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♪ Swing music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Daydreaming ♪
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♪ And night scheming ♪
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♪ Let my mind wander ♪
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♪ Where it may ♪
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Bridgette Bird gets the rebound...
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Fifteen seconds left on the clock.
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The Celtics-- They're down by two.
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She drives right, she spins left.
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She goes up for a jumper.
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Oh, she scores!
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- [CROWD CHEERING]
- The crowd goes wild!
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But she was fouled!
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Oh... The pressure's on.
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If you make this...
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you're the starting
shooting guard of the Celtics.
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If you miss...
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you're a big, fat loser.
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Oh!
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And Bridgette Bird
goes from college dropout
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to champion--her family
must be so proud.
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Whoa--hey, whoa! That's my stuff!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's my son's iPad!
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Hey, I need that--
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Shit.
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Hey, come back here.
Hey, come back here!
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Oh, thank you. Will you help me down?
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Thank you--Wait--Hey--Uh--
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Stop! Hey-- [GRUNTS]
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Those are my Jordans!
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[PANTING] Wait, I'm a single mom!
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♪ Light music ♪
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♪ And I was an orphan ♪
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♪ Till you came along ♪
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♪ I was an orphan ♪
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♪ Till you came along ♪
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♪ Life wasn't so fun ♪
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♪ In fact, it was wrong ♪
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♪ But all that's left to do is ♪
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♪ Hold on ♪
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[WHISTLING]
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Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
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[BRIDGE] Hi. Can I get
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- four black and white cookies?
- Sure.
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Thanks.
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[DOOR BELL JANGLES]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Thank you.
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[CLATTERING]
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Were you guys at the park last night?
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Here.
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I think I just saw
the kids who robbed me.
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What? Let's go get him.
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[HUFFS] There's like six of them.
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So? We can take 'em.
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I dunno. What are we gonna do?
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They took your fucking shoes!
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What? You want me to go beat someone up?
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[SIGHS] I'll get you
some new shoes, Bridge.
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[GROANS] Uhh...
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Here.
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[SOFTLY] Thanks.
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- What's up with you?
- Bullshit.
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Why?
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You know, I was at church with my dad.
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Our routine... allowance exchange.
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It's pathetic. It's humiliating.
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Can't he just put it in the mail?
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You know, he says that...
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he's gonna support me
through grad school, right?
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- Yeah.
- But the only way
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that I get support from my fucking dad
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is if I go... to a church service?
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Why not just support me?
He has the money to do it.
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This is the last time that
I'm taking anything from him.
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- I can do this shit on my own.
- Mm-hmm.
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- You say this every week.
- I do say this every week.
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I'd go to church for the allowance.
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- Bullshit!
- I'd go to a Protestant
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church, I'd go to a Catholic church.
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I'd even go to
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- a Jehovah's Witness church--
- You know what?
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Come with me next week.
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I'll give you half of my allowance.
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- Deal!
- Bullshit.
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Look at her. Startin' 'em young
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- with the false beliefs.
- Yep.
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Wonder Woman is just as much
of a lie as Barbie.
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- A-men, sistah.
- Yep. Yep.
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- [GROANS] Uhhhhh!
- What about you?
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You okay?
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Not really.
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I'm just gonna block
the whole Craigslist thing out.
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I mean, well, you can't block it out.
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You was kind of sexually assaulted.
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- Poof--it's gone.
- You know what?
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It's the system.
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- System's keeping us down.
- Always.
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Keeping you down more, I guess.
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Especially me!
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I just wish I didn't have
a pussy to grab.
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Well, maybe you need
like a chastity belt.
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LIKE IN "ROBIN HOOD: Men in Tights."
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I pee too much. What is happening here?
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She can't get out. [SMALL LAUGH]
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[BRIDGE] Oh, man,
she is getting real mad.
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- Look at her.
- [ELIZA] So pissed.
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Should we go help her?
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- No...
- Nothing we can do.
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Let's go get Larry.
He'll make us feel better.
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Yeah, come on. All right, let's go.
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[HONKING HORN]
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[BRIDGE] That's the spirit.
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Cows and pigs and...
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- [LARRY] A farm!
