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Stop laughing at him.
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Who's got the lava flow?
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Yeah. Come to mama.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on a second.
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- Are you serious?
- What?
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- What?
- Where are your manners? You don't even ask?
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Well, of course I don't ask.
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Well, don't you think you should?
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Lava flows don't grow on trees.
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Okay, you guys are off
spending thousands of dollars
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on your own private villas.
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Meanwhile, I'm crammed into one
hotel room with Jimmy and Alba.
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And I can't even order myself a drink?
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After everything I've done for you?
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You burned our house down.
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Ben burned the house down.
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Well, you gave me the lighter.
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Yeah, and that'll be the
last thing I ever give you.
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Mickey, it was one thing
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when you were squatting in our mansion,
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but now you're costing us money.
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All right, all right.
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I'll tell you what.
You can have the drink,
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but you have to lick it
from a saucer like a cat.
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Nice.
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I'm not gonna be drinking like a cat.
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Oh, then you're not
gonna be drinking at all.
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This is ridiculous.
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You guys have been feeding
Alba drinks for weeks.
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Well, yeah, that's 'cause it annoys you
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and that's funny to us.
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- Right.
- It's not funny.
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It's not funny at all. She
has a problem. Look at her.
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You think this is a game?!
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You think I am joking?!
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Fix it, mango brain. Go!
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What are you looking at?
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- Alba's scaring me.
- Yeah, no kidding.
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Try sleeping with her. She's the devil.
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Now give me my drink.
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No!
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Fine. How about I leave
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and you guys can find
yourself a new guardian?
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Please. Where are you gonna go?
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This place is amazing.
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Yeah, come on, Mickey.
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Are you really gonna leave all this?
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The food, the service.
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God, even the people are better looking.
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Have you seen those women at the bar?
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The escorts? Uh-huh.
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- Wait, seriously?
- Oh, yeah.
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They're insanely overpriced.
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So I've heard.
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That's so frickin'
awesome. Excuse me, sir.
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Can you take this drink to the ladies
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at the bar? Tell them
to keep up the good work.
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I-I don't work here.
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I'm Barry Kotler.
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Your money manager.
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- Oh, yeah. Right.
- Oh, that's where he's from.
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I-I've tried calling you several times.
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Uh, well, we've kind of
been off the grid, so...
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Well, not according to
your bank statements.
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Your spending is out of control.
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Well, you pay for quality.
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- Am I right?
- Yeah.
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I don't think you're hearing me.
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It's my responsibility to make sure
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that this money lasts a lifetime,
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so, I'm freezing your accounts
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- until we can come up with a strategy.
- No, no.
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- You will do no such thing.
- Absolutely not.
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I like it. I like this. Nice one.
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No, I've already got you another hotel.
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I'm sure it will be more than adequate.
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No frickin' way.
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- This isn't real. Is this real?
- I don't like it here.
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Yeah. Yeah, this isn't
quite as funny on its feet.
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Okay, you know, I'm gonna jump in here.
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Barry, I'm afraid we're
gonna have to let you go.
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Okay, I'm not sure who you
are, but I don't work for you.
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Well, you work for me and I say
hit the frickin' bricks, dog.
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I work for your parents.
You can take it up with them.
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- Screw that!
- Yeah, screw them.
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- Yeah, let's trash the place!
- Whoa!
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Hey!
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- What the... come on.
- Oh, okay, listen.
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Barry, Barry, I'm gonna
ask you to leave now.
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It's for your own safety. Okay?
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Your spending is out...
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There's no room service. There's no spa!
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The only frickin' amenity
is a fricking Bible!
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All right, all right.
Everyone calm down.
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I got this under control.
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Well, that's easy for you to say.
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- You're used to being poor.
- Yeah.
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And I'd rather die than go back.
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Yeah? I got one for you.
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We head back to the Fairbanks.
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I swan dive into the shallow end.
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What's that gonna do?
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Well, in a perfect world,
it's gonna snap my neck,
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and then we get free rooms
for the rest of our lives.
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Jimmy, can you stop
talking? I have a plan.
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Can we just get rid of this guy already?
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It's insane that he's lasted this long.
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Oh, you're just gonna thr...
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Fine!
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I hope you burn in hell.
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All right, so, what's the plan?
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Hold on, hold on, everybody
just hold your horses, all right?
