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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,556 --> 00:00:03,288 In any ecosystem, 2 00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:07,915 you'll find a delicate balance between predator and prey. 3 00:00:07,918 --> 00:00:09,673 Some well-known predators 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,712 include Panthera leo, 5 00:00:12,715 --> 00:00:14,382 Ursus arctos, 6 00:00:14,385 --> 00:00:17,606 and star of the 1987 film Predator, 7 00:00:17,608 --> 00:00:19,408 Predator. 8 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,264 Now, examples of prey 9 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:24,547 include Oryctolagus cuniculus, 10 00:00:24,549 --> 00:00:26,649 Gallus gallus domesticus, 11 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,561 and weighing in at 58 pounds soaking wet, 12 00:00:29,564 --> 00:00:31,587 Diminutive homo novus... 13 00:00:31,589 --> 00:00:33,616 Curiously, a close relative 14 00:00:33,619 --> 00:00:36,158 of Gallus gallus domesticus. 15 00:00:48,129 --> 00:00:49,295 Cooper. 16 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:50,706 Your stop. 17 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:54,342 Would you mind dropping me off closer to my house? 18 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:56,311 You know I'm not allowed to do that. 19 00:00:56,314 --> 00:00:58,314 What if I did your taxes? 20 00:00:58,316 --> 00:00:59,923 Sorry, kiddo. 21 00:01:03,721 --> 00:01:06,488 I could've gotten you a nice refund. 22 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:08,023 The perilous journey 23 00:01:08,025 --> 00:01:10,025 from the bus stop to my front door 24 00:01:10,027 --> 00:01:12,695 was 97.5 meters. 25 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,678 FYI, insisting on using the metric system 26 00:01:15,681 --> 00:01:19,235 in East Texas is another reason I was hunted by predators. 27 00:01:50,434 --> 00:01:53,439 Homo novus needs a Yoo-hoo. 28 00:02:06,322 --> 00:02:13,025 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 29 00:02:18,629 --> 00:02:19,928 Jiu-jitsu? 30 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:22,831 I've decided to learn self-defense. 31 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,631 - Why? - I'm quite small, 32 00:02:24,634 --> 00:02:26,902 and will be for several years, 33 00:02:26,904 --> 00:02:28,904 maybe even more if I'm a late bloomer. 34 00:02:28,906 --> 00:02:31,473 Your dad's big, maybe you'll take after him. 35 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:32,841 We both like my mom. 36 00:02:32,843 --> 00:02:35,177 I think that's where the similarities end. 37 00:02:35,179 --> 00:02:36,879 You know, one of the books mentioned 38 00:02:36,881 --> 00:02:38,881 a Vietnamese martial art. 39 00:02:38,883 --> 00:02:41,083 Vovinam. I'm a blue belt. 40 00:02:41,085 --> 00:02:43,218 - Wow. - Don't be impressed. 41 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:45,387 It's what you get when your mom buys the uniform. 42 00:02:45,389 --> 00:02:47,156 Do you remember any of it? 43 00:02:47,158 --> 00:02:49,837 I don't even know where the belt is. 44 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:54,096 The book says jiu-jitsu 45 00:02:54,098 --> 00:02:55,931 is based on using your attacker's 46 00:02:55,933 --> 00:02:57,272 momentum against them. 47 00:02:57,275 --> 00:03:00,035 It's just physics. Come at me. 48 00:03:00,037 --> 00:03:01,904 Like, run at you? 49 00:03:01,906 --> 00:03:04,794 Well, I'm new to this, so maybe just walk quickly. 50 00:03:04,797 --> 00:03:06,358 And what happens when I get to you? 51 00:03:06,361 --> 00:03:08,677 I'll use your inertia to take you down. 52 00:03:08,679 --> 00:03:10,079 Okay. 53 00:03:15,619 --> 00:03:18,220 And when does inertia take me down? 54 00:03:18,222 --> 00:03:20,181 Any second. 55 00:03:24,891 --> 00:03:26,857 I don't understand. 56 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:28,830 I'm using physics. 57 00:03:32,372 --> 00:03:36,038 This leg lock is called an Outside Ashi Garami. 58 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,406 What happens next? 59 00:03:37,408 --> 00:03:39,939 That depends, is this your foot or mine? 60 00:03:43,714 --> 00:03:46,540 Cooper. Your stop. 61 00:04:08,973 --> 00:04:10,406 Ahh. 62 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:14,220 I bowled a new high score last night. 63 00:04:14,223 --> 00:04:15,408 Nice. 64 00:04:15,411 --> 00:04:18,619 - I got two turkeys. - What's a turkey? 65 00:04:18,622 --> 00:04:20,249 It's three strikes in a row. 66 00:04:20,251 --> 00:04:22,139 Why do they call it a turkey? 