- [RAFI] A farm!
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- [RAFI LAUGHS]
- [NELSON] Draw something
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- for me?
- [RAFI] I love you, baba.
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- [RAFI] He's cute, right?
- Hey, guys.
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Hi, baby!
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[ELIZA] Hi, Lar-Lar.
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Are you all right?
I heard they mugged you.
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- [BRIDGE] I'm fine.
- [RAFI] Yeah, you can't
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go out there late by yourself.
You know better than that.
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Sorry. I got inspired.
It won't happen again.
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Yo, bro, Muscle Man Mud Run.
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It's a wicked hard obstacle course.
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Will I look like you when I finish?
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- I'm tellin' ya.
- Is it for guys only?
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- [TOBY] No, it's not.
- Then why'd you only
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- hand it to the guy?
- [TOBY] All right, look...
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Here, take some?
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Raising money for the VA, you know.
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Support our troops. For a good cause.
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Let me see this.
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You know what, how come
that guy can walk around
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- without a shirt on?
- I would love to spend a day
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with the confidence
of a mediocre white guy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You know,
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I've always wanted to do one of these.
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- Shut the fuck up.
- What? It's strong
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and powerful, and--
And strong and powerful women
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are super on trend right now, so...
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Mm, I'm not really
interested in being on trend.
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[RAFI] I don't think
it's a good idea, guys.
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I can't have Larry's mom
breaking a bone,
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and you, baby, I-I don't
want you to get hurt.
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What do you mean, you can't
have me breaking a bone?
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I don't think it's a good idea, I--
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What, is it, like, up to you
if I break a bone or not?
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I just don't want you walking
around all crutched up,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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You know what?
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Fuck you. And fuck those dude bros.
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I'm done with shit getting done to us.
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We're doin' this.
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"We"?
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We are doin' this.
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Fuck it. If I can eat
through my lap-band--
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You can do anything.
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- [ELIZA] Yes!
- [BRIDGE] Oh, yeah!
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- [NELSON] Muscle Man!
- [BRIDGE] That's right!
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- Now we can go topless!
- [ELIZA] Yeah!
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- Muscle Man!
- [ELIZA] Muscle man!
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What the fuck did we just agree to do?
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I don't know. It's like we're in
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a bad Goldie Hawn movie from the '80s.
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I don't go to the gym.
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- I don't work out!
- I know, what--
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I'm gonna deal with my pussy grab
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by dong a mud run? I don't know!
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You agreed to it too.
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Yeah, because I fuckin' hate Rafi,
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and I'm not about to be
the fat black girl
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who backs outta doing
something physical--fuck that!
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Well, uh, it's better
than what I normally do,
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just eat and porn and eat
more and more and more
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and then porn... I mean,
that's what I normally do--
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- It's eat, and then I porn.
- Mm-hmm.
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- So I'm gonna do a mud run.
- We're gonna do a mud run.
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- We're gonna do a mud run.
- Gonna do a fuckin' mud run.
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I mean, you're the one who said
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you wanted to be a confident white dude.
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Yeah, and there's nothing
more straight and confident
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and whiter than a motherfuckin' mud run.
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[EXHALES] So let's just
be fuckin' men for a day.
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Let's be fuckin' men for a day.
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- So you're in?
- Yeah, I'm in.
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I'm in.
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All right, I'm gonna go to store
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and get us some protein bars
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or whatever else the fuck men eat.
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Right. Get some whole milk,
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beef jerky... spam.
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I'm just gonna get protein bars.
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♪ Bright music ♪
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♪ A chica mejicanita ♪
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♪ A chica, wiki-chicita ♪
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♪ A chica, girl bonitama ♪
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♪ Chicky-chi chicky-chi chicky-cha ♪
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♪ A chica mejicanita ♪
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♪ singing continues ♪
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♪♪♪
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Ma'am. [SMALL LAUGH] Can I help you
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- with something?
- Yeah.
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You can tell me how you got
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the most goddamn beautiful
eyes I've ever seen.
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[EXHALES] Wh-- Wow...[LAUGHS] um...
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Thank you. Uh...
I d--Probably from my dad.
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'Cause my mom has blue eyes,
so I don't think--
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Shh, shh, shh.
