Original subtitles

For legends in spanish: Javier AC - Thanks to @ vgfilducci Nehrox1337 for the correction.

http://facebook.com/VideoGameHighSchool

Last charger!That we move!

The stable output locked!They are counting!

Where is BrianD!?

ow about the long way home, Briand?

Do you sweaty enough for you? - Can this wait, K-Pop?

Afternoon I get a game of CLA

In this FPS from Think Geek That goes a Lei following the service!

Come on, do you want?

Like any strategy ... real time

Resources.

Our guest stable decorated BY PwnZwn As "lover Player of the Year" ...

and PetiteElite As "Adolescent player handles most of the Decade".

It is also captain of the team FPS Games School of ...

and sorry, girls. This caught.

Hang your uma males, because here comes Lei!

Here this!

Law ¿ready for this? (Pun with Law and You)

So, uh ...

Who wants to see a demonstration of Trickshot?

Oh, I love you!

She wants.

It took three weeks to get all that!

And I three seconds.

I guess it's called, uh ...

Strategy.

GG Briand. See you tomorrow. GG - Good Game.

Yes!

See you tomorrow ...

Forever!

Hi, Mom, the school went well! I love you, goodbye!

I can touch them? - Sure, you can play both!

Sorry I'm late.

I'm glad you could join, captain!

Come on! Follow me!

Have you seen that?

What folly! Guys, I ...

Thank you!

Well, you told me on the racks this is what is called a "pubstomp"?

What else happened on the racks, Bella?

Anyway, girls ...

"Pubstomping" is when a pro like me ...

enters a random server and gets the, uh ...

I hear you out there!

Long arm of Law! Long arm of Law! (Law = Law)

I love these people.

Left Flank ... Laser ¿Occam to three?

As in the Milwaukee Invitational.

Come on!

Prepare to take the point ...

Brian! Take the cat for a walk!

First, I will take the cat!

We are as always!

Cheeto ...

Cheeto!

Cheeto ... Chee-to! Cheeto .... Cheeto ...

What are you doing, guys?

-AFK. - Cheeeee-to!

Here! Kitty, kitty ... - For god. Guys ...

We need a new captain.

Yes .. We seem to have found a server ...

Why we have retrofitted?

LAW HAS COME TO THE GAME.

Well, guys ...

I have him.

I have you, oh, God.

Too much power. As always, too much power!

Run!

Chee-to ...

Come here, Cheeto!

Cheeto!

Amazing, right?

I still feel that rush.

Oh, my God ... Once I ended up with a whole family with that movement.

Cheeto!

Cheeto ...

Cheeto ... good kitty ...

Cheeto ... Ah! Ow!

Cat stupid!

Go! It seems that this guy is AFK!

Away from the keyboard.

Let's see if we can have fun along with him.

Yes ..

Mom! Where is the iodine?

Whatever it is, boy.

It ...

That has been around!

Burning ...

Burn!

Well, what do you call this movement?

You know what? That's not really a movement ...

I ... I ... I ...

killed.

You know, is a pubstomp, anything can happen ...

Who was that guy? Right?

Who was that guy?

So, uh ...

Well, I guess, uh ...

Court for ads or something?

- Law has killed, has killed Law. - Briand, are the King!

And still unaccounted for president right now ...

The nation expects ...

Hold on to your joysticks, zoners!

We bring you an alert PwnZwn urgent!

ShotBot ? What do you have?

VGHS star, The Law has been humiliated ...

live on national television

by a nameless noob ...

In a pubstomp has gone wrong!

Does my computer?

Death of the century! Attentive to repeat!

Our sources tell us that a player not rated, Briand

has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive ...

Video Game High School, a school where students are ...

to make millions with the pros.

Yes, that's true, we were with Brian when the call for VGHS!

Do you want, Briand! - Yes! Brian!

Give me a break!

What makes you think that lucky brat who has what it takes?

What makes you think that lucky brat who has what it takes? - Ron ...

Ron!

I totally agree, Ron!

VGHS school is professional players in the country!

VGHS school is most important professional player in the country! - Guys, guys, guys ...

Can we agree for a second?

Can we agree for a second? - Your agreement has been recorded!

Boys, boys, boys! Please!

Just ... look at his video acceptance, right?

It will study physics.

Will study the physics engine.

It will study fine arts.

Will study the arts of war!

Learn biology ...

bathing in the blood of your enemies!

Does that sound OK?

Well, bievenido to VGHS.

You have been accepted.

This is really happening ...

Everyone says they do not get, but ...

I have to try, I mean ...

I dreamed of playing for a team since he was "PEGI +3".

I hope you understand.

Cheeto typical.

I will miss this tug of war.

Take care of mom, okay?

Brian?

We will prepare. The reporters are here.

I love you, Mom.

I put more food in the bowl.

Where are you?

I'm going to VGHS.

- Brian! Brian!

- Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, Brian

English Subtitles By: Kip Calendine

Am I getting through to you, Brian D.?

Huh? Oh. Uh...

Yes sir. Straight through.

I swear, every year it's the same damn cutscene.

Some media darling with a five-second kill reel

breezes into school on a golden ticket.

Buckle up, kid. Cuz this ticket puts you on a plane straight to hell.

And the in-flight movie?

Super hell.

Understood, sir. I know it will be rough here, but...

I did get some practice at the Milwaukee Invitational, so...

Oh, really?

Still feeling cocky, Mr. Milwaukee?

You're the lowest-ranked player in the school!

Well I should probably go get some practice then...

And as for you, Ki Swan. I don't care what game your parents developed.

What the frag are you doing?

Well sir, you cut such an imposing figure

I thought I'd make a game about you.

Haha, awesome!

What are my moves?

Calhoun always wins.

Acceptable.

Now scram, you scrubs.

Ah, don't we get a welcome buddy?

Cool your jets, Miss Swan! I was just getting to that.

Your orientation guide is...

Jenny Matrix. 5,031 points. JV FPS captain.

