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I thought you didn't like
taking the Lord's name in vain?
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Oh, shut up.
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It's been a while, huh?
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Don't blame me.
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You're the one who had a heart attack.
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Mm, the doctor did say I
needed to get more exercise.
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I think he meant walks around the block.
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No, he winked at me,
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and did this little rotation
with his hips, like...
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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Hey, we got any plans this weekend?
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I thought maybe we could get
started on the vegetable garden,
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and then, of course, church on Sunday.
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Yeah, that does sound fun,
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but what if, instead, I
was to go up to Bethy Creek
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with Georgie and do some fishing?
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How long you been waiting
to spring that on me?
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Well, not till I was
done rotating my hips.
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You're awful.
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So what do you say?
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What about Sheldon?
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What about him?
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George.
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You can't always leave him out.
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I'm not leaving him out.
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You know how he is about fishing.
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Get it away, get it away!
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Calm down, it's an itty-bitty thing.
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No, I'm an itty-bitty thing!
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Who says you have to take him fishing?
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Find something else to do with him.
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Something he'd like.
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What are we gonna do? Spend the weekend
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sitting around, thinking?
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George.
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You have to make an effort.
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Young boys who don't spend
time with their daddies
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grow up to be oddballs.
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Honey, I hate to tell you, but
that ball is already pretty odd.
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Please.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll talk to him. We'll
think of something.
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Good.
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Thank you.
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What?
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I was just remembering
when I took him camping.
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Moth! Moth!
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Sheldon, it's just a butterfly.
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How is that any better?
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Butterfly, butterfly!
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Hey, pal.
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Playing with your rockets?
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I'm trying to calculate
ballistic coefficients.
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Well, that's fun, too.
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Listen, I don't have
to work this weekend,
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I was wondering if you wanted
to do something together.
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Like what?
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Whatever you want.
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Well, the filter on my air
purifier needs to be changed.
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How about a trip to Sears?
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Yeah, I was thinking along
the lines of something
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a little more active.
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Like last year,
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we went fishing...
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Mom! Dad's trying
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to make me go fishing!
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No, no, it's okay.
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We're not going fishing.
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All right, good.
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But seriously,
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was fishing really that bad?
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Mom! Dad's trying to convince me
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that fishing wasn't that bad!
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Shh. Come on!
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Forget I said anything about fishing.
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Just think about it,
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and we'll do whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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There is the launching of the
space shuttle this weekend.
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Space shuttle?
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Don't they do those out of Florida?
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Yes. Cape Canaveral.
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Sheldon, that's-that's
like a 12, 15 hour drive.
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I understand. Never mind.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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It'll be fun.
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The three Cooper boys
on a little adventure.
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Sound good?
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Sounds good.
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My plan was coming together.
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I just needed to get on the shuttle
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so I could finally escape
this ridiculous planet.
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Spoiler alert, I'm still here.
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So, Sheldon, me and Georgie
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are gonna take a little
road trip this weekend,
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see the shuttle launch.
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Looks like I don't get a vote in this.
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Oh, good, you're catching on.
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I wonder if we'll get
to meet an astronaut.
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I remember when I was a teenager,
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I had the biggest crush on John Glenn.
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I would've given it
up for him no problem.
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- Mom.
- Given what up?
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Her allowance. Just eat.
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So how long are you gonna be gone?
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Oh, we'll leave first
thing Saturday morning,
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stay the night in a motel,
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and see the launch bright
and early on Sunday.
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I can't believe we're going to see
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an actual working spacecraft.
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Look how happy he is.
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Good job.
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How come I don't get to go?
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'Cause you, me and Meemaw
are gonna have our own fun.
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Could we shoot guns at the gun range?
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Mm, you're too young
to go to the gun range.
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Meemaw took me.
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We pinky swore. What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't listen to me.
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I don't know what I'm saying.
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I know you like to just keep driving,
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and get where you're
going, but you can't ignore
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- his bathroom schedule.