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You are prettier than you know.
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- Well--[LAUGHS]
- And I have always
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wanted to learn
how to use one of these...
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Ken.
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That's--that's my name. That's my name.
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Mmm. It's a beautiful name.
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Thank you. It's--I, uh... it's birth.
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It was--I was given it at birth.
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Gonna teach me? You wanna go teach me?
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In the b--In the back of the store?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I could...
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Um...[HIGH VOICE]
I could probably do that.
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Jesus, you are strong.
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Yeah? Huh, you like that?
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- [KEN] [GRUNTS] Uhh!
- [BRIDGE] Ah...
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- [KEN] Ohh...
- Strong like a stallion.
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- [KEN] Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, like a Clydesdale.
Like the Budweiser horse.
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- [BRIDGE] You know?
- [KEN] Yeah, I fuckin' know.
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- [KEN] That's fuckin' hot.
- [BRIDGE NEIGHS]
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- [KEN] Oh, my God!
- [BRIDGE GROANING]
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Are you my underage little bitch whore?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your little bitch whore.
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- With a tight little dick?
- Yeah, this underaged whore's
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- tight little dick--
- You got a tight little dick?
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- It's so tight.
- You got a tight little dick?
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- It's so tight--
- Tight little dick?
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- Now, come for me, bitch.
- I'm coming--I'm coming--
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- Come for me, bitch.
- I'm coming, coming, coming--
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- I'm finishing--
- Uhh!
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[BOTH MOANING]
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Ah... ah... ah...
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You didn't just come in me, did you?
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Ohh! You didn't tell me
not to--Was I not supposed to?
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Get it out, get it out,
get it out, get it out.
249
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- Get it out.
- Ohh--[GROANS]
250
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Get it out. Get it out, get it out.
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Get it out.
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- ♪ Ole! ♪
- Oh, look at this, Bridge.
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- Look at this.
- What?
254
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Your figure would look
so adorable in this.
255
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I'm done with dresses.
I just need sneakers
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for the mud run, and that's it.
257
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The mud run again? It's like...
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like some army man thing
you really wanna do?
259
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Yeah. And I want Larry to come
260
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and watch me cross the finish line, too.
261
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Yeah. Is that why
you wanna do the whole thing,
262
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- because of him?
- Yeah. And I'm trying
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- to get in shape, you know?
- Yeah.
264
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- Got this WNBA tryout.
- Oh, Bridgette, come on.
265
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Not that bullshit again.
266
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- What do you mean?
- Honey, how long
267
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you gonna have this
little WNBA fantasy goin'?
268
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- It's enough!
- I just wish you could
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at least pretend to support me.
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I support you every single day, honey.
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- I pray for you.
- Yeah? What do you say.
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I say, "Dear Heavenly Father,
please protect my Bridget.
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"She's a little lost.
She's like a sheep.
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- Please guide her towards--"
- I'm a sheep.
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Okay. I'm a sheep.
276
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You're a beautiful sheep, Bridge.
277
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- I didn't say you were a pig.
- I'd rather be a pig.
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- Than a sheep?
- Yeah. 'Cause pigs are smart.
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Yeah, well, you know what,
sheeps can make clothing.
280
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Pigs can only make bacon,
281
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and Jewish people don't even eat that.
282
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[TUTU SIGHS] Bridgette.
283
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,834
- What?
- You should try praying.
284
00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,709
I'm not gonna pray.
I'm not gonna pray to God.
285
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:22,834
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, well, you know what?
286
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You tell that to God, because
he carried that guy across
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the sand, and there was one
set of footprints, Bridgette.
288
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- Remember that.
- That's the dumbest thing
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- I've ever heard.
- Then, here, how 'about this?
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You pray to the Virgin Mother.
291
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- She's my favorite.
- [WOMAN] Mine too.
292
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Mothers cannot be virgins.
293
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[WOMAN] Well, Mary can--she was
blessed by the Holy Spirit.
294
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Mary was... forced to have that baby.
295
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- [TUTU GASPS] Bridgette!
- [BRIDGE] I'm sorry,
296
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but Matthew and Luke and whoever
did some stuff to her...