You must be pretty nervous.

Of course I'm nervous. Did you see her 1080 no-scope NattyICE?

Hahaha, not even close, son!

Who's next?

But don't worry. I've got a secret weapon.

Hey, Jenny.

Nice moves. I'm Brian D.

Ahh, Mr. Law-killer, huh.

You saw that?

I mean-- yes. I am.

ColdTurkey, get Brian D. here a drink.

What? No! I--

Who's Brian D., the kid with the lame hat?

Lame hat? Only cool hats for this noggin.

I guess that's cool...

Hey, check out the cool kid with the cool hat!

Hey, sweet hat, frosh!

The name's Games...

Games Dean.

So cool.

Brian, your secret weapon seems to have misfired.

Hey! Come on, we doin' this or what, D.?

Oh! No, I'm not here to fight. You're our welcome buddy.

What? She's supposed to show us around and... stuff.

Alright, sorry guys. Duty calls.

Let's go.

And this concludes your tour of VGHS.

You took us in a straight line and said nothing.

Hey, Jenny doesn't have time to show us noobs around.

She's got the whole JV team to worry about.

Speaking of which...

Give me five reasons I should put you on my team.

That was pretty transparent, wasn't it...?

Yeah, a bit.

Reason number one, I'm honest to a fault!

You probably shouldn't list one of your faults as a reason.

It's okay, Ki, she's gone.

Wait, that's not okay, I don't know where my room is!

Seriously, guys, fun's over, right?

What's wrong, baby Wong?

Thought you rockstars knew how to party.

Yeah, totally, Annihilist! Totally, yeah!

Okay, you guys got me.

Oh, hey! Ted Wong.

Ki Swan. 1360 points. Fighter.

Welcome to the Frag Floor, Ki--

Hey, leave him alone.

What're you gonna do about it?

Stop us?

Nope. You're not.

Brian, maybe we should get the R.A.

Did your girlfriend just get here?

This loser is the R.A.

Are you really his girlfriend? Because--

Nice.

What do we got here?

Hey, give that back!

What's this?

I don't know. Something stupid.

Chiba?

Hanzo? Where'd you get this, the poor store?

Where'd you get your manners? The... rude store?

Oh my goodness!

Aw, sweet burn dude!

Nobody... insults my manners.

Well nobody makes fun of my gear.

And no one insults my new best friend.

This sounds like a challenge.

Woah, woah... you guys can't fight in my hallway.

Rumble in the Rumpus Room!

Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you a match-up of epic proportions.

In the cool corner we got, Brian D.!

And in the other corner we have some loser that was hardcore guffin' me.

Alright, y'all know the rules! Single life, no respawns.

Player one, are you ready?

Let's do it!

New best friend, are you ready?

Brian, I just looked at the official rulebook.

I really think that you should look at paragraphs 12 through 90.

Any chance you could paraphrase?

Oh okay, um.

Read rules. Important.

That's not what I meant, Ki!

Alright, let's get it on!!

You can't hide from me! You're like a minnow, and I'm a shark, I'm gonna eat 'cha.

Great timing, Chiba.

Yes! Yes! Ha ha!

Who's working at the poor store now?

Wait, what just happened?

Oh, Brian. Paragraph 90, Section 3.

Should a student's rank fall below zero, then they are automatically, ruthlessly and instantly--

Expelled.

Annihilist, dude, I didn't know...

Four more reasons, Brian.

Welcome to VGHS.

Jenny, wait! Where's my room?!

On the plus side, dude...

That guy was supposed to be your roommate.

Dude, I just got a kid expelled. How is that a plus side?

YEAH!! Best roommate friends forever!!

I'm okay.

The one-shot wonder.

We meet at last.

Hey! Uh, the, uh... the Law...

It's just Law around here, Brian.

I don't mean to pry, Bri-guy, but, uh...

Are you okay? What're doing here?

Just gettin some air...

You were gonna throw your gear out, weren't you.

I dunno.

VGHS is a little bit different than I thought.

Chiba and Hanzo just kinda feel out of place.

Brian...

Look, who are we talkin about here. Your gear? Or you.

I know, right? Stupid.

Listen.

Oh. Old school. Nice.

Let me tell you something I've always kind of told myself.

Fitting in at VGHS is hard, but...

You can't be the best, unless you be yourself.

Okay?

Never... never forget that.

Never let anyone break you.

Do you really mean that?

More than anything in the world.

Chiba!!

Too bad you're in my world now, Brian.

Don't you get it, Brian!?

I am VGHS!

Welcome... to me!

English subtitles by: Freddie Wong

How are you lost? You're the RA!

Hey, you're the one who overslept.

Well, I'm sorry, I had to practice with my new game deck

if I want to get good and impress Jenny Matrix.

Hey, Brian.

Loved watching you kill Annihilist last night -

Very impressive.

How would you like a spot on JV?

Are you serious?

Double-stuf serious.

JV could use a boost in the cute department.

Welcome to the team...

...and welcome

TO ME!

Is anyone else hearing this?

Nope.

Cheeto...?

Killing spree

Mornin' roomie!

Pizza brunch?

What is with everyone today?

Well...

You killed the number one player at the school...

...you got a guy kicked out on your first day...

You're a marked man, Brian.

Just like this pizza!

Everyone wants a piece of you!

I gotta keep my head down...

You're right - we could throw you a party.

What? - In your honor.

I didn't say that...

Called Brianpalooza.

No!

Hi! Brian!

I had a question about Brianpalooza.

Did you take this while I was sleeping?

I have a very aggressive street team.

I was just wondering what time "Rock o'clock" is?

You know - half past rad.

But when is half past rad?

Quarter to score. - Ted, no. Seriously, like...

Every twitcher in the school wants to fight me.

I'm not gonna throw them a party.

Can we please just...

...hang out by this stairwell?

Look at this view! This could be our new hangout spot, am I right?

Wow!

I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.

