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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,029 --> 00:00:07,029 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,602 --> 00:00:10,921 What'd you do, nephew? 3 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,383 Mickey, l didn't do it. 4 00:00:12,407 --> 00:00:14,407 They think I stole Miss Crandall's Golden Apple. 5 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,272 But I didn't. No one believes me. 6 00:00:16,296 --> 00:00:17,541 It's unfair! 7 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:19,870 Oh! Are you kidding me, Gibbons? 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,795 This guy rather be a stripper 'cause I refuse to believe 9 00:00:21,864 --> 00:00:23,664 you called the cops on a seven-year-old. 10 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,032 He's not a stripper... 11 00:00:25,303 --> 00:00:26,800 It's a separate matter. 12 00:00:26,836 --> 00:00:28,102 Is that a real gun? 13 00:00:28,170 --> 00:00:29,603 It better be or I'm in trouble. 14 00:00:29,672 --> 00:00:31,138 Cool. Can I play with it? 15 00:00:31,207 --> 00:00:33,340 No, you may not, but if it's okay with your mom, 16 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:35,506 I'll let you turn the lights on in my cruiser. 17 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,111 Can I, Mickey? 18 00:00:37,179 --> 00:00:39,480 Sure, if you don't mind getting bacon grease on your fingers. 19 00:00:39,548 --> 00:00:40,787 - I don't mind. - Okay. 20 00:00:41,484 --> 00:00:42,977 Come on. Hurry up. 21 00:00:45,806 --> 00:00:47,087 Thank you for coming. 22 00:00:48,066 --> 00:00:50,113 - The reason we called you... - Oh, yeah. 23 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:51,847 Ben, Ben brought me up to speed. 24 00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:53,682 You're having a full-blown meltdown over missing fruit. 25 00:00:53,682 --> 00:00:56,349 - Well, not exactly. - Let me save you the trouble. 26 00:00:56,418 --> 00:00:58,318 - He didn't do it. - Unfortunately, 27 00:00:58,386 --> 00:01:01,121 one of Ben's classmates claims that she saw him take it. 28 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:03,356 Even if he did take it, who cares? 29 00:01:03,425 --> 00:01:04,712 Miss Crandall cares. 30 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,994 The Golden Apple is a teaching award 31 00:01:08,063 --> 00:01:09,662 given annually to the... 32 00:01:09,974 --> 00:01:11,232 Very mature. 33 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:14,467 Look, Gibbons, I got a Granny Smith 34 00:01:14,536 --> 00:01:17,036 rolling around in the back of my car; she can have that. 35 00:01:17,072 --> 00:01:18,712 Ms. Molng, I... 36 00:01:19,374 --> 00:01:22,208 I have a thousand other students at this school, 37 00:01:22,277 --> 00:01:24,844 one of whom was just arrested 38 00:01:24,913 --> 00:01:27,180 with a backpack full of illegal contraband. 39 00:01:27,215 --> 00:01:29,983 And yet, here we sit discussing inedible apples. 40 00:01:30,051 --> 00:01:32,418 The point being, ever since you showed up, 41 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,219 far too much of my bandwidth 42 00:01:34,289 --> 00:01:35,889 has been taken up with your family. 43 00:01:35,957 --> 00:01:37,323 Oh, I see. 44 00:01:37,392 --> 00:01:38,712 This was never about Ben, was it? 45 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,993 This is about you and me. 46 00:01:40,061 --> 00:01:41,713 - This is about you. - And me. 47 00:01:41,714 --> 00:01:44,681 Look, either get your house in order, 48 00:01:44,717 --> 00:01:46,650 or perhaps the Pembertons 49 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:48,735 should continue their education elsewhere. 50 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,854 Consider it a warning. 51 00:01:51,768 --> 00:01:53,189 Warning considered. 52 00:01:56,061 --> 00:01:58,929 Oh. 53 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 54 00:02:13,946 --> 00:02:15,379 Hi, Mickey. 55 00:02:16,378 --> 00:02:17,792 Got something for you. 56 00:02:18,117 --> 00:02:19,249 Pop that in your mouth. 57 00:02:19,284 --> 00:02:21,051 We'll be back in a couple hours to turn you over. 58 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,030 - I'm sorry? - You should be. 59 00:02:27,961 --> 00:02:30,495 Your principal's a real knob, you know that? 60 00:02:32,489 --> 00:02:34,322 Hey. Pay attention to me. 61 00:02:34,391 --> 00:02:35,824 His school's crawling with cops 62 00:02:35,892 --> 00:02:38,174 and he's having a panic attack over missing produce. 63 00:02:38,278 --> 00:02:39,494 Cops? What cops? 64 00:02:39,563 --> 00:02:41,830 Some kid got caught with a bag of dope or something. 65 00:02:41,898 --> 00:02:43,493 They nabbed McCormick. Boo-yah! 66 00:02:43,518 --> 00:02:45,132 Suck on that, you frickin' pusher. 67 00:02:45,202 --> 00:02:46,301 Why are you so excited? 68 00:02:46,369 --> 00:02:48,770 - 'Cause I ratted him out. - You what? 69 00:02:48,839 --> 00:02:51,170 He was throwing a rager for the formal after-party. 70 00:02:51,273 --> 00:02:53,775 He had Molly, booze, fireworks, the whole shebang. 71 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:55,310 So you ruined the party? 72 00:02:55,378 --> 00:02:57,378 - Uh-huh. - God, you are such a coward. 