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I don't wanna hear it, Bridgette.
298
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And then called it an "angel" baby.
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Okay, listen to me.
That is the mother of God
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- you're talkin' about.
- Now we're all stuck
301
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praying to this "angel baby."
302
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,583
- What are you talkin' about?
- I am on Mary's side.
303
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- I am Team Mary.
- There are no teams.
304
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- Yeah.
- There are no teams
305
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:02,583
- in the Bible.
- There are teams.
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You are helping them get away with it.
307
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,917
Bridgette, it's just
blasphemous, that's what it is,
308
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,834
and I don't really like it.
309
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[BRIDGETTE SIGHS]
I am sorry to break it to you,
310
00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:12,709
but there's not some
old bearded guy in the sky
311
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watching over us.
312
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[TUTU] You know, this extra-large
313
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is not even an extra.
Chinese people are so tiny.
314
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[MAN BREATHING HARD]
[RAPID RUSTLING SOUND]
315
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When they make this in the sweatshops,
316
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they don't have
any accurate idea of size.
317
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♪ Ey ey ey ♪
318
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♪ continues rapping ♪
319
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♪♪♪
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[GRUNTING] Uhh... uhh...
321
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Uhh!
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[DUMBBELLS THUD]
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♪♪♪
324
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[BREATHING HARD]
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♪♪♪
326
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What's up, man?
327
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,917
- What's up?
- How's it goin'?
328
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,709
Friend of Bill's. Monday night.
329
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Men's stag meeting.
330
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Oh, yeah!
331
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
- [CLAPS]
- What's up, man?
332
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,500
- Good to see you, bro.
- Yeah, I'm Eddie.
333
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,166
- I'm Rafi, man.
- Yeah, I know.
334
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:00,959
I know. It's always good
to see to see another
335
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:03,083
- sober brother, brother.
- Yeah.
336
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,709
Right on. What're ya doing today?
337
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:05,583
Uh, a little back, shoulders.
338
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,083
- Back, shoulders?
- Yeah.
339
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,750
All right, I'll see you in there.
340
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,667
- Yeah, see you in there.
- All right, cool.
341
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,333
Hey.
342
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,125
- Hey.
- You again.
343
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,625
You're a priest?
344
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:19,417
Yeah. I am.
345
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,500
That's cool, man.
346
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:33,709
So, uh... how much time ya got?
347
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,166
Thirty days.
348
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,166
Before, I had a year.
349
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,291
No one knows I slipped.
350
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,625
I'm gonna do it this time.
351
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,458
I don't doubt it.
352
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,625
How 'bout you?
353
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,125
How much time you got?
354
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:46,625
Thirteen years.
355
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,542
Thirteen years?
356
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,208
- Yeah.
- How?
357
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,792
You know... one day at a time.
358
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,417
No, no, no. I get all that shit.
359
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,000
But how?
360
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,333
Well, you know, honestly,
I think it wasn't until...
361
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:02,875
till I committed to the church,
it really clicked for me.
362
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,917
Mmm.
363
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,041
Corinthians over Courvoisier.
364
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,500
Maybe I gotta get back in the church.
365
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,834
Think it'd be really good for my son.
366
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:15,583
You know, we, uh... we have
a really great kids' program.
367
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,834
Still mad at myself
I didn't get him baptized.
368
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,709
Oh, it's never too late.
369
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:20,625
Well, it's... it's complicated.
370
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:24,083
It's... his mom.
371
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,875
She's not really a... believer.
372
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,750
Ah. Well, you know, you can just...
373
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,125
explain to her alcoholism's genetic.
374
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:38,125
No harm in getting a little
extra divine protection.
375
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:41,458
Yeah, 'cause this shit...
376
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:44,083
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
377
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,625
Yeah, man, I get it.
378
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,208
Well, think about it, man. You can, uh,
379
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,458
hit me up on Insta.
Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
380
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,834
- I'm @godguy42.
- [LAUGHS]
381
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,542
- Amen to that.
- You have a great
382
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,792
- rest of your day.
- You too.
383
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,875
♪ Soft upbeat music ♪
384
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,041
♪♪♪
385
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:03,709
[RAFI] Hey, B. So... you know what
386
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:06,291
- I was thinkin'?