I'll add it to my list that I made

of potential hangout spots.

Really?

Okay. A party's one thing, but you can't even walk past The Law?

Come on it's time to stop hiding in the shadows

and shine like the star that you are!

I'll stick to the shadows, thanks.

I'll see you in class.

What's gaming all about, Brian?

Well, um...

I always thought that... - I'm sure if I looked at

Brian's Big Book of Gaming

It'd tell me that gaming's all about

expelling classmates

Starting fights

Landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.

You know what gaming's really about, Brian?

Boom.

It's all about the game.

Gaming's... all about the game, sir?

I knew you wouldn't understand.

You're in the danger zone, kid.

You may have snapped a few points wasting Annihilist, but...

If you want to last more than a week at this school...

I suggest you start keeping a low profile.

I-I hear you, sir.

I was actually just telling my friends:

"Low profile" - that's my game.

Really.

Does that game include a minigame about being fulll of crap!?

Now get out of my office.

Okay.

Hello students

and welcome to FPS 101.

My name is Ace. You can call me Ace.

Sound good? Fantastic.

Now I'm sure a lot of you are thinking right now:

"Hey. I got myself into VGHS. What's with all the back to basics baloney?"

Well.

Let me just set the record straight for you pardners real quick like...

You don't know shinola about first person shootin'

Freshman year is about two things, hear me now...

Fundamentals...

and first impressions. Brian D, I presume?

Sorry I was late, sir.

Well you've already broken Ace's first rule.

Be punctual.

No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."

You'd have known that had you been punctual. Have a seat.

Brian! - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.

Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's name

Rule #1, Brian!

Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.

-The first girl y'all ought to be impressin' - Check out who our TA is...

is our straight shootin' TA over here Jenny Matrix.

That's right, Ace.

As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshman

to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow.

Personally, I think it's a huge waste of time but...

It's tradition.

Brian! That could be you wasting her time tomorrow!

I don't know, Ki, I...

The scrim is a perfect opportunity to be rubbin' elbows

with some of the best mouse jockies this high school has to offer.

Jenny you think any of these cheesedusters has what it takes?

Well there's only one way to find out, Ace...

Let's hit The Pit.

I cannot wait.

People underestimate The Pit because your targets are made of paper.

But trust me. When you know The Pit...

You know yourself.

Playing games by yourself?

I got better things to do in my sleep!

This is great! I can totally do this level in my sleep!

Yeah, great.

So, Ki...

Back to our favorite romance languages...

What were yours again?

Spanish? Italian?

C++.

"Very good."

Be fast.

Be efficient.

And above all else...

Be resourceful.

Thirty-nine seconds...

That's not bad, Matrix.

Just shy of the school record.

Wait, that's not right. You can get like ten seconds faster than that...

Brian D! Something to share?

No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...

Wasn't important.

Good. Then shut up.

Brian was just saying he can complete the course much faster than you, Jenny.

Well, la-dee-freakin-da. I'd love to see that.

What about you, class?

Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...

C'mon Brian.

Show us what you got.

Try not to wet yourself, noob.

That's somewhat... unorthodox.

Brian... I am disappoint.

Cheer up, Brian!

At least no one wants to fight you anymore! - I figured it out!

Rock o'clock is 3:32!

We've missed Brianpalooza.

Calhoun wants me dead...

I'm late for Ace's class...

Oh! And I can forget about playing in that scrimmage

because Jenny probably thinks I'm the biggest dork in the universe!

So! Jenny's here!

What up, Matrix?

What, uh...

Brings you to our neck of the cafeteria...

...woods?

Well, I was going to invite you to my party

because that was one of the sickest pit runs I've ever seen... but um...

I'm sorry, could you just...?

Oh! Sunglasses indoors...

I must look like a douchebag, what was I thinking?

We'll clean this up, we'll definitely be there!

I hope this party is more organized than Brianpalooza.

Sure. You guys can totally invite yourselves.

Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.

Sounds groovy, Jenny!

Or should I say... Gravy - Brian. She's gone.

Party... this could be like...

Our first date!

First... date...?

Awesome! - Three-way fist pound?

Brian. This way�

English subtitles by: Freddie Wong

Oh! Brian!

You'd better have skills in that box if you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!

No, Ted this is just a little professional party present

for the JV captain.

"Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..."

Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?

Coconut cake.

Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer

and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in.

Maybe this date will become a double date!

Oh! Brian!

I was meaning to tell you something...

What was it, what was it, what was it...

Brian D! You made it!

Hey, Jenny... um...

Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you!

Come to my room!

Well... what should I do with this bad boy?

I dunno. Give it to the party.

Let them eat cake!

Come on - hurry!

So... there are a lot of people here...

First date, huh?

Wanna... watch me play video games?

Oh... I thought people did romantic things on first dates.

Exactamundo.

Whoa.

So, uh...

Lotta cool stuff in this room.

Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess.

You can just sit wherever.

Okay...

This is gonna blow your mind...

Bam!

I totally beat your time!

Suck it!

Wow. Great job - that's like the...

Only high score I've ever held in anything.

Well, that and Dance Ex Machina...

Wait wait wait...

You play DXM?

Which I don't play anymore because that's a

Lame baby game for babies.

I play manly games now like, uh, War and...

Oh my God you're a 12th level dancemancer?

Did I say "baby game" because I meant, uh...

"babe game" for, uh, people.

No it is a baby game.

Which is why if you tell anyone there's a DXM machine collecting dust in my garage...

I will literally murder you.

Wait, you mean you don't play anymore?

But you were clearly the shiz!

Yeah... not according to my mom.

She kinda coaches the Denver Commandos.

Full disclosure - I totally knew that.

Let's just say this is an FPS family

and she expects me to make the pros.

You're totally gonna! I mean...

When I saw you at the Invitationals last year

You made JV captain

You're amazing, Jenny.

But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!

This is a party, you know?

Let's go fire that baby up!

Party! Right!