73 00:02:57,447 --> 00:02:59,781 Eh, doesn't bother me, but with McCormick out of the way, 74 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,216 that crown is as good as mine. 75 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:02,684 - What crown? - Formal prince, you know. 76 00:03:02,753 --> 00:03:04,519 It's like prom king, but for junior high. 77 00:03:04,588 --> 00:03:06,988 I've been picking off all the other nominees one by one. 78 00:03:07,023 --> 00:03:08,790 I put eye drops in Aaron Sustata's milk, 79 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:10,692 so he'd crap himself during assembly. 80 00:03:10,761 --> 00:03:13,194 And then I started a rumor that Tim Deegan 81 00:03:13,263 --> 00:03:15,892 had his ribs removed so he could swallow himself. 82 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,066 You know, Madison Prescott, she's obviously 83 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:20,254 - a shoo-in for princess. - Obviously. 84 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:22,194 And once that crown is mine, 85 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,205 she'll be trapped with me all night. 86 00:03:24,274 --> 00:03:25,974 - Don't say trapped. - Call it what you want. 87 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,349 Point is, she won't be able to escape. 88 00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:43,525 Oh, my God. 89 00:03:55,639 --> 00:03:56,938 Do you ever knock?! 90 00:03:59,309 --> 00:04:01,276 Oh, Sabrina. 91 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:03,344 What are you doing? 92 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:04,779 Get out of my room. 93 00:04:04,848 --> 00:04:06,181 Is this about that dance? 94 00:04:06,249 --> 00:04:07,515 I thought you were better than that. 95 00:04:07,584 --> 00:04:09,050 - Get out. - No. 96 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:10,518 Look, if you want to learn how to dance, 97 00:04:10,587 --> 00:04:12,720 I-I think I have someone who can teach you. 98 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:14,422 - Really? - Yeah. 99 00:04:15,108 --> 00:04:16,764 - Jimmy. - Oh, screw you. 100 00:04:16,764 --> 00:04:18,926 His mom was a choreographer for the Ice Capades. 101 00:04:18,995 --> 00:04:20,895 - Yeah, right. I don't believe you. - All right. 102 00:04:20,964 --> 00:04:22,030 Believe whatever you want. 103 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:23,107 I'm gonna go. 104 00:04:24,668 --> 00:04:26,601 Just real quick, before I do, 105 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,461 can you please do that again? 106 00:04:28,461 --> 00:04:29,802 - Get out! - Oh! 107 00:04:31,331 --> 00:04:33,264 Many of the GIs passed the time away 108 00:04:33,299 --> 00:04:35,906 from the battlefield smoking opium 109 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:37,573 and visiting local prostitutes. 110 00:04:37,863 --> 00:04:39,730 I hope you put a bag on it, you dirty old man. 111 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:41,596 Mickey. 112 00:04:41,665 --> 00:04:44,066 We got a problem. I was doing Ben's laundry... 113 00:04:44,134 --> 00:04:45,701 Well, hold on a second. You still do laundry? 114 00:04:45,769 --> 00:04:46,871 Look at this. 115 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:53,503 - I can't believe Ben lied to me. - Mm, believe it. 116 00:04:53,528 --> 00:04:55,706 - He's never lied to me before. - That you know of. 117 00:04:55,731 --> 00:04:57,872 - I mean, why would he do that? - 'Cause he doesn't respect you. 118 00:04:57,942 --> 00:04:59,475 There's got to be some explanation. 119 00:04:59,544 --> 00:05:01,644 Mm. There is. He thinks you're an idiot. 120 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:02,760 Stop that. 121 00:05:03,114 --> 00:05:04,747 He-He probably just got scared. 122 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,048 Right? That's what kids do. 123 00:05:06,117 --> 00:05:07,650 They think all grown-ups are narcs. 124 00:05:07,719 --> 00:05:09,618 Whoa. I ain't no narc. 125 00:05:09,687 --> 00:05:10,953 We just got to do that 126 00:05:11,022 --> 00:05:12,788 proverbial bump of cocaine with him. 127 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,222 What, you got coke? 128 00:05:14,998 --> 00:05:16,391 No. Proverbial coke. 129 00:05:16,461 --> 00:05:17,827 Well, what does that mean, like primo? 130 00:05:17,862 --> 00:05:19,195 Primo? What? 131 00:05:19,263 --> 00:05:20,329 Y-You're confusing me. 132 00:05:20,398 --> 00:05:21,497 I'm getting all crossed up. 133 00:05:21,566 --> 00:05:22,732 Just follow my lead. 134 00:05:26,439 --> 00:05:27,602 Hey. 135 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,304 You busy? 136 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:35,469 What can I do for you, Sabrina? 137 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:38,065 Mickey said that you're some sort 138 00:05:38,135 --> 00:05:39,715 of dance expert or something? 139 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,414 Ah, she did, did she? 140 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:43,478 That's nice of her. 141 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:46,586 Anyway, there's this dumb school dance and I was just 142 00:05:47,074 --> 00:05:48,707 wondering if maybe you could, 143 00:05:49,441 --> 00:05:51,398 like, teach me or something. 