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R for...

RACING!

V for...

VICTORY!

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This is my Papa. The whole world calls him RV

He is the best, best, best pilot de courses in the world!

Do you want to know how...

...he became the best, best best pilot de courses in the world?

This is the stadium where Papa began his racing career.

Not as a race car driver but as a tyre changer.

Papa's parents died when he was still in school.

He had to drop out and start working

And so he became a tyre changer in a racing team.

The fastest tyre changer in the world...

...with the biggest dream!

Snow White was helped by the seven dwarves

...and Papa was helped by my Mamma

From a tyre changer, Papa became a pilot de courses...

...after he met mamma

It's a very funny story!

One day, Papa was going somewhere and...

...as usual he was late. Bad habit!

And Papa has just one. He never plans anything and...

...that's why he's always late.

Listen man... - What the hell! Hey you're an Indian!

Where do you want to go? - 50th and Broadway but the thing is...

Listen, are you fresh off the boat? Just arrived?

In America, the driver sits in the front and...

...the passenger sits at the back.

Papa! I'm seeing hundred dollars for the first time.

...in one and a half months.

The fare from here to Broadway is twenty dollars...

...you can keep the rest... if you let me drive.

When Papa is in a rush he only trusts...

...one person behind the wheel... Himself.

Even if it takes...

...100 dollars instead of 20 for that.

Do you have a license? - Yes.

Okay, hop in then. But drive carefully.

I'm the only cabbie in New York who...

., hasn't received ticket until now.

Get it! - Got it!

Columbia University, 116th and Broadway.

The cab is occupied, ma'am

What? - I don't have time for this.

Cabbie, what are you doing!?

Papa! The cops will catch me.

Do you want to spoil my record?

Oh wow!

Watch out!

Oh shit!

Fantastic!

What are you doing?

He drives superbly!

Go ahead, break my record!

Look in front!

You are Michael Schumacher himself.

If I had the time I would sue you guys for this.

Thanks for the ride buddy.

Hey, I want to talk to you.

Papa!

Hey you cabbie!

Wow!

I'm sorry. It's just you're beautiful!

I think I'm in love! I can hear music.

It's my iPod! - Your iPod! - Move!

Oh man!

What's wrong with this now? - Why don't you play it and see?

It keeps on playing, its not stopping!

Sister, do you know his value?

Fifty dollars! - I'm sorry!

I'm Harry.

And you are? - Thank God!

Thank God? Your name is thank god?

Radhika Shekhar Rai Banerjee.

Is that all?

Then I will call you Radhika Shekhar Rai Banerjee... with love.

You can call me anything with love or in anger...

...but right now you need to come with me. Come on!

Wait. Wait! Hey wait! - I'm getting late! - Hurry! Come on man.

Coffee!? Music class. - H'asta la vista, sister.

Come on. - Okay dude, what's your problem?

Come on forget these girls. It's a waste of time and money...

Come with Harry. What's your name?

Rajveer Singh! - See! That's why she ignored you.

Rajveer Singh! Not happening! We have to change it.

Who gave you the right to change my name?

Speeding Saidles!

Saidles? - The racing team!

Oh, Speeding Saddles!

Same to same. Hariprasad Dhirubhai Patel...

...team manager. But you can call me Harry for the short.

But your team is...

Yes, it's not doing well. That's why I'm am driving a cab.

Whenever a dream is shattered in New York...

...a new cab driver is born.

All the cab drivers that you see here...

...some of them are doctors, IT whiz kids...

...Wall Street Kings, and Hollywood stars.

All of them had a big dream. They became taxi drivers...

...when their dreams were shattered.

But my man, you wait and see...

...Harry will not remain a taxi driver for too long.

Ask me why?

Harry, what will you do?

Our winning pilot de courses has run away...

...with my thirteenth girlfriend. That's why we're in trouble.

Actually I was just kidding! There was no thirteenth.

Thirteen is an unlucky number, isn't it?

So I went from twelve directly to fourteen.

But now Speeding Saddles...

...will be back to number one.

That's great! Have you found a new driver?

That's a good joke! R. V! What do you think about RV?

I don't know. I've never seen him. Is he good?

Is he good? My brother from another mother!