67 00:04:22,142 --> 00:04:25,921 Well, when they first invented bowling, 68 00:04:25,923 --> 00:04:29,319 they used to just throw frozen turkeys at the pins. 69 00:04:29,322 --> 00:04:31,733 Eventually, they switched to balls 70 00:04:31,736 --> 00:04:34,263 to cut down on the smell. 71 00:04:34,265 --> 00:04:35,898 Why you lying to her? 72 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,333 I find it keeps my mind sharp. 73 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:40,469 Sheldon, breakfast! 74 00:04:40,471 --> 00:04:42,137 Be right there! 75 00:04:45,976 --> 00:04:48,110 Sheldon! 76 00:04:48,112 --> 00:04:50,470 Coming! 77 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,460 Hello. 78 00:05:04,462 --> 00:05:06,037 Shelly, you all right? 79 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,925 Yes. I must be a little sore 80 00:05:07,928 --> 00:05:10,632 from doing jiu-jitsu with Tam yesterday. 81 00:05:10,635 --> 00:05:12,451 Why were you doing jiu-jitsu? 82 00:05:12,454 --> 00:05:15,437 We're boys. Roughhousing is what we do. 83 00:05:20,678 --> 00:05:23,579 - What was that? - What was what? 84 00:05:23,581 --> 00:05:24,880 That sound. 85 00:05:24,882 --> 00:05:26,517 What sound? 86 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:33,689 What's all this? 87 00:05:33,691 --> 00:05:36,325 An extra layer of protection. 88 00:05:36,327 --> 00:05:37,900 Protection from what? 89 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:40,661 Sweetie, is someone bothering you? 90 00:05:40,664 --> 00:05:43,532 - Yes. - Who is it? 91 00:05:43,534 --> 00:05:45,303 I'd rather not talk about it. 92 00:05:45,306 --> 00:05:47,069 No, I want a name right now. 93 00:05:47,071 --> 00:05:48,283 Mary. 94 00:05:48,286 --> 00:05:49,571 Have you been hurting him? 95 00:05:49,573 --> 00:05:51,540 Only with my words. 96 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:53,075 Tell me who it is, Shelly. 97 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:54,309 Mary, slow down. 98 00:05:54,311 --> 00:05:55,978 Don't tell me to slow down. 99 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,980 - Someone is bullying him. - Okay. 100 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,525 Okay. 101 00:05:59,528 --> 00:06:01,995 Sheldon, you can't go to school wearing all that. 102 00:06:01,998 --> 00:06:03,439 Go to your room and take it off. 103 00:06:03,442 --> 00:06:04,774 Yes, sir. 104 00:06:07,381 --> 00:06:08,924 You go with him. 105 00:06:08,927 --> 00:06:10,471 But my cereal's gonna get soggy. 106 00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:12,194 Go. 107 00:06:12,196 --> 00:06:14,134 I'd like one nice morning. 108 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,103 Why aren't you more upset about this? 109 00:06:18,106 --> 00:06:20,764 I am. I just think we should proceed with caution. 110 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:23,584 - Someone is hurting our son. - I understand. 111 00:06:23,587 --> 00:06:25,574 But handling bullies is tricky. It... 112 00:06:25,576 --> 00:06:27,709 It's easy to make things worse. 113 00:06:27,711 --> 00:06:29,545 And what makes you the expert? 114 00:06:29,547 --> 00:06:32,481 Honey, I was a bully. 115 00:06:32,483 --> 00:06:33,782 He's right. 116 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,118 You get involved in this in the wrong way, 117 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,054 and they'll take it out on Sheldon. 118 00:06:39,056 --> 00:06:41,806 Well, I'm sorry, but I can't just stand by. 119 00:06:48,532 --> 00:06:50,666 Georgie, I need to talk to you, and wake up, 120 00:06:50,668 --> 00:06:52,234 you're gonna be late. 121 00:06:52,236 --> 00:06:55,537 Got it covered. I slept in my clothes. 122 00:06:55,539 --> 00:06:58,677 Oh, Lord. Look, somebody has been picking on your brother. 123 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,912 You know anything about it? 124 00:06:59,915 --> 00:07:01,022 No. 125 00:07:01,025 --> 00:07:03,579 You better not be covering for anybody. 126 00:07:03,581 --> 00:07:05,480 I'm not. Most kids at school ignore him, 127 00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:07,048 and the girls all think he's cute. 128 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:08,517 It's kind of annoying. 129 00:07:08,519 --> 00:07:10,919 Well, I need you to look after him. 130 00:07:10,921 --> 00:07:11,931 Why? 131 00:07:11,934 --> 00:07:14,790 Because I'm your mother, and I'm asking you nicely. 