144 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,794 First, tell me why. 145 00:05:53,794 --> 00:05:54,993 I just told you why. 146 00:05:55,062 --> 00:05:56,562 I need to learn how to dance. 147 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:58,430 Let's talk facts. 148 00:05:58,499 --> 00:06:00,666 You're Sabrina Pemberton, 149 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:03,602 arguably the coolest girl in Lockwood history. 150 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:05,270 You going to this dance flies 151 00:06:05,339 --> 00:06:07,339 in the face of everything you stand for. 152 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,761 So I'll ask you one more time, Sabrina... 153 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,435 why? 154 00:06:14,012 --> 00:06:15,117 Fine. 155 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,435 Do you have any idea what it's like to be me? 156 00:06:18,436 --> 00:06:21,103 To be beautiful and smart and popular? 157 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:22,737 Well, as a matter of fact... 158 00:06:22,806 --> 00:06:23,806 You do not. 159 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,273 People take one look at me 160 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:27,075 and they think they know exactly who I am. 161 00:06:27,144 --> 00:06:28,476 Well, screw that. 162 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:31,009 I want to do something that nobody sees coming. 163 00:06:31,278 --> 00:06:33,312 So I am going to that dance. 164 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,313 And I'm taking the power back. 165 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:50,294 What the hell is this? 166 00:06:50,364 --> 00:06:51,496 10:00 a.m. tomorrow, 167 00:06:51,565 --> 00:06:52,831 and not a minute late. 168 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:57,936 Patience, my sweet Madison. 169 00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,536 - Soon we'll be togeth... - Heads up! 170 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:01,628 Ow! 171 00:07:02,341 --> 00:07:03,740 Uh, crud, did I get ya? 172 00:07:03,809 --> 00:07:05,308 Yeah, you did, Farble. 173 00:07:05,377 --> 00:07:06,710 Where's your frickin' spatial awareness? 174 00:07:06,778 --> 00:07:08,445 Dude, I called "heads up." 175 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,046 What were you gawking at, anyway? 176 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:11,478 Nothing. I was just... 177 00:07:12,946 --> 00:07:14,158 What the hell is going on over there? 178 00:07:14,186 --> 00:07:15,452 You didn't hear? Elliott Saputo 179 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,720 broke his neck wakeboarding. 180 00:07:16,788 --> 00:07:18,388 He may never walk again. 181 00:07:18,457 --> 00:07:19,623 Dang. 182 00:07:19,691 --> 00:07:21,380 That's a frickin' tragedy. 183 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:23,393 Everyone's rallying to get him elected formal prince. 184 00:07:23,462 --> 00:07:26,162 You know, give him the sympathy vote, lift his spirits. 185 00:07:26,231 --> 00:07:27,899 No, no, no, no, they can't do that. 186 00:07:27,924 --> 00:07:29,257 Nominations closed a week ago. 187 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:31,101 He can't even frickin' dance. 188 00:07:31,169 --> 00:07:32,602 Actually, my dad's an Army medic, 189 00:07:32,671 --> 00:07:34,604 so he sees this kind of stuff all the time... 190 00:07:34,673 --> 00:07:36,606 Yes, I know, Farble. I was at assembly 191 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:38,174 when he FaceTimed the school from Iraq. 192 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:39,776 Then, as you know, 193 00:07:39,845 --> 00:07:41,988 the mental obstacle is the toughest one to overcome. 194 00:07:42,013 --> 00:07:44,347 A positive support system can go a long way. 195 00:07:45,246 --> 00:07:46,949 Yeah? How's this for support? 196 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,526 Oh, my God! Help! 197 00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:58,295 - Somebody help him! - Chip. 198 00:07:59,491 --> 00:08:00,509 Hello? 199 00:08:03,924 --> 00:08:05,140 Farble, I'm gonna... 200 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:06,912 I got to... 201 00:08:09,174 --> 00:08:10,874 Hey, Bento Box! 202 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:13,176 We got a surprise for you. 203 00:08:13,211 --> 00:08:14,477 Whoa. Is that for me? 204 00:08:14,546 --> 00:08:15,612 Oh, you bet. 205 00:08:15,681 --> 00:08:17,280 Looks proverbial, doesn't it? 206 00:08:17,316 --> 00:08:18,515 Okay. 207 00:08:18,824 --> 00:08:20,983 Here, go ahead. Dig in. 208 00:08:21,356 --> 00:08:22,818 - Cool. - Yeah. It is cool. 209 00:08:22,888 --> 00:08:24,321 And speaking of cool, 210 00:08:24,389 --> 00:08:25,855 you know you can trust us, right? 211 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:27,557 Yeah. Hey, we got your back, no matter what. 212 00:08:27,626 --> 00:08:30,560 Yeah. So, are you sure you don't know what happened 213 00:08:30,629 --> 00:08:32,114 to your teacher's apple? 214 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:34,030 Haven't seen it. 215 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:35,632 You don't think maybe you could've taken it? 216 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,482 Even if it was just by accident? 