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First off, I want to
thank you both for coming.
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Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?
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Uh, he didn't do anything.
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Gosh, Tom, I want to believe you.
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Okay, the problem is,
the curriculum here
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is not challenging enough for Sheldon.
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Now, he gets bored
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and maybe doesn't express himself
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in the most productive way.
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And so the square of sine
plus cosine equals one.
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Sheldon.
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I don't want to embarrass you,
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so I'm going to give you a moment
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to think about what you just said.
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Ms. MacElroy.
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What?
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I'm wondering if you read
the book you assigned to us,
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because I did.
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20 laps.
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Cooper.
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If you're going to ask us to run,
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don't you think you
should lead by example?
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So you're saying he's
being rude to his teachers?
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That's unacceptable. I'll-I'll
give him a talkin' to.
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I don't know if I'd call him rude.
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Well, put a word on it.
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Rude, let's go with rude.
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Rude is good.
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So what do you want us to do?
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I want you to consider another
approach to his education.
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- Okay.
- What does that mean?
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I recently had a nice chat with the head
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of Wilmot Academy for Gifted Children.
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Now, I told her all about
Sheldon, and she seemed to think
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he would be a perfect fit over there.
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We already looked into private school.
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We can't afford it.
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- Not unless you're giving me a raise.
- I'm not.
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Okay, just checking.
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But I can tell you this.
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Wilmot has been known
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to give children like
Sheldon full scholarship.
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Take a look at that.
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- My goodness.
- No kidding.
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Yeah, just read up on it.
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Give it some thought.
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Hold on.
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This place is in Dallas,
that's three hours away.
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Well, yeah, but, uh,
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what they do in cases like yours,
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they look for a local family
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for him to live with.
And, George, Dallas?
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Dallas is certainly close enough
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that he can come home on the weekends.
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Look, we appreciate
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you going to bat for him, but he's just
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a wee little thing.
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We can't ship him off to Dallas.
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Shouldn't we talk about this first?
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What's there to talk about, George?
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This could be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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He's nine years old.
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Oh, come on, you can't
measure him in Earth years.
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You're saying he's an alien?
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Well, in George's defense,
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that idea has been tossed around...
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a little bit.
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That's a bad joke.
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Look, I understand
this is a big decision.
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If you change your mind, give me a call.
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I'd be more than happy
to set up an interview.
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- Uh, yeah. Thank you.
- You bet.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe you all are the aliens.
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I love my job.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Well, I don't understand
how you could turn this down.
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This place looks fantastic.
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It's 200 miles away, Mom.
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I know where Dallas is.
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I used to buy my marijuana there.
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Really?
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I said "used to".
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Then I got pregnant with this one
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and all the fun stopped.
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All I am saying is that
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this would be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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I know, you're right.
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Whoa, she's right?
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I said the same thing
in Petersen's office,
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you looked at me like I was an idiot.
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Yeah, that's the look.
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Maybe y'all are being a
little selfish about this.
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Selfish? We're thinking of him.
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Well, that's all well and good,
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but maybe you should be
thinking about the whole world.
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I mean,
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what if Einstein's
parents had held him back?
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We wouldn't even have the...
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Well, I was gonna say atomic bomb,
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but there's probably a better example.
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Here's a crazy idea:
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how about we ask Sheldon
what he thinks of all this?
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Go ahead, but he's not gonna want to go.
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This is his home, we're his family.
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Sheldon, can you come
in here for a minute?!
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Yes?
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- Have a seat. We want to talk to you.
- All right.
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So, today we found out
about a school in Dallas
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for really smart kids.
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When can I start?
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Hold on. Dallas is far away,
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so you'd have to live
with another family.
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Do they have a dog?
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Uh, we don't know.
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Well, can you make some calls?
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I guess, but wouldn't
you miss your mom and dad?
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Oh.
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Yes, I suppose I will.
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So, when are you calling about the dog?
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You know him so well.
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What's wrong with them?
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What are you talking about?
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They're so quiet.
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Are they on medication?
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No, they're just smart like you.
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I've been going to school in a zoo.
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Not sure about these uniforms.
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Kinda froufrou.
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Sheldon, I've been looking
over your transcripts
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and I must say, I am very impressed.