- I know.
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He goes number one first
thing in the morning,
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then again in the afternoon,
once more in the late afternoon,
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say 4:00, 4:30, depending
on his juice intake,
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and then, a quick piddle before bedtime.
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- "Piddle." Got it.
- Now,
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number two's a little trickier.
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Mary? Relax.
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I can take care of my son.
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I know.
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Good.
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I'm just saying,
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if he's upset or nervous,
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he can get all clogged up.
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I won't let that happen.
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Thank you.
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Okay, let's talk about food.
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No need to.
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He likes his meat cooked
to at least 165 degrees,
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except for chicken, which is 180.
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The different foods can't
touch each other on the plate.
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Ketchup and mustard must
come out of a packet.
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No bottles.
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What about his issues with spaghetti?
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That's a trick question.
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He likes spaghetti.
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All right, I guess you got this.
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Georgie.
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Up and at 'em.
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Missy, where's your brother?
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Who cares?
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- Sheldon, you in there?
- Dad!
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Sorry, Georgie.
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What's going on?
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I can't find Sheldon.
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What do you mean, you can't find him?
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I mean I don't know where he is.
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Well, he's got to be somewhere.
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Maybe he got that time machine to work.
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Where the hell...
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George.
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I think he's ready to go.
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Wait, Georgie.
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- Where's your bag?
- Don't need one.
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Got my toothbrush right here.
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What about clothes?
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A change of underwear?
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Got it.
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Georgie, you're gonna
be gone for two days.
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I'll turn them inside out.
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- Shotgun!
- No, no.
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Let your brother sit
up front for a change.
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I actually prefer sitting in the back.
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It's safer.
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Oh, come on, sit up
front with your daddy.
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He doesn't get to spend
enough time with you.
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I called shotgun.
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George.
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We'll flip a coin.
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All right? Georgie, call it.
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Heads.
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Tails.
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Dang it. Sheldon, you won.
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You get to ride up front.
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Can't we do two out of three?
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You won. Get in the car.
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What's the point in calling shotgun?
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You're a good dad.
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If I don't kill one of them
before Sunday, I'm a good dad.
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Have fun.
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Love you guys.
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Bye! Drive safe!
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Oh, this was a good idea,
this was a good idea,
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this was a good idea.
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This was a good idea.
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Isn't this exciting?
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It's just us girls,
no boys in the house.
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The place already smells better.
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So what are we gonna do?
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How would you like
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to go to the beauty
salon and get all done up?
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Can I have orange
hair like Cyndi Lauper?
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I don't think so.
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Meemaw has friends with blue hair.
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She's right.
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I haven't gone there yet,
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but after a certain age, it's mandatory.
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Your hair's not changing color.
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- Aw.
- Sorry, kiddo.
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Your mom is no fun.
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Excuse me, I'm fun.
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So I can color my hair?
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Not a chance.
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But I'm very much fun.
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Whatever you need to believe.
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Mein Fuhrer.
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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Would you like to have a conversation?
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Yeah.
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Sure. Absolutely.
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All right, what would
you like to talk about?
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Um, well, let's see.
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Uh... have you given much
thought to what you want to be
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when you grow up?
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I have.
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Great.
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And what would that be?
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Oh. Most likely a scientist.
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Unless I stay in Texas, then
I'm thinking cattle baron.
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Cattle baron?
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Assuming I don't have to touch the cows.
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Goes without saying.
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Did you always want
to be a football coach?
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Well, I always wanted to play.
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At least till I got hurt.
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Mm.
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Were you a good player?
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Eh, not really.
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I was just bigger than the other kids.
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So you compensated for mediocrity
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by being large.
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I guess.
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That works for cattle as well.
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Oh, well, thanks for pointing that out.
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You're welcome.
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You might want to open a window.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh...
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My head is so hot.
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She is such a hoot.
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- You okay?
- Fine.
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Okay, don't tell me.