He is mind blowing!

So that's how Papa met my mamma for the first time.

It wasn't exactly a situation for love at first sight.

But this is New York. There is nothing like...

...love at first sight here.

Mamma was learning music in New York.

She is the best, best, best pianist in the world.

Papa teases her for being the arty type.

They weren't the ideal couple.

But believe me, they are. And the proof is Champ and I.

This is Aunty Sasha. She is mama's best friend...

...her classmate and her housemate.

She is all rolled into one.

Like speed up.

I'm walking. I can't fly, can I?

Why do you become so slow when you're away from the piano?

Damn, my iPod!

Yeah, damn your iPod!

I throw it in the dustbin and you pick it up again.

That's not cool!

I bought it just six months back. Why should I throw it away?

Then why are you beating it up?

It's not stopping. Some guy ran into me. And dropped it.

A guy! Was he a good looking guy or an ugly one?

He was a nice guy. But he broke my iPod.

Repair it after the dinner. We just have...

...one hour to get ready.

What just one hour? You are an idiot!

Why didn't you tell me before? Come on speed up.

No Harry, we already have Danny.

Come on Billy, Speeding Saddles...

...loose the race because of Danny anyway, right?

Not Saidles, Harry. It's Saddles!

Same thing My seventh girlfriend always used to say...

Hang on, not the seventh...

The seventh one couldn't speak

My eighth girlfriend used to say, Harry...

...East or west, never rest until you find the best.

And the best is right there.

Best? He is the best at driving taxis.

You Indians are best only at that. A fact is a fact Harry.

A fact is a fact. So let's see who is the best?

Let RV and Danny race against each other.

Whoever wins will be on the team

What do you say?

My fourth girlfriend used to say to me...

All right. All right. All right. All right. Let them race.

Fantastic!

Warming up! Warming up!

Wasting time.

Come on Danny!

Harry! - Billy!

Harry! - Billy!

Doesn't he know how to brake?

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!

Awesome! Awesome! Where were you till now?

Never mind. Now that you're here...

...now everything is going to be... awesome!

My sixth girlfriend always used to say, Harry...

What did she say, Harry?

Very deep thought. You won't understand. Forget it.

Keep this. 5000, cash. For three races.

If you perform well you will...

...get a contract from Speeding Saddles.

Five thousand dollars!

I know it's not much. But may be...

What'll I do with so much?

My tenth girlfriend had slapped me here once.

Can you speak a little louder?

What will I do with so much?

Okay, got it, got it, got it! - You keep some.

This is yours. Remember, I am the team manager...

...Billy has agreed to restart my salary...

...after seeing your speed.

Are you sure? - Yes.

Why are you displaying it? Keep it inside

And listen, always count the money before you take it.

How can I count it before I take it?

You'll learn. You have the lot to learn.

Come to the Fast Track store tomorrow...

...with 1000 dollars at 8 o'clock.

Not in the morning, right?

What do you think - at night? We need to buy some racing gear...

...and get you a haircut.

What's wrong with my hair?

Do you want to become a race driver or a model?

You have to practice at 11 am sharp.

Early to bed and early to rise...

Don't tell me... your eighth girlfriend?

My papa!

Hey stop! Stop!

No, don't stop. What's the matter? Where are you going? - Home.

Are you crazy? Now you're going to come with me to celebrate.

Celebrate what?

Because first, I'm in love. With Radhika Shekhar...

...what was the rest?

IPod. - With Radhika Shekhar Rai Banerjee.

And number two, we're gonna race!

Okay, the lady has gone. She's gone.

Chapter 1 closed. Chapter 2: Race.

First we need to race & then win the race. Only then can we celebrate.

How can we party before that?

No. No. No. We will party before the race...

...because we got a chance to race.

And we will party after the race because we did race.

Win or lose, we will party. Get it?

Got it! - Good! Cabbie, downtown please.

And why Papa was planning his party...

Mama's party...

...had already started in a very very expensive restaurant.

Beethoven is amazing but Mozart is overrated.

Salieri was so much better than him.

They say the secret lies in Vienna's wine.

Wine! Why don't I order wine?

I must also say I do know my wines. Allow me.