217 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,098 No. Mm. 218 00:08:40,372 --> 00:08:41,735 Okay. Okay. 219 00:08:42,778 --> 00:08:45,709 You swear to God you do not know where it is? 220 00:08:45,744 --> 00:08:48,211 I swear to God I don't know where it is. 221 00:08:48,512 --> 00:08:51,480 Ben, swear on my life you didn't take that apple. 222 00:08:51,516 --> 00:08:54,187 I swear on your life I did not take that apple. 223 00:09:03,616 --> 00:09:05,185 Screw this. 224 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,172 Going somewhere? 225 00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:15,259 You've been in there this whole time? 226 00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:16,822 I wanted to see how committed you were. 227 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,755 Jimmy, you just wasted half the day. 228 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:21,458 Then I guess we better stop bitching and start dancing. 229 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:29,132 What is this place? 230 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:30,901 Let's set some ground rules. 231 00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:32,803 First, you don't tell anybody about this place 232 00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:34,771 - or what goes on here. - I have no idea 233 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:36,139 - what goes on here. - Good. 234 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,341 - Let's keep it that way. Rule two... - Jimmy, 235 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,043 I don't care about your rules, okay? 236 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:42,012 I just want you to teach me a couple of moves 237 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,780 so I don't look like a total ass. 238 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,849 That's not how it works, okay? 239 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,185 We need to bring your soul to the surface. 240 00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:50,420 Because somewhere deep inside you, 241 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:53,359 there's a glowing ember, and we... 242 00:09:53,725 --> 00:09:55,992 are gonna blow on it 243 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:58,895 till it explodes into a brushfire. 244 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,032 This was a waste of time. I'm out of here. 245 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,003 Oh, there she goes, clomping away on her two left feet. 246 00:10:05,784 --> 00:10:07,205 What the hell did you just say to me? 247 00:10:07,272 --> 00:10:09,139 Nothing. Just that your mother would be proud 248 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,474 that you're carrying on the tradition 249 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:13,126 of talentless Pemberton broads with no rhythm. 250 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,816 Now, what do you say we quit screwing around and get to work? 251 00:10:20,156 --> 00:10:22,152 Get your fat ass off the floor 252 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,553 and show me first position. 253 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,727 We gotta move, now! 254 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:39,396 - What's going on? - What's going on is 255 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:40,864 that the cops are on their way to arrest you 256 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,232 for stealing Crandall's apple. 257 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:43,301 But I didn't steal it. 258 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:44,968 I already told you that. I swear. 259 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,136 Oh, yeah? Then what's this? 260 00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:48,772 Yeah, the jig is up. You are going to jail. 261 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,440 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. 262 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,742 Ben! Ben! Focus! Okay, focus! Listen to me, right here! 263 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:55,745 You have exactly ten seconds to grab everything you care about. 264 00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:56,980 But that's not enough time. 265 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,249 Eight seconds! 266 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:01,384 - Where are we going? - Mexico. How's your Spanish? 267 00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:02,719 - Not great. - Well, you'll pick it up. 268 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:03,720 Right, Alba? 269 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:04,721 Yeah, no... 270 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:10,393 Please don't make me go. 271 00:12:10,462 --> 00:12:13,096 I don't want to be Mexican. 272 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:17,165 I'm sorry I took the apple. I won't lie anymore. 273 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,300 Okay. Okay, buddy. 274 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,908 Come on. It's okay. 275 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,111 Hey, we were just messing with you. 276 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,801 So, what do you think? Did you learn your lesson? 