- What?
387
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:10,083
I was thinking we...
start going to church.
388
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,458
Like a little family?
389
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,250
Yeah, I miss it.
390
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,834
- I love that idea.
- You do?
391
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,125
- Yeah!
- You're so cute.
392
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,208
You're an innocent angel.
393
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,333
I'm not that innocent.
394
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,792
- Oh, really?
- Yeah. I've been to Amsterdam.
395
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,917
- Oh.
- And Kit-Kat calls me
396
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,875
the little devil
when I drink too much vodka.
397
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,083
- So...
- [CHUCKLING]
398
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,166
Pretty much a bad-ass.
399
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,250
You make me a better
person, you know that?
400
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,917
You really do.
401
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,417
I have to tell you something.
402
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:52,333
What?
403
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,750
Well, when I was at the doctor,
404
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,500
um, Bridge kinda had me...
405
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,917
vaccinate Larry.
406
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,709
What the fuck, man?
407
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,458
I'm so sorry, I just--
I didn't know what to do.
408
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:10,500
It's been killing me inside,
but I wanted to tell you,
409
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,917
but then I didn't wanna betray
Bridge's trust or anything,
410
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,417
and I was just-- I was just in a pickle,
411
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,125
and I just--I don't know.
And I'm really sorry.
412
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,875
- I'm so sorry.
- I know, baby, no, no, no, no.
413
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,125
It's okay, it's okay, relax, relax.
414
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,125
- It's all right.
- I'm sorry.
415
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,041
I just can't believe
416
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,917
Bridgette would put you
in that fucked-up position.
417
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,125
That's fucked up. It's not your fault.
418
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:29,333
She does that.
419
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,250
I didn't want Larry to get vaccinated.
420
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,959
Baby, come here, come here, come here.
421
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,291
- Don't--I know.
- I didn't want him
422
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,166
- to be vaccinated.
- I know.
423
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,375
Don't beat yourself up, okay?
424
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,208
It's like she...
425
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,417
she doesn't see me as an equal.
426
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,875
You know? I am Larry's father.
427
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,500
So fuck it.
428
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,542
I'm gonna make a decision for once.
429
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,917
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
430
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,208
What?
431
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,500
Hey, Tutu.
432
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,125
Here to pick up Larry.
433
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,500
No. I just got him outta the bath.
434
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,500
I'm goin' to see
Bridgette and her friend.
435
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,458
They're doin' some obstacle thing.
436
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,625
But I'm his father,
and I wanna see my son.
437
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,041
You're the king of bad timing, kid.
438
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,500
We got plans.
439
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,500
And why're you wearin' a suit?
440
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,166
'Cause I'm taking Larry to get baptized.
441
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,542
- You are not.
- Yes, I am!
442
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,250
- Bullshit.
- I'm takin' him
443
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,166
to get baptized. Yes, I am.
444
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,500
Look at you--you're
all of a sudden a man?
445
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,792
You're gonna take on Bridge
like this over a big issue?
446
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,959
She can't stop me.
And you can't stop me.
447
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,959
For real?
448
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:39,250
Okay, uh... Let me get him dressed,
449
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,250
and we'll take my car.
450
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,917
Okay, Rafi?
451
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,125
Liza, you up? Gonna be late.
452
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,208
♪ Habibi's "Tomboy" ♪
453
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,375
♪ She's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
454
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,166
♪ Got herself an ego, ego ♪
455
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,375
♪ Yeah, she's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
456
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,041
♪ She's a supervillain's hero... ♪
457
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,667
Eliza, you gotta get up.
458
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,208
♪ Yeah, she's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
459
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,166
♪ Got herself an ego, ego ♪
460
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:09,333
♪ Yeah, she's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
461
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:12,542
♪ She's a supervillain's hero, hero ♪
462
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,875
♪ Yeah ♪
463
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:20,000
♪♪♪
464
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:25,542
♪ What she has she wants more of ♪
465
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:28,959
♪ What she don't got, don't show her ♪
466
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:31,291
♪ If she asks you for a lighter ♪
467
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,041
♪ Please just act like
you don't know her ♪
468
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:36,792
♪ She's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
469
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,208
♪ Got herself an ego, ego ♪
470
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,583
♪ Yeah, she's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
471
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,375
♪ She's a supervillain's hero, hero ♪
472
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,750
♪ Yeah, she's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
473
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,792
♪ She's got herself an ego, ego ♪
474
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:52,667
♪ Yeah, she's a tomboy, tomboy ♪
475
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,834
[MEN GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]
476
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,375
Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah!
