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I survived.
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I'm one of the lucky ones.
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Cut.
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Fly in Wardrobe.
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, uh, you forgot to put these in.
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Oh, no, no, no, I didn't forget.
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I just didn't think they were important.
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Uh, they're important.
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Whoo, hot tray, hot tray!
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Ooh, cold spray!
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All right, quiet, everyone.
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And cue water.
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I'm the cue water?
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Yes, cue... yes, cue the water.
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I turn it on?
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Cue it, yes.
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Oh, okay.
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Cue water. Kind of cue it hard.
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- P-pull it out hard.
- Oh, pull it out?
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- Or is it a push?
- I don't know.
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It's not a push.
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Get ready for some Tums.
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Shit, that burns my gums. Ahh.
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Throw your head from side
to side 'cause, you know,
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you're-you're remembering the war.
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Yeah, no, it's-it's okay if
the bathing suit falls down.
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Just kind of go with it.
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Now kind of o-open your
lips a little bit, yeah.
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And kind of lick your
lips. Yeah, that's great.
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But keep crying, because every
day is a living nightmare.
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And kind of, you know, whip your hair
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from side to side.
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Shake off that PTSD.
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- How was practice today, Ty?
- It was good.
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Coach have you lined up in the slot again,
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or will you back out wide?
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You're gonna have to watch me on Sunday.
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FriendOfFatty6969 wants me
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to finish off this ice cream,
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and you know how much Mama
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loves ice cream.
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Is it safe to say your
move to slot receiver
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is a new phase of your career?
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What, you're, like, an
expert on slot receiver, huh?
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Excuse me?
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No, it's just funny hearing
a female talk like that.
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I...
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Ohh, so good, mm.
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Where's the accent from?
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Australia.
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Oh, like that chick from
Suicide Squad?
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What's her name again?
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Margot Robbie.
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She's almost as tight as you.
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You have a good one, all right?
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And you heard it here first.
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Uh, this is Nelson Rose reporting on NECS.
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Look at the camera and kind of, you know,
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get-get mad at the camera.
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Like the camera is PTSD
and you're gonna give it
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that "fuck you" look, you know?
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"I don't need you, PTSD."
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Yes, cut!
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Whoo! We got it. Great work.
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Thanks for the job opportunity.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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What? Twenty-eight bucks?
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Man, I took a shower for you guys.
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Motherfucker.
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I do love sushi.
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Bridgette, please.
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Fuck.
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I know you're home. I just texted you.
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Please open the door.
I need the rent.
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You know I have keys. I
can open the door myself.
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- You can't do that!
- See? Bridgette?
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You can't do that.
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Why are you going to lie to me?
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Please, I just...
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You have to pay the rent, please.
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I would let you in, but
Larry just fell asleep.
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That's okay. I don't have to come in.
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I need the rent.
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George...
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It's important, I know.
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You wanna get high?
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Yes, very much.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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- Come on.
- Thank you.
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- I can't thank you enough.
- No, it's okay.
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I keep it around just for guests.
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Things have been very
different at my house.
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My-my father has been very angry,
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and this morning, I was asleep,
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and he beat me awake.
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What do you mean?
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- I mean I was sleeping...
- Yeah.
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And then he come in and...
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he beat me until my eyes open.
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- Man...
- I cannot.
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That's such bad news.
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Well, it was so good to
hang out with you. Um...
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- Bridgette.
- What?
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Listen to me, my father is not
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going to let you live here
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if you don't pay him rent.
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George, but we're smoking buddies.
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You can't kick out your smoking buddy.
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- It's not because I need it.
- Yeah.
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My dad is downstairs.
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Your dad is downstairs?
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He drove me here, and
he's waiting in the car.
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George, why didn't you tell me that?
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Because... what do you want me to do? I...
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Wait.
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- Okay. Bye.
- What'd he say?
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He said... I have to go, okay?
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Tomorrow, all the rent, please.
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- Please.
- Fine.
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- I'm taking the weed.
- What? No.