277 00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:30,981 Yes. I took the apple. I admit it. 278 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,283 And every night I tell you I brush my teeth, 279 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,986 but I don't... I just wet the toothbrush and stand there. 280 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,755 And last night at dinner, when it smelled, 281 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,056 and you asked who farted, 282 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,624 it was me... I made a fart. 283 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,427 I make lots of farts. I'm so sorry. 284 00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:45,126 Is that it? 285 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,239 What the hell, Ben? 286 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,607 Where'd you get all this stuff? 287 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,809 I took it from the policeman's car. 288 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,014 Oh, God. 289 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,249 I'm sorry. I'll give it back. 290 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,517 No, no. 291 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,352 If anyone asks you about this, you lie. 292 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,554 - But you said not... - I said lie! 293 00:13:13,428 --> 00:13:14,738 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 294 00:13:14,763 --> 00:13:15,824 You know what we're gonna do? 295 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:17,455 We're just gonna stay calm. 296 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,814 Right? And let's just hold still. 297 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,583 Okay? What did I just say?! 298 00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:22,850 Back up! Back up! 299 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,206 Back your asses up! You, too, Ben. 300 00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:26,447 Give me some space while I think. All right? 301 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,957 I-Is this thing loaded? 302 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,625 - Oh! Ooh, ooh. - Ooh... 303 00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:32,293 - Okay, that's fine, - Oh. 304 00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:35,491 because the bullets and the gun together, 305 00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:36,857 very dangerous. 306 00:13:36,925 --> 00:13:39,893 But bullets and guns separate, very safe. 307 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,725 Right? We're safe. And Alba's going to 308 00:13:41,794 --> 00:13:43,953 throw 'em in the trash. 309 00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:45,979 Guys, I'm proud of us. We stayed calm. 310 00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:47,556 And because nobody panicked, 311 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,305 we are all safe. 312 00:13:49,731 --> 00:13:51,226 I'm shot. 313 00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:52,737 Oh, I shot myself. 314 00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:54,863 It got me. 315 00:13:54,932 --> 00:13:57,065 Make a note... there's always one in the chamber. 316 00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:58,767 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 317 00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,369 No, no, no, no, no. No, put that down. 318 00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:01,870 I'll just tie it off for a few days 319 00:14:01,939 --> 00:14:03,625 till we can find the right vet. 320 00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:05,474 An-And look-look on the bright side, 321 00:14:05,509 --> 00:14:07,209 now we know it's not loaded. 322 00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:08,577 - What the frick was that? - Oh! 323 00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:10,041 Act normal. Act normal. 324 00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:16,084 Hey... 325 00:14:16,153 --> 00:14:17,619 - Chip, everybody. - Yeah. 326 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:18,587 Hey, what was that noise? Sounded like 327 00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:19,859 a gunshot or something. 328 00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:21,190 No... 329 00:14:21,258 --> 00:14:23,192 Definitely no noise down here whatsoever. No. 330 00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:25,594 What's, uh... 331 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,138 what's going on with Ben? 332 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,453 You know, I-I bet him five bucks 333 00:14:29,522 --> 00:14:31,655 he couldn't keep his face like that for an hour. 334 00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,549 Well, good luck with that. 335 00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:35,482 - Anyways, I'm off to the formal. - Oh. 336 00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,584 Gonna put the final nail in Saputo's coffin. 