132 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:16,291 What if I don't want to? 133 00:07:16,293 --> 00:07:19,087 I don't care, you're doing it. 134 00:07:21,098 --> 00:07:22,864 How was that nice? 135 00:07:22,866 --> 00:07:25,634 So there I was flying above the city, 136 00:07:25,636 --> 00:07:28,003 but when I woke up, I couldn't fly. 137 00:07:28,005 --> 00:07:30,439 That's like the dream you had where you were dating Madonna, 138 00:07:30,441 --> 00:07:32,405 but when you woke up, you weren't. 139 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:33,609 Exactly. 140 00:07:33,611 --> 00:07:35,911 You ever have the ones where your teeth are falling out? 141 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:38,981 Better my teeth than my hair, but... 142 00:07:38,983 --> 00:07:41,850 - Sheldon? - Over here. 143 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:44,319 - What are you doing? - Hiding. 144 00:07:44,321 --> 00:07:45,554 From who? 145 00:07:48,239 --> 00:07:50,264 Is Billy the one giving you trouble? 146 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:51,360 No. 147 00:07:51,362 --> 00:07:53,462 His dad? 148 00:07:53,464 --> 00:07:55,170 No... 149 00:07:57,703 --> 00:07:58,976 No. 150 00:08:01,005 --> 00:08:02,871 She's a demon. 151 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:07,881 The little Sparks girl? 152 00:08:07,884 --> 00:08:10,312 You're kidding. She seems so sweet. 153 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:13,049 He says she slaps him around, takes his lunch money. 154 00:08:13,052 --> 00:08:15,540 She even put a tadpole down his shirt. 155 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:18,865 Poor kid, he tucks in those shirts. 156 00:08:28,621 --> 00:08:31,222 - She looks harmless. - She's cute. 157 00:08:31,224 --> 00:08:33,524 So she probably gets away with stuff. 158 00:08:33,526 --> 00:08:35,205 I'm like that. 159 00:08:36,744 --> 00:08:39,008 I wonder if stray cats poop in that sandbox. 160 00:08:39,011 --> 00:08:40,210 George. 161 00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:44,588 You need to talk to her parents. 162 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:45,990 Me? Why me? 163 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,107 Because you're more intimidating than me. 164 00:08:49,109 --> 00:08:50,994 That's rich. 165 00:09:01,221 --> 00:09:02,520 Hey, Billy. 166 00:09:02,522 --> 00:09:04,487 Hello, Missy's dad. 167 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:07,624 - Is your father home? - Yes. 168 00:09:07,627 --> 00:09:10,194 Could you get him for me? 169 00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:11,807 Happy to. 170 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:14,064 Dad, it's Missy's dad! 171 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:16,518 He's also Sheldon's dad! 172 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:18,035 Well, howdy, neighbor. 173 00:09:18,037 --> 00:09:19,080 Hey, Herschel. 174 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,772 What brings you by? Chickens too loud? 175 00:09:20,774 --> 00:09:23,124 - Nah, they been fine. - Good, good. 176 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,009 Fried up the noisy one last week. 177 00:09:25,011 --> 00:09:27,163 That shut him up. Anyway, how can I help? 178 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,780 Uh, well... 179 00:09:28,782 --> 00:09:31,749 It's come to my attention that, uh... 180 00:09:31,751 --> 00:09:34,652 Sheldon's run into a bit of trouble with your daughter. 181 00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:36,187 What kind of trouble? 182 00:09:36,189 --> 00:09:39,157 He says she been beating on him. 183 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:42,326 - My Bobbi? - Yeah. 184 00:09:42,328 --> 00:09:44,095 This one? The six-year-old? 185 00:09:45,532 --> 00:09:46,831 Bobbi, get over here! 186 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:50,201 You realize I've taken dumps bigger than this kid. 187 00:09:50,203 --> 00:09:52,635 - Hi, Daddy. - Hey, babydoll, uh, 188 00:09:52,638 --> 00:09:56,268 Mr. Cooper says that you've been picking on Sheldon. 189 00:09:56,271 --> 00:09:59,343 - Now, is that true? - No, Daddy. 190 00:09:59,345 --> 00:10:00,878 Are you sure? 191 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,781 Okay, go wash up for dinner. 192 00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:06,549 I don't know what to tell you, George. 193 00:10:06,552 --> 00:10:07,984 I mean, is it, is it possible 194 00:10:07,987 --> 00:10:09,809 your son has a little crush on her? 195 00:10:09,812 --> 00:10:11,812 Oh, I don't think he's wired that way. 196 00:10:11,815 --> 00:10:14,202 Oh, are you saying that he's a... 197 00:10:14,205 --> 00:10:17,228 No, no, I'm saying he's a bookworm. 