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No, then take it off the rent.
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You gotta take it off the rent.
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Oh!
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I'll just do that again.
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Um, actually, you know what?
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I must've forgot to
add money on this month.
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- Yeah, sorry.
- Excuse me.
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Can I... you just... Can
I, just this one time?
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I just paid my rent.
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Come on.
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I'm a single mom.
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I am too.
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You are? How old's your kid?
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- Bye.
- Oh, bye? Okay, cool.
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Thanks a lot. Um...
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safe driving out there.
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Hope you don't, uh, get in any accidents.
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Thanks.
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Okay, bye.
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Thank you.
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Fuck.
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I found it.
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Yeah, good.
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Doc's got me doing these Sudoku things
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to keep my brain sharp.
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Fuck if I could do it
before I had the stroke.
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I damn sure can't do it now.
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Sorry, Joe.
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Yeah, Ma keeps that cellar a fucking mess.
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Where is she?
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She's with, uh, Hildie, who's a wreck.
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Why?
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She caught Paul trying to sell himself
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as a sugar daddy on Craigslist.
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Paul is trying to pay girls
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to hang out with him?
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I don't know.
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He has no money.
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Maybe he's paying 'em with sugar
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or candy or... I don't know.
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Oh!
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It is in here.
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- Look.
- What is it?
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It's a signed USA Dream Team
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jersey by Jennifer Azzi.
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Oh, my God, I used to
write herthese letters
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like, asking her how to become
a professional basketball player.
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So what are you gonna do with it?
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I have to sell it.
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No, don't do that.
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Hey, well, there's that temp agency, uh,
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Career Man, up the street.
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I can't work full-time, you know?
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'Cause of Larry.
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Oh, right.
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I could introduce you to Paul.
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Paul can't afford me.
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Hey, he can't afford me.
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Yeah, you know, don't listen to me.
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I-I shit in a bag. What do I know?
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What exactly are you looking for?
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Anything, really.
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You know, it's time for me to get serious,
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so hopefully this temp thing
will turn into full-time.
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That sounds great. I have an opening
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at ACM Collections in Hingham.
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In Hingham?
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Ooh, that's, like, 16 buses away.
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That's okay.
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Hours are ten to five,
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just making calls, really.
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$11 an hour.
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Oh, um, okay.
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Can I bring my son?
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Uh, no.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely not.
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Uh, moving on, do you have
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any special skills?
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Yes.
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Basketball.
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Or, um, I also, uh, can
do homework for rich kids.
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You know, I think I might
actually have an opening in...
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yep, prostitution.
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As in, um, prostitution?
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It's actually perfect for
you. You make your own hours.
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Pay is great. It's recession-proof.
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Hmm.
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I don't know, do you have, like, uh,
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something, like, prostitution adjacent?
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You get to call the
shots, be your own woman
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and all that good stuff.
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There's a risk factor,
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but some people find that thrilling,
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and with your history of
sexual abuse and food issues,
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I mean, you really do
make the perfect candidate.
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I have never told anyone this.
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But, Dan, I trust you.
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I do have this fantasy
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of people lining up to worship my pussy.
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You, you're next.
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Thank you.
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Okay, come on.
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So here's that contact number
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for the collections agency.
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Oh, uh, okay, great.
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Uh, thank you. I will think about this.
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It was my pleasure.
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I actually have someone
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coming in right after you.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- See you next time.
- All right.
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Bend it like that.
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Yeah, like half of a heart.
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And then this hand.
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I love you.
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Can I just say, I'm so proud of us.
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One big modern family.
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You're the glue, babe.
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And look, I'm just the roommate,
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but you guys make me feel
like I'm Larry's sister,
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so thank you for including me.
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That would make you my daughter.
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Sure, okay, yeah, role play.
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Man, thanks for buying
all this food, Nelson.
252
00:11:01,038 --> 00:11:02,109
Of course.
253
00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:03,891
Money be tight, yo.
254
00:11:03,991 --> 00:11:05,532
How long have you guys been roommates?