337 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,300 Dude thinks he can wheel away with my girl? 338 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,621 Think again. 339 00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,122 What a dumb kid for thinking that. 340 00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:44,591 Yeah. I'm gonna plant a bunch of fake ballots on him 341 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,159 so it looks like he tried to hijack the crown. 342 00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:47,594 Oh, clever. Clever. 343 00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:48,795 Hey, don't wait up. 344 00:14:48,864 --> 00:14:50,130 Probably gonna crash at Madison's. 345 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,732 Yeah, definitely gonna happen. Okay. 346 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,224 Hey. 347 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,737 - Is it bad? - Oh, wow. 348 00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:58,505 - It's... - How bad is it? 349 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:00,807 What? 350 00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,981 Thank you. Very helpful. 351 00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:05,612 I'll do it myself. 352 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,394 All right. 353 00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,304 We got to dispose of the evidence. 354 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:18,565 - What's this? - _ 355 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,494 No, no. No. No, no, no. 356 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:23,270 That's the wrong bag. Where's the bag, Ben? 357 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,172 Uh, I think Chip took it. 358 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,273 Why didn't you stop him?! 359 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,441 I don't know. 360 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,243 It all happened so fast. 361 00:15:29,312 --> 00:15:30,678 All right, we got to get the bag. Come on. 362 00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:32,079 - I'm gonna need you to work the pedals. - All right. 363 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:38,686 All right, let's go. Come on. 364 00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:40,087 Hey. You're gonna be sore, 365 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,928 so I want you to rub this all over your... 366 00:15:43,504 --> 00:15:46,305 Well, all right. I'll just leave... 367 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,365 Oh. 368 00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:52,568 Ooh. "Hottest amateur action in the tristate area 369 00:15:52,637 --> 00:15:54,637 on the first Friday of every month." 370 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,739 Don't mind if I do. 371 00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:02,073 Oh, no. 372 00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:06,214 Ha frickin' ha. 373 00:16:06,284 --> 00:16:07,516 Laugh it up, Saputo. 374 00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:09,151 Your luck's about to run out. 375 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,220 Chip. Chip. Thank God. 376 00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:12,722 What the hell are you doing here? 377 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,390 - You look like you're about to die. - I need that bag. 378 00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:15,758 No way. Get the hell out of here. 379 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:18,160 Chip, I'm not feeling very well, all right? 380 00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:19,869 So give me the bag before I embarrass you 381 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,063 in front of your whole school. 382 00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:23,088 Please, you embarrass yourself. 383 00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:26,235 Let go. 384 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,472 You let go. No! 385 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,907 Let go. 386 00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:37,413 I got it! 387 00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:39,281 No. Ben, no. 388 00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:42,985 Ms. Molng, was I not clear in our meeting? 389 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,087 No, you were. You were clear. 390 00:16:45,156 --> 00:16:46,624 I just... I... 391 00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:49,010 I forgot to take Chip's picture. 392 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,097 Why are you on the floor? Wh-Whose bag is this? 393 00:16:51,122 --> 00:16:52,361 You know, I think it's Elliot Saputo's. 394 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:53,590 You should check inside. 395 00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:55,292 No! No, no, no, no, no, no. 396 00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:56,698 No, no, don't check inside. 