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So hot...
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I don't like you making me out
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to be the bad guy just 'cause I won't
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let my daughter do whatever she wants.
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I gave you a lot of freedom,
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you turned out okay.
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You didn't give me freedom.
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You were never around.
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Is that so?
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I guarantee I made supper
for Charlene and Edward
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more times than you ever did.
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I basically raised 'em.
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You think I was out dancing?
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I was out working two
jobs so your daddy could
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lose all our money on that
damn chain of Fotomats!
275
00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,520
It wasn't Daddy's fault that
those little things blew over
276
00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,160
every time there was a storm.
277
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,930
Hmm.
278
00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:54,300
Seriously, I'm melting.
279
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,230
Dead armadillo.
280
00:10:58,230 --> 00:10:59,500
That's three for me.
281
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,570
This is a terrible driving game.
282
00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,680
Is it roadkill if it's still twitchin'?
283
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:08,510
Huh, both alive and dead,
just like Schrodinger's cat.
284
00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:10,350
I didn't know he had a cat.
285
00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:11,910
You've heard of Schrodinger?
286
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,920
Sure. It's the kid from Charlie Brown
287
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,180
who plays the piano.
288
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:17,490
Lucy's got a crush on him.
289
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,590
Schrodinger's cat is
a thought experiment.
290
00:11:20,590 --> 00:11:23,230
A cat in a box is exposed to poison,
291
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,000
and is both alive and
dead until it is observed.
292
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000
So the cat's name is Schrodinger?
293
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,160
No.
294
00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,630
Well, what's its name?
295
00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,300
Its name doesn't matter.
296
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,840
It does if the cat was dead.
297
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,970
Otherwise, what are you
gonna put on his tombstone?
298
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:38,310
Not likely the cat's
getting a tombstone.
299
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:40,010
It would in a pet cemetery.
300
00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,640
Fine, the cat's name is Mittens.
301
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,450
Because he has little white feet?
302
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,810
Sure.
303
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,880
So, in this thought experiment,
304
00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:51,450
do you think Mittens is dead or alive?
305
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:54,410
There's no way of saying
until you open the box.
306
00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:56,360
Oh, come on.
307
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,700
Optimistically, I would
choose to believe he's alive.
308
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,600
Yes!
309
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,810
Oh, thank goodness.
310
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,510
Oh, dead crow.
311
00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,280
There ain't no doubt about that one.
312
00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,970
The toilet was sanitized
for my protection.
313
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,460
I love this place.
314
00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:16,100
Dad, can we go to Reptile World?
315
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,600
- No.
- They a got snake
316
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,640
so big it can eat a whole chicken.
317
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,840
Oh, well, in that case, no.
318
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,740
- Aw.
- Let's get some sleep.
319
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,830
We got to get up early if we're
gonna get to Cape Canaveral
320
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,140
in time for liftoff.
321
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,110
I'm so excited, I don't know if I can.
322
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:31,320
Well, buddy, you're gonna
have to try, all right?
323
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,750
You two share that
bed, I'll take this one.
324
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,320
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
325
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,800
Come on, fellas, I'm the biggest.
326
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,300
It makes sense that
I get a bed to myself.
327
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,580
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
328
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,130
We'll flip for it. Georgie, call it.
329
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:49,730
Heads.
330
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,240
Not your day.
331
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,500
Dang it.
332
00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:56,340
- That looked like heads.
- Go brush your teeth.
333
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,410
This really works?
334
00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:06,320
Your hair will look
just as pretty tomorrow.
335
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,550
Now, come on, let's tuck you in.
336
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,760
I'm glad I don't have orange hair.
337
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,220
Me, too, baby.
338
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,030
I want to be more like Madonna.
339
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,680
Are you trying to kill me?
340
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,150
'Cause if you are, good job.
341
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,950
Why is she only like a virgin?
342
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,540
Good night!
343
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,480
You ready to finish our conversation?
344
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,840
There's nothing to finish.