Speaking of which, we should get back!

I could totally slam another drink right now!

Let's go!

Let's go!

I've got rock star in my blood, Ki.

I don't know if you know this but...

My father is three-time Guitar Hero world champion...

Freddie Wong.

I'm assuming you're very good since you've chosen the hardest difficulty level.

Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki.

Here we go!

Jeez! Who calibrated this thing?

Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this...

Haven't had to improv in a while...

Sorry about that! Lousy guitar!

Let's play my game!

Whoa - you make games?

Yeah! That's right! Well...

Actually the one I'm working on is for children...

But on the plus side there's no way to lose!

I'm in!

What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down.

That cool freshman over there is Games Dean

And this is the FPS team -

We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator...

And I'm sure you already know - The Law.

Hey Brian!

Great to finally meet you!

He ain't much of a talker, is he?

Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you!

I mean, I'm not, of course.

Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman.

Okay JV captain buzzkill!

Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake?

Wait, wait. There's... cake?

Over here, Jenny.

Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!

Check it - I baked it for you.

Dude are you kidding me?

Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!

Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?

Dig in, everybody! - It's so good!

This is... so good.

You're the coolest!

My cake...

Don't waste it now. - It's so good though!

Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God!

Here... let me dab that off for you.

Seriously?

Hey, man, speaking of apologies...

About your keyboard the other day...

I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it.

Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style

with a little friendly competish?

Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me!

You know what Law, I'm just here to party.

So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys.

Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me.

Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!?

A dash of magic!?

A little splash of razzmatazz?

Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa!

Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!

Brian D just challenged me to a match!

Seriously, Brian?

Actually, Law...

Because that is how I like to party!

You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law!

Abracadabra.

Whoa!

And since mathematically it's the only shape to always correct itself...

I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss!

I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid.

What? No! It's awesome!

You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!

You call that a game? More like a lame!

Drifters!

Drift!

Hey! Leave her alone!

Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!

Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland!

Cool callback, bro!

Give me that!

Hey give that back or else!

Is that a challenge, Theodore?

Drift King. What do you want?

One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird math game is yours!

One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird

So you're extorting people now?

Not very chivalrous, my liege!

Desperate times, Ted.

I haven't felt true competition since last we dueled!

Have ye not the need for speed?

Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game folder so if that tablet shuts off...

I won't let that happen!

Okay!

You're on, DK...

Let's drift!

Drift! Drift!

Don't matter what game you pick - you're gonna lose!

Yeah, got that. Thanks.

Great job, Brian.

LIke I said - any game in the house, Brian.

Dance Ex Machina.

It's in the garage.

Brian. Doodee!

Everyone came to see us duel!

But okay. Okay.

If you wanna disco...

Then let's...

Tango.

You really turned that around.

Law never loses, Brian.

To the garage everybody!

I can't lose this game, Ted!

Wow, ha!

I mean, uh...

I totally won, but...

Can this guy dance or what?

Way to cut a rug, studmuffin. This is gonna be more fun than I thought!

Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won...

That's great! That's what I did. I took that.

Here.

Oh thanks... - Syke!

I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it!

Nay, the lady will have her game back!

Or, shall I say... gömböc.

Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again!

DK!

Ted! Look!

It autosaved!

Ted...?

Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion after exposure to drift racing...

"Boyfriend...?"

Score!

Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a lame baby game chilling in her garage?

What a loser...

Oh! I'm sorry!

Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you.

Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party...

Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow.

Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?

Well...

That was all the fake confidence I could muster.

That really hurt.

I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway.

Spot's yours if you want it.

Really?

Yeah, I'm...

Totally! I'm...

You know, whatever.

I'm in.

Won't let you down.

I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow.

You and I wanna go grab a burger or...

Oh hey there pricklepuss! Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?

Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...?

Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?"

Oh my God. - I had it made just for this.

Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian.

Yeah, catch you later Brian. We gotta go see how making out feels with this.

Oh! Brian!

I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are...

Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Videogame High School 1x05 English

Subtitles by: Freddie Wong

http://facebook.com/VideoGameHighSchool

Day of The JV/Varsity Scrimmage Two Hours Remain

Rhythm Method

Huh, you draw in the notes section too?

Oh, I'm just writing a little not to give to Jenny after the scrim.

Not a love note,

or anything like that. I mean, she totally has a boyfriend

who hates me.

Nah, it's more of a

"It's all cool, you know, let's...

let's be friends" sort of note.

Oh. I like to draw extra lines to make it graph paper.

Yo Brian, man. Kick ass out there.

Thanks man.

I will give it my best shot.

Good, cause we have two weeks allowance on you beating The Law.

Alright. Settle down. Settle down people. Settle down.

I am proud to be your TA for rhythm gaming this year

A sport...

of true champions.

Something you two losers in the back could stand to learn something about.

♪ And now, without further ado, ♪

♪ I present to you, the sultan of shred ♪

♪ the prince of pentatonic, ♪

♪ the raddest dad, ♪ ♪ with the baddest ad... itude. ♪

Freddie Wong!

My dad!

Sup losers.

Or should I say heroes?

Nope. All losers.

Thats all right. That's why you took this class.

To learn from the best, me,

Freddie Wong. Hero.

Alright. Whew!

First rule of heroism.

Give the people what they want.

See, when you're a hero,

people want to be you.

They want to do you.

They want to be you while they do you.

Oh my god.

Be careful.

Cause if you don't give the people what they want, they'll divorce you,

they'll take your sweet dirt bike,

and they'll leave you with a no good loser for a son.

Yeeha!

Grip the steering wheel of destiny!

Drift.

What are you...?

Nooooooooo!

So, who wants some pizza?

Ted, are you sure you are ok, man? That was, like, really rough.

100% Big D. I just gotta refuel.

Ok. Umm...

Well, I have to get to scrimmage, buddy. But...

Ki can you take care of him for a little while?

I'm on it.

Good luck Brian.

- Alright. - Ya man, don't...

Don't worry about me. Good dad out there.