Stan, I will order wine.

Why are you like... let him order the wine

If I don't do it, he'll start a lecture about wine.

Is this the idiot you were trying to hook me up with?

How was I supposed to know he'd be like this?

He looks okay on the surface.

Well, now that you're here, have a drink, enjoy...

But not more than two glasses. Okay?

I tried to explain, but she insists.

That's great. I'm totally for the woman's right...

...to be able to order her own wine.

Excuse me.

You can't really tell that...

...mama is the daughter of a very very very rich businessman.

This one

Mama is mama. She is always very careful about money.

Wine is ordered.

Mama ordered the wine so that...

...her dull party would become a little exciting.

While Papa's apartment...

...was too small for so much excitement.

His party was rocking!

When papa says friends he means not just his friends but his friends,

...the friends of his friends and...

...the friends of his friends of his friends.

And so on, and so on and so on and so on!

Mama always orders the cheapest wine but...

...Papa spends money as if he's the King of New York.

Keep the change! Give it to the poor.

What're you doing? Give it to me, I'm poor.

Mr. Manager, Mr. Manager chill! Let him go.

Let's party. Let's party!

Aunty Sasha had warned mama...

...two glasses of wine and that's it.

But thank God, mama didn't listen.

Why are we sitting here like well-behaved kids?

Let's dance!

Stanley, why do you keep yapping all the time? Can't you dance?

Boring! Dance is a very good exercise.

Calf muscle! Thigh muscle! Hip muscle!

Radhika!

A dance a day keeps the doctor away.

Radhika, this is not a club. It's a restaurant.

So let's make it one!

They will throw us out of here.

Good idea! Let's order some more wine.

Then nobody can throw us out!

You've already had three glasses of wine.

Really? - Really.

Radhika! - Can I?

Radhika, no more wine. Okay.

Can I go to the toilet, miss?

Excuse us boys!

Sash baby, chill! I'm not drunk! Excuse me.

Now this is rocking!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, again!

Hey, again!

How did you find me?

When did I lose you?

Don't you recognise me?

Of course I do!

Cabbie! - Cabbie! Cabbie, that's right.

You know, I was thinking...

Don't you know how to dance? Why do you keep yapping all the time?

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Chica! Chica! That's my Chica girl!

Ain't nobody get me going better than my Chica girl.

Chica! Chica! That's my Chica girl!

Ain't nobody get me going better than my Chica girl.

Whenever, wherever I may be

its only you I ever see

this heart it tripped, a beat it skipped, it had to someday

I saw you, desired you

I seeked you and I found

and what's happened since I found you...

...was meant to be

it makes no difference now

if you say yes or no somehow

I've got you trapped in my heart here

from now to forever and ever

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

don't even try to get me boy

it's not as easy as it seems

you'll go insane, walk around in pain

you'll tear up at the seams

it makes no difference now

if you say yes or no somehow

I've got you trapped in my heart here

from now to forever and ever

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Chica! Chica! That's my Chica girl!

Ain't nobody get me going better than my Chica girl.

Chica! Chica! That's my Chica girl!

Ain't nobody get me going better than my Chica girl.

There are scores who worship me here

why the hell should I look at you?

How far the sky is from the ground...

...consider me that distant too

it makes no difference now

if you say yes or no somehow

I've got you trapped in my heart here

from now to forever and ever

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

whenever, wherever I may be

its only you I ever see

this heart it tripped, a beat it skipped, it had to someday

I saw you, desired you

I seeked you and I found

and what's happened since I found you

it makes no difference now

if you say yes or no somehow

I've got you trapped in my heart here

from now to forever and ever

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!

...now and forever my love

Come on, open up! If you have money to party...

...you have money to pay the rent.

I'm going to kill you!

Mummy! - Rent!

Tonight - Now!

Broke - Broken bones.

Cops!

Surgery's not going to help, it's time for the funeral

Radhika, sometimes you can be like, such a miser!

Damn that stupid cabbie!

Hello! How can he sit here without asking?

Excuse me, how dare you?

Listen, please, I'm in big trouble okay? Just two minutes.

Who are you? - Who are you?

Me? I am me!

No, not you. Who spoke before you?