397 00:16:56,894 --> 00:16:57,999 Excuse me? 398 00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:00,503 You don't want to see what's inside the bag. Trust me. 399 00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:02,004 I don't trust you. 400 00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:03,339 - It's my bag. - No, it's not. 401 00:17:03,408 --> 00:17:05,040 - Shut up, Ben. - Yes, it is. 402 00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,042 I took something, Mr. Gibbons. 403 00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:08,921 Something bad. 404 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:10,679 Something that didn't belong to me. 405 00:17:10,748 --> 00:17:12,028 What are you talking about, Ben? 406 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,652 - I'll show you. - No. 407 00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:15,368 Ben, don't. 408 00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:21,791 I know I said I didn't take it, but I fibbed. 409 00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:24,893 I fibbed to you, and I fibbed to Mickey. 410 00:17:26,439 --> 00:17:29,307 I'm a naughty little bad boy that deserves to be punished. 411 00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:30,542 All right, everyone. 412 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,900 It's about that time. 413 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,401 In a minute we're gonna announce 414 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:35,285 this year's Lockwood royal court. 415 00:17:35,435 --> 00:17:38,108 Obviously, I'm very disappointed, Ben, 416 00:17:38,134 --> 00:17:40,318 but I give you a lot of credit for owning up to it. 417 00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:42,368 We'll discuss this more on Monday. 418 00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:43,755 - Ms. Molng? - Hmm? 419 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,300 Go home. 420 00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:47,058 Yep. 421 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,645 I don't understand. Where's... 422 00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:50,874 It's still in the bag. 423 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,331 Oh, you are good. 424 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,999 No. No, you're not good. 425 00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:57,735 Do you understand how hard I worked just to get here 426 00:17:57,804 --> 00:18:00,806 and lose at the buzzer to a kid with wheels for legs? 427 00:18:00,853 --> 00:18:04,281 Without further adieu, I'd like to introduce you 428 00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:06,552 To the Prince of Lockwood: 429 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,318 Chip Pemberton! 430 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,337 What? 431 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,264 I won. 432 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,996 Oh, my God, I won. 433 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,059 I am the prince. 434 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:26,637 Son of a bitch pulled it off. 435 00:18:27,225 --> 00:18:28,824 Let's go home, buddy. 436 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,210 And now, your princess. 437 00:18:33,642 --> 00:18:36,183 We're so proud of the sacrifice her father makes 438 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,332 for our country. 439 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,217 Give it up for Emily Farble! 440 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,294 Yeah. 441 00:18:48,449 --> 00:18:50,638 I snagged the sympathy vote, right on. 442 00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:57,630 I just want you to know that I really admire 443 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,863 - what you're doing. - Thanks, Bert. 444 00:18:59,926 --> 00:19:00,926 Don't mention it. 445 00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:03,980 And, as a feminist myself, 446 00:19:04,281 --> 00:19:05,296 I think it's great. 447 00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:06,597 Especially in these times. 448 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:07,831 Me Too, baby. 449 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,292 Me Too. Time's up. 450 00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,301 Totally. 451 00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:11,869 No, I'm serious. Time's up. 452 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,304 This girl can't dance to two songs in a row. 453 00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:14,605 What, is she out of her mind? 454 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,607 Hey, that's enough now! What are we doing?! 455 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:18,709 Show your appreciation by... 456 00:19:18,744 --> 00:19:20,578 These new girls don't listen. That was terrible. 457 00:19:20,646 --> 00:19:22,112 I'm embarrassed for you. I'll see you at home. 458 00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:23,814 - Sabrina! - Oh. 459 00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:25,649 - What the hell are you doing here? - Don't do this. 460 00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:27,318 Excuse me, you're not the boss of her. Okay? 461 00:19:27,386 --> 00:19:28,852 I'm her brother's father, 462 00:19:28,921 --> 00:19:30,120 and you, my friend... 