I mean, good love dad.

Good luck Brian.

See ya.

End of Seventh Period One Hour Remains

Go get 'em Brian.

Break the Law!

Thanks man. Cool slogan.

The Law Vs Brian D Justice will be served

I'll get to everybody, I'll get to everybody. Hold your horses. Calm down.

Hey! Give me twenty big ones on Brian D.

Alright, a risk taker, huh? I like that.

Hey. Speak of the devil.

There you go. Who's next? Who's next?

What ya got? What ya got? I'll take yeah. I'll make your bet for ya.

That's fine with me. What ya want? Ten on Law. There ya go. Boom.

Hey man. Look, I was thinking, maybe you can just do some fancy foot work

or caps lock and run away when you're out there.

Cause I am betting you can make it at least three minutes against The Law.

Say hi to The Law for me, Brian.

No pressure.

The Junior Varsity Pre-Game Meeting - Thirty Minutes Remain -

Ok. Jpop, Rico, Moriarity,

Left Flank is all you.

Jumping Jax!

I want to see those grenade skills in action.

And as for the little freshman that could,

stay tight and out of sight.

Any questions?

Yeah. Isn't this scrimmage just an excuse for your boyfriend to pad his kill reel.

Ya. You're right.

Varsity is out there to show off.

We. We're out there to kick ass.

Stay calm, stick the plan...

and we're gonna wipe the smirk right off their faces.

And as for my boyfriend...

that maggot isn't gonna talk to me for a week after we're through with him!

- Sound good? - Yeah!

Alright. See you on the battlefield. Dismissed.

Hey...

rad speech. I mean...

consider me pumped.

Do you need something?

Nope. I just thought you might want to check this out.

Bam! New DXM, fresh import.

And uh, you might want to check out the notes section. B-t-dubs.

This is...

pretty cool actually.

But I have to stay focused right now.

You should too, Brian.

Yah. No, totally.

Well.

If you ever want to get unfocused...

Hey.

I've seen the posters.

This is team CTF, not a deathmatch.

You follow my orders, you'll be fine.

You got it captain.

Brian's Private Pre-Game Pump Up Five MInutes Remain

Stay frosty B.D.

Jenny wants you to avoid The Law.

Consider it done.

They won't even know I'm there. Ninja style.

He made a whole soda can disappear in my mouth.

Victory burgers after the game?

More like defeateritos.

Defeateritoes with cheese.

Speaking of dead meat, what was Jenny thinking putting BrianD on her team?

She was probably thinking I'm awesome.

Guys, Jenny wasn't thinking,

she was following orders.

Wait. You told her to put him on the team?

Course Cold Turkey.

Cause while I love a well earned victory burg,

what I really love, more than anything,

is to kill...

Brian D.

That big baby Brian is bound to burn, bro.

Nice one Alliterator.

He's going down in flames.

In front of everyone.

And when the smoke clears...

there will be no doubt

that he was anything

but a worthless, no talent fluke.

With cheese.

So uh, lets go.

- Yep! - Alright then!

Oh, Brian...

- What's he doing? - Costing me five hundred bucks!

Get with the program Brian.

Brian, I am going to the intel. Get to that structure and cover me.

You know, I think I will just stick back here and nade spam, sir.

Damnit Brian, what is your malfunction?

Is The Law going to be waiting for me up there?

Follow my orders, or get off my team.

Avenge me.

Damnit, Brian.

Yeah!

Give the people what they want.

Yeah! Come on Brian! Woo!

♪ This song's about The Law!♪

♪ Long Arm's looking for you... ♪

♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

- Oh, you're in trouble now! -

♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

- Here it comes! -

♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

- Yesss! -

- Clean yourself up! -

- Varsity Wins. -

Performance Analytics Expulsion Threshold

Subtitles by @Palabrsky

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Brunchables, brunch up your brunch!

Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams

as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated

in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.

Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.

Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".

I already told you, it's just a coincidence!

Isn't she amazing, dude?

You guys are great together. You would never betray one another.

Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?

Nah I'm over it.

That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.

Carpe Diem.

Carpe Diem.

Let's get to class.

That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure,

any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.

I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...

Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo

I helped my parents design this game.

Let's play again.

No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.

You already made me quite the Brian D.

Let's play again.

Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!

Don't even listen to him dude.

Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.

Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn...

Ted? Ted!

What happened?

You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!

I'm fine. I just...

You've seen them haven't you Theodore?

Hi Drift King.

The visions. What are they?

Merely a side effect...of drift fever!

You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now!

Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!

Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.

I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?

Look at me in the eye.

Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?

The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag...

The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:

NEW-LAP-RECORD.

Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go!

That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go.

Okay!

Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!

Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.

Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.

Who are you?

Hey there champ. How are you holding up?

Great, great, yeah totally great.

Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze.

Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.

JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!

So...you good?

Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.

You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.

I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.

Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're...

...doing great!

I'll catch you later babe.

I really am d..

Brian D! My office, now!

The school took a risk on you Brian.

You let us down. Have a seat, kid.

Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner

VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.

And you're one point away from expulsion.

Administration doesn't like those odds.

So what are you saying?

I'm saying you're circling the drain

We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.

That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.

We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...

to leave VGHS.

Hey! Kick back the hover ball!

Tough day Brian?

Oh hey Games! What do you want?

Just wondered if you dropped this.

How did you get that?

Well it's a funny story.

I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.

That's my favorite game!

No baby. That's our favorite game.

Great. Well, enjoy the game.

Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:

Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your...

..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.

Are you kidding me?

This place is ridiculous!

It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way.

It's Game's time.

Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.

You know what Games? You want the spotlight?

You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.

We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face.

I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.

You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.

And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.

I figured you'd say something like that.

Assault rifles? Oh, let's get an SMG in there.

You funeral. Best at three?

First to five! Games on.

See ya!

I'm destroying you!

What are you doing here? Saving your ass.

Yeah, well, it's a little late.

Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?