That would be me. - Yeah you! Say something.

Something.

Say something else.

Do re me fa so la ti do.

I didn't understand a word.

But your voice is... - Familiar? Yours too!

Man, this is crazy!

You guys are making me crazy. Hey, move that magazine.

No. No. No. Please, my landlord is looking for me.

Where is he?

White T-shirt, big muscles...

...bald, crazy looking guy.

Does he have a tattoo? - Yes, a dragon tattoo.

He's right behind you. Excuse me! - No! No! No!

Excuse me! He's right here, behind the magazine. - No, please!

Just kidding. He's gone.

Really! - Yes. - Are you sure?

Yeah, positive.

Hey you!

Now that's Magic!

Papa spent all his money on the party.

He didn't save any to pay his rent.

If he had planned ahead then...

...how would he have met mama for the third time?

I love papa and his bad habits.

Radhika Shekhar... what's next?

Rai Banerjee, cabbie.

Cabbie! - Of course, cabbie! Do you remember...

...you broke my iPod?

Fifty dollars.

Fifty dollars! That's a pretty cheap iPod.

Is he the one?

Yes, I'm the one!

Hey, you were quite rocking in last night.

Where did you disappear?

Last night...?

Last night... fifty dollars.

Can you believe it Shona?

Shona? - Yeah, it means sweet in Bengali.

Oh really! I of course, don't know Bengali.

I have researched Bengalis in great depth.

Banerjee is equal to Bengali. - But I am not equal to Shona.

You're Bengali and you're sweet.

You're Shona. So you are equal to Shona.

So what? Fifty dollars.

Shona, whenever we meet...

You don't have any money.

Yes! Why does that happen?

Enough excuses cabbie.

I am not a cabbie. I am a pilot de courses.

You are a liar.

OK, I'll prove it this evening.

Come to the race track.

Why should I? - Because if you don't, I'll lose.

I'm not coming.

Look Shona, after I met you, I got a chance to race...

...for the first time.

And after I met you my iPod broke, for the first time.

You're like my lucky charm!

And you're my unlucky charm.

You're inviting her so lovingly and...

...all she's worried about is her iPod.

Forget her. I'll be there.

Forget her! Excuse me. Yikes, Harry! I gotta go.

My iPod?

This one's broken. If you want a new one then...

...come to the New York Speedway at 5 o'clock...

...to take your fifty dollars. Bye.

How much time do we have?

We're not going. - But he is so cute!

He's a liar... and a thief.

Do you want to be a model or a driver?

This is not a fashion show. Come on...

...concentrate upon the race.

How do I concentrate 'upon' the race?

The fastest drivers in this race are...

...Mighty Mike and Jolting Jack. Remember that.

Has Radhika come?

I don't believe this. This is your first race and...

you're worried about that... iPod!

Come on! Concentrate upon the race.

Okay. Okay. Race! Race! Race!

Jacking Jolt and who was the other one, Mickey Mouse?

Mighty Mike and Jolting Jack. Hello, look here not there.

Let me check if she's here...

Oh My God Harry! So many people! I can't do this!

Shut up, you can. Even great sportsmen...

...get nervous looking at such a big crowd.

Listen, you look at your car, your steering wheel...

...your steering, the track, look left look right.

Look everywhere else but don't look at the crowd.

Do you understand? - Shona!

What na? - Radhika!

Hey! - Hi!

I knew you'd come. This is my friend Harry.

Harry you idiot! This is the Romeo you brought here...

...to become a pilot de courses...?

Time to go back to being a cabbie.

Come on, let's race. Radhika's here.

Are you going to race on foot? Get in the car!

RV! RV! RV! RV! Come on, cheer for him.

I've come here to get my fifty dollars.

Yes, but you'll get that only if he wins.

Wow! He looks so hot in red, doesn't he?

RV! RV! RV! RV! RV! RV!

RV, if you lose this race then...

Speeding Saddles...

Chill Bill! From now on Speeding Saddles will always be...

That's my boy.

Go win cabbie!

RV! RV! RV! RV!

RV, very good. Keep it up!

Overtake!

Keep going! Keep going!

Bye-Bye!

Hey Harry! This is fun.