198 00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:20,464 Unless she's math or a dictionary, he ain't interested. 199 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:22,066 - Mm. - Yeah. 200 00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,635 Thanks for hearin' me out. 201 00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:27,049 Your wife sent you over here, didn't she? 202 00:10:27,052 --> 00:10:28,874 I don't want to talk about it. 203 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,073 I bet she did! 204 00:10:30,076 --> 00:10:31,375 Not talkin' about it! 205 00:10:31,377 --> 00:10:32,877 Tell her I said hi! 206 00:10:37,026 --> 00:10:38,382 How'd it go? 207 00:10:38,384 --> 00:10:40,751 Uh, good. Yeah. 208 00:10:40,753 --> 00:10:42,221 I handled it. 209 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,690 Oh, thank the Lord. 210 00:10:43,693 --> 00:10:45,522 Yeah. Me and the Lord. 211 00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:47,002 Team effort. 212 00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:04,976 Hello, Bobbi. 213 00:11:04,978 --> 00:11:07,545 You told on me. 214 00:11:07,547 --> 00:11:09,580 Well, actually, my brother 215 00:11:09,582 --> 00:11:13,017 figured it out, so, technically, I would argue that I didn't. 216 00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:15,119 Doesn't matter. 217 00:11:15,121 --> 00:11:17,688 Uh, I should let you know, 218 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,390 I've read a book on jiu-jitsu. 219 00:11:19,392 --> 00:11:22,627 And I'm prepared to throw it at you. 220 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,567 Shelly, it's just Bactine. 221 00:11:30,403 --> 00:11:31,569 Aah! 222 00:11:31,571 --> 00:11:34,127 I didn't even put it on you yet. 223 00:11:35,909 --> 00:11:38,242 You want to tell me what happened? 224 00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:41,046 Bobbi Sparks came into the garage... 225 00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:42,619 And she attacked you? 226 00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:45,515 Not exactly. I tried to use jiu-jitsu on her, 227 00:11:45,518 --> 00:11:47,051 but I tripped and fell. 228 00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:50,978 Aw, baby. I'm so sorry you're havin' to deal with this. 229 00:11:50,981 --> 00:11:52,170 It's okay. 230 00:11:52,173 --> 00:11:54,716 German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche said, 231 00:11:54,719 --> 00:11:57,695 "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." 232 00:11:57,697 --> 00:11:59,813 And do you feel stronger? 233 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,566 No. 234 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,202 How are the knees? 235 00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:06,771 Better, thank you. 236 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,506 Good. 237 00:12:08,508 --> 00:12:11,263 And regarding this jiu-jitsu stuff, you should know 238 00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:13,798 that a man's not supposed to raise his hand to a woman. 239 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,430 Oh, I won't. I don't want to hurt myself again. 240 00:12:19,881 --> 00:12:23,349 Did you ever have a bully when you were growing up? 241 00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:25,243 Have you met your grandma? 242 00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:29,827 I thought you said you handled it next door. 243 00:12:29,829 --> 00:12:31,594 I did say that. 244 00:12:33,915 --> 00:12:35,032 Where you goin'? 245 00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:36,798 To handle it. 246 00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:39,103 Should've been you in the first place. 247 00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:40,337 What? 248 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,505 Good luck! 249 00:12:44,043 --> 00:12:47,311 Way to go, Scooby! That's my newshound! 250 00:12:48,295 --> 00:12:51,029 Missy, I could really use your help. 251 00:12:51,032 --> 00:12:52,116 With what? 252 00:12:52,118 --> 00:12:54,585 I'm being bullied by Bobbi Sparks. 253 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:56,253 Hilarious. Go on. 254 00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:57,488 Madame Doo! 255 00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:59,023 That's me! 256 00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:02,795 Mom says a man should never raise his hand to a woman. 257 00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:05,318 But I believe I've found a loophole. 