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I got a few demands.
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For starters, I want my own villa.
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Fine, just get on with it.
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Oh, I'm not done.
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I also want per diem.
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I'm thinking a thousand dollars a day
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and I want you to respect me.
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Yeah, that's kind of
something you got to earn.
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Fine. Give me your ring
and I'll take that watch.
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You, too, Ben. Empty those pockets.
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- No way.
- Yeah, right.
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Oh, yeah? Okay.
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- Uh, good luck. Ugh.
- Wait, no, no, no.
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- All right.
- Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey.
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- Yeah?
- All right.
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Oh-oh, what is it? What is that?
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- Geez.
- All right. Yeah.
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- It's very expensive, so...
- Come on, come on.
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Ooh. Interesting. Okay. Here we go.
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I'll take it.
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Let's get down to it.
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Boom.
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I don't get it.
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It's Barry's phone.
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- I swiped it.
- So?
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Everything you need
to know about a person
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is in their phone... their
secrets, their weaknesses.
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For example... oh. What's this?
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His family?
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Oh, you see family?
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I see leverage.
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Come on, let's roll.
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Alba, look after...
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Boys, keep an eye on Alba.
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Not it.
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Demons walk amongst us.
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They have possessed our
brothers and sisters.
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We must tie them down and say,
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"In the name of the
Lord, I cast you out!"
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It's all in here, people.
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This book saves lives.
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And for a small donation...
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My brother's a pretty big guy.
He plays on the varsity team.
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Yo, Chip, what's up, man?
I hear you're staying at
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- the Courtship Inn.
- Wait, the hotel by the recycling plant?
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What? No, I'm not.
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Oh. You weren't there this morning?
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Uh, no. Why would I be there
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when-when I'm already at the Fairbanks?
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Wh-Where I have my own
suite, my own minibar,
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and a big-ass flat-screen TV
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that I can order porn
on whenever I want.
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Nice.
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Yeah, dude.
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I'm watching porn, like, all day.
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I'm watching so much porn,
it'll probably give me
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unrealistic expectations
about women and relationships.
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Where'd you even come up
with a story like that?
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My mom works there.
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- That sucks.
- Whatever, dude.
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I just thought we could carpool, but...
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Ah, nah, bro. No can do.
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I'm straight chillin' at the Fairbanks.
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You should tell your
mom to get a job there.
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It's pretty tight.
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Yeah, right.
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The Courtship.
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It's a funny image, though,
'cause it's so far-fetched.
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- Hi.
- Benny, what-what is this?
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I'm curing you of your wickedness.
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What? No.
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Benito, untie me now.
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- That's the devil talking.
- No.
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No, this is me talking,
your best friend, Alba.
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Oh, oh, oh, Ben, Benny,
there's a bottle in my purse.
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Go get it, go get it.
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Good boy. Okay.
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Yeah, that's it. Uh-huh.
Now bring it, bring it here.
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No, no, no!
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Damn you!
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Don't worry. This won't take long.
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What? No. What-what are you doing?
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"In the beginning...
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- No! No!
- ...God created the heavens and the earth."
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What up, fam? It's your boy, Chip,
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coming at you live from the Fairbanks,
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AKA Chip City, AKA my
frickin' house, AK...
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Hey, big news. I got pubes.
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Stop.
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You get our money back yet?
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Well, the wheels are in motion.
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We're actually here to find an escort
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to fall in love with Barry
so we can blackmail his ass.
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This is your plan?
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Relax. We're working on it.
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Yo. What's cooking?
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The hell did you come from?
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I never left.
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You don't have a room.
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Yeah. I got a method.
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I call it "The Jimmy Technique."
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I thought The Jimmy Technique
was getting bloodstains
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out of pants without washing them.
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Yeah, there's more than
one Jimmy Technique.
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- Fascinating.
- Yeah.
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Excuse us. We're gonna go bag a date.
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I don't understand. You've
just been staying here
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since we left?
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Oh, I've been thriving
here since you left.
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Think I could do that, too?
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First admit that you need me.
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Never gonna happen.
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Fine. I'll do it anyway.
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- Let's get you a robe.
- Why?
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Because no one ever
questions a man in a robe.
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And also, you don't give them time to,
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because you should always be moving.
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Let's roll.