477
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,291
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]
478
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:02,792
- Guys...
- [MEN] Yah, yah, yah, yah!
479
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,500
Okay, there's a lotta cock here today.
480
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,375
[NELSON] Hey, come on,
we're gonna show these ass boys
481
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:10,083
that we are strong
and belong at this thing!
482
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,667
[CLINTON] Welcome, Muscle Men!
483
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:14,166
- [ALL] Hoorah!
- Now, today
484
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,667
we are going to do what we
trained a whole year to do.
485
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,667
- A year?
- So I hope you had
486
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:23,041
your breakfast... filled with
protein and testosterone
487
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:26,250
and balls. Now, who has big balls?
488
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,000
- I do!
- Thank you, lady!
489
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,583
She does! Now, some of you
490
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,208
- are not gonna make it.
- He's exaggerating, right?
491
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,125
I actually read on a fitness blog
492
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,500
that a Muscle Man died
on "Walk the Plank" last year.
493
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,417
Yeah, and that guy was in shape, so...
494
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:41,041
seriously might wanna think about it.
495
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:44,000
What are you trying to say,
that we can't make it?
496
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,500
- Suck my dick.
- [CLINTON] This course
497
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,333
- is mine.
- Bridge, what's with the bulge?
498
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,333
Makes me feel confident. Like this guy.
499
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,166
Good. 'Cause I don't
think I can do this.
500
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,667
Yeah, not with that pussy-ass attitude.
501
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,792
Time for you to man
the fuck up and grow a pair.
502
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,166
Or we can encourage each other.
503
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,625
[CLINTON] Now, Muscle Men...
504
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,500
go!
505
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,625
- [BLOWS WHISTLE]
- [MEN YELLING]
506
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,417
[WOMEN YELLING]
507
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,750
- [ELIZA] Is this happening?
- [NELSON] It's happening!
508
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,500
♪ Hey now ♪
509
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,166
Welcome. Baptism
is the first act of prayer
510
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,750
for a young soul.
511
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,208
So it is an honor.
512
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:25,041
Please, I'd like to welcome
the family up.
513
00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:29,834
♪ Mellow song continues ♪
514
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:32,166
This isn't a spa! It's not a mud bath!
515
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,000
It's a Muscle Man!
516
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,875
[NELSON] Move it, move it!
517
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:40,709
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
518
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,291
Sweet nips. I like my bitches dirty.
519
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,500
Uh... what did you just say?
I will cut you.
520
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,458
♪ Young Fathers' "Only God Knows" ♪
521
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,542
♪ Shedding more blood
than we are bleedin' ♪
522
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,917
Oh, Eliza! Wake up, wake up.
Okay, here we go.
523
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:58,375
Dear Lord, we are gathered
before you here today
524
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:02,250
as you set free Larry Bird
from original sin.
525
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,041
And now, may Larry...
526
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:07,041
be a witness to us all.
527
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,250
♪ Eyes on the leaders ♪
528
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,583
♪ Only God knows, only, only God knows ♪
529
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,041
♪ Only God knows, only God knows ♪
530
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:16,792
♪ singers vocalizing ♪
531
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:21,792
♪♪♪
532
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,250
♪ Only God knows where
your wife is sleeping... ♪
533
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,375
- [ELIZA] Come on, Bridge!
- [NELSON] You can do it!
534
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,458
[ELIZA] Come on, Bridge!
535
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,792
[WOMEN WHOOPING]
536
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:39,542
♪♪♪
537
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,375
I think I'm stuck.
538
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,875
- [NELSON] Oh, no.
- [ELIZA] Shit.
539
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,125
I think my-- My dick is stuck.
540
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,458
[GRUNTS] Okay.
