshi Rajan.

Chitti, why are you stopping them?

Let them shoot me - No.

Chitti.

Aiyo! Chitti.

Nila, turn on the neutralizer.

'Come on, quick!'

Nila... NO!

'Don't do that'

Shut up! This is my order.

Switch it on.

Aiyo!

What you've done is really foolish, Chitti.

Your 'call' is disconnected!

Chitti...?

What a pity!

Chitti... Chitti.

Chit-

Chitti.

Nila, go right now and-

"Earth shattering cyclone blows today right now."

"He's gonna break, break, break Break it down!"

"Pakshi Raja gonna destroy everyone."

"As quick as a stride destruction of a different kind."

"Illusionary tricks galore Danger! Caution all the more."

"He's going to eat you alive."

"Run for your life"

"I am a bird of prey waiting to eat you Feather-man who got into you head to toe."

"Pakshi Raja!"

"King of birds... Pakshi Raja"

"I have the souls of birds many to seek revenge, flocking within me."

"King of birds... Pakshi Raja."

Unique feeling of real joy to die and get reactivated!

Pakshi.

Unlike your name you can't fly any longer!

Hey, Nila...!

Why are you standing right there?

True to your name, Nila should orbit the earth, eh?

Come... come... come.

Come on, baby.

Wow...!

Only 2 tasks of Vaseegaran in his research are worthy of praise.

One is me.

The other is you!

What are you looking at?

Come on.

Give a beautiful kiss to your great king, baby.

Stop the play, Chitti.

We must 1st destroy Pakshi.

Because he is even more powerful than you.

He's committing atrocities multi-fold.

He was able to shred even you into million parts.

Now...

he's number 1 here.

Not you.

Hey, this #1 and #2 are all child's play

I am the only one.

Super one!

No comparison, understand?

I understand, Chitti.

We must make him understand.

You bet I will.

The king of birds.

The battle is on!

Left.

Right.

Head.

'Kamoshka'

Activate command mode.

Command mode activated!

What is this?

It's me.

Mini me!

So cute.

'What a game!'

'And now it's Half time at the IFL finals'

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

'We'll handle that later Attend to your call'

(MULTIPLE PHONES RINGING)

Dear subscribers.

You are going to be not reachable from now.

'Because...'

all of you will die now.

'By no means an ordinary death'

'Radiation death!'

You will all die in groups like how the sparrows collapsed.

'Don't you get it?'

I'll combine the radiation from the cell phones all of you use

I'll download it on all of you.

Want to see a demo?

Hey, you...!

Ex... excuse me.

Why don't you select someone else?

Why?

I'm on your side.

How...?

I was the one who released you.

At least for that reason let me go please.

So what?

You are a subscriber too, man.

Don't hurt me please.

"He's going to eat you alive"

"I am a bird of prey waiting to eat you Feather-man who got into you head to toe."

"Pakshi Raja."

You will meet your end in this way, a fate worse than ordinary death.

"Pakshi Raja."

In just 5 seconds, 70,000 people were killed in Hiroshima.

Till date that was the world record.

Today... 80,000 men and women.

A new record!

You are going to be part of a historic moment.

Dear subscribers!

Dear subscribers.

Don't panic.

You are not the ones who are about to die.

A small bird.

What are you looking at Pakshi?

I am Chitti.

Reloaded.

Version 2.0!

Doctor, is that you?

Did I shoot you?

Did I try to kill you?

My God! I was about to commit a grave sin.

Doctor, please don't harm me.

You are my creator.

Don't rip me apart with your own hands.

Forgive me and let me go.

Please.

Fat hopes!

Vasi...!

Come, you selfie bots!

I will set your screens on fire.

"I bow down to like, no man I bow down, I say, 'no damn'"

"I stand tall, alone I stand I cow down like, 'No man'."

"Are you ready? Take a shot"

"I am the only one."

"There is no comparison 'cos I am Super Super one"

"I'm out to get you Let ya wreck ya self."

"See me coming out"

"10000 fighters by my side I'm about to shoot 'em down."

"I'm the only one you see."

Zero balance!

Shoot that sparrow.

Hey bird man!

Iron man!

I'm just a driver Let me go.

Pakshi!

You had better scatter and scoot from here.

Otherwise I'll pluck every single feather out.

You moron of a machine!

Why are you fighting for these ungrateful men?

When you've served their purpose they will rip your nuts apart!

Hey! What's happening?

Yayayay... angry bird!

Why are you staring?

I am Kutti!

The microbot.

Version 3.O.

If you disturb my boss your dove will be.

Dodo!

"I am Isaac Asimov's grandson, buddy"

"I am a warrior, size of a turkey berry."

"O bird of prey You're a goner, I say."

"It's 'Festival of lights' for us today."

It is said a bird can look in 6 different directions.

Pakshi, won't you see?

Microbots.

No... no.

Hey! Don't do this.

Maintain that same panic.

"Birdie got caught-o?"

Bow bow.

"Feathers fell apart-o?"

"3.O"

"Swarmed all over you?"

Pakshi, if you breach this stadium with your radiation

1st victims will be only your birds!'

Microbots, go

"3.O"

"3.O"

"I am a cannon 6" tall You're a radish, that's all"

"I am an automated masterpiece I tricked you with zetabyte-ease"

"I am the evil mosquito Ranguski Ready to send you to the cemetery."

"Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady I'm into your nostril, deal with me."