258 00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:07,364 You're a woman, so you're allowed to hit her 259 00:13:07,366 --> 00:13:08,632 as much as you want. 260 00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:10,102 Why would I do that? 261 00:13:10,105 --> 00:13:11,569 Because I'm willing to pay you. 262 00:13:11,571 --> 00:13:12,636 How much? 263 00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:14,795 My life savings, four dollars. 264 00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:16,513 That's a good start. 265 00:13:16,516 --> 00:13:19,009 Now, let's talk TV privileges. 266 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,277 What do you want? 267 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,913 Complete control every afternoon for two months. 268 00:13:22,915 --> 00:13:25,116 That's when Professor Proton is on. 269 00:13:25,118 --> 00:13:27,321 I know. Sucks for you. 270 00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:36,494 I'm on fire! 271 00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:39,697 Hello, Brenda. 272 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:41,365 Oh, hey, Mary. 273 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,399 How many lanes you need? 274 00:13:42,401 --> 00:13:44,768 Actually, I'm here to talk to you. 275 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:47,443 Seems that our kids are havin' a little problem. 276 00:13:47,446 --> 00:13:49,340 Yeah. Herschel told me. 277 00:13:49,342 --> 00:13:51,308 Oh, good, good. 278 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,818 So, I was wondering what you're plannin' to do about it, 279 00:13:53,821 --> 00:13:56,388 'cause the situation doesn't seem to be gettin' any better. 280 00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:58,060 Well, if you haven't noticed, 281 00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,783 I'm at work right now. 282 00:13:59,785 --> 00:14:01,719 I see that. 283 00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:03,055 But you understand 284 00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:05,356 that your daughter's being abusive to my son. 285 00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:08,726 Well, maybe your son needs to grow a pair. 286 00:14:08,728 --> 00:14:10,661 And in due time, he will. 287 00:14:10,663 --> 00:14:12,329 But right now, I expect you 288 00:14:12,331 --> 00:14:14,498 to teach your children how to behave. 289 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,631 Connie Tucker to the front desk, please. 290 00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:20,371 Connie Tucker. 291 00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:21,906 Why are you calling her? 292 00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:24,138 You say my daughter's harassing your son. 293 00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:26,710 Well, her daughter's harassing me. 294 00:14:26,712 --> 00:14:28,646 Hey, Mary. 295 00:14:28,648 --> 00:14:30,814 - What are you doin' here? - Well, 296 00:14:30,816 --> 00:14:33,684 I was hopin' to have a rational conversation about Shelly, 297 00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:35,819 but there's only one person being rational. 298 00:14:35,822 --> 00:14:37,521 Uh, and it ain't you. 299 00:14:37,524 --> 00:14:39,623 Could you excuse us for just a minute? 300 00:14:43,095 --> 00:14:44,895 Do you understand that you are in the place 301 00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:47,097 where I socialize three to four days a week? 302 00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:49,500 So you care more about bowling than your grandson? 303 00:14:49,502 --> 00:14:50,834 Of course not. I'm just saying 304 00:14:50,837 --> 00:14:52,603 maybe there's a better way to go about it. 305 00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:55,005 Now, I'm warnin' you, Brenda is one mean... 306 00:14:55,007 --> 00:14:56,740 I know you don't like bad language, 307 00:14:56,742 --> 00:14:59,410 but we are in a bowling alley... One mean bitch. 308 00:14:59,412 --> 00:15:01,920 Well, I can be mean, too. 309 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:04,615 Okay, you listen to me. You get your kid 310 00:15:04,617 --> 00:15:05,749 in line or I... 311 00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,951 What are you doing? 312 00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:08,986 Get out of here. 313 00:15:08,988 --> 00:15:10,621 This is my place of business. 