463 00:19:34,594 --> 00:19:36,039 How could you lie to me like that? 464 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:38,195 Beat it, Jimmy. This has nothing to do with you. 465 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,664 And what was all the crap about defying expectation? 466 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,722 I'm still doing that, I'm just doing it here. 467 00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:44,111 Sabrina, I'm not gonna pretend to know 468 00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:45,736 what's going on in your head, okay? 469 00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:47,506 Maybe you're scared, or maybe you're angry, 470 00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:48,839 maybe you hate your mom 471 00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:50,507 and you're doing this because she never could. 472 00:19:50,576 --> 00:19:52,710 I don't know, all right? But what I do know 473 00:19:52,778 --> 00:19:54,044 is that if hit that stage, 474 00:19:54,113 --> 00:19:55,879 you will regret it for the rest of your life. 475 00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:57,346 I am begging you, 476 00:19:57,776 --> 00:20:00,877 as your friend, don't do this. 477 00:20:01,087 --> 00:20:02,987 All right, folks, let's keep the party going. 478 00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:04,521 First prize tonight 479 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:07,409 is walking out of here with $2,500. 480 00:20:08,928 --> 00:20:11,328 Amazing! Incredible! 481 00:20:12,999 --> 00:20:14,995 What can I say? I had a great teacher. 482 00:20:15,263 --> 00:20:17,600 - Your cut. - Why, thank you. 483 00:20:18,323 --> 00:20:20,556 God, I am so proud of you. I mean, I didn't watch, 484 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,059 - but the crowd was going nuts. - Yeah. 485 00:20:23,128 --> 00:20:25,828 And you know, obviously, we cannot tell Mickey any of this. 486 00:20:25,897 --> 00:20:27,763 Oh, I would never tell Mickey anything. 487 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:29,866 - Should we get some ice cream? - Yeah, I would love to. 488 00:20:36,941 --> 00:20:38,441 Well, no ice cream. 489 00:20:39,144 --> 00:20:41,166 - Breakfast! - Thanks, Alba. 490 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,472 How are you feeling? 491 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,031 Pretty good. 492 00:20:45,031 --> 00:20:46,764 The vet said if I was a dog, I probably would've died, 493 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,265 but I'm not, so I didn't. 494 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:49,932 I'm confused. 495 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,768 Is lying good or bad? 496 00:20:51,803 --> 00:20:53,269 It's complicated. You know, the truth is, 497 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,837 lying is just sort of a part of life, 498 00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:56,572 but important thing for us to remember 499 00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:58,074 is that we don't lie to each other. 500 00:20:58,143 --> 00:21:00,343 - Okay. - Well, well, well. 501 00:21:00,412 --> 00:21:01,377 Good morning, your highness. 502 00:21:01,446 --> 00:21:02,445 How was the rest of your night? 503 00:21:02,514 --> 00:21:03,885 Frickin' amazing. 504 00:21:04,282 --> 00:21:06,983 Madison and I just hooked up all night, 505 00:21:07,052 --> 00:21:08,217 like I predicted. 506 00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:10,720 - Right. - Uh-huh. 507 00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:13,289 Hey. Speaking of last night, where were you? 508 00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,291 - I didn't see you at the dance. - You know, it's like... 509 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,260 it's like you said. The dance was beneath me. 510 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:18,408 Why were you at the dance? 511 00:21:18,885 --> 00:21:21,330 Uh, I forgot to take Chip... Hey. 512 00:21:21,399 --> 00:21:22,565 Good morning, Jimmy. 513 00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,227 How you doing? 514 00:21:24,228 --> 00:21:26,337 - What? - You got in pretty late last night. 515 00:21:26,337 --> 00:21:28,098 Yeah. You know, I went to the... 516 00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:31,574 you know, like, all the... 517 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:33,309 What'd you do? 518 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:35,235 I-I... 519 00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:40,913 Golden Apple? 520 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,297 I'm sorry, I stole it back. 521 00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:45,703 Listen, I'll tell you what. 522 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,629 Next time you want to steal something, 523 00:21:47,698 --> 00:21:49,581 you come to me, and I'll steal it for you, okay? 524 00:21:49,771 --> 00:21:50,797 Deal. 525 00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:57,660 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 37109

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