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Are you sure she's an escort?
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She's so elegant.
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Yeah, beautiful women
like that don't need to sit
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and drink alone at hotel bars
in the middle of the afternoon.
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I guess that's a good point.
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- All right, go talk to her.
- That's not how it works.
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There's a protocol
to this kind of thing.
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What are you doing?
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I'm reaching out with my eyes.
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I... what are you trying to communicate?
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Sex. Sex for money.
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Well, you look like
you're having a stroke.
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- Okay?
- I don't...
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- I think she... she's coming.
- Oh...
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Look at that.
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Hi, I'm Aimee.
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Hi, Aimee, I'm Mickey.
And this is Sabrina.
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Hi. You're so pretty.
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Aw, thanks.
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So, we're sort of new
to this kind of thing.
253
00:08:37,366 --> 00:08:39,566
You're gonna have to walk
us through how it goes.
254
00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,268
Well, I charge $600 an hour,
255
00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:44,071
but you guys seem sweet, so
let's just call it a grand
256
00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:45,439
- for both of you.
- Ooh!
257
00:08:46,809 --> 00:08:49,209
Oh, man. I-I mean, I wish.
258
00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:51,512
- "Both of..."
- But...
259
00:08:51,547 --> 00:08:53,280
- It's just a misunderstanding.
- It's not for us.
260
00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,515
But yeah, it's not for us.
261
00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:55,782
It's for our friend Barry.
262
00:08:55,818 --> 00:08:58,017
I got a picture of
him right here for you.
263
00:08:59,555 --> 00:09:02,856
- One little thing: he is married.
- It's okay.
264
00:09:02,892 --> 00:09:05,092
That's good. Now, we need
you to slip him a bone
265
00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:06,607
without him knowing that we paid you.
266
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,095
- So here's what I'm thinking...
- You know,
267
00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:09,563
I don't think I can help you guys.
268
00:09:09,598 --> 00:09:11,031
What do you mean?
269
00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:13,600
- He's gay, right?
- What?
270
00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,603
He's got Poundr on his phone.
271
00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,804
What the hell's "Poundr"?
272
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,606
It's a gay hookup app.
273
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,376
Oh. It most certainly is.
274
00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:23,977
- Hmm.
- Okay.
275
00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:25,579
What the hell was I
thinking, listening to you?
276
00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:27,214
- Give me that ring back.
- Hey! Stop it.
277
00:09:27,249 --> 00:09:28,649
What are you talking
about? That was great.
278
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,083
Mickey, he's gay.
279
00:09:30,119 --> 00:09:31,552
Yeah, and married.
280
00:09:31,587 --> 00:09:32,920
What a beautiful gift.
281
00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:34,421
What more leverage do you want?
282
00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:38,258
Okay, I-I thought you
would've caught on by now,
283
00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:40,230
but I don't know, maybe
I'm dumber than you are.
284
00:09:40,254 --> 00:09:41,562
What-what is that?
285
00:09:41,597 --> 00:09:44,125
What? Idiot.
286
00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:49,451
Okay.
287
00:09:49,483 --> 00:09:51,393
Oh. Hey, what the hell, man?
288
00:09:51,428 --> 00:09:53,342
Always be wet. The wetter the better.
289
00:09:53,365 --> 00:09:54,828
It projects an air of busyness.
290
00:09:54,842 --> 00:09:57,099
Like you're in a rush
and you can't be bothered.
291
00:09:57,134 --> 00:09:58,801
Let's go.
292
00:09:58,836 --> 00:10:00,235
All right.
293
00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:01,603
What if I'm hungry?
294
00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:03,172
Yeah. Well.
295
00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:06,408
There's always the found-food option.
296
00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:07,976
It's a bit amateur hour.
297
00:10:08,012 --> 00:10:09,845
What you want to do is hit the buffets,
298
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,480
corporate events, stuff like that.
299
00:10:11,515 --> 00:10:13,682
Yesterday, there was an
insurance brokers convention.
300
00:10:13,717 --> 00:10:15,184
Had a pasta bar.
301
00:10:15,219 --> 00:10:17,119
I'd put it up against any spot in Italy.
302
00:10:17,154 --> 00:10:18,921
You've been to Italy?
303
00:10:18,956 --> 00:10:22,157
I don't have to go to
Italy to know this was good.