You fool! What're you doing? We have to change the tyres...

...please come in to the pit.

RV! RV! RV!

Come on guys, come on!

Good job!

Shona!

Bye Harry! - Go! Go. Go. Go. Go!

RV! RV! RV!

RV, there's a crash at the second bend.

I know. I can't see anything beyond it.

Don't slow down. Take it high and just drive through.

What? Are you sure?

Trust me RV! Just close your eyes, keep it to the right...

...and drive through the smoke.

Okay Harry!

Here we go!

Yes! We did it Harry! We did it!

Go!

Move to the right of car 56 and overtake him!

Hey Harry! What the hell is going on man?

This is welcome to racing!

There's a guy banging into me back here!

What're you doing? This is not...

...a school recess, this is racing.

What the hell is that man? He's been beating the shit out of me!

That's called bump-drafting. - Bump-drafting!

Yes, you can do that! It's allowed. - It's allowed?

Yes it's allowed. Now go!

Shit! I was running at fourth and now I'm last.

Come on RV, this is the last lap!

Hey! - Sorry!

The fender's gone!

RV! RV! RV!

Oh, I'm so sorry!

What're you doing? Drive carefully.

It's not my father's car.

Okay, now bye!

Yes!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

RV! RV! RV! RV! RV! RV! RV! RV! RV!

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I guess you know

I'm crazy for you

I'm walking on air since I've seen you

my every second is filled with you

my today and tomorrows too

hey shona hey shona

hey shona hey shona

I guess you know

what's in my heart

I've never said this before

but now, its time to start

my every second is filled with you my to days and tomorrows too

hey shona hey shona

hey shona hey shona

it seems like a burst of love, I wonder why

no matter what I say or do...

...seems like adoration to you, I wonder why

come now, leave it be

come on closer to me

whisper me some secret of your heart

hey shona hey shona

hey shona hey shona

of all the men in all the world

I've chosen you to love

if there's just one thing I've wish for

I've wished for you to love

in every need

with every deed

now you're mine, with me for life

hey shona hey shona

hey shona hey shona

I guess you know

I'm crazy for you

I'm walking on air since I've seen you

my every second is filled with you

my todays and tomorrows too

hey shona hey shona

hey shona hey shona

hey shona hey shona

hey shona hey shona

Is that from Tiffany's?

Yes. But how did you know?

50,000 dollars?

Fifty-five - 55,000 dollars?

Man, you're just mind blowing! You actually guessed the price and...

...the showroom just by seeing it?

You don't even have money to pay the rent...

How the hell did you buy a ring worth 55,000 dollars?

Shona, my knees are hurting. How long...

...do I have to sit like this holding the ring?

First go and pay the rent. - Right now? I don't have any money.

Did you spend it all?

No, not all. I may have about 50-60 dollars.

That's enough for today. - Today... and what will you do tomorrow?

Will you sell it?

Never! This is for you. I'll sell the bed.

You're just too much! - Shona, I'm just kidding. Listen...

...l'm going to sign...

...a sponsorship contract with Aveo tomorrow.

I'll pay the rent as soon as I get the cheque. I promise.

Tomorrow, tomorrow. What if this tomorrow of yours never comes?

Meanwhile, you've lost what you had in hand today.

But I haven't lost it! It's still in my hand.

So tell me, yes or no?

I can't believe it! I'm stuck with a fool.

Shona! Shona, listen to me. Yes or no?

There's a race in a couple of days...

...that's why he is doing a few extra rounds. Just five minutes more.

Practice! Race! More Practice! More race!

He's a very busy man. When does he go to college?

Why does he need to go to college?

He's finished with college?

Arts or science?

He's never been to college.

You mean... no college degree?

I mean... if he's already so successful, famous and happy...

...then why does he need a degree?

Right. What is a degree? Just a piece of paper

Come on pa, don't be so sarcastic.

He's quite popular.

Yes, especially with girls.

Aren't you jealous?

I am. Just a little bit. But I trust him.

So did you like the new car?

This car?

Yes. I've just bought it.

If we're going to drive such an expensive car then...

...where are we going to live after we get married?

How can you be so irresponsible?

Do you ever worry about how you're spending your money?