255
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,854
Couple of months.
256
00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:07,975
Things got a bit tight,
257
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,472
so I had to Airbnb my place.
258
00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:11,338
You Airbnb-ed your place?
259
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,901
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, we should do that.
260
00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,983
You can't couch surf with Larry.
261
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,768
Well, it wouldn't be couch surfing
262
00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:20,458
if I moved in here with my new mates.
263
00:11:22,609 --> 00:11:23,795
Just kidding.
264
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,158
No one would want my shitty place anyway.
265
00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,132
You have a really nice house, Nelson.
266
00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:30,490
It is amazing, right?
267
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,660
Well, maybe when Rafi
268
00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,192
gets better, he can move in.
269
00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:36,460
You can't really get better from addiction.
270
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,662
Well, not with that attitude, you can't.
271
00:11:38,762 --> 00:11:40,624
It's just... it's not
really the way it works.
272
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,466
Bridge, don't be a bitch.
273
00:11:42,566 --> 00:11:44,148
But he's got so much going on.
274
00:11:44,248 --> 00:11:45,669
I mean, he's got his nut beer.
275
00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,551
Yeah, B, and when that blows up,
276
00:11:47,651 --> 00:11:49,153
I'm buying you and Larry your own house.
277
00:11:49,253 --> 00:11:51,075
You're such an entrepreneur, baby.
278
00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:53,866
Sometimes I feel like I'm dating Jay-Z,
279
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:56,240
which is kind of insane
280
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,402
because Beyoncé's all
over my vision board.
281
00:11:58,502 --> 00:12:00,185
- Mm-hmm.
- Your vision board?
282
00:12:00,882 --> 00:12:02,343
- You need one.
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:12:02,443 --> 00:12:03,740
Everything amazing in my life
284
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,639
I manifested through visualization.
285
00:12:05,769 --> 00:12:06,896
- Really?
- Yeah,
286
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,936
she's pretty much a life-size
vision board now, so...
287
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,240
- Yeah.
- Mm.
288
00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:13,357
Seriously, before I became a
part of the creative process,
289
00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:14,901
my life was just...
290
00:12:15,614 --> 00:12:17,036
- Bleh.
- It was awful.
291
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,437
I find that hard to believe.
292
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,159
Well, uh, believe it.
293
00:12:20,259 --> 00:12:22,321
She was, uh, stuck in Sydney
taking tours at the zoo
294
00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:24,683
wearing cargo pants and a turtleneck.
295
00:12:24,783 --> 00:12:27,566
It was awful. I ballooned up to 100 pounds.
296
00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:30,129
But seriously, nothing
in my life was amazing.
297
00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:31,610
I was so miserable.
298
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,612
I had zero dollars in my account, I mean...
299
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,055
- Oh, wait, show her the, um...
- Oh, my God, yes.
300
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,937
- You know, the... yes.
- Oh, my God.
301
00:12:38,037 --> 00:12:39,888
- Here, do you have it?
- Okay, so this...
302
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,861
I mean, they got my name wrong,
303
00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:45,122
but I got so many
Instagram followers from it.
304
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,275
And you think that's from visualization?
305
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,359
Look, I was turning
a negative into a positive.
306
00:12:49,617 --> 00:12:52,400
If you believe there's money,
307
00:12:52,499 --> 00:12:54,054
it will come to you.
308
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:55,581
Really?
309
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:58,245
- Just try it.
- Just try it.
310
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,686
I mean, it's not gonna kill you.
311
00:12:59,786 --> 00:13:01,288
- No.
- Or will it?
312
00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:03,010
No, it definitely won't.
313
00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,691
- No, it won't.
- But really, I mean,
314
00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:06,533
you won't have to, you
know, depend on Rafi so much.
315
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,415
I mean, it'll be really liberating.
316
00:13:08,515 --> 00:13:10,177
Honestly, I've got... ooh. I know.
317
00:13:10,277 --> 00:13:12,044
You can use the back of this one.