304
00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:23,959
Well, don't they ask your room number?
305
00:10:23,994 --> 00:10:26,762
Yeah. And, you know,
but you just make it up.
306
00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:27,963
You really got this figured out.
307
00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:29,198
Oh, damn right.
308
00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:30,999
I got this place wired like Eloise.
309
00:10:31,035 --> 00:10:33,972
How do you know Eloise?
310
00:10:34,011 --> 00:10:36,205
I know a lot of things.
311
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,706
This way.
312
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,285
Afternoon. May I please see a room key?
313
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,645
Oh, God, I... you know, I
must've left it in my pants.
314
00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:45,813
But, uh, we're 1242.
315
00:10:45,829 --> 00:10:48,483
Excellent. Enjoy.
316
00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:49,718
- You look great.
- Thank you.
317
00:10:51,222 --> 00:10:53,555
This is a bad idea, Mickey.
318
00:10:53,591 --> 00:10:55,591
What are you talking about?
It's the exact same plan.
319
00:10:55,593 --> 00:10:57,326
It is not at all the same.
320
00:10:57,361 --> 00:10:59,161
Because he's gay?
321
00:10:59,196 --> 00:11:01,163
- Don't do that.
- No, not because he's gay,
322
00:11:01,198 --> 00:11:02,998
because we were just
at a five-star hotel,
323
00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:04,366
and now we're in a crack alley.
324
00:11:04,401 --> 00:11:07,369
Where are all the fancy male escorts?
325
00:11:07,404 --> 00:11:08,737
Oh, they don't exist.
326
00:11:08,772 --> 00:11:11,473
No, the, uh, pool for
male prostitutes is,
327
00:11:11,508 --> 00:11:13,175
i-it's more like a puddle.
328
00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,843
What's the protocol here?
329
00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:16,186
There isn't one.
330
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,317
It's like ordering
peanuts at a ballgame.
331
00:11:20,006 --> 00:11:23,051
No, not you. This guy...
Handsome one, with the arms.
332
00:11:23,087 --> 00:11:25,954
Think she wants you, man. Get it.
333
00:11:31,346 --> 00:11:32,652
You ladies lost?
334
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:33,918
Nope.
335
00:11:33,957 --> 00:11:36,331
No, we are, uh, in the exact right spot.
336
00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:37,933
You sure?
337
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:39,735
I mean, I'm not a drug dealer.
338
00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:42,337
I mean, I have drugs to sell
you, but that's not what I do.
339
00:11:42,373 --> 00:11:45,574
Uh, no, we are in fact looking
for the company of a man.
340
00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:47,276
Oh, my bad. We just don't get a lot
341
00:11:47,311 --> 00:11:48,577
of pretty ladies around here.
342
00:11:48,612 --> 00:11:49,945
Guess it's my lucky day.
343
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,914
Uh-huh, well, it is and it isn't.
344
00:11:51,949 --> 00:11:53,749
It's for a friend. He's a dude.
345
00:11:53,784 --> 00:11:55,421
Oh. No problem. I'll make it work.
346
00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:58,726
- Aren't you gay?
- Mm, I'm a survivor, sweetheart.
347
00:11:58,773 --> 00:12:00,455
That's what I'm talking
about. Did you hear that?
348
00:12:00,457 --> 00:12:01,757
He is a survivor.
349
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,125
You could learn a lot from this guy.
350
00:12:03,127 --> 00:12:04,626
Yeah. He's a real inspiration.
351
00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:06,094
You are hired.
352
00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,930
Rock and roll. Let me
just go get my backpack.
353
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:10,032
Yeah, get that backpack.
354
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,831
Come on, Barry's never
gonna go for this junkie.
355
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,135
Of course he will.
356
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,470
We just got to slap a
fresh coat of paint on him.
357
00:12:29,788 --> 00:12:32,154
"...king of Judah returned..."
358
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,055
Yep.
359
00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:10,158
You know who it is.
360
00:13:10,194 --> 00:13:11,460
Another day in paradise.
361
00:13:11,495 --> 00:13:12,661
Sun shining.
362
00:13:12,696 --> 00:13:14,429
Chicken tendies on point.
363
00:13:14,465 --> 00:13:15,998
Peep my sauce game: barbeque,
364
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:18,800
honey muzz, some kind of
dope ranch or blue cheese...