345
00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:34,840
I raised myself like a jungle child.
346
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:35,870
End of story.
347
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,320
Oh, stop being so dramatic.
348
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,550
You think I didn't feel bad
349
00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:42,150
not being around more
than I wanted to be?
350
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,520
Did you?
351
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,610
A little bit.
352
00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,760
I'm teasing, come on. Of course I did.
353
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,730
Why else would I have
begged you and George
354
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,830
to move back to Medford?
355
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,600
So you could be with your grandchildren.
356
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,530
And you.
357
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:56,400
- Really?
- Yeah.
358
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,570
You're the only one of my
children still talking to me.
359
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,840
No surprise there.
360
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,870
Besides, you raised yourself
better than I ever could.
361
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,940
You actually believe that?
362
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:08,240
No, but it would help
my cause if you did.
363
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,590
Your hair looks pretty.
364
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:19,940
Enough.
365
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:33,660
Dad?
366
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,440
Dad?
367
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,610
Dad.
368
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:39,740
What?
369
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,480
Georgie keeps kicking me.
370
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,980
Kick him back.
371
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,810
I'd rather not touch him.
372
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,490
You want to sleep with me?
373
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,940
Yes, thank you.
374
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,840
Yeah.
375
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,760
Got enough room?
376
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,500
Yes.
377
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:09,140
You throw off a lot of heat.
378
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,400
Sorry.
379
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,480
That's all right. It's kind of nice.
380
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,530
Do they launch those
shuttles in the rain?
381
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,100
I think a light rain's okay.
382
00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,470
Oh, no.
383
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,140
It'll pass.
384
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,850
Just get some sleep.
385
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,790
It didn't pass.
386
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,900
Sheldon, I'm real sorry.
387
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:01,660
Can I tell you a secret?
388
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,130
I never understood how lightning works.
389
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,730
Didn't they teach you
that in high school?
390
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:07,930
They probably did,
391
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:12,240
but I got hit in the head
a lot playing football.
392
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,410
Would you explain it to me?
393
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:17,780
Well, when positive and negative
charges grow large enough,
394
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,080
a giant spark occurs in the cloud.
395
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,750
Ah, that-that's pretty cool.
What causes the thunder?
396
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:28,120
It's a shock wave from particles
heated to 10,000 degrees.
397
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,350
Interesting.
398
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,580
You want to know what's
really interesting?
399
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,820
Aristotle thought that
the sound of thunder
400
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:35,990
was due to a collision
between two clouds.
401
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,160
He believed the clouds
were expelling air,
402
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,100
in the way a log on a fire crackles...
403
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,000
I didn't realize until years later
404
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,500
that my father was only asking questions
405
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:48,610
about lightning and
thunder to cheer me up.
406
00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:51,110
In fact, he would
often pretend to be dumb
407
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,840
just to make me feel better.
408
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,490
Looks like rain.
409
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,580
My brother, on the other hand,
410
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,220
didn't have to pretend.
411
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:05,230
Okay, on the count of
three, we run to the car.
412
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,970
- Ready? One, two...
- Wait.
413
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:09,440
I want shotgun going back.
414
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,440
Fine, you get shotgun. Okay, here we go.
415
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,550
- One, two...
- I still think
416
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,450
we should wait till the rain slows down.
417
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,050
No, we got to get home.
418
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,050
I got work tomorrow,
you guys got school.
419
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,670
You do realize I'll get wet?
420
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,220
It's just water, Sheldon.
421
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,920
All right. Just making sure you realize.
422
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:28,130
All right, here we go. Ready?
423
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,960
One, two, three.
424
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,840
Buddy, I thought we had a plan.
425
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,450
You had a plan.
426
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,670
I never did get to
see a launch in person,
427
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:14,770
but that was the best trip I ever had.
428
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:23,240
I wish I had told my
father while he was alive.
429
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:27,620
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00:18:28,305 --> 00:18:34,884
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