Cockroach? Worry?

Come on RV, get serious.

Hey Shona, chill! I don't have to...

...pay the whole amount now. A little now, a little later.

Installments... monthly...

five years! Just chill.

Papa, this is RV. RV, this is my papa...

...Mr. Shubhoshekhar Rai Banerjee.

So I will call you Mr. Shubhosekhar...

...sorry, I mean, Mr. Subho... Shekhar...

...excuse me I'm very nervous.

Can I call you papa, plain and simple? Papa sounds good.

Yes, I like him. - I knew it!

But not so much as to marry him.

Who's asking you to marry him?

RV is not the right person for you.

Small name. Small stature. I'm not talking money.

I know he's very rich and famous.

I'm talking about his stature here.

He needs to have some sort of an intellect...

...to be your life partner, doesn't he?

He does have an intellect. It's different from yours and mine...

But it's there. - Oh really! Which car dealer did he buy it from?

Come on pa!

Come on, Radhika. You're majoring in music.

French, Russian, Elizabethan poetry...

...world history, mathematical logic...

...these are your electives.

You've gained your intellect by studying all these subjects.

What has he studied?

Sports pages constitute his study of literature.

He knows only enough math so as to...

...calculate horse power.

And as far as foreign languages go...

...he probably knows only one word in Italian... Ferrari.

But I love him and he loves me.

He loves you now. But what about tomorrow?

He'll love me tomorrow as well.

Does he ever think about tomorrow?

It's just today's race and today's win for him.

You've always planned for tomorrow.

You were just ten...

...when you decided to become a pianist.

I learnt that from you and it was useful in life.

But to live for the moment...

...and to enjoy it... l've learnt that from RV.

And that will also be useful.

Okay, so enjoy this moment with him. I understand.

He's handsome, he's a sportsman and...

...he has also earned some money.

Why do you need to marry him?

Pa?

Let's be frank. I married your mother...

...after a lot of consideration.

But before that I also had...

...dates... flings with a couple of girls.

Flings!

I know... it sounds cheap. Affair. Have an affair...

...and then forget this RV affair!

Enough! Don't insult your son-in-law.

He is not my son-in-law! - He is my husband.

Have you gone mad? You're defending him today but...

...tomorrow you'll regret it.

We're getting married tomorrow.

If you come I'll be very happy but if you don't...

...You've taught me this...

...lt doesn't matter whether your loved ones hurt you or strangers...

...it's always wise to forget...

...the sorrow and move on.

I can't put into practice every bit of advice you've given me...

...but I will definitely follow this one.

Tomorrow morning. 10 am.

Could you slow down a little bit?

Uncle, start.

Do you Radhika Shekhar...

Just Radhika is fine.

Or Shona. Short and sweet.

Short and sweet. - It has to be the full name.

Radhika Shekhar Rai Banergee.

Superb uncle! Superb! Come on, move on.

Do you take Rajveer Singh...

...to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Yes, I do. - I do too. Can we kiss now?

Patience! The wedding's not over yet.

Relax.

Do you take Radhika Shekhar...

Uncle, the bride hasn't changed.

If you repeat such long names every time...

...both of them will become old. Forward.

Sir, she said Radhika's fine, right?

Fine. Do you take Radhika as your lawfully wedded wife?

Yes I do. - By the power vested in me...

...I now declare you man and wife. - Now the kiss?

Contnue. I'm not looking. My eyes are shut.

The rings!

Harry? - - I forgot!

What?

How could you?

Joking! Never fear, Harry is here. Take this.

Okay.

I don't think you should be kissing the bride...

...driving at this speed.

You want to get off? Close your eyes. Carry on

This is our house. The best, best, best house in the world.

Because here live RV, Shona, Champ and Princess...

...that's me. A family of four.

So this is how papa became...

...RV the superstar pilote de courses from a tyre changer.

Cute story, isn't it? Just like a fairy tale.

RV! RV! RV! RV! RV! RV!

RV! RV! RV! RV! RV! RV!

RV! RV! RV! RV!

Take the lead on the second bend.

On the fourth bend you'll be against the wind. - So?

My ninth girlfriend always used to say, Harry, when...