365
00:13:18,836 --> 00:13:21,203
I'm not really sure, but we're
gonna get to the bottom of it.
366
00:13:21,205 --> 00:13:22,371
Peace.
367
00:13:22,406 --> 00:13:24,172
Cut.
368
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:25,317
This is beautiful.
369
00:13:25,365 --> 00:13:26,764
I'm shooting you from a low angle.
370
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,621
It'll really capture
your power in the frame.
371
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,156
Chips and Dip!
372
00:13:30,182 --> 00:13:31,581
What up, guys?
373
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,197
Who are those guys?
374
00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:34,783
I invited a couple friends over.
375
00:13:34,818 --> 00:13:36,218
Are you nuts?
376
00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:38,186
- You're gonna blow this thing.
- What?
377
00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:40,416
Chill out. We got this place on lock.
378
00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:42,080
That's because we keep it simple, okay?
379
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:43,258
We do a little here and a little there.
380
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:45,027
Get some water in your hair,
381
00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:46,294
for Pete's sake.
382
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:47,662
Chill out, man.
383
00:13:47,698 --> 00:13:48,830
Chill out.
384
00:13:48,866 --> 00:13:50,565
Listen, nobody's gonna notice.
385
00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:52,367
You are flying too close to the sun.
386
00:13:52,403 --> 00:13:54,469
Okay? And old Jimbo
ain't going out like that.
387
00:13:54,505 --> 00:13:57,172
Listen, if you can't handle the
heat, get out of the kitchen.
388
00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:01,043
Big mistake.
389
00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:02,864
You're not gonna last a day without me.
390
00:14:02,903 --> 00:14:05,020
I'm like Eloise up in this bitch.
391
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,762
Maybe if you'd bothered to read Eloise,
392
00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:08,617
you'd realize she's pretty damn lonely.
393
00:14:10,095 --> 00:14:12,353
She's just a little girl...
394
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,380
abandoned in a hotel in New York City.
395
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:21,396
What up, guys? Let's
get you into some robes.
396
00:14:21,432 --> 00:14:24,319
"And in the grace of
our Lord, Jesus Christ,
397
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,902
to be with you all. Amen."
398
00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:29,071
So, how do you feel?
399
00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:32,116
Very good... thank you.
Now please untie me.
400
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:34,843
- So, you're all better now?
- Yep, fully cured. Let's go.
401
00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:36,745
Okay.
402
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,246
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
403
00:14:38,282 --> 00:14:40,248
Oh. Yes! Oh.
404
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:42,751
- Ooh, ooh.
- Got it?
405
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,186
Oh. Where's my sock?
406
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:48,390
You know,
407
00:14:48,425 --> 00:14:50,606
- I got to admit, he looks pretty great. Yeah.
- He looks good.
408
00:14:50,608 --> 00:14:53,397
Can I just say thank you? I look great.
409
00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:56,240
I feel healthy, I'm drinking water.
410
00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:58,266
I mean, this might not be
significant to you guys,
411
00:14:58,302 --> 00:14:59,853
but I can't even remember the last time
412
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,937
- I had a bottle of...
- That is so good to hear.
413
00:15:01,939 --> 00:15:03,907
It makes me feel good, but we
are in a bit of a time crunch,
414
00:15:03,909 --> 00:15:05,524
- so I'm gonna hang onto this guy.
- Mickey!
415
00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:06,885
- Huh? Hmm?
- What the hell's wrong with you?
416
00:15:06,887 --> 00:15:08,211
What? He can have
water. You can have water
417
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,579
when you're done with the job.
418
00:15:09,614 --> 00:15:10,774
She's right. A deal's a deal.
419
00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:12,115
- Right?
- All right. Okay, fine.
420
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,317
- You know what you're doing, right?
- I think so.
421
00:15:14,353 --> 00:15:15,986
All right, any minute,
Barry's gonna leave for work.
422
00:15:15,988 --> 00:15:17,921
You're gonna follow him,
he'll pull to a stop.
423
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:19,984
Rear-end him... Just
a little tap, okay?
424
00:15:19,991 --> 00:15:21,958
- Your classic meet-cute.
- Yep. You guys will exchange
425
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,427
information, then
eventually, bodily fluids.