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Thank you.
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What's your doctorate in?
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Noncommutative Algebraic Topology.
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I like her.
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It's gonna be weird around
here without Sheldon.
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Don't you mean less weird?
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That's not nice.
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I wasn't trying for nice.
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You sure you're not jealous
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'cause your little brother's
moving up in the world?
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Hey, I got plans of my own.
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Do tell. Soon as I graduate
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high school, I'm gonna be
a professional male model.
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That is hilarious.
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What? I'm good-lookin'.
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No, that you think you'll
graduate high school.
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The model thing was funny, too.
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I must tell you,
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in all the years I've been
here, I have never seen
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such glowing letters of recommendation
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from a student's teachers.
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- Well, that's real nice to hear.
- Now, listen to this:
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"Putting aside his superior intellect,
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Sheldon is a delight
to have in the class.
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He's fun-loving,
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easy to get along with,
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and always ready to
help another student."
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That doesn't sound like me at all.
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Sure it does, sweetie.
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Dr. Douglas...
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Oh, no. Please call me Flora.
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Flora, I have to ask about
the living arrangements.
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That's our main concern.
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Well, I think I can
reassure you about that.
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My husband and I have
been hosting a student
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for the last several years
who recently graduated
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and is now at Princeton.
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So we have a guest room
available in our home.
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That's very generous of you.
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Does your husband work
at the school also?
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No, he's retired.
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He was an astrophysicist for NASA.
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Please tell me you don't have a dog.
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No. We're both allergic.
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I'm tingling.
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Meemaw?
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Meemaw.
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W-Wow.
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I know. I look great.
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I got you a little going away gift.
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Come on in.
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This necklace has been
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in our family for generations.
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It belonged to a Comanche warrior
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who gave it to your
great-great-great-great grandma.
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Why'd he give it to her?
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Well, according to family lore,
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she was, uh, a very
accommodating young lady
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and, uh, they hit it off.
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That's a bird feather.
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- Eagle feather.
- Doesn't matter.
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I don't like birds, birds are filthy.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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One featherless family heirloom
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for you to take with you and
keep you safe while you're away.
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You don't actually believe
this has magic powers, do you?
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Oh, for God's sake,
just say "thank you."
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Thank you.
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Mmm.
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There's a price tag on it.
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No, there's not.
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Hello!
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Anybody home?
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Hi.
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Mary.
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He's gonna come home every Friday night.
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I didn't think I'd
have to deal with this
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till he went to college.
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You should thank your lucky stars
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he's not in college now.
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I'm still not sure that this
is the right thing to do.
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Are you worried that he won't like it
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or are you worried that he will?
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You're not helping.
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That's not my job.
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I think of myself as a speaker of truth.
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If you're not gonna make
me feel better, go away.
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I'm sorry. You are stuck with me.
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As you can see,
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even as a small child,
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people cherished having me around
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and wept over my absence.
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And no one took my
impending departure harder
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than my best friend, Tam.
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So you leave tomorrow?
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Yes.
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Dallas.
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Yes.
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Cool.
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It was touching
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to watch Tam bravely fight back tears.
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Have you ever thought about
making the trains go clockwise?
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No.
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You should.
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Brave, brave Tam.
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You awake?
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Yes.
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Are you gonna miss me?
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I haven't given it any thought.
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Well, we're just lying here.
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Think about it.
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I am used to you.
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I'm used to you, too.
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It's not the same as liking you.
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No.
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To me, you're like string beans.
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No one asks for them,
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no one wonders about them.
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They're just there on the plate.
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But you eat them, right?
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Yes.
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You're gonna miss me.
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All right, let's say grace.
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Guess I get to hold hands with you now.
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Guess so.
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Maybe Sheldon's mittens
weren't such a bad idea.
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Thank you, God, for
this food we are about
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to receive and for the nourishment
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of our bodies. And bless
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the hands that prepared it.
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And, God, we ask that you
watch over our Sheldon...
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as he begins this wonderful new...
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as he begins
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this wonderful new chapter in his life.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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00:11:20,786 --> 00:11:22,384
Why you cryin'?
270
00:11:22,386 --> 00:11:23,952
Why you stupid?