318
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,141
This is from, uh, 2015.
319
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,183
It's actually very,
very powerful, this one.
320
00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:17,424
Everything came true.
321
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:18,938
Obama?
322
00:13:19,326 --> 00:13:22,389
Yeah, I envisioned Rafi
a little bit too early.
323
00:13:23,097 --> 00:13:24,192
Rafi's Obama.
324
00:13:24,651 --> 00:13:27,274
- We know.
- So I can use this?
325
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,916
You can totally use it.
Use the back, that's...
326
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,357
I mean, it's double sided for a reason.
327
00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:31,838
I'm gonna need some magazines.
328
00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:33,760
- Oh. We have abundance.
- Okay.
329
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,913
- And some tape.
- Oh, yeah, yep.
330
00:13:35,913 --> 00:13:37,171
Probably scissors.
331
00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,137
I'm gonna need a dream too.
332
00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:03,516
Ugh.
333
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,895
Can you move over?
334
00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:18,737
This is my side.
335
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,616
Come on.
336
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,790
I don't wanna stay at Gigi's, though.
337
00:14:33,316 --> 00:14:34,847
Where should we stay?
338
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:36,714
In here.
339
00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,116
That's what I think too.
340
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:40,438
Would it be okay if we stayed here
341
00:14:40,538 --> 00:14:41,999
just for, like, a couple days
342
00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:44,042
or a week or a couple weeks?
343
00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:46,206
- Of course.
- Six months?
344
00:14:46,784 --> 00:14:48,406
Yeah, of course, if you wanna
345
00:14:48,506 --> 00:14:50,808
deal with Regina's crazy ass for that long.
346
00:14:50,908 --> 00:14:52,370
I don't really have a choice, you know?
347
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,651
We're so broke.
348
00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:55,213
It's broke?
349
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,255
Yeah, I gotta sell all
my prized possessions.
350
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,313
Why?
351
00:14:58,341 --> 00:14:59,736
What possessions do you have?
352
00:15:00,878 --> 00:15:02,268
Besides Larry?
353
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,342
A Jennifer Azzi jersey.
354
00:15:04,442 --> 00:15:05,983
Oh, no, you're not selling that. Uh-uh.
355
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,025
- I don't have a choice.
- No, no, no, no, no.
356
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,307
I can loan it to you.
357
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,308
No, I'm not taking your money.
358
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:11,589
I have the money.
359
00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:12,950
I can definitely loan it to you
360
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,232
or give it to you
361
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:15,713
'cause you can't pay me back.
362
00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:16,885
Here.
363
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:19,477
Where'd you get all that?
364
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,001
No, we're not taking her money.
365
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:24,001
I started an online business.
366
00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:25,683
What kind of shady shit are you up to?
367
00:15:25,783 --> 00:15:27,405
It's not shady.
368
00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:29,327
It's actually kind of
brilliant. I'm gonna show you.
369
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:30,928
This is why you've been acting so weird.
370
00:15:30,953 --> 00:15:32,129
Do you wanna see it?
371
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:34,011
Ouch, ouch.
372
00:15:34,111 --> 00:15:35,923
Mama's making money, honey.
373
00:15:36,194 --> 00:15:39,356
- Whoa, you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
374
00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:40,802
CreamedPants4U,
375
00:15:41,118 --> 00:15:43,020
he wants me to get so fat
376
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,719
that I can't leave my room.
377
00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:45,914
What are you doing?
378
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,372
I'm an eater.
379
00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:49,994
No overhead. I am the product.
380
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,123
It's, like, the best business model.
381
00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,045
I'm making, like, $600,
$700 in eight hours.
382
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:55,687
It's crazy, insane.
383
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,168
- You make that much money...
- Yes.
384
00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:58,650
To have guys watch you eat?
385
00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,891
Men pay to watch me eat.
386
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:00,972
And that's it?
387
00:16:01,072 --> 00:16:02,173
Then they jerk off, yes.
388
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,975
- And there's no weird sex stuff?