541
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,458
I gotta get the dick out.
542
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,333
[ELIZA] Come on, Bridge,
you can do this.
543
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,667
[ELIZA] You can do it, you can do it.
544
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:52,875
[ELIZA] If I can do it, you can.
545
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,542
[MAN] Come on, let's go
546
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:55,917
[NELSON] You've got it, honey,
you're nearly there!
547
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,875
[GRUNTING]
548
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,125
[WOMEN CHEERING]
549
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:05,083
[EDDIE] I now baptize you
in the name of the Father...
550
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,291
and the Son...
551
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,959
and the Holy Spirit.
552
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,917
- Amen.
- [ALL] Amen.
553
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:13,417
[WHISPERS] Edmond.
554
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,834
Gate of Heaven Church
welcomes Larry Bird!
555
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,500
[APPLAUSE]
556
00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:32,875
[BRIDGE] Oh, shit.
557
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,917
♪♪♪
558
00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:37,667
Mm-mm. Pass.
559
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,125
No, we gotta do it.
560
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,667
Come on, it's the last one.
561
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,083
- We gotta do it.
- No, we don't.
562
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:43,959
I feel empowered.
563
00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:45,500
We--we--we did the mud
564
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,166
and the log and shit,
565
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,542
- and I'm done.
- Yeah.
566
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:50,500
- Fuck that!
- N'aw...
567
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,125
I think it's, uh,
568
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,000
there's no shame in...
569
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,250
not being electrocuted.
570
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,959
[BRIDGE] For little girls everywhere,
571
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,125
I must go.
572
00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:02,625
♪ Hey now ♪
573
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:07,625
♪ When it's time to die ♪
574
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:11,834
♪ The world will cry ♪
575
00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:12,959
[BRIDGE] Oh!
576
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:16,375
Shit!
577
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:19,375
♪ Mellow music ♪
578
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,375
♪♪♪
579
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,667
[BRIDGE] God?
580
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:25,583
Is that you?
581
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:28,834
Yes... it's me.
582
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:29,208
Nelson.
583
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,583
Nelson Rose.
584
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:35,208
♪ So come with me ♪
585
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:39,291
♪ Come with me ♪
586
00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:42,083
♪ Come with me ♪
587
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:45,250
♪ Come with me ♪
588
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:48,291
♪ As we are born ♪
589
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:49,750
♪♪♪
590
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:55,583
♪ I can feel the spirits
rising in my body ♪
591
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,250
One set of footprints.
592
00:23:57,250 --> 00:24:00,166
♪♪♪
593
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,750
Hey, uh, thank you for saving me.
594
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:05,917
That's what I'm here for.
Gotta go get Eliza now.
595
00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:07,250
Okay. I'm gonna go find Larry.
596
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:11,458
Where is Larry?
597
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:14,000
♪ Come with me ♪
598
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,291
♪ Come with me ♪
599
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,083
♪ Come with me ♪
600
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,208
♪♪♪
601
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,667
♪ Come with me ♪
602
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,875
- [BRIDGE] Oof.
- [ELIZA] Shit.
603
00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,250
[GRUNTS]
604
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:27,834
Oh, God.
605
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,792
Oh, no, it's bad. It's real bad.
606
00:24:29,792 --> 00:24:31,375
[BRIDGE] Hey, Joe. Where's Ma?
607
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,750
She's not answering her phone.
608
00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,458
She's at Sam's Diner with you and Larry.
609
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:38,291
What? No, I was running a race.
610
00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:40,458
She was supposed to bring
Larry to cheer me on.
611
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,000
All's I know is she said
612
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,458
everybody was goin' to Sam's Diner
613
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,166
to celebrate Larry's baptism.
614
00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:49,750
Are you fucking kidding me?
615
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:54,166
That is so fucked up!
616
00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:55,458
- Bridge.
- Larry's baptism?
617
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:59,458
Oh--I can't--I don't fucking believe it.
618
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,792
Your family gets on my fuckin' nerves.
619
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:02,834
- Honestly.
- Don't tell your mother
620
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,500
about the smokin'. [ELIZA] I'm tellin'.
621
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,208
[JOE] Please?