271
00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:26,774
So how'd it go in Dallas today?
272
00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:27,851
Went fine.
273
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:28,857
Nice people.
274
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,126
Sheldon seemed very comfortable
with the whole thing.
275
00:11:31,996 --> 00:11:34,596
Welcome! How was the drive?
276
00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:38,400
Eh, a little traffic comin'
into the city but otherwise okay.
277
00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:41,336
Sheldon, I want you to
meet my husband, Elliot.
278
00:11:41,338 --> 00:11:44,340
Elliot, this is Sheldon.
279
00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:46,284
Well, it's nice to meet you, young man.
280
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,821
I've heard a lot about y.
281
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:50,198
George, that is not
at all how they were.
282
00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:51,953
- What are you talking about?
- There was
283
00:11:51,956 --> 00:11:54,094
definitely something
off about those people.
284
00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:55,485
Really?
285
00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:57,253
What'd I miss?
286
00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:59,250
Welcome!
287
00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:01,857
How was the drive?
288
00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:06,328
Eh, a little traffic comin'
into the city but otherwise okay.
289
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:07,730
Sheldon,
290
00:12:07,731 --> 00:12:11,868
I want you to meet my husband, Elliot.
291
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:15,238
Elliot, this is Sheldon.
292
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,140
Nice to meet you, young man.
293
00:12:18,143 --> 00:12:21,469
I've heard a lot about you.
294
00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:26,111
Oh, come on.
295
00:12:26,115 --> 00:12:28,414
You're making it out like they
were some kind of monsters.
296
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,515
Sheldon has his own room.
297
00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:31,633
There's books everywhere.
298
00:12:31,635 --> 00:12:33,923
Even has a big old
backyard he won't play in.
299
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:35,725
Aren't you forgetting somethin'?
300
00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:36,826
What?
301
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,727
The underground laboratory.
302
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,344
I think it's called
303
00:12:40,346 --> 00:12:41,998
a finished basement, honey.
304
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,533
I know what I saw.
305
00:12:43,534 --> 00:12:45,376
Mary, it's been a long day.
306
00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:46,946
Can we just have a quiet dinner?
307
00:12:46,948 --> 00:12:48,519
Sure.
308
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:52,875
"Nice people."
309
00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:55,445
Then why did we leave him there?
310
00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:58,769
Because we love him and
we want the best for him.
311
00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:08,851
This is tense.
312
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,192
Me and the kids
313
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:11,687
had a nice day.
314
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,395
Watched a lot of football.
315
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,937
You know, the Dolphins'
helmet has a dolphin on it.
316
00:13:15,941 --> 00:13:17,847
And that dolphin is
also wearing a helmet.
317
00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,750
But his helmet doesn't
have a dolphin on it...
318
00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,236
It has the letter "M."
319
00:13:22,894 --> 00:13:25,277
We talked about that for an hour.
320
00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,912
All right.
321
00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:30,713
Dig in.
322
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:33,316
Excuse me.
323
00:13:33,317 --> 00:13:35,149
Aren't we going to say grace?
324
00:13:35,152 --> 00:13:37,953
Uh, we don't do that in our house.
325
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:40,023
Oh.
326
00:13:40,024 --> 00:13:41,823
But you're welcome to do so.
327
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:44,312
That's all right. I
don't believe in God.
328
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,461
Well, then why would you say grace?
329
00:13:46,463 --> 00:13:48,798
Because it makes my mom happy.
330
00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:50,895
And why are you wearing mittens?
331
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:53,633
Well, I don't know where
your hands have been.
332
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,871
Okay.
333
00:13:55,874 --> 00:13:57,922
Maybe we should just eat.
334
00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:04,780
Do you like string beans?
335
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:07,683
No.
336
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:09,751
But I eat them.
337
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:24,437
Sheldon, can you hear me?
338
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:27,036
It's your twin sister, Missy.
339
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:28,976
Everything's all right here,
340
00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:31,432
but I think Mom misses you real bad.
341
00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:37,437
All right, I can't hear you,
342
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,914
so I'm gonna hang up now.
343
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,613
Good night.
344
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,488
I'm telling you, this
is a terrible idea.