...the wind is in the opposite direction it reduces the speed.

Get it! - Got it!

Go win cabbie!

Go! Go! Go!

RV! RV!

Go! Go!

It's a hundred-lap race! There are ninety laps to go!

Don't burn your tyres. Let them warm up, man!

Harry, I'm not going fast. Everybody else is going slow.

I don't know what it is.

Harry, I am coming into the pit.

Number 27 and number 2 are both rookies. They're quite new.

They'll get excited early. Be careful. Do you understand?

You're doing well now. Get it! Go! Go! Go! Champ!

RV, be careful. Rusty, in car number 2 coming up.

Let him come. I'm getting bored out here.

It's not a joke RV! He's leveling.

Enough RV, stop fooling around.

Go RV, go get him!

RV, move from the right.

Get back. Back! Back!

Champ, stay with Princess.

Princess, take care of Champ.

Harry, will he be all right?

Of course. He's a fighter.

I know. And he has a lot of fighting to do...

The doctors are saying he may not race again.

They're fools. Don't worry about that. Relax.

I'm not worried for myself. But what will happen when RV finds out?

Then you and I will bring him back on the track, right?

Right. We will.

Come on cabbie, fight.

What?

Princess! Champ!

Princess! - What?

Why did you bring him into the house?

This is his house too.

No. No Princess this is not his house.

This isn't any dog's house. We don't like dogs!

We don't like dogs.

I love dogs!

They are dirty. They bark and they wag their tails like this.

They're stupid.

They're stupid. Daddy, I don't like dogs.

Daddy, please... Bruno will stay with us.

Okay, a vote. No. No. Yes. That's 2 nos and one yes...

...We win.

We win! - Doggy out!

That's not fair. Mamma! Mamma!

Why are you up so early and making so much noise?

Oh my God!

Look at what Princess has brought into the house.

We don't like dogs.

Why Champ? - Daddy, why don't we like dogs?

He is so cute. Where did you find him?

We will call him...

Bruno!

No, no! We will not call him anything.

Please Shona, we don't like dogs. Say something.

Bruno will stay with us. End of discussion.

He must be hungry. Do you want breakfast?

Come on Princess. What shall we feed him?

Do you want milk?

Chicks, I tell you.

Yeah man.

'The doctors had declared that...

...RV won't be able to race again.'

But RV has fought his injury with courage over the past one year.

And now he's making a comeback...

...to challenge Rusty Finkelstein.

Rusty has maintained his...

...position at number one throughout the year.

The question is, will RV be able to...

...win back his position?

Of course. Is that even a question?

Will he be able to defeat Rusty Finkelstein?

But experts are of the opinion that...

...Rusty is the only strong contender for this race. - Nonsense!

Are you sure you're ready to go back to the race track?

Which stupid news channel do you work for?

You think I'm stupid?

Well, you asked a dumb question.

Are you sure?

Of course. I've have been waiting for the past one year.

Daddy! - Daddy!

Daddy, Champ first, Princess second. - Really?

Cheater! Cheater! He didn't eat his cereal.

He threw it in the dustbin. - Wait. - Did not! - Did too!

Look stop. Listen. Princess, show me your tongue.

Okay now you.

No, I won't. - Why?

It's black. I lied.

RV, don't laugh. - Sorry. Don't cheat. It's very bad.

Hey team! - Hey Harry!

Hey Champ! Come on I'll show you my latest trick.

Okay, ready? Watch.

Come on Champ, let's go.

No, I want to learn this trick.

Come on I'll teach you two tricks until we get to the gate.

Let's go. - Okay Harry! - Me too!

RV, what's the hurry?

Okay. Tell me honestly, you are sure?

Is it black? It isn't, is it? I'm not lying. I'm sure.

Now go to class. Go.

Hey cabbie!

Shut up! That was for me.

Go win cabbie!

Going good! Going good! Going good!

All right, how far up is RV?

RV, Rusty is taking the lead from the right.

Move from the left.

How many laps left, Harry?

Just two more

Okay last lap, RV. Go for it!

He's blocking me Harry. I can't get through.

Try RV, try. You can over take him. Come on.

Come on RV. Come on.

RV try harder, just 700 metres to go.