A lion can't touch a mosquito, big birdie!

But if mosquitoes set their minds they can chase the lion to its doom.

Cuckoo!

Good job, 3.O.

Thank you, commander.

- Microbots positioned? - All set.

Pakshi.

Have a blast!

Should these doves also explode?

Hey beep Follow me.

Come on, bots.

"O eagle, you're a goner, I say."

"It's 'Conquest of good over evil' today."

"Bird of prey It's a jolly day."

"You are a guest in hell any which way."

"People's favorite 'Podimas' minuute."

"If I burst, it will be a wrecker like a boom-boom cracker."

Hey! Who are you? What are you doing here?

This is restricted area.

Get out!

You are the reason we are alive today, Vaseegaran.

What an enormous risk you've taken and saved all of us!

Technology saved us.

But we are the ones misusing technology.

We should eliminate poverty with the help of technology.

Eradicate diseases.

Promote education.

If we use it for personal comforts and fuelling our greed, it's only doomsday.

Will... will that Pakshi Rajan reappear?

He is dead and gone.

But if we continue this way another 'evil force' will erupt.

Even if Pakshi Rajan's actions were wrong

there was truth in his words.

If human beings should live on earth birds should also co exist.

Control radiation.

Reduce networks.

Pass a rule, no technology should affect any living thing, human, bird or beast.

This earth doesn't belong only to us.

Everyone should realize it belongs to all the living creatures here.

You are right.

Ensure birds are not destroyed.

At least provide water for birds to drink during our scorching summers.

That's enough to refresh and revitalize your minds.

All this will happen, Vaseegaran

I'll bring this to the notice of our Parliament

I'll make sure this happens.

Thank you, Vaseegaran.

Thanks, Nila.

Why are you thanking your shadow?

Oh God!

We have to remove that red chip from Chitti.

Don't worry, boss.

To be on the safe side I activated it after doing an auto-eject program.

Smaaart!

Good to see you alright, doctor.

Me too, Chitti.

Doctor, all the robots and I have to report in the headquarters at Delhi today.

Can I leave, doctor?

Take Nila with you

subtitled by rekhs assisted by harini & pradeep.

Doctor, how can I leave you like this and-

I can take care of myself.

'Respect for love?!'

GO...!

Thanks, doctor.

"My love, my life, my battery Don't go away from me."

"My sole soul friend, my battery Don't decrease even a bit, dearie."

"O' damsel from the world of machinery You shower love through numbers binary."

"You lean on my engine-body and please me in rhapsody."

"Hey! My exquisite electric wifey!"

"Shall I kiss your bloodless cheeks, miss?"

"And make a new Java rose bloom in bliss?"

"Shall I feed you with data brand new?"

"Hey! I am your 'bus conductor' true"

“My magic metallic heart, my battery Don't ever leave me”

“My sole soul mate, my battery Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”

“My gripper, my gears, my battery Don't go away from me”

“My wonder wheels, pistons, my battery Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”.

"Metal maiden from the world of machinery You embrace me with numbers binary."

"You throttle my engine to flirt with me"

“Hey! My wifey animated by electricity”

“You are my sensor's sense Plus its food and essence”

“You're the data miracle spreading through my cable”

“My engine is driven by your magic spell”.

"My every neuron cell is your 'mass' and moon as well."

"My username is you My password too."

"You're my genie special laptop Rajini."

"My dear iron flower, steel sweety-softy".

"Shall we melt to unite today, hottie?"

“You're my Alpha, my beginning”

“You're my Omega, my ending”

“Love you from zero to infinity”

“My love, my life, my battery Don't go away from me”

“My sole soul friend, my battery Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”

“My gripper, my gears, my battery Don't ever leave me”

“O' angel from the world of machinery You shower love through numbers binary”.

"You lean on my engine-body and tease me in rhapsody"

“Hey! My ravishing robot-wifey!”

“Shall I kiss your bloodless cheeks, miss?”

"I'll make a new Java rose bloom in bliss?"

“Shall I feed you with data brand new?”

“Hey! I am your 'bus conductor' true”

“My wires, my world, my battery Don't ever leave me”

“My cyborg companion, my battery Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”

“My beloved bot, my battery Don't go away from me”

“My bold and beautiful bot, my battery Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”.

Helloooo, Sana sweetie.

'So much has happened Why didn't anyone tell me?'

- 'Not even 1 phone call, text or e-mail' - Sana, listen to me.

'I am almost dying in fear Where did that wretched Nila disappear?'

Can't this phone fly away now?!

Hey senior! Why are you so dazed?

Were you scared?

Just for laughs!

Hey! Who are you?

I am Kutti.

Compressed version

3.O...!

Your grandson.

Muah!

"O eagle, you're a goner I say."

"It's 'Festival of lights' for us today."

"Bird of prey It's a jolly day."

"You are a guest in hell any which way."

"People's favorite 'Podimas' minuute."

"If I burst, it will be a wrecker like a boom-boom cracker."

"Boss, I am a microbot."

"If you get caught dude, you're kaput!"

"3.O"

"3.O"

"I am a cannon 6" tall You're a radish, that's all"

"I am an automated masterpiece I tricked you with zetabyte-ease."

"I am a cannon 6" tall You're a radish, that's all"

"I am an automated robot I conned you without a doubt"

"I am the evil mosquito Ranguski Ready to send you to the cemetery."

"Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady I'm into your nostril, deal with me"

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