345
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:48,118
- This is a terrible, terrible idea.
- He's gonna be fine.
346
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,254
- You'll see.
- I can't believe you're okay with this.
347
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,657
I'm not okay with this.
348
00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:53,562
I'm just trying to be strong for you!
349
00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:56,610
What? You thought him
leaving was a good idea.
350
00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:58,934
Oh, I only said that because
you thought it was a bad idea.
351
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:01,782
You know how it's always my
nature to go the other way.
352
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:02,842
Say "up."
353
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:04,044
Up.
354
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:05,413
Down.
355
00:15:06,811 --> 00:15:08,311
I'll see you in a bit.
356
00:15:08,312 --> 00:15:09,745
Where are you off to?
357
00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,179
I'm going to Dallas to get Sheldon.
358
00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:13,065
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
359
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,601
What about this being a
great opportunity for him?
360
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,052
Y'all want me to go or not?
361
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,721
- Yes! Go!
- Yes, and hurry up!
362
00:15:18,722 --> 00:15:20,355
Get a move on, Tubby.
363
00:15:20,357 --> 00:15:21,969
Where you going?
364
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:22,991
To get Sheldon.
365
00:15:22,994 --> 00:15:24,211
Do I get a vote in this?
366
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:25,327
No.
367
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,196
Dang.
368
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,586
Sleep didn't come easy that night,
369
00:15:29,588 --> 00:15:31,667
knowing that, at any moment,
370
00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:34,403
I could be decapitated.
371
00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:36,664
And as if that wasn't bad enough,
372
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,418
the bed in my room had a dust ruffle,
373
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,321
which, to my young mind, only meant
374
00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:43,649
one thing: there was dust.
375
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,415
But, eventually, I did drift off,
376
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,679
haunted by the memory,
377
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:52,008
the three of us
gathered around the piano
378
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:55,658
singing hippie folk music.
379
00:15:55,659 --> 00:16:00,015
♪ You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn ♪
380
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,172
Come on. Sing along now.
381
00:16:01,174 --> 00:16:02,961
♪ Come all without ♪
382
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,567
- Ha! ♪ Come all within ♪
- ♪ Come all within ♪
383
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:10,897
♪ You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn. ♪
384
00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:14,235
"You'll not see nothin'."
385
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:16,546
Shame on whoever wrote that.
386
00:16:33,349 --> 00:16:35,532
Dad?
387
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,332
Yeah?
388
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:39,568
I'm glad you came to get me.
389
00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:41,370
Me, too.
390
00:16:50,414 --> 00:16:51,647
No!
391
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,317
You got my message!
392
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,420
Hi-yah!
393
00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:11,989
No hugging! No hugging!
394
00:17:15,057 --> 00:17:17,852
I mean, why'd I bother
becoming a teacher?
395
00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:20,027
He knows what I'm gonna
say before I say it.
396
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:22,462
- Or I say it and look like a dumbbell.
- Mm-hmm.
397
00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:25,398
Ms. Ingram, can I offer a suggestion?
398
00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:26,800
What?
399
00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:29,519
- Never mind. You do it your way.
- No, no.
400
00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:31,873
You tell me. Tell me how I'm wrong.
401
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,938
You assumed an extra
axiom of Euclidean geometry
402
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:36,309
without stating it.
403
00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:38,880
Was he right?
404
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,347
Course he's right.
405
00:17:40,349 --> 00:17:43,167
He's always right.
406
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:44,484
Tell you what I do.
407
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:45,952
I send him on little errands.
408
00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:47,822
Like the other day, I told him,
409
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,892
"Go to the supply room
and get me a framastan."
410
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:52,635
What's a framastan?
411
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,005
No such thing. I made it up.
412
00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:59,047
He was gone the whole period!
413
00:17:59,049 --> 00:18:00,934
That's genius.
414
00:18:00,936 --> 00:18:02,230
I'm using that.
415
00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:04,739
Don't use framastan. That's mine.
416
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:07,974
What's going on here?
417
00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,778
You said he was going away.
418
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,046
Liar.
419
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,814
It's 11:00 in the morning, guys.
420
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:10,000
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420
00:00:11,305 --> 00:00:17,258
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