426
00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:26,196
And if he still doesn't want
to turn the money back on,
427
00:15:26,198 --> 00:15:27,903
we tell his wife he's banging dudes.
428
00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,766
- Mm-hmm.
- This is a great plan.
429
00:15:29,801 --> 00:15:31,835
Aah! He's early.
430
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,870
- Go get 'em.
- Wish me luck.
431
00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:41,778
All right.
432
00:15:41,813 --> 00:15:43,517
Is this man aware of speed limits?
433
00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:45,692
It seems fast. I'm not sure
that thing's even gonna...
434
00:15:46,585 --> 00:15:47,951
- Whoa!
- Oh!
435
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:49,519
And there goes the money.
436
00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:53,556
- Ah, yeah, he didn't like that.
- What the hell, man?!
437
00:15:53,592 --> 00:15:55,959
Didn't you see I was
stopped? Come on, I mean...
438
00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:57,360
Oh, wow. Hey. Oh, you're bleeding.
439
00:15:57,396 --> 00:15:58,895
- Ho. Ho. Ho. I got you. I got you.
- Oh.
440
00:15:58,897 --> 00:16:00,697
- He's mostly staying conscious.
- You okay?
441
00:16:00,699 --> 00:16:02,832
- But they... they did meet.
- Uh.
442
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,467
Wow.
443
00:16:04,503 --> 00:16:07,370
You're... beautiful.
444
00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:09,806
Uh...
445
00:16:09,841 --> 00:16:11,374
Hmm.
446
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:13,143
Holy crap. I think it's working.
447
00:16:13,178 --> 00:16:15,078
Of course it's working.
It's a great plan.
448
00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:18,748
No. You're dead. Stop.
Just get him, get him.
449
00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:20,885
- You get... get him.
- Excuse me.
450
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:24,521
- Can I help you gentlemen with something?
- Nah, we're good.
451
00:16:24,556 --> 00:16:27,190
You don't mind if I
see a room key, do you?
452
00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:28,710
Yeah...
453
00:16:28,749 --> 00:16:30,741
Must've left it in my pants.
454
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:33,730
Oh, no problem. What's the
name on the reservation?
455
00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:35,932
I'd rather not say.
456
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,400
And why is that?
457
00:16:39,438 --> 00:16:42,005
I don't feel comfortable
giving my name out to strangers.
458
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,507
All right, look, fellas,
459
00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:47,752
if you're not guests of the
hotel, you have to leave.
460
00:16:47,783 --> 00:16:50,180
Hey! Hey!
461
00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:51,714
What the hell's going on?
462
00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:53,716
Sir, you're soaking wet.
463
00:16:53,752 --> 00:16:55,919
Oh, well, thanks for
the update, Katie Couric.
464
00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:58,750
I was about to dry off when
I saw you manhandling my boy.
465
00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:01,421
And you're lucky I didn't
bust my ass walking around
466
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:05,061
- on that marble.
- I just asked if he was a guest at the hotel.
467
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,963
Oh, did you not see
the robe, you jackass?
468
00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:09,299
Quit trying to be a hero, Kurt.
469
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:12,357
I apologize. That's my mistake.
470
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:14,104
What can I do to make it right?
471
00:17:14,139 --> 00:17:16,906
Well, look who decided
to show up to work.
472
00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:19,709
You can start by
getting me a towel. Now!
473
00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:22,579
Right away. I'm very sorry.
474
00:17:22,614 --> 00:17:24,380
I'm sorry about that, boys.
475
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,915
World's full of idiots.
476
00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:27,650
I think it's time you head home,
477
00:17:27,686 --> 00:17:29,659
but you can come back any time, okay?
478
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,290
Listen, Jimmy, I...
479
00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:37,460
Hey. It's all right.
480
00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:38,761
Me, too.
481
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,983
Yeah?
482
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:50,425
- Mmm! Kumamotos on point tonight.
- Yeah...
483
00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:52,518
Hey, have another one. Have 'em all.
484
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:53,974
- It's your day.
- That's right.
485
00:17:53,995 --> 00:17:55,900
- Ah.
- No, you know what? Actually, excuse me?
486
00:17:55,935 --> 00:17:58,302
Can we have a lava flow
for the lady, please?
487
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,338
- Sabrina, thank you.
- You deserve it.