314 00:15:11,891 --> 00:15:14,225 And now I see where your daughter gets it. 315 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:15,243 You know what? 316 00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:17,045 I have been nothin' but nice 317 00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:19,263 to you and your family since the day y'all moved in, 318 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:20,584 and I'm over it. 319 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,099 Watching you walk around all holier 320 00:15:22,101 --> 00:15:23,475 than thou, like you're better 321 00:15:23,478 --> 00:15:24,615 than everyone else. 322 00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:25,703 Well, guess what, 323 00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:27,063 you're not. 324 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,446 I'm gonna pray for you. 325 00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:37,948 She says that to me all the time. 326 00:15:37,951 --> 00:15:40,204 I'm not even sure she does it. 327 00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:49,712 How'd it go? 328 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,806 I don't want to talk about it. 329 00:15:51,809 --> 00:15:53,875 Is that pine? 330 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:55,510 We're not talkin' about it. 331 00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:57,679 And you get that! 332 00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:04,384 Herschel. 333 00:16:04,387 --> 00:16:05,419 Hey, George. 334 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,012 It has come to my attention 335 00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:09,691 that your wife went to speak with my wife 336 00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,326 at her place of work, 337 00:16:11,328 --> 00:16:13,228 - and, uh... - She send you over here? 338 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:16,431 Uh, the-the important thing is that I'm here to tell you 339 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,234 that, uh, Mary's behavior was inappropriate. 340 00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:20,969 You know, it's interesting. 341 00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:22,904 When I came to your house, you were laughin', 342 00:16:22,906 --> 00:16:23,976 and... 343 00:16:23,979 --> 00:16:25,540 now you're all serious. 344 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,009 Why is that? 345 00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:28,977 What do you say we go talk about this 346 00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:30,779 somewhere a little more comfortable? 347 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,547 Who's at the door? 348 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:44,259 Make yourself at home. 349 00:16:44,261 --> 00:16:45,360 Oh, boy. 350 00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:46,695 You hang out in here? 351 00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:47,796 Sure. 352 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,064 Once you get used to the smell, 353 00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:50,905 it's not so bad. 354 00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:52,480 I coach a high school football team. 355 00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:53,723 This smells like petunias. 356 00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:55,270 I like to... 357 00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:57,718 take a break from the family and... 358 00:16:57,721 --> 00:17:00,542 come out here and watch the games. 359 00:17:00,544 --> 00:17:02,244 Ooh! 360 00:17:03,569 --> 00:17:05,447 Your wife don't mind? 361 00:17:05,449 --> 00:17:06,581 She don't know. 362 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,083 She's scared to death of chickens. 363 00:17:08,085 --> 00:17:09,918 - Is that right? - Once I found out, 364 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,421 buildin' this coop was a no-brainer. 365 00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:22,631 You were gone so long. 366 00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:23,999 How did it go? 367 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,710 Well... 368 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,602 One lump or two? 369 00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:30,005 Two, please. 370 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,673 Billy? 371 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,343 Why would I want lumpy tea? 372 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,777 Isn't he pretty? 