I'm leaving on my own accord.

Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.

So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school.

But right here, right now, it is all on you.

Let's dance.

But...but it was Games' time!

This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll.

Thanks for the assist.

Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.

See you at sign-ups tomorrow.

You can kiss your high scores, good bye!

Yeah, good luck with that captain.

Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.

No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.

Subs by MisterMascolo

Sup Deansters! It's me again Games Dean

Big news today, Brian D did totally challenge me and my friends to a match

He came in all like, ew ew what!

And I was all like, what?

so we were beating them up

until Jenny comes out of nowhere all like

No! Don't hurt Brian!

I'm like What?

She's like don't!

yeah, Law's Jenny

I was like completely shocked

then she made us lose

and then like after we lost and were leaving

those two are macking on each other

moving in on another guy's girl Brian

i wouldn't want to be you when Law finds out

cause he's going to be like

WHAT

That's the daily dean, we're going to be doing more of that all week long

and month here on vghs

just stop in Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 3:30 to 4:45

and i'll be giving you all the goodness you've just got here today

see ya guys

well it's only got like 400 views

nice moves last night lover boy

Brian, VGHS only has like 400 students

Huh, i should probably go talk to Jenny

Nah Nah, I should probably go talk to Jenny

it's ok?

Are you ok there, boy?

Ted is presenting his new features at drift racing to freddie today i think he's got butterflies

I don't have butterflies, I've got DRAGONFLIES!

We don't need your presentation, imma tell him right now

Oh there's Jenny

I'm probably gonna go talk to her

Yeah I probably should pretend to not sit Ted for a few seconds

then wheel him into Freddie's room

Yeah, don't let him eat anything in there, ok

right

Heey

about today's daily dean

Whatever, Games Dean is an idiot

Right? Yeah he is! Total!

You beat it

Oh yeah, all your highscores too

Great

Oh don't worry it wasn't hard

Oh! So basically I suck

Yeah ehm

speaking of that

We can't really hang out anymore

What?

Or be friends

now that came out wrong

Brian I think that you're cool but The Law is Varsity captain

and my parents expect me to make the team

so i can't have people talking about you and me

so wait wait wait

you're telling me that Law won't put you on the team because he thinks that you and I

just answered my question

wow

so are we cool?

cool? No! we're not cool we're like the opposite of cool like

Jenny when you and i played last night it was

awesome, I know

I'm sorry, I have to go

And that is why i am going to sign up for drift racing this year

I love you dad

Mr. Wong

we all know Ted will never be a great rythm gamer

he just needs to hear you say it

you'll never be a great rythm gamer

i knew it

and that concludes our meeting!

You know how many losers told me that

on my way to the top?

pro shredders aren't born, Ted

they are forged to the fire and the flames

Really?

of course

see you're a Wong

you're born to be a pro shredder

the reason I bust your chops is because i know you've got what it takes

I got it

i knew you really cared

Now stop whammering and start hammering

on that is, practice-wise

hey, see you at the sign-ups

i won't let you down this year

Thanks Ki-wy

The presentation was tops!

So

you're Ted's first groupie

Ki Swan 1360 points

fighter

I don't like you

On to the wise Ki-wy

you've been his lady for what... a week?

I'm his father twice a month a weekend for his entire life

Ted stays where he belongs, you hear me

IN MY SHADOW!

Attention players, one hour left to sign ups for clan try-outs

choose your team carefully because once you swipe that card your fate is sealed

Brian hey!

are you to top off my lemonade or...

oh wait, I'm sorry, That's why i have her

Thanks, babe

just here to sign up

that is precious

Here's the deal Brian

i did you a favour by sparing your life, remember?

so now you're going to do me a favor by not signing up

sorry Law, the favour train has left the station

Last chance tanner-tom

are you sure you want to do this?

What would you do Law?

I think you would sign up

but you're not The Law!

Are you?

Believe me Brian, i get it

you want to be this

Listen to Law's lesson, loser

everybody hates you Literator

I mean who wouldn't

I've got it all

i've got the looks

i've got the brains

Ehm... Check me by the way

I've got the whole school in the palm of my hand

but wait, there's more!

I've got the girl of your dreams

eSsen my D

Styling My Do

So

you want to be this

Brian D?

You want to be The Law?

Well you've got to get through The Law first

Hey Ki!

Sorry i ditched you back there

did you and my dad get the chance to talk

yes we did

and he's

your father

I have to get to the fighting sign-ups Ted

Why?

I tought you wanted to make games

Hey, what better resources than playing with the best

Goodbye

Hey Ki wait up!

Yo, Little Wong!

Making a graph on how bad you suck

I made that graph leave him alone

It's cool Ki

Hey guys how is it going?

Ted for rythm gaming this year came to join the team finally

you mean you're actually going to sign up again?

How me suffer why?

Because

I

Oh my god, The Law is trolling Brian D

I gotta go help my friend

goodbye guys

KEEP ALL MY STUFF

That guy should litterally be doing anything but rythm gaming

Why are you doing this?

you've already proved you're better than me

Brian, dude

It's because i can

because

it's fun

And because you

made it personal

the spotlight wasn't enough

so you had to move in on my girl

dude, we're just...

we're not even friends

Whatever

So on to you

Cozy up to jenny so you two can play on JV?

Didn't you hear? She's getting on Varsity

Yeah, her boyfriend runs the team!

Oh I love gossip

let's dish

did you also hear

oh yeah

her boyfriend doesn't give a sht

Jenny stays on JV

this is my year

and noone else's

so i suggest you skit out

go practicing your dance moves, Brian

sign-ups are closed

This is too good for you Law?

Oh my god

Somebody S my D

Stay away from him

back off!

Okay, I've got your back

What are you waiting for? Let's go!

To war!

Are you wounded Theodore?

this doesn't change anything

BRIAN D!

Yes Calhoun?

I'm expelled?