- Hell, no.
389
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:05,756
I wanna do it. Can I do it?
390
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,422
Uh, well, we gotta find your audience.
391
00:16:08,798 --> 00:16:10,500
People are not gonna
wanna pay to watch you eat.
392
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,981
There's plenty of other sexy shit
393
00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,466
you could be doing to get guys to jerk off.
394
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:17,374
Like what?
395
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:22,632
Okay, so just bounce
but, like, bounce, rotate.
396
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,746
Make it sexy.
397
00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:25,248
I'm trying to pop it. It won't pop.
398
00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:26,810
I think something is
wrong with these balloons.
399
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,652
Just keep bouncing, and make it sexy.
400
00:16:28,752 --> 00:16:30,214
- Okay.
- Don't be so aggressive.
401
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:31,895
- There you go, yeah.
- How's that?
402
00:16:31,995 --> 00:16:34,178
Yeah, that's cute, yeah. That's gonna pop.
403
00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:36,580
- It won't pop.
- So what? You look hot.
404
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,022
Yeah.
405
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,258
It's not popping.
406
00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:40,819
It's not popping.
407
00:16:41,245 --> 00:16:42,636
Wait, I pop it.
408
00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:44,945
It's not popping.
409
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,833
I know, see? It's too hard.
410
00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:49,025
I don't know.
411
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,997
Mom, it's not popping.
412
00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,264
I think I gotta find something else to do.
413
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,370
_
414
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,384
_
415
00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:30,574
_
416
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,913
_
417
00:17:52,819 --> 00:17:54,198
_
418
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,378
_
419
00:18:22,947 --> 00:18:25,462
_
420
00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:47,180
Oh, hey, Sasha!
421
00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:50,605
I have the... I have your money.
422
00:19:00,702 --> 00:19:01,717
Hi.
423
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,928
You weren't expecting a schlub, huh?
424
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:06,765
No, no, you look just like your picture.
425
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,596
Here's the money.
426
00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:14,058
Okay. Thank you.
427
00:19:14,548 --> 00:19:16,160
Hey, you're prettier than you know.
428
00:19:17,842 --> 00:19:18,778
What?
429
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:22,308
And I'll give you $300
more to go get a soda.
430
00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,054
Hot dog.
431
00:19:37,085 --> 00:19:40,669
Oh, thanks. I actually don't eat meat.
432
00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:42,869
Oh. There you go.
433
00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:44,560
Thanks.
434
00:19:46,094 --> 00:19:49,798
So, um, do you live, uh...
435
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,241
do you live nearby?
436
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,282
Uh, yeah, I live in Southie.
437
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:55,352
Mm.
438
00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,246
You go to the Saint Paddy's Day parade?
439
00:19:58,315 --> 00:19:59,341
Mm-hmm.
440
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,272
Yeah, I went there every
year, you know, since college
441
00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:06,060
until-until I got married and
moved out to the burbs and...
442
00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,473
Well, where do you live now?
443
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,564
- It's okay, you don't have to...
- We live in Canton.
444
00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:22,910
Oh.
445
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,590
I went to high school near there.
446
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:26,651
Oh.
447
00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:28,007
Yeah, I, um... I love it over there.
448
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:30,164
- Those blue hill trails.
- It's gorgeous.
449
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,994
I know, it's... You're lucky.
450
00:20:32,026 --> 00:20:33,528
It's the best part of Boston.
451
00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,009
Where'd you go to high school?
452
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,130
Uh, Milton Hall.
453
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,528
Oh, my God.
454
00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:39,844
What?
455
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,385
What?
456
00:20:42,717 --> 00:20:44,276
That's where my daughter goes.
457
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,453
- Cool.
- Yeah.
458
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:49,118
Cool. Hmm.
459
00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:50,785
What year is she?
460
00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:52,186
She's a sophomore.
461
00:20:52,286 --> 00:20:53,868
- Oh.
- Yeah.