488
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,393
- Mm.
- And I hate to admit it, but you have earned
489
00:18:02,408 --> 00:18:05,346
the teeniest, littlest
bit of my respect.
490
00:18:05,378 --> 00:18:07,678
Look, I am just glad we
are out of the Courtship.
491
00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:09,313
- Am I right?
- Oh, yeah.
492
00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:10,848
I also did not love it there.
493
00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:12,283
- To the Fairbanks.
- Yes!
494
00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:14,652
Fairbanks!
495
00:18:14,687 --> 00:18:16,120
- Ooh, it's Barry!
- Barry!
496
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:17,688
No, no, no, no.
497
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:20,191
What... what are you still doing here?
498
00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:22,260
Well, Barr, we live here.
You know what I mean?
499
00:18:22,295 --> 00:18:24,328
No. We've been over this.
500
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,696
You cannot afford...
501
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:27,498
- Is that caviar?
- Yeah.
502
00:18:27,534 --> 00:18:29,128
Little guy's really taken to it.
503
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,668
I'm eating fish eggs.
504
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,370
No, no, no, not anymore you're not.
505
00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:34,539
Come on, come on, let's go. Fun's over.
506
00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:36,140
No, no, no, no, no,
no. No to you, Barry.
507
00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:37,809
Here's how it's gonna go down.
508
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,873
We're gonna finish eating
our meal, and you're welcome
509
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,913
to join us if you want, but
as soon as we're finished,
510
00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:44,215
little Ben here is gonna hand
the waiter his credit card.
511
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,151
And if I so much as
hear the word "declined"
512
00:18:47,187 --> 00:18:49,520
come out of his mouth, so help me God,
513
00:18:49,556 --> 00:18:51,155
your pretty little wife
514
00:18:51,191 --> 00:18:54,792
is gonna get a
not-so-pretty little package.
515
00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:56,482
- Oh!
- Oh!
516
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,163
- Oh, poor Barry.
- Where did you get these?
517
00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:02,233
We live on the 47th floor of
the Fairbanks Hotel, Barry.
518
00:19:02,268 --> 00:19:04,202
We see everything.
519
00:19:04,237 --> 00:19:06,337
- I don't have a wife.
- Oh, yeah?
520
00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:09,574
Then who, may I ask,
is this lovely lady?
521
00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:11,742
- Where did you get my phone?
- I asked you first.
522
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,201
That is my sister and her kids.
523
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,313
I've been living with them
524
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:17,281
since their father was
killed in Afghanistan.
525
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:23,154
Mmm...
526
00:19:23,189 --> 00:19:24,755
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
527
00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:27,492
Uh-huh.
528
00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:29,894
Well.
529
00:19:29,929 --> 00:19:34,332
If you will all excuse me for a moment,
530
00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:37,802
I am, uh, going to
visit the ladies room.
531
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,509
Guys, I've been working for
your family for a long time,
532
00:19:44,544 --> 00:19:46,611
and I hope I'm not
overstepping my bounds
533
00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:50,016
when I say your aunt is bad news.
534
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,782
Whoa!
535
00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:52,750
- Oh!
- Mickey!
536
00:19:52,785 --> 00:19:54,352
- Oh!
- Oh!
537
00:20:11,738 --> 00:20:14,539
Okay, it's a little charred, I see that.
538
00:20:14,574 --> 00:20:17,019
But it's still a mansion, right?
539
00:20:21,114 --> 00:20:22,914
How was I supposed to know
540
00:20:22,949 --> 00:20:24,615
there were gonna be cameras everywhere?
541
00:20:24,651 --> 00:20:26,551
It was a stupid plan to begin with.
542
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:29,153
I almost broke my neck for you people.
543
00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:32,056
Yeah, until your fat frickin'
fingers got in the way.
544
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:34,725
Ugh.
545
00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:38,362
Oh...
546
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:42,667
- I'm going to bed.
- Me, too.
547
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:45,469
Come on, Benny. Let's
go brush your teeth.
548
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:49,173
- I miss the Courtship.
- Let's go.
549
00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:55,592
What do you say we
call it a night, Mick?
550
00:20:58,184 --> 00:20:59,984
Go ahead. I'll be up in a minute.
551
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:18,694
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00:21:19,305 --> 00:21:25,751
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