I gave you a chance to leave quietly

and this is how you use it?

assaulting a student?

initiating a brawl?

stealing a hat?

and worst of all Brian

worst of all

you forgot that it's all about the game

Sir, please you can't do this

Yes I can

It's done

you're facing a 300 point abduction

300 points you do not have

you've got to be joking

Do you hear any rotflcopters son?

Pack your thing and get out of my school!

Are you more like a rockstar everyday, kiddo

What?

Is this a joke?

Am i a joke to you?

No no no no

There must be some mistake

you know Ted you want to bail on the Wong, that's fine

but getting some groupie to take your place?

That's pathetic

dad

Dad your face, now get out of mine, forever!

Welcome to the team, Theodore

you switched the cards

Er... reason one

as I explained in my previous presentation

I don't care about your stupid graphs Ki

my dad hates me because of you

that brings us to reason two

Ted, your dad hates you

and not because of me, i mean, from before

We're through Ki

Ehm... ok

I know you're upset

if we think about this objectively

OBJECTIVELY you've ruined my life

I never want to see you again

but i was just looking out for you

Look out for me?

Look form over there!

Get out of my face

forever

Did you really want me to...

just go!

Hi

Jenny I'm sorry

sorry for punching Law in front of the school

or for ruining my chances of making Varsity this year

yes, both of these things, and before you hit me again there's something i've got to take off of my chest

What? That you like me?

That you were just sticking up for me against my big mean boyfriend?

Look i get that you're upset we can't be friends

but you're not the only one who has a tough round here ok?

If you can't suck it up then leave

Hey!

You'd be happy to know i just got expelled

SO i am leaving

oh and your big mean boyfriend

he told me he's not going to put you in the team anyway

so at least you've got a show out of it

You're an asshole

Previously, on VGHS (subtitles by MisterMascolo)

Jenny, make Varsity?

Not on my watch

You signed me up for drift racing

Ted, I'm sorry

I'm splitz-fied baby

we're through

you're expelled

pack up your dreams and go

Sorry, ki

Ted stays where he belongs

in my shadow!

What're you doing Brian

Why did you throw it on the way

Because you're too good for him Jenny

and because I'm in love with you

Thanks Mr. D

Another busy night Mr. D

It's always a busy night

knock yourself up

Is... Is that Brian D?

See if he will play a game with us

I'm sorry, Brian never games with the customers

Come on, scram scrow

Go back to VGHS, Jumper Jax

Whatever, quitter

yeah, i'll go

Always looking out for a little guy

Ted?

How long has it been?

Twentyfour hours?

You have it D., it's a day!

Come on let's go get a slice

alright!

And then Calhoun told me i can't switch to rythm gaming

cause once you've signed up you're locked in the system

It goes a butt

Same old story

calhoun always wins

but it's a story with a twist ending

you signed up, you're still in the system, you can totally try out tomorrow

It's taking worse when you're expelled

And even if i did, tomorrow is not good for me

We've got this huge birthday party coming

dude, come on

As much as i love what you've done to the place

it ain't VGHS

Uhm.. That's kind of the idea

You actually play games for fun here

Tell me we didn't have fun together?

We had some swell times

to better days

So...

How are you Ted

i was really sad to hear about you and ki

never say to me that name again

what name?

my name?

Ki

Ki!

What a surprise!

Oh yes, hello

here

Will you stop being mad at me now?

Brian tell Ki that fixing my guitar doesn't make up for breaking my hopes and dreams

Ted, tell Brian that you were being a big stupid dumb jerk

Brian, Ki says i'm a big stupid

dammit

So, ki

it's been a while

it's been one day Brian

Ah ok

Hey you

loser

can't hail the rock?

than you'd better whack

away

Remember, while you still do drugs

you're a loser, so why you don't stop playing and go taking some drugs, loser?

Whoa, you suck

why is Ted so stupid

Ted isn't...

ergh.. Ted is different

I apologised to him and he's so mad at me

i should be mad at him

I am mad at him

I'm sucking at rythm gaming just because i tried to fix his problems

Woah, Ki you can't always fix other people's problems for them

I mean sometimes

problems are just unsolvable

like the Hars conjuncture?

Think it like this

Ted is.. like you Gumbac

That you've been looking on

I mean sure, sometimes he get knocked around but

you gotta trust himself to pick him back up

even though he doesn't know you have to see

Brian

thank you

So you're running an arcade now?

Hey Jenny

It's pretty rad

Best thing ever right?

I know, but

i'm kinda busy at the momento so...

Look Brian, i'm not really the best at apologises

but i just wanted

Jenny we're cool, i mean

i was being a jerk too

Now why don't you go play some games, like

over there?

on the house

Okay still you're getting kicked out and

school sucks without you Brian so... i'm sorry

Don't be

really i mean

it worked out for the better

look at this place

Ted was actually in here, like telling me i can actually try out and stuff

You can still try out tomorrow?

Yeah but it's not like it did let me get back in

So what??

People are saying that i can't make Varsity just because i broke up with the law

but you know what if i kick enough ass out there there's nothing he can do to stop it

I'm sorry i tought that playing at VGHS was like your dream or whatever

you're telling me you have one last shot at your dream and you're just gonna walk away?

seriously what the hell is wrong with you, really?

Broke up with the Law?

oh my god

that's what you've got out of this

No, i mean, i was just saying

You really think i've got a shot?

At the tryouts

yeah

it think you have a shot at the tryouts

That's what i meant

totally

Good

so will you be there tomorrow?

no, jenny

i mean even if they let me back on it's not like VGHS is going to change

good luck out there

you know

we've never played DxM

I tought it was a baby game

i think you're just saying that because you know you're going to lose

oh really?

what do you say a hundred pipe so that we dance?

this isn't fields of fire i mean skeeball

you should be embarassed

i'll never love you

you're right

i'm being a big dumb stupid jerk

i know you're just trying to protect me and i'm sorry that you're stuck to rythm gaming with my dad

okay

i deserved that

please forgive me

i really miss you Ki

can we please be friends again?

oh gosh

you know one last shot of my dream

i can go for that

good

this is brian D with nothing to lose and he's one of my team

alright, captain

almost nothing

almost?

hey Brian

Jenny

Ki and i made up

and by made up, i mean made out

if you know what i mean

our lips touched

great

I'm super happy for you

so what were you guys up to?