462
00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:55,670
You have to tell her to take Mr. Hilgendorf
463
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:56,991
for U.S. History next year.
464
00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,272
You have to tell her.
465
00:20:58,372 --> 00:20:59,395
Okay.
466
00:21:00,014 --> 00:21:02,196
It'll blow the fuck open her mind.
467
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:03,991
- Will do.
- Okay.
468
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:06,796
He does this thing where he makes you buy
469
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:09,102
a regular, like, public school textbook,
470
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:11,627
and then you take it to
the track, and you burn it.
471
00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:12,988
That sounds a little dangerous.
472
00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:14,590
No, it's amazing.
473
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,336
He monitors it. It's very safe.
474
00:21:16,436 --> 00:21:18,819
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, oh, my God.
475
00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:20,997
And then he only teaches out
of
A People's History.
476
00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,542
Okay, wow.
477
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:23,581
Yeah.
478
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,585
- Howard Zinn?
- Howard Zinn.
479
00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:26,832
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
480
00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:28,924
Man, that book changed my life.
481
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,392
Amazing, Mr. Zeckendorf.
482
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,831
- Hilgendorf.
- Hilgendorf.
483
00:21:34,214 --> 00:21:35,996
- Yeah.
- I'll tell her.
484
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,398
Yeah, my mom, she went to the headmaster
485
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,840
and complained that he
was teaching us to be
486
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:40,970
un-American.
487
00:21:42,142 --> 00:21:43,395
She's crazy.
488
00:21:43,961 --> 00:21:46,847
I think all of her friends
died in Vietnam or something.
489
00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:48,488
Well, she sounds like a patriot.
490
00:21:48,588 --> 00:21:49,703
I like it.
491
00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:51,485
Really?
492
00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,315
It's the land of the free.
493
00:21:53,571 --> 00:21:55,267
You're rich, or you're stuck.
494
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,100
This is... the master of your own destiny.
495
00:21:58,336 --> 00:21:59,437
It's America.
496
00:21:59,537 --> 00:22:01,279
You sound like every teenage boy
497
00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:03,326
I've ever written a college
application essay for.
498
00:22:03,383 --> 00:22:04,645
- I do?
- Yeah.
499
00:22:04,677 --> 00:22:05,724
Why?
500
00:22:05,748 --> 00:22:07,080
Just, like, this romantic idea
501
00:22:07,105 --> 00:22:09,172
of America that does not exist.
502
00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:10,916
I mean, not for everyone.
503
00:22:11,269 --> 00:22:12,394
Well, you have me there.
504
00:22:13,151 --> 00:22:14,617
Why?
505
00:22:15,153 --> 00:22:17,375
I wrote my thesis on "Thunder Road."
506
00:22:17,475 --> 00:22:18,777
You did? See?
507
00:22:18,802 --> 00:22:19,983
I wrote it myself.
508
00:22:20,158 --> 00:22:21,102
Got you.
509
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,942
Yeah, you know, get into your Mustang
510
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,383
with a pretty enough girl
511
00:22:25,483 --> 00:22:27,623
and ride off into the promised land.
512
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,564
It's a nice thought.
513
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,293
I'd like to believe that.
514
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,034
Or I'd like to believe in that.
515
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,845
But I don't know.
516
00:22:44,302 --> 00:22:45,409
Yeah.
517
00:22:47,505 --> 00:22:50,160
America's lost some of her
beauty, that's for sure.
518
00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:53,037
We're just one giant strip mall.
519
00:22:53,271 --> 00:22:54,582
Everybody's fat.
520
00:22:56,354 --> 00:22:58,776
I've never answered an ad like this before.
521
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,226
I've never written an ad like this before.
522
00:23:04,362 --> 00:23:07,162
I mean, I have, but only
523
00:23:08,006 --> 00:23:10,005
to avoid dealing with my marriage.
524
00:23:14,212 --> 00:23:16,011
I think a lot of people do this.
525
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,599
I have a good heart. I really do.
526
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,434
And hey, you were a little boy once.