622
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:09,250
- He did so good, right?
- The best baby ever.
623
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,208
[LAUGHS]
624
00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:14,041
[TUTU] Okay, all right,
here comes Mommy.
625
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:15,500
Call the police, call the police...
626
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,083
I can't fuckin' believe you.
627
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,583
And I can't fucking believe you.
628
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:19,834
- Hi! Come on!
- Right--
629
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:23,458
- Okay, fuck you and fuck you.
- [TUTU] You stop.
630
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:24,959
You know what, this is so fucked up!
631
00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:27,000
- Relax, Bridge!
- And fuck you. Relax?
632
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,750
- Bridge!
- You tell me to fuckin' relax?
633
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,959
- No.
- [TUTU] Bridgette.
634
00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:31,709
Here, take him.
635
00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:36,166
- Why are you so mad?
- 'Cause I'm fuckin' done
636
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,917
- with you!
- What?
637
00:25:37,917 --> 00:25:39,667
I'm so fuckin' sick of you
doing shit behind my back.
638
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,250
You're the one that forced my girlfriend
639
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,667
to get Larry vaccinated behind my back!
640
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,875
I didn't force her to do shit, okay?
641
00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:45,875
And that makes your girlfriend a snitch.
642
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:48,375
That's not the point.
Leave her out of this.
643
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:50,500
I'm so sorry that your mom
fucked you up so bad
644
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,667
that you go from one woman
telling you what to do
645
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,375
- to the next.
- What the fuck, man?
646
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,917
I'd do anything for you.
647
00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,542
You call me to be there
for Larry, I'm there for you.
648
00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:00,917
You want me to meet you at the hospital,
649
00:26:00,917 --> 00:26:02,000
I meet you at the hospital.
What do you want?
650
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,750
- Oh, you want a prize?
- You ask me to be there
651
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,375
- for Larry--I'm there for you!
- To show up to be a dad?
652
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,542
Huh? Oh, I know what you want--aww.
653
00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:10,208
Mommy's so proud of you.
654
00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:12,333
Stop talking about my mom!
655
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,542
I wasn't.
656
00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:18,208
I just want you to be happy, Bridge!
657
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:20,792
I'm happy. I just want you
to stop fucking lying to me.
658
00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:22,917
- I'm not lying to you.
- Oh, what the fuck is this?
659
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,417
I can't fucking talk to you.
660
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,083
Every time I fucking try to talk to you,
661
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,709
look how you act!
You just baptized my kid
662
00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:30,542
behind my back! I didn't--
663
00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:33,458
- I had no idea!
- What about the vaccinations?
664
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,542
- What do you think?
- It's different!
665
00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:37,709
He was supposed to be
there at the finish line.
666
00:26:37,709 --> 00:26:40,750
You sit there on your
high horse all the time
667
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:42,917
and you're always fucking
looking down on me
668
00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:43,750
like you're so much
fuckin' better than me.
669
00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:46,250
- Well...
- Well, how's the view?
670
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,250
- It's great. It's great.
- By yourself? Alone?
671
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,834
I have a great view.
Thank you for asking.
672
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:53,458
You're so fucked up.
673
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,166
You're not as good as you think you are.
674
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,583
Mm-hmm.
675
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,166
Eliza.
676
00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:14,291
Look.
677
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,458
Hey, look who it is!
678
00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:18,625
Hi, baby, hi!
679
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:21,542
Hi! I missed you today.
680
00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:22,959
So, good news, they gave me
a dozen free glazes,
681
00:27:22,959 --> 00:27:26,166
assuming that I was homeless,
'cause I'm dirty!
682
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,750
- Gimme one.
- Here.
683
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,375
- Thank you. Let's go.
- Let's go home,
684
00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:30,542
eat our feelings.
685
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:34,166
♪ Upbeat swing music ♪
686
00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:38,291
♪ Angry words so lightly spoken ♪
687
00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:42,875
♪ Angry words ♪
688
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:46,166
♪ Will never pay ♪
689
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,458
♪ Angry words ♪
690
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,667
♪ Our love lay broken ♪
691
00:27:50,673 --> 00:27:52,673
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691
00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:59,769
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