Uh Uh! Four way high five!

Subtitles by MisterMascolo

It's time we hear again

when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody

from the wumb of glory

That's just one of the many disgusting ways

we'll be describing the white knuckle action of vghs'

fps clan tryouts

Live here in our mobile studio in grand theft auditorium

and speaking of legens

our special guest of today eats legends for brunch

hey law

hope you grabbed a snack for the match

ehm, I did Scott, thank you

so law, we've got 84 students

going for just 12 Jv and Varsity jants

any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys?

before they get ready for the death?

well, i don't know about pro tips, but

let me tell you something i once told a promising young newblade

VGHS is about being the best

but you can't be the best

you must be yourself

so before you walk in the tryouts today

i want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors

i want you to find out what drives you

cause once you find that out

once you know what it is to truly game

then nobody can break you

you guys are ready to go?

chiba, honzo!

how did you

Fished them out of the dumpster

You didn't think i'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?

i fixed them for you, they should be fully functional

and i've added a few...

upgrades

you guys know you're the best friends ever, right?

we are?

of course we are!

now let's go playing some video games

now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about

in the red corner: the leanest, the meanest

fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen

they must have a pretty good captain

and in the blue corner

a rad tad group led by jenny Matrix

who's fighting to be the first softmore ever to make it onto the vghs

varsity team

doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion

Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law

Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school

STFU Law, It's Brian D!

Noo!

No!

Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?

i signed up, i'm still in the system

the rules say i can play

Pff, Who sold you that load of molineux?

Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white

looks like your fable ends here

i know it does

it was my dream to play on a vghs team and i screwed it up

yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failure

so what are you doing on my battlefield?

This isn't about you and me

it's not about getting back in

it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best

it's about playing the game

so at the end of the day Calhoun

it's all about the game

GG Brian D

he plays!

I can't believe that worked

check out brian d's old school gear!

Don't tell me he's that one he smoke you with

Law-lipop

alright everybody calm down, the game is about to start

You've shown up late again, uh brian?

you never seem to learn, do you?

Rule No 1 Ace

never give up

Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to me

Now sit your punk ass down and best wishes

you all know the routine, you keep it clean up there

match begins in thirty seconds

get busy fragging or get busy dying

COUNTDOWN

allright bring it in

you should've stayed home brian you're going to ruin itfor all of us

yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jv

hey| i've seen these two cats meow

and it's about to be a fancy fist tonight

you plan on bringing the thunder?

you know it

good enough for me

Jenny

Now that you've all worked out your feelings

are you ready to kick some ass?

Fry my circuits! D and Jenny've just grabbed the case

bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners

because this combo is bubble

please, grabbing the case is the easy part

let's see how these butts do on the long way back

How crowdass that kid can play

i hate that kid

Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood!

Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass

Jenny matrix has almost dome

these underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history

and that's not all, shotbot

another round like that and brian d could actually get back in, into vghs

Now how's that do ya, Law

he's gone

he left

alright, you three left flank

everyone else, with me

this is it g...

THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME

The law?

Game over man

game over our faces

okay, everybody calm down

don't panic, as longas we keep our

HEADSHOT

Law ready for this?

Run!

Yowza! lesson learned, hell hath no fury like a Law scorned!

I know me some ownage

but that's got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever

oh great Carmak's gosth!

he scored again

tie game

you knwo what that means Quakesperians

It's time for a sudden death!

3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy

Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than this

two stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions

and it all comes down to this final play

Jenny, Brian

make it a good one

everybody stop!

we can still win this thing

get real Matrix, we're down-zo

the law is coming

for me

The law is here because i'm here

So i say let him have me

you know you're almost in school, right?

i know

alright, here's the plan

LAW!

he's mine

Jenny

Law

awkward

so

what's happening captain?

Should we just shoot each other?

oh we could

but that won't get you on varsity know, would it?

here's how this is gonna work

you're gonna go grab the intel

i'm going to say hi to Brian

and I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow

you think i'd be caught dead on your team

Matrix, please

i should go before people start talking

Hey brian

Argh

Argh!

Jenny just shot me in the back

Oh wait no

I'm sorry

she just stabbed you in the back!

Really, Brian?

really?

I gotta admire your gumption, kid

you really want to play this game one last time

Okay

The clock's ticking

so why don't you put that 'nade on your nogging

and we'll put this all "is anybody better than the Law" issue to bed

Brian

move the face

I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobody

and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot

and you blew it

you proved you're a nothing

but surprise

here's your pal The Law

coming here to give you a last chance

so are you gonna take it? Come on

you've got nothing to lose

almost

Law ready for THAT?

Brian D

congratulations

you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS

Welcome to the team

thanks

I'm sorry about Varsity

it's ok

I'm happy with what i've got

Sorry, i was completely unprofessional

It's ok

I am your captain now, though

Oh, well it won't happen again

captain

That was your first kiss, wasn't it?

And my last, cause now i'm going to die

Brian, it was

i'm

it was good

Good, cause that was the last one, right?

yeah

I hate this school

practice starts tomorrow

see you there

captain

Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you later

Sleep well, young Theodore

for we drift! AT daybreak

Oh hey Ted

turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rocker

she can learn a thing or two

I'm sure she is da

she's pretty awesome at anything

Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the day

look, that's Brian!

Oh, see you later popps

Brian freaking D!

Congratulations brain

I knew you'd make it back!

Roommates forever!

Thanks guy

Wow, you've made your teams!

Yes, she melted my old man's face off

litterally

oh no, not litterally

but i did really well

Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas!

pizza sounds great right about now