527
00:23:24,502 --> 00:23:25,884
A long time ago.
528
00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:27,671
So you had to be good then.
529
00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:12,527
It's not so bad, right?
530
00:24:14,512 --> 00:24:17,172
I mean, just think... next
time, we could go to Walmart.
531
00:24:19,205 --> 00:24:20,454
Why Bruce?
532
00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:22,658
I don't know, he's just, like...
533
00:24:24,651 --> 00:24:27,832
he's just, like, what a man's
supposed to be, you know?
534
00:24:28,263 --> 00:24:31,146
Mm-hmm, he sure is.
535
00:24:31,827 --> 00:24:33,512
Did you have any childhood...
536
00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:36,099
music... heroes?
537
00:24:36,301 --> 00:24:38,473
Mm, I don't know.
538
00:24:40,642 --> 00:24:42,647
Britney Spears... no.
539
00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:45,180
That's not who you want
teaching you to be a woman.
540
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,142
Hey, she has turned her shit around.
541
00:24:47,242 --> 00:24:48,503
- Has she?
- Yes.
542
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,429
Okay.
543
00:24:49,604 --> 00:24:50,706
No, I don't know.
544
00:24:50,806 --> 00:24:54,309
My hero was, uh, probably
545
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,111
this woman named Jennifer Azzi.
546
00:24:56,211 --> 00:24:58,654
Oh, my God, of course. That's amazing.
547
00:24:58,934 --> 00:25:01,036
How do you know who Jennifer Azzi is?
548
00:25:01,136 --> 00:25:03,238
Mm, '96 Women's Dream Team,
549
00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,240
WNBA Hall of Fame,
550
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,922
she's the head coach for USF.
551
00:25:07,022 --> 00:25:08,563
- Yeah, I know.
- Yeah.
552
00:25:08,663 --> 00:25:10,125
That's so... how do you know that?
553
00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:12,529
My daughter Mallory is obsessed with her.
554
00:25:12,828 --> 00:25:16,171
She's a lesbian, which is a relief
555
00:25:16,706 --> 00:25:18,741
'cause I don't have to deal
with all those creepy boys.
556
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:22,377
But she wants to play
professional basketball.
557
00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:23,547
Oh, yeah?
558
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,619
I thought that too.
559
00:25:25,841 --> 00:25:28,303
Yeah, and now she's even
more convinced it's possible
560
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,505
because of the expansion
team that we have coming.
561
00:25:30,605 --> 00:25:32,467
Boston's getting an expansion team?
562
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:33,972
- You didn't know this?
- No.
563
00:25:33,997 --> 00:25:35,627
- The Boston Spirit.
- We're called the Spirit?
564
00:25:35,652 --> 00:25:37,461
- Yeah, the Boston Spirit.
- Do...
565
00:25:38,021 --> 00:25:40,043
- It's an expansion team.
- Okay, there are only eight
566
00:25:40,143 --> 00:25:41,805
- WNBA teams.
- Now there's gonna be nine.
567
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,121
And Boston is getting one?
568
00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:45,169
Yeah, I'm taking Mallory
to see the open tryouts.
569
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:47,812
Anyone can try out?
570
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,417
Yeah. You didn't read this?
571
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,535
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
572
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,777
This has been my dream my entire life.
573
00:25:54,877 --> 00:25:56,339
- Oh, my God.
- I don't think you understand.
574
00:25:56,439 --> 00:25:57,660
I do understand.
575
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,902
You're working on a dream.
576
00:25:59,002 --> 00:26:01,015
Oh, yeah, Nelson was right.
577
00:26:02,325 --> 00:26:04,027
- That's amazing.
- That's amazing.
578
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,829
- You have to try out.
- I will. Thank you.
579
00:26:05,929 --> 00:26:07,951
- You promise me?
- I promise. Thank you.
580
00:26:07,976 --> 00:26:09,035
You're gonna make it.
581
00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:19,105
Oh, my gosh!
582
00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:21,770
Jesus.
583
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