373 00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:36,945 Very pretty. 374 00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:39,214 I feel pretty. 375 00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:47,489 I handled it. 376 00:17:47,491 --> 00:17:49,558 Thank you so much. 377 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,272 We're family. It's what we do. 378 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,767 Listen, I'm sorry my wife went down to the bowling alley. 379 00:17:58,769 --> 00:18:01,780 Please, I'm sorry Brenda made me come to your door. 380 00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:02,916 I'm not. 381 00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:05,307 This is the most fun I've had all week. 382 00:18:05,309 --> 00:18:08,507 I-I feel bad about the whole thing with the kids. 383 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,411 Hey, it happen 384 00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:13,148 I know, but Bobbi shouldn't be beatin' on Sheldon like that. 385 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,887 - It's not okay. - What's not okay 386 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,185 is Sheldon gettin' beat up by a little girl. 387 00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:18,653 Well... 388 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:19,955 Yeah. 389 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,784 Look, I'll talk to Bobbi. 390 00:18:23,787 --> 00:18:25,887 I don't know if it'll help, but I'll try. 391 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,196 - Hey, you're a good man. - Mm. 392 00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:30,665 Yeah, I-I should be headin' back. 393 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:31,999 Mm. 394 00:18:32,002 --> 00:18:34,669 All right, well, look, come on by anytime. 395 00:18:34,671 --> 00:18:36,238 Yeah. 396 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,941 You know, we should obably get our stories straight 397 00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:40,976 before we talk to our respective... 398 00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,679 - mates. - Sure. 399 00:18:42,682 --> 00:18:44,513 What do you want to say? 400 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,181 How 'bout this? 401 00:18:46,183 --> 00:18:48,183 We had words, 402 00:18:48,185 --> 00:18:49,918 it almost got ugly, 403 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,386 but we came to an understanding. 404 00:18:51,388 --> 00:18:52,499 - I like that. - Yeah. 405 00:18:52,502 --> 00:18:53,802 You want to take a swing at me? 406 00:18:53,805 --> 00:18:54,870 Make it look real? 407 00:18:54,873 --> 00:18:58,359 I have a freakishly high tolerance for pain. 408 00:18:58,362 --> 00:19:00,655 No, no. But you're sweet for offering. 409 00:19:00,658 --> 00:19:03,325 - You have a good night. - You, too, pal. 410 00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:04,632 Herschel! 411 00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:06,488 Where the hell are you?! 412 00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:07,803 Shh. 413 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,372 I built a hidey-hole under here, 414 00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:13,642 but there's only room for one of us. 415 00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:16,011 Where is that fat dumbass? 416 00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:19,815 Believe it or not, that means I'm gettin' lucky tonight. 417 00:19:19,817 --> 00:19:22,350 Y'all have an odd relationship. 418 00:19:22,352 --> 00:19:25,086 Love is a mysterious thing. 419 00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:26,858 Herschel! 420 00:19:30,696 --> 00:19:33,595 Existing in a world of predators isn't easy, 421 00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:36,969 but we prey have developed several natural defenses 422 00:19:36,972 --> 00:19:38,238 to help us survive. 423 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,768 There's playing dead, 424 00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:42,224 warning calls, camouflage... 425 00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:46,912 and, last but certainly not least, 426 00:19:46,915 --> 00:19:48,710 good old-fashioned running away. 427 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,875 A little screaming never hurts either. 428 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,071 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 29066

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